diff --git a/js/003-data/gameVariableData.js b/js/003-data/gameVariableData.js
index 1fe225790b60bc35c615fa40d9d33cef17dd9ae4..df0f8ab83d85e310cd1522807e1f8584514124a6 100644
--- a/js/003-data/gameVariableData.js
+++ b/js/003-data/gameVariableData.js
@@ -1104,7 +1104,56 @@ App.Data.defaultGameStateVariables = {
dinnerParty: 0
},
NaNArray: [],
- fcnn: [],
+ fcnn: [
+ "...coming up at the top of the hour: Catgirl slaves, science fact or science fiction...",
+ "...coming up at the top of the hour: Malnockestivi Smith, Free Cities' first MtFtMtFtH transgendered person...",
+ "...new arcology construction up 23% worldwide this year, according to...",
+ "...United States Congress spends 1,264th consecutive day gridlocked over post office...",
+ "...coming up at the top of the hour: Arcology owners: oversexed oligarchs or attractive, oversexed oligarchs?...",
+ "...coming up at the top of the hour: Anal sex: not just for sex any more...",
+ "...coming up at the top of the hour: Oral sex: the new hello...",
+ "...new book by prominent feminist suggests that women should not be used as sexual appliances...",
+ "...just ahead, interview with Desha Moore, prominent advocate for compulsory female enslavement...",
+ "...just ahead, Slave Market Trends: will the pierced anus be in again this year...",
+ "...just ahead, Slave Market Trends: upstart slave trainers avoid implants...",
+ "...implant technology firm BusTech notches successful initial public offering...",
+ "...the upcoming shortage of authentic leather and what it means for the whip industry...",
+ "...dairy conglomerate Creem Inc. denies allegations of adulterating breast milk with...",
+ "...two-time award-winning actress Linda Loveless debuted new implants on the red carpet this...",
+ "...dick size: are your slaves lying to you when they tell you you're too big...",
+ "...just ahead, slave expert's opinion on best shemale slaves to use for double penetration...",
+ "...Free Cities social conservatives criticize marriage, say your slaves should be enough...",
+ "...councilman Taggart suggested in a public address that involuntary enslavement...",
+ "...councilman Taggart denies allegations that he has remained faithful to his wife...",
+ "...councilman Taggart presented evidence that regulation of the sex slave market would...",
+ "...after a word from our sponsors. Creem Inc.: for all your dairy needs...",
+ "...after a word from our sponsors. Horstmann Ltd, Free Cities' finest whipmakers...",
+ "...after a word from our sponsors. Coming soon to theaters, Quintuple, the musical...",
+ "...critical of low-end slave training corporation Wallerson & Sons for practices that they say...",
+ "...training corporation Wallerson & Sons called a study on slave illness rates 'ludicrous,' but...",
+ "...our tech correspondent: the possibilities of virally-administered gene therapy...",
+ "...our tech correspondent: breakthrough in in-vitro drug treatments that promise to...",
+ "...our tech correspondent: next year to see release of two competing aphrodisiacs...",
+ "...our tech correspondent: the coming permanent aphrodisiac implants, and what they mean...",
+ "...Sex Slaves in Space: what it takes to keep a mining crew happy for an 18-month contract...",
+ "...the implant-drug balance: how much tissue growth is necessary to support larger...",
+ "...the actress stated that the cut to full nudity in the script violated contractual...",
+ "...doping scandal as Slave Games watchdog alleges champion used internal reservoir of lube...",
+ "...next on Extreme Surgery: the mouthpussy experimenters and what they...",
+ "...'A hole's a hole,' said CEO of upstart budget glory hole franchise...",
+ "...underground slave pit fights step into the light this evening as...",
+ "...underground slave pit fight champion, freed yesterday, sells herself back into...",
+ "...with the lead designer of the MP17, the new machine pistol marketed specifically for bodyguards...",
+ "...the new Aegis drone series: because your arcology's security is your most important possession...",
+ "...the BAe Goshawk: because you deserve to travel at twice the speed of sound in the finest style...",
+ "...this year's Goat.cx award for outstanding orifice innovation goes to...",
+ "...public controversy over cannibalism. Decadence taken too far or an acceptable next step...",
+ "...sixth day of street cleaners' strike. Spokesman for the strikers: 'It's getting too nasty...",
+ "...debuts new book, 'So Long, And Thanks For All The Dicks', in which the recently retired sex slaves tell-all about...",
+ "...cure for lactose intolerance, for which he was awarded the International Association of Pastoralist...",
+ "...from the Free Cities have become increasingly common clientele for the black market...",
+ "...a risky gamble on the three-hour-long hardcore sex scene, but the box office figures for just...",
+ ],
// HACKY EVENT WORKAROUNDS
eventID: -1,
// INCORPORATED MODS
diff --git a/src/init/storyInit.tw b/src/init/storyInit.tw
index 1fd0439fed668414d7c004c1df1ea7c42ea3d41e..6165720267cd37fe2da34101b9575efe13212dc6 100644
--- a/src/init/storyInit.tw
+++ b/src/init/storyInit.tw
@@ -300,56 +300,6 @@ You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with thi
<<set $customSlave = new App.Entity.CustomSlaveOrder()>>
