diff --git a/src/js/assayJS.js b/src/js/assayJS.js
index af8c87f0631931b64a25289dbda8ba45f4a4015e..6cdae706ccfb32626250c04d86082d5e2d2e807d 100644
--- a/src/js/assayJS.js
+++ b/src/js/assayJS.js
@@ -27,42 +27,6 @@ window.isSlim = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
 	return slim;
 };
 
-window.isStacked = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return (slave.butt > 4) && (slave.boobs > 800);
-};
-
-window.isModded = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	const tatScore = SlaveStatsChecker.tatScore(slave);
-	const piercingScore = SlaveStatsChecker.piercingScore(slave);
-	const modScore = piercingScore+tatScore;
-
-	return ((modScore > 15) || (piercingScore > 8 && tatScore > 5));
-};
-
-window.isUnmodded = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return (!isModded(slave) && (slave.corsetPiercing === 0) && (SlaveStatsChecker.piercingScore(slave) < 3) && (SlaveStatsChecker.tatScore(slave) < 2));
-};
-
-window.isXY = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return (slave.dick > 0);
-};
-
-window.isYoung = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return (slave.visualAge < 30);
-};
-
-window.isPreg = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return ((slave.bellyPreg >= 5000) || (slave.bellyImplant >= 5000));
-};
-
-window.isNotPreg = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return (!isPreg(slave) && (slave.belly < 100) && (slave.weight < 30) && !setup.fakeBellies.includes(slave.bellyAccessory));
-};
-
-window.isPure = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
-	return ((slave.boobsImplant === 0) && (slave.buttImplant === 0) && (slave.waist >= -95) && (slave.lipsImplant === 0) && (slave.faceImplant < 30) && (slave.bellyImplant === -1) && (Math.abs(slave.shouldersImplant) < 2) && (Math.abs(slave.hipsImplant) < 2));
-};
-
 window.slimPass = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
 	let slimPass = 0;
 	const ArcologyZero = State.variables.arcologies[0];
diff --git a/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js b/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js
index 87ba3f18033a475d023a16a3a2c1a762dba89bf6..e1cdfe727f2462491e57f8f9c57b5c04eedbf6ef 100644
--- a/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js
+++ b/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js
@@ -108,3 +108,328 @@ window.SlaveStatsChecker = (function() {
 		return score;
 	}
 }());
+
+window.isStacked = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return (slave.butt > 4) && (slave.boobs > 800);
+};
+
+window.isModded = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	const tatScore = SlaveStatsChecker.tatScore(slave);
+	const piercingScore = SlaveStatsChecker.piercingScore(slave);
+	const modScore = piercingScore+tatScore;
+
+	return ((modScore > 15) || (piercingScore > 8 && tatScore > 5));
+};
+
+window.isUnmodded = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return (!isModded(slave) && (slave.corsetPiercing === 0) && (SlaveStatsChecker.piercingScore(slave) < 3) && (SlaveStatsChecker.tatScore(slave) < 2));
+};
+
+window.isXY = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return (slave.dick > 0);
+};
+
+window.isYoung = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return (slave.visualAge < 30);
+};
+
+window.isPreg = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return ((slave.bellyPreg >= 5000) || (slave.bellyImplant >= 5000));
+};
+
+window.isNotPreg = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return (!isPreg(slave) && (slave.belly < 100) && (slave.weight < 30) && !setup.fakeBellies.includes(slave.bellyAccessory));
+};
+
+window.isPure = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	return ((slave.boobsImplant === 0) && (slave.buttImplant === 0) && (slave.waist >= -95) && (slave.lipsImplant === 0) && (slave.faceImplant < 30) && (slave.bellyImplant === -1) && (Math.abs(slave.shouldersImplant) < 2) && (Math.abs(slave.hipsImplant) < 2));
+};
+
+window.isFullyPotent = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.dick > 0 && slave.balls > 0 && slave.ballType !== 'sterile' && slave.hormoneBalance < 100 && slave.drugs !== 'hormone blockers') {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canGetPregnant = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.preg === -1) { /* contraceptives check */
+		return false;
+	} else if (!isFertile(slave)) { /* check other fertility factors */
+		return false;
+	} else if ((slave.ovaries === 1) && (canDoVaginal(slave))) {
+		return true;
+	} else if ((slave.mpreg === 1) && (canDoAnal(slave))) { /* pregmod */
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+/** contraceptives (.preg == -1) do not negate this function
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */
+window.isFertile = function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	}
+
+	if (slave.womb.length > 0 && slave.geneticQuirks.superfetation < 2) { /* currently pregnant without superfetation */
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.womb.length > 0) { /* temp failure condition to prevent current double preg bug */
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.broodmother > 0) { /* currently broodmother */
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.preg < -1) { /* sterile */
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.pregWeek < 0) { /* postpartum */
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.pubertyXX === 0) { /* pregmod start */
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.ovaryAge >= 47) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.inflation > 2) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.bellyImplant !== -1) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.mpreg === 1) {
+		return true; /* pregmod end */
