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+App.Events.RECIMilf = class RECIMilf extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
+	eventPrerequisites() {
+		return [];
+	}
+
+	actorPrerequisites() {
+		return [
+			[ // single event slave
+				s => s.fetish !== "mindbroken",
+				s => V.REMILFCheckinIDs.includes(s.ID),
+				s => s.assignment !== Job.QUARTER,
+				s => s.devotion >= 10,
+				s => s.energy > 60,
+				s => s.bodySwap === 0,
+				canTalk,
+				canHear,
+				hasAnyArms,
+				hasAnyLegs,
+				(canDoAnal || canDoVaginal),
+			]
+		];
+	}
+
+	execute(node) {
+		/** @type {Array<App.Entity.SlaveState>} */
+		let [eventSlave] = this.actors.map(a => getSlave(a));
+		const {
+			// eslint-disable-next-line no-unused-vars
+			He, he, His, his, hers, him, himself, girl
+		} = getPronouns(eventSlave);
+		const {title: Master, say: say} = getEnunciation(eventSlave);
+		const {womenP} = getSpokenPronouns(V.PC, eventSlave).appendSuffix('P');
+		const belly = bellyAdjective(eventSlave);
+		const desc = SlaveTitle(eventSlave);
+		const hands = hasBothArms(eventSlave) ? "hands" : "hand";
+		const legs = hasBothLegs(eventSlave) ? "legs" : "leg";
+		const ankles = hasBothLegs(eventSlave) ? "ankles" : "ankle";
+
+		V.nextLink = "Next Week";
+		V.REMILFCheckinIDs.deleteWith((s) => s === eventSlave.ID);
+
+		let artDiv = document.createElement("div"); // named container so we can replace it later
+		App.Events.drawEventArt(artDiv, eventSlave, "no clothing");
+		node.appendChild(artDiv);
+
+		let t = [];
+		t.push(App.UI.DOM.slaveDescriptionDialog(eventSlave));
+		t.push(`is standing before your desk for an inspection. The ${desc} is naked, of course, and is devoted enough to find the situation arousing: ${he}'s being inspected by ${his} ${WrittenMaster(eventSlave)} in the nude, which is sexual enough, and past inspections have often led to a quick fuck. The horny bitch obviously wants it;`);
+		if (eventSlave.chastityPenis === 1) {
+			t.push(`${his} chastity cage is dribbling precum, and ${he}'s clearly uncomfortable with simultaneous arousal and unwillingness to suffer a hard-on inside it.`);
+		} else if (canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+			t.push(`${his} cock is painfully erect.`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.dick > 6) {
+			t.push(`${his} inhuman cock is swollen and leaking precum,`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+			t.push(`${his} pathetically limp dick is practically dripping precum.`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.clit > 0) {
+			t.push(`${his} clit is big enough to be visibly erect when ${he}'s willing and ready.`);
+		} else if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+			t.push(`a sheen is visible on ${his} pussylips, and ${he}'s smiling hopefully at you.`);
+		} else {
+			t.push(`the scent of arousal fills the air, and ${he}'s smiling hopefully at you.`);
+		}
+		t.push(`Your inspections require the slave to offer each of ${his} body parts to your view, and when the routine reaches ${his} crotch,`);
+		if (eventSlave.belly >= 600000) {
+			t.push(`${he} obediently turns around, gingerly leans forward onto ${his} ${belly} middle, hikes`);
+			if (hasBothLegs(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`a`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`${his}`);
+			}
+			t.push(`leg onto ${his} bulk, and displays ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.chastityPenis === 1) {
+				t.push(`chastity caged dick.`);
+			} else if (canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`erect cock pressing hard against ${his} underbelly.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 6) {
+				t.push(`fat member against ${his} underbelly.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				t.push(`poor flaccid member dangling pitifully against ${his} underbelly.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.labia > 0 && canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`pussy, whose lips are so generous that ${he}`);
+				if (hasBothArms(eventSlave)) {
+					t.push(`uses both hands`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`uses ${his} hand`);
+				}
+				t.push(`to peel them apart.`);
+			} else if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina > 1) {
+					t.push(`nice big cunt, which ${he} spreads shamelessly for you.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`tight pussy.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`virgin pussy.`);
+				}
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.anus > 1) {
+					t.push(`experienced anus, which ${he} winks shamelessly for you.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`tight anus.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`virgin anus.`);
+				}
+			}
+		} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000) {
+			t.push(`${he} obediently turns around, steadies ${himself}, and leans forward to display ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.chastityPenis === 1) {
+				t.push(`chastity caged dick`);
+			} else if (canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`erect cock`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 6) {
+				t.push(`fat member`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				t.push(`poor flaccid member`);
+			} else if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina > 1) {
+					t.push(`nice big cunt, which ${he} spreads shamelessly for you,`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`tight pussy`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`virgin pussy`);
+				}
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.anus > 1) {
+					t.push(`experienced anus, which ${he} winks shamelessly for you,`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`tight anus`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`virgin anus`);
+				}
+			}
+			t.push(`without ${his} ${belly} belly in the way.`);
+		} else {
+			t.push(`${he} obediently backs up to sit down on the couch, spread ${his} ${legs},`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 5000 || eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+				t.push(`lift ${his} belly,`);
+			}
+			t.push(`and display ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.chastityPenis === 1) {
+				t.push(`chastity caged dick.`);
+			} else if (canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`erect cock, which ${he} doesn't have to touch to keep upright.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 6) {
+				t.push(`fat member, which takes ${his} entire hand to shove upright.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				t.push(`poor flaccid member, which ${he} uses a thumb and forefinger to pull upright.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.labia > 0 && canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`pussy, whose lips are so generous that ${he}`);
