From 737ddb06163ababbe22c0ca240bdb472bac713a6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: ezsh <ezsh.junk@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 25 May 2019 15:58:47 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] Convert boob description widgets implementation to JS

---
 .eslintrc.json                             |   18 +-
 src/js/SlaveState.js                       |   16 +-
 src/js/descriptionWidgets.js               |   38 +
 src/js/descriptionWidgets/boobs.js         | 1726 ++++++++++++++++++++
 src/js/descriptionWidgets/piercing.js      |   53 +
 src/js/slaveListing.js                     |    6 -
 src/js/walkPastJS.js                       |   12 +-
 src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw         |   30 +-
 src/utility/descriptionWidgets.tw          |   36 +-
 src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw     | 1462 +----------------
 src/utility/descriptionWidgetsPiercings.tw |   30 +-
 11 files changed, 1872 insertions(+), 1555 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 src/js/descriptionWidgets/boobs.js
 create mode 100644 src/js/descriptionWidgets/piercing.js

diff --git a/.eslintrc.json b/.eslintrc.json
index 620e90e3ba9..79f2fa4db6e 100644
--- a/.eslintrc.json
+++ b/.eslintrc.json
@@ -52,8 +52,22 @@
 		"comma-style": "warn",
 		"object-curly-newline": ["warn",
 			{
-				"minProperties": 4,
-				"consistent": true
+				"ObjectExpression":{
+					"minProperties": 4,
+					"consistent": true
+				},
+				"ImportDeclaration": {
+					"minProperties": 4,
+					"consistent": true
+				},
+				"ExportDeclaration": {
+					"minProperties": 4,
+					"consistent": true
+				},
+				"ObjectPattern": {
+					"minProperties": 8,
+					"consistent": true
+				}
 			}
 		],
 		"object-curly-spacing": "warn",
diff --git a/src/js/SlaveState.js b/src/js/SlaveState.js
index d1439399557..c3dcfd72e1e 100644
--- a/src/js/SlaveState.js
+++ b/src/js/SlaveState.js
@@ -717,7 +717,15 @@ App.Entity.SlaveState = class SlaveState {
 		 * * 3950-4299 - Q-cup
 		 * * 4300-4699 - R-cup
 		 * * 4700-5099 - S-cup
-		 * * 5100-10499- massive
+		 * * 5100-5499 - T-cup
+		 * * 5500-6499 - U-cup
+		 * * 6500-6999 - V-cup
+		 * * 7000-7499 - X-cup
+		 * * 7500-7999 - Y-cup
+		 * * 8000-8499 - Z-cup
+		 * * 8500-19999 - obscenely massive
+		 * * 20000-29999 - beanbag sized
+		 * * 30000-48000 - room filling
 		 */
 		this.boobs = 0;
 		/** breast engorgement from unmilked tits */
@@ -2394,3 +2402,9 @@ App.Entity.SlaveState = class SlaveState {
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} s
  * @returns {void}
 */
+
+/**
+ * @callback slaveTestCallback
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {boolean}
+ */
diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
index eb10bc3a5ef..7c0d7c23189 100644
--- a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
@@ -638,3 +638,41 @@ App.Desc.amputee = function(slave) {
 		return r;
 	}
 };
+
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.inscrip = function(slave) {
+	const V = State.variables;
+
+	function fetishToObject() {
+		switch (slave.fetish) {
+			case "buttslut":
+				return "Buttsex!";
+			case "cumslut":
+				return "Cum!";
+			case "masochist":
+			case "sadist":
+				return "Rape!";
+			case "dom":
+				return "Topping!";
+			case "submissive":
+				return "Subbing!";
+			case "boobs":
+				return "Tits!";
+			case "pregnancy":
+				return "Sperm!";
+		}
+		if (slave.energy > 95) {
+			return "Cock!";
+		}
+		return null;
+	}
+
+	let object = slave.fetishKnown === 1 ? fetishToObject() : null;
+	if (!object) {
+		object = V.PC.title === 0 ? "Mistress!" : "Master!";
+	}
+	return `"I <3 ${object}"`;
+};
diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets/boobs.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets/boobs.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..25d3823b814
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets/boobs.js
@@ -0,0 +1,1726 @@
+App.Desc.boobBits = function() {
+	'use strict';
+
+	const data = {
+		300: {
+			cup: "flat", anCup: false, adjective: ["androgynous", "flat"], noun: ["chest"]
+		},
+		400: {
+			cup: "A-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["pointy", "tiny"], noun: ["chest"]
+		},
+		500: {
+			cup: "B-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["perky", "small"], noun: ["boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "tits"]
+		},
+		650: {
+			cup: "C-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["curved", "healthy"], noun: ["boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "bust", "tits"]
+		},
+		800: {
+			cup: "D-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["big", "sizable"], noun: ["boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "bust", "tits"]
+		},
+		1000: {
+			cup: "DD-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["big", "large"], noun: ["boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "bust", "tits"]
+		},
+		1200: {
+			cup: "F-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["hefty", "proud"], noun: ["boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		1400: {
+			cup: "G-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["hefty", "huge"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		1600: {
+			cup: "H-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["huge", "massive"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		1800: {
+			cup: "I-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["enormous", "massive"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		2050: {
+			cup: "J-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["enormous", "titanic"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		2300: {
+			cup: "K-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["stupendous", "titanic"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		2600: {
+			cup: "L-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["magnificent", "stupendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		2900: {
+			cup: "M-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["magnificent", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		3250: {
+			cup: "N-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["awe-inspiring", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		3600: {
+			cup: "O-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["absurd", "awe-inspiring"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		3950: {
+			cup: "P-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["attention-grabbing", "disproportionate"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		4300: {
+			cup: "Q-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["massive", "shocking"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		4700: {
+			cup: "R-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["jaw-dropping", "unreal"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		5100: {
+			cup: "S-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		5500: {
+			cup: "T-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		6500: {
+			cup: "U-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		7000: {
+			cup: "V-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		7500: {
+			cup: "X-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		8000: {
+			cup: "Y-cup", anCup: true, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders"]
+		},
+		8500: {
+			cup: "Z-cup", anCup: false, adjective: ["astounding", "tremendous"], noun: ["boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders"]
+		},
+		20000: {
+			cup: "", anCup: false,
+			adjective: ["obscenely massive", "enormous"],
+			noun: ["boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders", "masses of breastflesh"]
+		},
+		30000: {
+			cup: "", anCup: false,
+			adjective: ["beanbag sized"],
+			noun: ["boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders", "masses of breastflesh"]
+		},
+		50000: {
+			cup: "", anCup: false,
+			adjective: ["room filling"],
+			noun: ["boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders", "masses of breastflesh"]
+		},
+	};
+
+	return {
+		cup: getCup,
+		adjective: getAdjective,
+		noun: getNoun,
+		format: format
+	};
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {number} volume
+	 * @returns {{cup: string, anCup: boolean, adjective: string[], noun: string[]}}
+	 */
+	function _getRec(volume) {
+		for (const p in data) {
+			// @ts-ignore
+			if (p >= volume) {
+				return data[p];
+			}
+		}
+		return data[50000];
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {number} volume in CCs
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function getCup(volume) {
+		return _getRec(volume).cup;
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {number} volume in CCs
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function getAdjective(volume) {
+		return _getRec(volume).adjective.random();
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {number} volume in CCs
+	 * @param {boolean} [cup] prepend cup
+	 * @param {boolean} [adjective] prepend adjective
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function getNoun(volume, cup = true, adjective = true) {
+		let r = "";
+		const rec = _getRec(volume);
+		if (adjective ) {
+			r += rec.adjective.random() + ' ';
+		}
+		if (cup && rec.cup.length > 0) {
+			r += rec.cup + ' ';
+		}
+		r += rec.noun.random();
+		return r;
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * Formats a textual breast description, according to the format string
+	 * @param {string} format
+	 * @param {number} volume
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 *
+	 * The following placeholders are supported:
+	 * '%CUP' => cup size (e.g. "C-cup")
+	 * '%ACUP' => cup size with article (a/an)
+	 * '%ADJ' => adjective (e.g. "small", "big")
+	 * '%NOUN' => plural noun (e.g. "boobs", "tits")
+	 * '%VOLUME' => the passed volume number
+	 */
+	function format(format, volume) {
+		const rec = _getRec(volume);
+		return format.replace(/%([A-Z]+)/g, (match, p1) => {
+			switch (p1) {
+				case 'ACUP':
+					return rec.cup.length > 0 ? ((rec.anCup ? 'an ' : 'a ') + rec.cup) : '';
+				case 'CUP':
+					return rec.cup;
+				case 'ADJ':
+					return rec.adjective.random();
+				case 'NOUN':
+					return rec.noun.random();
+				case 'VOLUME':
+					return num(volume);
+			}
+		});
+	}
+}();
+
+App.Desc.boobs = function() {
+	'use strict';
+	let V;
+/** @type {App.Utils.Pronouns} */
+	let pr;
+	/** @type {string} */
+	let he, his, him,
+		He, His,
+		girl;
+
+	return describe;
+
+	/**
+	 *
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @param {App.Utils.Pronouns} pronouns
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function describe(slave, pronouns) {
+		V = State.variables;
+		pr = pronouns || getPronouns(slave);
+		({he, his, him, He, His, girl} = pr);
+		if ((V.showClothing === 1) && (V.saleDescription === 0)) {
+			return outerInspection(slave) + ' ' + detailedInspection(slave);
+		} else {
+			return detailedInspection(slave);
+		}
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function outerInspection(slave) {
+		if (V.surgeryDescription === 1) { // unused in the game
+			if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+				return `${slave.slaveName}'s flat chest is bare and begging for surgery.`;
+			} else {
+				return `${slave.slaveName}'s breasts are bare and ready for surgery.`;
+			}
+		}
+
+		if ((slave.assignment === App.Data.Facilities.dairy.jobs.cow.assignment) && (V.dairyRestraintsSetting > 1)) {
+			return `${slave.slaveName}'s breasts are gently moving with the powerful pumping of the milkers attached to ${his} nipples.`;
+		}
+
+		return clothesInspection(slave);
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function clothesInspection(slave) {
+		const noun = App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false, false);
+		const adjNoun = App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false, true);
+		let r = '';
+
+		switch (slave.clothes) {
+			case "a Fuckdoll suit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s Fuckdoll suit `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 300) {
+					r += `fits each of ${his} ${adjNoun} `;
+					if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+						r += 'perfectly.';
+					} else if (slave.boobs > 300) {
+						r += 'individually.';
+					}
+				} else {
+					r += `is flat across ${his} chest.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "conservative clothing":
+				if (slave.boobs > 24000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing a tent-like sweater tailored to cover ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing a massively oversized custom sweater since nothing else comes close to modestly covering ${his} ${adjNoun}. Even so, it's stretched taut struggling to contain their immense mass.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing an oversized sweater, since that's the only top that will come close to covering ${his} ${adjNoun}. Even so, it's stretched taut just struggling to cover ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing an oversized sweater, since that's the only top that will cover ${his} ${adjNoun}. Even so, it's stretched taut over them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s blouse is professional, but can't conceal the gigantic dimensions of ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s blouse is professional, but can't conceal how big ${his} ${noun} are.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s blouse is professional and includes a pleated front over ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s blouse is professional and includes a pleated front over ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "chains":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} has a length of chain painfully`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += 'tightened around the base of each breast, forcing them out.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					switch (slave.nipples) {
+						case "huge":
+							r += `wrapped around each of ${his} huge nipples, since they are the only things protruding from ${his} chest.`;
+							break;
+						case "inverted":
+							r += `wrapped tightly across ${his} flat chest, through the cleft of ${his} inverted nipples.`;
+							break;
+						default:
+							r += `wrapped tightly across ${his} flat chest, directly over ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+					}
+				} else {
+					r += `looped under ${his} chest, forcing ${his} breasts up.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "Western clothing":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s flannel shirt`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `can't begin to contain ${his} ${adjNoun}, so ${he}'s just tied it under them for support.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `can't close over ${his} ${adjNoun}, so ${he}'s just buttoned it up to where they start and let them fill it out above that.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `tightly hugs ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `rests comfortably over ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "body oil":
+				if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s flat chest is covered in a sexy sheen of body oil.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are covered in a sexy sheen of body oil.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a toga":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are too big to cover with ${his} toga, so ${he} leaves them hanging free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing ${his} toga so as to leave one ${slave.nipples} nipple bare.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing ${his} toga so as to leave one breast bare.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a huipil":
+				if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${noun} are so big that they pull up ${his} huipil uncomfortably high, so ${he} needs to fold it between them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s huipil rests on ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing ${his} huipil which accentuates ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a slutty qipao":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s qipao`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `can't contain the immense size of ${his} ${adjNoun}, so ${he} wears a modified variant that lets ${his} ${noun} hang free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `barely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}, it strains to contain their absurd size. Breast flesh spills from any gap it can find.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `demurely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `demurely hugs ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `demurely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "uncomfortable straps":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s slave`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `outfit includes a network of straps to support ${his} ${adjNoun}, radiating outwards from the steel rings around ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `outfit has special straps for ${his} ${adjNoun}: one strap down the front of each with steel rings to let ${his} nipples through, and a strap around the base of each, painfully squeezing ${his} ${noun} out to make them seem even bigger.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `outfit's straining straps restrain the flesh of ${his} ${adjNoun} like a string bikini, with steel rings to let ${his} nipples through.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `outfit's straps pass over ${his} flat chest like a string bikini, with steel rings to let ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples through.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `outfit's straps pass over ${his} ${adjNoun} like a string bikini, with steel rings to let ${his} nipples through.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "shibari ropes":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are restrained by ${V.showInches === 2 ? 'yards and yards' : 'meters and meters'} of rope.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are tightly bound with rope, soft flesh pushing out from between them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `flat chest is tightly bound with rope, drawing attention to ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `chest is tightly bound with rope.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "restrictive latex":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} protrude through holes in ${his} latex suit, which are too small for them, painfully constricting ${him} and making them seem even bigger.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} protrude through holes in ${his} latex suit.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.nipples} nipples poke through holes in ${his} latex suit, since ${he} has nothing else protruding from ${his} chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `latex suit leaves ${his} chest bare.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "attractive lingerie":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `lace bra cannot cover the whole breast; its cups are half-moon shaped, and designed to offer what support they can to the bottom of them. They have disappeared completely under the immense quantity of breast flesh.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `lace bra cannot cover the whole breast; its cups are half-moon shaped, and designed to offer what support they can to the bottom of them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `sturdy lace bra supports ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `pretty lace bra hugs ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `pretty lace bra accentuates ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "kitty lingerie":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s lacy bra features a hole shaped liked a cat's head in the center of ${his} chest;`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${his} ${adjNoun} have stretched ${his} bra to the point that the hole is unrecognizable as anything feline.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `the size of ${his} ${adjNoun} severely stretches out the hole's shape.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `the size of ${his} ${adjNoun} stretches out the hole's shape.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `it lies flat against ${his} body.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `the hole lies directly over ${his} cleavage.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a succubus outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s corset ends just below ${his} ${slave.boobs < 300 ? 'non-existent' : ''} breasts, leaving them bare.`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `It hugs ${his} tightly and comes up to right under where they start, forcing them to spill over and hide its upper half.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 400) {
