diff --git a/slave variables documentation - Pregmod.txt b/slave variables documentation - Pregmod.txt
index 71b03c2273f7642df42f3c7a06b9f8a08166f675..b994f57f72ae1f9082ce5e8ca7e3f8659e9148a8 100644
--- a/slave variables documentation - Pregmod.txt	
+++ b/slave variables documentation - Pregmod.txt	
@@ -1852,6 +1852,7 @@ may accept strings, use at own risk
 "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman"
 "a maternity dress"
 "stretch pants and a crop-top"
+"spats and a tank top"
 
 collar:
 
diff --git a/src/js/storyJS.tw b/src/js/storyJS.tw
index c36b56399a8b0d27caf8a7481bd2e7b94fe8489c..c3f73be4d06c774ac79aa4af05c3649a5feb31ec 100644
--- a/src/js/storyJS.tw
+++ b/src/js/storyJS.tw
@@ -140,6 +140,9 @@ Mousetrap.bind("r", function () {
 Mousetrap.bind("x", function () {
 	$("#story-caption #managePerson a.macro-link").trigger("click");
 });
+Mousetrap.bind("z", function () {
+	$("#story-caption #SFMButton a.macro-link").trigger("click");
+});
 
 /**
  * BoobGenerator namespace.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index 09cb38d73961398728640916a193d84f8265022f..f5ff83423f8a087b09b9e6b28cd09c6b89d58597 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -1762,9 +1762,7 @@ At your <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>nod<<else>>acknowledgement<</if>>, she
 	She starts to bounce flirtily.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 	blushes suddenly and hangs her head.
-	<<if $bellyImplants == 1 && ($activeSlave.preg < -1 || $activeSlave.ovaries == 0 || ($activeSlave.ovaries == 0 && $activeSlave.mpreg == 0))>>
-		"<<Master>>, I've alway<<s>> dreamt about being pregnant, and I've heard you can make <<s>>lave<<s>> look it. Would you give me a big baby bump? I want to be pregnant and proud. Plea<<s>>e?
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10001>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10001>>
 		"<<Master>>, may I have a pier<<c>>ing? Right here? A big one?" She indicates her popped navel. "I feel it like it would get my belly more attention, plu<<s>> I'd hate to not take advantage of my new outie. Plea<<s>>e?
 	<<else>>
 		"<<Master>>, may I have a tattoo? Right here?" She indicates her <<if $activeSlave.belly > 1500>>rounded belly<<else>>abdomen<</if>>. "I would love an adverti<<s>>ement that I want to be, um, filled up.<<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>Well, when I'm empty again.<</if>> Plea<<s>>e?"
@@ -2054,7 +2052,7 @@ A perfectly devoted slave might display herself, and a rebellious one might try
 
 <<case "hugely pregnant">>
 
-<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s daily routine includes frequent application of special skin care to her $activeSlave.skin, hugely swollen belly to prevent her pregnancy from ruining her appearance with unsightly stretch marks. Several times a day, she visits the bathroom to <<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>have another slave coat her entire stomach in the stuff.<<else>>carefully coat her entire stomach in the stuff.<</if>> She's so pregnant that it's hard to reach the underside. The chore keeps her occupied and stationary for quite a while; there's no need to leave her sexually idle while she completes it.
+<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s daily routine includes frequent application of special skin care to her $activeSlave.skin, hugely swollen belly to prevent her pregnancy from ruining her appearance with unsightly stretch marks. Several times a day, she visits the bathroom to <<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>have another slave<<else>>carefully<</if>> coat her entire _belly stomach in the stuff. She's so pregnant that it's hard to reach the underside. The chore keeps her occupied and stationary for quite a while; there's no need to leave her sexually idle while she completes it.
 
 <<case "slave dick on slave">>
 
@@ -2101,7 +2099,7 @@ As you begin your day one morning, you hear the quiet
 <<case "schoolgirl">>
 	but unmistakably suggestive voice of your schoolgirl
 <</switch>>
-personal assistant coming from your office. Looking in, you are treated to the sight of <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s <<if $activeSlave.butt > 8>>ridiculous bottom jiggling<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 4>>big behind bouncing<<else>>cute rear<</if>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, and the rounded belly hanging between her legs,<</if>> as she reaches out over the glass top of your desk with a soft, dust-free cloth and a bottle of screen cleaner. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> is displaying her avatar right under where the slave is cleaning the glass screen, and she's displaying it nude. She's positioned herself so that the poor slave appears to be wiping
+personal assistant coming from your office. Looking in, you are treated to the sight of <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s <<if $activeSlave.butt > 8>>ridiculous bottom jiggling<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 4>>big behind bouncing<<else>>cute rear<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, and the _ belly rounded belly hanging between her legs,<</if>> as she reaches out over the glass top of your desk with a soft, dust-free cloth and a bottle of screen cleaner. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> is displaying her avatar right under where the slave is cleaning the glass screen, and she's displaying it nude. She's positioned herself so that the poor slave appears to be wiping
 <<switch $assistantAppearance>>
 <<case "monstergirl">>
 	her hair-tentacles
@@ -2147,24 +2145,29 @@ slut! I love it!" The poor slave is doing her best to hurry, embarrassed and uns
 <<case "like me">>
 
 <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> appears at the door of your office, looking frightened. She takes one hesitant step in and stops, wavering, her hand balled into fists and her lower lip caught behind her teeth. The $desc is getting used to her place as chattel, but she isn't sure of herself yet. After a few moments, it becomes obvious that she's lost whatever mental momentum propelled her to come in here, and can't muster the courage to back out, either. You rescue her by politely but firmly ordering her to tell you why she's here. After two false starts, she
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
-  uses shaky hands to ask you to fuck her.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
-  "P-pleathe fuck me, <<Master>>," she chokes out.
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	uses shaky hands to ask you to fuck her.
 <<else>>
-  "P-please fuck me, <<Master>>," she chokes out.
+	"P-plea<<s>>e fuck me, <<Master>>," she chokes out.
 <</if>>
 To go by her behavior, the likelihood that she's actually eager to <<if $PC.dick == 0>>eat pussy<<else>>take a dick<</if>>, never mind yours, is vanishingly small.
 
 <<case "language lesson">>
 
-<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is standing before you for an inspection. The obedient<<if $activeSlave.preg > 10>> pregnant<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>woman<<else>>girl<</if>> has run through the prescribed motions of a normal inspection, and you've reached the part of the routine where you usually ask the slave a few questions, give her a few orders, or fuck her. Her <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$activeSlave.eyeColor eyes are watching you closely<<else>>face is centered on you<</if>>, and she's listening carefully for direction. This is probably due to linguistic anxiety: she can understand the most straightforward commands, but giving her orders is often an exercise in <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>pointing and gesturing, or when that fails, simply<<else>>frustration, ending with you simply<</if>> pushing and pulling her usually-compliant body into the proper place.
+<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is standing before you for an inspection. The obedient
+$desc
+has run through the prescribed motions of a normal inspection, and you've reached the part of the routine where you usually ask the slave a few questions, give her a few orders, or fuck her. Her <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$activeSlave.eyeColor eyes are watching you closely<<else>>face is centered on you<</if>>, and she's listening carefully for direction. This is probably due to linguistic anxiety: she can understand the most straightforward commands, but giving her orders is often an exercise in <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>pointing and gesturing, or when that fails, simply<<else>>frustration, ending with you simply<</if>> pushing and pulling her usually-compliant body into the proper place.
 
 <<case "kitchen molestation">>
 
 <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is a horny bitch, and she isn't particularly picky about how she gets off. Since other slaves are not allowed to resist her little molestations, she's taken to haunting the kitchen around mealtimes. Since everyone has to suck her meals out of the phallic food dispensers, every slave has to spend some minutes of every day in the kitchen with her face to the wall and her rear defenseless. $activeSlave.slaveName does her best to arrive as early as possible and eat as rapidly as possible so she can then play with anyone who's slower to finish.
 <br><br>
-You decide to stop by to see her method at work. By the time you arrive, she's already eaten and orgasmed at least once. As you spectate, she <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.hormones < 1) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && ($activeSlave.dickAccessory != "chastity")>>pushes a couple of fingers up her own ass to use prostate stimulation to force herself hard again, and once this is accomplished, happily turns to select a slow eater to fuck.<<else>>languidly plays with herself, running her hands over the various vulnerable butts before picking a victim to roughly finger fuck.<</if>>
+You decide to stop by to see her method at work. By the time you arrive, she's already eaten and orgasmed at least once. As you spectate, she
+<<if canPenetrate($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.prostate > 0>>
+	pushes a couple of fingers up her own ass to use prostate stimulation to force herself hard again, and once this is accomplished, happily turns to select a slow eater to fuck.
+<<else>>
+	languidly plays with herself, running her hands over the various vulnerable butts before picking a victim to roughly finger fuck.
+<</if>>
 
 <<case "forbidden masturbation">>
 
@@ -2209,9 +2212,36 @@ You decide to stop by to see her method at work. By the time you arrive, she's a
 <<else>>
 	There is a gentle alert from $assistantName: "$activeSlave.slaveName is masturbating in violation of the rules, <<if def $PC.customTitle>>$PC.customTitle<<elseif $PC.title == 1>>Master<<else>>Mistress<</if>>."
 <</if>>
-A video feed appears. <<if $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory == "chastity belt" || $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory == "combined chastity">>In her chastity belt, all she can manage is furious nipple-rubbing and some furtive fingering of her asshole.<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.hormones > 0)>>Since she's impotent from hormone treatment, all she can manage is rubbing her soft dick and some furtive fingering of her asshole.<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>Since she's impotent due to her lack of balls, all she can manage is rubbing her soft dick and some furtive fingering of her asshole.<<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina == -1) && ($activeSlave.dick == 0)>>She's rubbing her perineum desperately with one hand, and her anus with the other, since she lacks external genitalia.<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>She's furiously jacking off.<<else>>She's furiously polishing her pearl.<</if>> She's chosen to do it in a dark corner and looks like she's hurrying; she clearly knows this is forbidden.
+A video feed appears.
+<<if ["chastity belt", "combined chastity"].includes($activeSlave.vaginalAccessory)>>
+	In her chastity belt, all she can manage is furious nipple-rubbing and some furtive fingering of her asshole.
+<<elseif ["chastity", "combined chastity"].includes($activeSlave.dickAccessory)>>
+	In her chastity cage, all she can manage is furious nipple-rubbing and some furtive fingering of her asshole.
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.hormones > 0)>>
+	Since she's impotent from hormone treatment, all she can manage is rubbing her soft dick and some furtive fingering of her asshole.
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>
+	Since she's impotent due to her lack of balls, all she can manage is rubbing her soft dick and some furtive fingering of her asshole.
+<<elseif !canAchieveErection($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.dick > 6)>>
+	Since her dick requires far too much blood to get erect, she's furiously massaging the semi-engorged monster.
+<<elseif !canAchieveErection($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
+	Since she's can't get it up, all she can manage is rubbing her soft dick and some furtive fingering of her asshole.
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina == -1) && ($activeSlave.dick == 0)>>
+	She's rubbing her perineum desperately with one hand, and her anus with the other, since she lacks external genitalia.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
+	She's furiously jacking off.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.clit >= 3>>
+	She's furiously jacking off her clitdick.
+<<else>>
+	She's furiously polishing her pearl.
+<</if>>
+She's chosen to do it in a dark corner and looks like she's hurrying; she clearly knows this is forbidden.
 <br><br>
-<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> does not hear your approach until you're very close. She starts and tries to look normal. <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>She nervously gestures that she wasn't doing anything.<<else>>"I wa<<s>>n't doing anything, <<if $activeSlave.rudeTitle == 1>><<PoliteRudeTitle $activeSlave>><<else>><<Master>><</if>>!" she lies.<</if>>
+<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> does not hear your approach until you're very close. She starts and tries to look normal.
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	She nervously gestures that she wasn't doing anything.
+<<else>>
+	"I wa<<s>>n't doing anything, <<if $activeSlave.rudeTitle == 1>><<PoliteRudeTitle $activeSlave>><<else>><<Master>><</if>>!" she lies.
+<</if>>
 
 <<case "hates oral">>
 
@@ -2221,12 +2251,22 @@ A video feed appears. <<if $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory == "chastity belt" || $
 
 It's a sunny morning, with rare mild weather, and you're stuck at your desk, as usual. After the typical rush of slaves clears the kitchen after the breakfast hour, you see one peel off to stand out on a balcony for a moment with the light on her face. You pay little attention to such a trifle, but then notice that it's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>.
 <br><br>
-You head out and find that she's looking up at the sun with her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes closed, letting the warmth and light envelop her <<if ($activeSlave.face > 40)>>gorgeous<<elseif  ($activeSlave.face > 10)>>pretty<<else>>homely<</if>> face<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> and advanced pregnancy<</if>>. She hasn't gotten completely ready for her day yet, and her $activeSlave.skin skin is clean and quite bare. Despite her small remaining mental capacity, it seems she's still capable of the minor pleasure of enjoying the sunlight. It is very probably the only enjoyable thing she'll register today.
+You head out and find that she's looking up at the sun with her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes closed, letting the warmth and light envelop her
+<<if ($activeSlave.face > 95)>>
+	incredible
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.face > 40)>>
+	gorgeous
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.face > 10)>>
+	pretty
+<<else>>
+	homely
+<</if>>
+face<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> and taut, _belly dome of a belly<</if>>. She hasn't gotten completely ready for her day yet, and her $activeSlave.skin skin is clean and quite bare. Despite her small remaining mental capacity, it seems she's still capable of the minor pleasure of enjoying the sunlight. It is very probably the only enjoyable thing she'll register today.
 
 <<case "masterful entertainer">>
 
 <<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
-It's Friday evening, the most socially important part of the week in $arcologies[0].name. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> happens to be free this evening, and your schedule is open, too. Lately, she's been putting on a tour de force of seduction, erotic dance, and lewd entertainment whenever she gets the chance to catch someone's eye<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, even with her advanced pregnancy<</if>>. There are a number of events tonight you could attend with her on your arm.
+It's Friday evening, the most socially important part of the week in $arcologies[0].name. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> happens to be free this evening, and your schedule is open, too. Lately, she's been putting on a tour de force of seduction, erotic dance, and lewd entertainment whenever she gets the chance to catch someone's eye<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, even with her<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>advanced pregnancy<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 3000>>_belly rounded belly<<else>>sloshing <<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-filled stomach<</if>><</if>>. There are a number of events tonight you could attend with her on your arm.
 
 <<case "masterful whore">>
 
@@ -2238,13 +2278,15 @@ And perhaps most importantly, she always has an ear to the ground, even when one
 
 Passing through the slave dormitory at night, you run your eyes down the row of sleeping girls. The light here is low, but it's not dark. Slaves need to be able to find the bathroom, slaves on late assignments need to find their beds, and those permitted to do so need to be able to select slaves for sex. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> catches your eye. The dormitory is kept at a pleasant temperature so that the girls, who of course sleep nude, are comfortable on their bedrolls covered by a single sheet, or nothing at all. She probably went to sleep with her sheet pulled up to her chin, which is normal behavior for slaves who aren't yet accepting of their status as compulsory sex objects, but she's shrugged it down. Half her torso is bare.
 <br><br>
-The dim blue light plays across her $activeSlave.skin skin. <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>Her massive boob on that side is slightly shifted by each breath<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>Her breast on that side rises and falls with each breath<<else>>That side of her chest rises and falls with each breath<</if>>.<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> Her pregnant belly is only partially covered by the sheet, leaving most of it visible.<</if>> She's sleeping soundly, her breaths coming deep and slow. Most slaves where she is mentally are troubled by bad dreams, but the poor girl is evidently too tired for that.
+The dim blue light plays across her $activeSlave.skin skin. <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>Her massive boob on that side is slightly shifted by each breath<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>Her breast on that side rises and falls with each breath<<else>>That side of her chest rises and falls with each breath<</if>>.
+<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> Her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly is only partially covered by the sheet, leaving most of it visible.<</if>>
+She's sleeping soundly, her breaths coming deep and slow. Most slaves where she is mentally are troubled by bad dreams, but the poor girl is evidently too tired for that.
 