+				if (hasBothArms(eventSlave)) {
+					t.push(`uses both hands`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`uses ${his} hand`);
+				}
+				t.push(`to peel them apart.`);
+			} else if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina > 1) {
+					t.push(`nice big cunt, which ${he} spreads shamelessly for you.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`tight pussy.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`virgin pussy.`);
+				}
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.anus > 1) {
+					t.push(`experienced anus, which ${he} winks shamelessly for you.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`tight anus.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`virgin anus.`);
+				}
+			}
+		}
+		App.Events.addParagraph(node, t);
+
+		t = [];
+		t.push(`You often pepper slaves with questions during this inspection; it helps you gauge their mental state, and it's just as important to verbally inspect slaves' minds as it is to visually inspect their parts. You remember with sudden clarity what ${eventSlave.slaveName} was like when you acquired ${him}. ${He} seemed older then.`);
+		if (eventSlave.faceImplant > 0) {
+			t.push(`${His} face has been improved since then, of course, making ${him} a good deal prettier.`);
+		}
+		if (eventSlave.ageImplant > 0) {
+			t.push(`The age lift ${he} received has certainly hidden some of the most evident signs of ${his} years.`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.geneMods.NCS === 1) {
+			t.push(`The artificially induced NCS is peeling back the years, as expected.`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.visualAge < eventSlave.physicalAge) {
+			t.push(`The age reducing creams ${he} uses have certainly hidden some of the most evident signs of ${his} years.`);
+		}
+		t.push(`Decent care, diet, and exercise have done wonders. But more than all of that trivial physical stuff, the sexual hunger visible in ${his} ${App.Desc.eyesColor(eventSlave)} makes ${him} look like a teenager. You ask ${him} if ${he} remembers what ${he} was like when you enslaved ${him}. ${He} hesitates, wondering how to answer, but decides that honesty is the best policy and ${say}s,`);
+		t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `"I remember it every day, ${Master}. I'm grateful. I didn't think of myself as too pretty, then."`));
+		t.push(`${He} giggles.`);
+		t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `"Becoming a fuckslave really improved my self esteem.`));
+		if (eventSlave.energy > 95) {
+			t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `I can't imagine going back to having as little sex as I used to have. It would be awful.`));
+		} else if (eventSlave.fetish === "cumslut" && eventSlave.fetishStrength > 60) {
+			t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `I can't imagine going back to not sucking dicks all the time. It would be awful.`));
+		} else if (eventSlave.fetish === "buttslut" && eventSlave.fetishStrength > 60) {
+			t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `I can't imagine going back to a life of so little assplay. It would be awful.`));
+		} else {
+			t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `I didn't have much of a sex life back then either, not compared to now.`));
+		}
+		t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `And, ${Master}."`));
+		if (eventSlave.belly >= 600000) {
+			t.push(`${He} shifts ${his} weight fully onto ${his} ${eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 2000 ? `pregnant` : `gravid`} swell, angling ${his} crotch upwards and showing off everything ${he} has.`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000) {
+			t.push(`${He} arches ${his} back prettily and leans even further forward, ${his} ${eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 2000 ? `pregnant` : `gravid`} swell forcing ${his} ${legs} wide, showing off everything ${he} has.`);
+		} else {
+			t.push(`${He} arches ${his} back prettily and then scoots ${himself} down the couch cushions, taking ${his} ${hands} away from ${his} crotch to spread ${his} ${legs} even wider, showing off everything ${he} has.`);
+		}
+		t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `"I didn't really appreciate being fucked by ${V.PC.title !== 0 ? `gorgeous` : `hot`}  ${womenP} then, either. Not like I do now..."`));
+		App.Events.addParagraph(node, t);
+
+
+		App.Events.addResponses(node, [
+			new App.Events.Result(`Then ${he} can appreciate a nice struggle fuck`, roughSex, virginityWarning()),
+			new App.Events.Result(`Appreciate ${his} body`, gentleSex, virginityWarning()),
+			new App.Events.Result(`Put the horny old ${girl} to work`, partyGirl, virginityWarningDouble()),
+		]);
+
+		function roughSex() {
+			let virginityLoss = 0;
+			let inHole = 0;
+
+			t = [];
+			t.push(`When ${he}`);
+			if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`sees`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`hears`);
+			}
+			t.push(`you stand up from behind your desk`);
+			if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
+				t.push(`desk and pull on a strap-on,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`desk,`);
+			}
+			t.push(`${he} smiles invitingly at you and relaxes. But as you approach, ${he}`);
+			if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`sees a dangerous glint in your eyes.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`hears a menacing cadence to your footstep.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`One corner of ${his} mouth flaws upward with anticipation, and ${he} plays along.`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly < 600000) {
+				if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000) {
+					t.push(`${He} stumbles face first into the couch, managing to somehow end up with ${his}`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`${He} immediately curls up into a ball on the couch, managing to end up with ${his}`);
+				}
+				if (eventSlave.weight > 30) {
+					t.push(`fat ass squashed enticingly against the seat back.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.butt > 5) {
+					t.push(`absurd ass squashed enticingly against the seat back.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.butt > 2) {
+					t.push(`healthy ass pushed against the seat back.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`trim ass against the seat back.`);
+				}
+			}
+			t.push(`${He} looks up at you with feigned terror and begs,`);
+			t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `"Please, ${Master}, I'm just an innocent little ${girl}. Please don't rape my poor little butt!"`));
+			t.push(`You grab ${his} ${ankles} and`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000 || eventSlave.weight > 160) { // muscles check here!
