diff --git a/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw b/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw
index 3a589a4e3ee9ac1a22aa014bff8816144d98dfb2..e2ce8a3ff96d398c31db4a422023da1d689da52a 100644
--- a/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw
+++ b/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw
@@ -18,17 +18,17 @@
 
 You could direct $assistantName to relay your orders to $activeSlave.slaveName, but you've decided to avoid relying too much on machine assistance. So, $he is merely directed to report to your office. The
 <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 95>>
-	worshipful $girl <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>hurries in as soon as $he possibly can<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, happy $his beloved <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> is taking an interest in $him.
+	worshipful $girl <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>hurries in as soon as $he possibly can<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, happy $his beloved <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> is taking an interest in $him.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 50>>
-	devoted $girl <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>hurries in promptly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, eager to do whatever you demand of $him.
+	devoted $girl <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>hurries in promptly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, eager to do whatever you demand of $him.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>
-	$girl, broken to your will, <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>comes in promptly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, clearly ready to follow orders.
+	$girl, broken to your will, <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>comes in promptly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, clearly ready to follow orders.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.trust < -20) && ($activeSlave.devotion > -10)>>
-	fearful slave <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>comes in promptly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, afraid of what will happen to $him if $he doesn't.
+	fearful slave <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>comes in promptly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, afraid of what will happen to $him if $he doesn't.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.trust < -50)>>
-	terrified slave <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>comes in hurriedly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, almost paralyzed by terror of what will happen to $him if $he doesn't.
+	terrified slave <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>comes in hurriedly<<else>>comes in as soon as $he can get another slave to carry $him in<</if>>, almost paralyzed by terror of what will happen to $him if $he doesn't.
 <<else>>
-	rebellious slave <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>comes in slowly, having decided that $he can always decide to resist once $he hears what you want<<else>>comes in as soon as you order another slave to carry $him in, since $he can't exactly resist this without limbs<</if>>.
+	rebellious slave <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>comes in slowly, having decided that $he can always decide to resist once $he hears what you want<<else>>comes in as soon as you order another slave to carry $him in, since $he can't exactly resist this without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>legs<</if>><</if>>.
 <</if>>
 You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately, to serve in $brothelName<<else>>$brothelName immediately, to serve there<</if>> until further notice.
 
@@ -209,9 +209,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				"I — I'm going to h-have to <<s>>uck a lot of dick there, aren't I." $He swallows nervously. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hands fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				"Being a whore i<<s>> a <<s>>in," $he <<say>>s quietly, half to $himself. "I'm going t-to b-be <<s>>o dirty. I'm going to h-hell." $He starts to cry quietly. "<<S>>-<<s>>orry, <<Master>>. I'll do my be<<s>>t."
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -286,9 +286,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				$He slowly gestures if blowjobs are popular there while swallowing nervously. $His lower lip starts to quiver, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				$He slowly gestures if anal is popular there and <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				$He slowly gestures if anal is popular there and <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				$He slowly gestures that $he understands that customers will expect to fuck $him and <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hands fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				$He slowly gestures that $he understands that customers will expect to fuck $him and <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				$He shakily gestures that $he'll be a sinner, but if that's what you want, $he'll do it. $He starts to cry quietly.
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -316,9 +316,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				"I — I'm going to h-have to <<s>>uck a lot of dick, aren't I." $He swallows and tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hands fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				"Being a whore i<<s>> a <<s>>in," $he <<say>>s quietly, half to $himself. "I'm going t-to b-be <<s>>o dirty. I'm going to h-hell." $He starts to cry quietly. $He tries to get $himself back under control, out of fear, but finally wails, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>orry, p-plea<<s>>e forgive me God," and dissolves into sobbing.
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -342,9 +342,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				by asking if $he'll have to suck a lot of dick. $He swallows and tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				by asking if $he'll be assfucked a lot. $He <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
+				by asking if $he'll be assfucked a lot. $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				by asking if $he's going to be constantly fucked. $He <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without limbs.<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hands fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy.<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hands.<</if>> $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
+				by asking if $he's going to be constantly fucked. $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				that being a whore is a sin. $He starts to cry quietly. $He tries to get $himself back under control, out of fear, but finally wails and dissolves into prayers intermixed with sobbing.
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -368,7 +368,7 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 	$He manages to
 	<<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		get "Oh fuck n-" out
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.amp != 1>>
+	<<elseif hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		flip you an incredibly rude gesture
 	<<else>>
 		get an incredibly rude gesture out
diff --git a/src/facilities/dairy/dairyFramework.js b/src/facilities/dairy/dairyFramework.js
index 25e92e35c815c3c2713e90b1c767dcf7c6697511..cd3e1d760440065a45e67423b92f098a16326d41 100644
--- a/src/facilities/dairy/dairyFramework.js
+++ b/src/facilities/dairy/dairyFramework.js
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@ App.Entity.Facilities.DairyCowJob = class extends App.Entity.Facilities.Facility
 			r.push(`${slave.slaveName}'s womb cannot accommodate current machine settings.`);
 		}
 
