diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw b/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw
index 3748486129253543ba6c7be04fd9e9222154e358..a0d2d5998e94805d7a1f3e53f45d9d6e1f124548 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw
@@ -7,7 +7,11 @@
 <<set $retired = 1>>
 
 <<set $activeSlave = getSlave($retiree)>>
-<<set _playerName = $PC.name, _playerName = nameReplace(_playerName)>>
+<<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
+	<<set _playerName = lispReplace($PC.name)>>
+<<else>>
+	<<set _playerName = $PC.name>>
+<</if>>
 <<Enunciate $activeSlave>>
 
 $activeSlave.slaveName is retiring from sexual slavery this week,
@@ -100,7 +104,7 @@ As she takes her leave, heading the short distance down to her modest little apa
 	<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		She gestures her thanks, and ironically indicates that she'll see you around.
 	<<else>>
-		"Well, thank<<s>>, <<Master>>, um, I mean $PC.name. I g-gue<<ss>> I'll <<s>>ee you around. I mean, the arcology. Anyway. Bye."
+		"Well, thank<<s>>, <<Master>>, um, I mean _playerName. I g-gue<<ss>> I'll <<s>>ee you around. I mean, the arcology. Anyway. Bye."
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.devotion > 95>>
 		She turns resolutely away and flees, trying to choke back her tears.