+				t.push(`pull yourself onto ${his}`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`haul ${his}`);
+			}
+			if (eventSlave.weight > 160) {
+				t.push(`rippling`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+				t.push(`thick`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 30) {
+				t.push(`chubby`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 95) {
+				t.push(`ripped`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
+				t.push(`muscled`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 10) {
+				t.push(`plush`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 5) {
+				t.push(`toned`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`slender`);
+			}
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 750000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 0) {
+					t.push(`grotesquely pregnant`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`grotesquely inflated`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 600000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 0) {
+					t.push(`dangerously pregnant`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`dangerously distended`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 450000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 0) {
+					t.push(`immensely pregnant`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`immensely distended`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 150000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 0) {
+					t.push(`massively pregnant`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`massively distended`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 120000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 0) {
+					t.push(`enormously pregnant`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`greatly gravid`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 10000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 3000) {
+					t.push(`heavily pregnant`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.bellyImplant > 3000) {
+					t.push(`very gravid`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`taut`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 5000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 3000) {
+					t.push(`very pregnant`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.bellyImplant > 3000) {
+					t.push(`gravid`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`distended`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 1500) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg > 0) {
+					t.push(`slightly pregnant`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.bellyImplant > 0) {
+					t.push(`slightly distended`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`bloated`);
+				}
+			}
+			t.push(`${eventSlave.skin}`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000 || eventSlave.weight > 160) {
+				t.push(`body,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`body toward you, dragging ${him} across the couch,`);
+				if (eventSlave.belly >= 5000) {
+					t.push(`and then pin ${him},`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`and then half-fall atop ${him},`);
+				}
+			}
+			t.push(`pushing`);
+			if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
+				t.push(`the strap-on`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`your hard cock`);
+			}
+			if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && (!canDoAnal(eventSlave) || eventSlave.anus === 0 || eventSlave.vagina > 0)) {
+				t.push(`into the wriggling ${girl}'s`);
+				if (eventSlave.vagina === 0) {
+					t.push(`virgin`);
+					virginityLoss = 1;
+				}
+				t.push(`pussy.`);
+				inHole = "pussy";
+			} else {
+				t.push(`up the wriggling ${girl}'s`);
+				if (eventSlave.anus === 0) {
+					t.push(`virgin`);
+					virginityLoss = 2;
+				}
+				t.push(`butt.`);
+				inHole = "ass";
+			}
+			t.push(`${He} keeps begging and whining, but`);
+			if (hasBothArms(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`${he}'s managed to bring a hand under ${himself} and is`);
+				if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000 || eventSlave.fetish === "boobs") {
+					if (eventSlave.nipples === "fuckable") {
+						t.push(`frantically fingering ${his} nipple.`);
+					} else if (eventSlave.boobs >= 400) {
+						t.push(`enthusiastically kneading ${his} breasts.`);
+					} else {
+						t.push(`frantically tweaking ${his} nipples.`);
+					}
+				} else if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && inHole === "ass" && eventSlave.dick === 0) {
+					t.push(`schlicking away.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.chastityPenis && !canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+					t.push(`frantically rubbing ${his} taint.`);
+				} else if (canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+					t.push(`jacking off to your rhythm.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.dick > 6) {
+					t.push(`rubbing as much of ${his} engorged cock as ${he} can reach.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+					t.push(`rubbing ${his} submissive little bitch dick.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`massaging ${his} pubic mound, and what's beneath it, to your thrusts.`);
+				}
+			} else {
+				t.push(`there's no stopping ${him} from grinding against you.`);
+			}
+			if ((inHole === "ass" && eventSlave.skill.anal > 30) || (inHole === "pussy" && eventSlave.skill.vaginal > 30)) {
+				t.push(`${He} periodically manages to get`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`${He} sometimes accidentally pulls`);
+			}
+			t.push(`${his}`);
+			if (inHole === "ass") {
+				if (eventSlave.anus > 2) {
+					t.push(`loose`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.anus > 1) {
+					t.push(`practiced`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`tight`);
+				}
+				t.push(`anus`);
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina > 2) {
+					t.push(`loose`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 1) {
