diff --git a/js/002-config/fc-js-init.js b/js/002-config/fc-js-init.js
index 550ee01672b9960ed4cbf4b99e439ee30785b1ff..c5c8c5e63e3daa5774f6cbb578156c0da08d0ea8 100644
--- a/js/002-config/fc-js-init.js
+++ b/js/002-config/fc-js-init.js
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ App.Data.HeroSlaves = {};
App.Data.Weather = {};
App.Debug = {};
App.Desc = {};
+App.Desc.Player = {};
App.Encyclopedia = {};
App.Encyclopedia.Entries = {};
App.EndWeek = {};
diff --git a/src/player/desc/boobs.js b/src/player/desc/boobs.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..12d4fa3b0fa260d097bcb69897e1aafb61dd44d9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/player/desc/boobs.js
@@ -0,0 +1,323 @@
+App.Desc.Player.boobs = function(slave) {
+ const r = [];
+ let frag;
+ const passage = passage();
+
+ if (passage === "Manage Personal Affairs") {
+ if (V.PC.boobs >= 1400) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">pair of H-cup breasts.</span>`);
+ if (V.PC.boobsImplant > 0) {
+ r.push(`They are big, round, and obviously implants. They barely move when you fuck your slaves.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`They are all natural, heavy, and a bit saggy though they have some perk to them. Once they get going, it's hard to make them stop.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel even more enormous lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1200) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">pair of G-cup breasts.</span>`);
+ if (V.PC.boobsImplant > 0) {
+ r.push(`They are kind of rounded and much too perky for their size to pass as real. They have a bit of bounce to them as you fuck a ${slave}.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`They are all natural and a little heavy. The bounce everywhere when you fuck your slaves.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel even more huge lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1000) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">pair of F-cup breasts.</span>`);
+ if (V.PC.boobsImplant > 0) {
+ r.push(`They are nice, perky and not obviously implants. Though the way they move when you fuck a slave pins them as such.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`They are nice and perky, despite their size. They bounce lewdly as you fuck your slaves.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 800) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">healthy pair of DD-cup breasts.</span> They are nice, perky and jiggle pleasantly with your every move.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel fuller lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 650) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">pair of D-cup breasts.</span> They are nice, perky and bounce pleasantly as you fuck your slaves.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 500) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">pair of C-cup breasts.</span> They are nice and perky, with just a little bounce when you fuck your slaves.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 400) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">pair of B-cup breasts.</span> They are nice and perky, with almost no bounce when you fuck your slaves.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 300) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">tiny pair of A-cup breasts.</span> They are nice and perky, but that's about it.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`They feel a bit bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`Your chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`Your chest is covered in dense freckles.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.title === 1) {
+ r.push(`you have a <span class="orange">masculine chest.</span>`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your chest feels swollen; the beads of milk forming on your nipples tells you why.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`Your chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`Your chest is covered in dense freckles.`);
+ }
+ } else {
+ r.push(`</span>you're flat.</span> You have nothing in the breast department.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your nipples cap a pair of painfully swollen bumps; milk beads from them at the slightest provocation.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`Your chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`Your chest is covered in dense freckles.`);
+ }
+ }
+ } else if (passage === "Economics") {
+ if (V.PC.career === "servant") {
+ if (V.PC.boobs >= 1400) {
+ r.push(`You've gotten your dress let out to accommodate your huge bust.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1200) {
+ r.push(`Your dress bulges with your big breasts.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1000) {
+ r.push(`Your dress feels tight around your breasts.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.career === "escort") {
+ if (V.PC.boobs >= 1400) {
+ r.push(`Your top strains as it struggles to cover your nipples, letting your huge`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`, freckled`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`, densely freckled`);
+ }
+ r.push(` bust bulge lewdly around it.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1200) {
+ r.push(`Your top can barely contain your big`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`, freckled`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`, heavily freckled`);
+ }
+ r.push(` breasts, leaving you looking sluttier than ever.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1000) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts spill over your slutty`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`top, showing off your freckled cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`top, freckle packed cleavage.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`top.`);
+ }
+ }
+ } else {
+ if (V.PC.boobs >= 1400) {
+ r.push(`You've gotten your top retailored to fit your huge bust.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1200) {