+					r += `It hugs ${his} tightly and comes up to right under where they start, presenting them like a push-up bra.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a slutty maid outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s maid dress stops below ${his} ${slave.boobs < 300 ? 'non-existent' : ''} breasts, but the outfit includes a thin white blouse`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `that fails to even come close to covering ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `that covers them to just over ${his} nipples when ${he} pulls it up over them. It's pulled down by ${his} ${adjNoun} whenever ${he} moves.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `that covers them to just over ${his} nipples, leaving a large area of deliciously unsupported and jiggling cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `that hugs ${his} flat chest and lets ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples protrude through the fabric.`;
+				} else {
+					r += 'to cover them.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a nice maid outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s maid dress front is almost conservative, covering ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ' with a tent-like billow of white fabric.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 6000) {
+					r += ' as best it can; it barely succeeds at its task, straining at the seams and allowing breast flesh to spill out of every available gap.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += ', though it cannot conceal their enormous mass.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `, though it does nothing to hide how flat ${he} is.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a fallen nuns habit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s latex habit includes a half-corset`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 20000) {
+					r += `, but it's completely invisible, being hidden under ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, but only the bottom edge is visible: the rest is swallowed up under ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += ` to force ${his} ${adjNoun} up and forward, forming a lot of cleavage even though they're bare.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += ` that tightly hugs ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += ` to force ${his} ${adjNoun} up and forward.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a chattel habit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s chattel habit's scapular covers ${his} shoulders and arms, but is open in front, leaving ${his} `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${noun} completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt, though this is buried under ${his} breasts.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 300) {
+					r += `boobs completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt, which is cinched up right under ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${adjNoun} completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt cinched around ${his} middle torso.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a penitent nuns habit":
+				r += `If ${he} fails to hold ${his} torso totally still, the coarse cloth of ${his} top agonizingly scrapes across ${his} nipples, bare under ${his} habit.`;
+				break;
+			case "a string bikini":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are so large that the little scraps of cloth intended for ${his} nipples can't really stay centered over them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} constantly pull ${his} nipples out from under the tiny scrap of cloth that ${his} string bikini affords them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} threaten to break out of ${his} straining string bikini top.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s string bikini top barely covers anything, affording only a tiny scrap of cloth for each nipple; not that there is much else to cover on ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s string bikini top barely covers anything, affording only a tiny scrap of cloth for each nipple.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a scalemail bikini":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${noun} are so large that it's a testament to ${his} scalemail top that it hasn't broken yet.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} constantly strain ${his} scalemail top.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s scalemail top contains ${his} ${adjNoun} well.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s scalemail bikini top easily covers everything, as there is not much to cover on ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s scalemail bikini top covers everything, while still flaunting it.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "striped panties":
+				if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} is completely bare.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are completely bare.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "clubslut netting":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} hang out the holes they tore in ${his} clubslut netting.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `clubslut netting is stretched ${slave.boobs > 4000 ? 'to the breaking point' : ''} by ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `clubslut netting hugs ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `clubslut netting hugs ${his} ${adjNoun} tightly.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a cheerleader outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s cheerleader top `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `can't support ${his} giant bust and is lost beneath ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `is strongly engineered, but it can barely support ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `gives ${him} an acre of cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `tightly clings to ${his} flat chest, prominently displaying ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `does its best to make ${his} ${adjNoun} look bigger than they are.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${noun} are so huge that ${his} t-shirt rests pathetically atop their mass.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${noun} are so big that ${his} t-shirt barely comes down over ${his} nipples, leaving a lot of underboob hanging out.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 1200) {
+					r += `t-shirt is held out and away from ${his} midriff by ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `t-shirt is tied across ${his} flat chest to bare ${his} midriff.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `t-shirt is tied up to bare ${his} midriff.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "spats and a tank top":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 20000) {
+					r += `tank top lies atop ${his} massive rack.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `tank top just barely covers ${his} nipples despite its fairly large size.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `tank top can never completely cover ${his} ${adjNoun}, giving varying amounts of underboob as ${he} moves about.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 1200) {
+					r += `midriff is open to see as ${his} ${adjNoun} makes ${his} tank top ride up.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `tank top is tight against ${his} ${slave.boobs < 300 ? 'flat' : ''} chest.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a slutty outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `has given up trying to contain ${his} immense bust and is now choosing outfits that allow ${his} breasts to hang free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `has to be careful choosing slutty outfits that can restrain ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `has to be careful choosing slutty outfits that can handle ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `chooses slutty outfits that go well on a ${girl} with no tits.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `chooses slutty outfits that accentuate ${his} ${noun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a slave gown":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s slave gown `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `is no longer able to cover ${his} ${adjNoun}. Instead, it has been redesigned to draw the eye to them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `is carefully engineered and is somehow able to cover the enormous mass of ${his} breasts.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `is carefully tailored, tastefully covering yet enhancing ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `is carefully tailored to closely hug ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `subtly accentuates ${his} ${noun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a halter top dress":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are far too big for ${his} dress to contain; instead it has been redesigned to allow them to hang freely.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are spill out from every available space in ${his} beautiful halter top dress.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are bulging inside a beautiful halter top dress.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s is draped inside a beautiful halter top dress, making ${his} ${adjNoun} the center of attention.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing a beautiful silky halter top dress, almost as if it was sculpted to hug ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing a beautiful silky halter top dress, almost as if it was sculpted to match ${his} frame.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a ball gown":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} fabulous silken ball gown is designed to allow ${his} oversized breasts to hang free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} somehow managed to cram the immense mass of ${his} breasts inside a fabulous silken ball gown. They spill out of every available gap.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} somehow managed to fit the enormous mass of ${his} breasts inside a fabulous silken ball gown.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s fabulous silken ball gown is carefully tailored, beautifully covering yet enhancing ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s fabulous silken ball gown is carefully tailored, beautifully caressing ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s draped inside a fabulous silken ball gown.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "slutty business attire":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s suit jacket `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `and blouse are both open in front, leaving ${his} boobs bare, since there's no way ${he} could button ${his} clothes over ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `is open in front, and ${his} straining blouse barely restrains ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `is open in front, tightly hugging ${his} flat chest and prominently displaying ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `is open in front, and ${his} blouse barely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "nice business attire":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `tits are so immense that ${his} specially tailored blouse and jacket are incapable of being buttoned up.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `tits are so huge that they prevent ${his} jacket from closing. Every motion ${he} makes threatens to turn ${his} blouse buttons into ballistics.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `tits are so big that they strain even ${his} specially tailored blouse and jacket.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} strain against ${his} tailored blouse and jacket.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `suit jacket is fitted tightly to ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `suit jacket conceals a flattering bra that lifts and presents ${his} bosom.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a comfortable bodysuit":
+				if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s bodysuit is so tightly form-fitting that it clings to ${his} flat chest and prominently displays ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s bodysuit is so tightly form-fitting that ${his} ${adjNoun} are individually hugged and supported by the material.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a latex catsuit":
+				if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s latex catsuit fits ${him} like a second skin, showing off every detail of ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples and distinct lack of breasts.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s latex catsuit fits ${him} like a second skin, showing off every detail of ${his} nipples and ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a military uniform":
+			case "a schutzstaffel uniform":
+			case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform":
+			case "a mounty outfit":
+			case "lederhosen":
+			case "a red army uniform":
+			case "a police uniform":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so immense that ${his} specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so huge that they prevent ${his} tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn ${his} shirt buttons into shrapnel.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so big that they strain even ${his} specially tailored shirt and tunic.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} strain against ${his} tailored shirt and tunic.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} cuts a dashing figure in ${his} tunic. ${slave.boobs < 300 ? His + ' ' + App.Desc.boobBits.adjective(slave.boobs) : ''} breasts are barely there.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a long qipao":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so immense that ${his} dress is on the verge of bursting open.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so huge that ${his} dress is on the verge of bursting open.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are so big that they strain even ${his} dress greatly.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} strain against ${his} dress.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} cuts a dashing figure in ${his} dress. ${slave.boobs < 300 ? His + ' ' + App.Desc.boobBits.adjective(slave.boobs) : ''} breasts are barely there.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "battlearmor":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so immense that ${his} armor is on the verge of bursting open.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so huge that ${his} armor is on the verge of bursting open.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so big that they armor even ${his} dress greatly.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} strain against ${his} armor.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} cuts a dashing figure in ${his} armor. ${slave.boobs < 300 ? His + ' ' + App.Desc.boobBits.adjective(slave.boobs) : ''} breasts are barely there.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a dirndl":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so immense that ${his} dress are incapable of being laced up.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so huge that they prevent ${his} dress from being laced up.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so big that they strain ${his} dress.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} strain against ${his} dress.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} cuts a dashing figure in ${his} dress. ${slave.boobs < 300 ? His + ' ' + App.Desc.boobBits.adjective(slave.boobs) : ''} breasts are barely there.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a biyelgee costume":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so immense that ${his} dress are incapable of being buttoned up.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so huge that they prevent ${his} dress from being buttoned up.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tits are so big that they strain ${his} dress.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} strain against ${his} dress.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} cuts a dashing figure in ${his} dress. ${slave.boobs < 300 ? His + ' ' + App.Desc.boobBits.adjective(slave.boobs) : ''} breasts are barely there.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a nice nurse outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are too big for ${his} scrub top, it rests uselessly atop ${his} bust.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} strain against ${his} scrub top, it only manages to cover ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} strain against ${his} scrub top, filling it out completely despite its utilitarian cut.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} nicely fill out ${his} scrub top, despite its utilitarian cut.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `scrub top tightly hugs ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are hidden beneath ${his} scrub top.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a mini dress":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `mini dress is pulled down to allow ${his} immense breasts to hang free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} stretch ${his} custom tailored dress to its absolute limit.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} stretch taut against ${his} dress, leaving nothing to the imagination.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `dress tightly hugs ${his} flat chest, prominently displaying ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples though the fabric.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${adjNoun} stretches taut against ${his} dress, leaving little to the imagination.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "an apron":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `breasts are so immense that ${his} apron can barely contain them, and ${he} has to be careful not to expose one or both of ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples as ${he} moves.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} fill out ${his} strained apron, occasionally leaving the sides of ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples bare.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} fill out ${his} stretched apron, only just managing to fully cover ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `apron lies flatly against ${his} small chest and ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${adjNoun} fill out ${his} apron, which is strategically worn to cover ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "overalls":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are so immense that ${his} overalls can barely contain them, and ${he} has to be careful not to expose one or both of ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples as ${he} moves.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} peek out from the sides of ${his} strained overalls, often exposing the sides of ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} fill out ${his} stretched overalls, only just managing to fully cover ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `overalls lie flatly against ${his} small chest and ${slave.nipples} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `overalls are filled out by ${his} ${adjNoun}, offering tantalizing views of their sides.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a leotard":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are so big that even ${his} specially tailored leotard cannot really support them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} stretch the spandex of ${his} leotard taut across their width.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `leotard tightly hugs ${his} ${adjNoun}, prominently displaying ${his} ${slave.nipples} nipples though the spandex.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${adjNoun} is flattered by ${his} leotard.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a monokini":