+					t.push(`practiced`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`tight`);
+				}
+				t.push(`vagina`);
+			}
+			t.push(`off your thrusting`);
+			if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
+				t.push(`phallus,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`penis,`);
+			}
+			t.push(`but that just gives you the pleasure of forcing it`);
+			if (inHole === "ass") {
+				t.push(`up ${his} ass`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`into ${his} cunt`);
+			}
+			t.push(`again to the accompaniment of pretended girlish protests. ${He} does ${his} best to maintain the pretense, but soon the best ${he} can come up with is a ridiculous`);
+			if (inHole === "ass") {
+				t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `"${Master}, please don't make me come! Not from anal!"`));
+			} else {
+				t.push(Spoken(eventSlave, `"${Master}, don't cum in me! It's a dangerous day! I'll get pregnant!"`));
+			}
+			t.push(`${He}'s`);
+			if (virginityLoss > 0) {
+				t.push(`quite sore from`);
+				if (virginityLoss === 2) {
+					t.push(`<span class="virginity loss">losing ${his} anal cherry in such a rough way</span>`);
+					eventSlave.anus = 1;
+				} else {
+					t.push(`<span class="virginity loss">${his} first time being so rough</span>`);
+					eventSlave.vagina = 1;
+				}
+			} else {
+				t.push(`a little sore,`);
+			}
+			t.push(`and winces stiffly when ${he}`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly < 600000) {
+				t.push(`gets up off the couch,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`shoves ${himself} back upright`);
+			}
+			t.push(`but shakes it off and <span class="devotion inc">gives you a kiss</span> with surprising shyness for a mature slave whose`);
+			if (inHole === "ass") {
+				t.push(`anus you just fucked.`);
+				seX(eventSlave, "anal", V.PC, "penetrative");
+			} else {
+				t.push(`pussy you just dominated.`);
+				seX(eventSlave, "vaginal", V.PC, "penetrative");
+			}
+			eventSlave.devotion += 4;
+			return t;
+		}
+
+		function gentleSex() {
+			let inHole = 0;
+
+			t = [];
+			t.push(`You stand up from behind your`);
+			if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
+				t.push(`desk, pull on a strap-on,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`desk`);
+			}
+			t.push(`and approach ${him}, appreciating ${his} gorgeous body,`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 600000) {
+				t.push(`perfectly laid out across ${his} own bulk`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000) {
+				t.push(`glowing with maternity and all stretched out`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`all laid out across the couch`);
+			}
+			t.push(`for your perusal. When you reach ${him}, you hold out a hand for`);
+			if (hasBothArms(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`one of`);
+			}
+			t.push(`${hers}; ${he} takes it <span class="trust inc">trustingly,</span> ${his} grip`);
+			if (eventSlave.muscles > 50) {
+				t.push(`powerful and decisive.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
+				t.push(`strong and sure.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 160) {
+				t.push(`excessively soft.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 5) {
+				t.push(`firm and warm.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles < -95) {
+				t.push(`almost nonexistent.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles < -30) {
+				t.push(`weak and submissive.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`soft and feminine.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`You pull ${him} up to kneel on the couch cushions, facing a mirrored wall of the room.`);
+			if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`${He}'s treated to a view of ${his} own face`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`Your treated to the sight of ${his} blind face`);
+			}
+			t.push(`as you`);
+			if (V.PC.belly >= 100000) {
+				t.push(`awkwardly`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`gently`);
+			}
+			t.push(`penetrate ${him} from behind,`);
+			if (V.PC.belly >= 100000) {
+				t.push(`your massive baby bump rubbing erotically`);
+			} else if (V.PC.belly >= 30000) {
+				t.push(`your baby bump uncomfortably squished`);
+			} else if (V.PC.belly >= 1500) {
+				t.push(`holding the curve of your pregnancy`);
+			} else if (V.PC.boobs >= 300) {
+				t.push(`holding your`);
+				if (V.PC.boobsImplant / V.PC.boobs >= .60) {
+					t.push(`firm`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`soft`);
+				}
+				t.push(`breasts hard`);
+			} else if (V.PC.title === 1) {
+				t.push(`holding your strong chest hard`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`holding your flat chest hard`);
+			}
+			t.push(`against ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.weight > 160) {
+				t.push(`rippling backfat.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 130) {
+				t.push(`soft backfat.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+				t.push(`soft back.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 95) {
+				t.push(`ripped back.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
+				t.push(`strong back.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 5) {
+				t.push(`toned back.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`warm back.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`Once you're seated in ${his}`);
+			if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && (!canDoAnal(eventSlave) || eventSlave.anus === 0 || eventSlave.vagina > 0)) {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina === 0) {
+					t.push(`virgin`);
+				}
+				t.push(`womanhood,`);
+				inHole = "pussy";
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.anus === 0) {
+					t.push(`virgin`);
+				}
+				t.push(`anus,`);
+				inHole = "ass";
+			}
+			t.push(`you let your hands rove across ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+				t.push(`luscious`);
+			}
+			t.push(`body, resting your chin on one of ${his} shoulders to`);
+			if (canSee(eventSlave)) { // height concerns!