-		if ((slave.amp !== 1) && (this.facility.option("RestraintsUpgrade") !== 1) &&
+		if (!isAmputee(slave) && (this.facility.option("RestraintsUpgrade") !== 1) &&
 			!App.Entity.Facilities.Job._isBrokenEnough(slave, 20, -50, -20, -50)) {
 			r.push(`${slave.slaveName} must be obedient in order to be milked at ${this.facility.name}.`);
 		}
diff --git a/src/facilities/masterSuite/masterSuiteFramework.js b/src/facilities/masterSuite/masterSuiteFramework.js
index e2cd09cac5bb4ff3b4999e5d439505fe3f55d507..f9e5a3c6c79b5b7acbf2158503acdf943c5d56c1 100644
--- a/src/facilities/masterSuite/masterSuiteFramework.js
+++ b/src/facilities/masterSuite/masterSuiteFramework.js
@@ -49,7 +49,7 @@ App.Entity.Facilities.MasterSuiteFuckToyJob = class extends App.Entity.Facilitie
 App.Entity.Facilities.ConcubineJob = class extends App.Entity.Facilities.ManagingJob {
 	canEmploy(slave) {
 		let r = super.canEmploy(slave);
-		if (slave.amp === 1) {
+		if (isAmputee(slave)) {
 			r.push(`${slave.slaveName} can't serve as your Concubine without limbs.`);
 		}
 		return r;
diff --git a/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw b/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw
index 6d5364c2c05d05923c137b5f381fb342de96e3fd..7e1dfdf4ccd3b5eb9882ef7630a3c12925adbc11 100644
--- a/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw
+++ b/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw
@@ -93,7 +93,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	</span>
-	<<if ($activeChild.amp == 0 || $activeChild.amp == -3 || $activeChild.amp == -5) && $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if (hasBothLegs($activeChild)) && $PC.dick == 1>>
 		| <<link "Get a footjob">><<replace "#miniscene">><<set $childSex = 1>><<include "FFeet">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
 
@@ -263,7 +263,7 @@
 	<<if ($activeChild.rivalryTarget != 0) && canWalk($activeChild)>>
 		| <<link "Abuse $his rival with $him">><<replace "#miniscene">><<set $childSex = 1>><<include "FRival">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken") && (($activeChild.amp != 1) || ($activeChild.voice != 0)) && $activeChild.accent != 4>>
+	<<if ($activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken") && ((!isAmputee($activeChild)) || ($activeChild.voice != 0)) && $activeChild.accent != 4>>
 		| <<link "Ask $him about $his feelings">><<replace "#miniscene">><<set $childSex = 1>><<include "FFeelings">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeChild.devotion >= 100 && $activeChild.relationship < 0 && $activeChild.relationship > -3>>
@@ -875,9 +875,9 @@ Hormones: <strong><span id="hormones">
 		| <<link "Herm hormone blend">><<set $activeChild.diet = "XXY">><<replace "#diet">>$activeChild.diet<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if ($activeChild.muscles <= 95) && $activeChild.amp != 1>>
+<<if ($activeChild.muscles <= 95) && !isAmputee($activeChild)>>
 	| <<link "Build muscle">><<set $activeChild.diet = "muscle building">><<replace "#diet">>$activeChild.diet<</replace>><</link>>
-<<elseif $activeChild.muscles > 95 && $activeChild.amp != 1>>
+<<elseif $activeChild.muscles > 95 && !isAmputee($activeChild)>>
 	| //$He is maintaining $his enormous musculature//
 <<else>>
 	| //$He has no limbs and thus can't effectively build muscle//
@@ -941,7 +941,7 @@ Typical reward: ''<span id="standardReward">$activeChild.standardReward</span>.'
 <br>Non-assignment orgasm rules: ''<span id="releaseRules">$activeChild.releaseRules</span>.''
 <<link "Permit masturbation and interslave sex">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "permissive">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
 <<link "Let $him get off with other slaves">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "sapphic">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
-<<if $activeChild.amp != 1 && $activeChild.fuckdoll == 0 && $activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken">>
+<<if !isAmputee($activeChild) && $activeChild.fuckdoll == 0 && $activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken">>
 	<<link "Restrict $him to masturbation only">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "masturbation">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
 <</if>>
 <<link "Only with you">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "restrictive">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
diff --git a/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw b/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw
index 7ce18eb896f99d7ef458432160e4b792b566f93d..4d92bc22200de37bbcb2679d33244ce41002bba4 100644
--- a/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw
+++ b/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw
@@ -881,9 +881,7 @@ is
 