+				r += `The shoulder straps of ${slave.slaveName}'s monokini cross over in the center of ${his} chest, leaving the rest of ${his} ${adjNoun} totally bare`;
+				break;
+			case "a cybersuit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} stretch out the bodysuit so tightly that ${his} nipples are clearly visible.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} stretch out the bodysuit so tightly that ${his} nipples are nearly visible.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} is hugged tightly by the bodysuit, ${his} nipples pushing against the material.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are hugged tightly by the bodysuit, ${his} nipples pushing against the material.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a bunny outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are so immense that ${his} teddy can't contain them; it's pulled down to allow them to hang free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 6000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are so huge that ${his} teddy conceals special stays to keep them from popping out at the slightest movement. Breast flesh massively overflows ${his} top.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are so big that ${his} teddy conceals special stays to keep them from popping out at the slightest movement.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are perpetually on the verge of spilling out of ${his} top.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `teddy tightly clings to ${his} flat chest somehow making ${him} look even flatter.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `teddy conceals cunning stays designed to make ${his} bosom look considerably bigger than it actually is.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `top has been retailored to fit ${his} enormous bust. The ample breast flesh almost completely consumes ${his} silken lingerie. ${His} silken vest is barely visible behind ${his} massive tits.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} dwarf ${his} tiny top. It barely manages to cover ${his} nipples. ${His} silken vest is parted to either side of ${his} breasts.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} spill out from above and below ${his} tight top.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `top tightly clings to ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `top tightly clings to ${his} chest.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a maternity dress":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `low cut dress can't contain ${his} ${adjNoun}, so ${he} keeps it pulled up just below ${his} bust.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `low cut dress can barely conceal ${his} ${adjNoun}. They bulge over the top and create a deep valley of cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 1000) {
+					r += `dress is low cut and reveals a large amount of cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `dress is low cut, tightly hugs ${his} flat chest and ends just above ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `dress is low cut and ends just above ${his} nipples.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "stretch pants and a crop-top":
+				if (slave.boobs > 20000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is wearing a massively oversized custom crop-top designed to handle ${his} monumental tits. Even so, it's stretched taut just struggling to cover ${his} nipples, causing acres of breast flesh to spill out from under and above it.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 10000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s oversized crop-top struggles to contain even half of ${his} ${adjNoun} leaving plenty of underboob visible alongside with ${his} cleavage. Every motion risks a nipple popping free.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s oversized crop-top struggles to contain ${his} ${adjNoun} leaving plenty of underboob visible alongside with ${his} cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} has swapped up to the largest crop-top available. Even so, it barely covers them and creates plenty of cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s crop-top struggles to contain ${his}${adjNoun} leaving plenty of underboob visible alongside with ${his} cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s crop-top tightly hugs ${his} ${adjNoun} creating plenty of cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s crop-top tightly clings to ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s crop-top tightly hugs ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				switch (slave.sexualFlaw) {
+					case "neglectful":
+						r += ' "All For You" ';
+						break;
+					case "cum addict":
+						r += ' "Cum \'ere Sexy" ';
+						break;
+					case "anal addict":
+						r += ' "Reach Around Back" ';
+						break;
+					case "attention whore":
+						r += ' "Will Flash For Attention" ';
+						break;
+					case "breast growth":
+						r += ' "Could Be Bigger" ';
+						break;
+					case "abusive":
+						r += ' "Fondlers May Be Slapped" ';
+						break;
+					case "malicious":
+						r += ' "Careful, I Bite" ';
+						break;
+					case "self hating":
+						r += ' "Rough \'em Up" ';
+						break;
+					case "breeder":
+						r += ' "Drink Deep" ';
+						break;
+					default:
+						if (slave.fetishKnown === 1) {
+							switch (slave.fetish) {
+								case "submissive":
+									r += ' "Take Me" ';
+									break;
+								case "cumslut":
+									r += ' "Splash Zone" ';
+									break;
+								case "humiliation":
+									r += ' "Flasher" ';
+									break;
+								case "buttslut":
+									r += ' "Reach Around" ';
+									break;
+								case "boobs":
+									r += " Your Hands Here";
+									break;
+								case "sadist":
+									r += " Taste the Pain";
+									break;
+								case "masochist":
+									r += " Be Rough";
+									break;
+								case "dom":
+									r += " Queen Bitch";
+									break;
+								case "pregnancy":
+									r += " Milk Me";
+									break;
+								case "mindbroken":
+									r += " Free Slut";
+									break;
+								default:
+									r += ' ' + App.Desc.inscrip(slave) + ' ';
+									break;
+							}
+						} else {
+							r += ' ' + App.Desc.inscrip(slave) + ' ';
+						}
+				}
+				r += `is written across ${his} chest in large, vibrant letters.`;
+				break;
+			case "harem gauze":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s harem girl outfit `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `lets ${his} ${adjNoun} rest beneath`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `lets ${his} ${adjNoun} swing free beneath`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `gently covers ${his} flat chest with`;
+				} else {
+					r += `only covers ${his} ${adjNoun} with`;
+				}
+				r += ` a thin film of gauze.`;
+				break;
+			case "a slutty nurse outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s jacket `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `closes beneath ${his} ${adjNoun}, leaving almost everything visible.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `pushes ${his} ${adjNoun} together to form some great cleavage.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `tightly hugs ${his} flat chest, since it has no breasts to form cleavage with.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `pushes ${his} ${adjNoun} together to form as much cleavage as possible.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a schoolgirl outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are too big for ${his} blouse, so ${he}'s tied it under them; they're so huge that it's buried under them.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `${adjNoun} are too big for ${his} blouse, so ${he}'s tied it under them and left them totally bare.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `blouse tightly hugs ${his} flat chest.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `blouse only barely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a kimono":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s kimono `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `can't cover ${his} ${adjNoun}, so ${he} leaves it hanging loose; allowing them to hang freely.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `barely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}. It reveals most of ${his} chest, just covering the outer edges of ${his} breasts and their nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `demurely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `demurely rests over ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `demurely covers ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "battledress":
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are barely supported by a specially engineered, space-age sports bra.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are supported by a specially engineered, space-age sports bra under ${his} tank top.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName} is flat as an ironing board; ${he} wears ${his} tank top without a bra underneath.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are supported by a sports bra under ${his} tank top.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "slutty jewelry":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s bangles include a `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `thin chain that runs under ${his} ${adjNoun}, disappearing entirely.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+					r += `thin chain that runs under ${his} ${adjNoun}, appearing and disappearing enticingly when ${he} moves.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `thin chain that runs across ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `light chain that loops under ${his} ${adjNoun}.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a burqa":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s burqa entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a tube top and thong":
+			case "a tube top":
+			case "leather pants and a tube top":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tube top entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a button-up shirt and panties":
+			case "a button-up shirt":
+			case "a t-shirt":
+			case "a t-shirt and thong":
+			case "a t-shirt and panties":
+			case "sport shorts and a t-shirt":
+			case "a t-shirt and jeans":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s shirt entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts":
+			case "an oversized t-shirt":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s over-sized shirt entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `, the fabric easily stretches to cover ${his} expansive mounds of flesh.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `, the fabric easily covers ${his} absurdly-sized breasts.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a thong":
+			case "a skimpy loincloth":
+			case "boyshorts":
+			case "cutoffs":
+			case "leather pants":
+			case "panties":
+			case "jeans":
+			case "sport shorts":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s ${adjNoun} are completely bare.`;
+				break;
+			case "a tank-top":
+			case "a tank-top and panties":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s tank-top entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a sweater":
+			case "a sweater and cutoffs":
+			case "a sweater and panties":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s sweater entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "leather pants and pasties":
+			case "panties and pasties":
+			case "pasties":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s breasts `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `are completely bare, except for the pasties covering ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `are completely bare, except for the pasties covering ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `are completely bare, except for the pasties covering ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `are completely bare, except for the pasties covering ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `are completely bare, except for the pasties covering ${his} nipples.`;
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a bra":
+			case "a striped bra":
+			case "a sports bra":
+			case "sport shorts and a sports bra":
+			case "striped underwear":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s bra entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a nice pony outfit":
+			case "a slutty pony outfit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s outfit entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a one-piece swimsuit":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s swimsuit entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a gothic lolita dress":
+			case "a hanbok":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s blouse entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a hijab and abaya":
+			case "a niqab and abaya":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s abaya entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a klan robe":
+			case "a slutty klan robe":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s robe entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a hijab and blouse":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s two shirts entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a burkini":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s bikini entirely conceals ${his} ${adjNoun}`;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += ', although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.';
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 8000) {
+					r += `. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of ${his} chest.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.`;
+				} else {
+					r += '.';
+				}
+				break;
+			case "a Santa dress":
+				r += `${slave.slaveName}'s red holiday dress is designed with a dangerously low neckline, which `;
+				if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+					r += `${his} colossal breasts spill out of completely unheeded.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 4000) {
+					r += `serves only to prop up ${his} massive, otherwise naked breasts.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+					r += `lies at nipple-level on ${his} ${adjNoun}, leaving a decent portion of ${his} areolae uncovered.`;
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+					r += `hangs lowly on ${his} ${adjNoun}, occasionally revealing one of ${his} nipples.`;
+				} else {
+					r += `accentuates ${his} cleavage, especially since it always appears to be slipping down ${his} body.`;
+				}
+		}
+		return r;
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function detailedInspection(slave) {
+		function musclesTone(slave) {
+			return slave.muscles > 95 ? 'shredded' : slave.muscles > 30 ? 'rippling' : 'toned';
+		}
+
+		function walkingAbility(slave) {
+			if (slave.amp === 1) {
+				return `${he} might not be able to walk, if ${he} still had legs.`;
+			} else if (slave.muscles >= 5) {
+				return `${his} ${musclesTone(slave)} back muscles get a workout just from supporting them. If they grow any larger, ${he} may not be able to walk.`;
+			} else {
+				return `${he} can barely stand. If they grow any larger, ${he} may not be able to walk.`;
+			}
+		}
+
+		let r = `${His} `;
+		if (slave.boobs < 300) {
+			r += App.Desc.boobBits.adjective(slave.boobs) + ' breasts are practically non - existent.';
+		} else if (slave.boobs < 10000) {
+			if (V.showBoobCCs) {
+				r += App.Desc.boobBits.format("%ADJ %NOUN, %VOLUME CCs each, would fill %CUPs", slave.boobs);
+			} else {
+				r += App.Desc.boobBits.format("%ADJ %NOUN, would fill %CUPs", slave.boobs);
+			}
+			if (slave.boobs < 5000 + (slave.muscles * 10) && slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+				r += ' and are so large that ' + walkingAbility(slave);
+			} else {
+				r += '.';
+			}
+		} else if (slave.boobs < 10000 + (slave.muscles * 20) && slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+			r += App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false) + ' have ' +
+				slave.boobsImplant ? 'been altered' : 'grown' +
+				' past pretense of proportion. ';
+			if (V.showBoobCCs) {
+				r += `At ${num(slave.boobs)} CCs each, they`;
+			} else {
+				r += 'They';
+			}
