From 7a8f2c78336a56e4f6ddb30b41107cc8cd5e96a2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Pregmodder <pregmodder@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 1 Dec 2019 15:44:50 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] completed conversions

---
 src/events/intro/introSummary.tw              |    2 +-
 src/js/assayJS.js                             |    6 +-
 src/js/descriptionWidgets.js                  |    2 +-
 src/js/economyJS.js                           |    4 +-
 src/js/eventSelectionJS.js                    |   34 +-
 src/js/familyTreeJS.js                        |    2 +-
 src/js/generateGenetics.js                    |   32 +-
 src/js/modification.js                        |    4 +-
 src/js/rulesAutosurgery.js                    |   10 +-
 src/js/sexActsJS.js                           |    4 +-
 src/js/slaveCostJS.js                         |    2 +-
 src/js/slaveGenerationJS.js                   |    4 +-
 src/js/storyJS.js                             |    4 +-
 src/js/surgery.js                             |    4 +-
 src/js/utilJS.js                              |  100 +-
 src/player/js/PlayerState.js                  |    2 +-
 src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw          |    2 +
 src/uncategorized/BackwardsCompatibility.tw   |    5 +-
 src/uncategorized/PESS.tw                     |   16 +-
 src/uncategorized/PETS.tw                     |   10 +-
 src/uncategorized/RECI.tw                     |   32 +-
 src/uncategorized/REFI.tw                     |   40 +-
 src/uncategorized/RESS.tw                     | 1033 +++++++++--------
 src/uncategorized/RETS.tw                     |   78 +-
 src/uncategorized/neighborInteract.tw         |   48 +-
 src/uncategorized/neighborsDevelopment.tw     |   36 +-
 src/uncategorized/newGamePlus.tw              |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw            |   92 +-
 src/uncategorized/pCitizensAndCivilians.tw    |   56 +-
 src/uncategorized/pDefenseFears.tw            |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/pHackerSupport.tw           |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/pHostageAcquisition.tw      |  114 +-
 src/uncategorized/pMercenaries.tw             |    8 +-
 src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersInfluence.tw   |   28 +-
 src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersIntro.tw       |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/pRivalInitiation.tw         |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/pRivalryActions.tw          |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw      |   46 +-
 src/uncategorized/persBusiness.tw             |  112 +-
 .../personalAssistantAppearance.tw            |    6 +-
 src/uncategorized/personalAssistantOptions.tw |    8 +-
 src/uncategorized/personalAttentionSelect.tw  |   68 +-
 src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw             |   42 +-
 src/uncategorized/randomNonindividualEvent.tw |   28 +-
 src/uncategorized/reAnalPunishment.tw         |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reBusyMasterSuite.tw        |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reCitizenHookup.tw          |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw           |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reFullBed.tw                |   14 +-
 src/uncategorized/reRecruit.tw                |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reRelativeRecruiter.tw      |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/reShelterInspection.tw      |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reShowerPunishment.tw       |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw         |   24 +-
 src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw     |   20 +-
 src/uncategorized/recETS.tw                   |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw            |    8 +-
 src/uncategorized/rename.tw                   |   10 +-
 src/uncategorized/reputation.tw               |   82 +-
 src/uncategorized/resEndowment.tw             |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/resFailure.tw               |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/resMove.tw                  |   34 +-
 src/uncategorized/resSale.tw                  |    6 +-
 src/uncategorized/saChoosesOwnJob.tw          |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw        |   18 +-
 src/uncategorized/saPleaseYou.tw              |  100 +-
 src/uncategorized/saRelationships.tw          |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/scheduledEvent.tw           |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/schoolroom.tw               |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/seNicaeaAnnouncement.tw     |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw             |   14 +-
 src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw          |  164 +--
 src/uncategorized/seWeddingSingle.tw          |   42 +-
 src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw          |   28 +-
 src/uncategorized/sellSlave.tw                |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/servantsQuarters.tw         |    4 +-
 src/uncategorized/shops.tw                    |   14 +-
 src/uncategorized/slaveInteract.tw            |    2 +-
 src/uncategorized/surgeryDegradation.tw       |   12 +-
 src/uncategorized/tfsFarmUpgrade.tw           |    6 +-
 src/uncategorized/theFutanariSisters.tw       |   30 +-
 81 files changed, 1426 insertions(+), 1394 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/events/intro/introSummary.tw b/src/events/intro/introSummary.tw
index f51c3a40a9d..c06f53b128f 100644
--- a/src/events/intro/introSummary.tw
+++ b/src/events/intro/introSummary.tw
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ You may review your settings before clicking "Continue" to begin.
 <<if $freshPC == 1 || $saveImported == 0>>
 	<<set $PC.origRace = $PC.race>>
 	<<set $PC.origSkin = $PC.skin>>
-	<<set $PC.origEye = $PC.eye.right.iris>>
+	<<set $PC.origEye = $PC.eye.right.iris>> /* needed for compatibility */
 	<<set $PC.origHColor = $PC.hColor>>
 <</if>>
 
diff --git a/src/js/assayJS.js b/src/js/assayJS.js
index 8287fa231b8..c2a8636be8c 100644
--- a/src/js/assayJS.js
+++ b/src/js/assayJS.js
@@ -631,9 +631,9 @@ window.PoliteRudeTitle = function PoliteRudeTitle(slave) {
 	let r = "";
 	if (slave.nationality === "Japanese") {
 		if (slave.trust > 0) {
-			r += `${PC.name}${PC.title > 0 ? "kun" : "chan"}`;
+			r += `${PC.slaveName}${PC.title > 0 ? "kun" : "chan"}`;
 		} else {
-			r += (PC.surname ? PC.surname : `${PC.name}${s}an`);
+			r += (PC.slaveSurname ? PC.slaveSurname : `${PC.slaveName}${s}an`);
 		}
 	} else {
 		if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant < -95) {
@@ -643,7 +643,7 @@ window.PoliteRudeTitle = function PoliteRudeTitle(slave) {
 		} else if (slave.trust > 0) {
 			r += PC.name;
 		} else {
-			r += (PC.surname ? PC.surname : PC.name);
+			r += (PC.slaveName ? PC.slaveName : PC.slaveName);
 		}
 	}
 	return r;
diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
index 511c802831b..2d7d6055139 100644
--- a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ App.Desc.eyes = function(slave) {
 		const HC = hasVisibleHeterochromia(slave) ? 1 : 0;
 		if (slave.eyes === -2) {
 			r += `${His} eyes are dull`;
-			if (V.saleDescription && V.PC.medicine >= 50 || V.PC.slaving >= 50) {
+			if (V.saleDescription && V.PC.skill.medicine >= 50 || V.PC.skill.slaving >= 50) {
 				r += `, unfocused`;
 				if (HC) {
 					r += `, heterochromatic,`;
diff --git a/src/js/economyJS.js b/src/js/economyJS.js
index 5752692576a..9f90a59a4c9 100644
--- a/src/js/economyJS.js
+++ b/src/js/economyJS.js
@@ -298,7 +298,7 @@ window.calculateCosts = (function() {
 			if (V.barracks) {
 				mercCosts *= 0.5;
 			}
-			if ((V.PC.warfare >= 100) || (V.PC.career === 'arcology owner')) {
+			if ((V.PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || (V.PC.career === 'arcology owner')) {
 				mercCosts *= 0.5;
 			}
 			costs += mercCosts;
@@ -341,7 +341,7 @@ window.calculateCosts = (function() {
 		if (State.variables.NUL.schoolPresent === 1) {
 			costs += 1000;
 		}
-		if ((State.variables.TFS.schoolPresent === 1) && ((State.variables.PC.dick === 0) || (State.variables.PC.vagina === 0) || (State.variables.PC.boobs === 0))) {
+		if ((State.variables.TFS.schoolPresent === 1) && ((State.variables.PC.dick === 0) || (State.variables.PC.vagina === -1) || (State.variables.PC.boobs < 300))) {
 			costs += 1000;
 		}
 		if (State.variables.TSS.subsidize !== 0) {
diff --git a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
index e2af6370ccb..897958744f0 100644
--- a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
+++ b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
@@ -602,7 +602,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 					}
 				}
 
-				if (State.variables.PC.dick === 1) {
+				if (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) {
 					if (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000) {
 						if (eventSlave.assignment === "be a servant") {
 							if (eventSlave.attrXY <= 35 || eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "hates men" || eventSlave.sexualFlaw === "repressed") {
@@ -796,7 +796,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 					}
 				}
 
-				if (State.variables.PC.vagina === 1) {
+				if (State.variables.PC.vagina > -1) {
 					if (eventSlave.devotion <= 20) {
 						if ((eventSlave.trust >= -20 && eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "arrogant") || (eventSlave.trust > 20)) {
 							if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
@@ -833,7 +833,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 				if (eventSlave.devotion > 20) {
 					if (eventSlave.energy > 40) {
 						if (eventSlave.belly < 300000) {
-							if (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.ballsImplant < 3 && State.variables.PC.balls < 3) {
+							if (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.balls < 10) {
 								if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
 									State.variables.RESSevent.push("comfortable seat");
 								}
@@ -1018,7 +1018,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 			}
 
 			if (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) {
-				if (State.variables.PC.boobs > 0) {
+				if (State.variables.PC.boobs >= 300) {
 					if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
 						if (eventSlave.devotion <= 50) {
 							if (eventSlave.devotion >= -20) {
@@ -1052,10 +1052,10 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 					if (eventSlave.trust >= -50) {
 						if (eventSlave.devotion > 0) {
 							if (eventSlave.devotion <= 50) {
-								if (((eventSlave.attrXX >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.boobs === 1 || State.variables.PC.title === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000)) ||
-									((eventSlave.attrXY >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.dick === 1) && (State.variables.PC.boobs === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 1500)) ||
+								if (((eventSlave.attrXX >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.boobs >= 300 || State.variables.PC.title === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000)) ||
+									((eventSlave.attrXY >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) && (State.variables.PC.boobs < 300) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 1500)) ||
 									(eventSlave.fetish === "pregnancy" && State.variables.PC.belly >= 5000) ||
-									(eventSlave.fetish === "boobs" && State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.boobsBonus > 0)) {
+									(eventSlave.fetish === "boobs" && State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.boobs >= 1000)) {
 									State.variables.RESSevent.push("hot PC");
 								}
 							}
@@ -1186,7 +1186,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 			if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
 				if (eventSlave.weight <= 10) {
 					if (eventSlave.anus !== 0 || State.variables.PC.dick === 0) {
-						if (eventSlave.vagina !== 0 || State.variables.PC.dick === 0) {
+						if (eventSlave.vagina !== -1 || State.variables.PC.dick === 0) {
 							State.variables.RESSevent.push("muscles");
 						}
 					}
@@ -1353,7 +1353,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 								}
 							}
 							if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
-								if (State.variables.PC.vagina === 1) {
+								if (State.variables.PC.vagina > -1) {
 									if (eventSlave.dick === 0) {
 										if (State.variables.fuckSlaves > 2) {
 											State.variables.RESSevent.push("fucktoy tribbing");
@@ -1806,7 +1806,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 				}
 			}
 		}
-		if (eventSlave.career === "a breeding bull" && eventSlave.assignment === "serve in the master suite" && canPenetrate(eventSlave) && eventSlave.dick >= 5 && hasAllLimbs(eventSlave) && State.variables.PC.vagina === 1 && State.variables.PC.preg === 0 && (eventSlave.muscles > 30 || eventSlave.weight > 30)) {
+		if (eventSlave.career === "a breeding bull" && eventSlave.assignment === "serve in the master suite" && canPenetrate(eventSlave) && eventSlave.dick >= 5 && hasAllLimbs(eventSlave) && State.variables.PC.vagina > -1 && State.variables.PC.preg === 0 && (eventSlave.muscles > 30 || eventSlave.weight > 30)) {
 			State.variables.RESSevent.push("breeding bull");
 			if (State.variables.PC.fertDrugs > 0) {
 				State.variables.RESSevent.push("breeding bull");
@@ -2131,7 +2131,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolServant = function(eventSlave) {
 					}
 				}
 
-				if (State.variables.PC.dick === 1) {
+				if (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) {
 					if (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000) {
 						if (eventSlave.attrXY <= 35 || eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "hates men" || eventSlave.sexualFlaw === "repressed") {
 							if (eventSlave.devotion >= -20) {
@@ -2237,7 +2237,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolServant = function(eventSlave) {
 					}
 				}
 
-				if (State.variables.PC.vagina === 1) {
+				if (State.variables.PC.vagina > -1) {
 					if (eventSlave.devotion <= 20) {
 						if ((eventSlave.trust >= -20 && eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "arrogant") || (eventSlave.trust > 20)) {
 							if (eventSlave.muscles > 30) {
@@ -2266,7 +2266,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolServant = function(eventSlave) {
 				if (eventSlave.devotion > 20) {
 					if (eventSlave.energy > 40) {
 						if (eventSlave.belly < 300000) {
-							if (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.ballsImplant < 3 && State.variables.PC.balls < 3) {
+							if (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.balls < 10) {
 								if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
 									State.variables.RESSevent.push("comfortable seat");
 								}
@@ -2413,7 +2413,7 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolServant = function(eventSlave) {
 			}
 
 			if (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) {
-				if (State.variables.PC.boobs > 0) {
+				if (State.variables.PC.boobs >= 300) {
 					if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
 						if (eventSlave.devotion <= 50) {
 							if (eventSlave.devotion >= -20) {
@@ -2431,10 +2431,10 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolServant = function(eventSlave) {
 					if (eventSlave.trust >= -50) {
 						if (eventSlave.devotion > 0) {
 							if (eventSlave.devotion <= 50) {
-								if (((eventSlave.attrXX >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.boobs === 1 || State.variables.PC.title === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000)) ||
-									((eventSlave.attrXY >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.dick === 1) && (State.variables.PC.boobs === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 1500)) ||
+								if (((eventSlave.attrXX >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.boobs >= 300 || State.variables.PC.title === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000)) ||
+									((eventSlave.attrXY >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) && (State.variables.PC.boobs < 300) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 1500)) ||
 									(eventSlave.fetish === "pregnancy" && State.variables.PC.belly >= 5000) ||
-									(eventSlave.fetish === "boobs" && State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.boobsBonus > 0)) {
+									(eventSlave.fetish === "boobs" && State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.boobs >= 1000)) {
 									State.variables.RESSevent.push("hot PC");
 								}
 							}
diff --git a/src/js/familyTreeJS.js b/src/js/familyTreeJS.js
index 7afa1005f38..213701f3e46 100644
--- a/src/js/familyTreeJS.js
+++ b/src/js/familyTreeJS.js
@@ -232,7 +232,7 @@ window.buildFamilyTree = function(slaves, filterID) {
 	let kids = {};
 
 	let fake_pc = {
-		slaveName: `${State.variables.PC.name}(You)`,
+		slaveName: `${State.variables.PC.slaveName}(You)`,
 		mother: State.variables.PC.mother,
 		father: State.variables.PC.father,
 		dick: State.variables.PC.dick,
diff --git a/src/js/generateGenetics.js b/src/js/generateGenetics.js
index 258f127dd61..ec9a389f6f8 100644
--- a/src/js/generateGenetics.js
+++ b/src/js/generateGenetics.js
@@ -1075,11 +1075,11 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					} else {
 						child.slaveName = `Your and ${genes.fatherName}'s daughter`;
 					}
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName}'s and your daughter`;
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName} and ${genes.fatherName}'s daughter`;
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
@@ -1127,10 +1127,10 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					child.slaveName = genes.name;
 				}
 				if (genes.mother === -1) {
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
 						if (currentMother !== undefined) {
@@ -1165,11 +1165,11 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					} else {
 						child.slaveName = `Your and ${genes.fatherName}'s son`;
 					}
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName}'s and your son`;
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName} and ${genes.fatherName}'s son`;
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
@@ -1217,10 +1217,10 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					child.slaveName = genes.name;
 				}
 				if (genes.mother === -1) {
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
 						if (currentMother !== undefined) {
@@ -1347,11 +1347,11 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					} else {
 						child.slaveName = `Yours and ${genes.fatherName}'s daughter`;
 					}
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
 						child.slaveName = `Yours and ${genes.motherName}'s daughter`;
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName} and ${genes.fatherName}'s daughter`;
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
@@ -1399,10 +1399,10 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					child.slaveName = genes.name;
 				}
 				if (genes.mother === -1) {
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
 						if (currentMother !== undefined) {
@@ -1437,11 +1437,11 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					} else {
 						child.slaveName = `Your and ${genes.fatherName}'s son`;
 					}
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName} and your son`;
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						child.slaveName = `${genes.motherName} and ${genes.fatherName}'s son`;
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
@@ -1489,10 +1489,10 @@ window.generateChild = function(mother, ova, destination) {
 					child.slaveName = genes.name;
 				}
 				if (genes.mother === -1) {
-					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+					child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 				} else {
 					if (genes.father === -1) {
-						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.surname;
+						child.slaveSurname = V.PC.slaveSurname;
 					} else if (genes.father > 0) {
 						let currentMother = getSlave(genes.mother);
 						if (currentMother !== undefined) {
diff --git a/src/js/modification.js b/src/js/modification.js
index 8386465b2e4..b7285132a43 100644
--- a/src/js/modification.js
+++ b/src/js/modification.js
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ App.Medicine.Modification.addScar = function(slave, scar, design, weight) {
 	V.degradation += 10;
 	slave.health -= 10; //dangerous to uncomment this as sometimes many scars are applied at once.
 	cashX(forceNeg(surgery.costs), "slaveSurgery", slave);
-	slave.health -= (V.PC.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;*/
+	slave.health -= (V.PC.skill.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;*/
 	if (!weight) {
 		weight = 1;
 	}
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@ App.Medicine.Modification.removeScar = function(slave, scar, design) {
 	V.degradation += 10;
 	slave.health -= 10; //dangerous to uncomment this as sometimes many scars are applied at once.
 	cashX(forceNeg(surgery.costs), "slaveSurgery", slave);
-	slave.health -= (V.PC.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;*/
+	slave.health -= (V.PC.skill.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;*/
 	if (slave.scar.hasOwnProperty(scar)) { // if scar object exists for this body part
 		if (slave.scar[scar].hasOwnProperty(design)) { // if object has this kind of scar (might be custom)
 			if (["generic", "whip", "chain", "burn", "menacing", "exotic", "surgical", "c-section", "cutting"].includes(design)) {
diff --git a/src/js/rulesAutosurgery.js b/src/js/rulesAutosurgery.js
index b098012ef04..d18440b0ca0 100644
--- a/src/js/rulesAutosurgery.js
+++ b/src/js/rulesAutosurgery.js
@@ -152,7 +152,7 @@ window.rulesAutosurgery = (function() {
 			surgeries.push(desc);
 			proc(slave);
 			cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
-			slave.health -= (V.PC.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(healthCost / 2) : healthCost;
+			slave.health -= (V.PC.skill.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(healthCost / 2) : healthCost;
 		}
 