+				t.push(`watch the view with ${him}.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`get a better view of ${him}.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`You run your fingers`);
+			if (eventSlave.hLength < 10) {
+				t.push(`across ${his} scalp, eliciting a sigh.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.hLength < 50) {
+				t.push(`through ${his} short hair and across ${his} scalp, eliciting a sigh.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.hLength < 100) {
+				t.push(`all through ${his} long, luxurious hair.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`down the immense length of ${his} hair, bringing it around to cascade down`);
+				if (eventSlave.boobs > 300) {
+					t.push(`between ${his}`);
+					if (eventSlave.belly >= 5000 || eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+						t.push(`breasts and around ${his} stomach.`);
+					} else {
+						t.push(`breasts.`);
+					}
+				} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 5000 || eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+					t.push(`${his} front and around ${his} stomach.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`${his} chest.`);
+				}
+			}
+			t.push(`Your fingers`);
+			if (eventSlave.faceShape === "cute" || eventSlave.weight > 97) {
+				t.push(`caress ${his} soft cheeks,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`trace ${his} cheekbones,`);
+			}
+			if (eventSlave.weight > 130) {
+				t.push(`the roll of ${his} extra chin,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.faceShape === "masculine") {
+				t.push(`the chiseled cut of ${his} jaw,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`the line of ${his} jaw,`);
+			}
+			t.push(`and the`);
+			if (eventSlave.lips > 95) {
+				t.push(`dominant feature of ${his} face; ${his} immensely inflated lips.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 70) {
+				t.push(`pouting prominence of ${his} huge lips.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 40) {
+				t.push(`plush softness of ${his} plump lips.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 20) {
+				t.push(`soft outline of ${his} pretty mouth.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 10) {
+				t.push(`soft outline of ${his} cute lips.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`outline of ${his} mouth.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`Your hands`);
+			if (eventSlave.boobs >= 25000) {
+				t.push(`grope as much of ${his} unbelievable breasts as you can reach, before diving into the warm depths beneath ${his} immense udders.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.boobs >= 10000) {
+				t.push(`struggle to heft ${his} bountiful breasts, and then allow themselves to be enveloped by the copious amount of flesh that makes up ${his} udders.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.boobs >= 2000) {
+				t.push(`heft ${his} enormous breasts, and then bury themselves in the warm surroundings of the spaces between ${his} udders and ${his} ribcage.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.boobs >= 1000) {
+				t.push(`heft ${his} big breasts measuringly.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.boobs >= 300) {
+				t.push(`cup ${his} healthy breasts, feeling their weight.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`massage ${his} flat chest.`);
+			}
+			if (eventSlave.boobs >= 25000 || V.PC.belly >= 30000) {
+				t.push(`It takes some effort but you manage to`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`You`);
+			}
+			if (eventSlave.nipplesPiercing > 0) {
+				t.push(`gently tug on ${his} nipple piercings, earning a gentle intake of breath.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.nipples === "huge") {
+				t.push(`run a feather-light touch along ${his} long nipples, earning a gasp as they stiffen.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`run a feather-light touch over ${his} nipples, earning a gasp as they`);
+				if (eventSlave.nipples !== "fuckable") {
+					t.push(`stiffen.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`tighten.`);
+				}
+			}
+			t.push(`You slide further down,`);
+			if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 750000) {
+				t.push(`running your hands across the countless infants that stretch ${his} uterus to its very limit.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 600000) {
+				t.push(`running your hands across the sides of ${his} belly, enjoying the bulging infants beneath your palms reacting to your touch.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 450000) {
+				t.push(`running your hands across the sides of ${his} belly, marveling at the feelings of life just beneath your palms.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 60000) {
+				t.push(`massaging the sides of ${his} sensitive midriff as you try to meet your hands around the imposing bump.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 10000) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 2000) {
+					t.push(`massaging the stretched skin of ${his} pregnancy before teasing ${his} popped navel.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.bellyImplant >= 2000) {
+					t.push(`massaging the taut skin of ${his} belly before teasing ${his} popped navel.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`cupping the hugely bloated expanse of ${his} fluid filled middle.`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 130) {
+				t.push(`fondling and groping the soft mass of ${his} hugely fat belly.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 95) {
+				t.push(`fondling ${his} fat belly and exploring its soft folds.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 1500) {
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 2000) {
+					t.push(`running your hands over the life growing inside ${him}.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.bellyImplant >= 2000) {
+					t.push(`running your hands across the curve of ${his} stomach.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`enjoying the way ${his} fluid-filled belly jiggles in your hands.`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
+				t.push(`fondling ${his} tight abs and flanks.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.weight > 30) {
+				t.push(`fondling ${his} plush belly and deep navel.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.bellySag > 0) {
+				t.push(`rubbing and teasing ${his} loose stomach.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`rubbing ${his} flat stomach and trim sides.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`${He}'s so mesmerized by your manual tour of ${his} mature body that it's almost a surprise to ${him} when ${he} tips over into a strong orgasm that obliges you to grip ${him} and hold on while ${he} shakes.`);
+			eventSlave.trust += 4;
+			if (inHole === "ass") {
+				if (eventSlave.anus === 0) {
+					t.push(`${He}'ll remember <span class="virginity loss">losing ${his} anal virginity</span> in <span class="devotion inc">such an intimate way.</span>`);
+					eventSlave.devotion += 4;
+					eventSlave.anus++;
+				}
+				seX(eventSlave, "anal", V.PC, "penetrative");