+			r += ' and are so large that ' + walkingAbility(slave);
+		} else if (slave.boobs < 20000 + (slave.muscles * 50) && slave.physicalAge < 18) {
+			r += App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false) + ' have ' +
+				slave.boobsImplant ? 'been altered' : 'grown' +
+				' past any pretense of proportion. ';
+			if (V.showBoobCCs) {
+				r += `At ${num(slave.boobs)} CCs each, they`;
+			} else {
+				r += 'They';
+			}
+			r += ' and are so large that ' + walkingAbility(slave);
+		} else if (slave.boobs < 20000) {
+			r += App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false) + ' have ' +
+				slave.boobsImplant ? 'been altered' : 'grown' +
+				' past any pretense of proportion. ';
+		} else if (slave.boobs < 30000 + (slave.muscles * 100) && slave.physicalAge >= 18) {
+			r += App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false);
+			if (V.showBoobCCs) {
+				r += `, ${num(slave.boobs)} CCs each,`;
+			}
+			r += ' and are so large that ' + walkingAbility(slave);
+		} else {
+			r += App.Desc.boobBits.noun(slave.boobs, false);
+			if (V.showBoobCCs) {
+				r += `, ${num(slave.boobs)} CCs each,`;
+			}
+			if (slave.amp === 1) {
+				r += `are so immense it is safer to leave ${him} resting atop them. ${His} udders each weigh more than twice the rest of ${his} body, since ${his} body consists of nothing but ${his} head, torso, and breasts.`;
+			} else {
+				r += `are so gargantuan that they effectively immobilize ${him}. ${He}'s most comfortable lying down.`;
+			}
+		}
+		return r;
+	}
+}();
+
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @param {App.Utils.Pronouns} pronouns
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.boobsExtra = function(slave, pronouns) {
+	const V = State.variables;
+	const thisArcology = V.arcologies[0];
+	pronouns = pronouns || getPronouns(slave);
+	const {he, his, him, He, His, girl} = pronouns;
+
+	function penthouseAccessibility() {
+		let rt = '';
+		if (V.boobAccessibility === 1) {
+			rt = `Fortunately for ${him}, the penthouse is adapted for daily life with a bosom`;
+		} else {
+			rt = `${He} has trouble living in your penthouse, which is not designed for ${girl}s with chests`;
+		}
+		rt += ' wider than a standard doorway.';
+		return rt;
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {slaveTestCallback} dairyTest
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function walkingRestrictions(dairyTest) {
+		if (slave.muscles > 95) {
+			return `However, ${he} is so powerfully built that ${he} can manage it with effort, using ${his} arms to support them.`;
+		} else if (slave.muscles > 30) {
+			return `${He} can barely manage to get to ${his} feet unaided, and usually walks with ${his} arms crossed under ${his} tits to help take their weight.`;
+		} else if (slave.muscles > 5) {
+			return `${He} requires assistance to get to ${his} feet, and uses a stand to support them when ${he} must remain upright for more than a short time.`;
+		} else if ((slave.assignment === App.Data.Facilities.dairy.jobs.cow.assignment) && (V.dairyRestraintsSetting > 1) && (dairyTest(slave))) {
+			return `The straps that secure ${him} to the milking machine have become less necessary since ${his} breasts grew to the point where they pin ${him} to it.`;
+		} else {
+			return `${He} cannot get to ${his} feet unaided, and uses a wheeled stand to support ${his} boobs when ${he} must walk or remain upright.`;
+		}
+	}
+
+	/**
+	 * @param {number} unmovableLimit
+	 * @param {number} bodySize
+	 * @param {slaveTestCallback} dairyTest
+	 * @returns {string}
+	 */
+	function livingRestrictions(unmovableLimit, bodySize, dairyTest) {
+		let res = [];
+		if (slave.boobs > unmovableLimit) {
+			if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
+				res.push(`The difficulties of having gigantic breasts are much reduced for a Fuckdoll, since ${he}'s almost always restrained, stationary, or both.`);
+			} else {
+				if (canWalk(slave)) {
+					res.push(`${His} breasts are so massive that it is difficult for ${him} to move.`);
+					res.push(walkingRestrictions(dairyTest));
+				} else if (slave.boobs >= bodySize) {
+					res.push(`They each are easily as big as ${him}, making ${him} mostly boob.`);
+				} else {
+					res.push(`Together they are nearly the same size as ${his} torso, making ${him} about half boob.`);
+				}
+				if ((slave.assignment !== App.Data.Facilities.dairy.jobs.cow.assignment) || (V.dairyRestraintsSetting < 2)) {
+					res.push(penthouseAccessibility());
+				}
+			}
+		}
+		return res.join(' ');
+	}
+
+	let r = [];
+	if (thisArcology.FSGenderFundamentalistLawBeauty + thisArcology.FSGenderRadicalistLawBeauty > 0) {
+		if (slave.boobs > 12000) {
+			r.push("They're so large that the fashionable feminine ideal is a bad joke here.");
+		} else if (slave.boobs > 1600 && thisArcology.FSAssetExpansionist !== "unset") {
+			r.push("They're too big for the fashionable feminine ideal.");
+		} else if (slave.boobs > 800 && thisArcology.FSAssetExpansionist !== "unset") {
+			r.push("They're bigger than expected for the fashionable feminine ideal, but given the average bust size in your arcology, it's not a surprise.");
+		} else if (slave.boobs > 800) {
+			r.push("They're too big for the fashionable feminine ideal.");
+		} else if (slave.boobs < 500) {
+			r.push("They're too small for the fashionable feminine ideal.");
+		}
+	} else if (thisArcology.FSSlimnessEnthusiastLaw === 1) {
+		if (slave.boobs >= 300) {
+			r.push("They're way too existent for the fashionable feminine ideal.");
+		}
+	} else if (thisArcology.FSHedonisticDecadenceLaw2 === 1) {
+		if (slave.boobs < 2000) {
+			r.push("They're too small for the fashionable feminine ideal.");
+		}
+	}
+
+	if (slave.physicalAge <= 3) {
+		r.push(livingRestrictions(4000, 10000, s => s.boobs > 5100 + (s.muscles * 100)));
+	} else if (slave.physicalAge <= 12) {
+		r.push(livingRestrictions(8000, 20000, s => s.boobs > 7000 + (s.muscles * 200)));
+	} else if (slave.physicalAge < 18) {
+		r.push(livingRestrictions(15000, 40000, s => s.boobs > 9000 + (s.muscles * 500)));
+	} else { // slave.physicalAge >= 18
+		r.push(livingRestrictions(20000, 40000, s => s.boobs > 12000));
+	}
+
+	if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+		if (slave.markings === "heavily freckled") {
+			if (slave.boobs > 2000) {
+				r.push(`They're covered in freckles, though ${his} tits are so big that the freckles are spaced widely across the breadth of each boob.`);
+			} else if (slave.boobs > 250) {
+				r.push(`They're covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`${His} chest is covered in dense freckles.`);
+			}
+		} else if (slave.markings === "freckles") {
+			if (slave.boobs > 250) {
+				r.push(`The tops of ${his} breasts and ${his} cleavage are lightly freckled.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`${His} chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.`);
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return r.join(' ');
+};
+
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.boobsBrand = function(slave) {
+	if (State.variables.showBodyMods === 1) {
+		if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+			// @ts-ignore
+			if ((typeof slave.brand === 'string') && ["breasts", "left breast", "right breast"].includes(slave.brandLocation)) {
+				return App.Desc.brand(slave);
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return '';
+};
+
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @param {App.Utils.Pronouns} pronouns
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.nipples = function(slave, pronouns) {
+	const V = State.variables;
+	pronouns = pronouns || getPronouns(slave);
+	const {he, him, his, He, His} = pronouns;
+	const nipColor = nippleColor(slave);
+
+	let r = '';
+	if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
+		if (slave.lactation > 0) {
+			r += `${His} slave.nipples, ${nipColor}, milky nipples protrude through holes in the suit, to allow drinking.`;
+		} else {
+			r += `${His} nipples are completely obscured.`;
+		}
+	} else if ((slave.assignment === App.Data.Facilities.dairy.jobs.cow.assignment) && (V.dairyRestraintsSetting > 1)) {
+		r += `${His} `;
+		switch (slave.nipples) {
+			case "tiny":
+				r += `tiny ${nipColor} nipples are too small for the milkers, and the suction is drawing a lot of boob in with them.`;
+				break;
+			case "puffy":
+				r += `puffy ${nipColor} nipples form a good seal against the milkers' suction.`;
+				break;
+			case "partially inverted":
+				r += `${nipColor}, partially inverted nipples are causing ${him} some discomfort as the milkers haul against them.`;
+				break;
+			case "inverted":
+				r += `${nipColor}, inverted nipples are being kept painfully protruded by the milkers' powerful suction.`;
+				break;
+			case "huge":
+				r += `huge ${nipColor} nipples fill the milkers completely.`;
+				break;
+			case "fuckable":
+				r += `fuckable ${nipColor} nipples leave nothing for the milkers, and the suction is drawing a lot of boob in with them.`;
+				break;
+			default:
+				r += `${nipColor} nipples are being tugged at by the milkers' powerful suction.`;
+		}
+	} else {
+		r += `${His} ${nipColor} nipples are `;
+		if ((slave.aphrodisiacs > 0) || (slave.energy > 95) || slave.inflationType === "aphrodisiac") {
+			switch (slave.nipples) {
+				case "tiny":
+					r += 'stiff little nubs.';
+					break;
+				case "puffy":
+					r += 'puffy and erect, the stiff flesh around each swelling outward to a pointy promontory.';
+					break;
+				case "partially inverted":
+				case "inverted":
+					r += `stiffly erect. They'd be inverted if ${he} weren't so aroused, but ${he}'s so horny they stay popped out.`;
+					break;
+				case "huge":
+					if ((slave.boobs - slave.boobsImplant > 7500)) {
+						r += `in proportion with ${his} breasts: they're stiffly erect and `;
+						if ((slave.dick > 0) && (slave.dick < 3)) {
+							r += `bigger than ${his} girlcock.`;
+						} else if ((slave.height < 160) && (slave.amp !== 1)) {
+							r += `almost as large as ${his} little fists.`;
+						} else {
+							r += 'large enough to be jerked off.';
+						}
+					} else {
+						r += 'enormously erect.';
+					}
+					break;
+				case "fuckable":
+					r += `swollen shut ${slave.lactation > 0 ? 'and leaking milk' : ''}.`;
+					break;
+				default:
+					r += 'stiffly erect.';
+			}
+		} else {
+			switch (slave.nipples) {
+				case "tiny":
+					r += 'tiny little nubs.';
+					break;
+				case "puffy":
+					r += 'puffy, the soft flesh around each swelling outward to a promontory.';
+					break;
+				case "partially inverted":
+					if (slave.nipplesPiercing !== 0) {
+						r += "partially inverted, or would be if they weren't pierced. The metal is holding them protruded, causing some discomfort.";
+					} else {
+						r += "partially inverted: when soft, they rest flush with the front of the breast.";
+					}
+					break;
+				case "inverted":
+					if (slave.nipplesPiercing !== 0) {
+						r += "inverted, or would be if they weren't pierced. The metal is holding them protruded, to the slave's considerable discomfort.";
+					} else {
+						r += "inverted: they are completely swallowed by the surrounding breastflesh.";
+					}
+					break;
+				case "huge":
+					if ((slave.boobs - slave.boobsImplant > 7500)) {
+						r += `in proportion with ${his} breasts: they've grown `;
+						if ((slave.dick > 0) && (slave.dick < 3)) {
+							r += `bigger than ${his} little girlcock.`;
+						} else if ((slave.height < 160) && (slave.amp !== 1)) {
+							r += `almost as large as ${his} little fists.`;
+						} else {
+							r += `large enough to be jerked off.`;
+						}
+					} else {
+						r += `the size of the last joint of ${his} thumbs when erect.`;
+					}
+					break;
+				case "fuckable":
+					r += `completely inverted; they extend deep enough into ${his} breasts to be safely penetrated.`;
+					break;
+				default:
+					r += "pretty normal.";
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+		if ((V.showClothing === 1) && (V.saleDescription === 0)) {
+			switch (slave.clothes) {
+				case "a monokini":
+					r += ` Since ${he} is topless, they're plainly visible.`;
+					break;
+				default:
+					if (!["fuckable", "inverted", "partially inverted", "tiny"].includes(slave.nipples)) {
+						switch (slave.clothes) {
+							case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
+								r += ` Since ${he} isn't wearing a bra, they tent the front of ${his} t-shirt.`;
+								break;
+							case "clubslut netting":
+								r += ` They tent the front of ${his} netting.`;
+								break;
+							case "stretch pants and a crop-top":
+								r += ` Since ${he} isn't wearing a bra, they tent the front of ${his} crop-top.`;
+						}
+					}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	if (slave.lactation > 0) {
+		if ((slave.assignment === App.Data.Facilities.dairy.jobs.cow.assignment) && (V.dairyRestraintsSetting > 1)) {
+			r += ` The transparent lines coming off the cups attached to each of ${his} nipples are white with a constant stream of milk.`;
+		} else if (slave.lactation === 1) {
+			if (slave.boobsMilk > 0) {
+				r += ` ${His} breasts are painfully engorged with milk.`;
+			} else {
+				r += ` ${His} motherly breasts are full of milk.`;
+			}
+		} else if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
+			r += ` ${His} overworked, overfull breasts press its nipples through the holes mercilessly.`;
+		} else {
+			if (slave.nipples === "fuckable") {
+				r += ` ${His} fuckable nipples prevent ${him} from releasing milk spontaneously. The lactation drugs are so powerful that if ${he} hasn't been milked in the past hour or so, the built-up pressure leaves ${him} ${!canTalk(slave) ? 'weeping' : 'whining'} piteously; makes for an interesting nipple fuck, however.`;
+			} else if (slave.nipples === "inverted") {
+				r += ` ${His} inverted nipples prevent ${him} from releasing milk spontaneously. The lactation drugs are so powerful that if ${he} hasn't been milked in the past hour or so, the built-up pressure leaves ${him} ${!canTalk(slave) ? 'weeping' : 'whining'} piteously.`;
+			} else if (slave.energy > 95) {
+				r += ` The powerful lactation drugs keep ${his} breasts so full of milk that when ${he} orgasms ${slave.balls > 0 ? `${he} releases three jets of white fluid: a stream of milk from each nipple and a squirt of cum from ${his} dickhead` : `${he} cums milk out of ${his} nipples`}.`;
+			} else {
+				r += ` The lactation drugs are so powerful that if ${he} hasn't been milked in the past hour or so, ${he} leaves a mess wherever ${he} goes.`;
+			}
+		}
+		if (slave.lactationAdaptation > 10) {
+			if (slave.lactationAdaptation > 50) {
+				r += ` ${He}'s given so much milk that ${his} body is now well-adapted to copious production.`;
+			} else {
+				r += ` ${His} body has become used to milk production.`;
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return r;
+};
+
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @param {App.Utils.Pronouns} pronouns
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.areola = function(slave, pronouns) {
+	const V = State.variables;
+	pronouns = pronouns || getPronouns(slave);
+	const {his, His} = pronouns;
+	const nipColor = nippleColor(slave);
+
+	let r = [];
+	if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+		if (V.showBodyMods === 1) {
+			if (slave.areolaePiercing === 0) {
+				switch (slave.areolae) {
+					case 1:
+						r.push(`${His} areolae form large, lovely circles of ${nipColor} skin around each nipple.`);
+						break;
+					case 2:
+						r.push(`${His} areolae are unusually wide, eye-catching circles of ${nipColor} skin around each nipple.`);
+						break;
+					case 3:
+						r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are unnaturally broad, covering much of the ${slave.boobShape === "saggy" ? 'bottom' : 'front'} of each breast.`);
+						break;
+					case 4:
+						r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are unnaturally huge, almost entirely covering the ${slave.boobShape === "saggy" ? 'bottom' : 'front'} of each breast.`);
+						break;
+					default:
+						r.push(`${His} slave.nipples nipples are surrounded by a minimal ${nipColor} areolae.`);
+				}
+				if (slave.areolaeShape === "heart") {
+					r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are heart-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration.`);
+					if (slave.boobShape === "saggy") {
+						r.push(`${His} motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the curved top of each heart visible.`);
+					}
+				} else if (slave.areolaeShape === "star") {
+					r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are star-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration.`);
+					if (slave.boobShape === "saggy") {
+						r.push(`${His} motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the pointed top of each star visible.`);
+					}
+				} else if (slave.areolaeShape !== "circle") {
+					r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are ${slave.areolaeShape}-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration.`);
+					if (slave.boobShape === "saggy") {
+						r.push(`${His} motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the top of each ${slave.areolaeShape} visible.`);
+					}
+				}
+			} else {
+				r.push(this.areolaePiercing(slave, pronouns));
+			}
+		}
+		if ((V.showClothing === 1) && (V.saleDescription === 0)) {
+			if (slave.areolae > 1) {
+				switch (slave.clothes) {
+					case "a string bikini":
+						r.push(`${His} string bikini covers only ${his} nipples, with the rest of ${his} areolae lewdly visible around them.`);
+						break;
+					case "slutty business attire":
+						r.push(`The upper half of each of them is visible above the top of ${his} blouse.`);
+						break;
+					case "a cheerleader outfit":
+					case "a bunny outfit":
+						r.push('The upper half of each of them is visible.');
+						break;
+					case "a leotard":
+						r.push(`The material of ${his} leotard is so thin and tight that not only are ${his} nipples obvious, the outline of ${his} areolae can be made out, too.`);
+						break;
+					case "a monokini":
+						r.push(`As ${his} monokini leaves $him topless, ${his} areolae are naturally on public display.`);
+						break;
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return r.join(' ');
+};
diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets/piercing.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets/piercing.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..04cded3cd68
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets/piercing.js
@@ -0,0 +1,53 @@
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @param {App.Utils.Pronouns} pronouns
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.areolaePiercing = function(slave, pronouns) {
+	pronouns = pronouns || getPronouns(slave);
+	const {his, He, His} = pronouns;
+	const nipColor = nippleColor(slave);
+	let r = [];
+	if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+		if (slave.areolaePiercing > 0) {
+			switch (slave.areolae) {
+				case 1:
+					r.push(`${His} areolae form large, lovely circles of ${nipColor} skin around each nipple.`);
+					r.push(`${He} has stud piercings around their borders, enhancing the contrast.`);
+					break;
+				case 2:
+					r.push(`${His} areolae are unusually wide, eye-catching circles of ${nipColor} skin around each nipple.`);
+					r.push(`${He} has stud piercings around their borders, enhancing the contrast.`);