 		/**
@@ -302,13 +302,13 @@ window.rulesAutosurgery = (function() {
 			if (slave.faceImplant <= 15 && slave.face <= 95 && thisSurgery.cosmetic > 0) {
 				commitProcedure("a nicer face", slave => {
 					if (slave.faceShape === "masculine") { slave.faceShape = "androgynous"; }
-					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
+					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.skillmedicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
 					slave.face = Math.clamp(slave.face + 20, -100, 100);
 				});
 			} else if (slave.faceImplant <= 15 && slave.ageImplant !== 1 && slave.visualAge >= 25 && thisSurgery.cosmetic > 0) {
 				commitProcedure("an age lift", slave => {
 					slave.ageImplant = 1;
-					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
+					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.skill.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
 					if (slave.visualAge > 80) {
 						slave.visualAge -= 40;
 					} else if (slave.visualAge >= 70) {
@@ -363,7 +363,7 @@ window.rulesAutosurgery = (function() {
 			} else if (slave.faceImplant <= 45 && slave.face <= 95 && thisSurgery.cosmetic === 2) {
 				commitProcedure("a nicer face", slave => {
 					if (slave.faceShape === "masculine") { slave.faceShape = "androgynous"; }
-					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
+					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.skill.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
 					slave.face = Math.clamp(slave.face + 20, -100, 100);
 				});
 			} else if (slave.faceImplant <= 45 && slave.ageImplant !== 1 && slave.visualAge >= 25 && thisSurgery.cosmetic === 2) {
@@ -380,7 +380,7 @@ window.rulesAutosurgery = (function() {
 					} else {
 						slave.visualAge -= 5;
 					}
-					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
+					slave.faceImplant += 25 - 5 * Math.trunc(V.PC.skill.medicine / 50) - 5 * V.surgeryUpgrade;
 				});
 			} else if (slave.voice < 3 && slave.voiceImplant === 0 && thisSurgery.cosmetic === 2) {
 				commitProcedure("a bimbo's voice", slave => {
diff --git a/src/js/sexActsJS.js b/src/js/sexActsJS.js
index 499e18005d7..66685cb5f66 100644
--- a/src/js/sexActsJS.js
+++ b/src/js/sexActsJS.js
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ window.VCheck = (function() {
 					r += `${He} thinks of losing ${his} virginity to ${his} ${WrittenMaster(slave)} a <span class="hotpink">necessity to be happy.</span> ${He} expects ${his} pussy to be seeing a lot more attention in the future.`;
 				} else {
 					r += `<span class="hotpink">${He} enjoys losing ${his} cherry to you.</span> `;
-					if ((slave.fetishKnown && slave.fetish === "pregnancy") || (slave.energy > 95) || (slave.attrXY >= 85 && V.PC.dick === 1)) {
+					if ((slave.fetishKnown && slave.fetish === "pregnancy") || (slave.energy > 95) || (slave.attrXY >= 85 && V.PC.dick > 0)) {
 						r += `${He} can't wait to have ${his} pussy fucked by you again.`;
 					} else {
 						r += `${He} looks forward to having ${his} pussy fucked by you again.`;
@@ -332,7 +332,7 @@ window.SimpleSexAct = (function() {
 
 		for (let i = 0; i < fuckCount; i++) {
 			fuckTarget = jsRandom(1, 100);
-			if (slave.nipples === "fuckable" && V.PC.dick === 1 && fuckTarget > 80) {
+			if (slave.nipples === "fuckable" && V.PC.dick >0 && fuckTarget > 80) {
 				V.mammaryTotal += 1;
 				slave.counter.mammary += 1;
 			} else if (canDoVaginal(slave) && slave.vagina > 0 && fuckTarget > 33) {
diff --git a/src/js/slaveCostJS.js b/src/js/slaveCostJS.js
index ddeb790ec9c..467bbeabd5c 100644
--- a/src/js/slaveCostJS.js
+++ b/src/js/slaveCostJS.js
@@ -2024,7 +2024,7 @@ window.slaveCost = (function() {
 			}
 		} else if (slave.vagina > -1) {
 			if (slave.dick > 0) {
-				if (V.ui !== "start" || V.PC.dick === 0 || V.PC.vagina === 0) {
+				if (V.ui !== "start" || V.PC.dick === 0 || V.PC.vagina === -1) {
 					multiplier += 0.2;
 					if (slave.ovaries > 0) {
 						if (slave.balls > 0) {
diff --git a/src/js/slaveGenerationJS.js b/src/js/slaveGenerationJS.js
index 783c33035fe..1f5c40beb3c 100644
--- a/src/js/slaveGenerationJS.js
+++ b/src/js/slaveGenerationJS.js
@@ -1362,7 +1362,7 @@ window.checkForGingering = function checkForGingering() {
 		}
 	}
 	if (V.gingering !== 0) {
-		if (V.PC.slaving >= 100) {
+		if (V.PC.skill.slaving >= 100) {
 			V.gingeringDetected = 1;
 			V.gingeringDetection = "slaver";
 			switch (V.gingering) {
@@ -1390,7 +1390,7 @@ window.checkForGingering = function checkForGingering() {
 			r += ` It's a trick you're very familiar with, given your <span class="springgreen">training as a slaver.</span>`;
 		} else {
 			/* not slaver */
-			if (V.PC.warfare >= 100 && jsRandom(1, 2) === 1) {
+			if (V.PC.skill.warfare >= 100 && jsRandom(1, 2) === 1) {
 				V.gingeringDetected = 1;
 				V.gingeringDetection = "mercenary";
 			} else if (V.PC.rumor === "force" && jsRandom(1, 2) === 1) {
diff --git a/src/js/storyJS.js b/src/js/storyJS.js
index 65dd5669b0f..1b0e4ce77dd 100644
--- a/src/js/storyJS.js
+++ b/src/js/storyJS.js
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@ window.isPlayerFertile = function(PC) {
 	} else if (PC.pregWeek < 0) {
 		/* postpartum */
 		return false;
-	} else if (PC.vagina === 1) {
+	} else if (PC.vagina >= 0) {
 		return true;
 	} else {
 		return false;
@@ -465,7 +465,7 @@ window.overpowerCheck = function(slave, PC) {
 	}
 	strength += (185-slave.height);
 	strength -= (PC.belly/1000);
-	strength += (PC.warfare/3);
+	strength += (PC.skill.warfare/3);
 	strength -= (State.variables.PCWounded * 15);
 
 	return strength;
diff --git a/src/js/surgery.js b/src/js/surgery.js
index d048abe3fa9..e2d5c006c06 100644
--- a/src/js/surgery.js
+++ b/src/js/surgery.js
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ App.Medicine.Surgery.commit = function(surgery, slave) {
 	V.surgeryType = surgery.surgeryType;
 	surgery.action(slave);
 	cashX(forceNeg(surgery.costs), "slaveSurgery", slave);
-	slave.health -= (V.PC.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;
+	slave.health -= (V.PC.skill.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;
 };
 
 /**
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ App.Medicine.Surgery.makeLink = function(passage, surgery, slave) {
 	}
 
 	function healthCosts() {
-		const hc = (State.variables.PC.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;
+		const hc = (State.variables.PC.skill.medicine >= 100) ? Math.round(surgery.healthCosts / 2) : surgery.healthCosts;
 		if (hc > 30) {
 			return 'substantial';
 		} else if (hc > 20) {
diff --git a/src/js/utilJS.js b/src/js/utilJS.js
index 4a814174e5b..fe6655c5a96 100644
--- a/src/js/utilJS.js
+++ b/src/js/utilJS.js
@@ -2709,27 +2709,27 @@ window.SkillIncrease = (function() {
 })();
 
 window.HackingSkillMultiplier = function() {
-	if (V.PC.hacking <= -100) {
+	if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= -100) {
 		return 1.5;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= -75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= -75) {
 		return 1.35;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= -50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= -50) {
 		return 1.25;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= -25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= -25) {
 		return 1.15;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking < 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking < 0) {
 		return 1.10;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking === 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking === 0) {
 		return 1;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= 10) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= 10) {
 		return 0.97;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= 25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= 25) {
 		return 0.95;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= 50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= 50) {
 		return 0.90;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= 75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= 75) {
 		return 0.85;
-	} else if (V.PC.hacking <= 100) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.hacking <= 100) {
 		return 0.80;
 	} else {
 		return 0.75;
@@ -2739,27 +2739,27 @@ window.HackingSkillMultiplier = function() {
 window.upgradeMultiplierArcology = function() {
 	if (V.PC.career === "engineer" || (V.arcologies[0].FSRestartDecoration >= 100 && V.eugenicsFullControl === 0)) {
 		return 0.6;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= -100) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= -100) {
 		return 1.5;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= -75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= -75) {
 		return 1.35;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= -50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= -50) {
 		return 1.25;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= -25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= -25) {
 		return 1.15;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering < 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering < 0) {
 		return 1.10;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering === 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering === 0) {
 		return 1;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= 10) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= 10) {
 		return 0.97;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= 25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= 25) {
 		return 0.95;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= 50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= 50) {
 		return 0.90;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= 75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= 75) {
 		return 0.85;
-	} else if (V.PC.engineering <= 100) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.engineering <= 100) {
 		return 0.80;
 	} else {
 		return 0.75;
@@ -2769,27 +2769,27 @@ window.upgradeMultiplierArcology = function() {
 window.upgradeMultiplierMedicine = function() {
 	if (V.PC.career === "medicine" || (V.arcologies[0].FSRestartDecoration >= 100 && V.eugenicsFullControl === 0)) {
 		return 0.6;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= -100) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= -100) {
 		return 1.5;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= -75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= -75) {
 		return 1.35;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= -50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= -50) {
 		return 1.25;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= -25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= -25) {
 		return 1.15;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine < 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine < 0) {
 		return 1.10;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine === 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine === 0) {
 		return 1;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= 10) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= 10) {
 		return 0.97;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= 25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= 25) {
 		return 0.95;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= 50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= 50) {
 		return 0.90;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= 75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= 75) {
 		return 0.85;
-	} else if (V.PC.medicine <= 100) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.medicine <= 100) {
 		return 0.80;
 	} else {
 		return 0.75;
@@ -2797,27 +2797,27 @@ window.upgradeMultiplierMedicine = function() {
 };
 
 window.upgradeMultiplierTrade = function() {
-	if (V.PC.trading <= -100) {
+	if (V.PC.skill.trading <= -100) {
 		return 1.5;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= -75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= -75) {
 		return 1.35;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= -50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= -50) {
 		return 1.25;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= -25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= -25) {
 		return 1.15;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading < 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading < 0) {
 		return 1.10;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading === 0) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading === 0) {
 		return 1;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= 10) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= 10) {
 		return 0.97;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= 25) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= 25) {
 		return 0.95;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= 50) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= 50) {
 		return 0.90;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= 75) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= 75) {
 		return 0.85;
-	} else if (V.PC.trading <= 100) {
+	} else if (V.PC.skill.trading <= 100) {
 		return 0.80;
 	} else {
 		return 0.75;
@@ -2894,22 +2894,22 @@ window.resyncSlaveToAge = function(slave) {
  */
 window.IncreasePCSkills = function(input, increase = 1) {
 	const player = State.variables.PC;
-	const oldSkill = player[input];
-	player[input] += increase;
+	const oldSkill = player.skill[input];
+	player.skill[input] += increase;
 	if (oldSkill <= 10) {
-		if (player[input] >= 10) {
+		if (player.skill[input] >= 10) {
 			return `<span class="green"> <br>You have gained basic knowledge in ${input}.</span>`;
 		}
 	} else if (oldSkill <= 30) {
-		if (player[input] >= 30) {
+		if (player.skill[input] >= 30) {
 			return `<span class="green"> <br>You have gained some knowledge in ${input}.</span>`;
 		}
 	} else if (oldSkill <= 60) {
-		if (player[input] >= 60) {
+		if (player.skill[input] >= 60) {
 			return `<span class="green"> <br>You have become an expert in ${input}.</span>`;
 		}
 	} else if (oldSkill < 100) {
-		if (player[input] >= 100) {
+		if (player.skill[input] >= 100) {
 			return `<span class="green"> <br>You have mastered ${input}.</span>`;
 		}
 	}
diff --git a/src/player/js/PlayerState.js b/src/player/js/PlayerState.js
index 5049e1b458d..d3b2f78ca6b 100644
--- a/src/player/js/PlayerState.js
+++ b/src/player/js/PlayerState.js
@@ -1136,7 +1136,7 @@ App.Entity.PlayerState = class PlayerState {
 		 * * 10: inhuman
 		 * * 11+: hypertrophied
 		 */
-		this.balls = 4; //migrate
+		this.balls = 3; //migrate
 		/** Exclusive variable
 		 * ball size booster
 		 * * 0: none
diff --git a/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw b/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw
index b49fa8c7d43..4266821abc8 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/managePersonalAffairs.tw
@@ -5,9 +5,11 @@
 
 <<set _ML = $marrying.length>>
 
+/*
 <<if $cheatMode == 1>>
 	<center>//[[Cheat Edit Player|PCCheatMenu][$cheater = 1]]<br><br>//</center>
 <</if>>
+*/
 
 You pause for a moment from your busy day to day life to return to <<if $masterSuite != 0>>$masterSuiteName<<else>>your room<</if>> to consider some things about yourself.
 <br>You take yourself in a full length mirror. You are <<if $PC.race == "amerindian" || $PC.race == "asian" || $PC.race == "indo-aryan">>an<<else>>a<</if>> $PC.race <<if $PC.dick != 0 && $PC.vagina != -1>>futanari<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>man<<else>>woman<</if>> with<<if $PC.markings == "freckles">> freckled<<elseif $PC.markings == "heavily freckled">> heavily freckled<</if>> <<print $PC.skin>> skin, $PC.hColor hair, $PC.eye.origColor eyes and a perfect $PC.faceShape face.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/BackwardsCompatibility.tw b/src/uncategorized/BackwardsCompatibility.tw
index 1e6227b7c9b..8be1d3436f8 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/BackwardsCompatibility.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/BackwardsCompatibility.tw
@@ -567,6 +567,7 @@
 	<<set _newPC.markings = $PC.markings>>
 	<<set _newPC.hColor = $PC.hColor>>
 	<<set _newPC.origHColor = $PC.origHColor>>
+	<<set _newPC.origEye = $PC.origEye>> /* needed for compatibility currently */
 	<<set _newPC.eye.origColor = $PC.origEye>>
 	<<set _newPC.eye.left.iris = $PC.eyeColor>>
 	<<set _newPC.eye.left.pupil = $PC.pupil>>
@@ -736,7 +737,9 @@
 <<if ndef $NPCSexSupply.lowerClass>>
 	<<set $NPCSexSupply.lowerClass = 3000>>
 <</if>>
-<<run PCDatatypeCleanup()>>
+/*
+	<<run PCDatatypeCleanup()>> Needs massive revisions and for now, everything should be getting set by the object/onverter.
+*/
 <<run BCReserveInit()>>
 