 <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 
-<<if $activeChild.amp != 0>>
-	<<= App.Desc.amputee($activeChild)>>
-<</if>>
+<<= App.Desc.limbs($activeChild)>>
 
 <<ClothingDescription>>
 <<if $showBodyMods == 1>>
@@ -1081,17 +1079,17 @@ $He is
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $activeChild.amp == 0>>
+<<if hasAnyNaturalArms($activeChild)>>
 	<<if $activeChild.weight > 190>>
-		$He has hugely thick arms with sagging fat rolls and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>hugely thick arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with sagging fat rolls and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 160>>
-		$He has thick arms with drooping fat folds and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>thick arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with drooping fat folds and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 130>>
-		$He has plump arms with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>plump arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 97>>
-		$He has chubby arms with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>chubby arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<<else>>
-		$He has normal arms with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>normal arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeChild.muscles > 95>>
 		huge muscles<<if $activeChild.weight > 95>> hidden beneath $his soft flesh<</if>>.
@@ -1111,7 +1109,7 @@ $He is
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $activeChild.skill.combat > 0>>
-		$He is @@.aquamarine;skilled at combat:@@ $he is comfortable with the use of modern firearms and edged weapons, and $his hands <<if $activeChild.amp == -4>>would be deadly weapons even if they weren't full of deadly weapons already<<elseif $activeChild.amp > 0>>would be deadly weapons if $he had any<<else>>are deadly weapons<</if>>.
+		$He is @@.aquamarine;skilled at combat:@@ $he is comfortable with the use of modern firearms and edged weapons, and $his hands <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>would be deadly weapons if $he had <<if !hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>any<<else>>more than one<</if>><<else>><<if getArmCount($activeChild, 5) + getArmCount($activeChild, 6) > 1>>would be deadly weapons even if they weren't full of deadly weapons already<<else>>are deadly weapons<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1123,19 +1121,19 @@ $He is
 