+					break;
+				case 3:
+					r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are unnaturally broad, covering much of the ${slave.boobShape === "saggy" ? 'bottom' : 'front'} of each breast.`);
+					r.push(`${He} has many stud piercings around their edges, forming a metal border between ${nipColor} nipple and breast.`);
+					break;
+				case 4:
+					r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are unnaturally huge, almost entirely covering the ${slave.boobShape === "saggy" ? 'bottom' : 'front'} of each breast.`);
+					r.push(`${He} has many stud piercings around their edges, forming a metal border between ${nipColor} nipple and breast.`);
+					break;
+				default:
+					r.push(`${He} has stud piercings in circles around the edges of ${his} minimal ${nipColor} areolae.`);
+					r.push(`${His} ${slave.nipples} nipples are surrounded by a minimal ${nipColor} areolae.`);
+			}
+			if (slave.areolaeShape === "heart") {
+				r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are heart-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration. Their borders are defined by stud piercings with pink stones.`);
+				if (slave.boobShape === "saggy") {
+					r.push(`${His} motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the curved top of each heart visible.`);
+				}
+			} else if (slave.areolaeShape === "star") {
+				r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are star-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration. Their borders are defined by shiny stud piercings.`);
+				if (slave.boobShape === "saggy") {
+					r.push(`${His} motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the pointed top of each star visible.`);
+				}
+			} else if (slave.areolaeShape !== "circle") {
+				r.push(`${His} ${nipColor} areolae are ${slave.areolaeShape}-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration. Their borders are defined by shiny stud piercings.`);
+				if (slave.boobShape === "saggy") {
+					r.push(`${His} motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the top of each ${slave.areolaeShape} visible.`);
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	return r.join(' ');
+};
diff --git a/src/js/slaveListing.js b/src/js/slaveListing.js
index 97bd7953171..8e36e7d8719 100644
--- a/src/js/slaveListing.js
+++ b/src/js/slaveListing.js
@@ -769,12 +769,6 @@ App.UI.SlaveList.penthousePage = function() {
  * @returns {boolean}
  */
 
-/**
- * @callback slaveTestCallback
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {boolean}
- */
-
 App.UI.SlaveList.slaveSelectionList = function() {
 	const selectionElementId = "slaveSelectionList";
 
diff --git a/src/js/walkPastJS.js b/src/js/walkPastJS.js
index 3a0d06b51e2..57a99e7f5c0 100644
--- a/src/js/walkPastJS.js
+++ b/src/js/walkPastJS.js
@@ -1862,13 +1862,15 @@ window.boobWatch = function(slave) {
 	let t = "";
 	let V = State.variables;
 
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun, him = pronouns.object, his = pronouns.possessive, hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun, himself = pronouns.objectReflexive, boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he), His = capFirstChar(his);
+	const pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
+	const {
+		he, him, his, hers, himself, boy,
+		He, His
+	} = pronouns;
 
-	let breasts = (slave.boobs < 300) ? `flat chest` : `breasts`;
+	const breasts = (slave.boobs < 300) ? `flat chest` : `breasts`;
 
-	t += `<<BoobsDescription>> `;
+	t += App.Desc.boobs(slave, pronouns) + ' ';
 	switch (slave.clothes) {
 		case "uncomfortable straps":
 			if (slave.boobs < 300) {
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
index 2880b6f27fc..2911fa14e79 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
@@ -509,27 +509,15 @@ Work on $his chest:
 <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	$His
 	<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>><<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> chest is barely there.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 400>><<print either("pointy", "tiny")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc chest only fills an A-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 500>><<print either("perky", "small")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "tits")>> would fill a B-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 650>><<print either("curved", "healthy")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "bust", "tits")>> would fill a C-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 800>><<print either("big", "sizable")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "bust", "tits")>> would fill a D-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1000>><<print either("big", "large")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("boobs", "bosom", "breasts", "bust", "tits")>> would fill a DD-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1200>><<print either("hefty", "proud")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an F-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1400>><<print either("hefty", "huge")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill a G-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1600>><<print either("huge", "massive")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an H-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1800>><<print either("enormous", "massive")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an I-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2050>><<print either("enormous", "titanic")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill a J-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2300>><<print either("stupendous", "titanic")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill a K-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2600>><<print either("magnificent", "stupendous")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an L-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2900>><<print either("magnificent", "tremendous")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an M-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 3250>><<print either("awe-inspiring", "tremendous")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an N-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 3600>><<print either("absurd", "awe-inspiring")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an O-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 3950>><<print either("attention-grabbing", "disproportionate")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill a P-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 4300>><<print either("massive", "shocking")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill a Q-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 4700>><<print either("jaw-dropping", "unreal")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an R-cup.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 5100>><<print either("astounding", "tremendous")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> would fill an S-cup.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>><<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> fill out an enormous custom bra; $his tits dominate $his entire frame.
-	<<else>><<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>> fill out an enormous custom bra; $his tits dominate $his entire frame.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 400>><<print either("pointy", "tiny")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc chest only fill  A-cups.
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 8500>>
+		<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>
+			<<print App.Desc.boobBits.format("%ADJ %NOUN, %VOLUME CCs, would fill %ACUP.", $activeSlave.boobs)>>
+		<<else>>
+			<<print App.Desc.boobBits.format("%ADJ %NOUN, would fill %ACUP.", $activeSlave.boobs)>>
+		<</if>>
+	<<else>>
+		<<print App.Desc.boobBits.format("%ADJ %NOUN, %VOLUME CCs, ", $activeSlave.boobs)>> fill out an enormous custom bra; $his tits dominate $his entire frame.
 	<</if>>
 
 <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgets.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgets.tw
index 7d90896103c..6130b384b41 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgets.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgets.tw
@@ -47,39 +47,7 @@
 
 
 <<widget "InscripDesc">>
-
-"I <3
-<<if ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-	<<switch $activeSlave.fetish>>
-		<<case "buttslut">>
-			Buttsex!"
-		<<case "cumslut">>
-			Cum!"
-		<<case "masochist" "sadist">>
-			Rape!"
-		<<case "dom">>
-			Topping!"
-		<<case "submissive">>
-			Subbing!"
-		<<case "boobs">>
-			Tits!"
-		<<case "pregnancy">>
-			Sperm!"
-		<<default>>
-			<<if ($activeSlave.energy > 95)>>
-				Cock!"
-			<<elseif ($PC.title == 0)>>
-				Mistress!"
-			<<else>>
-				Master!"
-			<</if>>
-		<</switch>>
-<<elseif ($PC.title == 0)>>
-	Mistress!"
-<<else>>
-	Master!"
-<</if>>
-
+	<<print App.Desc.inscrip($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "geneticQuirkAssessment">>
@@ -217,7 +185,7 @@
 		$He is a hypoleptinemia carrier.
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.geneticQuirks.mGain == 2 && $activeSlave.geneticQuirks.mLoss == 2>>
-		$He has severe genetic flaw resulting in easily replaced, rapidly lost muscle mass. 
+		$He has severe genetic flaw resulting in easily replaced, rapidly lost muscle mass.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.geneticQuirks.mGain == 2>>
 		$He has myotonic hypertrophy and will easily gain muscle mass.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.geneticQuirks.mLoss == 2>>
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
index c010102989f..eb6f5c1d805 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
@@ -287,1478 +287,26 @@ $He has
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "BoobsDescription">>
-
-<<if ($showClothing == 1) && ($saleDescription == 0)>>
-	<<if $surgeryDescription == 0>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1)>>
-			$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are gently moving with the powerful pumping of the milkers attached to $his nipples.
-		<<else>>
-			<<switch $activeSlave.clothes>>
-			<<case "a Fuckdoll suit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's Fuckdoll suit
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 24000>>
-					fits each of $his awe-inspiring masses of breastflesh perfectly.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					fits each of $his enormous masses of breastflesh perfectly.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					fits each of $his huge breasts individually.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					fits each of $his heavy breasts individually.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>
-					fits each of $his breasts individually.
-				<<else>>
-					is flat across $his chest.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "conservative clothing">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 24000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing a tent-like sweater tailored to cover $his tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing a massively oversized custom sweater since nothing else comes close to modestly covering $his tits. Even so, it's stretched taut struggling to contain their immense mass.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing an oversized sweater, since that's the only top that will come close to covering $his tits. Even so, it's stretched taut just struggling to cover $his nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing an oversized sweater, since that's the only top that will cover $his tits. Even so, it's stretched taut over them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's blouse is professional, but can't conceal the gigantic dimensions of $his tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's blouse is professional, but can't conceal how big $his tits are.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's blouse is professional and includes a pleated front over $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's blouse is professional and includes a pleated front over $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "chains">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName has a length of chain painfully
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					tightened around the base of each breast, forcing them out.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					<<switch $activeSlave.nipples>>
-					<<case "huge">>
-						wrapped around each of $his huge nipples, since they are the only things protruding from $his chest.
-					<<case "inverted">>
-						wrapped tightly across $his flat chest, through the cleft of $his inverted nipples.
-					<<default>>
-						wrapped tightly across $his flat chest, directly over $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-					<</switch>>
-				<<else>>
-					looped under $his chest, forcing $his breasts up.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "Western clothing">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's flannel shirt
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					can't begin to contain $his tits, so $he's just tied it under them for support.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					can't close over $his tits, so $he's just buttoned it up to where they start and let them fill it out above that.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					tightly hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					rests comfortably over $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "body oil">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's flat chest is covered in a sexy sheen of body oil.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are covered in a sexy sheen of body oil.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a toga">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are too big to cover with $his toga, so $he leaves them hanging free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing $his toga so as to leave one $activeSlave.nipples nipple bare.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing $his toga so as to leave one breast bare.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a huipil">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are so big that they pull up $his huipil uncomfortably high, so $he needs to fold it between them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's huipil rests on $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing $his huipil which accentuates $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a slutty qipao">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's qipao
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					can't contain the immense size of $his breasts, so $he wears a modified variant that lets $his tits hang free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					barely covers $his breasts, it strains to contain their absurd size. Breast flesh spills from any gap it can find.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					demurely covers $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					demurely hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					demurely covers $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "uncomfortable straps">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's slave
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					outfit includes a network of straps to support $his breasts, radiating outwards from the steel rings around $his nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					outfit has special straps for $his massive boobs: one strap down the front of each with steel rings to let $his nipples through, and a strap around the base of each, painfully squeezing $his breasts out to make them seem even bigger.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					outfit's straining straps restrain the flesh of $his tits like a string bikini, with steel rings to let $his nipples through.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					outfit's straps pass over $his flat chest like a string bikini, with steel rings to let $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples through.
-				<<else>>
-					outfit's straps pass over $his breasts like a string bikini, with steel rings to let $his nipples through.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "shibari ropes">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					breasts are restrained by <<if $showInches == 2>>yards and yards<<else>>meters and meters<</if>> of rope.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					boobs are tightly bound with rope, soft flesh pushing out from between them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					flat chest is tightly bound with rope, drawing attention to $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					chest is tightly bound with rope.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "restrictive latex">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					breasts protrude through holes in $his latex suit, which are too small for them, painfully constricting $him and making them seem even bigger.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					breasts protrude through holes in $his latex suit.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.nipples nipples poke through holes in $his latex suit, since $he has nothing else protruding from $his chest.
-				<<else>>
-					latex suit leaves $his chest bare.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "attractive lingerie">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					lace bra cannot cover the whole breast; its cups are half-moon shaped, and designed to offer what support they can to the bottom of them. They have disappeared completely under the immense quantity of breast flesh.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					lace bra cannot cover the whole breast; its cups are half-moon shaped, and designed to offer what support they can to the bottom of them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					sturdy lace bra supports $his huge breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					pretty lace bra hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					pretty lace bra accentuates $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "kitty lingerie">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's lacy bra features a hole shaped liked a cat's head in the center of $his chest;
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$his breasts have stretched $his bra to the point that the hole is unrecognizable as anything feline.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					the size of $his breasts severely stretches out the hole's shape.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					the size of $his breasts stretches out the hole's shape.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					it lies flat against $his body.
-				<<else>>
-					the hole lies directly over $his cleavage.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a succubus outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's corset ends just below $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>non-existent <</if>>breasts, leaving them bare.