+ r.push(`Your top strains against your big breasts`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`breasts, revealing a peak of freckled cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`breasts, revealing a peak of densely freckled cleavage.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`breasts.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1000) {
+ r.push(`Your top feels tight around your breasts.`);
+ }
+ }
+ } else {
+ if (V.PC.boobs >= 1400) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`enormous with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`enormous and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`enormous.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.boobsImplant > 0) {
+ r.push(`They are big, round, and obviously implants. They insist on maintaining their shape no matter how you move.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`They are all natural, heavy, and a bit saggy though they retain some perk. Every single move you make sends ripples through your cleavage. You catch yourself watching them move in the mirror every so often.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel even more enormous lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1200) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`huge with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`huge and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`huge.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.boobsImplant > 0) {
+ r.push(`They are unnaturally perky for their size. When you shake them, they barely move.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`They are all natural and a little heavy. They bounce lewdly when you shake them and take a little too long to calm down.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel even more huge lately; this is this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 1000) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are pretty`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`big with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`big and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`big.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.boobsImplant > 0) {
+ r.push(`They are nice, perky and not obviously implants. They jiggle only slightly when you shake them though.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`They are nice and perky, despite their size. They bounce lewdly when you shake them.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 800) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are on the larger side of`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`things, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`things.`);
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 650) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are certainly`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`eye-catching with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`eye-catching and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`eye-catching.`);
+ }
+ r.push(`They are nice and perky, with just the right amount of bounce when you shake them.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 500) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are fairly average, at least to old world`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`standards, with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`standards, and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`standards.`);
+ }
+ r.push(`They are very perky, but aren't big enough to have a nice bounce when you shake them.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 400) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts are considered small by most`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`standards, with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`standards, and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`standards.`);
+ }
+ r.push(`Their size makes them extremely perky, at the cost of having little to no bounce.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.boobs >= 300) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts, if they can even be called that, are`);
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ r.push(`covered in a light spray of freckles.`);
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ r.push(`covered in dense freckles.`);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`tiny even by old world standards.`);
+ }
+ r.push(`On the plus side, no chance of sag.`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ r.push(`Your breasts feel more substantial lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.`);
+ }
+ } else if (V.PC.title === 1) {
+ r.push(`Your chest is quite`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ frag = `masculine, though the pair of wet spots forming over your nipples suggest otherwise,`;
+ } else {
+ frag = `masculine`;
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ frag += ` and covered in a light spray of freckles.`;
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ frag += ` and covered in dense freckles.`;
+ } else {
+ frag += `.`; // all this frag bs is to make sure there is no space before the period. Sigh.
+ }
+ r.push(frag);
+ } else {
+ r.push(`Your chest is`);
+ if (V.PC.lactation > 0) {
+ frag = `non-existent, save for the pair of bulging milk glands beneath your nipples,`;
+ } else {
+ frag = `non-existent`;
+ }
+ if (V.PC.markings === "freckles") {
+ frag += ` and covered in a light spray of freckles.`;
+ } else if (V.PC.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+ frag += ` and covered in dense freckles.`;
+ } else {
+ frag += `.`;
+ }
+ }
+ }
+ return r.join(" ");
+};
diff --git a/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw b/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw
index 3b36ea4884a7679a7d43e8a72de958a43d492823..1569f34830a2bdf2492b1e0e16cb31d65fd7186a 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