 <<case "sexy succubus">>
 
 You cross paths with <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> as she moves from the living area to $activeSlave.assignment, just starting her day. She's full of energy, and her succubus outfit is delightful. She <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees your glance<<else>>recognizes your whistle<</if>> and greets you with a <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>wicked glint in her eye<<else>>wicked smirk on her face<</if>>, bowing a bit to show off her <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 6000>>bare, inhumanly large breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>bare udders, heavy with milk<<elseif $activeSlave.boobsImplant > 0>>naked fake tits<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>heavy, naked breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 250>>naked little tits<<else>>pretty chest<</if>> and then continuing towards you with a pirouette. Her tail bounces flirtily, holding the back of her skirt up to show off <<if $activeSlave.butt > 8>>her absurdly wide bottom<<elseif $activeSlave.analArea > 3>>the broad area of puckered skin around her slutty asspussy<<elseif $activeSlave.buttImplant > 0>>her butt implants<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 5>>her big butt<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>a hint of her asshole, which her cute buttocks don't quite conceal<<else>>her cute bottom<</if>>.
 <br><br>
-She looks like <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>a lusty, pregnant, hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.height > 180>>an imposing, hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>a muscular, hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>a well-fed but still hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>desperately hungry<<else>>cute, hungry little<</if>> sex demon, and you tell her so. <<if $activeSlave.intelligence > 1>>The clever girl knows all about succubi<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>She's been taught the basics about succubi<<else>>She quickly searches her memory for the basic information about succubi that came with her outfit<</if>>.
+She looks like <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500 || $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>a lusty, pregnant, hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 1500>>a gluttonous, over-fed but still hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.height > 180>>an imposing, hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>a muscular, hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>a well-fed but still hungry<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>desperately hungry<<else>>cute, hungry little<</if>> sex demon, and you tell her so. <<if $activeSlave.intelligence > 1>>The clever girl knows all about succubi<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>She's been taught the basics about succubi<<else>>She quickly searches her memory for the basic information about succubi that came with her outfit<</if>>.
 <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
 	"Oh <<Master>> I'm thtarving," she lisps,
 <<else>>
@@ -2261,45 +2303,45 @@ Partway through <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s weekly inspection, you have to
 When you return, the comfortably nude $desc is flirting shamelessly with $assistantName. Your personal assistant's $assistantAppearance avatar is glowing brightly on the desktop, and she and $activeSlave.slaveName are trading increasingly exaggerated compliments.
 <<switch $assistantAppearance>>
 <<case "monstergirl">>
-  "I love your hair," the slave <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>lisps<<else>>says<</if>>. "Have you done anything to it lately?"
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName smiles dangerously, her tentacle hair flaring out, its suckers starting to pulsate. "Don't you mean, 'have I done anyone with it lately?' I'd love to do you," she purrs.
+	"I love your hair," the slave <<say>>s. "Have you done anything to it lately?"
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName smiles dangerously, her tentacle hair flaring out, its suckers starting to pulsate. "Don't you mean, 'have I done anyone with it lately?' I'd love to do you," she purrs.
 <<case "shemale">>
-  "I love your cock," the slave <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>lisps wistfully<<else>>sighs wistfully<</if>>. <<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>"I'd love to be that big."<<else>>"I can't look away."<</if>>
-  <br><br>
-  Complimented, $assistantName looks pleased. "Yeah, it's pretty great," she giggles.
+	"I love your cock," the slave <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>lisps wistfully<<else>>sighs wistfully<</if>>. <<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>"I'd love to be that big."<<else>>"I can't look away."<</if>>
+	<br><br>
+	Complimented, $assistantName looks pleased. "Yeah, it's pretty great," she giggles.
 <<case "amazon">>
-  "You're <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>tho big and thtrong," the slave lisps<<else>>so big and strong," the slave says<</if>>. "You look like you could give a great hug."
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName blushes. "Um, well," she says, her muscular avatar kicking its heels. "I can't. But I'd like to give you one!"
+	"You're <<s>>o big and <<s>>trong," the slave <<say>>s. "You look like you could give a great hug."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName blushes. "Um, well," she says, her muscular avatar kicking its heels. "I can't. But I'd like to give you one!"
 <<case "businesswoman">>
-  "You're <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>tho confident and thexy," the slave lisps. "I love doing what you thay."<<else>>so confident and sexy," the slave says.  "I love doing what you say."<</if>>
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName favors her with an aristocratic look. "Well, you are a good slave," she says measuringly. "So I suppose I love telling you what to do." She uncrosses and recrosses her legs.
+	"You're <<s>>o confident and <<s>>exy," the slave <<say>>s.  "I love doing what you <<s>>ay."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName favors her with an aristocratic look. "Well, you are a good slave," she says measuringly. "So I suppose I love telling you what to do." She uncrosses and recrosses her legs.
 <<case "fairy">>
-  "You're <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave) == true>>tho tiny and adorable," the slave lisps. "You're a load of fun to be with."<<else>>so tiny and adorable," the slave says.  "You're a load of fun to be with."<</if>>
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName giggles and holds her hands up to her face. "Aw shucks, you're just saying that." she says shyly. "You're quite the cutie yourself!" She flits to and fro.
+	"You're <<s>>o tiny and adorable," the slave <<say>>s. "You're a load of fun to be with."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName giggles and holds her hands up to her face. "Aw shucks, you're just saying that." she says shyly. "You're quite the cutie yourself!" She flits to and fro.
 <<case "pregnant fairy">>
-  "You're <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave) == true>>tho tiny and adorable," the slave lisps. "You're a load of fun to be with."<<else>>so tiny and adorable," the slave says.  "You're a load of fun to be with."<</if>>
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName giggles and holds her hands up to her face. "Aw shucks, you're just saying that." she says shyly. "You're quite the cutie yourself!" She moves one hand down to caress her belly.
+	"You're <<s>>o tiny and adorable," the slave <<say>>s. "You're a load of fun to be with."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName giggles and holds her hands up to her face. "Aw shucks, you're just saying that." she says shyly. "You're quite the cutie yourself!" She moves one hand down to caress her belly.
 <<case "schoolgirl" "cherub">>
-  "You're <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>tho cute," the slave lisps. "It maketh thingth<<else>>so cute," the slave lisps. "It makes things<</if>> fun."
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName looks touched. "Aw," she coos, "I love you too!"
+	"You're <<s>>o cute," the slave <<say>>s. "It make<<s>> thing<<s>> fun."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName looks touched. "Aw," she coos, "I love you too!"
 <<case "goddess" "hypergoddess">>
-  "I love the way you glow," <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>the slave lisps. "It'th<<else>>the slave lisps. "It's<</if>> really comforting."
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName beams maternally. "That's wonderful," she says resonantly. "I want the best for you."
+	"I love the way you glow," the slave <<say>>s. "It'<<s>> really comforting."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName beams maternally. "That's wonderful," she says resonantly. "I want the best for you."
 <<case "loli">>
-  "You're so cute," <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>the slave lisps. "It'th<<else>>the slave lisps. "It's<</if>> really calming."
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName beams cutely. She giggles quietly. "I'll be cuter just for you."
+	"You're <<s>>o cute," the slave <<say>>s. "It'<<s>> really calming."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName beams cutely. She giggles quietly. "I'll be cuter just for you."
 <<case "preggololi">>
-  "You're so cute," <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>the slave lisps. "It'th<<else>>the slave lisps. "It's<</if>> really calming."
-  <br><br>
-  $assistantName beams proudly. She giggles loudly and pats her belly. "I'll be cuter just for you."
+	"You're <<s>>o cute," the slave <<say>>s. "It'<<s>> really calming."
+	<br><br>
+	$assistantName beams proudly. She giggles loudly and pats her belly. "I'll be cuter just for you."
 <<case "angel">>
 	"I love your wing<<s>>," the slave <<say>>s. "They are <<s>>o maje<<s>>tic."
 	<br><br>
@@ -2321,7 +2363,7 @@ When you return, the comfortably nude $desc is flirting shamelessly with $assist
 	<br><br>
 	$assistantName giggles. "I'll just have to play with you more often then."
 <<case "ERROR_1606_APPEARANCE_FILE_CORRUPT">>
-	"You're <<s>>o interested," the slave <<say>>s. "You alway<<s>> have <<s>>omething new to <<s>>how off."
+	"You're <<s>>o intere<<s>>ting," the slave <<say>>s. "You alway<<s>> have <<s>>omething new to <<s>>how off."
 	<br><br>
 	$assistantName laughs. "I'll always find a way into your pants, so why bother trying to say no?"
 <</switch>>
@@ -2331,12 +2373,10 @@ When you return, the comfortably nude $desc is flirting shamelessly with $assist
 You run into <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> in the hallway outside your office. The devoted $desc smiles at you as she approaches. You barely notice how awkward her gait is, since she usually walks a little strangely. Her third leg tends to have that effect. But on consideration, she does seem especially uncomfortable right now. The poor girl's <<if $activeSlave.scrotum == 0>>internal balls<<elseif $activeSlave.balls < 3>>girly balls<<elseif $activeSlave.scrotum < 4>>balls, held tightly against her body by her taut scrotum,<<else>>swinging balls<</if>> must be in dire need of emptying.
 <br><br>
 She trusts you, so she approaches you as sensually as she can manage and asks for your help.
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	She uses quick but submissive gestures to beg you to help her cum, pleading the special difficulties caused by her outlandish member, which she can manage most comfortably if she has both hands free for it.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
-	"<<Master>>, would you pleathe, pleathe help me cum?" she begs submissively. "It'th nithe if I can uthe both handth on it to, um, manage thingth."
 <<else>>
-	"<<Master>>, would you please, please help me cum?" she begs submissively. "It's nice if I can use both hands on it to, um, manage things."
+	"<<Master>>, would you plea<<s>>e, plea<<s>>e help me cum?" she begs submissively. "It'<<s>> ni<<c>>e if I can u<<s>>e both hand<<s>> on it to, um, manage thing<<s>>."
 <</if>>
 She's referring to the volume issue with her unnaturally massive dick. The thing is so huge and so soft that <<if $activeSlave.balls < 3>>one of her (by comparison) pathetically weak ejaculations<<elseif $activeSlave.balls < 6>>one of her comparatively normal ejaculations<<else>>a single one of even her copious ejaculations<</if>> often fails to make it all the way to the tip of her cock, making it only partway down her urethra without help.
 
@@ -2344,25 +2384,39 @@ She's referring to the volume issue with her unnaturally massive dick. The thing
 
 With a mind as busy as yours, you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night for no reason that you can remember.<<if $PC.actualAge >= 50>> These incidents have become more common as you age; merely one of time's little mutilations.<</if>> Naturally, waking up in the middle of the night feels much different than it did back before you owned an arcology. Now you have your choice from a virtual buffet of sleeping girls if you don't feel like going back to sleep right away.
 <br><br>
-The slave on your left is sleeping on her back, and is touching you lightly at the hip and shoulder. The slave on your right, though, is nestled in close, her shoulder under your arm and her head resting gently on your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bare breast<<else>>toned chest<</if>>. She's straddling your leg on that side, and as your waking consciousness coalesces, you become more and more aware <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>of the weight of her pregnancy on your middle and <</if>>that her mons is pressed against your thigh. She has one leg thrown over yours in her sleeping embrace, placing her own <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscular<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>plush<<else>>feminine<</if>> thigh against your womanhood in turn. It's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, and you feel yourself begin to grow wet as you gaze at her in the dim light and feel her slumbering heat.
+The slave on your left is sleeping on her back, and is touching you lightly at the hip and shoulder. The slave on your right, though, is nestled in close, her shoulder under your arm and her head resting gently on your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bare breast<<else>>toned chest<</if>>. She's straddling your leg on that side, and as your waking consciousness coalesces, you become more and more aware <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>of the weight of her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>stomach<</if>> on your <<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>own gravid <</if>>middle and <</if>>that her mons is pressed against your thigh. She has one leg thrown over yours in her sleeping embrace, placing her own <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscular<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>plush<<else>>feminine<</if>> thigh against your womanhood in turn. It's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, and you feel yourself begin to grow wet as you gaze at her in the dim light and feel her slumbering heat.
 
 <<case "cow milking">>
 
 Heading back towards your office after seeing to a minor matter, you encounter <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, heading for the penthouse milkers. <<if $activeSlave.assignment == "get milked">>Though it's her job to be a human cow, she's allowed to roam as she pleases when she's not getting milked, being fed, or otherwise occupied, and she must have been elsewhere.<<else>>She's not assigned to be a human cow full time, since it's her main focus to $activeSlave.assignment, but she's still obliged to visit the milkers regularly.<</if>> In any case, she's obviously in desperate need of a milking. She's hurrying along with her <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>absurd<<else>>heavy<</if>> udders cradled in both arms, trying desperately to shield them from the uncomfortable motion of walking.
 <br><br>
 <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Seeing<<else>>Noticing<</if>> you, she stops short and then winces as her milk-filled breasts slosh to a stop, too.
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	She gestures a submissive greeting and then hesitates, catching her lower lip cutely behind her upper teeth. Then she politely asks if you would milk her.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
-	"Hi <<Master>>," she lisps in greeting, and then hesitates, catching her lower lip cutely behind her upper teeth. "Um, would you pleathe milk me?"
 <<else>>
-	"Hi <<Master>>," she says in greeting, and then hesitates, catching her lower lip cutely behind her upper teeth. "Um, would you please milk me?"
+	"Hi <<Master>>," she <<say>>s in greeting, and then hesitates, catching her lower lip cutely behind her upper teeth. "Um, would you plea<<s>>e milk me?"
 <</if>>
 <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs">>The shamelessly breast obsessed cow rarely misses an opportunity to ask for mammary intercourse, or anything remotely like it. Something as intimate as having you tug the milk from her nipples would definitely qualify.<<else>>She's not exactly a breast fetishist, but milking is nonetheless a deeply important activity for her, emotionally; the neurochemical effects of continual lactation are strong. She's so devoted to you that she probably considers this a reassuringly intimate act.<</if>>
 
 <<case "refreshment delivery">>
 
-When it's time for refreshments, $assistantName directs the closest unoccupied slave to bring them in. This has the added advantage of bringing an enjoyably unpredictable variety of slaves under your eyes. This time, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> comes through the door of your office, carrying <<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>a selection of $PC.refreshment brands and the necessary implements<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>a bottle of $PC.refreshment with a glass in your favorite style<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>a selection of $PC.refreshment on a plate of your favored style<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>a line of $PC.refreshment and the necessary implements<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>a syringe of $PC.refreshment and the necessary implements<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>a bottle of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>several sheets of $PC.refreshment<</if>> on a tray<<if $activeSlave.preg > 30>> carefully held against her pregnant belly, doing her best to will her child<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>> to not kick the tray off balance<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>> carefully held against her pregnant belly<</if>>.
+When it's time for refreshments, $assistantName directs the closest unoccupied slave to bring them in. This has the added advantage of bringing an enjoyably unpredictable variety of slaves under your eyes. This time, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> comes through the door of your office, carrying
+<<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>
+	a selection of $PC.refreshment brands and the necessary implements
+<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>
+	a bottle of $PC.refreshment with a glass in your favorite style
+<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>
+	a selection of $PC.refreshment on a plate of your favored style
+<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>
+	a line of $PC.refreshment and the necessary implements
+<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>
+	a syringe of $PC.refreshment and the necessary implements
+<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>
+	a bottle of $PC.refreshment
+<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>
+	several sheets of $PC.refreshment
+<</if>>
+on a tray<<if $activeSlave.preg > 30>> carefully held against her pregnant belly, doing her best to will her child<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>> to not kick the tray off balance<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> carefully held against her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly<</if>>.
 