+	} else if (slave.ovaries === 1) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canAchieveErection = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.dick < 7 && slave.dick > 0 && slave.drugs !== 'hormone blockers' && (slave.balls > 0 ? slave.hormoneBalance < 100 : slave.hormoneBalance <= -100) && slave.ballType !== 'sterile') {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canPenetrate = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (!canAchieveErection(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.chastityPenis === 1) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.dick > 7) {
+		return false;
+	}
+	return true;
+};
+
+window.canSee = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.eyes > -2) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canHear = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if ((slave.hears > -2) && (slave.earwear !== "deafening ear plugs")) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canSmell = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.smells > -1) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canTaste = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.tastes > -1) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canWalk = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.amp === 1) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (tooFatSlave(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (tooBigBreasts(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (tooBigDick(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (tooBigBalls(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (tooBigButt(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (tooBigBelly(slave)) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.heels === 0) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.shoes === "heels") {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.shoes === "extreme heels") {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.shoes === "boots") {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canTalk = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.accent > 2) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.voice === 0) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.lips > 95) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.collar === "dildo gag") {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.collar === "massive dildo gag") {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.collar === "ball gag") {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.collar === "bit gag") {
+		return false;
+	} else {
+		return true;
+	}
+};
+
+window.canDoAnal = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.chastityAnus === 1) {
+		return false;
+	}
+	return true;
+};
+
+window.canDoVaginal = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.vagina < 0) {
+		return false;
+	} else if (slave.chastityVagina === 1) {
+		return false;
+	}
+	return true;
+};
+
+window.tooFatSlave = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.weight > 190+(slave.muscles/5) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.weight > 130+(slave.muscles/20) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.weight > 160+(slave.muscles/15) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.weight > 185+(slave.muscles/10) && slave.physicalAge < 18) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.tooBigBreasts = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.boobs > 30000+(slave.muscles*100) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.boobs > 5000+(slave.muscles*10) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.boobs > 10000+(slave.muscles*20) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.boobs > 20000+(slave.muscles*50) && slave.physicalAge < 18) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.tooBigBelly = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.belly >= 450000+(slave.muscles*2000) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.belly >= 350000+(slave.muscles*1000) && slave.physicalAge >= 13) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.belly >= 30000+(slave.muscles*500) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.belly >= 150000+(slave.muscles*800) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.tooBigBalls = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.balls >= 30+(slave.muscles*.3) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.balls >= 60+(slave.muscles*.5) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.balls >= 90+(slave.muscles*.7)) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.tooBigDick = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.dick >= 20+(slave.muscles*.1) && slave.physicalAge <= 3 && slave.dick !== 0) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.dick >= 45+(slave.muscles*.3) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.dick >= 68+(slave.muscles*.4)) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.tooBigButt = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	if (!slave) {
+		return null;
+	} else if (slave.butt > 10 && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+		return true;
+	} else if (slave.butt > 14 && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		return true;
+	} else {
+		return false;
+	}
+};
+
+window.isVegetable = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
+	slave = slave || State.variables.activeSlave;
+	if(!slave) { return false; }
+	return (slave.fetish === 'mindbroken');
+};
diff --git a/src/js/storyJS.js b/src/js/storyJS.js
index 67101c00926a46acb0769f864892593c465c45ff..70d61c5e630cdecb7fcb0a7a817c5784a35a1777 100644
--- a/src/js/storyJS.js
+++ b/src/js/storyJS.js
@@ -37,16 +37,6 @@ if (typeof interpolate === "undefined") {
 	window.interpolate = interpolate;
 }
 