<<set $huskSlave = new App.Entity.CustomSlaveOrder()>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...coming up at the top of the hour: Catgirl slaves, science fact or science fiction...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...coming up at the top of the hour: Malnockestivi Smith, Free Cities' first MtFtMtFtH transgendered person...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...new arcology construction up 23% worldwide this year, according to...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...United States Congress spends 1,264th consecutive day gridlocked over post office...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...coming up at the top of the hour: Arcology owners: oversexed oligarchs or attractive, oversexed oligarchs?...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...coming up at the top of the hour: Anal sex: not just for sex any more...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...coming up at the top of the hour: Oral sex: the new hello...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...new book by prominent feminist suggests that women should not be used as sexual appliances...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...just ahead, interview with Desha Moore, prominent advocate for compulsory female enslavement...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...just ahead, Slave Market Trends: will the pierced anus be in again this year...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...just ahead, Slave Market Trends: upstart slave trainers avoid implants...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...implant technology firm BusTech notches successful initial public offering...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...the upcoming shortage of authentic leather and what it means for the whip industry...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...dairy conglomerate Creem Inc. denies allegations of adulterating breast milk with...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...two-time award-winning actress Linda Loveless debuted new implants on the red carpet this...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...dick size: are your slaves lying to you when they tell you you're too big...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...just ahead, slave expert's opinion on best shemale slaves to use for double penetration...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...Free Cities social conservatives criticize marriage, say your slaves should be enough...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...councilman Taggart suggested in a public address that involuntary enslavement...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...councilman Taggart denies allegations that he has remained faithful to his wife...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...councilman Taggart presented evidence that regulation of the sex slave market would...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...after a word from our sponsors. Creem Inc.: for all your dairy needs...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...after a word from our sponsors. Horstmann Ltd, Free Cities' finest whipmakers...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...after a word from our sponsors. Coming soon to theaters, Quintuple, the musical...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...critical of low-end slave training corporation Wallerson & Sons for practices that they say...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...training corporation Wallerson & Sons called a study on slave illness rates 'ludicrous,' but...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...our tech correspondent: the possibilities of virally-administered gene therapy...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...our tech correspondent: breakthrough in in-vitro drug treatments that promise to...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...our tech correspondent: next year to see release of two competing aphrodisiacs...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...our tech correspondent: the coming permanent aphrodisiac implants, and what they mean...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...Sex Slaves in Space: what it takes to keep a mining crew happy for an 18-month contract...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...the implant-drug balance: how much tissue growth is necessary to support larger...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...the actress stated that the cut to full nudity in the script violated contractual...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...doping scandal as Slave Games watchdog alleges champion used internal reservoir of lube...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...next on Extreme Surgery: the mouthpussy experimenters and what they...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...'A hole's a hole,' said CEO of upstart budget glory hole franchise...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...underground slave pit fights step into the light this evening as...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...underground slave pit fight champion, freed yesterday, sells herself back into...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...with the lead designer of the MP17, the new machine pistol marketed specifically for bodyguards...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...the new Aegis drone series: because your arcology's security is your most important possession...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...the BAe Goshawk: because you deserve to travel at twice the speed of sound in the finest style...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...this year's Goat.cx award for outstanding orifice innovation goes to...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...public controversy over cannibalism. Decadence taken too far or an acceptable next step...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...sixth day of street cleaners' strike. Spokesman for the strikers: 'It's getting too nasty...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...debuts new book, 'So Long, And Thanks For All The Dicks', in which the recently retired sex slaves tell-all about...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...cure for lactose intolerance, for which he was awarded the International Association of Pastoralist...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...from the Free Cities have become increasingly common clientele for the black market...")>>
-<<set $fcnn.push("...a risky gamble on the three-hour-long hardcore sex scene, but the box office figures for just...")>>
-
-
<<= App.SF.Init()>>
<<goto "Alpha disclaimer">>