 <br><br>
 
@@ -2370,11 +2424,56 @@ She comes to a stop right beside your elbow, waiting for further direction, just
 <<if $activeSlave.amp < 0>>
 	As she maintains her posture obediently, her P-Limbs produce minute machine noises. They allow her good coordination, but their gyros and servomotors are constantly working to maintain it, which means that when she stands still, they're not perfectly quiet.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-	Her breasts are so massive that she's got the tray more or less balanced on top of them. As she breathes, her tits rise and fall slightly, <<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>causing the $PC.refreshment collection to roll from side to side<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>causing ripples in the bottle of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>threatening to knock the $PC.refreshment from it's plate<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>disturbing the lines of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>causing the syringes of $PC.refreshment to roll from side to side<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>rattling the $PC.refreshment in its bottle<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>threatening to knock the sheets of $PC.refreshment off the tray<</if>>.
+	Her breasts are so massive that she's got the tray more or less balanced on top of them. As she breathes, her tits rise and fall slightly,
+	<<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>
+		causing the $PC.refreshment collection to roll from side to side.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>
+		causing ripples in the bottle of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>
+		threatening to knock the $PC.refreshment from it's plate.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>
+		disturbing the lines of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>
+		causing the syringes of $PC.refreshment to roll from side to side.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>
+		rattling the $PC.refreshment in its bottle.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>
+		threatening to knock the sheets of $PC.refreshment off the tray.
+	<</if>>
 <<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 30>>
-	She keeps the tray balanced atop her pregnancy, though the weight encourages her child<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>> to begin kicking. As you glance over at her, she lets out a minute, tired sigh, as kicks from her child<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>> <<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>cause the $PC.refreshment collection to roll from side to side<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>cause ripples in the bottle of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>threaten to knock the $PC.refreshment from it's plate<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>disturb the lines of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>cause the syringes of $PC.refreshment to roll from side to side<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>rattle the $PC.refreshment in its bottle<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>threaten to knock the sheets of $PC.refreshment off the tray<</if>>.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>
-	Her pregnant belly is big enough that she's got the tray more or less balanced on top of it. As you glance over at her, she lets out a minute, tired sigh, <<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>causing the $PC.refreshment collection to roll from side to side<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>causing ripples in the bottle of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>nearly rocking the $PC.refreshment from it's plate<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>disturbing the lines of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>causing the syringes of $PC.refreshment to roll from side to side<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>nearly tipping the bottle of $PC.refreshment<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>threatening to blow the sheets of $PC.refreshment off the tray<</if>>.
+	She keeps the tray balanced atop her _belly pregnancy, though the weight encourages her child<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>> to begin kicking. As you glance over at her, she lets out a minute, tired sigh, as kicks from her child<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>>
+	<<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>
+		cause the $PC.refreshment collection to roll from side to side.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>
+		cause ripples in the bottle of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>
+		threaten to knock the $PC.refreshment from it's plate.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>
+		disturb the lines of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>
+		cause the syringes of $PC.refreshment to roll from side to side.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>
+		rattle the $PC.refreshment in its bottle.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>
+		threaten to knock the sheets of $PC.refreshment off the tray.
+	<</if>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
+	Her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly is big enough that she's got the tray more or less balanced on top of it. As you glance over at her, she lets out a minute, tired sigh,
+	<<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>
+		causing the $PC.refreshment collection to roll from side to side.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>
+		causing ripples in the bottle of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 2>>
+		nearly rocking the $PC.refreshment from it's plate.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 3>>
+		disturbing the lines of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 4>>
+		causing the syringes of $PC.refreshment to roll from side to side.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 5>>
+		nearly tipping the bottle of $PC.refreshment.
+	<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>
+		threatening to blow the sheets of $PC.refreshment off the tray.
+	<</if>>
 <<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
 	With her incredible musculature, she's able to maintain utter stillness in the perfect posture of an obedient slave. A naturally standing human makes some small movements, but her strength allows her to suppress them by setting muscle groups against each other. This has the ancillary benefit of making them stand out nicely.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>
@@ -2397,21 +2496,21 @@ She comes to a stop right beside your elbow, waiting for further direction, just
 
 <<case "tittymonster inspection">>
 
-You enter your office from other business a few minutes after the scheduled start of <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s inspection. The <<if $boobAccessibility == 1>>accessibility aids for slaves with immobilizing breasts<<else>>slaves who helped her in<</if>> have gone, leaving her waiting for you in front of your desk. The sight is an arresting one. She's kneeling, but her boobs are so enormous that they're resting on the ground in front of her, completely concealing her body below the chest. With her arms tucked back, and her torso, <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>pregnancy<<else>>abdomen<</if>>, and legs hidden, she appears to consist of a <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>gorgeous<<elseif $activeSlave.face > 50>>beautiful<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= 10>>pretty<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= 0>>nice<<else>>homely<</if>>, $activeSlave.faceShape face, a
+You enter your office from other business a few minutes after the scheduled start of <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s inspection. The <<if $boobAccessibility == 1>>accessibility aids for slaves with immobilizing breasts<<else>>slaves who helped her in<</if>> have gone, leaving her waiting for you in front of your desk. The sight is an arresting one. She's kneeling, but her boobs are so enormous that they're resting on the ground in front of her, completely concealing her body below the chest<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>>, save for the protruding mass of her <<if $activeSlave.pregType > 8>>hyper pregnant<<elseif $activeSlave.pregType > 7>>octuplets filled<<else>>overly distended<</if>> belly<</if>>. With her arms tucked back, and her torso, <<if $activeSlave.belly < 120000>><<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 100>>pregnancy,<<elseif $activeSlave.belly > 100>>swollen stomach,<<else>>abdomen,<</if>><</if>> and legs hidden, she appears to consist of a <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>gorgeous<<elseif $activeSlave.face > 50>>beautiful<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= 10>>pretty<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= 0>>nice<<else>>homely<</if>>, $activeSlave.faceShape face, a
 <<switch $activeSlave.collar>>
 <<case "none" "dildo gag" "ball gag" "bit gag" "massive dildo gag">>
 	bare
 <<default>>
 	collared
 <</switch>>
-neck, $activeSlave.skin, <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>hugely muscled<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>strong<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders > 0>>broad<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders < 0>>feminine<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>toned<<else>>soft<</if>> shoulders, and below that, breasts. She greets you <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 50>>devotedly, behaving for all the world like she's pleased to be<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion >= -20>>properly, with just a hint of unhappiness about being<<else>>with more than a hint of resentment over being<</if>> pinned to the floor by her own tits.
+neck, $activeSlave.skin, <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>hugely muscled<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>strong<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders > 0>>broad<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders < 0>>feminine<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>toned<<else>>soft<</if>> shoulders, and below that, breasts<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>> parted by her _belly dome of a stomach<</if>>. She greets you <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 50>>devotedly, behaving for all the world like she's pleased to be<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion >= -20>>properly, with just a hint of unhappiness about being<<else>>with more than a hint of resentment over being<</if>> pinned to the floor by her own tits.
 
 <<case "bonded love">>
 
 Working in your office early in the morning, you can hear the low, human hum of your slaves who work during the daytime busily getting ready for their days. Suddenly, there's motion at your doorway, and <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> hurries in. She's nude, her $activeSlave.skin skin glowing with the fresh cleanliness of having just gotten out of the shower. She <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>glances at you<<else>>listens<</if>> to see if she's unwelcome, and seeing no sign that she is, the devoted $desc comes over to your desk.
 <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 400>>
 	Her little $activeSlave.boobShape tits barely move at all as she walks, though her $activeSlave.nipples nipples certainly catch your eye.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobsImplant > 0>>
+<<elseif Math.floor($activeSlave.boobsImplant/$activeSlave.boobs) >= .75>> /* tiny little 200cc implants in 20000cc tits are laughable. Now we make sure those tits are fake. */
 	Her fake tits barely move at all as she walks, their shape maintained by her implants.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1000>>
 	Her lovely $activeSlave.boobShape boobs move delightfully as she walks, and her $activeSlave.nipples nipples bounce prettily.
@@ -2421,33 +2520,33 @@ Working in your office early in the morning, you can hear the low, human hum of
 	Her massive, $activeSlave.boobShape udders jiggle alluringly as she walks, and her $activeSlave.nipples nipples sway from side to side distractingly.
 <</if>>
 Your eyes move down her body, noting
-<<if hyperPregBellyTwo($activeSlave)>>
-	her monstrously bulging belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, practically bursting with your children,<</if>> and how she struggles to walk with it while keeping all the kicking from throwing her off balance.
-<<elseif hyperBellyTwo($activeSlave)>>
-	her monstrous belly and how the struggles to walk with it without bumping things.
-<<elseif hyperPregBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
-	her immense belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, completely filled with your children,<</if>> and the slight movement within with each struggled step she takes.
-<<elseif hyperBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
-	her immense belly and the vastly altered gait she steps with to handle it.
-<<elseif hugeBellyPreg($activeSlave)>>
+<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 450000>>
+	her _belly belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, practically bursting with your children,<</if>> and how she struggles to walk with it while keeping all the kicking from throwing her off balance.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 450000>>
+	her _belly belly and how the struggles to walk with it without bumping things.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 150000>>
+	her _belly belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, completely filled with your children,<</if>> and the slight movement within with each struggled step she takes.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
+	her _belly belly and the vastly altered gait she steps with to handle it.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 10000>>
 	her full-term pregnant belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, rounded with your child,<<else>>, which<</if>> adds a distinct awkwardness to her gait.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation > 2>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 10000>>
 	her straining <<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-filled belly and how she struggles to walk normally with it.
-<<elseif hugeBelly($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 10000>>
 	her full-term pregnancy-looking belly and how it adds a distinct awkwardness to her gait.
-<<elseif bigBellyPreg($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 5000>>
 	her hugely pregnant belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, rounded with your child,<<else>>, which<</if>> adds a certain unavoidable awkwardness to her gait.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 5000>>
 	her <<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-filled belly and the delightful jiggle that runs through it with each step.
-<<elseif bigBelly($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 5000>>
 	her hugely rounded belly and the certain unavoidable awkwardness in her gait it causes.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.weight >= 95>>
 	her big fat belly and how it sways and jiggles with each step.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 10>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>
 	her pregnant belly<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>, swollen with your child,<<else>>, which<</if>> isn't truly huge yet, but clearly advertises her status as a breeding $desc.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 2000>>
 	the slight bloat to her belly caused by the litres of $activeSlave.inflation type held inside her.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 2000>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>
 	her slightly rounded belly, not truly noticeable, but enough to advertise her as a breeding $desc, even though it's fake.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.hips == 1>>
 	her extremely wide hips and the cartoonish sway to them as she walks.
@@ -2489,15 +2588,15 @@ Coming to a stop, she <<if $activeSlave.height > 190>>bends the long, long way d
 
 <br><br>
 
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
-	She mouths 'I love you, <<Master>>,' holding her hands out in front of you both to say it in sign language at the same time.
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	She mouths 'I love you, <<WrittenMaster>>,' holding her hands out in front of you both to say it in sign language at the same time.
 <<else>>
-	"I love you, <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>><<Master>><<else>><<Master>><</if>>," she whispers.
+	"I love you, <<Master>>," she whispers.
 <</if>>
 
 <<case "bad dream">>
 
-Passing near the slave dormitory late at night, you hear a quiet cry within. This is strange; most slaves housed there are not inclined or not allowed to have sex in the middle of the night, and in any case, the noise wasn't one of pleasure. Looking in, you see a jerky movement near the door. It's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, and she's obviously having a bad dream. She raises an arm to fend off some imagined danger, and in doing so, pushes the sheet down around her waist. She sleeps naked, like all your slaves, and the movement bares her <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>udders<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>heavy breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>boobs<<else>>little tits<</if>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> and pregnant belly<</if>> to the cool night air. The low blue light outlines her nipples as they stiffen at the sudden change of temperature,
+Passing near the slave dormitory late at night, you hear a quiet cry within. This is strange; most slaves housed there are not inclined or not allowed to have sex in the middle of the night, and in any case, the noise wasn't one of pleasure. Looking in, you see a jerky movement near the door. It's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, and she's obviously having a bad dream. She raises an arm to fend off some imagined danger, and in doing so, pushes the sheet down around her waist. She sleeps naked, like all your slaves, and the movement bares her <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>udders<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>heavy breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>boobs<<else>>little tits<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> and _belly  <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly<</if>> to the cool night air. The low blue light outlines her nipples as they stiffen at the sudden change of temperature,
 <<switch $activeSlave.nipples>>
 <<case "tiny">>
 	pricking up into little buds.
@@ -2512,7 +2611,7 @@ Passing near the slave dormitory late at night, you hear a quiet cry within. Thi
 <<default>>
 	becoming attractively erect.
 <</switch>>
-Still dreaming, she clasps her arms protectively over her <<if $activeSlave.preg > 5>>unborn child<<else>>vulnerable chest<</if>>, and rolls to one side. Halfway into a fetal position, she turns her head against her pillow, murmuring "N-no - <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>pleathe<<else>>please<</if>> no - I'll d-do anyth-thing - no..."
+Still dreaming, she clasps her arms protectively over her <<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>unborn child<<else>>vulnerable chest<</if>>, and rolls to one side. Halfway into a fetal position, she turns her head against her pillow, murmuring "N-no - plea<<s>>e no - I'll d-do anyth-thing - no..."
 