<</if>>
<<if ($playerAging != 0)>>Your birthday is <<if $PC.birthWeek == 51>>next week<<else>>in <<print 52-$PC.birthWeek>> weeks<</if>>.<</if>>
Looking down,
- <<PlayerBoobs>>
+ <<= App.Desc.Player.boobs()>>
<<PlayerBelly>>
<<if $PC.prostate > 2 && $PC.belly < 10000>> Your pubic mound bulges outward noticeably thanks to your massive prostate.<<elseif $PC.prostate == 2 && $PC.belly < 5000>> Your pubic mound swells outward slightly due to your oversized prostate.<</if>>
Beneath all that,
diff --git a/src/pregmod/personalNotes.tw b/src/pregmod/personalNotes.tw
index 107146bd8eea66eca10f1f17db64d007f78bac09..aadb19b6dd149d08acde929f323085b4bd64c274 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/personalNotes.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/personalNotes.tw
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
<<if $useTabs == 0>>__Personal Notes__<</if>>
<br>
<<if ($playerAging != 0)>>Your birthday is <<if $PC.birthWeek == 51>>next week<<if $playerAging == 2>>; you'll be turning <<print $PC.actualAge+1>><</if>><<else>>in <<print 52-$PC.birthWeek>> weeks<</if>>.<</if>>
-<<PlayerBoobs>>
+<<= App.Desc.Player.boobs()>>
<<PlayerBelly>>
<<PlayerCrotch>>
<<PlayerButt>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/widgets/playerDescriptionWidgets.tw b/src/pregmod/widgets/playerDescriptionWidgets.tw
index fb9f61c052366eb36fe465c7505b5387765b190a..6a6345efc76c930872f5ebe3365fc6d3c27b8b3d 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/widgets/playerDescriptionWidgets.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/widgets/playerDescriptionWidgets.tw
@@ -1,272 +1,5 @@
:: player description widgets [nobr widget]
-<<widget "PlayerBoobs">>
-
-<<set _passage = passage()>>
-
-<<if _passage == "Manage Personal Affairs">>
- <<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
- you have a @@.orange;pair of H-cup breasts.@@
- <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
- They are big, round, and obviously implants. They barely move when you fuck your slaves.
- <<else>>
- They are all natural, heavy, and a bit saggy though they have some perk to them. Once they get going, it's hard to make them stop.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel even more enormous lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
- you have a @@.orange;pair of G-cup breasts.@@
- <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
- They are kind of rounded and much too perky for their size to pass as real. They have a bit of bounce to them as you fuck a slave.
- <<else>>
- They are all natural and a little heavy. The bounce everywhere when you fuck your slaves.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel even more huge lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
- you have a @@.orange;pair of F-cup breasts.@@
- <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
- They are nice, perky and not obviously implants. Though the way they move when you fuck a slave pins them as such.
- <<else>>
- They are nice and perky, despite their size. They bounce lewdly as you fuck your slaves.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
- you have a @@.orange;healthy pair of DD-cup breasts.@@ They are nice, perky and jiggle pleasantly with your every move.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel fuller lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
- you have a @@.orange;pair of D-cup breasts.@@ They are nice, perky and bounce pleasantly as you fuck your slaves.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
- you have a @@.orange;pair of C-cup breasts.@@ They are nice and perky, with just a little bounce when you fuck your slaves.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 400>>
- you have a @@.orange;pair of B-cup breasts.@@ They are nice and perky, with almost no bounce when you fuck your slaves.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
- you have a @@.orange;tiny pair of A-cup breasts.@@ They are nice and perky, but that's about it.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- They feel a bit bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- Your chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- Your chest is covered in dense freckles.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.title == 1>>
- you have a @@.orange;masculine chest.@@
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your chest feels swollen; the beads of milk forming on your nipples tells you why.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- Your chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- Your chest is covered in dense freckles.
- <</if>>
- <<else>>
- @@you're flat.@@ You have nothing in the breast department.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your nipples cap a pair of painfully swollen bumps; milk beads from them at the slightest provocation.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- Your chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- Your chest is covered in dense freckles.
- <</if>>
- <</if>>
-<<elseif _passage == "Economics">>
- <<if $PC.career == "servant">>
- <<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
- You've gotten your dress let out to accommodate your huge bust.
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
- Your dress bulges with your big breasts.
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
- Your dress feels tight around your breasts.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
- <<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
- Your top strains as it struggles to cover your nipples, letting your huge<<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>, freckled<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>, densely freckled<</if>> bust bulge lewdly around it.
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
- Your top can barely contain your big<<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>, freckled<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>, heavily freckled<</if>> breasts, leaving you looking sluttier than ever.