 <<pregnancyDescription>>
 
-<<if $activeChild.amp == 0>>
+<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeChild)>>
 	<<if $activeChild.weight > 190>>
-		$He has extremely fat legs with immense soft, rather uneven thighs and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>an <</if>>extremely fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>an <</if>>immense soft, rather uneven thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 160>>
-		$He has very fat legs with massively thick, soft, somewhat uneven thighs and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>very fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>massively thick, soft, somewhat uneven thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 130>>
-		$He has fat legs with hugely thick, soft thighs and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>hugely thick, soft thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 97>>
-		$He has fat legs with thick, soft thighs and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>thick, soft thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 95>>
-		$He has normal legs with thick, soft thighs and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>normal leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>thick, soft thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<else>>
-		$He has relatively normal legs and thighs with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>relatively normal leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeChild.muscles > 95>>
 		huge muscles<<if $activeChild.weight > 95>> hidden beneath $his soft flab<</if>>.
@@ -1260,9 +1258,9 @@ $He is
 	<<elseif $activeChild.underArmHStyle == "shaved">>
 		$His armpits appear hairless, but closer inspection reveals light, $activeChild.underArmHColor stubble.
 	<<elseif $activeChild.underArmHStyle == "neat">>
-		$His armpit hair is neatly trimmed <<if $activeChild.amp == 1>>since it is always in full view<<else>>to not be visible unless $he lifts $his arms<</if>>.
+		$His armpit hair is neatly trimmed <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>since <<if hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>at least half<<else>>it<</if>> is always in full view<<else>>to not be visible unless $he lifts $his arms<</if>>.
 	<<elseif $activeChild.underArmHStyle == "bushy">>
-		$His $activeChild.underArmHColor armpit hair has been allowed to grow freely, <<if $activeChild.amp == 1>>creating two bushy patches under where $his arms used to be<<else>>it can be seen poking out from under $his arms at all times<</if>>.
+		$His $activeChild.underArmHColor armpit hair has been allowed to grow freely, <<if !hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>creating two bushy patches under where $his arms used to be<<else>>so it can be seen poking out from under $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> at all times<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1297,14 +1295,14 @@ $He is
 	<<if $activeChild.fuckdoll == 0>>
 		<<collarDescription>>
 		<<if ($activeChild.relationship > 4)>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>
-				$He has a simple gold band on the little finger of $his left hand.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
+				$He has a simple gold band on the little finger of $his <<if !hasLeftArm($activeChild)>>right<<else>>left<</if>> hand.
 			<<else>>
 				$He has a simple gold band on a length of chain around $his neck.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeChild.relationship == -3)>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>
-				$He has a simple steel band on the little finger of $his left hand.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
+				$He has a simple steel band on the little finger of $his <<if !hasLeftArm($activeChild)>>right<<else>>left<</if>> hand.
 			<<else>>
 				$He has a simple steel band on a length of cord around $his neck.
 			<</if>>
@@ -1374,49 +1372,49 @@ $He is
 			$He smells of sexual fluids and $his breasts are slightly swollen. The fertility drugs have $him ready to be impregnated.
 		<</if>>
 	<<case "intensive breast injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "hyper breast injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "intensive butt injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "hyper butt injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "intensive penis enhancement">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
 	<<case "intensive testicle enhancement">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a bead of cum forms on tip of $his dick. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a bead of cum forms on tip of $his dick. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 	<<case "hyper penis enhancement">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
 	<<case "hyper testicle enhancement">>
 		<<if $activeChild.balls < 20>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum drools from the tip of $his dick. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum drools from the tip of $his dick. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<<elseif $activeChild.balls >= 50>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a thick cascade of cum pours from the tip of $his cock. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a thick cascade of cum pours from the tip of $his cock. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<<elseif $activeChild.balls >= 37>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum freely flows from the tip of $his cock, pooling under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum freely flows from the tip of $his cock, pooling under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<<elseif $activeChild.balls >= 20>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as precum pools under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as precum pools under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<</if>>
 	<<case "female hormone injections" "male hormone injections">>
 		$He looks very ill, likely a side effect of the extreme hormone injections.
 	<<case "appetite suppressors">>
 		Despite how little $he has been eating lately, $his stomach barely growls at all.
 	<<case "penis atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his dick uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his dick<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his dick.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his dick uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his dick<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his dick.
 	<<case "testicle atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his balls<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his testicles.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his balls<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his testicles.
 	<<case "clitoris atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his clit uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his clit<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his clitoris.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his clit uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his clit<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his clitoris.
 	<<case "labia atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his pussy uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his cunt<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his labia.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his pussy uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his cunt<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his labia.