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina === 0) {
+					t.push(`${He}'ll remember <span class="virginity loss">losing ${his} virginity</span> in <span class="devotion inc">such an intimate way.</span>`);
+					eventSlave.devotion += 4;
+					eventSlave.vagina++;
+				}
+				seX(eventSlave, "vaginal", V.PC, "penetrative");
+			}
+			return t;
+		}
+
+		function partyGirl() {
+			// replace slave art
+			$(artDiv).empty();
+			App.Events.drawEventArt(artDiv, eventSlave, "a t-shirt");
+
+			t = [];
+			t.push(`You tell ${him} that you've hired ${him} out for a party hosted by a prominent citizen's son, home from college, and that ${he} should be saving it for that. ${He} promises that ${he} will,`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 600000) {
+				t.push(`wiggling atop ${his} mass`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 100000) {
+				t.push(`straightening up`);
+			} else if (hasBothLegs(eventSlave)) {
+				t.push(`relaxing ${his} leg`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`bringing ${his} legs together again`);
+			}
+			t.push(`and clearly already imagining it. You check in on ${him} later, using the video feeds, and are treated to the sight of ${him} wearing a recently-acquired, too-tight t-shirt with an old world college's mascot on it as ${he}`);
+			if ((canDoAnal(eventSlave) && eventSlave.anus === 0) || (canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && eventSlave.vagina === 0)) {
+				t.push(`<span class="virginity loss">is deflowed</span> by`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`rides`);
+			}
+			t.push(`a dick young enough to be ${his} son's. There's some drunken yelling, which ${he} responds to by blowing kisses and licking ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.lips > 95) {
+				t.push(`absurd`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 70) {
+				t.push(`huge`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 40) {
+				t.push(`plump`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips > 20) {
+				t.push(`pretty`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.lips <= 10) {
+				t.push(`thin`);
+			}
+			t.push(`lips until another cock finds its way into ${his} mouth. ${His} fee for the night is <span class="cash inc">substantial,</span> and the student's father attaches a note to the payment. Apparently ${he} got him too, and he's interested in hiring ${him} for a business meeting next month.`);
+			cashX(500, "event", eventSlave);
+			if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				seX(eventSlave, "vaginal", "publicUse", "penetrative", 5);
+				if (eventSlave.vagina === 0) {
+					eventSlave.vagina++;
+				}
+			}
+			if (canDoAnal(eventSlave)) {
+				seX(eventSlave, "anal", "publicUse", "penetrative", 5);
+				if (eventSlave.anus === 0) {
+					eventSlave.anus++;
+				}
+			}
+			seX(eventSlave, "oral", "publicUse", "penetrative", 5);
+			return t;
+		}
+
+		function virginityWarning() {
+			if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && (eventSlave.vagina === 0)) {
+				if (!canDoAnal(eventSlave) || eventSlave.anus === 0) {
+					return `This option will take ${his} virginity`;
+				}
+			} else if (!canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && canDoAnal(eventSlave) && (eventSlave.anus === 0)) {
+				return `This option will take ${his} anal virginity`;
+			}
+			return null;
+		}
+
+		function virginityWarningDouble() {
+			if (eventSlave.vagina === 0 && canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && eventSlave.anus === 0 && canDoAnal(eventSlave)) {
+				return `This option will take both ${his} virginities`;
+			} else if (eventSlave.vagina === 0 && canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				return `This option will take ${his} virginity`;
+			} else if (eventSlave.anus === 0 && canDoAnal(eventSlave)) {
+				return `This option will take ${his} anal virginity`;
+			}
+			return null;
+		}
+	}
+};
diff --git a/src/events/randomEvent.js b/src/events/randomEvent.js
index bbdeff3c4451ae3c0e810eae64cc46216dd9bbd4..86b4997a3c37c5bbeb92e66b69314df641c1f2ea 100644
--- a/src/events/randomEvent.js
+++ b/src/events/randomEvent.js
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ App.Events.getIndividualEvents = function() {
 		new App.Events.RECIButthole(),
 		new App.Events.RECIFuta(),
 		new App.Events.RECIOrientation(),
+		new App.Events.RECIMilf(),
 	];
 };
 
diff --git a/src/js/assayJS.js b/src/js/assayJS.js
index 9c54ceed3223a36d03b5f3a9bbe9e8bee3fd9861..9a1c9a998ee71b2ddd25be8498684fb2f2cb7896 100644
--- a/src/js/assayJS.js
+++ b/src/js/assayJS.js
@@ -179,7 +179,7 @@ globalThis.newSlave = function(slave) {
 		slave.sexualFlaw !== "hates women") {
 		V.REFeminizationCheckinIDs.push(slave.ID);
 	}
-	if (slave.actualAge > 35 && slave.face < 40 && slave.skill.anal <= 30) {
+	if (slave.actualAge > 35 && slave.face <= 10 && slave.faceImplant === 0 && slave.energy <= 60) {
 		V.REMILFCheckinIDs.push(slave.ID);
 	}
 	if (slave.attrXY <= 35 && slave.attrXX > 65) {
diff --git a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
index 5e49fe06d51835e3d85443db2093685565ebf45a..121a5ab85fbd09a891fa525e2eeb8137bc2f3e12 100644
--- a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
+++ b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
@@ -347,14 +347,6 @@ globalThis.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 					}
 				}
 
-				if (eventSlave.skill.anal > 30) {
-					if (eventSlave.devotion >= 10) {
-						if (V.REMILFCheckinIDs.includes(eventSlave.ID)) {
-							V.RECIevent.push("MILF");
-						}
-					}
-				}
-
 				if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
 					if (eventSlave.face >= -10) {
 						if (eventSlave.devotion >= 10) {
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
index 1547b7de22d66fa2270bb32545b449f0b7f68826..674782f389402df84cd9f246c46d8caaad7e12a6 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@
 <<set _clothesTemp = $activeSlave.clothes>>
 <<switch $RECIevent>>
 	/*Some events start with the slave naked (any event that starts with the daily inspection, for example). Here we switch their clothing just for the image to load, then switch it back quickly so the player's choice is not messed up.*/
-<<case "feminization" "MILF" "ugly">>
+<<case "feminization" "ugly">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "no clothing">>
 <</switch>>
 <span id="artFrame">
@@ -68,52 +68,6 @@
 
 <<switch $RECIevent>>
 
-<<case "MILF">>
-
-<<for $i = 0; $i < $REMILFCheckinIDs.length; $i++>>
-	<<if $REMILFCheckinIDs[$i] == $activeSlave.ID>>
-		<<set $REMILFCheckinIDs.deleteAt($i)>>
-		<<break>>
-	<</if>>
-<</for>>
-
-<<= App.UI.slaveDescriptionDialog($activeSlave)>> is standing before your desk for an inspection. The $desc is naked, of course, and is devoted enough to find the situation arousing: $he's being inspected by $his <<= WrittenMaster()>> in the nude, which is sexual enough, and past inspections have often led to a quick fuck. The horny bitch obviously wants it;
-<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
-	$his chastity cage is dribbling precum, and $he's clearly uncomfortable with simultaneous arousal and unwillingness to suffer a hard-on inside it.
