diff --git a/src/events/scheduled/murderAttempt.js b/src/events/scheduled/murderAttempt.js
index 2bd09852289311bff83fa65ba7787bf922192ac8..0658ce536e8acc95f4471182208393eba1592f9b 100644
--- a/src/events/scheduled/murderAttempt.js
+++ b/src/events/scheduled/murderAttempt.js
@@ -273,8 +273,8 @@ App.Events.murderAttempt = function() {
 			case "trade":
 				paragraphStart.push(`${companyName} is planning a trade deal with an old world corporation that wants to expand into the Free Cities, but with the added twist of effectively robbing them during this. Their problem is they need something to show them and your arcology would ideal for this. Your role would be simple, just follow a short script before leaving both sides to negotiate. If everything goes well, your share could be in the six digit realm, but if something goes wrong, your reputation would be severely damaged.`);
 				options.push(
-					new App.Events.Result("A windfall like this doesn't come by every day. Of course you'll take this opportunity.", accept()),
-					new App.Events.Result("The potential winnings are not worth the risk. You will not be a part of their plans.", refused())
+					new App.Events.Result("A windfall like this doesn't come by every day. Of course you'll take this opportunity.", accept),
+					new App.Events.Result("The potential winnings are not worth the risk. You will not be a part of their plans.", refused)
 				);
 				break;
 			case "slave":
@@ -290,9 +290,9 @@ App.Events.murderAttempt = function() {
 						accept("star"), `Costs ${cashFormat(250000)}`));
 				}
 				if (V.cash < 50000) {
-					options.push(new App.Events.Result("You couldn't afford to enslave someone even if you wanted to.", refused()));
+					options.push(new App.Events.Result("You couldn't afford to enslave someone even if you wanted to.", refused));
 				} else {
-					options.push(new App.Events.Result(`You'll pass on the offer.`, refused()));
+					options.push(new App.Events.Result(`You'll pass on the offer.`, refused));
 				}
 				break;
 			case "drug":
@@ -303,14 +303,14 @@ App.Events.murderAttempt = function() {
 					options.push(new App.Events.Result(null, null, "You don't have the cash required to buy the drug."));
 				}
 				options.push(
-					new App.Events.Result("The downsides are not worth it.", refused())
+					new App.Events.Result("The downsides are not worth it.", refused)
 				);
 				break;
 			case "military":
 				paragraphStart.push(`${companyName} is part of an endeavor to carve out a new Free City in the old world. While being too far away to influence your local political climate, it is certainly a new milestone in their growing dominance over the old world. Your mercenaries are known to be veterans in fighting in such territory and that you supply them with state-of-the-art equipment, so it is only natural for the company to ask you to join in this operation. Shipping your mercenaries around the globe would be a big expense, but all participants who don't get a share of the colony itself will receive hefty compensation.`);
 				options.push(
-					new App.Events.Result("This is a worthy endeavor. Of course you will help out.", accept()),
-					new App.Events.Result("Military operations tend to be a net loss most of the time. You will watch with interest, but not a vested one.", refused())
+					new App.Events.Result("This is a worthy endeavor. Of course you will help out.", accept),
+					new App.Events.Result("Military operations tend to be a net loss most of the time. You will watch with interest, but not a vested one.", refused)
 				);
 				break;
 		}