 	<<case "nipple atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his nipples uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his breasts<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his nipples.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his nipples uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his breasts<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his nipples.
 	<<case "lip atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He massages $his lips uncomfortably<<else>>$He licks $his lips uncomfortably<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his lips.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his lips uncomfortably<<else>>$He licks $his lips uncomfortably<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his lips.
 	<<case "breast redistributors">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his breasts' adipose tissue to $his middle.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his breasts' adipose tissue to $his middle.
 	<<case "butt redistributors">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.amp != 1)>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his buttock's adipose tissue to $his middle.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his buttock's adipose tissue to $his middle.
 	<<case "sag-B-gone">>
 		$His breasts are shiny from the layer of anti-sag cream rubbed onto them. They might be a little perkier, or not.
 	<<default>>
@@ -1424,23 +1422,23 @@ $He is
 	<<if $activeChild.aphrodisiacs > 0 || $activeChild.inflationType == "aphrodisiacs">>
 		<<if $activeChild.inflationType == "aphrodisiacs">>
 			$He's literally full of
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp == 1)>>
+			<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
 				aphrodisiacs, but is an amputee, so $he cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with extreme sexual frustration, desperately trying to relieve $himself, but only managing to stir up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut, strengthening their effects even more.
-			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
+			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityAnus) && ($activeChild.chastityPenis) && ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
 				aphrodisiacs, but is wearing a chastity belt and cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with extreme sexual frustration, desperately trying to relieve $himself, but only managing to stir up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut, strengthening their effects even more.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0) && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				aphrodisiacs, has<<if $seeDicks > 0>> no penis and<</if>> no vagina, and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he
+				aphrodisiacs, has<<if $seeDicks > 0>> no penis and<</if>> no vagina, and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he
 				<<if $activeChild.anus == 0>>
 					plays with a nipple with one hand while furiously rubbing $his virgin anus and the sensitive perineum beneath it with the other, desperately trying to get $himself off. $His frantic attempts force $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 				<<else>>
-					<<if $activeChild.anus > 2>>$his entire hand, formed into a beak shape,<<elseif $activeChild.anus > 1>>two fingers<<else>>a finger<</if>> to fuck $his own ass. $His frantic attempts force $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
+					uses <<if $activeChild.anus > 2>>$his entire hand, formed into a beak shape,<<elseif $activeChild.anus > 1>>two fingers<<else>>a finger<</if>> to fuck $his own ass. $His frantic attempts force $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation")>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
 				aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he desperately presents $his open mouth, $his breasts, $his crotch, and $his anus in turn, hoping that something will entice you to give $him relief.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
@@ -1450,23 +1448,23 @@ $He is
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeChild.aphrodisiacs > 1>>
 			$He's swimming in
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp == 1)>>
+			<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
 				aphrodisiacs, but is an amputee, so $he cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with extreme sexual frustration, desperately trying to relieve $himself.
-			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
+			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityAnus) && ($activeChild.chastityPenis) && ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
 				aphrodisiacs, but is wearing a chastity belt and cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with extreme sexual frustration, desperately trying to relieve $himself.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0) && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				aphrodisiacs, has<<if $seeDicks > 0>> no penis and<</if>> no vagina, and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he
+				aphrodisiacs, has<<if $seeDicks > 0>> no penis and<</if>> no vagina, and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he
 				<<if $activeChild.anus == 0>>
 					plays with a nipple with one hand while furiously rubbing $his virgin anus and the sensitive perineum beneath it with the other, desperately trying to get $himself off.
 				<<else>>
-					<<if $activeChild.anus > 2>>$his entire hand, formed into a beak shape,<<elseif $activeChild.anus > 1>>two fingers<<else>>a finger<</if>> to fuck $his own ass.
+					uses <<if $activeChild.anus > 2>>$his entire hand, formed into a beak shape,<<elseif $activeChild.anus > 1>>two fingers<<else>>a finger<</if>> to fuck $his own ass.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation")>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
 				aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he desperately presents $his open mouth, $his breasts, $his crotch, and $his anus in turn, hoping that something will entice you to give $him relief.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
@@ -1475,16 +1473,16 @@ $He is
 				aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he desperately presents $his open mouth, $his breasts, $his pussy, and $his anus in turn, hoping that something will entice you to give $him relief.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.amp == 1)>>
+			<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
 				$He's on aphrodisiacs, but is an amputee, so $he cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with sexual frustration.
-			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
+			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityAnus) && ($activeChild.chastityPenis) && ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
 				$He's on aphrodisiacs, but is wearing a chastity belt and cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with sexual frustration.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0) && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft with one hand while the other pinches a nipple.
+				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
-				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft and pussy with one hand while the other pinches a nipple.
+				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation")>>
-				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his pussy with one hand while the other pinches a nipple.
+				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.dick != 0) && canPenetrate($activeChild)>>
 				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he shifts $his weight uncomfortably. $His erect dick sways as $he does.
 			<<else>>
diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
index a61343d53ec2d9d5de5958e03827e7c8818e800c..41657971bcafb31c2466d8e8546be434aeab36cf 100644
--- a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
@@ -1002,12 +1002,11 @@ App.Desc.expandScarString = function(slave, surface) { // scars can sometimes be
 };
 