-<<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-	$his cock is painfully erect.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-	$his pathetically limp dick is practically dripping precum.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.clit > 0)>>
-	$his clit is big enough to be visibly erect when $he's willing and ready.
-<<else>>
-	a sheen is visible on $his pussylips, and $he's smiling hopefully at you.
-<</if>>
-Your inspections require the slave to offer each of $his body parts to your view, and when the routine reaches $his crotch, $he obediently backs up to sit down on the couch<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>, spread $his legs,<</if>> and display $his
-<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
-	chastity caged dick.
-<<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-	erect cock, which $he doesn't have to touch to keep upright.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-	poor flaccid member, which $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>uses a thumb and forefinger<<else>>understandably struggles<</if>> to pull upright.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.labia > 0)>>
-	pussy, whose lips are so generous that $he <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>uses both hands<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>struggles<<else>>uses $his hand<</if>> to peel them apart.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina > 1)>>
-	nice big cunt, which $he spreads shamelessly for you.
-<<else>>
-	tight pussy.
-<</if>>
-<br><br>
-You often pepper slaves with questions during this inspection; it helps you gauge their mental state, and it's just as important to verbally inspect slaves' minds as it is to visually inspect their parts. You remember with sudden clarity what $activeSlave.slaveName was like when you acquired $him. $He seemed older then.<<if $activeSlave.faceImplant > 0>> $His face has been improved since then, of course, making $him a good deal prettier.<</if>><<if $activeSlave.ageImplant > 0>> The age lift $he received has certainly hidden some of the most evident signs of $his years.<</if>> Decent care, diet, and exercise have done wonders. But more than all of that trivial physical stuff, the sexual hunger visible in $his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> makes $him look like a teenager. You ask $him if $he remembers what $he was like when you enslaved $him. $He hesitates, wondering how to answer, but decides that honesty is the best policy and <<say>>s, "I remember it every day, <<Master>>. I'm grateful. I didn't think of my<<s>>elf a<<s>> too pretty, then." $He giggles. "Becoming a fuck<<s>>lave really improved my <<s>>elf e<<s>>teem.
-<<if ($activeSlave.energy > 95)>>
-	I can't imagine going back to having a<<s>> little <<s>>e<<x>> a<<s>> I u<<s>>ed to have. It would be awful.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-	I can't imagine going back to not <<s>>ucking dick<<s>> all the time. It would be awful.
-<<else>>
-	I didn't have much of a <<s>>e<<x>> life back then either, not compared to now.
-<</if>>
-And, <<Master>>." $He arches $his back prettily and then scoots $himself down the couch cushions, taking $his hands away from $his crotch to spread $his legs even wider, showing off everything $he has. "I didn't really appre<<c>>iate being fucked by <<if $PC.title != 0>>gorgeou<<s>><<else>>hot<</if>> _womenP then, either. Not like I do now..."
-
 <<case "feminization">>
 
 <<for $i = 0; $i < $REFeminizationCheckinIDs.length; $i++>>
@@ -184,50 +138,6 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <span id="result">
 <<switch $RECIevent>>
 
-<<case "MILF">>
-
-<<link "Then $he can appreciate a nice struggle fuck">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-	When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>senses<</if>> you stand up from behind your desk<<if ($PC.dick == 0)>> and pull on a strap-on<</if>>, $he smiles invitingly at you and relaxes. But as you approach, $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees a dangerous glint in your eyes<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears a menacing cadence to your footstep<<else>>realizes the reason for your delay<</if>>. One corner of $his mouth flaws upward with anticipation, and $he plays along. $He immediately curls up into a ball on the couch, managing to end up with $his <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 30)>>fat ass squashed enticingly against the seat back<<elseif ($activeSlave.butt > 5)>>absurd ass squashed enticingly against the seat back<<elseif ($activeSlave.butt > 2)>>healthy ass pushed against the seat back<<else>>trim ass against the seat back<</if>>. $He looks up at you with feigned terror and begs, "Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, I'm ju<<s>>t an inno<<c>>ent little $girl. Plea<<s>>e don't rape my poor little butt!" You grab <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>><<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>an<<else>>$his<</if>> ankle<<else>>$his hips<</if>> and haul $his <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>plush<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles > 5)>>toned<<else>>slender<</if>> $activeSlave.skin body toward you, dragging $him across the couch, and then half-fall atop $him, pushing <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the strap-on<<else>>your hard cock<</if>> up the wriggling $girl's butt. $He keeps begging and whining, but $he's managed to bring a hand under $himself and is
-	<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
-		frantically rubbing $his taint.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-		rubbing $his submissive little $girl cock.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-		and $his soft dick twitches weakly.