 <<if ndef $universalRulesImmobileSlavesMaintainMuscles>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw
index 714c7943a75..ec315f0b81a 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw
@@ -278,14 +278,14 @@ $He sees you examining at $him, and looks back at you submissively, too tired to
 				<<run cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(200*$upgradeMultiplierMedicine)), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
 			<<elseif $slaves[$i].face < 95 && $slaves[$i].faceImplant <= 10>>
 				<<set $slaves[$i].face = Math.clamp($slaves[$i].face+20,-100,100)>>
-				<<set $slaves[$i].faceImplant += 25-5*Math.trunc($PC.medicine/100)-5*$surgeryUpgrade>>
+				<<set $slaves[$i].faceImplant += 25-5*Math.trunc($PC.skill.medicine/100)-5*$surgeryUpgrade>>
 				<<run cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(200*$upgradeMultiplierMedicine)), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].waist > -10)>>
 				<<set $slaves[$i].waist -= 20>>
 				<<run cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(200*$upgradeMultiplierMedicine)), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
 			<<elseif $slaves[$i].visualAge > 35 && $slaves[$i].ageImplant == 0 && $slaves[$i].faceImplant <= 10>>
 				<<set $slaves[$i].ageImplant = 1>><<run ageImplantAdjustment($slaves[$i])>>
-				<<set $slaves[$i].faceImplant += 25-5*Math.trunc($PC.medicine/100)-5*$surgeryUpgrade>>
+				<<set $slaves[$i].faceImplant += 25-5*Math.trunc($PC.skill.medicine/100)-5*$surgeryUpgrade>>
 				<<run cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(200*$upgradeMultiplierMedicine)), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
 			<<elseif $slaves[$i].lips <= 40>>
 				<<set $slaves[$i].lips += 10>>
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ $He sees you examining at $him, and looks back at you submissively, too tired to
 <br><<link "Share a milk bath with $him">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	When $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you enter $dairyName,<<else>>realizes you've entered $dairyName,<</if>> $he turns to you for instructions, but you wordlessly dismiss $him back to $his stretching. $He gets back to it, but is mystified as $he watches you out of the corner of $his eye. The milk is held in a large tank before being filtered, pasteurized, and sold. You remove the lid from the tank and climb in. $He watches with incomprehension, but understanding dawns when you splash a little, demonstratively, and crook a finger at $him. $He gives you a deliciously naughty look and hurries to join you in the warm milk, giggling when you pull $him in with a slosh of creamy whiteness. $He doesn't break the surface after climbing in, kneeling under the milk to suck you off. $He has to surface periodically for breath, but the grin $he gives you each time makes up for it. $He manages to drag $his breasts <<if ($PC.boobs > 0)>>against yours<<else>>up your front<</if>> each time $he rises for air. When you climax, $he carefully swallows every drop to keep the filters from getting clogged. When $he surfaces for good, $he looks you in the eyes briefly before blushing and @@.mediumaquamarine;giving you a muscular hug.@@
+	When $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you enter $dairyName,<<else>>realizes you've entered $dairyName,<</if>> $he turns to you for instructions, but you wordlessly dismiss $him back to $his stretching. $He gets back to it, but is mystified as $he watches you out of the corner of $his eye. The milk is held in a large tank before being filtered, pasteurized, and sold. You remove the lid from the tank and climb in. $He watches with incomprehension, but understanding dawns when you splash a little, demonstratively, and crook a finger at $him. $He gives you a deliciously naughty look and hurries to join you in the warm milk, giggling when you pull $him in with a slosh of creamy whiteness. $He doesn't break the surface after climbing in, kneeling under the milk to suck you off. $He has to surface periodically for breath, but the grin $he gives you each time makes up for it. $He manages to drag $his breasts <<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>against yours<<else>>up your front<</if>> each time $he rises for air. When you climax, $he carefully swallows every drop to keep the filters from getting clogged. When $he surfaces for good, $he looks you in the eyes briefly before blushing and @@.mediumaquamarine;giving you a muscular hug.@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 1>>
 	<<set $oralTotal += 1>>
@@ -381,9 +381,9 @@ $He sees you examining at $him, and looks back at you submissively, too tired to
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 	When you enter your suite, the dim light reveals $activeSlave.slaveName waiting with $his beautiful body laid across the bed. When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>figures out<</if>> the kind of lovemaking you're in the mood for, $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>spreads $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>presents $himself<</if>> for you, smiling gently. $He kisses you lovingly, <<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>taking your hand in $hers and drawing a heart on your palm with one finger.<<elseif canTalk($activeSlave)>><<say>>ing, "<<Master>>, I love you."<<else>>giving you a sultry look<</if>>
-	<<if ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.vagina != -1)>>
 		$He lies on $his side <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>and raises one leg for you so you can straddle the other<<elseif !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>wiggles $his hips<<else>>motions for you to straddle $his leg<</if>>, sliding up to press your pussy against $his submissive groin. You grind against $him; the stimulation is so strong that $he writhes into the sheets, panting and whining.
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			Your stiff dick, unused for once, slides deliciously between your warm bodies.
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
@@ -515,7 +515,7 @@ $He sees you examining at $him, and looks back at you submissively, too tired to
 <br><<link "$He's more important">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You shift to stand behind $him, your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts soft and sensual<<else>>chest hard and masculine<</if>> but not insistently sexual against $his <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscular<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>soft<<else>>warm<</if>> back. You wrap your arms around $him, over $his own, each of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> hands finding and clasping one of $hers.<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 3000>> $His incredible boobs rest heavily over the top of both of your arms.<</if>> $He knows you very well, and shifts $his torso ever so slightly from side to side, snuggling in a little closer to you to let you know $he's comfortable and available without being demanding or needy. You speak quietly, your voice a reassuring <<if $PC.boobs == 0>>rumble<<else>>hum<</if>> $he feels against $his back<<if canHear($activeSlave)>> as well as hears<</if>>. You let $him know that $he has a place with you, and $he always will. You let $him know that you're worried too, and that you don't know what the future will bring. But you do know that $he'll be by your side as you meet it. A silent shake in the pretty <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> you've got in your arms is your only indication that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he's crying a little@@ as $he whispers, "Thank you, <<Master>>. I'll do my be<<s>>t."
+	You shift to stand behind $him, your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> and sensual<<else>>chest hard and masculine<</if>> but not insistently sexual against $his <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscular<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>soft<<else>>warm<</if>> back. You wrap your arms around $him, over $his own, each of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> hands finding and clasping one of $hers.<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 3000>> $His incredible boobs rest heavily over the top of both of your arms.<</if>> $He knows you very well, and shifts $his torso ever so slightly from side to side, snuggling in a little closer to you to let you know $he's comfortable and available without being demanding or needy. You speak quietly, your voice a reassuring <<if $PC.boobs == 0>>rumble<<else>>hum<</if>> $he feels against $his back<<if canHear($activeSlave)>> as well as hears<</if>>. You let $him know that $he has a place with you, and $he always will. You let $him know that you're worried too, and that you don't know what the future will bring. But you do know that $he'll be by your side as you meet it. A silent shake in the pretty <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> you've got in your arms is your only indication that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he's crying a little@@ as $he whispers, "Thank you, <<Master>>. I'll do my be<<s>>t."
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -620,9 +620,9 @@ $He sees you examining at $him, and looks back at you submissively, too tired to
 <<link "Fuck $him">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You stand up, and from the look on your face, $he knows it's $his turn to get fucked. $He <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "dom">>visibly shelves $his dominance<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "sadist">>visibly lets $his sadism go<<else>>softens visibly<</if>>, looking relieved to be able to let someone else lead. You give $him a lustful kiss on the lips and then reach down, taking hold of $his thigh and spinning $him around, raising $his leg so $his foot's on the arm of the couch. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>You slide your dick<<else>>$He reaches under $himself and back to stroke your pussy as you press your hips against $him, and you slide your fingers<</if>> inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>ass<</if>>. $He groans with discomfort as $his overtaxed dick tries and fails to become hard again, but relaxes as <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cockhead<<else>>fingertips<</if>> stimulate the most sensitive place inside $him, producing arousal that obscures the soreness. You hold $him close, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>one<<else>>your free<</if>> arm <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>cradling one of $his udders<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>hefting one of $his heavy breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>holding one of $his boobs<<else>>cupped over one of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples<</if>> and hugging $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bosom<<else>>hard chest<</if>>. $He pants exhaustedly in your arms as you take $him, and when $he climaxes, $he manages only a weak ejaculation onto the couch. You have mercy and fuck $him harder, bringing yourself to a quicker orgasm and letting $him fall into $his own mess. "I @@.hotpink;love you,@@
+	You stand up, and from the look on your face, $he knows it's $his turn to get fucked. $He <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "dom">>visibly shelves $his dominance<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "sadist">>visibly lets $his sadism go<<else>>softens visibly<</if>>, looking relieved to be able to let someone else lead. You give $him a lustful kiss on the lips and then reach down, taking hold of $his thigh and spinning $him around, raising $his leg so $his foot's on the arm of the couch. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>You slide your dick<<else>>$He reaches under $himself and back to stroke your pussy as you press your hips against $him, and you slide your fingers<</if>> inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>ass<</if>>. $He groans with discomfort as $his overtaxed dick tries and fails to become hard again, but relaxes as <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cockhead<<else>>fingertips<</if>> stimulate the most sensitive place inside $him, producing arousal that obscures the soreness. You hold $him close, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>one<<else>>your free<</if>> arm <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>cradling one of $his udders<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>hefting one of $his heavy breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>holding one of $his boobs<<else>>cupped over one of $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples<</if>> and hugging $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>bosom<<else>>hard chest<</if>>. $He pants exhaustedly in your arms as you take $him, and when $he climaxes, $he manages only a weak ejaculation onto the couch. You have mercy and fuck $him harder, bringing yourself to a quicker orgasm and letting $him fall into $his own mess. "I @@.hotpink;love you,@@
 	<<Master>>," $he mumbles into the cushions.
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		Your cum glistens as it begins to drip out of $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>well-fucked pussy<<else>>loosened asshole, which tightens and relaxes a little with $his breathing<</if>>.
 	<<else>>
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw b/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw
index 3a65f313b8e..1eb786415a9 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw
@@ -161,7 +161,7 @@ You decide to knit up care's raveled sleave with a break in the spa. You have yo
 		<<replace "#result">>
 		You shove $activeSlave.slaveName hard, forcing a surprised shriek out of $him as $he crashes forward into $subSlave.slaveName's <<if $subSlave.boobs > 2000>>helpfully pillowlike bosom<<elseif $subSlave.boobs > 500>>healthy tits<<else>>chest<</if>>, and then ram your pelvis up against $him, pinning $him against $his patient. $subSlave.slaveName's eyelids flicker, but _he2 does not wake up, despite your assault <<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>shoving $activeSlave.slaveName's cock as far up _his2 asshole as it will go<<else>>trapping $activeSlave.slaveName's hands between them and pushing $his fingers even farther up $subSlave.slaveName's asshole<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName tries to shift a little, but receives a peremptory push back to where $he was. $He realizes $he's to lie still and take what's coming to $him, and $he does $his best to relax.
 		<br><br>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 2>>
 					$His roomy cunt takes your brutal thrusting without trouble. To communicate your message, $he needs to be uncomfortable, so you deliberately force $him down farther and fuck $him at an awkward angle. Your harsh pounding begins to force groans out of $him.
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ You decide to knit up care's raveled sleave with a break in the spa. You have yo
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 		You announce your presence to $activeSlave.slaveName by groping $his <<if $subSlave.butt > 7>>absurd butt<<elseif $subSlave.butt > 3>>generous buttocks<<else>>cute behind<</if>>. $He jumps, startled, and emits a short scream of surprise that trails off into a moan of sexual anticipation as you continue to knead and massage $his $activeSlave.skin bottom. $He starts thrusting again, but carefully, so gently that $he doesn't need to stop for you to insert
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			your hard cock into $his
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				hot cunt.
@@ -227,7 +227,7 @@ You decide to knit up care's raveled sleave with a break in the spa. You have yo
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.anal += 1>>
 				<<set $analTotal += 1>>
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>Then you grab one of $his hands and pull it down under $him. $He gets the idea, and fingers your pussy while you fuck $him.<</if>>
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>Then you grab one of $his hands and pull it down under $him. $He gets the idea, and fingers your pussy while you fuck $him.<</if>>
 		<<else>>
 			a couple of fingers into $his
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -246,7 +246,7 @@ You decide to knit up care's raveled sleave with a break in the spa. You have yo
 		This is far too much for $activeSlave.slaveName, and $he shakes with orgasm. $He isn't getting off that easily; you fuck $him slowly, letting $him ride aftershocks until $he bottoms out and $his arousal starts to build again. $He never stopped gently thrusting into the insensible $subSlave.slaveName, who is so thoroughly affected by the drugs that only _his2 unconscious bodily reactions offer any indication that _he2's getting fucked too.
 		<br><br>
 		When you finally finish with $activeSlave.slaveName and step away, allowing $him to step back in turn, $he looks at you with @@.mediumaquamarine;flirty confidence@@ and husks, "<<Master>>, that wa<<s>> really pervertedly good. Even by the <<s>>tandard<<s>> around here." You make no verbal reply, but give $him an open-handed swat across $his $activeSlave.skin buttocks as $he turns to clean up $his patient's asshole. $He squeaks with surprise a second time, so startled that
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			$his well-fucked
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				cunt
@@ -373,7 +373,7 @@ You decide to knit up care's raveled sleave with a break in the spa. You have yo
 <br><<link "Leave the matter between the Attendant and the slave $he's helping">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You let $activeSlave.slaveName deal with $subSlave.slaveName's troubles; after a short time $he sends $subSlave.slaveName off to shower, and submerges, swimming over to you under the water. $He pokes out of the water, comically letting a huge mouthful of the warm, healthy mineral water run out of $his mouth in a stream before giggling at $himself and smiling at you. "<<Master>>, would you like me to tell you about $subSlave.slaveName?" $he asks. You shake your head, and tell $him no, you trust $him to do $his best to heal anything that ails $his charges. $He looks at you with huge <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> for a long moment before throwing $his <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>plush<<else>>taut<</if>> body into your arms. $He looks up at you and asks incredulously, "<<Master>>, you trust me?" You nod. $He looks shocked but kisses you and drops back down under the water. You feel the lovely sensation of $his <<if ($activeSlave.lips > 70)>>massive<<elseif ($activeSlave.lips > 40)>>pillowlike<<else>>nice<</if>> lips <<if ($PC.vagina == 1)>>nibbling their way up towards your clit<<else>>forming a seal around your dickhead<</if>>, and although $he has to come up periodically for air, $he gives you quite a @@.hotpink;loving@@ blowjob.
+	You let $activeSlave.slaveName deal with $subSlave.slaveName's troubles; after a short time $he sends $subSlave.slaveName off to shower, and submerges, swimming over to you under the water. $He pokes out of the water, comically letting a huge mouthful of the warm, healthy mineral water run out of $his mouth in a stream before giggling at $himself and smiling at you. "<<Master>>, would you like me to tell you about $subSlave.slaveName?" $he asks. You shake your head, and tell $him no, you trust $him to do $his best to heal anything that ails $his charges. $He looks at you with huge <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> for a long moment before throwing $his <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>plush<<else>>taut<</if>> body into your arms. $He looks up at you and asks incredulously, "<<Master>>, you trust me?" You nod. $He looks shocked but kisses you and drops back down under the water. You feel the lovely sensation of $his <<if ($activeSlave.lips > 70)>>massive<<elseif ($activeSlave.lips > 40)>>pillowlike<<else>>nice<</if>> lips <<if ($PC.vagina != -1)>>nibbling their way up towards your clit<<else>>forming a seal around your dickhead<</if>>, and although $he has to come up periodically for air, $he gives you quite a @@.hotpink;loving@@ blowjob.
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 10>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
index d308ec7b703..be5ca0ab20c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
@@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ There's no other way to describe what $he's doing: the $desc has $his back to th
 <<else>>
 	got $his hips cocked to spread $his sleek butt and
 <</if>>
-reveal $his backdoor. Your slaves are trained to check themselves daily, but $he seems fascinated. As you pause to watch, $he begins to clench and relax $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>loose<<else>>cute<</if>> hole, <<if ($activeSlave.analArea - $activeSlave.anus) > 1>> lewdly flexing<<else>>alternately puckering and relaxing<</if>> the $skinDesc skin around it. $He giggles self-consciously at the sight, and then relaxes all the way, causing $his asspussy to open into a <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>dildo<</if>>-hungry<<else>>slight<</if>> gape. $He notices you out of the corner of $his eye and
+reveal $his backdoor. Your slaves are trained to check themselves daily, but $he seems fascinated. As you pause to watch, $he begins to clench and relax $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>loose<<else>>cute<</if>> hole, <<if ($activeSlave.analArea - $activeSlave.anus) > 1>> lewdly flexing<<else>>alternately puckering and relaxing<</if>> the $skinDesc skin around it. $He giggles self-consciously at the sight, and then relaxes all the way, causing $his asspussy to open into a <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>dildo<</if>>-hungry<<else>>slight<</if>> gape. $He notices you out of the corner of $his eye and
 <<if $activeSlave.butt > 6>>
 	releases $his grip on $his heavy buttocks to turn and greet you, letting them clap gently together and conceal $his asshole again.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 3>>
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ reveal $his backdoor. Your slaves are trained to check themselves daily, but $he
 	The huge area of $skinDesc anus around $his actual hole certainly draws the eye towards its center, though the way $he's using $his sphincter as a come-on does enhance the effect.
 <</if>>
 <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-	"Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>," $he begins to beg. "I can't wait to feel <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>you<</if>> in<<s>>ide me."
+	"Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>," $he begins to beg. "I can't wait to feel <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>you<</if>> in<<s>>ide me."
 <<else>>
 	"Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s. "U<<s>>e me."
 <</if>>
@@ -333,7 +333,7 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 			<</if>>
 			$HeadGirl.slaveName guides _his2 <<if !canPenetrate($HeadGirl)>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>> inside the <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>enthusiastic<<else>>compliant<</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName, who begins to ride it, enjoying both the <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>prostate<<else>>anal<</if>> stimulation and the feeling of $his <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>><<if ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) || ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>midsection trapped between $him and <<elseif ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) || ($activeSlave.balls == 0) || ($activeSlave.ballType == "sterile")>>soft dick trapped between $him and <<else>>erection trapped between $him and <</if>><<else>>pussy pressed against<</if>> $HeadGirl.slaveName. $HeadGirl.slaveName smacks the humping <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>'s butt to get $him to stop, and slides an index finger up $his ass alongside the <<if !canPenetrate($HeadGirl)>>phallus<<else>>cock<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName shudders, and then begins to whine as $HeadGirl.slaveName pulls $his sphincter wider.
 			<br><br>
-			"Plea<<s>>e," the slave begs incoherently as you press your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $HeadGirl.slaveName's finger. It's not clear whether $he's begging you to DP $his anus, or begging you not to, but whichever it is, $HeadGirl.slaveName withdraws _his2 finger and you shove yourself inside. $activeSlave.slaveName jerks with discomfort and gives a gasping "Oh f-fuck-k" that <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>$he repeats over and over<<else>>is followed by some minor struggling<</if>> as you begin to fuck $him. From _his2 angle, $HeadGirl.slaveName can't pound $activeSlave.slaveName quite as hard as you can, but _he2 does _his2 best. When you've both had your fun, extracted yourselves, and let the exhausted, gaped bitch collapse onto the floor, $HeadGirl.slaveName gives you a naughty wink.
+			"Plea<<s>>e," the slave begs incoherently as you press your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $HeadGirl.slaveName's finger. It's not clear whether $he's begging you to DP $his anus, or begging you not to, but whichever it is, $HeadGirl.slaveName withdraws _his2 finger and you shove yourself inside. $activeSlave.slaveName jerks with discomfort and gives a gasping "Oh f-fuck-k" that <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>$he repeats over and over<<else>>is followed by some minor struggling<</if>> as you begin to fuck $him. From _his2 angle, $HeadGirl.slaveName can't pound $activeSlave.slaveName quite as hard as you can, but _he2 does _his2 best. When you've both had your fun, extracted yourselves, and let the exhausted, gaped bitch collapse onto the floor, $HeadGirl.slaveName gives you a naughty wink.
 			<<run Enunciate($HeadGirl)>>
 			"@@.hotpink;That wa<<s>> fun,@@ <<Master>>!" _he2 <<say>>s. "<<Sh>>all we flip $him over and go again?"
 			<<run Enunciate($activeSlave)>>
@@ -381,7 +381,7 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 			<</if>>
 			$Concubine.slaveName guides _his2 <<if !canPenetrate($Concubine)>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>> inside the <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>enthusiastic<<else>>compliant<</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName, who begins to ride it, enjoying both the <<if $activeSlave.prostate > 0>>prostate<<else>>anal<</if>> stimulation and the feeling of $his <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>><<if ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) || ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>midsection trapped between $him and <<elseif ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) || ($activeSlave.balls == 0) || ($activeSlave.ballType == "sterile")>>soft dick trapped between $him and <<else>>erection trapped between $him and <</if>><<else>>pussy pressed against<</if>> $Concubine.slaveName. $Concubine.slaveName smacks the humping <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>'s butt to get $him to stop, and slides an index finger up $his ass alongside the <<if !canPenetrate($Concubine)>>phallus<<else>>cock<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName shudders, and then begins to whine as $Concubine.slaveName pulls $his sphincter wider.
 			<br><br>
-			"Plea<<s>>e," the slave begs incoherently as you press your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $Concubine.slaveName's finger. It's not clear whether $he's begging you to DP $his anus, or begging you not to, but whichever it is, $Concubine.slaveName withdraws _his2 finger and you shove yourself inside. $activeSlave.slaveName jerks with discomfort and gives a gasping "Oh f-fuck-k" that <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>$he repeats over and over<<else>>is followed by some minor struggling<</if>> as you begin to fuck $him. From _his2 angle, $Concubine.slaveName can't pound $activeSlave.slaveName quite as hard as you can, but _he2 does _his2 best. When you've both had your fun, extracted yourselves, and let the exhausted, gaped bitch collapse onto the floor, $Concubine.slaveName gives you a naughty wink.
+			"Plea<<s>>e," the slave begs incoherently as you press your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $Concubine.slaveName's finger. It's not clear whether $he's begging you to DP $his anus, or begging you not to, but whichever it is, $Concubine.slaveName withdraws _his2 finger and you shove yourself inside. $activeSlave.slaveName jerks with discomfort and gives a gasping "Oh f-fuck-k" that <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>$he repeats over and over<<else>>is followed by some minor struggling<</if>> as you begin to fuck $him. From _his2 angle, $Concubine.slaveName can't pound $activeSlave.slaveName quite as hard as you can, but _he2 does _his2 best. When you've both had your fun, extracted yourselves, and let the exhausted, gaped bitch collapse onto the floor, $Concubine.slaveName gives you a naughty wink.
 			<<run Enunciate($Concubine)>>
 			"@@.hotpink;That wa<<s>> fun,@@ <<Master>>!" _he2 <<say>>s. "<<Sh>>all we flip $him over and go again?"
 			<<run Enunciate($activeSlave)>>
@@ -399,9 +399,9 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 	<<setSpokenPlayerPronouns $activeSlave>>
-	You head into the bathroom, shedding clothing as you go. $He stares at you as you advance, $his eyes fixing on your <<if $PC.boobs>>tits as you reveal them<<else>>ripped abs as they become visible<</if>>, and $his lips part slightly. $His gaze only shifts when you disrobe completely, revealing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>hardening dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>flushed womanhood<</if>>; $he licks $his lips unconsciously. You grab a towel off the counter, spread it on a bathroom bench, and recline on it with your back against the wall. You pat your <<if $PC.title == 1>>hard<<else>>pretty<</if>> thighs, and $he hurries over, <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>eagerly<<else>>carefully<</if>> swinging $his leg over the bench and seating $himself in your lap. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your cock slides easily up $his whorish butt. One of your arms<<else>>You decided not to bother with a strap-on, so you slide a couple of fingers inside $him, and $he reciprocates by working a hand under $himself to attend to your pussy. Your free arm<</if>> wraps around<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>> $him and under $his heavy tits, resting in a cocoon of soft breastflesh<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>> $his heavy breasts, hefting their weight and eliciting a sigh from the slave<<else>> $him to support $his chest<</if>>. Being held this way, $he can't really <<if $PC.dick == 1>>bounce on your dick, so $he just wiggles $his butt into you to seat it a bit deeper<<else>>grind against your fingers<</if>> and sighs contentedly. You instruct $him to elaborate on what $he said earlier.
+	You head into the bathroom, shedding clothing as you go. $He stares at you as you advance, $his eyes fixing on your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300 >>tits as you reveal them<<else>>ripped abs as they become visible<</if>>, and $his lips part slightly. $His gaze only shifts when you disrobe completely, revealing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>hardening dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>flushed womanhood<</if>>; $he licks $his lips unconsciously. You grab a towel off the counter, spread it on a bathroom bench, and recline on it with your back against the wall. You pat your <<if $PC.title == 1>>hard<<else>>pretty<</if>> thighs, and $he hurries over, <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>eagerly<<else>>carefully<</if>> swinging $his leg over the bench and seating $himself in your lap. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>Your cock slides easily up $his whorish butt. One of your arms<<else>>You decided not to bother with a strap-on, so you slide a couple of fingers inside $him, and $he reciprocates by working a hand under $himself to attend to your pussy. Your free arm<</if>> wraps around<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>> $him and under $his heavy tits, resting in a cocoon of soft breastflesh<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>> $his heavy breasts, hefting their weight and eliciting a sigh from the slave<<else>> $him to support $his chest<</if>>. Being held this way, $he can't really <<if $PC.dick != 0>>bounce on your dick, so $he just wiggles $his butt into you to seat it a bit deeper<<else>>grind against your fingers<</if>> and sighs contentedly. You instruct $him to elaborate on what $he said earlier.
 	<br><br>
-	"Ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s automatically, and then pauses. "Hmm. I try not to think about back, you know, before." $He squeezes $his buttocks against your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>crotch<<else>>hand<</if>>. "But I gue<<ss>> back then I didn't really think about my butthole, much? Like, I went to the bathroom, and wa<<sh>>ed it in the <<sh>>ower, and that wa<<s>> it. But with the liquid <<s>>lave food, I don't — <<s>>orry, <<Master>>, I'm being <<s>>illy. You know all about that." You tell $him to explain it anyway. $He looks puzzled for a moment, but @@.mediumaquamarine;remembers $he can trust you,@@ and twists around to plant an awkward kiss on your chin before continuing. "Well," $he <<say>>s, with mock seriousness. "Here in the arcology, we <<s>>lave<<s>> eat a very <<s>>pe<<c>>ial liquid diet that keep<<s>> u<<s>> healthy and fit and ready to fuck. And, it'<<s>> ab<<s>>orbed completely, <<s>>o our butt<<s>> are alway<<s>> ni<<c>>e and clean. That way, <<Master>> can -" $he clenches $his sphincter <<if $PC.dick == 1>>around the base of your cock — "fuck<<else>>against your invading fingers — "play with<</if>> our a<<ss>>e<<s>>" — clench — "whenever" — clench — "<<heP>>" — clench — "want<<s>>!" $He squeals as you use your encircling arm to hoist $his torso up a bit higher, and mercilessly <<if $PC.dick == 1>>fuck<<else>>fingerfuck<</if>> $his ass. Many of your other slaves came and went during this, and none of them saw anything unusual about you molesting $activeSlave.slaveName's bottom in a corner of the restroom.
+	"Ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s automatically, and then pauses. "Hmm. I try not to think about back, you know, before." $He squeezes $his buttocks against your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>crotch<<else>>hand<</if>>. "But I gue<<ss>> back then I didn't really think about my butthole, much? Like, I went to the bathroom, and wa<<sh>>ed it in the <<sh>>ower, and that wa<<s>> it. But with the liquid <<s>>lave food, I don't — <<s>>orry, <<Master>>, I'm being <<s>>illy. You know all about that." You tell $him to explain it anyway. $He looks puzzled for a moment, but @@.mediumaquamarine;remembers $he can trust you,@@ and twists around to plant an awkward kiss on your chin before continuing. "Well," $he <<say>>s, with mock seriousness. "Here in the arcology, we <<s>>lave<<s>> eat a very <<s>>pe<<c>>ial liquid diet that keep<<s>> u<<s>> healthy and fit and ready to fuck. And, it'<<s>> ab<<s>>orbed completely, <<s>>o our butt<<s>> are alway<<s>> ni<<c>>e and clean. That way, <<Master>> can -" $he clenches $his sphincter <<if $PC.dick != 0>>around the base of your cock — "fuck<<else>>against your invading fingers — "play with<</if>> our a<<ss>>e<<s>>" — clench — "whenever" — clench — "<<heP>>" — clench — "want<<s>>!" $He squeals as you use your encircling arm to hoist $his torso up a bit higher, and mercilessly <<if $PC.dick != 0>>fuck<<else>>fingerfuck<</if>> $his ass. Many of your other slaves came and went during this, and none of them saw anything unusual about you molesting $activeSlave.slaveName's bottom in a corner of the restroom.
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -409,9 +409,9 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <br><<link "Change it some more">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You tell $him that since $he appreciates how $his ass has changed, $he won't be surprised if you treat it like the fuckhole it is. Something in your tone makes $him cautious, but $he's a good $girl and says "Ye<<s>>, <<Master>>," automatically. You pass $assistantName wardrobe orders for the poor <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>, and instructions to have $him report to your office once $he's dressed. A few minutes later, $activeSlave.slaveName walks up to your desk, stark naked except for a buttplug that comfortably fills $his rectum and a sturdy leather collar attached to a leash. You snap your fingers, pointing at the ground, and $he scrambles <<if hasAllLimbs($activeSlave)>>to $his hands and knees<<else>>downwards<</if>> and removes $his plug. After $he's taken a harsh buttfuck, you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>push the plug back in without letting any of your cum escape<<else>>plug $him up again<</if>> and attach the leash to your belt. You ignore your anal toy completely, letting $him kneel next to you as you work — $he doesn't seem to want to sit, for some reason. For the rest of the day, $his anus takes the full force of your libido. You fuck nothing else, confining your efforts to $his backdoor, keeping $him plugged when you aren't penetrating $him. When you're bored, you hand $him a dildo and tell $him to take care of it $himself.
+	You tell $him that since $he appreciates how $his ass has changed, $he won't be surprised if you treat it like the fuckhole it is. Something in your tone makes $him cautious, but $he's a good $girl and says "Ye<<s>>, <<Master>>," automatically. You pass $assistantName wardrobe orders for the poor <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>, and instructions to have $him report to your office once $he's dressed. A few minutes later, $activeSlave.slaveName walks up to your desk, stark naked except for a buttplug that comfortably fills $his rectum and a sturdy leather collar attached to a leash. You snap your fingers, pointing at the ground, and $he scrambles <<if hasAllLimbs($activeSlave)>>to $his hands and knees<<else>>downwards<</if>> and removes $his plug. After $he's taken a harsh buttfuck, you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>push the plug back in without letting any of your cum escape<<else>>plug $him up again<</if>> and attach the leash to your belt. You ignore your anal toy completely, letting $him kneel next to you as you work — $he doesn't seem to want to sit, for some reason. For the rest of the day, $his anus takes the full force of your libido. You fuck nothing else, confining your efforts to $his backdoor, keeping $him plugged when you aren't penetrating $him. When you're bored, you hand $him a dildo and tell $him to take care of it $himself.
 	<br><br>
-	$He's quite exhausted by the end of the day, walking dumbly along behind you, leashed to your belt and wondering tiredly when $his next reaming is coming. $He doesn't notice that you're bringing $him back to stand in front of the mirror until $he's there. You push $his compliant body into an approximation of $his position from the morning and tell $him to remove $his plug and look at $his asshole. "Ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he <<says>>, and obeys.<<if $PC.dick == 1>> This releases quite a rush of ejaculate.<</if>> $His anus is @@.lime;very loose,@@ a lewd, gaping fuckhole hungry for toys, fingers, and dick. You tell $him that, and ask whether $he agrees. @@.hotpink;"Ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s.@@
+	$He's quite exhausted by the end of the day, walking dumbly along behind you, leashed to your belt and wondering tiredly when $his next reaming is coming. $He doesn't notice that you're bringing $him back to stand in front of the mirror until $he's there. You push $his compliant body into an approximation of $his position from the morning and tell $him to remove $his plug and look at $his asshole. "Ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he <<says>>, and obeys.<<if $PC.dick != 0>> This releases quite a rush of ejaculate.<</if>> $His anus is @@.lime;very loose,@@ a lewd, gaping fuckhole hungry for toys, fingers, and dick. You tell $him that, and ask whether $he agrees. @@.hotpink;"Ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s.@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.anus = 3>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -423,7 +423,7 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <<link "Love $him back">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You swing your legs up onto your desk and jump up onto its smooth surface, $his eyes tracking the <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>way it makes your breasts move<<else>>powerful way your muscles move your body<</if>>. When you pat the tops of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>hard<<else>>soft<</if>> thighs meaningfully, $he giggles happily and skips forward to clamber up and sit on your lap. The bouncing and climbing creates quite a nice spectacle of jiggling tits and waving cock, and $he manages to get up on the desk in such a way that you get a solid eyeful of first $his wet pussy and then $his ready anus. $He settles $himself onto your lap with a coo, feeling the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>hardness of your erection <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>and the warmth further down<</if>><<else>>warmth of your arousal<</if>> against $his hermaphroditic genitalia. $He starts to grind $himself lasciviously against you, but stops when you seize $his face and kiss $him deeply. $He moans back into you, returning the kiss with intensity. <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>$His udders are so huge the two of you have to press your torsos hard together to make out, a delightful struggle that stimulates $his nipples quite a lot, to go by the way $he squeaks and giggles into your mouth.<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>$His bosom is are so big that making out face to face presses it quite hard between your torsos, which stimulates $his nipples quite a lot, to go by the way $he squeaks and giggles into your mouth.<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>You undress without breaking your lip lock, bringing your bare breasts against $hers in a warm, loving embrace.<<else>>You strip without breaking your lip lock, bringing your heavily muscled chest against $his soft breasts in a tender, loving embrace.<</if>> $His arousal builds rapidly and $he goes back to grinding, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>eventually getting $himself so hot that your dick slides into $him almost without either of you meaning to make it happen. $He climaxes with you shortly, cumming all over $his own breasts.<<else>>bringing you both to a shaking climax. $He cums all over $his own breasts, coating them in glistening ejaculate.<</if>> As $he relaxes back against the desk, $his panting making $his cum-glazed tits rise and fall, you reflect that you just lied by omission, letting a pretty $girl maintain $his delusions and @@.hotpink;$his love for you.@@ Of all your sins, this is perhaps the smallest.
+	You swing your legs up onto your desk and jump up onto its smooth surface, $his eyes tracking the <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>way it makes your breasts move<<else>>powerful way your muscles move your body<</if>>. When you pat the tops of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>hard<<else>>soft<</if>> thighs meaningfully, $he giggles happily and skips forward to clamber up and sit on your lap. The bouncing and climbing creates quite a nice spectacle of jiggling tits and waving cock, and $he manages to get up on the desk in such a way that you get a solid eyeful of first $his wet pussy and then $his ready anus. $He settles $himself onto your lap with a coo, feeling the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>hardness of your erection <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>and the warmth further down<</if>><<else>>warmth of your arousal<</if>> against $his hermaphroditic genitalia. $He starts to grind $himself lasciviously against you, but stops when you seize $his face and kiss $him deeply. $He moans back into you, returning the kiss with intensity. <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>$His udders are so huge the two of you have to press your torsos hard together to make out, a delightful struggle that stimulates $his nipples quite a lot, to go by the way $he squeaks and giggles into your mouth.<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>$His bosom is are so big that making out face to face presses it quite hard between your torsos, which stimulates $his nipples quite a lot, to go by the way $he squeaks and giggles into your mouth.<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.title == 0>>You undress without breaking your lip lock, bringing your bare breasts against $hers in a warm, loving embrace.<<else>>You strip without breaking your lip lock, bringing your heavily muscled chest against $his soft breasts in a tender, loving embrace.<</if>> $His arousal builds rapidly and $he goes back to grinding, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>eventually getting $himself so hot that your dick slides into $him almost without either of you meaning to make it happen. $He climaxes with you shortly, cumming all over $his own breasts.<<else>>bringing you both to a shaking climax. $He cums all over $his own breasts, coating them in glistening ejaculate.<</if>> As $he relaxes back against the desk, $his panting making $his cum-glazed tits rise and fall, you reflect that you just lied by omission, letting a pretty $girl maintain $his delusions and @@.hotpink;$his love for you.@@ Of all your sins, this is perhaps the smallest.
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.vaginal += 1>>
 	<<set $vaginalTotal += 1>>
@@ -432,7 +432,7 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <br><<link "Break $him with the truth">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You point at the couch, and $he skips over to it with a giggle, boobs bouncing. $He hops up onto the cushions, kneeling with $his butt stuck out invitingly and $his torso bent over its back. $He reaches around to pull one <<if ($activeSlave.butt > 5)>>massive<<elseif ($activeSlave.butt > 2)>>heavy<<else>>cute<</if>> buttock to one side, <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>stretching $his lewd backdoor into a gape<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>stretching $his backdoor lewdly<<else>>highlighting $his tight anus<</if>> and showing off $his <<if $activeSlave.labia > 1>>dangling<<elseif $activeSlave.labia > 0>>generous<<else>>wet<</if>> pussylips. You enter $him from behind, your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>turgid dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> sliding easily into $his cunt. Your hands slide around $him to hold $his shoulders in a gentle lock, and you whisper secrets into $his ear. You tell $him that the Futanari Sisters here failed because you undermined them. You tell $him that $he is a slave because you planned and executed $his enslavement. And you tell $him that no slave will believe $him if $he tells them the truth, since they love you just like $he did. As you pour this poison into $him, $he remains perfectly still, processing the revelation; the only clue to $his feelings is $his rapidly softening cock. When it has become completely, pathetically limp, a huge sob tears its way out of $him. You switch to $his anus and assrape $him without mercy, forcing $his limp torso halfway around so you can press a kiss on $his bawling mouth. $He does not resist, even when you begin to taste the salt tears that stream down $his pretty face. $He will remain devoted to you, mostly from a lack of alternatives, but $his trust in you has @@.gold;suffered immensely.@@
+	You point at the couch, and $he skips over to it with a giggle, boobs bouncing. $He hops up onto the cushions, kneeling with $his butt stuck out invitingly and $his torso bent over its back. $He reaches around to pull one <<if ($activeSlave.butt > 5)>>massive<<elseif ($activeSlave.butt > 2)>>heavy<<else>>cute<</if>> buttock to one side, <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>stretching $his lewd backdoor into a gape<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>stretching $his backdoor lewdly<<else>>highlighting $his tight anus<</if>> and showing off $his <<if $activeSlave.labia > 1>>dangling<<elseif $activeSlave.labia > 0>>generous<<else>>wet<</if>> pussylips. You enter $him from behind, your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>turgid dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> sliding easily into $his cunt. Your hands slide around $him to hold $his shoulders in a gentle lock, and you whisper secrets into $his ear. You tell $him that the Futanari Sisters here failed because you undermined them. You tell $him that $he is a slave because you planned and executed $his enslavement. And you tell $him that no slave will believe $him if $he tells them the truth, since they love you just like $he did. As you pour this poison into $him, $he remains perfectly still, processing the revelation; the only clue to $his feelings is $his rapidly softening cock. When it has become completely, pathetically limp, a huge sob tears its way out of $him. You switch to $his anus and assrape $him without mercy, forcing $his limp torso halfway around so you can press a kiss on $his bawling mouth. $He does not resist, even when you begin to taste the salt tears that stream down $his pretty face. $He will remain devoted to you, mostly from a lack of alternatives, but $his trust in you has @@.gold;suffered immensely.@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust = random(-90,-75)>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.vaginal += 1>>
 	<<set $vaginalTotal += 1>>
@@ -446,7 +446,7 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <<link "$He wants dick. Give $him the dick">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You rise fluidly out of your chair, pointing at the floor <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>at $his feet<<else>>in front of $him<</if>>. $He needs no further direction, and hurriedly gets down to place $his mouth at dick height. $He <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>gives your strap-on a blowjob<<else>>sucks you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eats you out<</if>><</if>> with relish, looking adoringly up at you as $he rhythmically works $his lips up and down <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the<<else>>your<</if>> thick shaft. After a bit of this, you pull <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>yourself<</if>> free with a delicious popping noise, and haul the slave <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>. You grab $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> in a firm hold and pull $him up on tiptoe (at which the horny $girl giggles with anticipation), and then thrust into <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>soft crevice between $his plush thighs<<else>>gap between $his thighs<</if>>. This motion slides <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the strap-on<<else>>your hard dick<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>against $his moist pussylips<<elseif ($activeSlave.scrotum > 0)>>against $his anus and then past $his ballsack<<else>>along $his sensitive perineum<</if>>, eliciting a shocked gasp and then a prolonged whine of pleasure. $He humps $himself along <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>your shaft<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and mons<</if>><</if>> shamelessly, craning around to rain kisses on your jawline and neck.
+	You rise fluidly out of your chair, pointing at the floor <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>at $his feet<<else>>in front of $him<</if>>. $He needs no further direction, and hurriedly gets down to place $his mouth at dick height. $He <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>gives your strap-on a blowjob<<else>>sucks you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eats you out<</if>><</if>> with relish, looking adoringly up at you as $he rhythmically works $his lips up and down <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the<<else>>your<</if>> thick shaft. After a bit of this, you pull <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>yourself<</if>> free with a delicious popping noise, and haul the slave <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>. You grab $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> in a firm hold and pull $him up on tiptoe (at which the horny $girl giggles with anticipation), and then thrust into <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>soft crevice between $his plush thighs<<else>>gap between $his thighs<</if>>. This motion slides <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the strap-on<<else>>your hard dick<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>against $his moist pussylips<<elseif ($activeSlave.scrotum > 0)>>against $his anus and then past $his ballsack<<else>>along $his sensitive perineum<</if>>, eliciting a shocked gasp and then a prolonged whine of pleasure. $He humps $himself along <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>your shaft<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and mons<</if>><</if>> shamelessly, craning around to rain kisses on your jawline and neck.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>
 		When you gently push $his face away from you by tipping $his torso forward, $he moans a little from the loss of closeness, but soon forgets it when you press your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> inside $him. $He begins to gasp your name, moan adoration, and beg nonsensically, and $he orgasms promptly. $He groans with overstimulation as you pull out, and then whines when you redouble it by immediately switching to $his <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>loose<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>practiced<<else>>tight<</if>> ass.
 	<<else>>
@@ -564,7 +564,15 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <br><<link "$He's a good slave girl all the time, not just right now">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You tell $him that $he doesn't have to prove anything to you right now; $he's shown that $he's a good slave girl already. $He looks shocked for a moment before @@.mediumaquamarine;blushing and turning $his gaze down at $his feet.@@ "T-thank<<s>>, <<Master>>," $he stammers. Since $he asked so nicely, though, you continue, you will fuck $his butt. $He giggles and hurries over to you in response to a crooked finger, curling up in your lap for a nice makeout session. When the next slave scheduled for an examination comes through the door, it's to the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName holding $his body sideways in the air over the couch: $he has one knee down on the cushions, and is doing the splits with the other leg running up <<if ($PC.boobs == 0)>>your muscular chest<<else>>between your breasts<</if>>. Your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> is up $his ass, and you're giving it to $him hard. <<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 1000)>>$His huge breasts are bouncing back and forth with the motion, almost hitting $himself in the face.<<elseif ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>$His generous curves lend the motion weight, and each thrust reams $his ass hard.<<elseif ($activeSlave.hLength >= 60)>>$His long hair flies around $his face in a maelstrom of sexual energy.<<else>>The leather couch creaks with an obscurely sexual rhythm.<</if>> $He's being fucked so hard that $his
+	You tell $him that $he doesn't have to prove anything to you right now; $he's shown that $he's a good slave girl already. $He looks shocked for a moment before @@.mediumaquamarine;blushing and turning $his gaze down at $his feet.@@ "T-thank<<s>>, <<Master>>," $he stammers. Since $he asked so nicely, though, you continue, you will fuck $his butt. $He giggles and hurries over to you in response to a crooked finger, curling up in your lap for a nice makeout session. When the next slave scheduled for an examination comes through the door, it's to the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName holding $his body sideways in the air over the couch: $he has one knee down on the cushions, and is doing the splits with the other leg running up
+	<<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
+		between your breasts.
+	<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
+		your flat chest.
+	<<else>>
+		your muscular chest.
+	<</if>>
+	Your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> is up $his ass, and you're giving it to $him hard. <<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 1000)>>$His huge breasts are bouncing back and forth with the motion, almost hitting $himself in the face.<<elseif ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>$His generous curves lend the motion weight, and each thrust reams $his ass hard.<<elseif ($activeSlave.hLength >= 60)>>$His long hair flies around $his face in a maelstrom of sexual energy.<<else>>The leather couch creaks with an obscurely sexual rhythm.<</if>> $He's being fucked so hard that $his
 	<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 		cock is being forced to half-hardness inside its chastity cage, making $him writhe with mixed anal pleasure and dick pain.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw b/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
index bb7274fae62..21e0e20dd58 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
@@ -316,7 +316,7 @@ $subSlave.slaveName gets inspected more regularly than your other slaves, since
 			while _he2 has _his2 neck twisted back to kiss you.
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
-<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>
+<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>
 	extremely eager for a good fuck and there's no better dick than _his2 <<= WrittenMaster($subSlave)>>'s. $subSlave.slaveName has been a good _girl2,
 	<<if ($subSlave.mpreg == 1 && canDoAnal($subSlave) && $subSlave.anus > 0) || ($subSlave.mpreg == 0 && canDoVaginal($subSlave) && $subSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 		<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>
@@ -551,7 +551,7 @@ It seems $he passed by while $subSlave.slaveName was dominating the other slave<
 <</if>>
 /* 000-250-006 */
 