-window.isFullyPotent = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.dick > 0 && slave.balls > 0 && slave.ballType !== 'sterile' && slave.hormoneBalance < 100 && slave.drugs !== 'hormone blockers') {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
 window.removeFromArray = function(arr, val) {
 	for (var i = 0; i < arr.length; i++) {
 		if (val === arr[i])
@@ -67,22 +57,6 @@ window.filterInPlace = function(arr, callback, thisArg) {
 	return arr;
 };
 
-window.canGetPregnant = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.preg === -1) { /* contraceptives check */
-		return false;
-	} else if (!isFertile(slave)) { /* check other fertility factors */
-		return false;
-	} else if ((slave.ovaries === 1) && (canDoVaginal(slave))) {
-		return true;
-	} else if ((slave.mpreg === 1) && (canDoAnal(slave))) { /* pregmod */
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
 /** pregmod: are slave2's sperm compatible with slave1's eggs?
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2
@@ -141,40 +115,6 @@ window.canImpreg = function(slave1, slave2) {
 	}
 };
 
-/** contraceptives (.preg == -1) do not negate this function
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */
-window.isFertile = function(slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	}
-
-	if (slave.womb.length > 0 && slave.geneticQuirks.superfetation < 2) { /* currently pregnant without superfetation */
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.womb.length > 0) { /* temp failure condition to prevent current double preg bug */
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.broodmother > 0) { /* currently broodmother */
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.preg < -1) { /* sterile */
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.pregWeek < 0) { /* postpartum */
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.pubertyXX === 0) { /* pregmod start */
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.ovaryAge >= 47) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.inflation > 2) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.bellyImplant !== -1) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.mpreg === 1) {
-		return true; /* pregmod end */
-	} else if (slave.ovaries === 1) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
 window.isPlayerFertile = function(PC) {
 	if (!PC) {
 		return null;
@@ -189,229 +129,6 @@ window.isPlayerFertile = function(PC) {
 	}
 };
 
-window.canAchieveErection = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.dick < 7 && slave.dick > 0 && slave.drugs !== 'hormone blockers' && (slave.balls > 0 ? slave.hormoneBalance < 100 : slave.hormoneBalance <= -100) && slave.ballType !== 'sterile') {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canPenetrate = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (!canAchieveErection(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.chastityPenis === 1) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.dick > 7) {
-		return false;
-	}
-	return true;
-};
-
-window.canSee = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.eyes > -2) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canHear = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if ((slave.hears > -2) && (slave.earwear !== "deafening ear plugs")) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canSmell = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.smells > -1) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canTaste = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.tastes > -1) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canWalk = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.amp === 1) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (tooFatSlave(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (tooBigBreasts(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (tooBigDick(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (tooBigBalls(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (tooBigButt(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (tooBigBelly(slave)) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.heels === 0) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.shoes === "heels") {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.shoes === "extreme heels") {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.shoes === "boots") {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canTalk = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.accent > 2) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.voice === 0) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.lips > 95) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.collar === "dildo gag") {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.collar === "massive dildo gag") {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.collar === "ball gag") {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.collar === "bit gag") {
-		return false;
-	} else {
-		return true;
-	}
-};
-
-window.canDoAnal = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.chastityAnus === 1) {
-		return false;
-	}
-	return true;
-};
-
-window.canDoVaginal = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.vagina < 0) {
-		return false;
-	} else if (slave.chastityVagina === 1) {
-		return false;
-	}
-	return true;
-};
-
-window.tooFatSlave = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.weight > 190+(slave.muscles/5) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.weight > 130+(slave.muscles/20) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.weight > 160+(slave.muscles/15) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.weight > 185+(slave.muscles/10) && slave.physicalAge < 18) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.tooBigBreasts = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.boobs > 30000+(slave.muscles*100) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.boobs > 5000+(slave.muscles*10) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.boobs > 10000+(slave.muscles*20) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.boobs > 20000+(slave.muscles*50) && slave.physicalAge < 18) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.tooBigBelly = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.belly >= 450000+(slave.muscles*2000) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.belly >= 350000+(slave.muscles*1000) && slave.physicalAge >= 13) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.belly >= 30000+(slave.muscles*500) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.belly >= 150000+(slave.muscles*800) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.tooBigBalls = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.balls >= 30+(slave.muscles*.3) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.balls >= 60+(slave.muscles*.5) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.balls >= 90+(slave.muscles*.7)) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.tooBigDick = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.dick >= 20+(slave.muscles*.1) && slave.physicalAge <= 3 && slave.dick !== 0) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.dick >= 45+(slave.muscles*.3) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.dick >= 68+(slave.muscles*.4)) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
-window.tooBigButt = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	if (!slave) {
-		return null;
-	} else if (slave.butt > 10 && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
-		return true;
-	} else if (slave.butt > 14 && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
-		return true;
-	} else {
-		return false;
-	}
-};
-
 window.relationTargetWord = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	if (!slave) {
 		return null;
@@ -602,12 +319,6 @@ window.lispReplace = function (text) {
 	return text;
 };
 
-window.isVegetable = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
-	slave = slave || State.variables.activeSlave;
-	if(!slave) { return false; }
-	return (slave.fetish === 'mindbroken');
-};
-
 window.repGainSacrifice = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave, arcology) {
 	slave = slave || State.variables.activeSlave;
 	arcology = arcology || State.variables.arcologies[0];