-	<<else>>
-		schlicking away.
-	<</if>>
-	$He periodically manages to get $his <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>loose<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>practiced<<else>>tight<</if>> anus off your thrusting <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>phallus<<else>>penis<</if>>, but that just gives you the pleasure of forcing it up $his ass again to the accompaniment of pretended girlish protests. $He does $his best to maintain the pretense, but soon the best $he can come up with is a ridiculous "<<Master>>, plea<<s>>e don't make me come! Not from anal!" $He's a little sore, and winces stiffly when $he gets up off the couch, but shakes it off and @@.hotpink;gives you a kiss@@ with surprising shyness for a mature slave whose anus you just fucked.
-	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
-	<<run seX($activeSlave, "anal", $PC, "penetrative")>>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-<br><<link "Appreciate $his body">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-	You stand up from behind your desk<<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>and pull on a strap-on<</if>> and approach $him, appreciating $his gorgeous body, all laid out across the couch for your perusal. When you reach $him, you hold out a hand for one of $hers; $he takes it @@.mediumaquamarine;trustingly,@@ $his grip <<if ($activeSlave.muscles > 30)>>strong and sure<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles > 5)>>firm and warm<<else>>soft and feminine<</if>>. You pull $him up to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneel<<else>>get<</if>> on the couch cushions, facing a mirrored wall of the room. $He's treated to a view of $his own face as you gently penetrate $him from behind, holding your <<if ($PC.boobs == 0)>>strong chest<<else>>soft breasts<</if>> hard against $his <<if ($activeSlave.muscles > 30)>>ripped<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles > 5)>>toned<<else>>warm<</if>> back. Once you're seated in $his <<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1) && !($activeSlave.chastityVagina)>>womanhood<<else>>anus<</if>>, you let your hands rove across $his body, resting your chin on one of $his shoulders to watch the view with $him.
-	You run your fingers through <<if ($activeSlave.hLength < 10)>>across $his scalp, eliciting a sigh<<elseif ($activeSlave.hLength < 50)>>through $his short hair and across $his scalp, eliciting a sigh<<elseif ($activeSlave.hLength < 100)>>all through $his long, luxurious hair<<else>>down the immense length of $his hair, bringing it around to cascade down between $his breasts<</if>>.
-	Your fingers trace $his cheekbones, the line of $his jaw, and the <<if $activeSlave.lips > 40>>pouting prominence of $his huge lips<<elseif $activeSlave.lips > 0>>plush softness of $his plump lips<<else>>soft outline of $his pretty mouth<</if>>.
-	Your hands <<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 2000)>>heft $his enormous breasts, and then bury themselves in the warm surroundings of the spaces between $his udders and $his ribcage<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 800)>>heft $his big breasts measuringly<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 300)>>cup $his healthy breasts, feeling their weight<<else>>massage $his flat chest<</if>>.
-	You <<if ($activeSlave.nipplesPiercing > 0)>>gently tug on $his nipple piercings, earning a gentle intake of breath<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "huge")>>run a feather-light touch along $his long nipples, earning a gasp as they stiffen<<else>>run a feather-light touch over $his nipples, earning a gasp as they <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>stiffen<<else>>tighten<</if>><</if>>.
-	$He's so mesmerized by your manual tour of $his mature body that it's almost a surprise to $him when $he tips over into a strong orgasm that obliges you to grip $him and hold on while $he shakes.
-	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1) && !($activeSlave.chastityVagina)>>
-		<<run seX($activeSlave, "vaginal", $PC, "penetrative")>>
-	<<else>>
-		<<run seX($activeSlave, "anal", $PC, "penetrative")>>
-	<</if>>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-<br><<link "Put the horny old $girl to work">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-	You tell $him that you've hired $him out for a party hosted by a prominent citizen's son, home from college, and that $he should be saving it for that. $He promises that $he will, bringing $his legs together again and clearly already imagining it. You check in on $him later, using the video feeds, and are treated to the sight of $him wearing a recently-acquired, too-tight t-shirt with an old world college's mascot on it as $he rides a dick young enough to be $his son's. There's some drunken yelling, which $he responds to by blowing kisses and licking $his <<if $activeSlave.lips > 0>>plump <</if>>lips until another cock finds its way into $his mouth. $His fee for the night is @@.yellowgreen;substantial,@@ and the student's father attaches a note to the payment. Apparently $he got him too, and he's interested in hiring $him for a business meeting next month.
-	<<run cashX(500, "event", $activeSlave)>>
-	<<run seX($activeSlave, "anal", "publicUse", "penetrative", 5)>>
-	<<run seX($activeSlave, "oral", "publicUse", "penetrative", 5)>>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-
 <<case "feminization">>
 
 <<link "Yes $he can">>