-$subSlave.slaveName is lying on the edge of your desk with _his2<<if $subSlave.belly >= 1500>> bloated<</if>> body helpless beneath you, your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in _him2, and your hands around _his2 neck. It's just breath play, and you're practiced enough that _he2's in no danger. _He2's such a sexual submissive that _he2 sometimes acts out if not managed. This happens when _he2 feels the urge to misbehave in order to access punishment, so you personally ensure that _he2 can indulge _his2 submissiveness when _he2 needs it. _He2 does not orgasm with you, _his2 complete servitude to your pleasure fulfilling a deeper need than that. _He2 leaves your office with a serene look on _his2 face, passing <<EventNameLink>>, who is
+$subSlave.slaveName is lying on the edge of your desk with _his2<<if $subSlave.belly >= 1500>> bloated<</if>> body helpless beneath you, your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in _him2, and your hands around _his2 neck. It's just breath play, and you're practiced enough that _he2's in no danger. _He2's such a sexual submissive that _he2 sometimes acts out if not managed. This happens when _he2 feels the urge to misbehave in order to access punishment, so you personally ensure that _he2 can indulge _his2 submissiveness when _he2 needs it. _He2 does not orgasm with you, _his2 complete servitude to your pleasure fulfilling a deeper need than that. _He2 leaves your office with a serene look on _his2 face, passing <<EventNameLink>>, who is
 <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>
 	propped limblessly nearby. $He has
 <<elseif !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
@@ -811,7 +811,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 	/* TODO: not sure what to do here */
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.anus == 0>>
-			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick brutally @@.lime;taking $his anal virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his anal virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough anal,
+			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick brutally @@.lime;taking $his anal virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his anal virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough anal,
 			<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
 		<<else>>
 			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of rough anal,
@@ -819,10 +819,10 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 	<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>
-			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick brutally @@.lime;stripping $him of $his virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough sex,
+			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick brutally @@.lime;stripping $him of $his virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough sex,
 			<<set $activeSlave.vagina = 1>>
 		<<else>>
-			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>an enormous dildo<</if>> slamming against $his cervix,
+			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>an enormous dildo<</if>> slamming against $his cervix,
 		<</if>>
 		<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 	<<else>>
@@ -833,7 +833,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		<<case "ball gag" "bit gag">>
 			you unhook $his gag before
 		<</switch>>
-		the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick getting shoved as deep down $his throat as you can<<else>>an enormous dildo forcing $his jaw wide and working its way down $his throat<</if>>,
+		the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick getting shoved as deep down $his throat as you can<<else>>an enormous dildo forcing $his jaw wide and working its way down $his throat<</if>>,
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</if>>
 	which is then overlaid by rough spanking, nipple pinching, and
@@ -948,7 +948,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 	As $he writhes in agony, you tell $him to get used to it. $He's a pain slut now, second thoughts or not.
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.anus == 0>>
-			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick brutally @@.lime;taking $his anal virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his anal virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough anal,
+			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick brutally @@.lime;taking $his anal virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his anal virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough anal,
 			<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
 		<<else>>
 			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of rough anal,
@@ -956,10 +956,10 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 	<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>
-			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick brutally @@.lime;stripping $him of $his virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough sex,
+			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick brutally @@.lime;stripping $him of $his virginity@@<<else>>an enormous dildo @@.lime;stealing $his virginity@@<</if>>, followed by rough sex,
 			<<set $activeSlave.vagina = 1>>
 		<<else>>
-			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>an enormous dildo<</if>> slamming against $his cervix,
+			$He hasn't recovered before $he feels the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>an enormous dildo<</if>> slamming against $his cervix,
 		<</if>>
 		<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 	<<else>>
@@ -970,7 +970,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		<<case "ball gag" "bit gag">>
 			you unhook $his gag before
 		<</switch>>
-		the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick getting shoved as deep down $his throat as you can<<else>>an enormous dildo forcing $his jaw wide and working its way down $his throat<</if>>,
+		the still more urgent pain of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick getting shoved as deep down $his throat as you can<<else>>an enormous dildo forcing $his jaw wide and working its way down $his throat<</if>>,
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</if>>
 	which is then overlaid by rough spanking, nipple pinching, and
@@ -1056,7 +1056,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		<<else>>
 			"Plea<<s>>e knock me up, <<Master>>!"
 		<</if>>
-		You shove $him over the desk, rub <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your hard dick<<else>>a squirt dildo<</if>>
+		You shove $him over the desk, rub <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your hard dick<<else>>a squirt dildo<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
 			<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				around $his asspussy,
@@ -1073,14 +1073,14 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		and ask if $he wants you to impregnate $him. $He's almost beside $himself, shuddering at the titillation, but before $he can answer,
 		<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
 			<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.anus > 0>>
-				you slide <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your cock<</if>> into $his rear and give $him a pounding that leaves $him begging for what's to come. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and you might give it to $him one day — but that $he doesn't deserve it yet. With that, you slide out of $his ass and paint $his back with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cum<<else>>a few squirts from the dildo<</if>>.
+				you slide <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your cock<</if>> into $his rear and give $him a pounding that leaves $him begging for what's to come. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and you might give it to $him one day — but that $he doesn't deserve it yet. With that, you slide out of $his ass and paint $his back with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cum<<else>>a few squirts from the dildo<</if>>.
 				<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			<<else>>
 				you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and you might give it to $him one day — but that $he doesn't deserve it yet. With that, you run your hands across the quivering slave's belly; pantomiming it swelling with child and sending $him over the edge.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>
-				you slide <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your cock<</if>> into $his vagina and give $him a pounding that leaves $him begging for what's to come. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and you might give it to $him one day — but that $he doesn't deserve it yet. With that, you slide out of $his pussy and paint the quivering slave's belly with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cum<<else>>a few squirts from the dildo<</if>>.
+				you slide <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your cock<</if>> into $his vagina and give $him a pounding that leaves $him begging for what's to come. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and you might give it to $him one day — but that $he doesn't deserve it yet. With that, you slide out of $his pussy and paint the quivering slave's belly with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cum<<else>>a few squirts from the dildo<</if>>.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			<<else>>
 				you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and you might give it to $him one day — but that $he doesn't deserve it yet. With that, you run your hands across the quivering slave's belly; pantomiming it swelling with child and sending $him over the edge.
@@ -1142,14 +1142,14 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
 			<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.anus > 0>>
-				slide your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>> into $his rear. You lean in to run your hands across the quivering slave's belly as you focus on breeding the already fecund bitch. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and if $he keeps being a good $girl you'll be sure to keep $him swollen with child. With that, you hilt yourself and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>flood $his rectum with your cum<<else>>repeatedly pump bursts of cum out of your toy into $his bowels<</if>>.
+				slide your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>> into $his rear. You lean in to run your hands across the quivering slave's belly as you focus on breeding the already fecund bitch. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and if $he keeps being a good $girl you'll be sure to keep $him swollen with child. With that, you hilt yourself and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>flood $his rectum with your cum<<else>>repeatedly pump bursts of cum out of your toy into $his bowels<</if>>.
 				<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			<<else>>
 				you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and if $he keeps being a good $girl you'll be sure to keep $him swollen with child. With that, you run your hands across the quivering slave's _belly belly, pantomiming it swelling to an obscene size with children and sending $him over the edge.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>
-				slide your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>> into $his pussy. You lean in to run your hands across the quivering slave's belly as you focus on breeding the already fecund bitch. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and if $he keeps being a good $girl you'll be sure to keep $him swollen with child. With that, you hilt yourself and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>flood $his cunt with your cum<<else>>repeatedly pump bursts of cum into $him until it flows out around your toy<</if>>.
+				slide your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>> into $his pussy. You lean in to run your hands across the quivering slave's belly as you focus on breeding the already fecund bitch. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>When you start to feel you climax approaching<<else>>Once you've thoroughly enjoyed yourself<</if>>, you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and if $he keeps being a good $girl you'll be sure to keep $him swollen with child. With that, you hilt yourself and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>flood $his cunt with your cum<<else>>repeatedly pump bursts of cum into $him until it flows out around your toy<</if>>.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			<<else>>
 				you tell $him that pregnancy is a very special reward for very good slaves, and if $he keeps being a good $girl you'll be sure to keep $him swollen with child. With that, you run your hands across the quivering slave's _belly belly, pantomiming it swelling to an obscene size with children and sending $him over the edge.
@@ -1510,10 +1510,10 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 	<<if $PC.belly >= 30000>>
 		to the couch, but $he's clearly pleased. While you would rather sit $him on your lap, you are far too pregnant to fit $him; instead you settle $him beside you and torment
 	<<else>>
-		back to your desk chair, but $he's clearly pleased. You sit in the chair with $him in your lap facing away from you<<if $PC.boobs > 0>>, $his back against your breasts<</if>>, and torment
+		back to your desk chair, but $he's clearly pleased. You sit in the chair with $him in your lap facing away from you<<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>, $his back against your breasts<</if>>, and torment
 	<</if>>
 	$his nipples until $he's close to climax. Then you get $him on <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the floor<</if>> and push $him over the edge with
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.nipples == "fuckable">>
 			your cock and fingers deep inside $his
 		<<else>>
@@ -1584,7 +1584,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		make $him take <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>a strap-on you've put on<<else>>your dick<</if>>, hard.
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 	<<else>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>ram your dick down $his throat<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and make $him eat you out<</if>><<else>>mash your clit in $his face, making $him eat you out<</if>>.
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>ram your dick down $his throat<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and make $him eat you out<</if>><<else>>mash your clit in $his face, making $him eat you out<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</if>>
 	You ensure that $he maintains the submissive role throughout. You'll keep an eye on $him, and with this correction @@.hotpink;$he'll become more obedient.@@
@@ -1621,7 +1621,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 		ride <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>a strap-on you're wearing<<else>>your dick<</if>>.
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 	<<else>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eat you out<</if>><<else>>eat you out<</if>> at $his own pace.
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eat you out<</if>><<else>>eat you out<</if>> at $his own pace.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</if>>
 	You ensure that $he maintains the active role throughout. You'll keep an eye on $him, and with this correction @@.hotpink;$he'll become more obedient.@@
@@ -1676,7 +1676,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		$He squeaks with surprise as you throw $him on the couch, but $his eagerness is obvious. $He does everything right, relaxing as you <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>push a strap-on into<<else>>enter<</if>> $his ass and enjoying $himself all the way through. $He climaxes hard to <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>the cock<</if>> in $his asshole. @@.hotpink;$He has become more devoted to you,@@ and @@.lightcoral;$his sexuality now focuses on $his anus.@@
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-	<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>
 		$He squeaks with surprise as you push $him
 		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
 			onto $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index 60bf3735c61..7fc7396422a 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@ You check $his records for any potential health issues that could be causing thi
 