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
- Your breasts spill over your slutty top<<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>, showing off your freckled cleavage<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>, freckle packed cleavage<</if>>.
- <</if>>
- <<else>>
- <<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
- You've gotten your top retailored to fit your huge bust.
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
- Your top strains against your big breasts<<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>, revealing a peak of freckled cleavage<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>, revealing a peak of densely freckled cleavage<</if>>.
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
- Your top feels tight around your breasts.
- <</if>>
- <</if>>
-<<else>>
- <<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
- Your breasts are
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- enormous with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- enormous and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <<else>>
- enormous.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
- They are big, round, and obviously implants. They insist on maintaining their shape no matter how you move.
- <<else>>
- They are all natural, heavy, and a bit saggy though they retain some perk. Every single move you make sends ripples through your cleavage. You catch yourself watching them move in the mirror every so often.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel even more enormous lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
- Your breasts are
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- huge with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- huge and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <<else>>
- huge.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
- They are unnaturally perky for their size. When you shake them, they barely move.
- <<else>>
- They are all natural and a little heavy. They bounce lewdly when you shake them and take a little too long to calm down.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel even more huge lately; this is this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
- Your breasts are pretty
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- big with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- big and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <<else>>
- big.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
- They are nice, perky and not obviously implants. They jiggle only slightly when you shake them though.
- <<else>>
- They are nice and perky, despite their size. They bounce lewdly when you shake them.
- <</if>>
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
- Your breasts are on the larger side of things<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples<</if>>.
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- The tops of your breasts and your cleavage are lightly freckled.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- They are covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
- Your breasts are certainly
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- eye-catching with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- eye-catching and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <<else>>
- eye-catching.
- <</if>>
- They are nice and perky, with just the right amount of bounce when you shake them.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
- Your breasts are fairly average, at least to old world
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- standards, with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- standards, and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <<else>>
- standards.
- <</if>>
- They are very perky, but aren't big enough to have a nice bounce when you shake them.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 400>>
- Your breasts are considered small by most
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- standards, with light freckling on the tops and in your cleavage.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- standards, and covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
- <<else>>
- standards.
- <</if>>
- Their size makes them extremely perky, at the cost of having little to no bounce.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel bigger lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
- Your breasts, if they can even be called that, are
- <<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>
- covered in a light spray of freckles.
- <<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>
- covered in dense freckles.
- <<else>>
- tiny even by old world standards.
- <</if>>
- On the plus side, no chance of sag.
- <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>
- Your breasts feel more substantial lately; this is likely a side effect of your lactation, though you could do without the wet spots forming over your nipples.
- <</if>>
- <<elseif $PC.title == 1>>
- Your chest is quite masculine<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>, though the pair of wet spots forming over your nipples suggest otherwise,<</if>><<if $PC.markings == "freckles">> and covered in a light spray of freckles<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">> and covered in dense freckles<</if>>.
- <<else>>
- Your chest is non-existent<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>, save for the pair of bulging milk glands beneath your nipples,<</if>><<if $PC.markings == "freckles">> and covered in a light spray of freckles<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">> and covered in dense freckles<</if>>.
- <</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<</widget>>
-
<<widget "PlayerBelly">>
<<set _passage = passage()>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/officeDescription.tw b/src/uncategorized/officeDescription.tw
index 9285a8b0b52caeeda008199566f6a0082cf6286c..c82d5670aae6ec7a3a3c9ad65c054743146b25b3 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/officeDescription.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/officeDescription.tw
@@ -194,7 +194,7 @@
A small mirror resides on your desk, facing you.
A $PC.visualAge year old, $PC.faceShape<<if $PC.markings == "freckles">>, freckled<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">>, densely freckled<</if>> face stares back at you.
<<if ($playerAging != 0) && $PC.birthWeek == 51>>You'll be turning <<print $PC.actualAge+1>> next week.<</if>>
-<<PlayerBoobs>>
+<<= App.Desc.Player.boobs()>>
<<PlayerBelly>>
<<PlayerCrotch>>
<<PlayerButt>>