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					It hugs $his tightly and comes up to right under where they start, forcing them to spill over and hide its upper half.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>
-					It hugs $his tightly and comes up to right under where they start, presenting them like a push-up bra.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a slutty maid outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's maid dress stops below $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>non-existent <</if>>breasts, but the outfit includes a thin white blouse
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					that fails to even come close to covering $his immense breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					that covers them to just over $his nipples when $he pulls it up over them. It's pulled down by $his huge chest whenever $he moves.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					that covers them to just over $his nipples, leaving a large area of deliciously unsupported and jiggling cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					that hugs $his flat chest and lets $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples protrude through the fabric.
-				<<else>>
-					to cover them.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a nice maid outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's maid dress front is almost conservative, covering $his
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					immense breasts with a tent-like billow of white fabric.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 6000>>
-					immense breasts as best it can; it barely succeeds at its task, straining at the seams and allowing breast flesh to spill out of every available gap.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					breasts, though it cannot conceal their enormous mass.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					flat chest, though it does nothing to hide how flat $he is.
-				<<else>>
-					breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a fallen nuns habit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's latex habit includes a
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000>>
-					half-corset, but it's completely invisible, being hidden under $his inhuman tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					half-corset, but only the bottom edge is visible: the rest is swallowed up under $his gigantic tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					half-corset to force $his big boobs up and forward, forming a lot of cleavage even though they're bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					half-corset that tightly hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					half-corset to force $his boobs up and forward.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a chattel habit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's chattel habit's scapular covers $his shoulders and arms, but is open in front, leaving $his
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					boobs completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt, though this is buried under $his breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>
-					boobs completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt, which is cinched up right under $his breasts.
-				<<else>>
-					flat chest completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt cinched around $his middle torso.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a penitent nuns habit">>
-				If $he fails to hold $his torso totally still, the coarse cloth of $his top agonizingly scrapes across $his nipples, bare under $his habit.
-			<<case "a string bikini">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are so large that the little scraps of cloth intended for $his nipples can't really stay centered over them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's huge breasts constantly pull $his nipples out from under the tiny scrap of cloth that $his string bikini affords them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big breasts threaten to break out of $his straining string bikini top.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's string bikini top barely covers anything, affording only a tiny scrap of cloth for each nipple; not that there is much else to cover on $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's string bikini top barely covers anything, affording only a tiny scrap of cloth for each nipple.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a scalemail bikini">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are so large that it's a testament to $his scalemail top that it hasn't broken yet.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's huge breasts constantly strain $his scalemail top.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's scalemail top contains $his big breasts well.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's scalemail bikini top easily covers everything, as there is not much to cover on $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's scalemail bikini top covers everything, while still flaunting it.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "striped panties">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's enormous breasts are completely bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's huge breasts are completely bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are completely bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's flat breasts are completely bare.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are completely bare.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "clubslut netting">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					immense boobs hang out the holes they tore in $his clubslut netting.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					clubslut netting is stretched to the breaking point by $his massive boobs.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					clubslut netting is stretched by $his big breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					clubslut netting hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					clubslut netting hugs $his chest tightly.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a cheerleader outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's cheerleader top
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					can't support $his giant bust and is lost beneath $his immense breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					is strongly engineered, but it can barely support $his enormous bust.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					gives $him an acre of cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					tightly clings to $his flat chest, prominently displaying $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					does its best to make $his boobs look bigger than they are.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "cutoffs and a t-shirt">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					tits are so huge that $his t-shirt rests pathetically atop their mass.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					tits are so big that $his t-shirt barely comes down over $his nipples, leaving a lot of underboob hanging out.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>
-					t-shirt is held out and away from $his midriff by $his big breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					t-shirt is tied across $his flat chest to bare $his midriff.
-				<<else>>
-					t-shirt is tied up to bare $his midriff.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "spats and a tank top">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000>>
-					tank top lies atop $his massive rack.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					tank top just barely covers $his nipples despite its fairly large size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					tank top can never completely cover $his tits, giving varying amounts of underboob as $he moves about.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>
-					midriff is open to see as $his chest makes $his tank top ride up.
-				<<else>>
-					tank top is tight against $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> flat <</if>> chest.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a slutty outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					has given up trying to contain $his immense bust and is now choosing outfits that allow $his breasts to hang free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					has to be careful choosing slutty outfits that can restrain $his massive breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					has to be careful choosing slutty outfits that can handle $his big breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					chooses slutty outfits that go well on a $girl with no tits.
-				<<else>>
-					chooses slutty outfits that accentuate $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a slave gown">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's slave gown
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					is no longer able to cover $his immense breasts. Instead, it has been redesigned to draw the eye to them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					is carefully engineered and is somehow able to cover the enormous mass of $his breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					is carefully tailored, tastefully covering yet enhancing $his big breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					is carefully tailored to closely hug $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					subtly accentuates $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a halter top dress">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's immense breasts are far too big for $his dress to contain; instead it has been redesigned to allow them to hang freely.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's enormous breasts are spill out from every available space in $his beautiful halter top dress.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's enormous breasts are bulging inside a beautiful halter top dress.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's is draped inside a beautiful halter top dress, making $his big breasts the center of attention.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing a beautiful silky halter top dress, almost as if it was sculpted to hug $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing a beautiful silky halter top dress, almost as if it was sculpted to match $his frame.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a ball gown">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName fabulous silken ball gown is designed to allow $his oversized breasts to hang free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName somehow managed to cram the immense mass of $his breasts inside a fabulous silken ball gown. They spill out of every available gap.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName somehow managed to fit the enormous mass of $his breasts inside a fabulous silken ball gown.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's fabulous silken ball gown is carefully tailored, beautifully covering yet enhancing $his big breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's fabulous silken ball gown is carefully tailored, beautifully caressing $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's draped inside a fabulous silken ball gown.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "slutty business attire">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's suit jacket
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					and blouse are both open in front, leaving $his boobs bare, since there's no way $he could button $his clothes over $his tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					is open in front, and $his straining blouse barely restrains $his tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					is open in front, tightly hugging $his flat chest and prominently displaying $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					is open in front, and $his blouse barely covers $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "nice business attire">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					tits are so immense that $his specially tailored blouse and jacket are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					tits are so huge that they prevent $his jacket from closing. Every motion $he makes threatens to turn $his blouse buttons into ballistics.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored blouse and jacket.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					big tits strain against $his tailored blouse and jacket.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					suit jacket is fitted tightly to $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					suit jacket conceals a flattering bra that lifts and presents $his bosom.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a comfortable bodysuit">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's bodysuit is so tightly form-fitting that it clings to $his flat chest and prominently displays $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's bodysuit is so tightly form-fitting that $his breasts are individually hugged and supported by the material.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a latex catsuit">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's latex catsuit fits $him like a second skin, showing off every detail of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples and distinct lack of breasts.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's latex catsuit fits $him like a second skin, showing off every detail of $his nipples and breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a military uniform">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn $his shirt buttons into shrapnel.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his tunic.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a schutzstaffel uniform">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn $his shirt buttons into shrapnel.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his tunic.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a slutty schutzstaffel uniform">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn $his shirt buttons into shrapnel.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his tunic.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a long qipao">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his dress is on the verge of bursting open.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that $his dress is on the verge of bursting open.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his dress greatly.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his dress.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his dress.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "battlearmor">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his armor is on the verge of bursting open.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that $his armor is on the verge of bursting open.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they armor even $his dress greatly.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his armor.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his armor.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a mounty outfit">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn $his shirt buttons into shrapnel.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his tunic.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a dirndl">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his dress are incapable of being laced up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his dress from being laced up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain $his dress.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his dress.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his dress.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "lederhosen">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn $his shirt buttons into shrapnel.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his tunic.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a biyelgee costume">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his dress are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his dress from being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain $his dress.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his dress.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his dress.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a red army uniform" "a police uniform">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so immense that $his specially tailored shirt and tunic are incapable of being buttoned up.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so huge that they prevent $his tunic from closing. Every motion threatens to turn $his shirt buttons into shrapnel.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's tits are so big that they strain even $his specially tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's big tits strain against $his tailored shirt and tunic.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName cuts a dashing figure in $his tunic.<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>> $His <<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are barely there.<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a nice nurse outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					immense tits are too big for $his scrub top, it rests uselessly atop $his bust.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					massive tits strain against $his scrub top, it only manages to cover $his nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					massive tits strain against $his scrub top, filling it out completely despite its utilitarian cut.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					sizable tits nicely fill out $his scrub top, despite its utilitarian cut.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					scrub top tightly hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					tits are hidden beneath $his scrub top.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a mini dress">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					mini dress is pulled down to allow $his immense breasts to hang free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					massive breasts stretch $his custom tailored dress to its absolute limit.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					big breasts stretch taut against $his dress, leaving nothing to the imagination.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					dress tightly hugs $his flat chest, prominently displaying $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples though the fabric.
-				<<else>>
-					chest stretches taut against $his dress, leaving little to the imagination.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "an apron">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					breasts are so immense that $his apron can barely contain them, and $he has to be careful not to expose one or both of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples as $he moves.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					massive breasts fill out $his strained apron, occasionally leaving the sides of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					big breasts fill out $his stretched apron, only just managing to fully cover $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					apron lies flatly against $his small chest and $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					breasts fill out $his apron, which is strategically worn to cover $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "overalls">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					breasts are so immense that $his overalls can barely contain them, and $he has to be careful not to expose one or both of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples as $he moves.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					giant breasts peek out from the sides of $his strained overalls, often exposing the sides of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					huge breasts fill out $his stretched overalls, only just managing to fully cover $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					overalls lie flatly against $his small chest and $activeSlave.nipples nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					overalls are filled out by $his breasts, offering tantalizing views of their sides.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a leotard">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					tits are so big that even $his specially tailored leotard cannot really support them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					big tits stretch the spandex of $his leotard taut across their width.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					leotard tightly hugs $his flat chest, prominently displaying $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples though the spandex.
-				<<else>>
-					chest is flattered by $his leotard.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a monokini">>
-				The shoulder straps of $activeSlave.slaveName's monokini cross over in the center of $his chest, leaving the rest of $his
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					gigantic breasts totally bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					large breasts totally bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					flat chest totally bare.
-				<<else>>
-					breasts totally bare.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a cybersuit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					gigantic breasts stretch out the bodysuit so tightly that $his nipples are clearly visible.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					large breasts stretch out the bodysuit so tightly that $his nipples are nearly visible.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					flat chest is hugged tightly by the bodysuit, $his nipples pushing against the material.
-				<<else>>
-					breasts are hugged tightly by the bodysuit, $his nipples pushing against the material.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a bunny outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					tits are so immense that $his teddy can't contain them; it's pulled down to allow them to hang free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 6000>>
-					tits are so huge that $his teddy conceals special stays to keep them from popping out at the slightest movement. Breast flesh massively overflows $his top.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					tits are so big that $his teddy conceals special stays to keep them from popping out at the slightest movement.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					big tits are perpetually on the verge of spilling out of $his top.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					teddy tightly clings to $his flat chest somehow making $him look even flatter.
-				<<else>>
-					teddy conceals cunning stays designed to make $his bosom look considerably bigger than it actually is.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					top has been retailored to fit $his enormous bust. The ample breast flesh almost completely consumes $his silken lingerie. $His silken vest is barely visible behind $his massive tits.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					gigantic tits dwarf $his tiny top. It barely manages to cover $his nipples. $His silken vest is parted to either side of $his breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					large breasts spill out from above and below $his tight top.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					top tightly clings to $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					top tightly clings to $his chest.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a maternity dress">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					low cut dress can't contain $his enormous breasts, so $he keeps it pulled up just below $his bust.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					low cut dress can barely conceal $his giant breasts. They bulge over the top and create a deep valley of cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>
-					dress is low cut and reveals a large amount of cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					dress is low cut, tightly hugs $his flat chest and ends just above $his nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					dress is low cut and ends just above $his nipples.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "stretch pants and a crop-top">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is wearing a massively oversized custom crop-top designed to handle $his monumental tits. Even so, it's stretched taut just struggling to cover $his nipples, causing acres of breast flesh to spill out from under and above it.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 10000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's oversized crop-top struggles to contain even half of $his immense breasts leaving plenty of underboob visible alongside with $his cleavage. Every motion risks a nipple popping free.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's oversized crop-top struggles to contain $his enormous breasts leaving plenty of underboob visible alongside with $his cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName has swapped up to the largest crop-top available. Even so, it barely covers them and creates plenty of cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's crop-top struggles to contain $his huge breasts leaving plenty of underboob visible alongside with $his cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's crop-top tightly hugs $his big breasts creating plenty of cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's crop-top tightly clings to $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's crop-top tightly hugs $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-				<<switch $activeSlave.sexualFlaw>>
-					<<case "neglectful">>
-						"All For You"
-					<<case "cum addict">>
-						"Cum 'ere Sexy"
-					<<case "anal addict">>
-						"Reach Around Back"
-					<<case "attention whore">>
-						"Will Flash For Attention"
-					<<case "breast growth">>
-						"Could Be Bigger"
-					<<case "abusive">>
-						"Fondlers May Be Slapped"
-					<<case "malicious">>
-						"Careful, I Bite"
-					<<case "self hating">>
-						"Rough 'em Up"
-					<<case "breeder">>
-						"Drink Deep"
-					<<default>>
-						<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>
-							<<switch $activeSlave.fetish>>
-								<<case "submissive">>
-									"Take Me"
-								<<case "cumslut">>
-									"Splash Zone"
-								<<case "humiliation">>
-									"Flasher"
-								<<case "buttslut">>
-									"Reach Around"
-								<<case "boobs">>
-									"Your Hands Here"
-								<<case "sadist">>
-									"Taste the Pain"
-								<<case "masochist">>
-									"Be Rough"
-								<<case "dom">>
-									"Queen Bitch"
-								<<case "pregnancy">>
-									"Milk Me"
-								<<case "mindbroken">>
-									"Free Slut"
-								<<default>>
-									<<InscripDesc>>
-							<</switch>>
-						<<else>>
-							<<InscripDesc>>
-						<</if>>
-				<</switch>>
-				is written across $his chest in large, vibrant letters.