 <<case "cockfeeder resistance">>
 
@@ -2521,12 +2620,10 @@ As you're starting your day, $assistantName pauses <<if $assistant != 0>>her<<el
 <br><br>
 
 She turns to you as you enter, and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>seeing<<else>>realizing<</if>> that it's you, she
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	uses hesitant gestures to beg you to let her eat normally today. Her hands become vehement when it comes to the phallus in her face, which she apparently finds disgusting.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave) == true>>
-	mumbles unhappily, "Pleathe, <<Master>>, pleathe, can I jutht eat normally for one day? Thith ith, um, kinda groth."
 <<else>>
-	mumbles unhappily, "Please, <<Master>>, please, can I just eat normally for one day? This is, um, kind of gross."
+	mumbles unhappily, "Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e, can I ju<<s>>t eat normally for one day? Thi<<s>> i<<s>>, um, kind of gro<<ss>>."
 <</if>>
 
 <<case "suppository resistance">>
@@ -2536,28 +2633,46 @@ As you're starting your day, $assistantName pauses <<if $assistant != 0>>her<<el
 <br><br>
 
 She turns to you as you enter, and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>seeing<<else>>realizing<</if>> that it's you, she
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	uses hesitant gestures to beg you to let her take her drugs normally. She tries to use gestures to explain that she thinks she gets enough anal from humans, without being buttfucked by a machine every morning.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave) == true>>
-	mumbles unhappily, "Pleathe, <<Master>>, can I jutht take a shot? Getting buttfucked by, you know, people, ith, um, bad enough."
 <<else>>
-	mumbles unhappily, "Please, <<Master>>, can I just take a shot? Assrape from, you know, people, is, um, bad enough."
+	mumbles unhappily, "Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, can I ju<<s>>t take a <<s>>hot? A<<ss>>rape from, you know, people, i<<s>>, um, bad enough."
 <</if>>
 
 <<case "shower slip">>
 
-<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> finishes her morning shower and sleepily turns to dry off. She slips a little on the moist bathroom floor, trips over her own feet, and starts to stumble. Her fall is immediately arrested as she's caught by a pair of strong<<if $PC.title == 0>> yet feminine<</if>> arms. Coming to rest against <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>a pair of soft breasts<<else>>a well-muscled chest<</if>>, she <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks up to find herself gazing into your eyes<<else>>feels her savior and recognizes these features as yours<</if>>.
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> finishes her morning shower and sleepily turns to dry off. She slips a little on the moist bathroom floor, trips over her own feet, and starts to stumble. Her fall is immediately arrested as she's caught by a pair of strong<<if $PC.title == 0>> yet feminine<</if>> arms. Coming to rest against
+<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2 && $PC.belly >= 10000>>
+	a pair of enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>air bags<<else>>pillowlike breasts<</if>> and a hugely pregnant belly,
+<<elseif $PC.belly >= 10000>>
+	a hugely pregnant middle,
+<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+	a pair of <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>soft<<else>>firm<</if>> breasts,
+<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
+	a flat chest,
+<<else>>
+	a well-muscled chest,
+<</if>>
+she <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks up to find herself gazing into your eyes<<else>>feels her savior and recognizes these features as yours<</if>>.
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	She mouths a surprised but genuine thank you.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave) == true>>
-	"Thankth, <<Master>>," she lisps, getting over her surprise and relief.
 <<else>>
-	"Thanks, <<Master>>," she murmurs, getting over her surprise and relief.
+	"Thank<<s>>, <<Master>>," she murmurs, getting over her <<s>>urpri<<s>>e and relief.
 <</if>>
 
 <br><br>
 
-Opportunities for gallantry didn't used to fall into your lap like this, but with a harem of busy sex slaves living and working in close proximity, they're common. For her part, $activeSlave.slaveName doesn't seem to mind acting out bad romantic comedy. She shows no sign of getting back to her own feet, and nuzzles her $activeSlave.skin cheek against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>boob<<else>>chest<</if>>, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>staring<<else>>looking<</if>> up at you coquettishly. Apparently worrying that her sexual availability isn't obvious enough, she catches her <<if $activeSlave.lips > 40>>enormous<<elseif $activeSlave.lips > 20>>plush<<else>>soft<</if>> lower lip behind her teeth and bats her eyes at you.
+Opportunities for gallantry didn't used to fall into your lap like this, but with a harem of busy sex slaves living and working in close proximity, they're common. For her part, $activeSlave.slaveName doesn't seem to mind acting out bad romantic comedy. She shows no sign of getting back to her own feet, and nuzzles her $activeSlave.skin cheek against your
+<<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>
+	taut middle,
+<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+	boob,
+<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
+	cute nipple,
+<<else>>
+	chest,
+<</if>>
+<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>staring<<else>>looking<</if>> up at you coquettishly. Apparently worrying that her sexual availability isn't obvious enough, she catches her <<if $activeSlave.lips > 40>>enormous<<elseif $activeSlave.lips > 20>>plush<<else>>soft<</if>> lower lip behind her teeth and bats her eyes at you.
 <<if ($activeSlave.teeth == "straightening braces") && ($activeSlave.teeth == "cosmetic braces")>>
 	Her braces make the flirty gesture look amusingly innocent<<if $activeSlave.visualAge > 35>> for such a mature woman<</if>>.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.teeth == "pointy">>
@@ -2566,12 +2681,20 @@ Opportunities for gallantry didn't used to fall into your lap like this, but wit
 
 <<case "happy dance">>
 
-As you pass by the area of the penthouse where slaves sleep one morning, you're struck by a <<if $activeSlave.voice > 2>>high, bubbly<<elseif $activeSlave.voice > 1>>feminine<<else>>deep<</if>> humming. It's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, dancing <<if $activeSlave.livingRules == "luxurious">>in the doorway of her room<<else>>at the foot of her bedroll<</if>>, dancing like no one's watching. She's just woken up, and <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 35>>is full of energy and vigor in open defiance of her age<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge < 25>>is full of youthful energy and vigor<<else>>is full of health and energy<</if>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, despite being heavily pregnant<</if>>. She's letting it out by humming a beat and dancing seductively, all by herself.
+As you pass by the area of the penthouse where slaves sleep one morning, you're struck by a <<if $activeSlave.voice > 2>>high, bubbly<<elseif $activeSlave.voice > 1>>feminine<<else>>deep<</if>> humming. It's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, dancing <<if $activeSlave.livingRules == "luxurious">>in the doorway of her room<<else>>at the foot of her bedroll<</if>>, dancing like no one's watching. She's just woken up, and <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 35>>is full of energy and vigor in open defiance of her age<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge < 25>>is full of youthful energy and vigor<<else>>is full of health and energy<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>, despite being <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>heavily pregnant<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 3000>>heavily gravid<<else>>greatly bloated<</if>><</if>>. She's letting it out by humming a beat and dancing seductively, all by herself.
 
 <br><br>
 
 You recognize the tune: it's one of <<if $DJ != 0>>$DJ.slaveName's most popular tracks<<elseif $club != 0>>the most popular tracks in $clubName<<else>>the most popular house tracks in the Free City<</if>>, and it's made for sexy dancing. Shaking her
-<<if $activeSlave.hips > 0>>
+<<if $activeSlave.hips > 2>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.weight > 30>>
+		awe inspiring, soft
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.weight >= -10>>
+		awe inspiring
+	<<else>>
+		awe inspiring yet skinny
+	<</if>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.hips > 0>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.weight > 30>>
 		broad, chubby
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.weight >= -10>>
@@ -2596,7 +2719,26 @@ You recognize the tune: it's one of <<if $DJ != 0>>$DJ.slaveName's most popular
 		narrow and skinny
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
-hips<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> and baby bump<</if>> in time with her humming, she runs her hands sensually over them, along her flanks, and over her chest, <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 3000>>letting the vast mass of her tits rest atop them<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>groping her own heavy breasts<<else>>her fingertips circling her nipples<</if>> for an alluring moment. As her hips maintain their sexual rhythm, her hands continue, tracing up her throat, over her moist lips, and over her head. As she stretches up, her torso begins to sway with the barely perceptible beat, her <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant > 0>>fake tits staying perfectly in place<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>$activeSlave.boobShape boobs swaying along<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>$activeSlave.boobShape tits bouncing along<<else>>petite chest accentuating her gamine charm<</if>>.
+hips
+<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>
+		and _belly baby bump
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 3000>>
+		and _belly round belly
+	<<else>>
+		and <<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-filled belly
+	<</if>>
+<</if>>
+in time with her humming, she runs her hands sensually over them, along her flanks, and over her chest, <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 3000>>letting the vast mass of her tits rest atop them<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>groping her own heavy breasts<<else>>her fingertips circling her nipples<</if>> for an alluring moment. As her hips maintain their sexual rhythm, her hands continue, tracing up her throat, over her moist lips, and over her head. As she stretches up, her torso begins to sway with the barely perceptible beat, her
+<<if Math.floor($activeSlave.boobsImplant/$activeSlave.boobs) >= .75>>
+	fake tits staying perfectly in place.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
+	$activeSlave.boobShape boobs swaying along.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>
+	$activeSlave.boobShape tits bouncing along.
+<<else>>
+	petite chest accentuating her gamine charm.
+<</if>>
 
 <<case "plimb help">>
 
@@ -2606,58 +2748,85 @@ First thing in the morning,
 <<else>>
 	$assistantName informs you that there's a minor problem with <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, and asks whether you'd like it to be handled without you. She sleeps out of her P-Limbs, since it's good to rest the anchor points implanted into her torso. When she wakes up, she usually asks whichever slave is nearest to attach her dominant arm, at which point she can do the rest herself. Due to an unexpected change in the slaves' schedules, though, she's all alone today. Poor
 <</if>>
-$activeSlave.slaveName is left as a helpless, limbless<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, heavily pregnant<</if>> torso.
+$activeSlave.slaveName is left as a helpless,
+<<if $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 100000>>
+	limbless, _belly womb.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 100000>>
+	limbless, _belly balloon.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 10000>>
+	limbless, heavily pregnant torso.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 10000>>
+	limbless, nearly spherical torso.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 10000>>
+	limbless, <<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-balloon.
+<<else>>
+	limbless torso.
+<</if>>
 
 <<case "orchiectomy please">>
 
 Near the end of <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s weekly inspection, it's obvious the $desc is nerving herself to ask you something. <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>She's been good recently<<else>>She went through the nude inspection obediently<</if>>, so you save her further torment and order her to ask her question. It's a command, but you issue it in a tone meant to assuage her nervousness. It works, and after two false starts, she gathers her courage and politely asks you to cut her balls off.
 <br><br>
 She doesn't phrase it quite like that, of course.
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	She uses careful gestures to explain herself in detail. She expresses acceptance of her status as a sex slave, and states that she's become used to impotence. She's suffering from moodiness, however, and has heard rumors from other slaves that this might be because of the hormonal suppression necessary to allow her hormone treatments to work despite her natural hormones. She asks for an orchiectomy, if it will help stabilize her emotional state.
-<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave) == true>>
-	"<<Master>>, may I please have an orchiectomy?" she lisps, and then gestures at her limp dick. "I'm, um, impotent, and thince I'm on hormoneth, I've, um, kind of gotten uthed to being that way. I get unhappy randomly, though. And thome of the other girlth thay that it'th the hormoneth and, um, my hormoneth clashing." She squares her shoulders. "I underthtand that I'm a fuck thlave. I acthept it. May I pleathe have that thurgery, <<Master>>, if it'll make me leth moody?"
 <<else>>
-	"<<Master>>, may I please have an orchiectomy?" she says, and then gestures at her limp dick. "I'm, um, impotent, and since I'm on hormones, I've, um, kind of gotten used to being that way. I get really sad randomly, though. And some of the other girls say that it's the hormones and, um, my hormones clashing." She squares her shoulders. "I understand that I'm a sex slave. I accept it. May I please have that surgery, <<Master>>, if it'll make me less moody?"
+	"<<Master>>, may I please have an orchiectomy?" she <<say>>s, and then gestures at her limp dick. "I'm, um, impotent, and <<s>>in<<c>>e I'm on hormone<<s>>, I've, um, kind of gotten u<<s>>ed to being that way. I get really <<s>>ad randomly, though. And <<s>>ome of the other girl<<s>> <<s>>ay that it'<<s>> the hormone<<s>> and, um, my hormone<<s>> cla<<s>>hing." She squares her shoulders. "I under<<s>>tand that I'm a <<s>>ex <<s>>lave. I a<<cc>>ept it. May I plea<<s>>e have that <<s>>urgery, <<Master>>, if it'll make me le<<ss>> moody?"
 <</if>>
 
 <<case "mean girls">>
 
 One evening, $assistantName breaks in on your
 <<if $assistant > 0>>
-	work, her $assistantAppearance avatar looking uncharacteristically somber. "<<Master>>," she says, "a group of tourists are giving <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> a bad time." Before you can ask why the security drones haven't addressed the situation, she continues, "They're not abusing her physically or anything. But, look." She
+	work, her $assistantAppearance avatar looking uncharacteristically somber. "<<if def $PC.customTitle>>$PC.customTitle<<elseif $PC.title == 1>>Master<<else>>Mistress<</if>>," she says, "a group of tourists are giving <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> a bad time." Before you can ask why the security drones haven't addressed the situation, she continues, "They're not abusing her physically or anything. But, look." She
 <<else>>
 	work, announcing that a group of visitors to the arcology are being verbally abusive to <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>. Before you can ask why it's bothering you with this, it continues, "An enslavement opportunity may exist," and
 <</if>>
 brings up a video feed.
 <br><br>
-$activeSlave.slaveName is doing her job, standing in an area of the arcology that's busy at this time of night, <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>eagerly<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 95>>diligently<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>obediently<<else>>reluctantly<</if>> showing off her <<if $activeSlave.clothes == "no clothing">>nude <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>pregnant <</if>>body<<else>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> pregnant <</if>>body in her $activeSlave.clothes<</if>> and flirting with passersby. Or she would be, if she weren't surrounded by a hostile group of girls. They're very obviously inebriated, rich, vapid, and on vacation, and their rapid-fire bitchiness makes the cause clear.
+$activeSlave.slaveName is doing her job, standing in an area of the arcology that's busy at this time of night, <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>eagerly<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 95>>diligently<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>obediently<<else>>reluctantly<</if>> showing off her
+<<if $activeSlave.clothes == "no clothing">>
+	nude <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnant <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>gravid <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 1500>>bloated <</if>>body
+<<else>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnant <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>gravid <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 1500>>bloated <</if>>body in her $activeSlave.clothes
+<</if>>
+and flirting with passersby. Or she would be, if she weren't surrounded by a hostile group of girls. They're very obviously inebriated, rich, vapid, and on vacation, and their rapid-fire bitchiness makes the cause clear.
 <br><br>
 "Why the fuck did you say that shit? We're not lesbians," says one.
 <br><br>
 "You're fucking //gross,//" says another. "Like, ew. Even if it's free, why the fuck would we let you touch us?"
 <br><br>
-<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 15000>>
-	"Those boobs are disgusting, look at her struggle,"
-<<elseif hyperPregBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
+<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 750000>>
 	"Holy shit, she's gonna blow! Bitch'll keep fucking till her belly pops open and keep on fucking still,"
-<<elseif hyperBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 750000>>
 	"That belly is disgusting, what did she do? Fuck an elephant?"
-<<elseif hyperPregBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 25000>>
+	"Those boobs are disgusting, look at her struggle,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 450000>>
 	"What a slut! I bet everyone in the arcology has a baby in her,"
-<<elseif hyperBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 450000>>
 	"That belly is disgusting, what is that, a horse?"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
+	"I've never seen someone //that// fat before. How can you live with yourself knowing you're such a whale?"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 10>>
 	"That ass is disgusting, look how fat it is,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 5000>>
+	"Look at that belly! Wait, is it just me or is it wobbling? Holy shit! She must have sucked down, like, gallons of cum,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.clit >= 3>>
+	"Holy shit! That's no dick, it's some sort of freak clit,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 5000>>
 	"Those boobs are disgusting,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
+	"Oh my god, I didn't know a girl could get //that// pregnant,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 6>>
 	"That dick is so disgusting,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 130>>
+	"What a cow, how can you be so proud of being such a fat slob?"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.intelligence < 0>>
 	"She looks retarded,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.lips > 40>>
 	"Those lips make her look like a cartoon,"
-<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>
 	"Look at that belly, bet she doesn't even know who's it is,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 3>>
 	"I bet she never gets to stick that thing in anyone,"
@@ -2667,6 +2836,8 @@ $activeSlave.slaveName is doing her job, standing in an area of the arcology tha
 	"Oh, look, she has a lame little dick,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.visualAge > 30>>
 	"What an ugly old slut,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 30>>
+	"What a fat pig, showing off her belly like that,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.face < 10>>
 	"What a fugly slut,"
 <<else>>
@@ -2678,25 +2849,99 @@ says a third. "No wonder people won't pay to have sex with you. I bet your Maste
 
 The penthouse bathroom has a long counter and mirror arrangement with many sinks, so a number of slaves can get ready at once. During those moments of the day when <<if $slaves.length > 10>>many<<else>>more than one<</if>> of them have just been awoken and showered and are hurrying to prettify themselves, this row of sinks presents one of the nicer sights in the arcology, a neatly spaced line of slave butts and a matching line of breasts reflected in the mirror. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is especially impressive. Her <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>monstrous<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>huge<<else>>big<</if>> torpedo-shaped tits stick out a long way when she's standing upright in the nude like this.
 <br><br>
-With her <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>enormously pregnant belly<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 30>>soft belly<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 10>>pregnant belly<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>ripped abs<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>toned stomach<<else>>middle<</if>> against the edge of the counter as she leans forward a little to <<if $activeSlave.makeup != 0>>finish her makeup<<else>>apply lotion to her face<</if>>, her $activeSlave.nipples nipples are <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 6000>>pressed against the mirror<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>almost brushing the mirror<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>halfway to the mirror<<else>>over the sink<</if>>. She's concentrating on her task, and every little motion of her arms makes her spectacularly pointed breasts sway a little.
+With her
+<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>
+		_belly pregnant
+	<<else>>
+		_belly
+	<</if>>
+	belly
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 130>>
+	fat belly
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 10000>>
+		<<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-stuffed
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>
+		enormously pregnant
+	<<else>>
+		enormously distended
+	<</if>>
+	belly
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 30>>
+	soft belly
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 1500>>
+		<<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-filled
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>
+		pregnant
+	<<else>>
+		implant rounded
+	<</if>>
+	belly
+<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
+	ripped abs
+<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>
+	toned stomach
+<<else>>
+	middle
+<</if>>
+against the edge of the counter as she leans forward a little to <<if $activeSlave.makeup != 0>>finish her makeup<<else>>apply lotion to her face<</if>>, her $activeSlave.nipples nipples are <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 6000>>pressed against the mirror<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>almost brushing the mirror<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>halfway to the mirror<<else>>over the sink<</if>>. She's concentrating on her task, and every little motion of her arms makes her spectacularly pointed breasts sway a little.
 