 <<case "surprising wakeup">>
 
-You are awakened from a sound sleep by someone eagerly <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucking your dick<<else>>eating you out<</if>>. Your slaves know better than to disturb you, let alone take the initiative, but you are shocked when you pull back the sheets and reveal the smiling <<EventNameLink>>.
+You are awakened from a sound sleep by someone eagerly <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucking your dick<<else>>eating you out<</if>>. Your slaves know better than to disturb you, let alone take the initiative, but you are shocked when you pull back the sheets and reveal the smiling <<EventNameLink>>.
 <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	$He promptly stops, flashes you an appreciative smile and goes right back to pleasing you.
 <<else>>
@@ -215,10 +215,10 @@ Finishing your work, you lean back for a well-deserved break. Your peace is quic
 <<elseif ($PC.career == "escort")>>
 	but you simply give $him a kick to the groin; $he wouldn't be the first person to try this shit on you.
 	<<set $mutinery = 0>>
-<<elseif ($PC.career == "slaver") || $PC.slaving >= 20>>
+<<elseif ($PC.career == "slaver") || $PC.skill.slaving >= 20>>
 	but you simply give $him a kick to the groin, a little trick you remember from your early days on how to deal with rebellious slaves.
 	<<set $mutinery = 0>>
-<<elseif ($PC.warfare >= 20)>>
+<<elseif ($PC.skill.warfare >= 20)>>
 	but you have no problem grabbing $him and pushing $him to the ground, grabbing<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>> both of<</if>> $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to make sure $he doesn't try to step up.
 	<<set $mutinery = 0>>
 <<elseif $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset">>
@@ -230,7 +230,7 @@ Finishing your work, you lean back for a well-deserved break. Your peace is quic
 <br><br>
 <<if $mutinery == 1>>
 	$He doesn't seem to understand what $he is getting $himself into
-	<<if $PC.boobs > 0>>
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 		as $he gropes your chest
 	<<else>>
 		as $he runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> over your body
@@ -421,7 +421,7 @@ With $his back arched and $his thighs together $his <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>
 		_hisA voice
 	<</switch>>
 <</if>>
-gently calling your name. As you regain consciousness, you become aware of a weight on your chest<<if $PC.boobsBonus >= 3>> other than your heavy tits<</if>>. <<EventNameLink>> has snuggled up against you in $his sleep. $He's nude, and so are you; everyone sleeps naked in your penthouse. The sheet is down at your hips, leaving your upper bodies bare. <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He's wormed $his <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbless<<else>>armless<</if>> torso under your arm,<<else>>$He has one arm across your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>chest, just below your breasts,<<elseif $PC.title == 1>>manly chest<<else>>flat chest,<</if>><</if>> and is using your shoulder as a pillow. You can feel $his warm breath across <<if $PC.boobs == 1 || $PC.title == 0>>your nipple on that side, and it hardens slowly under your gaze<<else>>your well-developed pectorals<</if>>. $His <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>incredible tits are resting to either side of your ribcage, with one of them a heavy mass on your chest and the other trapped under $his<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>big boobs form a warm, soft mass between you<<else>>soft chest rests warmly against your ribcage<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>, beneath them, $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 8000>>pregnant <</if>>belly rests <<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>against your own baby bump<<else>>upon your flat stomach<</if>><</if>>, and farther down, there's another source of warmth where $he's <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>got $his legless pelvis resting against your hip<<else>>straddling your thigh<</if>>.
+gently calling your name. As you regain consciousness, you become aware of a weight on your chest<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>> other than your heavy tits<</if>>. <<EventNameLink>> has snuggled up against you in $his sleep. $He's nude, and so are you; everyone sleeps naked in your penthouse. The sheet is down at your hips, leaving your upper bodies bare. <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He's wormed $his <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbless<<else>>armless<</if>> torso under your arm,<<else>>$He has one arm across your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>chest, just below your breasts,<<elseif $PC.title == 1>>manly chest<<else>>flat chest,<</if>><</if>> and is using your shoulder as a pillow. You can feel $his warm breath across <<if $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.title == 0>>your nipple on that side, and it hardens slowly under your gaze<<else>>your well-developed pectorals<</if>>. $His <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>incredible tits are resting to either side of your ribcage, with one of them a heavy mass on your chest and the other trapped under $his<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>big boobs form a warm, soft mass between you<<else>>soft chest rests warmly against your ribcage<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>, beneath them, $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 8000>>pregnant <</if>>belly rests <<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>against your own baby bump<<else>>upon your flat stomach<</if>><</if>>, and farther down, there's another source of warmth where $he's <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>got $his legless pelvis resting against your hip<<else>>straddling your thigh<</if>>.
 <br><br>
 "<<= properTitle()>>," $assistantName calls again, "you <<if $assistant == 0>>set a wake up for this time<<else>>asked me to wake you at this time<</if>>. You have a business meeting that starts shortly." You begin to slide out from under $activeSlave.slaveName, but the
 <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>
@@ -1744,9 +1744,9 @@ $He comes around the corner and
 	bumps into your heavily gravid middle.
 <<elseif ($PC.belly >= 5000)>>
 	bumps into your rounded middle.
-<<elseif ($PC.balls > 2)>>
+<<elseif ($PC.balls >= 14)>>
 	nearly knees your prominent testicles.
-<<elseif ($PC.boobs > 0)>>
+<<elseif ($PC.boobs >= 800)>>
 	runs into your prominent rack.
 <<else>>
 	almost runs into you.
@@ -2355,13 +2355,13 @@ You complete the final rep of your first workout of the day, rack the bar, and j
 	heavily pregnant middle and the last remnants of your abs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; you're the perfect image of a mother-to-be and your heavy belly is coated in a thin sheen of sweat.
 <<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 	greatly swollen middle and its stretched abdominal muscles with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; despite how big you've gotten, you still have some abs left.
-<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's three sizes too small, forcing your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>fake breasts to balloon around the strained material<<else>>breasts to lewdly bulge around the strained material<</if>>, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly defined through the stretched thin fabric.
-<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's two sizes too small, allowing your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>fake <</if>>breasts to lewdly bulge out of them, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the strained material.
-<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's one size too small, allowing your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>fake <</if>>breasts to bulge out of them, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the taut material.
-<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's three sizes too small, forcing your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake breasts to balloon around the strained material<<else>>breasts to lewdly bulge around the strained material<</if>>, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly defined through the stretched thin fabric.
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's two sizes too small, allowing your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake <</if>>breasts to lewdly bulge out of them, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the strained material.
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's one size too small, allowing your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake <</if>>breasts to bulge out of them, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the taut material.
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>> and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the tight material.
 <<elseif $PC.belly >= 1500>>
 	swollen middle and its abdominal muscles with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; despite your growing child<<if $PC.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>>, they're still pretty cut.
@@ -2396,38 +2396,38 @@ Having just enjoyed one of your slaves, you take a quick post-coital rinse in on
 As $his gaze travels down your body towards the floor,
 <<if $activeSlave.attrXY <= 35>>
 	it lingers for a moment on your
-	<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-		enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>>
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-		huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, clearly fake<<else>>, heavy<</if>> breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-		big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, perky<</if>> breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -1>>
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+		enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+		huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, clearly fake<<else>>, heavy<</if>> breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+		big<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, perky<</if>> breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
+		generous breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 		handfilling breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -2>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
 		average breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -3>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 		small breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
-		generous breasts
 	<</if>>
 	before continuing to track downward. When it reaches your cock, still half-hard from the sex and the warm shower, $he stiffens with discomfort.
 <<else>>
 	$he averts $his eyes from your
-	<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-		enormous, bare <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>>
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-		huge, bare<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, clearly fake<<else>>, heavy<</if>> breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-		big, bare<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, perky<</if>> breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -1>>
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+		enormous, bare <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+		huge, bare<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, clearly fake<<else>>, heavy<</if>> breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+		big, bare<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, perky<</if>> breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
+		generous, bare breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 		handfilling, bare breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -2>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
 		average, bare breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -3>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 		small, bare breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
-		generous, bare breasts
 	<</if>>
 	as best $he can, quickly looking farther down. $His gaze lingers for a moment on your cock, still half-hard from the sex and the warm shower, but $he's stiff with discomfort.
 <</if>>
@@ -2435,7 +2435,7 @@ $He swallows uncomfortably, frozen in place and staring at the floor. $His eyes
 <<if $activeSlave.attrXY <= 35>>
 	your boobs and studiously avoiding your dick.
 <<else>>
-	your dick<<if $PC.balls > 2>> and enormous testicles, while<<else>> and<</if>> studiously avoiding your boobs.
+	your dick<<if $PC.balls >= 8>> and enormous testicles, while<<else>> and<</if>> studiously avoiding your boobs.
 <</if>>
 <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 	$He gestures a proper greeting, hands shaking with nervousness.
@@ -2890,13 +2890,13 @@ $He's referring to the volume issue with $his unnaturally massive dick. The thin
 With a mind as busy as yours, you sometimes wake up in the middle of the night for no reason that you can remember.<<if $PC.actualAge >= 50>> These incidents have become more common as you age; merely one of time's little mutilations.<</if>> Naturally, waking up in the middle of the night feels much different than it did back before you owned an arcology. Now you have your choice from a virtual buffet of sleeping slaves if you don't feel like going back to sleep right away.
 <br><br>
 The slave on your left is sleeping on _hisU back, and is touching you lightly at the hip and shoulder. The slave on your right, though, is nestled in close, $his shoulder under your arm and $his head resting gently on your
-<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-	enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>firm<<else>>pillowy<</if>> breast.
-<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-	huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>firm<<else>>pillowy<</if>> breast.
-<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-	big <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> breast.
-<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+	enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>firm<<else>>pillowy<</if>> breast.
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+	huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>firm<<else>>pillowy<</if>> breast.
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+	big <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> breast.
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 	bare breast.
 <<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 	flat chest.
@@ -3165,11 +3165,11 @@ $He turns to you as you enter, and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>seeing<<else>>real
 <<case "shower slip">>
 