-			<<case "harem gauze">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's harem girl outfit
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					lets $his inhuman breasts rest beneath
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					lets $his breasts swing free beneath
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					gently covers $his flat chest with
-				<<else>>
-					only covers $his breasts with
-				<</if>>
-				a thin film of gauze.
-			<<case "a slutty nurse outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's jacket
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					closes beneath $his tits, leaving almost everything visible.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					pushes $his tits together to form some great cleavage.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					tightly hugs $his flat chest, since it has no breasts to form cleavage with.
-				<<else>>
-					pushes $his tits together to form as much cleavage as possible.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a schoolgirl outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					breasts are too big for $his blouse, so $he's tied it under them; they're so huge that it's buried under them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					breasts are too big for $his blouse, so $he's tied it under them and left them totally bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					blouse tightly hugs $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					blouse only barely covers $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a kimono">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's kimono
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					can't cover $his breasts, so $he leaves it hanging loose; allowing them to hang freely.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					barely covers $his breasts. It reveals most of $his chest, just covering the outer edges of $his breasts and their nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					demurely covers $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					demurely rests over $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					demurely covers $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "battledress">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's immense breasts are barely supported by a specially engineered, space-age sports bra.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's huge breasts are supported by a specially engineered, space-age sports bra under $his tank top.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName is flat as an ironing board; $he wears $his tank top without a bra underneath.
-				<<else>>
-					$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are supported by a sports bra under $his tank top.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "slutty jewelry">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's bangles include a
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					thin chain that runs under $his breasts, disappearing entirely.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-					thin chain that runs under $his breasts, appearing and disappearing enticingly when $he moves.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					thin chain that runs across $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					light chain that loops under $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a burqa">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's burqa
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a tube top and thong" "a tube top" "leather pants and a tube top">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's tube top
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a button-up shirt and panties" "a button-up shirt" "a t-shirt" "a t-shirt and thong" "a t-shirt and panties" "sport shorts and a t-shirt" "a t-shirt and jeans">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's shirt
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "an oversized t-shirt and boyshorts" "an oversized t-shirt">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's over-sized shirt
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, the fabric easily stretches to cover $his expansive mounds of flesh.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, the fabric easily covers $his absurdly-sized breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a thong" "a skimpy loincloth" "boyshorts" "cutoffs" "leather pants" "panties" "jeans" "sport shorts">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					are completely bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					are completely bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					are completely bare.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					are completely bare.
-				<<else>>
-					are completely bare.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a tank-top" "a tank-top and panties">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's tank-top
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a sweater" "a sweater and cutoffs" "a sweater and panties">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's sweater
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "leather pants and pasties" "panties and pasties" "pasties">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					are completely bare, except for the pasties covering $his nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					are completely bare, except for the pasties covering $his nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					are completely bare, except for the pasties covering $his nipples.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					are completely bare, except for the pasties covering $his nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					are completely bare, except for the pasties covering $his nipples.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a bra" "a striped bra" "a sports bra" "sport shorts and a sports bra" "striped underwear">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's bra
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a nice pony outfit" "a slutty pony outfit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's outfit
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a one-piece swimsuit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's swimsuit
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a gothic lolita dress" "a hanbok">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's blouse
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					entirely conceals $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					entirely conceals $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a hijab and abaya" "a niqab and abaya">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's abaya
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					modestly rests over $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a klan robe" "a slutty klan robe">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's robe
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts, although the fabric struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					modestly rests over $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					modestly cover $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a hijab and blouse">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's two shirts
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					modestly cover $his breasts, although the fabrics struggle to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					modestly cover $his breasts. They have both been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					modestly cover $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					modestly cover $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					modestly cover $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a burkini">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's burkini
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts, although it struggles to ensure they are entirely covered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts. It has been let out a great deal in order to cover the entirety of $his chest.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts, though it cannot conceal their absurd size.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					modestly covers $his flat chest.
-				<<else>>
-					modestly covers $his breasts.
-				<</if>>
-			<<case "a Santa dress">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's red holiday dress is designed with a dangerously low neckline, which
-				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-					$his colossal breasts spill out of completely unheeded.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-					serves only to prop up $his massive, otherwise naked breasts.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-					lies at nipple-level on $his big breasts, leaving a decent portion of $his areolae uncovered.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-					hangs lowly on $his flat chest, occasionally revealing one of $his nipples.
-				<<else>>
-					accentuates $his cleavage, especially since it always appears to be slipping down $his body.
-				<</if>>
-			<<default>>
-			<</switch>>
-		<</if>>
-	<<else>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
-			$activeSlave.slaveName's flat chest is bare and begging for surgery.
-		<<else>>
-			$activeSlave.slaveName's breasts are bare and ready for surgery.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-$His
-<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>><<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> breasts are practically non-existent.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 400>><<print either("pointy", "tiny")>> breasts<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>> CCs each,<</if>> would only fill A-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 500>><<print either("perky", "small")>> <<print either("boobs", "bosoms", "breasts", "tits")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill B-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 650>><<print either("curved", "healthy")>> <<print either("boobs", "bosoms", "breasts", "tits")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill C-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 800>><<print either("big", "sizable")>> <<print either("boobs", "bosoms", "breasts", "tits")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill D-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1000>><<print either("big", "large")>> <<print either("boobs", "bosoms", "breasts", "tits")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill DD-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1200>><<print either("hefty", "proud")>> <<print either("tits", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders", "boobs")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill F-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1400>><<print either("hefty", "huge")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill G-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1600>><<print either("huge", "massive")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill H-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1800>><<print either("enormous", "massive")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill I-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2050>><<print either("enormous", "titanic")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill J-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2300>><<print either("stupendous", "titanic")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill K-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2600>><<print either("magnificent", "stupendous")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill L-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 2900>><<print either("impressive", "magnificent")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill M-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 3250>><<print either("awe-inspiring", "impressive")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill N-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 3600>><<print either("absurd", "awe-inspiring")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill O-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 3950>><<print either("attention-grabbing", "disproportionate")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill P-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 4300>><<print either("massive", "shocking")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill Q-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 4700>><<print either("jaw-dropping", "striking")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill R-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 5000+($activeSlave.muscles*10) && $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
-		<<print either("astounding", "tremendous")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill S-cups and are so large that $he might not be able to walk, if $he still had legs.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles > 5)>>
-		<<print either("astounding", "tremendous")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill S-cups and are so large that $his <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>shredded<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>rippling<<else>>toned<</if>> back muscles get a workout just from supporting them. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<<else>>
-		<<print either("astounding", "tremendous")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill S-cups and are so large that $he can barely stand. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 5100>><<print either("astounding", "tremendous")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill S-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 5500>><<print either("frightening", "unmissable")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill T-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 6000>><<print either("attention-grabbing", "unmissable")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill U-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 6500>><<print either("attention-grabbing", "spectacular")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill V-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 7000>><<print either("obviously engineered", "spectacular")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill W-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 7500>><<print either("disproportionate", "obviously engineered")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill X-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 8000>><<print either("disproportionate", "nearly inhuman")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill Y-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 8500>><<print either("nearly alien", "nearly inhuman")>> <<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> would fill Z-cups.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 10000+($activeSlave.muscles*20) && $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>> At <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each, they<<else>> They<</if>> are so large that $he might not be able to walk, if $he still had legs.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles >= 5)>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>> At <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each, they<<else>> They<</if>> are so large that $his <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>shredded<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>rippling<<else>>toned<</if>> back muscles get a workout just from supporting them. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<<else>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>> At <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each, they<<else>> They<</if>> are so large that $he can barely stand. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 20000+($activeSlave.muscles*50) && $activeSlave.physicalAge < 18>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>> At <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each, they<<else>> They<</if>> are so large that $he might not be able to walk, if $he still had legs.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles >= 5)>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>> At <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each, they<<else>> They<</if>> are so large that $his <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>shredded<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>rippling<<else>>toned<</if>> back muscles get a workout just from supporting them. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<<else>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.<<if $showBoobCCs == 1>> At <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each, they<<else>> They<</if>> are so large that $he can barely stand. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 20000>><<print either("breasts", "mammaries", "tits", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> have <<if $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>been altered<<else>>grown<</if>> past any pretense of proportion.
-<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 30000+($activeSlave.muscles*100) && $activeSlave.physicalAge >= 18>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> are so large that $he might not be able to walk, if $he still had legs.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles > 5)>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> are so large that $his <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>shredded<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>rippling<<else>>toned<</if>> back muscles get a workout just from supporting them. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<<else>>
-		<<print either("boobs", "breasts", "mammaries", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> are so large that $he can barely stand. If they grow any larger, $he may not be able to walk.
-	<</if>>
-<<else>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>
-		<<print either("tits", "boobs", "mammaries")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> are so immense it is safer to leave $him resting atop them. $His udders each weigh more than twice the rest of $his body, since $his body consists of nothing but $his head, torso, and breasts.
-	<<else>>
-		<<print either("tits", "boobs", "mammaries", "udders")>><<if $showBoobCCs == 1>>, <<print num($activeSlave.boobs)>> CCs each,<</if>> are so gargantuan that they effectively immobilize $him. $He's most comfortable lying down.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
+	<<print App.Desc.boobs($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "boobsExtraDescription">>
-
-<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderFundamentalistLawBeauty + $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalistLawBeauty > 0>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 12000>>
-		They're so large that the fashionable feminine ideal is a bad joke here.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1600 && $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset">>
-		They're too big for the fashionable feminine ideal.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800 && $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset">>
-		They're bigger than expected for the fashionable feminine ideal, but given the average bust size in your arcology, it's not a surprise.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>
-		They're too big for the fashionable feminine ideal.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 500>>
-		They're too small for the fashionable feminine ideal.
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiastLaw == 1>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.boobs >= 300)>>
-		They're way too existent for the fashionable feminine ideal.
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadenceLaw2 == 1>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.boobs < 2000)>>
-		They're too small for the fashionable feminine ideal.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge >= 18>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll > 0>>
-			The difficulties of having gigantic breasts are much reduced for a Fuckdoll, since $he's almost always restrained, stationary, or both.
-		<<else>>
-			<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>
-				$His breasts are so massive that it is difficult for $him to move.
-				<<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>
-					However, $he is so powerfully built that $he can manage it with effort, using $his arms to support them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
-					$He can barely manage to get to $his feet unaided, and usually walks with $his arms crossed under $his tits to help take their weight.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>
-					$He requires assistance to get to $his feet, and uses a stand to support them when $he must remain upright for more than a short time.
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 12000)>>
-					The straps that secure $him to the milking machine have become less necessary since $his breasts grew to the point where they pin $him to it.
-				<<else>>
-					$He cannot get to $his feet unaided, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his boobs when $he must walk or remain upright.
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs >= 40000>>
-				They each are easily as big as $him, making $him mostly boob.
-			<<else>>
-				Together they are nearly the same size as $his torso, making $him about half boob.
-			<</if>>
-			<<if ($activeSlave.assignment != "work in the dairy") || ($dairyRestraintsSetting < 2)>>
-				<<if $boobAccessibility == 1>>
-					Fortunately for $him, the penthouse is adapted for daily life with a bosom
-				<<else>>
-					$He has trouble living in your penthouse, which is not designed for <<= $girl>>s with chests
-				<</if>>
-				wider than a standard doorway.
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll > 0>>
-			The difficulties of having gigantic breasts are much reduced for a Fuckdoll, since $he's almost always restrained, stationary, or both.
-		<<else>>
-	<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>
-				$His breasts are so massive that it is difficult for $him to move.
-				<<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>
-					However, $he is so powerfully built that $he can manage it with effort, using $his arms to support them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
-					$He can barely manage to get to $his feet unaided, and usually walks with $his arms crossed under $his tits to help take their weight.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>
-					$He requires assistance to get to $his feet, and uses a stand to support them when $he must remain upright for more than a short time.
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 5100+($activeSlave.muscles*100))>>
-					The straps that secure $him to the milking machine have become less necessary since $his breasts grew to the point where they pin $him to it.
-				<<else>>
-					$He cannot get to $his feet unaided, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his boobs when $he must walk or remain upright.
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs >= 40000>>
-				They each dwarf $him, making $him mostly boob.
-			<<else>>
-				Together they are nearly the same size as $his torso, making $him about half boob.
-			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000 && ($activeSlave.assignment != "work in the dairy") || ($dairyRestraintsSetting < 2)>>
-				<<if $boobAccessibility == 1>>
-					Fortunately for $him, the penthouse is adapted for daily life with a bosom
-				<<else>>
-					$He has trouble living in your penthouse, which is not designed for <<= $girl>>s with chests
-				<</if>>
-				wider than a standard doorway.
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 8000>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll > 0>>
-			The difficulties of having gigantic breasts are much reduced for a Fuckdoll, since $he's almost always restrained, stationary, or both.
-		<<else>>
-			<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>
-				$His breasts are so massive that it is difficult for $him to move.
-				<<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>
-				However, $he is so powerfully built that $he can manage it with effort, using $his arms to support them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
-				$He can barely manage to get to $his feet unaided, and usually walks with $his arms crossed under $his tits to help take their weight.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>
-				$He requires assistance to get to $his feet, and uses a stand to support them when $he must remain upright for more than a short time.