 
-
 /**
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} Description of slave's amputation, if present
+ * @returns {string} Description of slave's limbs
  */
-App.Desc.amputee = function(slave) {
+App.Desc.limbs = function(slave) {
 	"use strict";
 	let r = ``;
 	/* eslint-disable no-unused-vars*/
@@ -1016,6 +1015,53 @@ App.Desc.amputee = function(slave) {
 	} = getPronouns(slave);
 	/* eslint-enable */
 
+	/* TODO Arkerthan
+   	description similar in style to the commented out one instead of this simple version.
+   	*/
+
+	if (isAmputee(slave)) {
+		r += `${He} is a quadruple amputee and has not been equipped with prosthetics.`;
+	} else if (getLeftArmID(slave) === getRightArmID(slave) &&
+			getLeftArmID(slave) === getLeftLegID(slave) &&
+			getLeftArmID(slave) === getRightLegID(slave)) {
+		r += `${He} has ` + idToDescription(getLeftArmID(slave)) + ` limbs.`;
+	} else {
+		if (!hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+			r += `Both of ${his} arms have been amputated`;
+		} else if (!hasBothArms(slave)) {
+			if (hasLeftArm(slave)) {
+				r += `${He} has ` + addA(idToDescription(getLeftArmID(slave))) + ` left arm, but his right has been amputated,`;
+			} else {
+				r += `${He} has ` + addA(idToDescription(getRightArmID(slave))) + ` right arm, but his left has been amputated,`;
+			}
+		} else {
+			if (getLeftArmID(slave) === getRightArmID(slave)) {
+				r += `${He} has ` + idToDescription(getLeftArmID(slave)) + ` arms`;
+			} else {
+				r += `${His} has ` + addA(idToDescription(getRightArmID(slave))) + ` right arm, but ` + addA(idToDescription(getLeftArmID(slave))) + ` left arm`;
+			}
+		}
+		r += ` and `;
+		if (!hasAnyLegs(slave)) {
+			r += `Both of ${his} legs have been amputated`;
+		} else if (!hasBothLegs(slave)) {
+			if (hasLeftLeg(slave)) {
+				r += `${he} has ` + addA(idToDescription(getLeftLegID(slave))) + ` left leg, but his right has been amputated`;
+			} else {
+				r += `${he} has ` + addA(idToDescription(getRightLegID(slave))) + ` right leg, but his left has been amputated`;
+			}
+		} else {
+			if (getLeftLegID(slave) === getRightLegID(slave)) {
+				r += `${he} has ` + idToDescription(getLeftLegID(slave)) + ` legs`;
+			} else {
+				r += `${his} has ` + addA(idToDescription(getRightLegID(slave))) + ` right leg, but ` + addA(idToDescription(getLeftLegID(slave))) + ` left leg`;
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	return r + `. `;
+
+	/*
 	if (slave.amp) {
 		if (slave.amp === -1) {
 			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class="pink">quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with a set of modern prosthetic limbs that allow ${him} a fairly normal life. `;
@@ -1033,7 +1079,7 @@ App.Desc.amputee = function(slave) {
 			r += `The most obvious thing about ${slave.slaveName} is that ${he} is a <span class="pink">quadruple amputee:</span> ${he} has neither arms nor legs. `;
 		}
 		return r;
-	}
+	}*/
 };
 
 /**
diff --git a/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js b/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js
index 923a16e3d216c43a2c582afa755923ddd0876747..e90648a51036bb8c2ea34d0ec052dbcd3b37ad10 100644
--- a/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js
+++ b/src/js/slaveStatsChecker.js
@@ -873,7 +873,7 @@ window.hasAnyArms = function(slave) {
 };
 
 /**
- * True if slave has at least one leg and all are natural
+ * True if slave has at least one leg that is natural
  *
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
  * @returns {boolean}
@@ -882,6 +882,16 @@ window.hasAnyNaturalLegs = function(slave) {
 	return slave.amp === 0 && slave.missingLegs < 3;
 };
 
+/**
+ * True if slave has at least one arm that is natural
+ *
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {boolean}
+ */
+window.hasAnyNaturalArms = function(slave) {
+	return slave.amp === 0 && slave.missingArms < 3;
+};
+
 /**
  * True if slave has both legs
  *
@@ -1028,6 +1038,40 @@ window.getLimbCount = function(slave, id) {
 };
 
 
+/**
+ * Returns count of specified arm type. Uses new limb IDs.
+ *
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @param {number} id
+ * @returns {number}
+ */
+window.getArmCount = function(slave, id) {
+	let oldID = (id - 1) * -1;
+
+	if (oldID < 0) {
+		if (slave.amp === oldID) {
+			return 2;
+		} else {
+			return 0;
+		}
+	}
+
+	let n = 0;
+	if (hasLeftArm(slave)) {
+		n++;
+	}
+	if (hasRightArm(slave)) {
+		n++;
+	}
+
+	if (id === 0) {
+		return 2 - n;
+	}
+
+	return n;
+};
+
+
 /**
  * True if slave has left arm
  *
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw b/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
index 4db8ac2a928c45453841e60bca829846400e0347..9b93a7bfbbc7e7470d4e8b1fa50a88aecfba37a4 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
@@ -1688,9 +1688,7 @@ is
 
 <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 
-<<if $activeSlave.amp != 0>>
-	<<= App.Desc.amputee($activeSlave)>>
-<</if>>
+<<= App.Desc.limbs($activeSlave)>>
 
 <<ClothingDescription>>
 <<if $showBodyMods == 1>>