 <<EventNameLink>> finishes $his morning shower and sleepily turns to dry off. $He slips a little on the moist bathroom floor, trips over $his own feet, and starts to stumble. $His fall is immediately arrested as $he's caught by a pair of strong<<if $PC.title == 0>> yet feminine<</if>> arms. Coming to rest against
-<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2 && $PC.belly >= 10000>>
-	a pair of enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>air bags<<else>>pillowlike breasts<</if>> and a hugely pregnant belly,
+<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400 && $PC.belly >= 10000>>
+	a pair of enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>air bags<<else>>pillowlike breasts<</if>> and a hugely pregnant belly,
 <<elseif $PC.belly >= 10000>>
 	a hugely pregnant middle,
-<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 	a pair of <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>soft<<else>>firm<</if>> breasts,
 <<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 	a flat chest,
@@ -3188,7 +3188,7 @@ $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks up to find $himself gazing into your eyes<<
 Opportunities for gallantry didn't used to fall into your lap like this, but with a harem of busy sex slaves living and working in close proximity, they're common. For $his part, $activeSlave.slaveName doesn't seem to mind acting out bad romantic comedy. $He shows no sign of getting back to $his own feet, and nuzzles $his $activeSlave.skin cheek against your
 <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>
 	taut middle,
-<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 	boob,
 <<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 	cute nipple,
@@ -3608,9 +3608,9 @@ $He knows that that's not allowed, and keeps $his hands where they are, though i
 <<case "moist pussy">>
 
 Just as you're about to give <<EventNameLink>> $his weekly inspection, a minor business matter comes up and diverts your attention. So, for about ten minutes, $he has nothing at all to do other than <<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>stand<<elseif hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneel<<else>>sit<</if>> in front of your desk in your office, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listening to<<else>>feeling the subtle vibrations from<</if>> you,<<if $assistant > 0>> $assistantName's avatar,<</if>> the other slaves who come and go, and the general lewdness of the arcology, much of which is <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>visible<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>audible<<else>>apparent<</if>> from right here.
-<<if ($activeSlave.attrXY > 50) && ($PC.boobs == 0)>>
+<<if ($activeSlave.attrXY > 50) && ($PC.boobs < 300)>>
 	$He finds your strong body attractive, and $his gaze rests most frequently <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>on<<else>>towards<</if>> you.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXX > 50) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXX > 50) && ($PC.boobs >= 650)>>
 	$He finds your prominent breasts attractive, and $his gaze rests most frequently <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>on<<else>>towards<</if>> them.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy">>
 	<<if $activeSlave.preg > $activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth/1.33>>
@@ -3642,7 +3642,7 @@ $He's a good $desc, and remains obediently before your desk, filling your office
 