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 7000+($activeSlave.muscles*200))>>
-				The straps that secure $him to the milking machine have become less necessary since $his breasts grew to the point where they pin $him to it.
-				<<else>>
-				$He cannot get to $his feet unaided, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his boobs when $he must walk or remain upright.
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs >= 20000>>
-				Together they are nearly the same size as $his torso, making $him about half boob.
-			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000 && ($activeSlave.assignment != "work in the dairy") || ($dairyRestraintsSetting < 2)>>
-				<<if $boobAccessibility == 1>>
-				Fortunately for $him, the penthouse is adapted for daily life with a bosom
-				<<else>>
-				$He has trouble living in your penthouse, which is not designed for <<= $girl>>s with chests
-				<</if>>
-				wider than a standard doorway.
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge < 18>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 15000>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll > 0>>
-			The difficulties of having gigantic breasts are much reduced for a Fuckdoll, since $he's almost always restrained, stationary, or both.
-		<<else>>
-			<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>
-				$His breasts are so massive that it is difficult for $him to move.
-				<<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>
-					However, $he is so powerfully built that $he can manage it with effort, using $his arms to support them.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
-					$He can barely manage to get to $his feet unaided, and usually walks with $his arms crossed under $his tits to help take their weight.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 5>>
-					$He requires assistance to get to $his feet, and uses a stand to support them when $he must remain upright for more than a short time.
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 9000+($activeSlave.muscles*500))>>
-					The straps that secure $him to the milking machine have become less necessary since $his breasts grew to the point where they pin $him to it.
-				<<else>>
-					$He cannot get to $his feet unaided, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his boobs when $he must walk or remain upright.
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs >= 40000>>
-				Together they are nearly the same size as $his torso, making $him about half boob.
-			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 20000 && ($activeSlave.assignment != "work in the dairy") || ($dairyRestraintsSetting < 2)>>
-				<<if $boobAccessibility == 1>>
-					Fortunately for $him, the penthouse is adapted for daily life with a bosom
-				<<else>>
-					$He has trouble living in your penthouse, which is not designed for <<= $girl>>s with chests
-				<</if>>
-				wider than a standard doorway.
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.markings == "heavily freckled">>
-		<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
-			They're covered in freckles, though $his tits are so big that the freckles are spaced widely across the breadth of each boob.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 250>>
-			They're covered in freckles, which are particularly dense in the cleft between them.
-		<<else>>
-			$His chest is covered in dense freckles.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.markings == "freckles">>
-		<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 250>>
-			The tops of $his breasts and $his cleavage are lightly freckled.
-		<<else>>
-			$His chest is covered in a light spray of freckles.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
+	<<print App.Desc.boobsExtra($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 
 <<widget "boobBrandDescription">>
-
-<<if $showBodyMods == 1>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.brand != 0) && ["breasts", "left breast", "right breast"].includes($activeSlave.brandLocation)>>
-			<<= App.Desc.brand($activeSlave)>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
+	<<print App.Desc.boobsBrand($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 
 <<widget "nipplesDescription">>
-
-<<set _nipColor = nippleColor($activeSlave)>>
-
-<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll > 0>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>
-		$His $activeSlave.nipples, _nipColor, milky nipples protrude through holes in the suit, to allow drinking.
-	<<else>>
-		$His nipples are completely obscured.
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1)>>
-	$His
-	<<switch $activeSlave.nipples>>
-	<<case "tiny">>
-		tiny _nipColor nipples are too small for the milkers, and the suction is drawing a lot of boob in with them.
-	<<case "puffy">>
-		puffy _nipColor nipples form a good seal against the milkers' suction.
-	<<case "partially inverted">>
-		_nipColor, partially inverted nipples are causing $him some discomfort as the milkers haul against them.
-	<<case "inverted">>
-		_nipColor, inverted nipples are being kept painfully protruded by the milkers' powerful suction.
-	<<case "huge">>
-		huge _nipColor nipples fill the milkers completely.
-	<<case "fuckable">>
-		fuckable _nipColor nipples leave nothing for the milkers, and the suction is drawing a lot of boob in with them.
-	<<default>>
-		_nipColor nipples are being tugged at by the milkers' powerful suction.
-	<</switch>>
-<<else>>
-	$His _nipColor nipples are
-	<<if ($activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 0) || ($activeSlave.energy > 95) || $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">>
-		<<switch $activeSlave.nipples>>
-		<<case "tiny">>
-			stiff little nubs.
-		<<case "puffy">>
-			puffy and erect, the stiff flesh around each swelling outward to a pointy promontory.
-		<<case "partially inverted" "inverted">>
-			stiffly erect. They'd be inverted if $he weren't so aroused, but $he's so horny they stay popped out.
-		<<case "huge">>
-			<<if ($activeSlave.boobs-$activeSlave.boobsImplant > 7500)>>
-				in proportion with $his breasts: they're stiffly erect and
-				<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.dick < 3)>>
-					bigger than $his girlcock.
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.height < 160) && ($activeSlave.amp != 1)>>
-					almost as large as $his little fists.
-				<<else>>
-					large enough to be jerked off.
-				<</if>>
-			<<else>>
-				enormously erect.
-			<</if>>
-		<<case "fuckable">>
-			swollen shut<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>> and leaking milk<</if>>.
-		<<default>>
-			stiffly erect.
-		<</switch>>
-	<<else>>
-		<<switch $activeSlave.nipples>>
-		<<case "tiny">>
-			tiny little nubs.
-		<<case "puffy">>
-			puffy, the soft flesh around each swelling outward to a promontory.
-		<<case "partially inverted">>
-			<<if $activeSlave.nipplesPiercing != 0>>
-				partially inverted, or would be if they weren't pierced. The metal is holding them protruded, causing some discomfort.
-			<<else>>
-				partially inverted: when soft, they rest flush with the front of the breast.
-			<</if>>
-		<<case "inverted">>
-			<<if $activeSlave.nipplesPiercing != 0>>
-				inverted, or would be if they weren't pierced. The metal is holding them protruded, to the slave's considerable discomfort.
-			<<else>>
-				inverted: they are completely swallowed by the surrounding breastflesh.
-			<</if>>
-		<<case "huge">>
-			<<if ($activeSlave.boobs-$activeSlave.boobsImplant > 7500)>>
-				in proportion with $his breasts: they've grown
-				<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.dick < 3)>>
-					bigger than $his little girlcock.
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.height < 160) && ($activeSlave.amp != 1)>>
-					almost as large as $his little fists.
-				<<else>>
-					large enough to be jerked off.
-				<</if>>
-			<<else>>
-				the size of the last joint of $his thumbs when erect.
-			<</if>>
-		<<case "fuckable">>
-			completely inverted; they extend deep enough into $his breasts to be safely penetrated.
-		<<default>>
-			pretty normal.
-		<</switch>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-	<<if ($showClothing == 1) && ($saleDescription == 0)>>
-		<<switch $activeSlave.clothes>>
-		<<case "a monokini")>>
-			Since $he is topless, they're plainly visible.
-		<<default>>
-			<<if !["fuckable", "inverted", "partially inverted", "tiny"].includes($activeSlave.nipples)>>
-				<<switch $activeSlave.clothes>>
-				<<case "cutoffs and a t-shirt")>>
-					Since $he isn't wearing a bra, they tent the front of $his t-shirt.
-				<<case "clubslut netting")>>
-					They tent the front of $his netting.
-				<<case "stretch pants and a crop-top")>>
-					Since $he isn't wearing a bra, they tent the front of $his crop-top.
-				<</switch>>
-			<</if>>
-		<</switch>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.assignment == "work in the dairy") && ($dairyRestraintsSetting > 1)>>
-		The transparent lines coming off the cups attached to each of $his nipples are white with a constant stream of milk.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.lactation == 1>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.boobsMilk > 0>>
-			$His breasts are painfully engorged with milk.
-		<<else>>
-			$His motherly breasts are full of milk.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.fuckdoll > 0>>
-		$His overworked, overfull breasts press its nipples through the holes mercilessly.
-	<<else>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.nipples == "fuckable">>
-			$His fuckable nipples prevent $him from releasing milk spontaneously. The lactation drugs are so powerful that if $he hasn't been milked in the past hour or so, the built-up pressure leaves $him <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>weeping<<else>>whining<</if>> piteously; makes for an interesting nipple fuck, however.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.nipples == "inverted">>
-			$His inverted nipples prevent $him from releasing milk spontaneously. The lactation drugs are so powerful that if $he hasn't been milked in the past hour or so, the built-up pressure leaves $him <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>weeping<<else>>whining<</if>> piteously.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>
-			The powerful lactation drugs keep $his breasts so full of milk that when $he orgasms <<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>>$he releases three jets of white fluid: a stream of milk from each nipple and a squirt of cum from $his dickhead<<else>>$he cums milk out of $his nipples<</if>>.
-		<<else>>
-			The lactation drugs are so powerful that if $he hasn't been milked in the past hour or so, $he leaves a mess wherever $he goes.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.lactationAdaptation > 10>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.lactationAdaptation > 50>>
-			$He's given so much milk that $his body is now well-adapted to copious production.
-		<<else>>
-			$His body has become used to milk production.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
+	<<print App.Desc.nipples($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 
 <<widget "areolaeDescription">>
-
-<<set _nipColor = nippleColor($activeSlave)>>
-<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-	<<if $showBodyMods == 1>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.areolaePiercing == 0>>
-			<<switch $activeSlave.areolae>>
-			<<case 1>>
-				$His areolae form large, lovely circles of _nipColor skin around each nipple.
-			<<case 2>>
-				$His areolae are unusually wide, eye-catching circles of _nipColor skin around each nipple.
-			<<case 3>>
-				$His _nipColor areolae are unnaturally broad, covering much of the <<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">>bottom<<else>>front<</if>> of each breast.
-			<<case 4>>
-				$His _nipColor areolae are unnaturally huge, almost entirely covering the <<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">>bottom<<else>>front<</if>> of each breast.
-			<<default>>
-				$His $activeSlave.nipples nipples are surrounded by a minimal _nipColor areolae.
-			<</switch>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.areolaeShape == "heart">>
-				$His _nipColor areolae are heart-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration.<<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">> $His motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the curved top of each heart visible.<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.areolaeShape == "star">>
-				$His _nipColor areolae are star-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration.<<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">> $His motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the pointed top of each star visible.<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.areolaeShape != "circle">>
-				$His _nipColor areolae are <<= $activeSlave.areolaeShape>>-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration.<<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">> $His motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the top of each $activeSlave.areolaeShape visible.<</if>>
-			<</if>>
-		<<else>>
-			<<areolaePiercingDescription>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-	<<if ($showClothing == 1) && ($saleDescription == 0)>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.areolae > 1>>
-			<<switch $activeSlave.clothes>>
-			<<case "a string bikini">>
-				$His string bikini covers only $his nipples, with the rest of $his areolae lewdly visible around them.
-			<<case "slutty business attire">>
-				The upper half of each of them is visible above the top of $his blouse.
-			<<case "a cheerleader outfit" "a bunny outfit">>
-				The upper half of each of them is visible.
-			<<case "a leotard">>
-				The material of $his leotard is so thin and tight that not only are $his nipples obvious, the outline of $his areolae can be made out, too.
-			<<case "a monokini">>
-				As $his monokini leaves $him topless, $his areolae are naturally on public display.
-			<</switch>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
+	<<print App.Desc.areola($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsPiercings.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsPiercings.tw
index 069acfea657..fb8a5fc00ed 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsPiercings.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsPiercings.tw
@@ -212,35 +212,7 @@
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "areolaePiercingDescription">>
-	<<set _nippleColor = nippleColor($activeSlave)>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.areolaePiercing > 0>>
-			<<switch $activeSlave.areolae>>
-			<<case 1>>
-				$His areolae form large, lovely circles of _nippleColor skin around each nipple.
-				$He has stud piercings around their borders, enhancing the contrast.
-			<<case 2>>
-				$His areolae are unusually wide, eye-catching circles of _nippleColor skin around each nipple.
-				$He has stud piercings around their borders, enhancing the contrast.
-			<<case 3>>
-				$His _nippleColor areolae are unnaturally broad, covering much of the <<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">>bottom<<else>>front<</if>> of each breast.
-				$He has many stud piercings around their edges, forming a metal border between _nippleColor nipple and breast.
-			<<case 4>>
-				$His _nippleColor areolae are unnaturally huge, almost entirely covering the <<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">>bottom<<else>>front<</if>> of each breast.
-				$He has many stud piercings around their edges, forming a metal border between _nippleColor nipple and breast.
-			<<default>>
-				$He has stud piercings in circles around the edges of $his minimal _nippleColor areolae.
-				$His $activeSlave.nipples nipples are surrounded by a minimal _nippleColor areolae.
-			<</switch>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.areolaeShape == "heart">>
-				$His _nippleColor areolae are heart-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration. Their borders are defined by stud piercings with pink stones.<<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">> $His motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the curved top of each heart visible.<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.areolaeShape == "star">>
-				$His _nippleColor areolae are star-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration. Their borders are defined by shiny stud piercings.<<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">> $His motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the pointed top of each star visible.<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.areolaeShape != "circle">>
-				$His _nippleColor areolae are <<= $activeSlave.areolaeShape>>-shaped, an obvious surgical alteration. Their borders are defined by shiny stud piercings.<<if $activeSlave.boobShape == "saggy">> $His motherly boobs point downward, though, leaving only the top of each $activeSlave.areolaeShape visible.<</if>>
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
+	<<print App.Desc.areolaePiercing($activeSlave)>>
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "navelPiercingDescription">>
-- 
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