 <<case "retching cum feeding">>
 
 You are inspecting the slave feeding area early in the week, watching your slaves as they come and go to get their required nourishment for the morning.  You see <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>><<if $cockFeeder == 1>> as she kneels in front of the feeder phallus with a look of disgust on her face  <<else>> as she <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares into her cup of nutritional fluid with a look of disgust on her face<<else>>grimaces at her cup of nutritional fluid<</if>>.<</if>> You quickly check your records and $assistantName confirms that $activeSlave.slaveName is required to ingest<<if $activeSlave.dietCum == 2>> an extreme diet based almost entirely on human ejaculate.<<else>> a large amount of human ejaculate as part of her diet.<</if>>
 <br><br>
-As you watch $activeSlave.slaveName unpleasantly retch as she<<if $cockFeeder == 1>> stimulates the feeder phallus with her mouth<<else>> tentatively drinks from her cup<</if>> and chokes her food down, knowing that if she doesn't eat it willingly, she will be forced to, you can almost see her <<if $activeSlave.intelligence > 0>> intelligent mind <<else>> stupid mind<</if>> working through the reality of what her life has become. She is now a receptacle for <<if $activeSlave.dietCum == 2>> concentrated <</if>>human ejaculate, and for no other reason than the perverse amusement of her owner.  Almost as soon as she swallows her food, she whimpers, burps, and then <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>hastily waddles<<else>>quickly runs<</if>> to a nearby bathroom to vomit it back up. This is a common reaction for unbroken slaves on cum diets,<<if $activeSlave.weight > 0>> and can also be an effective, if unhealthy, way of forcing them to lose weight.<<else>> but it can also prevent slaves that are already too thin from gaining weight.<</if>>
+As you watch $activeSlave.slaveName unpleasantly retch as she<<if $cockFeeder == 1>> stimulates the feeder phallus with her mouth<<else>> tentatively drinks from her cup<</if>> and chokes her food down, knowing that if she doesn't eat it willingly, she will be forced to, you can almost see her <<if $activeSlave.intelligence > 0>> intelligent mind <<else>> stupid mind<</if>> working through the reality of what her life has become. She is now a receptacle for <<if $activeSlave.dietCum == 2>> concentrated <</if>>human ejaculate, and for no other reason than the perverse amusement of her owner.  Almost as soon as she swallows her food, she whimpers, burps, and then <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>hastily waddles<<else>>quickly runs<</if>> to a nearby bathroom to vomit it back up. This is a common reaction for unbroken slaves on cum diets,<<if $activeSlave.weight > 0>> and can also be an effective, if unhealthy, way of forcing them to lose weight.<<else>> but it can also prevent slaves that are already too thin from gaining weight.<</if>>
 
 <<case "subjugation blues">>
 
-It's been <<print $week-$activeSlave.weekAcquired>> week<<if $week-$activeSlave.weekAcquired > 1>>s<</if>> since you acquired <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> as your slave.  Since then she has been nothing but trouble.  She has been ungrateful, rebellious and particularly hateful toward you since you acquired her.  She often needs to be confined or forced to perform her assignments, and has little regard for your power or authority. You bring her in for inspection and she whines and squirms in resistance as you feel up her $activeSlave.nipples nipples<<if $activeSlave.preg >= 10>>, rub her pregnant belly<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 5>>, feel the curve of her new pregnancy<</if>>, and grope her <<if $activeSlave.butt < 2>>narrow <<elseif $activeSlave.butt < 5>>average <<elseif $activeSlave.butt < 8>>plump <<else>>impressive <</if>>butt, coldly appraising her potential worth as a sexual service provider. <<if $activeSlave.actualAge < 21>>She is very young, only $activeSlave.actualAge years old, and is still very naive.  Her smooth, $activeSlave.skin skin has yet to experience the hard years of relentless sexual abuse that lie ahead of her.<<else>>At $activeSlave.actualAge years old, she should know by now how the world works, but some slaves are just too stubborn for their own good.<</if>>  Eventually, of course, even the most headstrong girls will bend to your will, but the unique social mores of your arcology and the wonders of modern surgical technology offer a prime opportunity to make a potent example of this <<if $activeSlave.actualAge < 21>>young <<else>>obstinate <</if>>slut.  She is $activeSlave.race, and therefore not considered racially inferior or subject to extreme inequities or neglect, but like most slave characteristics, that can change.
+It's been <<print $week-$activeSlave.weekAcquired>> week<<if $week-$activeSlave.weekAcquired > 1>>s<</if>> since you acquired <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> as your slave.  Since then she has been nothing but trouble. She has been ungrateful, rebellious and particularly hateful toward you since you acquired her. She often needs to be confined or forced to perform her assignments, and has little regard for your power or authority. You bring her in for inspection and she whines and squirms in resistance as you feel up her $activeSlave.nipples nipples<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, rub her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 150>>, feel the curve of her new pregnancy<</if>>, and grope her <<if $activeSlave.butt < 2>>narrow <<elseif $activeSlave.butt < 5>>average <<elseif $activeSlave.butt < 8>>plump <<else>>impressive <</if>>butt, coldly appraising her potential worth as a sexual service provider. <<if $activeSlave.actualAge < 21>>She is very young, only $activeSlave.actualAge years old, and is still very naive.  Her smooth, $activeSlave.skin skin has yet to experience the hard years of relentless sexual abuse that lie ahead of her.<<else>>At $activeSlave.actualAge years old, she should know by now how the world works, but some slaves are just too stubborn for their own good.<</if>>  Eventually, of course, even the most headstrong girls will bend to your will, but the unique social mores of your arcology and the wonders of modern surgical technology offer a prime opportunity to make a potent example of this <<if $activeSlave.actualAge < 21>>young <<else>>obstinate <</if>>slut.  She is $activeSlave.race, and therefore not considered racially inferior or subject to extreme inequities or neglect, but like most slave characteristics, that can change.
 
 <<case "too thin for cum diet">>
 
-You are in your office, tending to the tedious business of requisition orders for your penthouse when you see  <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> appear outside your door. She hovers outside in the hall, peeking her head around the entry-way, looking very unsure about disturbing you.  You stop what you're doing and call her in.  She's reticent at first, but then she obediently steps into your office.  She is <<if $activeSlave.clothes  == "no clothing">>forced to remain naked at all times, and the most striking thing about her body is how <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>massive her pregnant belly is compared to her skinny body<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 5>>noticeable her growing pregnancy is against her skinny body<<else>>skinny she is<</if>>.<<else>>forced to wear $activeSlave.clothes all day, but even through her outfit, it's easy to see how <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>massive her pregnant belly is compared to her skinny body<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 5>>noticeable her growing pregnancy is against her skinny body<<else>>impossibly skinny she is<</if>>.<</if>>  <<if $activeSlave.weight > -80>> She's not exclusively skin and bones, but she's close.  <<else>> She's so thin that she doesn't look entirely healthy.<</if>>  Her <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 600>><<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>tiny <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 600>>small <</if>>boobs are barely noticeable <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>above her bloated<<else>>against her concave<</if>> tummy, and <<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast != "unset">>that can be a very appealing look given the predilection your arcology has for slim girls. <<else>>to most clients, this makes her a less appealing whore.<</if>><<else>><<if $activeSlave.boobs < 900>>large <<else>>massive <</if>> tits are a sharp contrast to her <<if $activeSlave.preg > 10>>thin, bloated frame<<else>>concave belly<</if>>, and although impressive, they seem to especially stick out on a girl who, in all other ways, seems <<if $activeSlave.weight > -80>>slightly <<else>>alarmingly <</if>> malnourished.<</if>>  Her $activeSlave.faceShape face is clearly conflicted, and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes shift<<else>>she glances about<</if>> with nervous energy.  She is clearly unsure whether she should say what she came here to say.
+You are in your office, tending to the tedious business of requisition orders for your penthouse when you see  <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> appear outside your door. She hovers outside in the hall, peeking her head around the entry-way, looking very unsure about disturbing you.  You stop what you're doing and call her in.  She's reticent at first, but then she obediently steps into your office. She is
+<<if $activeSlave.clothes  == "no clothing">>
+	forced to remain naked at all times, and the most striking thing about her body is how
+	<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
+		her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>distended belly<</if>> utterly dwarfs her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 15000>>
+		her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>full pregnancy<<else>>hugely distended belly<</if>> completely dominates her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
+		her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>advanced pregnancy<<else>>hugely distended belly<</if>> dominates her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
+		massive her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant<<else>>distended<</if>> belly is compared to her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>
+		noticeable <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>her growing pregnancy<<else>>the curve of her belly<</if>> is against her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150>>
+		noticeable <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>her early pregnancy<<else>>the curve of her implant<</if>> is against her skinny body.
+	<<else>>
+		skinny she is.
+	<</if>>
+<<else>>
+	forced to wear $activeSlave.clothes all day, but even through her outfit, it's easy to see how
+	<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
+		her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>distended belly<</if>> utterly dwarfs her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 15000>>
+		her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>heavy pregnancy<<else>>hugely distended belly<</if>> completely dominates her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
+		her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>advanced pregnancy<<else>>hugely distended belly<</if>> dominates her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
+		massive her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant<<else>>distended<</if>> belly is compared to her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>
+		noticeable <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>her growing pregnancy<<else>>the curve of her belly<</if>> is against her skinny body.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150>>
+		noticeable <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>her early pregnancy<<else>>the curve of her implant<</if>> is against her skinny body.
+	<<else>>
+		impossibly skinny she is.
+	<</if>>
+<</if>>
+<<if $activeSlave.weight > -80>> She's not exclusively skin and bones, but she's close.  <<else>> She's so thin that she doesn't look entirely healthy.<</if>>  Her <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 600>><<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>tiny <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 600>>small <</if>>boobs are barely noticeable <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>above her bloated<<else>>against her concave<</if>> tummy, and <<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast != "unset">>that can be a very appealing look given the predilection your arcology has for slim girls. <<else>>to most clients, this makes her a less appealing whore.<</if>><<else>><<if $activeSlave.boobs < 900>>large <<else>>massive <</if>> tits are a sharp contrast to her <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 150>>thin, bloated frame<<else>>concave belly<</if>>, and although impressive, they seem to especially stick out on a girl who, in all other ways, seems <<if $activeSlave.weight > -80>>slightly <<else>>alarmingly <</if>> malnourished.<</if>>  Her $activeSlave.faceShape face is clearly conflicted, and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes shift<<else>>she glances about<</if>> with nervous energy.  She is clearly unsure whether she should say what she came here to say.
 <br><br>
-When you finally ask her what she wants, she hesitates for a moment and then suddenly seems to gain her courage<<if $activeSlave.accent > 1>>, speaking in an atrociously thick accent<<elseif $activeSlave.accent > 0>>, speaking in a cute little accent<</if>>.  <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>> "Pleathe, <<Master>> I'm tho hungry!  It theemth like all I get to eat ith cum.  It'th dithguthting! Pleathe!  I have to eat tho much of it.  Can I be allowed to eat regular food again?  Pleathe, <<Master>>, I'm tho hungry!  I need real food!"<<else>> "Please, <<Master>> I'm so hungry!  It seems like all I get to eat is cum.  It's disgusting!  Please!  I have to eat so much of it.  Can I be allowed to eat regular food again?  Please, <<Master>>, I'm so hungry. I need real food!"<</if>>
+When you finally ask her what she wants, she hesitates for a moment and then suddenly seems to gain her courage<<if $activeSlave.accent > 1>>, speaking in an atrociously thick accent<<elseif $activeSlave.accent > 0>>, speaking in a cute little accent<</if>>.
+"Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>> I'm <<s>>o hungry! It <<s>>eem<<s>> like all I get to eat i<<s>> cum.  It'<<s>> di<<s>>gu<<s>>ting! Plea<<s>>e! I have to eat <<s>>o much of it. Can I be allowed to eat regular food again? Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, I'm <<s>>o hungry. I need real food!"
 <br><br>
-It's true, cum <<if $activeSlave.dietCum == 1>>supplemented <<elseif $activeSlave.dietCum == 2>>based <</if>>food can be hard on girls who are not fully habituated to being toys for sexual amusement--particularly when you've ordered them to gain weight on it.  You look at the<<if $activeSlave.preg > 10>> gravid,<</if>> skinny whore and consider your options.
+It's true, cum <<if $activeSlave.dietCum == 1>>supplemented <<elseif $activeSlave.dietCum == 2>>based <</if>>food can be hard on girls who are not fully habituated to being toys for sexual amusement--particularly when you've ordered them to gain weight on it. You look at the<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> gravid,<</if>> skinny whore and consider your options.
 