 <<case "breast expansion blues">>
 
-During $his routine weekly inspection, <<EventNameLink>> cradles $his huge breasts with $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> whenever the maneuvers of being inspected allow $him to do so. It's not an unusual gesture for a $desc on breast growth drugs, since slaves whose tits are expanding are, by definition, not used to their weight yet. But $activeSlave.slaveName is more than just uncomfortable. $He seems to regard $his weighty mammaries with distaste. <<if $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -15>>$He's not stupid, and quickly realizes<<else>>$He's an idiot, but $he's not dumb enough to completely miss<</if>> that you've noticed $his feelings about $his boobs. $He bites $his lower lip, not sure if $he should say anything, so you follow your usual policy during slave inspections and ask $him about it. <<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>If you learned one thing from your long career of slave training, it's that it's<<else>>It's<</if>> typically best to suss these things out.
+During $his routine weekly inspection, <<EventNameLink>> cradles $his huge breasts with $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> whenever the maneuvers of being inspected allow $him to do so. It's not an unusual gesture for a $desc on breast growth drugs, since slaves whose tits are expanding are, by definition, not used to their weight yet. But $activeSlave.slaveName is more than just uncomfortable. $He seems to regard $his weighty mammaries with distaste. <<if $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -15>>$He's not stupid, and quickly realizes<<else>>$He's an idiot, but $he's not dumb enough to completely miss<</if>> that you've noticed $his feelings about $his boobs. $He bites $his lower lip, not sure if $he should say anything, so you follow your usual policy during slave inspections and ask $him about it. <<if $PC.skill.slaving >= 100>>If you learned one thing from your long career of slave training, it's that it's<<else>>It's<</if>> typically best to suss these things out.
 <br><br>
 "<<Master>>," $he mumbles, "can I plea<<s>>e be taken off the brea<<s>>t e<<x>>pan<<s>>ion drug<<s>>?" $He swallows, nervous that $he's crossed a line, but $he presses on, hefting $his tits a little higher to show $he's talking about them. "They're <<s>>o heavy and awkward. I'm <<s>>ore every night, and my back hurt<<s>>. I feel like a cow with boob<<s>> thi<<s>> big, and I can't imagine what it'll be like if they get any bigger."
 In one sense, it's amusing that $he feels that way, because<<if ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset") || ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset" && $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast == "unset") || ($arcologies[0].FSPastoralist != "unset")>> as many slaves in this very arcology know quite well,<</if>> it's possible for the miracles of modern medicine to grow a $desc's tits until they're so heavy they immobilize $him completely.
@@ -3802,7 +3802,7 @@ There are sturdy leather seats placed strategically throughout your penthouse. T
 <br><br>
 One of them slows as $he goes by, however. Looking up, you see that it's <<EventNameLink>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"Hi <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s flirtatiously<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> rubbing a hand across $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>> pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>><</if>>. "That look<<s>> like a really comfortable <<s>>eat. Can I <<s>>it down and re<<s>>t <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>my tired leg<<s>> <</if>>for a little while?"<<else>>$He greets you properly, but adds a flirtiness to $his gestures, and asks if $he can sit down and rest <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>gravid<<else>>_belly<</if>> bulk <</if>>on the comfortable seat for a little while.<</if>> $He is not pointing at the soft leather cushion next to you: $he's pointing at your crotch.
 <br><br>
-You're nude, a consequence of <<if $Concubine != 0 && $Concubine.ID != $activeSlave.ID>>recent activities involving $Concubine.slaveName<<else>>recent unrelated activities<</if>>. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your formidable dick is three quarters hard,<<else>>Nude, that is, all except for the strap-on you were just using and haven't taken off yet,<</if>> and $activeSlave.slaveName is pointing right at it. $He knows exactly what $he's asking for and gives $his <<if $activeSlave.hips > 0>>broad<<elseif $activeSlave.hips > -1>>trim<<else>>narrow<</if>> hips a little wiggle to make it even more abundantly clear.
+You're nude, a consequence of <<if $Concubine != 0 && $Concubine.ID != $activeSlave.ID>>recent activities involving $Concubine.slaveName<<else>>recent unrelated activities<</if>>. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>Your formidable dick is three quarters hard,<<else>>Nude, that is, all except for the strap-on you were just using and haven't taken off yet,<</if>> and $activeSlave.slaveName is pointing right at it. $He knows exactly what $he's asking for and gives $his <<if $activeSlave.hips > 0>>broad<<elseif $activeSlave.hips > -1>>trim<<else>>narrow<</if>> hips a little wiggle to make it even more abundantly clear.
 <<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 	$His poor dick is visibly straining against the restrictive chastity belt $he's wearing.
 <<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
@@ -4636,7 +4636,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
-<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($activeSlave.eggType == "human")>>
+<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.eggType == "human")>>
 	<br><<link "Demonstrate what this means">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -4808,8 +4808,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 		<</replace>>
 	<</if>>
-<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.anus == 0) && ($PC.dick == 1)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
-<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.anus == 0) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
+<<if $PC.vagina > 0>>
 	<br><<link "Let me teach you how to use it">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -4843,7 +4843,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				hypertrophied dick
 			<</if>>
-			You push $him back down as you straddle $his cock, lining it up before lowering <<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>your pregnant body until $he delightfully penetrates you<<else>>yourself onto $his needy prick<</if>>. You slowly ride $his dick, instructing $him the proper way to thrust into you and how to adequately support your weight. Once $he gets the hand of things, you dismount and lie down on the couch, legs spread, beckoning $him into you. $He gingerly inserts $his cock<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>> while you do your best to manage $his _belly stomach<</if>> and begins thrusting, slowly at first, before getting the hang of things and speeding up<<if $PC.dick == 1>>, your own neglected dick bobbing along to $his thrusts<</if>>. As soon as you feel $his beginning to tense you <<if $PC.pregKnown == 1>>tell $him it's safe to cum in you, you're already pregnant<<else>>order $him to pull out<</if>>. The poor $girl is so caught up in $his lust, $he can't stop thrusting. Before you can rectify this, $he pushes you over the edge and gushes deep into you as you climax<<if $PC.dick == 1>> and spray your own cum <<if $PC.belly >= 5000 && $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>into the cramped space between your swollen bodies<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>across your belly and the underside of $hers<<else>>across $his chest<</if>><</if>>. $He gingerly pulls $himself from you, apologizes @@.hotpink;meekly@@ for losing control, and snuggles up next to you. Cumming in $his <<= WrittenMaster()>>'s pussy as $his first time builds @@.mediumaquamarine;a special bond@@ with you.
+			You push $him back down as you straddle $his cock, lining it up before lowering <<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>your pregnant body until $he delightfully penetrates you<<else>>yourself onto $his needy prick<</if>>. You slowly ride $his dick, instructing $him the proper way to thrust into you and how to adequately support your weight. Once $he gets the hand of things, you dismount and lie down on the couch, legs spread, beckoning $him into you. $He gingerly inserts $his cock<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>> while you do your best to manage $his _belly stomach<</if>> and begins thrusting, slowly at first, before getting the hang of things and speeding up<<if $PC.dick != 0>>, your own neglected dick bobbing along to $his thrusts<</if>>. As soon as you feel $his beginning to tense you <<if $PC.pregKnown == 1>>tell $him it's safe to cum in you, you're already pregnant<<else>>order $him to pull out<</if>>. The poor $girl is so caught up in $his lust, $he can't stop thrusting. Before you can rectify this, $he pushes you over the edge and gushes deep into you as you climax<<if $PC.dick != 0>> and spray your own cum <<if $PC.belly >= 5000 && $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>into the cramped space between your swollen bodies<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>across your belly and the underside of $hers<<else>>across $his chest<</if>><</if>>. $He gingerly pulls $himself from you, apologizes @@.hotpink;meekly@@ for losing control, and snuggles up next to you. Cumming in $his <<= WrittenMaster()>>'s pussy as $his first time builds @@.mediumaquamarine;a special bond@@ with you.
 			<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.pregWeek == 0>>
 				You aren't on contraceptives right now; $his first time may be more fruitful than $he realizes.
 			<</if>>
@@ -4889,7 +4889,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Permit $him to continue">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You can't complain, it feels really good. You don't know where this skill was lurking in $his broken mind, but you're glad to see it put to good use. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>Just as you are about to cum, $he takes the full length of your dick down $his throat, diligently taking in every drop of cum<<else>>Even as you buck with pleasure, $he diligently keeps $his tongue to your clit and pussy, making sure you don't go a moment without pleasure<</if>>. You don't have an orgasm like that every day, and as $he looks at you lovingly, you prod $him with your still hard <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>clit<</if>> for round two.
+		You can't complain, it feels really good. You don't know where this skill was lurking in $his broken mind, but you're glad to see it put to good use. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>Just as you are about to cum, $he takes the full length of your dick down $his throat, diligently taking in every drop of cum<<else>>Even as you buck with pleasure, $he diligently keeps $his tongue to your clit and pussy, making sure you don't go a moment without pleasure<</if>>. You don't have an orgasm like that every day, and as $he looks at you lovingly, you prod $him with your still hard <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>clit<</if>> for round two.
 		$He is @@.green;no longer mindbroken@@ and for whatever twisted reasons deeply and sincerely @@.hotpink;loves@@ and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion = 90, $activeSlave.oldDevotion = 90, $activeSlave.trust = 90, $activeSlave.oldTrust = 90, $activeSlave.sexualQuirk = "caring", $activeSlave.fetish = "none", $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>>
 		<<set _ress = $genePool.findIndex(function(s) { return s.ID == $activeSlave.ID; })>>
@@ -4925,7 +4925,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		Getting head isn't going to cut it. You easily overpower the startled $desc and
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 			flip $him onto $his back.
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				You viciously rape $him, forcing yourself deep into $him before painting $his insides with your seed. You leave the quivering $girl to leak fluids while you get comfortable again.
 				<<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>$His once virgin pussy now @@.lime;gapes slightly@@ after your enjoyment of it.<<set $activeSlave.vagina++>><</if>>
 			<<else>>
@@ -4940,7 +4940,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 			force $his ass into the air.
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				You viciously assrape $him, cumming strongly into $his spasming anus while making sure to save one last spurt to paint $his back with.
 				<<if $activeSlave.anus == 0>>$His once virgin hole now @@.lime;gapes slightly@@ after your enjoyment of it.<<set $activeSlave.anus++>><</if>>
 			<<else>>
@@ -4955,7 +4955,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<set $analTotal++>>
 		<<else>>
 			slam $his head into your crotch.
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				You viciously facefuck $him, cumming strongly down $his gagging throat while making sure to save one last spurt to paint $his face with.
 			<<else>>
 				As $he recoils, you grab a strap-on and force it into $his mouth before fastening it to yourself. Once you are situated, you viciously facefuck $him until you are satisfied. As $he struggles to catch $his breath, you toggle the release and reveal that it is a squirt dildo, painting $his face with fake semen.
@@ -5133,7 +5133,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<if $activeSlave.vagina == -2>>
 						<br><<link "Surgically alter $his gender">>
 							<<replace "#result2">>
-								You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+								You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 								<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 30, $activeSlave.devotion -= 25, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.balls = 0, $activeSlave.scrotum = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0>>
 								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 								<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5152,7 +5152,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 					<br><<link "Deny $him from ever having satisfying sex again">>
 						<<replace "#result2">>
-							You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+							You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 							<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 50, $activeSlave.devotion -= 30, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0, $activeSlave.vagina = 0, $activeSlave.ovaries = 0, $activeSlave.clit = 0, $activeSlave.labia = 0, $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vaginalAttachment = "none", $activeSlave.chastityVagina = 0>>
 							<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 							<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5234,7 +5234,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<if $activeSlave.vagina == -2>>
 						<br><<link "Surgically alter $his gender">>
 							<<replace "#result2">>
-								You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+								You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 								<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 30, $activeSlave.devotion -= 25, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.balls = 0, $activeSlave.scrotum = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0>>
 								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 								<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5253,7 +5253,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 					<br><<link "Deny $him from ever having satisfying sex again">>
 						<<replace "#result2">>
-							You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+							You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 							<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 50, $activeSlave.devotion -= 30, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0, $activeSlave.vagina = 0, $activeSlave.ovaries = 0, $activeSlave.clit = 0, $activeSlave.labia = 0, $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vaginalAttachment = "none", $activeSlave.chastityVagina = 0>>
 							<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 							<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5329,7 +5329,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<if $activeSlave.vagina == -2>>
 						<br><<link "Surgically alter $his gender">>
 							<<replace "#result2">>
-								You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+								You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 								<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 30, $activeSlave.devotion -= 25, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.balls = 0, $activeSlave.scrotum = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0>>
 								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 								<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5348,7 +5348,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 					<br><<link "Deny $him from ever having satisfying sex again">>
 						<<replace "#result2">>
-							You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+							You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 							<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 50, $activeSlave.devotion -= 30, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0, $activeSlave.vagina = 0, $activeSlave.ovaries = 0, $activeSlave.clit = 0, $activeSlave.labia = 0, $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vaginalAttachment = "none", $activeSlave.chastityVagina = 0>>
 							<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 							<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5399,7 +5399,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<if $activeSlave.vagina == -2>>
 				<br><<link "Surgically alter $his gender">>
 					<<replace "#result2">>
-						You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+						You ask $him if $he enjoyed the last time $he used $his dick and if it was worth crossing you, because it will not happen again. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a shemale@@ and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his virgin pussy. You use $him until you are satisfied and toss $him to the floor to think about $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 						<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 30, $activeSlave.devotion -= 25, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.balls = 0, $activeSlave.scrotum = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0>>
 						<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 						<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5418,7 +5418,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			<br><<link "Deny $him from ever having satisfying sex again">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
-					You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
+					You ask $him if $he enjoyed $his last orgasm, because $he won't be getting any more. Restrained as $he is, the most $he can do is cry and beg. Once $he comes to after the surgery, $he faces $his new body; @@.mediumorchid;$he's now a surgical null,@@ though $he retains $his balls, and $he's @@.gold;the only one to blame@@ for $his @@.red;suffering.@@ You waste no time in shoving $him against the wall and forcing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> into $his anus. As $his arousal grows, $he realizes you not only took $his dick, but $his prostate as well. $He quickly finds $himself desperate for release but lacking any way to do so. You watch $him squirm in sexual frustration. This will be $his new life. Every other rebellious slave is @@.gold;horrified by the example.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 50, $activeSlave.devotion -= 30, $activeSlave.health -= 20, $activeSlave.dick = 0, $activeSlave.prostate = 0, $activeSlave.dickAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.chastityPenis = 0, $activeSlave.vagina = 0, $activeSlave.ovaries = 0, $activeSlave.clit = 0, $activeSlave.labia = 0, $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory = "none", $activeSlave.vaginalAttachment = "none", $activeSlave.chastityVagina = 0>>
 					<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 					<<set $slaves.forEach(function(s) { if (s.devotion < -50) { s.trust -= 15; } })>>
@@ -5635,9 +5635,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			$His hips settle close to yours, moving seductively while $he makes a show of undressing you. $His fingers smooth
 			<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
 				around your hips, fastening the straps under and around your raised ass
-				<<if $PC.butt == 0>>
+				<<if $PC.butt <= 3>>
 					ass,
-				<<elseif $PC.butt == 1>>
+				<<elseif $PC.butt <= 4>>
 					with some effort,
 				<<else>>
 					with a struggle,
@@ -5677,9 +5677,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<br><br>
 			Riding certainly is exhausting, especially if you don't offer any assistance. With no hands on $his hips to keep $him steady, $his hands find themselves on your
 			<<if $PC.belly < 5000>>
-				<<if $PC.boobs == 0>>
+				<<if $PC.boobs < 300>>
 					chest,
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs > 0>>
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 					tits
 				<<else>>
 					stomach,
@@ -5813,7 +5813,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Apply lotion liberally">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You reach down to take $his hands, and pull $him up to stand in front of you before crushing $him in a frankly sexual embrace. Taking charge of the lotion, you apply it to your hands and start with $his face. $He submits to your close attention, even closing $his eyes so you can get $his eyelids, only a slight quickening of breath betraying $his intensity of feeling at having you do this. You take your time, which turns into exquisite sexual torture when you finally reach $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>incredible breasts, which stand out so far in front of $him that you have to reach around their mass rather inelegantly<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>heavy breasts<<else>>lovely chest<</if>>. When your warm, moist hands <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>rub<<else>>slip into<</if>> $his<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>> milky<</if>> nipples, $he cannot suppress a moan. You take pity, take $his hands, guide them to the lotion bottle, and coat them generously. Then, you place $his hands in yours and move them to between $his legs, manipulating them like a music teacher guiding a pupil's hands on an instrument, guiding $him in gentle masturbation. You go back to applying lotion to the rest of $his body, enjoying the slave's intense pleasure. When you've covered every <<if $showInches == 2>>inch<<else>>centimeter<</if>> of $him, you hug $him close, returning your hands to $his nipples <<if $PC.dick == 1>>and pushing your rock-hard prick in between $his well-lubricated thighs<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>after guiding one of $hers around behind $him to see to your pussy<</if>>. $He quickens $his pace<<if canSee($activeSlave)>> and raises $his gaze to the mirror, seeing $his magnificently nude, $activeSlave.skin skin flushed with arousal<<else>>, feeling $his magnificently nude, $activeSlave.skin skin flush with arousal<</if>> as $his
+		You reach down to take $his hands, and pull $him up to stand in front of you before crushing $him in a frankly sexual embrace. Taking charge of the lotion, you apply it to your hands and start with $his face. $He submits to your close attention, even closing $his eyes so you can get $his eyelids, only a slight quickening of breath betraying $his intensity of feeling at having you do this. You take your time, which turns into exquisite sexual torture when you finally reach $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>incredible breasts, which stand out so far in front of $him that you have to reach around their mass rather inelegantly<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>heavy breasts<<else>>lovely chest<</if>>. When your warm, moist hands <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>rub<<else>>slip into<</if>> $his<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>> milky<</if>> nipples, $he cannot suppress a moan. You take pity, take $his hands, guide them to the lotion bottle, and coat them generously. Then, you place $his hands in yours and move them to between $his legs, manipulating them like a music teacher guiding a pupil's hands on an instrument, guiding $him in gentle masturbation. You go back to applying lotion to the rest of $his body, enjoying the slave's intense pleasure. When you've covered every <<if $showInches == 2>>inch<<else>>centimeter<</if>> of $him, you hug $him close, returning your hands to $his nipples <<if $PC.dick != 0>>and pushing your rock-hard prick in between $his well-lubricated thighs<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>after guiding one of $hers around behind $him to see to your pussy<</if>>. $He quickens $his pace<<if canSee($activeSlave)>> and raises $his gaze to the mirror, seeing $his magnificently nude, $activeSlave.skin skin flushed with arousal<<else>>, feeling $his magnificently nude, $activeSlave.skin skin flush with arousal<</if>> as $his
 		<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 			<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				eager fingering of $his anus turn frantic.
@@ -5837,7 +5837,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Fist $his ass">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You tell $him to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>grab $his ankles<<else>>bend over<</if>>. $He giggles and<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> carefully<</if>> complies<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>> to the best of $his ability<</if>>, relaxing $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>asspussy<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>asshole<<else>>little ass<</if>> in the expectation of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>, but starts with surprise when $he feels two warm, lubricated fingers slide into $his rectum.
+			You tell $him to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>grab $his ankles<<else>>bend over<</if>>. $He giggles and<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> carefully<</if>> complies<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>> to the best of $his ability<</if>>, relaxing $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>asspussy<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>asshole<<else>>little ass<</if>> in the expectation of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>, but starts with surprise when $he feels two warm, lubricated fingers slide into $his rectum.
 			<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
 				$He moans when you add a third, and grunts when you insert a fourth. When $he feels you form your hand into a point, thumb included, $he understands what's coming and relaxes completely. The wide part of your hand, at the knuckles, squeezes into $him without much trouble, and $he lets out a huge sigh. When you start to fuck $him, though, $he collapses to $his knees,
 				<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut")>>
@@ -5861,7 +5861,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rub $his taint.
 				<</if>>
-				$He manages to climax promptly, $his overstimulated sphincter helping, no doubt. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, but you haul $him around so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and groaning, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's already masturbating again.
+				$He manages to climax promptly, $his overstimulated sphincter helping, no doubt. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, but you haul $him around so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and groaning, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's already masturbating again.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>
 				$He grunts when you add a third, and begins to beg when you insert a fourth. When $he feels you form your hand into a point, thumb included, $he understands what's coming and does $his best to relax. The wide part of your hand, at the knuckles, squeezes into $him after some effort on your part and squealing on $his part. When you withdraw it and press it back in, slowly starting to fist fuck $his ass, though, $he collapses to $his knees,
 				<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut")>>
@@ -5885,7 +5885,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rub $his taint.
 				<</if>>
-				$He manages to climax eventually. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, but you haul $his around so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and weeping, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's tentatively masturbating again.
+				$He manages to climax eventually. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, but you haul $his around so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and weeping, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's tentatively masturbating again.
 			<<else>>
 				$He squeals when you add a third, and begins to shamelessly beg for mercy when you insert a fourth. When $he feels you form your hand into a point, thumb included, $he understands what's coming and collapses to $his knees,
 				<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut")>>
@@ -5909,7 +5909,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rub $his taint.
 				<</if>>
-				As $he works $his sphincter relaxes bit by bit, and you advance your fist up $his butt. $He screams in surprise and relief when your knuckles finally make it in, and achieves a crying orgasm shortly thereafter. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, moaning incoherently, but you haul $him around so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ crying quietly in confusion and disarray, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, and by the time you finish $he hasn't yet worked up the courage to touch $his @@.lime;newly widened backdoor.@@
+				As $he works $his sphincter relaxes bit by bit, and you advance your fist up $his butt. $He screams in surprise and relief when your knuckles finally make it in, and achieves a crying orgasm shortly thereafter. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, moaning incoherently, but you haul $him around so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ crying quietly in confusion and disarray, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, and by the time you finish $he hasn't yet worked up the courage to touch $his @@.lime;newly widened backdoor.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.anus += 1>>
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
@@ -5920,7 +5920,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Fist $his pussy">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You slide up behind $him and run a possessive hand down<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> $his swollen midriff down<</if>> to finger $his pussylips. $He compliantly cocks $his hips backward for you, and is surprised to find a couple of warm, lubricated fingers rather than <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> sliding into $his ready cunt.
+			You slide up behind $him and run a possessive hand down<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> $his swollen midriff down<</if>> to finger $his pussylips. $He compliantly cocks $his hips backward for you, and is surprised to find a couple of warm, lubricated fingers rather than <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> sliding into $his ready cunt.
 			<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 2>>
 				$He moans when you add a third, and grunts when you insert a fourth. When $he feels you form your hand into a point, thumb included, $he understands what's coming and relaxes completely. The wide part of your hand, at the knuckles, squeezes into $him without much trouble, and $he lets out a huge sigh. When you start to fuck $his huge cunt with your hand, though, $he collapses <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>onto $his _belly belly<<else>>to $his knees<</if>>, whining and begging nonverbally. You kick the lotion towards $his hand; $he gets the message and starts to frantically
 				<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
@@ -5934,7 +5934,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rub $his taint.
 				<</if>>
-				$He manages to climax promptly, $his big vagina squeezing your hand strongly. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, the collapse giving you a good view into $his open, pink-walled channel. You haul $his around so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and groaning, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's replaced your hand with $his own.
+				$He manages to climax promptly, $his big vagina squeezing your hand strongly. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, the collapse giving you a good view into $his open, pink-walled channel. You haul $his around so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and groaning, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's replaced your hand with $his own.
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == 2>>
 				$He grunts when you add a third, and begins to beg when you insert a fourth. When $he feels you form your hand into a point, thumb included, $he understands what's coming and hurriedly gets down <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>onto $his _belly belly<<else>>on $his knees<</if>> to present a more comfortable angle. The wide part of your hand, at the knuckles, squeezes into $him after some effort on your part and squealing on $his part. You kick the lotion towards $his hand; $he gets the message and starts to frantically
@@ -5949,7 +5949,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rub $his taint
 				<</if>>
-				as you slowly fist fuck $him. $He manages to climax eventually. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, the collapse giving you a good view into $his now-gaping, pink-walled channel. You haul $him around so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and gasping, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's masturbating again.
+				as you slowly fist fuck $him. $He manages to climax eventually. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, gasping, the collapse giving you a good view into $his now-gaping, pink-walled channel. You haul $him around so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ drooling and gasping, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's masturbating again.
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 			<<else>>
 				$He squeals when you add a third, and begins to shamelessly beg for mercy when you insert a fourth. When $he feels you form your hand into a point, thumb included, $he understands what's coming and collapses <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>onto $his _belly belly<<else>>to $his knees<</if>>, begging you to be gentle. You kick the lotion towards $his hand; $he gets the message and starts to frantically
@@ -5964,7 +5964,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rub $his taint,
 				<</if>>
-				hoping to relax a little. As $he works $his pussy relaxes bit by bit, and you advance your fist into $his womanhood. $He screams in surprise and relief when your knuckles finally make it in, and achieves a crying orgasm shortly thereafter. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, moaning incoherently, the collapse giving you a good view into $his now-gaping, pink-walled channel. You haul $his around so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ crying quietly with overstimulation, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's gingerly massaging $his @@.lime;newly loosened cunt.@@
+				hoping to relax a little. As $he works $his pussy relaxes bit by bit, and you advance your fist into $his womanhood. $He screams in surprise and relief when your knuckles finally make it in, and achieves a crying orgasm shortly thereafter. $He slumps to the ground when you withdraw your hand, moaning incoherently, the collapse giving you a good view into $his now-gaping, pink-walled channel. You haul $his around so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. $He complies @@.hotpink;submissively,@@ crying quietly with overstimulation, all pretense of feminine grace gone. It doesn't take long, since that was quite a lot of fun, but by the time you finish $he's gingerly massaging $his @@.lime;newly loosened cunt.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5, $activeSlave.vagina += 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</replace>>
@@ -6006,10 +6006,10 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		You vault your desk, fold yourself into a cross-legged pose with your back against its front,
 		<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>
 			and point to the floor in front of you.
-			<<if ($activeSlave.attrXX > 65) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
-				(As you do, $he watches the effects of the motion on your breasts with something like reverence<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, even though they don't move much thanks to your implants<</if>>.)
-			<<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXY > 65) && ($PC.boobs == 0)>>
-				(As you do, $he takes in the powerful play of your muscles with something like reverence<<if $PC.balls > 2 || $PC.ballsImplant > 2>>. $He certainly notices the motion of your massive nuts too<</if>>.)
+			<<if ($activeSlave.attrXX > 65) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
+				(As you do, $he watches the effects of the motion on your breasts with something like reverence<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, even though they don't move much thanks to your implants<</if>>.)
+			<<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXY > 65) && ($PC.boobs < 300)>>
+				(As you do, $he takes in the powerful play of your muscles with something like reverence<<if $PC.balls >= 5>>. $He certainly notices the motion of your massive nuts too<</if>>.)
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>
 			and loudly tap the floor in front of you.
@@ -6061,7 +6061,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<if $activeSlave.anus > 0>>
 				<br><<link "Fuck $him">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
-					You gently push $his shoulders forward. $He moans as the forward lean stretches $his hip flexors, and then breathes deeply with relief as you pull $his legs back and out of their crossed position. The rush of a completed stretch crashes into $him, and $he relaxes completely. This change of position leaves $him with $his <<if $activeSlave.butt > 6>>massive ass<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 3>>big butt<<else>>rear<</if>> pointed right at you, and $he knows what's coming next. $His <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>loose butthole relaxes completely into a gape that positively begs to be penetrated<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>relaxed anus opens into a slight gape that positively begs to be penetrated<<else>>tight anus relaxes slightly, $his rosebud begging to be fucked<</if>>. You rise partway to kneel behind $him, <<if $PC.dick == 0>>sliding fingers inside the slave's ass and humping your pussy against the heel of that hand<<else>>using a hand to guide your member inside the slave's ass<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, not without teasing your own pussylips a bit<</if>><</if>>. $He gasps when your other hand grabs one of $his shoulders and continues the massage. You quickly find that working out a knot in $his muscles produces reflexive reactions across $his whole body, notably including $his anal sphincter. After you've driven $him into a state of @@.hotpink;mindless satiation@@ and climaxed yourself, you let $him slump to the floor and curl up around $his sweaty body.
