diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/dick/dick.js b/src/npc/descriptions/dick/dick.js
index 7baf11d2b44180ca91793db440dc69a549ddabe1..58d0b26b98e4fc7a0a341600dc601bb83f1b836c 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/dick/dick.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/dick/dick.js
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
+App.Desc.dick = function(slave) {
 	const r = [];
 	const {
 		he, him, his, hers, himself, boy, He, His
@@ -485,13 +485,13 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 					break;
 			}
 			if (slave.fuckdoll === 0 && slave.balls > 0 && slave.scrotum > 0) {
-				let _scrotalFullness = slave.scrotum - slave.balls;
+				let scrotalFullness = slave.scrotum - slave.balls;
 				if (slave.balls > 90) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is agonizingly overfilled and looks ready to burst. ${He} must be in constant pain.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in constant discomfort.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -515,11 +515,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls >= 20) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is agonizingly overfilled and taut. ${He} must be in constant pain.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in constant discomfort.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -548,11 +548,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 5) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in agony.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`They're held against ${his} base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs`);
@@ -581,11 +581,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 3) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`They're too big for ${his} tiny scrotum, which is stretched tight over each ball.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`They're held against ${his} base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} leg.s`);
@@ -609,15 +609,15 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 1) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < 0) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < 0) {
 						r.push(`They're held tightly by a very minimal scrotum that turns them into a soft little bump.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable little scrotum allows them to rest softly.`);
 					} else {
 						r.push(`They're almost lost in ${his} big soft scrotum, wrinkled for lack of anything to fill it properly.`);
 					}
 				} else {
-					if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${He} has a soft little trace of scrotum.`);
 					} else {
 						r.push(`They've left ${his} scrotum soft and empty.`);
@@ -1187,7 +1187,7 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 			}
 		}
 	} else if (slave.vagina === -1) {
-		r.push(`/* NULL */`);
+		// NULL
 
 		if (slave.scrotum === 0) {
 			r.push(`${He} has`);
@@ -1262,13 +1262,13 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 					break;
 			}
 			if (slave.fuckdoll === 0 && slave.balls > 0 && slave.scrotum > 0) {
-				let _scrotalFullness = slave.scrotum - slave.balls;
+				let scrotalFullness = slave.scrotum - slave.balls;
 				if (slave.balls > 90) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is agonizingly overfilled and looks ready to burst. ${He} must be in constant pain.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in constant discomfort.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs`);
@@ -1292,11 +1292,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls >= 20) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is agonizingly overfilled and taut. ${He} must be in constant pain.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in constant discomfort.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -1325,11 +1325,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 5) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in agony.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`They're held against ${his} base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -1358,11 +1358,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 3) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`They're too big for ${his} tiny scrotum, which is stretched tight over each ball.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`They're held against ${his} base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably`);
 						if (hasAnyLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} leg`);
@@ -1391,15 +1391,15 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 1) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < 0) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < 0) {
 						r.push(`They're held tightly by a very minimal scrotum that turns them into a soft little bump.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable little scrotum allows them to rest softly.`);
 					} else {
 						r.push(`They're almost lost in ${his} big soft scrotum, wrinkled for lack of anything to fill it properly.`);
 					}
 				} else {
-					if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${He} has a soft little trace of scrotum.`);
 					} else {
 						r.push(`They've left ${his} scrotum soft and empty.`);
@@ -1637,7 +1637,7 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 			}
 		}
 	} else if (slave.balls > 0) {
-		r.push(`/* vagina + balls */`);
+		// vagina + balls
 
 		if (slave.scrotum !== 0) {
 			r.push(`${He} has no penis, just a tiny hole above`);
@@ -1697,13 +1697,13 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 					break;
 			}
 			if (slave.fuckdoll === 0 && slave.balls > 0 && slave.scrotum > 0) {
-				let _scrotalFullness = slave.scrotum - slave.balls;
+				const scrotalFullness = slave.scrotum - slave.balls;
 				if (slave.balls > 90) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is agonizingly overfilled and looks ready to burst. ${He} must be in constant pain.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in constant discomfort.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -1727,11 +1727,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls >= 20) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is agonizingly overfilled and taut. ${He} must be in constant pain.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in constant discomfort.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -1760,11 +1760,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 5) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`${His} poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. ${He} must be in agony.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`They're held against ${his} base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -1793,11 +1793,11 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 3) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < -1) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < -1) {
 						r.push(`They're too big for ${his} tiny scrotum, which is stretched tight over each ball.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === -1) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === -1) {
 						r.push(`They're held against ${his} base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably`);
 						if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 							r.push(`between ${his} legs.`);
@@ -1821,15 +1821,15 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 						}
 					}
 				} else if (slave.balls > 1) {
-					if (_scrotalFullness < 0) {
+					if (scrotalFullness < 0) {
 						r.push(`They're held tightly by a very minimal scrotum that turns them into a soft little bump.`);
-					} else if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					} else if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${His} comfortable little scrotum allows them to rest softly.`);
 					} else {
 						r.push(`They're almost lost in ${his} big soft scrotum, wrinkled for lack of anything to fill it properly.`);
 					}
 				} else {
-					if (_scrotalFullness === 0) {
+					if (scrotalFullness === 0) {
 						r.push(`${He} has a soft little trace of scrotum.`);
 					} else {
 						r.push(`They've left ${his} scrotum soft and empty.`);
@@ -2066,7 +2066,7 @@ App.Desc.crotch = function(slave) {
 			}
 		}
 	}
-	r.push(`/* CLOSES DETAILED DICK DESCRIPTION */`);
+	// CLOSES DETAILED DICK DESCRIPTION
 
 	if (slave.prostate === 0) {
 		if (slave.dick > 0 || slave.balls > 0) {