 <<case "transition anxiety">>
 
@@ -2706,13 +2951,17 @@ She has her hands balled into fists at her sides, and clearly wants nothing more
 
 <<case "moist pussy">>
 
-Just as you're about to give <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> her weekly inspection, a minor business matter comes up and diverts your attention. So, for about ten minutes, she has nothing at all to do other than stand in front of your desk in your office, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching<<else>>listening to<</if>> you,<<if $assistant > 0>> $assistantName's avatar,<</if>> the other slaves who come and go, and the general lewdness of the arcology, much of which is <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>visible<<else>>audible<</if>> from right here.
+Just as you're about to give <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> her weekly inspection, a minor business matter comes up and diverts your attention. So, for about ten minutes, she has nothing at all to do other than <<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>stand<<elseif $activeSlave.amp == 1>>kneel<<else>>sit<</if>> in front of your desk in your office, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching<<else>>listening to<</if>> you,<<if $assistant > 0>> $assistantName's avatar,<</if>> the other slaves who come and go, and the general lewdness of the arcology, much of which is <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>visible<<else>>audible<</if>> from right here.
 <<if ($activeSlave.attrXY > 50) && ($PC.boobs == 0)>>
 	She finds your strong body attractive, and her gaze rests most frequently <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>on<<else>>towards<</if>> you.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXX > 50) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
 	She finds your prominent breasts attractive, and her gaze rests most frequently <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>on<<else>>towards<</if>> them.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 30 && $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy">>
-	The combination of being hugely pregnant and a pregnancy fetishist keep her libido raging.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy">>
+	<<if $activeSlave.preg > 30>>
+		The combination of being hugely pregnant and a pregnancy fetishist keep her libido raging.
+	<<elseif $PC.belly >= 10000>>
+		She finds your protruding pregnancy attractive, and her gaze rests most frequently <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>on<<else>>towards<</if>> it.
+	<</if>>
 <<elseif $activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 0 || $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">>
 	The aphrodisiacs she's on never let her libido rest for long.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>
@@ -2724,29 +2973,24 @@ Just as you're about to give <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> her weekly inspectio
 <</if>>
 The consequences of the special qualities of her womanhood soon become apparent.
 <br><br>
-Your slaves are all in the very best of vaginal health, so the scent of her female arousal is not strong. But her cunt produces such copious natural lubricant that with nothing to do but stand there, her <<if $activeSlave.births > 0>>motherly<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 30>>thick<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> inner thighs are soon slick with a sheen of healthy pussyjuice. You notice a droplet of the stuff running down her warm $activeSlave.skin skin.
-<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
+Your slaves are all in the very best of vaginal health, so the scent of her female arousal is not strong. But her cunt produces such copious natural lubricant that with nothing to do but <<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>stand<<else>>rest<</if>> there, her <<if $activeSlave.births > 0>>motherly<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 30>>thick<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> inner thighs are soon slick with a sheen of healthy pussyjuice. You notice a droplet of the stuff running down her warm $activeSlave.skin skin.
+<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave) && !["chastity", "combined chastity"].includes($activeSlave.dickAccessory)>>
 	Her <<if $activeSlave.dick > 3>>stiff prick<<else>>hard little dick<</if>> is sticking up from atop her pussy, leaving it nice and visible.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
 	Her pussy is <<if $activeSlave.dick > 3>>entirely<<else>>partially<</if>> concealed by her limp dick, which is getting a good coating, since it's resting against the source.
 <</if>>
 <<if $activeSlave.labia > 0>>Her prominent labia are flushed and moist, and frame her womanhood invitingly.<</if>>
 <<if $activeSlave.clit > 0>>Her clit is rapidly becoming visible as the blood rushes there from every other part of her body.<</if>>
-<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>Her huge pregnancy heaves a little as she starts to breathe a bit harder, and the visual connection between her gravid belly and her needy womanhood is inescapable.<</if>>
+<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 10000>>Her huge pregnancy heaves a little as she starts to breathe a bit harder, and the visual connection between her gravid belly and her needy womanhood is inescapable.<</if>>
 She's a good $desc, and remains obediently before your desk, filling your office with her subtle perfume as she waits for you.
 
 <<case "breast expansion blues">>
 
 During her routine weekly inspection, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> cradles her huge breasts with her arms whenever the maneuvers of being inspected allow her to do so. It's not an unusual gesture for a $desc on breast growth drugs, since slaves whose tits are expanding are, by definition, not used to their weight yet. But $activeSlave.slaveName is more than just uncomfortable. She seems to regard her weighty mammaries with distaste. <<if $activeSlave.intelligence > -1>>She's not stupid, and quickly realizes<<else>>She's an idiot, but she's not dumb enough to completely miss<</if>> that you've noticed her feelings about her boobs. She bites her lower lip, not sure if she should say anything, so you follow your usual policy during slave inspections and ask her about it. <<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>If you learned one thing from your long career of slave training, it's that it's<<else>>It's<</if>> typically best to suss these things out.
 <br><br>
-<<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
-	"<<Master>>," she lisps, "can I pleathe be taken off boob drugth?" She swallows, nervous that she's crossed a line, but she presses on, hefting her tits a little higher to show she's talking about them. "They're tho heavy and awkward. I'm thore every night, and my back hurts. I feel like a cow with boobth thith big,
-<<else>>
-	"<<Master>>," she mumbles, "can I please be taken off the breast expansion drugs?" She swallows, nervous that she's crossed a line, but she presses on, hefting her tits a little higher to show she's talking about them. "They're so heavy and awkward. I'm sore every night, and my back hurts. I feel like a cow with boobs this big,
-<</if>>
-and I can't imagine what it'll be like if they get any bigger."
-In one sense, it's amusing that she feels that way, because<<if ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset") || ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset") || ($arcologies[0].FSPastoralist != "unset")>> as many slaves in this very arcology know quite well,<</if>> it's possible for the miracles of modern medicine to grow a $desc's tits until they're so heavy they immobilize her completely.
-<<if $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>She has the muscles to carry her boobs around, so some of this may be simple whining.<<else>>It's not surprising that her breasts would be uncomfortable, since she lacks anything in the way of muscle tone to help support them.<</if>>
+"<<Master>>," she mumbles, "can I plea<<s>>e be taken off the brea<<s>>t expan<<s>>ion drug<<s>>?" She swallows, nervous that she's crossed a line, but she presses on, hefting her tits a little higher to show she's talking about them. "They're <<s>>o heavy and awkward. I'm <<s>>ore every night, and my back hurt<<s>>. I feel like a cow with boob<<s>> thi<<s>> big, and I can't imagine what it'll be like if they get any bigger."
+In one sense, it's amusing that she feels that way, because<<if ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset") || ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset" && $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast != "unset") || ($arcologies[0].FSPastoralist != "unset")>> as many slaves in this very arcology know quite well,<</if>> it's possible for the miracles of modern medicine to grow a $desc's tits until they're so heavy they immobilize her completely.
+<<if $activeSlave.muscles > 3>>She has the muscles to carry her boobs around, so some of this may be simple whining.<<else>>It's not surprising that her breasts would be uncomfortable, since she lacks anything in the way of muscle tone to help support them.<</if>>
 <<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>She complained of feeling like a cow without detectable irony, despite the fact that her left nipple has a droplet of cream clinging to it right now<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 15>>She complained of feeling like a cow without detectable irony, despite the fact that she is pregnant and likely to begin lactating soon<</if>>.
 She waits anxiously for your response, wondering if she'll be punished for expressing reservations about your expansion of her breasts and, comically, still cradling her heavy udders as she does so.
 
@@ -2756,12 +3000,24 @@ You encounter <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> at the beginning of her day, as she
 <br><br>
 "<<Master>>," she <<say>>s, "may I have my a<<ss>>hole tightened?"
 <br><br>
-There's no trace of awareness on her face of the open lewdness of the question; she's <<if $activeSlave.career == "a bioreactor">>spent time in an industrial Dairy with a phallus the size of a horse's pounding her ass day and night<<elseif ($activeSlave.career == "a slave") || ($week-$activeSlave.weekAcquired > 50)>>been a sex slave so long that she's completely internalized the idea of her ass being a sex organ<<elseif $activeSlave.analCount > 2000>>had her ass fucked so many times that she thinks of it as an inherently sexy thing<<else>>so devoted to you that she's made a conscious effort to think of her ass as sexy<</if>>. She continues in her <<if $activeSlave.voice == 1>>deep<<elseif $activeSlave.voice == 2>>soft<<else>>bubblegum bimbo's<</if>> voice, <<say>>ing, "It'<<s>> not //bad.// It'<<s>> ea<<s>>y to take anything up it. And when I walk I can feel my anal <<s>>lit sort of working around back there, which is kind of fun. But I wa<<s>> just thinking, a<<s>> I was washing my a<<ss>>pu<<ss>>y. It'd be ni<<c>>e
+There's no trace of awareness on her face of the open lewdness of the question; 
+<<if $activeSlave.career == "a bioreactor">>
+	she's spent time in an industrial Dairy with a phallus the size of a horse's pounding her ass day and night.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.career == "a dairy cow">>
+	she used to be a mindless cow, bred daily by equally mindless bulls. The massively hung beasts would frequently miss their mark and end up roughly fucking her asshole.
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.career == "a slave") || ($week-$activeSlave.weekAcquired > 50)>>
+	she's been a sex slave so long that she's completely internalized the idea of her ass being a sex organ.
+<<elseif $activeSlave.analCount > 2000>>
+	she's had her ass fucked so many times that she thinks of it as an inherently sexy thing.
+<<else>>
+	she's so devoted to you that she's made a conscious effort to think of her ass as sexy.
+<</if>>
+She continues in her <<if $activeSlave.voice == 1>>deep<<elseif $activeSlave.voice == 2>>soft<<else>>bubblegum bimbo's<</if>> voice, <<say>>ing, "It'<<s>> not //bad.// It'<<s>> ea<<s>>y to take anything up it. And when I walk I can feel my anal <<s>>lit sort of working around back there, which is kind of fun. But I wa<<s>> just thinking, a<<s>> I was washing my a<<ss>>pu<<ss>>y. It'd be ni<<c>>e
 <<switch $activeSlave.fetish>>
 <<case "submissive">>
 	to feel ju<<s>>t a little afraid when I'm on my fa<<c>>e and about to get fucked.
 <<case "cumslut">>
-	to be able to keep loads of cum in my a<<ss>> for later, in<<s>>tead of having them ju<<s>>t drip right out.
+	to be able to keep load<<s>> of cum in my a<<ss>> for later, in<<s>>tead of having them ju<<s>>t drip right out.
 <<case "buttslut">>
 	to be able to feel a little more <<s>>en<<s>>ation back there again. Butt<<s>>ex is <<s>>till fun and ab<<s>>olutely my favorite thing, but I remember it being even better.
 <<case "masochist">>
@@ -2769,17 +3025,17 @@ There's no trace of awareness on her face of the open lewdness of the question;
 <<default>>
 	to be able to be a better anal lover. I do my be<<s>>t, but I can't <<s>>queeze very well any more.
 <</switch>>
-May I?" She spins, <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>spreading her legs for her pregnant belly while <</if>>bending at the waist<<if $activeSlave.butt > 6>> and prising her monstrous buttocks apart<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 3>> spreading her healthy buttocks<</if>> to reveal her gaping anus. It could indeed benefit from surgical repair.
+May I?" She spins, <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>spreading her legs for her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly while <</if>>bending at the waist<<if $activeSlave.butt > 6>> and prising her monstrous buttocks apart<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 3>> spreading her healthy buttocks<</if>> to reveal her gaping anus. It could indeed benefit from surgical repair.
 
 <<case "passing declaration">>
 
-As you manage your empire from your office, a constant traffic of slaves passes by its door. The glass walls allow a good view of them, and since you naturally own what you find appealing, the passing girls often draw your eye. For example, this morning you notice <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> almost bounce into view. She's physically fit, at a healthy weight<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, heavily pregnant<</if>>, <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 35>>and is getting such excellent modern medical care that despite her age, she has the energy of a teenager<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge > 19>>is full of youth and vigor, and is in truly perfect health due to the miracles of modern medicine<<elseif  $activeSlave.physicalAge > 12>>and is a teenager, not to mention the perfect health she owes to the miracles of modern medicine<<else>>and is a little girl, not to mention the perfect health she owes to the miracles of modern medicine<</if>>. <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>Apart from her absurd sex drive<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 40>>In addition to her very healthy libido<<else>>Despite her mediocre libido<</if>>, she's overflowing with energy. She half-runs, half-skips down the hallway, slowing in the doorway as she feels your gaze. Without stopping, she turns to meet your eyes, winks trustingly, and bursts out, "Hi <<Master>>! Love you!" Then she continues on her merry way.
+As you manage your empire from your office, a constant traffic of slaves passes by its door. The glass walls allow a good view of them, and since you naturally own what you find appealing, the passing girls often draw your eye. For example, this morning you notice <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> almost bounce into view. She's physically fit, at a healthy weight<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>><<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 10000>>, heavily pregnant<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 10000>> despite her _belly fake belly<<else>>, completely full of $activeSlave.inflationType<</if>><</if>>, <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 35>>and is getting such excellent modern medical care that despite her age, she has the energy of a teenager<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge > 19>>is full of youth and vigor, and is in truly perfect health due to the miracles of modern medicine<<elseif  $activeSlave.physicalAge > 12>>and is a teenager, not to mention the perfect health she owes to the miracles of modern medicine<<else>>and is a little girl, not to mention the perfect health she owes to the miracles of modern medicine<</if>>. <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>Apart from her absurd sex drive<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 40>>In addition to her very healthy libido<<else>>Despite her mediocre libido<</if>>, she's overflowing with energy. She half-runs, half-skips down the hallway, slowing in the doorway as she feels your gaze. Without stopping, she turns to meet your eyes, winks trustingly, and bursts out, "Hi <<Master>>! Love you!" Then she continues on her merry way.
 <br><br>
 Someone's a happy $desc today.
 
 <<case "ara ara">>
 
-Passing by the kitchen in the morning, you take a moment to listen to the low hum of your slaves chatting as they <<if $feeder != 0>>wait their turn at the phallic feeders<<else>>drink their breakfasts<</if>>. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is nearest the door, and you overhear her <<if $activeSlave.voice == 1>>low<<elseif $activeSlave.voice == 2>>pretty<<else>>high<</if>> voice clearly as she expresses confusion to another slave. "I don't under<<s>>tand it," she <<say>>s. Why are so many men intere<<s>>ted in an old <<s>>lave like me? I never got thi<<s>> much attention when I wa<<s>> free! Now <<if $activeSlave.assignment == "whore">>guy<<s>> line up to pay<<else>>every guy I approach want<<s>><</if>> to fuck me!"
+Passing by the kitchen in the morning, you take a moment to listen to the low hum of your slaves chatting as they <<if $feeder != 0>>wait their turn at the phallic feeders<<else>>drink their breakfasts<</if>>. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is nearest the door, and you overhear her <<if $activeSlave.voice == 1>>low<<elseif $activeSlave.voice == 2>>pretty<<else>>high<</if>> voice clearly as she expresses confusion to another slave. "I don't under<<s>>tand it," she <<say>>s. "Why are <<s>>o many men intere<<s>>ted in an old <<s>>lave like me? I never got thi<<s>> much attention when I wa<<s>> free! Now <<if $activeSlave.assignment == "whore">>guy<<s>> line up to pay<<else>>every guy I approach want<<s>><</if>> to fuck me!"
 <br><br>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSMaturityPreferentialist != "unset">>
 	"It's different here," the other slave explains. "Almost everyone here has a thing for older women. MILFs get all the attention."
@@ -2795,12 +3051,14 @@ Passing by the kitchen in the morning, you take a moment to listen to the low hu
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobs > 4000)>>
 	"It's your boobs," the other slave explains. "There's no such thing as too big, here. Everyone who sees your boobs here is going to want to fuck you."
-<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset") && bigBelly($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset") && $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
 	"It's your belly," the other slave explains. "They love how big and round it is. If you look pregnant, they'll be all over you. Even if it's fake, they won't care."
-<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobsImplant > 1000)>>
+<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset") && Math.floor($activeSlave.boobsImplant/$activeSlave.boobs) >= .50>>
 	"It's your fake tits," the other slave explains. "They love how fake they look, here. If you look like a bimbo, they don't care if you're a little mature."
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadence != "unset") && ($activeSlave.weight > 95)>>
 	"You're so fat," the other slave explains. "Everyone here loves thick girls. They don't care that you're a little mature; that just means you understand life's pleasures more."
+<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.muscles > 50)>>
+	"It's how ripped you are," the other slave explains. "It promises you won't give out after one fuck, no matter how old you are."
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobs < 800) && ($activeSlave.butt < 3)>>
 	"You're so slim," the other slave explains. "Everyone here loves slender girls. They don't care that you're a little mature; they think you're hot."
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobsImplant == 0) && ($activeSlave.health > 50)>>
@@ -2829,18 +3087,16 @@ There's a pause, and then the other slave continues in a more serious tone, aski
 	"I know it mean<<s>> I'm worth something. It'<<s>> rea<<ss>>uring, and I remind my<<s>>elf of it whenever I get <<s>>cared about being a <<s>>lave, you know.
 <</if>>
 I didn't mean to <<s>>ound con<<c>>eited, either. I gue<<ss>> I'm <<s>>till getting u<<s>>ed to life here, that'<<s>> all. <<S>>ometime<<s>> I think like I'm not, um, here, and I'm <<s>>urpri<<s>>ed so many people want me. It's kind of ni<<c>>e, actually," she <<say>>s with some self-confidence.
-<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation">>
-<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>
+<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>
 	It sounds like she has a @@.lightsalmon;humiliation fetish!@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>>
 <</if>>
-<</if>>
 
