diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/butt/buttplug.js b/src/npc/descriptions/butt/buttplug.js
index f1f570b0c33f8e906099bf3f5cc5a05e5f777119..eda8f53815e9c790dc38fef555aca17a43de2340 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/butt/buttplug.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/butt/buttplug.js
@@ -631,55 +631,42 @@ App.Desc.buttplug = function(slave, { market, eventDescription } = {}) {
 			r.push(`It causes a noticeable bulge in ${his} belly.`);
 		}
 	} else if (buttplug.width === 2) {
+		r.push(`It's`);
+		if (slave.anus < 2) {
+			r.push(`agonizingly stretched`);
+		} else if (slave.anus < 3) {
+			r.push(`uncomfortably stretched`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`comfortably stretched`);
+		}
 		if (buttplug.length === 1) {
-			r.push(`It's`);
-			if (slave.anus < 2) {
-				r.push(`agonizingly stretched`);
-			} else if (slave.anus < 3) {
-				r.push(`uncomfortably stretched`);
-			} else {
-				r.push(`comfortably stretched`);
-			}
 			r.push(`by a large ${slave.buttplug}.`);
 		} else {
-			r.push(`It's`);
-			if (slave.anus < 2) {
-				r.push(`agonizingly stretched`);
-			} else if (slave.anus < 3) {
-				r.push(`uncomfortably stretched`);
-			} else {
-				r.push(`comfortably stretched`);
-			}
 			r.push(`by a large and long ${slave.buttplug}. It causes a noticeable bulge in ${his} belly.`);
 		}
 	} else if (buttplug.width === 3) {
 		if (buttplug.length === 1) {
 			if (slave.anus < 4) {
 				r.push(`It's agonizingly stretched by a ${slave.buttplug} so huge ${his} anus is probably being stretched into a permanent gape.`);
-				if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
-					if (slave.fetish === "masochist" && slave.fetishKnown === 1 && slave.fetishStrength > 60) {
-						r.push(`${He}'s frequently in tears from the pain, which is so sharp it often tips ${him} over into spontaneous orgasm.`);
-					} else {
-						r.push(`${He} spends much of ${his} time sobbing with anal pain and fear at having ${his} hole ruined.`);
-					}
-				}
 			} else {
 				r.push(`Its ridiculous gape is comfortably filled by a huge ${slave.buttplug}.`);
 			}
 		} else {
 			if (slave.anus < 4) {
 				r.push(`It's agonizingly stretched by a ${slave.buttplug} so huge it causes ${his} belly to bulge and is likely stretching ${his} anus into a permanent gape.`);
-				if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
-					if (slave.fetish === "masochist" && slave.fetishKnown === 1 && slave.fetishStrength > 60) {
-						r.push(`${He}'s frequently in tears from the pain, which is so sharp it often tips ${him} over into spontaneous orgasm.`);
-					} else {
-						r.push(`${He} spends much of ${his} time sobbing with anal pain and fear at having ${his} hole ruined.`);
-					}
-				}
 			} else {
 				r.push(`Its ridiculous gape is comfortably filled by a wide and long ${slave.buttplug}. It causes a noticeable bulge in ${his} belly.`);
 			}
 		}
+		if (slave.anus < 4) {
+			if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+				if (slave.fetish === "masochist" && slave.fetishKnown === 1 && slave.fetishStrength > 60) {
+					r.push(`${He}'s frequently in tears from the pain, which is so sharp it often tips ${him} over into spontaneous orgasm.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`${He} spends much of ${his} time sobbing with anal pain and fear at having ${his} hole ruined.`);
+				}
+			}
+		}
 	}
 
 	switch (buttplug.width) {