 <<case "im scared">>
 
 During her weekly inspection, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> has trouble following the routine orders that position her so you can examine her body. The cause is not difficult to determine: she's so cripplingly terrified that she's having difficulty functioning. She seems to be trying to obey you, but she's so scared that her mind is having trouble translating your simple verbal commands into physical obedience. You ask her what she's so frightened of. The question stuns her, and she <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares at<<else>>faces<</if>> you in mute horror, looking even more terrified than she has up to this point and completely devoid of any idea how to respond. You order her to respond, and this starts her out of her fugue. She begins to cry, makes two false starts, sobs, and then begins forcing out words.
 <br><br>
-"E-e-everything," she cries. "I'm <<s>>-<<s>>o <<s>>-<<s>>orry b-but I c-can't help," she chokes on a sob and hiccups, "help it. This, this pla<<c>>e, being a <<s>>ex <<s>>lave,
+"E-e-everything," she cries. "I'm <<s>>-<<s>>o <<s>>-<<s>>orry b-but I c-can't help," she chokes on a sob and hiccups, "help it. Thi<<s>>, thi<<s>> pla<<c>>e, being a <<s>>ex <<s>>lave,
 <<switch $activeSlave.standardPunishment>>
 <<case "confinement">>b-being <<s>>h-shut up in the d-dark
 <<case "whipping">>b-being wh-wh-whip-ped
@@ -2861,10 +3117,10 @@ She shrieks, backpedaling, and then falls backward, her <<if $activeSlave.butt >
 
 There are sturdy leather seats placed strategically throughout your penthouse. They offer something convenient to bend your slaves over, wherever you happen to encounter them, and they're comfortable, too. At the moment, you're sitting on one, using a tablet to take care of some business that caught you away from your office, but isn't worth heading back to your desk for. Slaves move by your impromptu throne as you work, mostly <<if $averageTrust > 50>>greeting you cheerfully<<elseif $averageTrust > 20>>greeting you properly<<elseif $averageTrust > -20>>doing their best to greet you properly<<elseif $averageTrust > -50>>greeting you fearfully<<else>>struggling to greet you through their terror<</if>> as they pass. Busy, you spare few of them more than a glance.
 <br><br>
-One of them slows as she goes by, however. Looking up, you see that it's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"Hi <<Master>>," she says flirtily<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> rubbing a hand across her pregnancy<</if>>. "That look<<s>> like a really comfortable <<s>>eat. Can I <<s>>it down and re<<s>>t <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>my tired leg<<s>> <</if>>for a little while?"<<else>>She greets you properly, but adds a flirtiness to her gestures, and asks if she can sit down and rest <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> her gravid bulk <</if>>on the comfortable seat for a little while.<</if>> She is not pointing at the soft leather cushion next to you: she's pointing at your crotch.
+One of them slows as she goes by, however. Looking up, you see that it's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"Hi <<Master>>," she <<say>>s flirtily<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> rubbing a hand across her _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>> pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>><</if>>. "That look<<s>> like a really comfortable <<s>>eat. Can I <<s>>it down and re<<s>>t <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>my tired leg<<s>> <</if>>for a little while?"<<else>>She greets you properly, but adds a flirtiness to her gestures, and asks if she can sit down and rest <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>gravid<<else>>_belly<</if>> bulk <</if>>on the comfortable seat for a little while.<</if>> She is not pointing at the soft leather cushion next to you: she's pointing at your crotch.
 <br><br>
 You're nude, a consequence of <<if $Concubine != 0>>recent activities involving $Concubine.slaveName<<else>>recent unrelated activities<</if>>. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your formidable dick is three quarters hard,<<else>>Nude, that is, all except for the strap-on you were just using and haven't taken off yet,<</if>> and $activeSlave.slaveName is pointing right at it. She knows exactly what she's asking for and gives her <<if $activeSlave.hips > 0>>broad<<elseif $activeSlave.hips > -1>>trim<<else>>narrow<</if>> hips a little wiggle to make it even more abundantly clear.
-<<if ($eventSlave.dickAccessory == "chastity")>>
+<<if ["chastity", "combined chastity"].includes($activeSlave.dickAccessory)>>
 	Her poor dick is visibly straining against the restrictive chastity belt she's wearing.
 <<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
 	Her <<if $activeSlave.dick > 4>>big dick<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 2>>dick<<else>>tiny dick<</if>> is jutting out stiffly and there's a bead of precum <<if $activeSlave.foreskin == 0>>forming at its smooth tip<<else>>escaping from her foreskin<</if>>.
@@ -2886,18 +3142,18 @@ The slutty $desc wants it badly.
 
 You happen to come across <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> during one of her rest periods. She's lying on a couch in the slave areas, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>staring at the ceiling above her<<else>>leaning back<</if>> with a dreamy expression on her face. She's <<if $activeSlave.releaseRules == "permissive">>touching herself idly.<<else>>not allowed to touch herself, but she's extremely aroused.<</if>> Whatever's on her mind, it's so absorbing that she doesn't realize you're there until you're standing over her.
 <br><br>
-"<<S>>orry, <<Master>>," she <<say>>s apologetically, <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>struggling<<else>>scrambling<</if>> to her feet. "I didn't noti<<c>>e you there." <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Seeing your questioning look<<else>>Hearing your lack of response<</if>>, she explains herself further. "I was ju<<s>>t thinking about, um, my favorite pla<<c>>e. I can almo<<s>>t get off ju<<s>>t by thinking about it." There's a wild, perverted gleam <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes<<else>>on her face<</if>>. She's a confirmed sadist, so whatever her favorite mental masturbation is probably quite strong.
+"<<S>>orry, <<Master>>," she <<say>>s apologetically, <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>struggling<<else>>scrambling<</if>> to her feet. "I didn't noti<<c>>e you there." <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Seeing your questioning look<<else>>Hearing your lack of response<</if>>, she explains herself further. "I was ju<<s>>t thinking about, um, my favorite pla<<c>>e. I can almo<<s>>t get off ju<<s>>t by thinking about it." There's a wild, perverted gleam <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes<<else>>on her face<</if>>. She's a confirmed sadist, so whatever her favorite mental masturbation is probably quite strong.
 
 <<case "ass fitting">>
 
 Your slaves get dressed in a large wardrobe area adjacent to the dormitory, rooms, and showers. There are always slaves working, so groups of slaves can be seen putting on their clothing here several times a day. Your naked sex slaves hurrying into the outfits you've selected for them is an undeniably erotic sight. Sometimes it's comical, especially when your transformations of your slaves' bodies produce amusing inconveniences. Today, it's <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> who is having trouble. Her <<if $activeSlave.buttImplant > 1>>fake<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 12>>ridiculously massive<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 8>>gigantic<<else>>plush<</if>> ass is
-<<if $activeSlave.drugs == "butt injections">>
+<<if $activeSlave.drugs == "butt injections" || $activeSlave.drugs == "intensive butt injections">>
 	growing explosively due to the expansion injections.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.drugs == "hyper butt injections">>
 	growing explosively due to the hyper expansion injections.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.diet == "fattening">>
 	apparently bigger today than it was yesterday, which isn't surprising, considering how much she's being fed.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 0>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 8 && $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>
 	apparently bigger today than it was yesterday. Pregnancy often causes minor redistributions of weight like this.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.hormones > 1>>
 	apparently bigger today than it was yesterday. Intensive female hormone regimens like hers sometimes cause minor ass expansion.
@@ -2997,9 +3253,11 @@ She begins her cleaning dutifully, fluttering about your office in a flurry of s
 	Her maid uniform does little to conceal her form from prying eyes, with a thin white blouse all that separates the surfaces of her breasts from the air. The associated skirt is similarly superficial, made more for easy access to a slave's holes than for provision of any sort of modesty. 
 	<<if $activeSlave.amp < 0>>
 		Although her movements rarely stray from a slight flick of her wrist as she dusts some surface or a gyration of her body as she scrubs the floor clean, her P-Limbs nonetheless produce a steady stream of minute machine noises. They give her the coordination she needs to purge even the smallest of stains, but the multitude of gyros, servos, and other mechanical pieces constantly working to maintain it ensure that the process is far from silent. 
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
+		Her middle has become so enormous it's a miracle she can even reach objects to clean them. It greatly complicates her cleaning duties, often causing her to attack any blemishes sideways lest her _belly belly prevent her from reaching the offending smudge at all. She moves very carefully, not wanting to accidentally knock something to the floor and be forced to figure out how to return it to its proper place.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
 		Her breasts are so massive that a whole ream of cloth is needed to provide even the semblance of covering her massive chest. They do little to aid in her cleaning duties, often causing her to attack any blemish on the wall sideways lest her gigantic boobs prevent her from reaching the offending smudge at all.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 30>>
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>
 		Despite her pregnancy, she manages to clean with surprising efficacy. She often cradles her gravid belly through her sheer skirt as she dusts or scrubs with one hand, conscious of the fragile life within her even as she works hard to cleanse your office of any unsightly blemishes.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
 		Her breasts are pleasingly large and appealingly visible despite the minor concealment provided by her blouse. They often cause her difficulty by mashing against the top surface of your desk as she tries to duck beneath to clean the underside. The struggle is surprisingly erotic - if not without humor.
@@ -3023,9 +3281,11 @@ She begins her cleaning dutifully, fluttering about your office in a flurry of s
 	Her maid uniform is fairly demure for a sex slave and makes some effort to conceal her form from prying eyes, even whilst presenting an image of servitude and obedience that a classic maids' ensemble embodies so well. Her dress is fairly conservative, enveloping her breasts in intricate lace and cloth. Likewise, her apron is more than ornamental, $activeSlave.slaveName having stuffed it with cleaning materials and tools.
 	<<if $activeSlave.amp < 0>>
 		Although her movements rarely stray from a slight flick of her wrist as she dusts some surface or a gyration of her body as she scrubs the floor clean, her P-Limbs nonetheless produce a steady stream of minute machine noises. They give her the coordination she needs to purge even the smallest of stains, but the multitude of gyros, servos, and other mechanical pieces constantly working to maintain it ensure that the process is far from silent. 
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
+		Her middle has become so enormous it's a miracle she can even reach objects to clean them. It greatly complicates her cleaning duties, often causing her to attack any blemishes sideways lest her _belly belly prevent her from reaching the offending smudge at all. She moves very carefully, not wanting to accidentally knock something to the floor and be forced to figure out how to return it to its proper place.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
 		Her breasts are so massive that several reams of cloth are needed to provide her massive chest with any semblance of modesty. They do little to aid in her cleaning duties, often causing her to attack any blemish on the wall sideways lest her gigantic boobs prevent her from reaching the offending smudge at all.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 30>>
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>
 		Despite her pregnancy, she manages to clean with surprising efficacy. She often cradles her gravid belly through her thick apron as she dusts or scrubs with one hand, conscious of the fragile life within her even as she works hard to cleanse your office of any unsightly blemishes.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
 		Her breasts are pleasingly large and appealingly visible, even beneath the folds and ruffles of her dress. They often cause her difficulty by mashing against the top surface of your desk as she tries to duck beneath to clean the underside. The struggle is surprisingly erotic - if not without humor.
@@ -3075,7 +3335,7 @@ As another long week draws to a close, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> happens to
 	<<if $activeSlave.mother == -1>>
 		have been a wa<<s>>te of time for you. I'm <<s>>orry you had to carry me in<<s>>ide you for nine month<<s>>, and I'm <<s>>orry I <<s>>tretched you out when I wa<<s>> born, 
 	<<else>>
-		a di<<ss>>apointment for you,
+		be a di<<ss>>apointment to you,
 	<</if>>
 	<<Master>>. I<<s>> it a little weird to feel thi<<s>> way?"
 <</if>>
@@ -3084,7 +3344,7 @@ As another long week draws to a close, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> happens to
 <<case "devoted educated slave">>
 
 <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> comes before you for a routine inspection. The $desc is a well-educated and obedient slave. Though she performs her duties devotedly and to the best of her abilities, slave life is not particularly conducive to straining an individual's brainpower. You happen to run into $activeSlave.slaveName in the hallways of the penthouse, where she takes the opportunity to wordlessly signal she wishes to gain your attention.
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	She uses gestures to beg your pardon and explains that while she enjoys life as your slave, she doesn't feel like her new role in your arcology allows her to stimulate her mind as often as it does her body.
 <<else>>
 	"<<Master>>," she <<say>>s. "I really enjoy my role a<<s>> your <<s>>lave, but I ju<<s>>t don't feel like my new life <<s>>timulate<<s>> me." She blushes prettily at her choice of words before continuing, "<<S>>timulate my mind, I mean."
@@ -3100,29 +3360,45 @@ One afternoon, $assistantName informs you she that she has a non-urgent matter t
 <</if>>
 brings up a video feed.
 <br><br>
-$activeSlave.slaveName is doing her job, standing in an area of the arcology that's busy at this time of night, <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>eagerly<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 95>>diligently<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>obediently<<else>>reluctantly<</if>> showing off her <<if $activeSlave.clothes is "no clothing">>nude <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>pregnant <</if>>body<<else>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> pregnant <</if>>body in her $activeSlave.clothes<</if>> and flirting with passersby. Or she would be, if she weren't surrounded by a group of shame-faced college boys. They're very obviously rich, naive, and inexperienced with both sex and the Free Cities, and their complete lack of confidence in approaching $activeSlave.slaveName make that clear.
+$activeSlave.slaveName is doing her job, standing in an area of the arcology that's busy at this time of night, <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>eagerly<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 95>>diligently<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>obediently<<else>>reluctantly<</if>> showing off her
+<<if $activeSlave.clothes == "no clothing">>
+	nude <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnant <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>gravid <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 1500>>bloated <</if>>body
+<<else>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnant <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>gravid <<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 1500>>bloated <</if>>body in her $activeSlave.clothes
+<</if>>
+and flirting with passersby. Or she would be, if she weren't surrounded by a group of shame-faced college boys. They're very obviously rich, naive, and inexperienced with both sex and the Free Cities, and their complete lack of confidence in approaching $activeSlave.slaveName make that clear.
 <br><br>
 "Can we just walk up to her and ask her out?" says one.
 <br><br>
-"Don't be //stupid,//" says another. "Like, look at her, why would she even touch any of us?"
+"Don't be //stupid,//" says another. "Like, look at her, why would she even touch any of us?<<if $pedo_mode == 0>><<if $minimumSlaveAge < 12>> She's just a little girl, is that even legal<<elseif $minimumSlaveAge < 16>> She looks underage, is this a setup or something<</if>>?<</if>>"
 <br><br>
-<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 15000>>
-	"Those boobs are almost as big as me,"
-<<elseif hyperPregBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
-	"She looks like she is going to burst, can't you see them pushing against her,"
-<<elseif hyperBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
+<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 750000>>
+	"She looks like she is going to burst, can't you see them pushing against her? I bet she'd love a soothing belly rub,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 750000>>
 	"She looks like she could be pregnant with one of us,"
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 5000>>
-	"Those boobs are bigger than my head,"
-<<elseif hyperPregBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 25000>>
+	"Those boobs are almost as big as me,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 450000>>
 	"My god, her belly is //huge//! I can almost see inside,"
-<<elseif hyperBellyOne($activeSlave)>>
-	"My god, her belly is //huge//! Whats in her,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 450000>>
+	"My god, her belly is //huge//! Whats in her?"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
+	"I've never seen someone //that// fat before. I wonder what is feels like to fuck a girl like her?"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 10>>
 	"Check out that ass, I bet you could sit on it,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyFluid >= 5000>>
+	"Look at the way her belly is wobbling, it's kinda sexy,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.clit >= 3>>
+	"I'm kinda embarrassed... Her clit is bigger than my dick,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 5000>>
+	"Those boobs are bigger than my head,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
+	"Oh my god, I didn't know a girl could get //that// pregnant,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 6>>
 	"I didn't even know girls could have dicks,"
-<<elseif bigBelly($activeSlave)>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 130>>
+	"She looks so soft and pillowy,"
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>
 	"Look at that belly, I bet she's pregnant,"
 <<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 3>>
 	"I wonder if she could fuck someone with that dick,"
@@ -3147,22 +3423,39 @@ says a third, obviously smitten. "I'd give anything to have a night with her."
 
 Although your life as an arcology owner comes with many associated privileges, extended idleness to bask in your luxury is not often among them. Thankfully, $assistantName knows better than to let you run yourself ragged from the weight of your assorted responsibilities and often alots time in the evenings of your active schedule to simply relax.
 <br><br>
-Of course, no self respecting arcology owner could be expected to enjoy a lazy night of idle relaxation on their own. As you resolve the last of your most pressing responsibilities for the evening, $assistantName directs one of your attentive slaves to gently guide you away from the unending burdens of running your arcology. Leaning against the doorway and wearing a facsimile of what an old world woman might wear on a casual night in, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> <<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>asks with a gesture that carries just the right mixture of submission and exaggerated casualness if you'd like to 'hang out.'<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>lisps with exaggerated casualness, "Let'th hang out, <<Master>>?"<<else>>asks with exaggerated casualness, "Want to hang out, <<if def $PC.customTitle>>$PC.customTitle<<elseif $PC.title != 0>>Master<<else>>Mistress<</if>>?"<</if>>
+Of course, no self respecting arcology owner could be expected to enjoy a lazy night of idle relaxation on their own. As you resolve the last of your most pressing responsibilities for the evening, $assistantName directs one of your attentive slaves to gently guide you away from the unending burdens of running your arcology. Leaning against the doorway and wearing a facsimile of what an old world woman might wear on a casual night in, <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>
+<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+	asks with a gesture that carries just the right mixture of submission and exaggerated casualness if you'd like to 'hang out.'
+<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
+	lisps with exaggerated casualness, "Let'th hang out, <<Master>>?"
+<<else>>
+	asks with exaggerated casualness, "Want to hang out, <<Master>>?"
+<</if>>
 <br><br>
-She saunters over and <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>gently lowers her gravid form to an obedient kneel<<else>>kneels obediently<</if>> in front of you, awaiting further direction.
+She saunters over and
+<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
+	struggles to lower her _belly form to an obedient kneel
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
+	gingerly lowers her heavily <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 3000>>gravid<<else>>swollen<</if>> form to an obedient kneel
+<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
+	gently lowers her <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 3000>>gravid<<else>>swollen<</if>> form to an obedient kneel
+<<else>>
+	kneels obediently
+<</if>>
+in front of you, awaiting further direction.
 <<if $activeSlave.amp < 0>>
-	Clad in an antique T-Shirt referencing some defunct old world website, her P-Limbs stand in stark contrast - gyros and servomotors against simple thread and cloth. With such tangible examples of the technological prowess of the Free Cities serving as her limbs, her <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>taut <</if>>shirt is an amusing testimonial to how far behind the old world stands in contrast to the new.
+	Clad in an antique T-Shirt referencing some defunct old world website, her P-Limbs stand in stark contrast - gyros and servomotors against simple thread and cloth. With such tangible examples of the technological prowess of the Free Cities serving as her limbs, her <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>taut <</if>>shirt is an amusing testimonial to how far behind the old world stands in contrast to the new.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-	Her breasts are so massive that the front of her loose pyjama top must be unbuttoned. Even so, the protrusion of her immense breasts<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> and rounded belly<</if>> from her chest strains the soft pyjama top to it's breaking point.
+	Her breasts are so massive that the front of her loose pyjama top must be unbuttoned. Even so, the protrusion of her immense breasts<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> and _belly rounded belly<</if>> from her chest strains the soft pyjama top to it's breaking point.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.intelligence > 1>>
-	As a clever girl, her simple<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, yet tight around the middle,<</if>> summer dress evokes memories of bygone warm weather days at elite old world colleges - and the sexual conquest of their youthful residents.
+	As a clever girl, her simple<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, yet tight around the middle,<</if>> summer dress evokes memories of bygone warm weather days at elite old world colleges - and the sexual conquest of their youthful residents.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
-	Her simple sports bra and compression shorts ensemble does little to conceal her incredible musculature, <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>straining to hold up against her swelling middle and <</if>>glistening with sweat from a recent workout. Despite her recent exertions, she's able to maintain utter stillness in the perfect posture of an obedient slave.
+	Her simple sports bra and compression shorts ensemble does little to conceal her incredible musculature, <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500 && $activeSlave.belly < 5000>>straining to hold up against her swelling middle and<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>straining to hold up against her swelling middle and  <</if>>glistening with sweat from a recent workout. Despite her recent exertions, she's able to maintain utter stillness in the perfect posture of an obedient slave.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>
 	She's controlling her absurd sex drive for the moment in deference to the notion of your relaxation time, but she clearly wouldn't mind some sex as part of the evening.
 	<<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
 		<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-			Her cock is painfully erect<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>> and pressed against the underside of her belly<</if>>,
+			Her cock is painfully erect<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> and pressed against the underside of her belly<</if>>,
 		<<else>>
 			Her soft dick is dribbling precum,
 		<</if>>
@@ -3171,13 +3464,37 @@ She saunters over and <<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>gently lowers her gravid form
 	<</if>>
 	showing unmistakably how badly she needs release.
 <<else>>
-	She keeps her <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$activeSlave.eyeColor eyes<<else>>face<</if>> slightly downcast, her hands lightly smoothing the folds from her tight skirt while her breasts visibly rise and fall under her even tighter blouse<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>. Between the two, there is little she can do to cover her exposed pregnancy<</if>>. She's the perfect picture of an attentive little old world girlfriend<<if $activeSlave.height > 185>> (though, of course, she's anything but physically small)<</if>>.
+	She keeps her <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$activeSlave.eyeColor eyes<<else>>face<</if>> slightly downcast, her hands lightly smoothing the folds from her tight skirt while her breasts visibly rise and fall under her even tighter blouse<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>. Between the two, there is little she can do to cover her exposed <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>middle<</if>><</if>>. She's the perfect picture of an attentive little old world girlfriend<<if $activeSlave.height > 185>> (though, of course, she's anything but physically small)<</if>>.
 <</if>>
 
 <<case "devoted shortstack">>
 
-<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> comes before you for a routine inspection. The <<if ($activeSlave.height > 130) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 800)>>shortstack <<elseif ($activeSlave.height > 130) && ($activeSlave.boobs < 600)>>petite <<else>>short <</if>> <<if $activeSlave.preg > 30>>and heavily pregnant <<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>pregnant <</if>><<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>woman<<else>>girl<</if>> is looking good despite her diminutive height. When she raises her arms above her head to submit to an inspection under your gaze, the top of her $activeSlave.hColor-haired head doesn't even reach your chest. Despite the discrepancy between your height and hers, you notice an unmistakable flush of embarrassment tinging her cheeks. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes flick up to gaze at you, but she must crane her head upwards as well to meet your gaze<<else>>Her ears perk up to hear at the sound of some minute noise you made, before she cranes her head upwards so that her sightless eyes may meet your gaze<</if>>.
-<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
+<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> comes before you for a routine inspection. The
+<<if ($activeSlave.height > 130) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 800)>>
+	shortstack
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.height > 130) && ($activeSlave.boobs < 600)>>
+	petite
+<<else>>
+	short
+<</if>>
+<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>
+		and heavily pregnant
+	<<else>>
+		and _belly bellied
+	<</if>>
+<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>
+	pregnant
+<</if>>
+<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>
+	woman
+<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge > 17>>
+	girl
+<<else>>
+	teen
+<</if>>
+is looking good despite her diminutive height. When she raises her arms above her head to submit to an inspection under your gaze, the top of her $activeSlave.hColor-haired head doesn't even reach your chest. Despite the discrepancy between your height and hers, you notice an unmistakable flush of embarrassment tinging her cheeks. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes flick up to gaze at you, but she must crane her head upwards as well to meet your gaze<<else>>Her ears perk up to hear at the sound of some minute noise you made, before she cranes her head upwards so that her sightless eyes may meet your gaze<</if>>.
+<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	She uses gestures to beg your pardon, even as she continues to blush rosily, and explains that she doesn't understand why you keep her in your penthouse, when there are such tall, beautiful slaves in abundance in your arcology. She pauses, shuffling about a little shamefacedly before signing that she thinks their bodies could be more fit to pleasure you.
 <<else>>
 	"<<Master>>," she <<say>>s. "Why do you keep a <<s>>hort, plain <<s>>lave like me in your penthou<<s>>e, when there are <<s>>uch beautiful, tall <<s>>laves out there in the arcology?" She shuffles about under your gaze a little shamefacedly before <<say>>ing in a quiet voice, "<<S>>urely, their bodie<<s>> are more fit for plea<<s>>uring you."
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/SFMBarracks.tw b/src/uncategorized/SFMBarracks.tw
index ebe62a7970187c68fcc2134be31a608f859e3589..74e942ec14682ed987359432285a797d584bbc3c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/SFMBarracks.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/SFMBarracks.tw
@@ -724,7 +724,7 @@ Increase crew comfort and life support systems to increase operational time.
 									<<replace "#result4">>
 										<<set $PC.warfare + 5>>
 										//<<if $PC.warfare < 10>>There, now you hopefully can hit the broad side of a barn. What am I kidding you still suck.
-										//if $PC.warfare >= 10>>Slightly better but you still have a long way to go.<</if>>//
+										<<elseif $PC.warfare >= 10>>Slightly better but you still have a long way to go.<</if>>//
 									<</replace>>
 								<</link>>
 										
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/multiImplant.tw b/src/uncategorized/multiImplant.tw
index 4d8a6ed9fabef22ddc24cba5ffb085d0f1246280..b5a70b3b6b958e9d6edc66b30391d4cbeb0ec1ac 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/multiImplant.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/multiImplant.tw
@@ -12,7 +12,9 @@ You head down to your <<if $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>heavily upgraded and customized
 			<<case "penis">>
 				<<if $activeSlave.dick == 0>>
 					<<set $cash -= $surgeryCost>>
-					<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+					<<if $activeSlave.prostate == 0>>
+						<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+					<</if>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.dick to 2>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.clit to 0>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.foreskin to $activeSlave.dick>>
@@ -26,7 +28,9 @@ You head down to your <<if $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>heavily upgraded and customized
 			<<case "testicles">>
 				<<if ($activeSlave.dick >= 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>
 					<<set $cash -= $surgeryCost>>
-					<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+					<<if $activeSlave.prostate == 0>>
+						<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+					<</if>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.balls to 2>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.ballType = "human">>
 					<<set $activeSlave.scrotum to 2>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/randomIndividualEvent.tw b/src/uncategorized/randomIndividualEvent.tw
index e6e148850eb4c233c72f9f3d4f9e4a7fc4d43eff..de1bf63dc882a60e2cbb36f17603b78d103667c9 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/randomIndividualEvent.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/randomIndividualEvent.tw
@@ -1406,12 +1406,14 @@
 <</if>>
 
 <<if $eventSlave.height < (Height.mean($eventSlave)*0.95)>>
+<<if $eventSlave.physicalAge > 12>>
 <<if $eventSlave.devotion > 20>>
 <<if $eventSlave.trust <= 95>>
 	<<set $RESSevent.push("devoted shortstack")>>
 <</if>>
 <</if>>
 <</if>>
+<</if>>
 
 <</if>> /* closes amp/crawling exempt */
 
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
index f2f3e0347a9ea6df476760ff87f388bd2533ee8d..98b70c49fa0e8223368dc54dfd503f0a1dfe3bf0 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
@@ -1384,7 +1384,9 @@ The fabricator has completed $possessive $activeOrgan.type.
 		<<link "Implant">>
 			<<set $cash -= $surgeryCost>>
 			<<for $i = 0; $i < $organs.length; $i++>><<if $activeSlave.ID == $organs[$i].ID>><<set $organs.deleteAt($i)>><<break>><</if>><</for>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+			<<if $activeSlave.prostate == 0>>
+				<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.dick = 2>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.clit = 0>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.foreskin = $activeSlave.dick>>
@@ -1435,7 +1437,9 @@ The fabricator has completed $possessive $activeOrgan.type.
 		<<link "Implant">>
 			<<set $cash -= $surgeryCost>>
 			<<for $i = 0; $i < $organs.length; $i++>><<if $activeSlave.ID == $organs[$i].ID>><<set $organs.deleteAt($i)>><<break>><</if>><</for>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+			<<if $activeSlave.prostate == 0>>
+				<<set $activeSlave.prostate = 1>>
+			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.balls = 2>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.ballType = "human">>
 			<<set $activeSlave.scrotum = 2>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw b/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw
index c56f64487142698f2e07e794739a5e551d81c7a4..e60b765e68412fe251eb5a9989a00930983fdb1c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw
@@ -366,17 +366,17 @@
 		<</if>>
 		<br>
 		<<if ($securityForceActive)>>
-			<br>[[SF Barracks|SFM Barracks]]
+			<br><span id="SFMButton"><<link [[SF Barracks|SFM Barracks]]>><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[Z]@@
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		<br><span id="manageArcology"><<link "Manage Arcology">><<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = _Pass>><<goto "Manage Arcology">><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[C]@@
 		<br><span id="managePenthouse"><<link "Manage Penthouse">><<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = _Pass>><<goto "Manage Penthouse">><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[P]@@
 		<br><span id="managePerson"><<link "Manage Personal Affairs">><<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = _Pass>><<goto "Manage Personal Affairs">><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[X]@@
 		<<if $cyberMod != 0 && $researchLab.built == "true">>
-			<br>[[Manage Research Lab|Research Lab][$temp to 0]]
+			<br>[[Manage Research Lab|Research Lab][$temp = 0]]
 		<</if>>
 		<<if ($securityForceActive)>>
-			<br>[[SF Barracks|SFM Barracks]]
+				<br><span id="SFMButton"><<link [[SF Barracks|SFM Barracks]]>><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[Z]@@
 		<</if>>
 		<br><span id="PAOButton"><<link [[Personal Assistant|Personal assistant options]]>><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[T]@@
 		<br><span id="policyButton"><<link [[Policies]]>><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[Y]@@
@@ -393,10 +393,10 @@
 	<br><span id="managePenthouse"><<link "Manage Penthouse">><<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = _Pass>><<goto "Manage Penthouse">><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[P]@@
 	<br><span id="managePerson"><<link "Manage Personal Affairs">><<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = _Pass>><<goto "Manage Personal Affairs">><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[X]@@
 	<<if $cyberMod != 0 && $researchLab.built == "true">>
-		<br>[[Manage Research Lab|Research Lab][$temp to 0]]
+		<br>[[Manage Research Lab|Research Lab][$temp = 0]]
 	<</if>>
 	<<if ($securityForceActive)>>
-		<br>[[SF Barracks|SFM Barracks]]
+		<br><span id="SFMButton"><<link [[SF Barracks|SFM Barracks]]>><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[Z]@@
 	<</if>>
 	<br><span id="PAOButton"><<link [[Personal Assistant|Personal assistant options]]>><</link>></span> @@.cyan;[T]@@
 	<br>