+					You gently push $his shoulders forward. $He moans as the forward lean stretches $his hip flexors, and then breathes deeply with relief as you pull $his legs back and out of their crossed position. The rush of a completed stretch crashes into $him, and $he relaxes completely. This change of position leaves $him with $his <<if $activeSlave.butt > 6>>massive ass<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 3>>big butt<<else>>rear<</if>> pointed right at you, and $he knows what's coming next. $His <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>loose butthole relaxes completely into a gape that positively begs to be penetrated<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>relaxed anus opens into a slight gape that positively begs to be penetrated<<else>>tight anus relaxes slightly, $his rosebud begging to be fucked<</if>>. You rise partway to kneel behind $him, <<if $PC.dick == 0>>sliding fingers inside the slave's ass and humping your pussy against the heel of that hand<<else>>using a hand to guide your member inside the slave's ass<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, not without teasing your own pussylips a bit<</if>><</if>>. $He gasps when your other hand grabs one of $his shoulders and continues the massage. You quickly find that working out a knot in $his muscles produces reflexive reactions across $his whole body, notably including $his anal sphincter. After you've driven $him into a state of @@.hotpink;mindless satiation@@ and climaxed yourself, you let $him slump to the floor and curl up around $his sweaty body.
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 2>>
 					<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 					<</replace>>
@@ -6082,7 +6082,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<elseif _meetingBonus < 1000>>
 			<<set _meetingBonus = 1000>>
 		<</if>>
-		You finish the motion and get on with your day. $He burrows into the warm place on the bed where your body lay, which is actually an excellent sign of $his mental state. It suggests that $his dreaming mind is quite comfortable with your presence<<if canSmell($activeSlave)>> and even smell<</if>>. You make the meeting, consoling yourself with the thought that you're hardly lacking for opportunities to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stick your dick in<<else>>have sex with<</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName. The business opportunity turns out to be @@.yellowgreen;quite profitable;@@ you're glad you didn't pass it up.
+		You finish the motion and get on with your day. $He burrows into the warm place on the bed where your body lay, which is actually an excellent sign of $his mental state. It suggests that $his dreaming mind is quite comfortable with your presence<<if canSmell($activeSlave)>> and even smell<</if>>. You make the meeting, consoling yourself with the thought that you're hardly lacking for opportunities to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stick your dick in<<else>>have sex with<</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName. The business opportunity turns out to be @@.yellowgreen;quite profitable;@@ you're glad you didn't pass it up.
 		<<run cashX(_meetingBonus, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -6105,7 +6105,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			kid
 		<</if>>
-		draped across you. The meeting is long enough that your interlocutors eventually realize that something unusual is going on, especially once $he wakes up and starts sleepily <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucking your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eating you out<</if>>, out of frame. They're @@.red;slightly annoyed,@@ since having sex during meetings is still considered a minor faux pas, but you @@.yellowgreen;close the deal,@@ and $activeSlave.slaveName is @@.hotpink;very pleased@@ that you would rearrange your affairs to make time for <<if $PC.dick == 1>>one of $his blowjobs<<else>>oral sex with $him<</if>>.
+		draped across you. The meeting is long enough that your interlocutors eventually realize that something unusual is going on, especially once $he wakes up and starts sleepily <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucking your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eating you out<</if>>, out of frame. They're @@.red;slightly annoyed,@@ since having sex during meetings is still considered a minor faux pas, but you @@.yellowgreen;close the deal,@@ and $activeSlave.slaveName is @@.hotpink;very pleased@@ that you would rearrange your affairs to make time for <<if $PC.dick != 0>>one of $his blowjobs<<else>>oral sex with $him<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 		<<run cashX(_meetingBonus, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 		<<run repX(forceNeg(50), "event", $activeSlave)>>
@@ -6127,8 +6127,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</if>>
 		cuddled up beside you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> lowers the temperature in the room and directs another slave to quietly put a couple of warm blankets over you and $activeSlave.slaveName. When you finally wake, several hours later, the effect is magical. You're ensconced in a little island of warmth and comfort, a tiny universe of relaxation populated only by yourself and your slave. $He woke before you did, but remained still to avoid disturbing you. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>From the lazy, contented look in $his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> as $he meets your waking gaze, $he did not mind waiting. @@.hotpink;$He was already looking at your face when you opened your eyes.@@<<else>>From the serene expression on $his face as $he meets your waking gaze, $he did not mind waiting. @@.hotpink;$He was already looking at your face, lost in the soothing sounds of your breathing, when you opened your eyes.@@<</if>>
 		<br><br>
-		Since you're awake, $he rolls onto $his face and then further, to place $his back and <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>massive ass<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 2>>healthy rear<<else>>butt<</if>> against you, making sure to drag $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples against you the whole way. You accept the invitation and spoon $him, <<if $activeSlave.height >= 185>>your bodies lining up well, since $he's as tall as you are<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 160>>$his body fitting neatly within the embrace of your larger frame<<else>>$his small body fitting entirely within your embrace<</if>>. $His <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscles<<else>>softness<</if>> and warmth awaken your desire, and $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your stiffening cock beginning to press against <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his perineum. $He shifts to slide $himself along its shaft<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and down to where your pussy begins<</if>><<else>>the place between $his thighs. $He shifts to let your dick slide between them, and reaches down to massage its head<</if>><<else>>heat building against $his butt. <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He does $his best to grind against you, since $he can't caress you without hands<<else>>$He snakes a hand behind $himself to caress your womanhood, and begins to gently <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>masturbate with the other<<else>>grind against you<</if>><</if>><</if>>.
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		Since you're awake, $he rolls onto $his face and then further, to place $his back and <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>massive ass<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 2>>healthy rear<<else>>butt<</if>> against you, making sure to drag $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples against you the whole way. You accept the invitation and spoon $him, <<if $activeSlave.height >= 185>>your bodies lining up well, since $he's as tall as you are<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 160>>$his body fitting neatly within the embrace of your larger frame<<else>>$his small body fitting entirely within your embrace<</if>>. $His <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscles<<else>>softness<</if>> and warmth awaken your desire, and $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your stiffening cock beginning to press against <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his perineum. $He shifts to slide $himself along its shaft<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and down to where your pussy begins<</if>><<else>>the place between $his thighs. $He shifts to let your dick slide between them, and reaches down to massage its head<</if>><<else>>heat building against $his butt. <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He does $his best to grind against you, since $he can't caress you without hands<<else>>$He snakes a hand behind $himself to caress your womanhood, and begins to gently <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>masturbate with the other<<else>>grind against you<</if>><</if>><</if>>.
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.vagina > 0) && ($activeSlave.anus > 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				$He begins to shift farther forward and back along your dick, causing its head to press against $his anus and then slide forward to nestle between $his pussylips. In response to $his wordless question, you nibble $his ear and tell $him that it's $his choice. $He turns $his upper torso to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stare at you in surprise<<else>>so that you may see $his surprise<</if>> for a moment, and then smiles and gives you a peck on the cheek.
 				<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
@@ -6171,7 +6171,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			and <<say>>ing "Oh" over and over again.
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>$He clenches against your dick,<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> so hard that you can feel the rush of blood into your cunt,<</if>><<else>>$He works your pussy harder,<</if>> getting you off in turn, and then rolls over to plant a whole-hearted kiss on your lips.
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>$He clenches against your dick,<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> so hard that you can feel the rush of blood into your cunt,<</if>><<else>>$He works your pussy harder,<</if>> getting you off in turn, and then rolls over to plant a whole-hearted kiss on your lips.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<<if _didAnal == 1>>
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
@@ -6183,7 +6183,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Spend the day in bed">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		What's the point of becoming a wealthy tycoon in an anarcho-libertarian paradise if you have to obey the rules all the time? You tell $assistantName to cancel the appointment. Then, you wake your bedmate, and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>get a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and some attention for your pussy<</if>><<else>>have $him eat you out<</if>> under the sheet while you enjoy the lurid sunrise through the glass wall of your bedroom. When the sun is up and you've <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shot your load down $his throat<<else>>climaxed twice<</if>>, you pull the bemused $girl up alongside you again, bring the sheets up over you both, switch on a wallscreen, and ask $him if there's anything $he'd like to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watch<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listen to<<else>>put on<</if>>. $He smiles incredulously, but after you encourage $him $he @@.mediumaquamarine;finds $his confidence@@ and admits that there's a Free Cities serial drama about slave life that $he enjoys. You put it on and watch three episodes with $him. It's terribly insipid, but there's a lot of explicit sex to liven things up, and all the actresses are nice enough to look at. $activeSlave.slaveName cuddles comfortably with you the entire time, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching raptly<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listening intently<<else>>staying as silent as possible<</if>> and doing $his best to explain the wretchedly trite plot you've missed.
+		What's the point of becoming a wealthy tycoon in an anarcho-libertarian paradise if you have to obey the rules all the time? You tell $assistantName to cancel the appointment. Then, you wake your bedmate, and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>get a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and some attention for your pussy<</if>><<else>>have $him eat you out<</if>> under the sheet while you enjoy the lurid sunrise through the glass wall of your bedroom. When the sun is up and you've <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shot your load down $his throat<<else>>climaxed twice<</if>>, you pull the bemused $girl up alongside you again, bring the sheets up over you both, switch on a wallscreen, and ask $him if there's anything $he'd like to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watch<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listen to<<else>>put on<</if>>. $He smiles incredulously, but after you encourage $him $he @@.mediumaquamarine;finds $his confidence@@ and admits that there's a Free Cities serial drama about slave life that $he enjoys. You put it on and watch three episodes with $him. It's terribly insipid, but there's a lot of explicit sex to liven things up, and all the actresses are nice enough to look at. $activeSlave.slaveName cuddles comfortably with you the entire time, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching raptly<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listening intently<<else>>staying as silent as possible<</if>> and doing $his best to explain the wretchedly trite plot you've missed.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 		You have a meal delivered,
 		<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -6211,7 +6211,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Ask $him if $he needs help with $his tan">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You ask $him if $he needs help with $his tan. $He looks momentarily confused, but then $he catches <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>the gleam in your eye <<if $PC.dick == 1>>and notices your stiffening member<<else>>and the flush on your cheeks<</if>><<else>>on to the swing of things<</if>>. "Ooh," $he <<say>>s cheekily,
+		You ask $him if $he needs help with $his tan. $He looks momentarily confused, but then $he catches <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>the gleam in your eye <<if $PC.dick != 0>>and notices your stiffening member<<else>>and the flush on your cheeks<</if>><<else>>on to the swing of things<</if>>. "Ooh," $he <<say>>s cheekily,
 		<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "submissive") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
 			"my back i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He rolls over and lies still, sighing with submissive relaxation as you <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>climb atop <<else>>settle against<</if>>$his warm back and take $him.
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -6220,7 +6220,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
-			"my fa<<c>>e is getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me! I need <<s>>omewhere to hide it!" $He scrambles hungrily for your crotch, nuzzling you, licking you, and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucking your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eating you out<</if>>.
+			"my fa<<c>>e is getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me! I need <<s>>omewhere to hide it!" $He scrambles hungrily for your crotch, nuzzling you, licking you, and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucking your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eating you out<</if>>.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
 			"I'm getting <<s>>unburnt! I had better go in<<s>>ide. But <<Master>> everyone in there will <<s>>ee me naked!" $He looks at you in mock horror, and giggles with building lust as you pull $his sun-warmed body inside the arcology and into an open space for a good thorough public fucking.
@@ -6230,27 +6230,27 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
-			"my butt i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He spins to point $his rear end at the sun, hikes it up to present $his asshole to the light, and begins to wink it lewdly, begging you to save $his anus from a sunburn. $He giggles happily as $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cockhead<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> penetrate $his asshole, and starts to shove $himself back against you as hard as you're shoving it into $him.
+			"my butt i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He spins to point $his rear end at the sun, hikes it up to present $his asshole to the light, and begins to wink it lewdly, begging you to save $his anus from a sunburn. $He giggles happily as $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cockhead<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> penetrate $his asshole, and starts to shove $himself back against you as hard as you're shoving it into $him.
 			<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
 			"my boob<<s>> are getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He wiggles $his torso around to make $himself bounce enticingly, and then giggles happily as you
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-				get on top of $him and slide yourself <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>between $his lotion-slick tits<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, occasionally riding up to slide $his hard nipples between your pussylips<</if>><<else>>all the way into a fuckable tit and attending to the other with your fingers<</if>>.
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+				get on top of $him and slide yourself <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>between $his lotion-slick tits<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, occasionally riding up to slide $his hard nipples between your pussylips<</if>><<else>>all the way into a fuckable tit and attending to the other with your fingers<</if>>.
 			<<else>>
 				begin to <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>play with<<else>>finger<</if>> $his nipples.
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.mammary++, $mammaryTotal++>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.trust >= 80 && $activeSlave.toyHole == "dick" && canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>
-			"my cock i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me find <<s>>omepla<<c>>e to hide it!" $He wiggles $his pelvis around to make $himself bounce enticingly, and then giggles happily as you get on top of $him and slip $his sun-warmed dick deep into your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>, shuddering with delight at the warmth tickling your prostate<</if>>.
+			"my cock i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me find <<s>>omepla<<c>>e to hide it!" $He wiggles $his pelvis around to make $himself bounce enticingly, and then giggles happily as you get on top of $him and slip $his sun-warmed dick deep into your <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>, shuddering with delight at the warmth tickling your prostate<</if>>.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 			<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>>
 				<<= knockMeUp($PC, 20, 0, $activeSlave.ID)>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina <= 0)>>
-			"my butt i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He rolls over and spreads $his buttocks, begging you to cover $him up. $He moans as $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cockhead<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> penetrate $his asshole, $his sun-warmed buttocks clenching wonderfully against your crotch.
+			"my butt i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He rolls over and spreads $his buttocks, begging you to cover $him up. $He moans as $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cockhead<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> penetrate $his asshole, $his sun-warmed buttocks clenching wonderfully against your crotch.
 			<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 		<<else>>
-			"my pu<<ss>>y i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He spreads $his legs invitingly, running a hand across $his clit and down to spread $his pussylips to the sunshine. $He moans as $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cockhead<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> penetrate $him, $his sun-warmed chest warm against yours.
+			"my pu<<ss>>y i<<s>> getting <<s>>unburnt! Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, help me!" $He spreads $his legs invitingly, running a hand across $his clit and down to spread $his pussylips to the sunshine. $He moans as $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cockhead<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> penetrate $him, $his sun-warmed chest warm against yours.
 			<<set _didVaginal = 1>>
 		<</if>>
 		$He @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you more@@ for being witty with $him, for allowing $him the simple pleasure of a little sunbathing — and for sharing fun sex with $him, of course.
@@ -6347,12 +6347,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		$He shivers a little when $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>senses<</if>> you slide out from behind your desk and approach $him. $His overcharged sex drive allows $him no refractory period at all, and the hunger <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>on $his face<<else>>in $his eyes<</if>> is undiminished. You pause to consider $him and $his face falls a little as $he wonders what you're planning. $He's wrong to doubt you;
 		<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "submissive") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 			you pull $him in and embrace $him strongly, causing the submissive slut to melt into your
-			<<if $PC.boobs == 1>>
-				<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>
+				<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>
 					firm chest.
 				<<else>>
 					soft chest.
 				<</if>>
+			<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
+				toned arms.
 			<<else>>
 				muscular arms.
 			<</if>>
@@ -6373,11 +6375,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-			you <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>point at the couch<<else>>state "couch"<</if>> and $he hurries over to kneel and offer you $his asshole. Since the butthole slut clearly doesn't need any foreplay today, the first contact between you is <<if $PC.dick == 1>>the tip of your cock<<else>>the head of your strap-on<</if>> pressing forcefully against $his anus. $He gives a huge shuddering gasp of satisfaction as $his sphincter stretches around the invading phallus.
+			you <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>point at the couch<<else>>state "couch"<</if>> and $he hurries over to kneel and offer you $his asshole. Since the butthole slut clearly doesn't need any foreplay today, the first contact between you is <<if $PC.dick != 0>>the tip of your cock<<else>>the head of your strap-on<</if>> pressing forcefully against $his anus. $He gives a huge shuddering gasp of satisfaction as $his sphincter stretches around the invading phallus.
 			<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 			you play with $his nipples until they<<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>'re good and hard<<else>> swallow your fingers<</if>>, while $he stands there shamelessly presenting $his breasts for your play. Once you're satisfied they can't get any harder, you
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				push $him to $his knees<<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>, tell $him to take over the nipple stimulation,<</if>> and fuck $his boobs.
 			<<else>>
 				throw $him down on the couch, straddle $his boobs, and <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>ride each of $his erect<<else>>trib $his<</if>> nipples in turn.
@@ -6407,7 +6409,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "sadist") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-			you call in a less favored slave and let $activeSlave.slaveName spank $him until $he's fully aroused again. That done, you and $activeSlave.slaveName spitroast the poor girl, with $activeSlave.slaveName taking the rear end. Judging by how the victim screams into your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunt<</if>>, $activeSlave.slaveName is not being very nice to $him at all.
+			you call in a less favored slave and let $activeSlave.slaveName spank $him until $he's fully aroused again. That done, you and $activeSlave.slaveName spitroast the poor girl, with $activeSlave.slaveName taking the rear end. Judging by how the victim screams into your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<</if>>, $activeSlave.slaveName is not being very nice to $him at all.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "masochist") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 			you prowl around $him to let $his masochistic anticipation build before nudging $him in the back of the knees. $He collapses helplessly and you drag $him over to the couch, slinging $him across its back and fucking $him without mercy. When the pleasurable pain loses its edge, you slide a finger into $him alongside your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>>, eliciting an appreciative shriek.
@@ -6506,11 +6508,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut")>>
-				You push $him down to $his knees and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shove your cock down $his throat<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> so far $he can almost reach your pussy with the tip of $his tongue<</if>><<else>>ride $his face<</if>>. $He pays no attention to the @@.green;mildly appreciative@@ stares from passersby, moaning into you as $he pleasures your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>cunt<</if>>.
+				You push $him down to $his knees and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shove your cock down $his throat<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> so far $he can almost reach your pussy with the tip of $his tongue<</if>><<else>>ride $his face<</if>>. $He pays no attention to the @@.green;mildly appreciative@@ stares from passersby, moaning into you as $he pleasures your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>cunt<</if>>.
 				<<run repX(250, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation")>>
-				You sit down on a balcony bench and pull $him down to sit on your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>>, and then pull $his legs as wide as they'll go as you fuck $him, displaying everything to the whole balcony<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>>; $his _belly stomach hangs so low that it blocks the view, however<<else>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>: incidentally including your own pussy, which slides up and down as you piston the cock above it in and out of $him<</if>><</if>><</if>>. $He @@.hotpink;laps up@@ the @@.green;openly aroused@@ stares from $his growing audience.
+				You sit down on a balcony bench and pull $him down to sit on your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>cock<</if>>, and then pull $his legs as wide as they'll go as you fuck $him, displaying everything to the whole balcony<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>>; $his _belly stomach hangs so low that it blocks the view, however<<else>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>: incidentally including your own pussy, which slides up and down as you piston the cock above it in and out of $him<</if>><</if>><</if>>. $He @@.hotpink;laps up@@ the @@.green;openly aroused@@ stares from $his growing audience.
 				<<run repX(500, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 3>>
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -6523,7 +6525,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<run repX(250, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs")>>
-				You push $him down to $his knees and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>press your cock between $his tits<<else>>ride $his breasts<</if>>. $He pays no attention to the @@.green;mildly appreciative@@ stares from passersby, enjoying the feeling of your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick pounding $his <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>cleavage<<else>>breast<</if>><<else>>cunt rubbing against one of $his <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>hard<<else>>engorged<</if>> nipples<</if>>.
+				You push $him down to $his knees and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>press your cock between $his tits<<else>>ride $his breasts<</if>>. $He pays no attention to the @@.green;mildly appreciative@@ stares from passersby, enjoying the feeling of your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick pounding $his <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>cleavage<<else>>breast<</if>><<else>>cunt rubbing against one of $his <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>hard<<else>>engorged<</if>> nipples<</if>>.
 				<<run repX(250, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.mammary++, $mammaryTotal++>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy")>>
@@ -6544,7 +6546,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom")>>
-				You shove $him back against a wall and seat your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> inside $him before wrapping $his legs around you, taking a good grip on $his butt, and hauling $him off the wall again, holding $him in midair<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 600000>> (though $his _belly belly is resting on the ground)<</if>>. $He pays no attention to the @@.green;mildly appreciative@@ stares from passersby, concentrating on fucking as hard as $he possibly can.
+				You shove $him back against a wall and seat your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> inside $him before wrapping $his legs around you, taking a good grip on $his butt, and hauling $him off the wall again, holding $him in midair<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 600000>> (though $his _belly belly is resting on the ground)<</if>>. $He pays no attention to the @@.green;mildly appreciative@@ stares from passersby, concentrating on fucking as hard as $he possibly can.
 				<<run repX(250, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 					<<set _didVaginal = 1>>
@@ -6650,7 +6652,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			soft
 		<</if>>
-		back, but is accustomed to your touch and knows who you are. $He does not pause $his masturbation, knowing that if you want $him to, you'll tell $him. You take a moment to enjoy the warmth of the working slave's body before gently taking the hand $he's using to buttfuck $himself, <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>pulling the dildo free of $his relaxed asshole, and replacing it with your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> before its gape can close.<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>pulling the dildo free of $his loose anus, and replacing it with your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> before its gape can close.<<else>>pulling $his fingers free of $his tight little ass, and replacing them with your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> while it's still relaxed.<</if>> $He moans into the pillow and pats around blindly with $his freed hand before finding your thigh and rubbing it affectionately. $He steps up $his humping and soon shudders,
+		back, but is accustomed to your touch and knows who you are. $He does not pause $his masturbation, knowing that if you want $him to, you'll tell $him. You take a moment to enjoy the warmth of the working slave's body before gently taking the hand $he's using to buttfuck $himself, <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>pulling the dildo free of $his relaxed asshole, and replacing it with your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> before its gape can close.<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>pulling the dildo free of $his loose anus, and replacing it with your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> before its gape can close.<<else>>pulling $his fingers free of $his tight little ass, and replacing them with your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> while it's still relaxed.<</if>> $He moans into the pillow and pats around blindly with $his freed hand before finding your thigh and rubbing it affectionately. $He steps up $his humping and soon shudders,
 		<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
 			releasing a pathetic spurt onto
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 3>>
@@ -6660,7 +6662,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			going limp and slumping down onto
 		<</if>>
-		the sheets beneath $him. When you climax soon after, $he expects you to get off $him so $he can clean up, but instead, the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock up $his butt returns to rock hardness<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> as you use a little manual stimulation of your own cunt to get your cock stiff again<</if>> and<<else>>strap-on up $his butt<</if>> goes back to pumping in and out of $him. $He slides a hand under $himself to <<if $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>jerk off<<else>>rub $himself<</if>> this time. When you finally finish, a long time later, the exhausted slave is lying on a bed wet with lube, <<if ($PC.dick == 1) || ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>> ejaculate,<</if>><<if ($PC.dick == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>> girlcum,<</if>> drool, and sweat. $He doesn't care, and you let $him curl up in $his sex-soaked nest. As you leave, you think $he's asleep already, but <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>as you go<<else>>$his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> open a slit as you go and<</if>> $he murmurs, @@.hotpink;Thank<<s>>,@@ <<Master>>."
+		the sheets beneath $him. When you climax soon after, $he expects you to get off $him so $he can clean up, but instead, the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock up $his butt returns to rock hardness<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> as you use a little manual stimulation of your own cunt to get your cock stiff again<</if>> and<<else>>strap-on up $his butt<</if>> goes back to pumping in and out of $him. $He slides a hand under $himself to <<if $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>jerk off<<else>>rub $himself<</if>> this time. When you finally finish, a long time later, the exhausted slave is lying on a bed wet with lube, <<if ($PC.dick != 0) || ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>> ejaculate,<</if>><<if ($PC.dick == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>> girlcum,<</if>> drool, and sweat. $He doesn't care, and you let $him curl up in $his sex-soaked nest. As you leave, you think $he's asleep already, but <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>as you go<<else>>$his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> open a slit as you go and<</if>> $he murmurs, @@.hotpink;Thank<<s>>,@@ <<Master>>."
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 		<<= VCheck.Anal(5)>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -6692,13 +6694,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++, $activeSlave.counter.mammary++, $mammaryTotal++>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut")>>
-				but $he is already licking $his lips with anticipation as you roll $him over and straddle $his chest so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>. The orally fixated slut concentrates on the oral to a fault, so you take $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and straddle them too so $he can reach $himself and get back to masturbating. $He hums happily, a very fine sensation on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shaft<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussylips<</if>>.
+				but $he is already licking $his lips with anticipation as you roll $him over and straddle $his chest so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>. The orally fixated slut concentrates on the oral to a fault, so you take $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and straddle them too so $he can reach $himself and get back to masturbating. $He hums happily, a very fine sensation on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shaft<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>pussylips<</if>>.
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation")>>
-				but $he complies as you pull $him up to kneel and take an assfuck. You let $him get used to it and then wordlessly turn $his head so $he can <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>see the screen in the room: it's now on, and it's showing a public live feed of your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> penetrating $his anus. $He recognizes $himself immediately<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listen to the screen in the room: it's now on, and it's showing a public live feed of your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> penetrating $his anus. $He realizes the sounds of you fucking $his ass sync up with it<<else>>feel the wind blowing in from the large bay window you've opened<</if>>, and although the <<if canSee($activeSlave) || canHear($activeSlave)>>shot is such a closeup that the identity of the participants is not clear<<else>>likelihood is low that anyone on the arcology streets below would be looking up at this time<</if>>, the sheer humiliation of having $his rectum penetrated <<if canSee($activeSlave) || canHear($activeSlave)>>on camera<<else>>for all to see<</if>> brings $him to an indecently quick climax.
+				but $he complies as you pull $him up to kneel and take an assfuck. You let $him get used to it and then wordlessly turn $his head so $he can <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>see the screen in the room: it's now on, and it's showing a public live feed of your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> penetrating $his anus. $He recognizes $himself immediately<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listen to the screen in the room: it's now on, and it's showing a public live feed of your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> penetrating $his anus. $He realizes the sounds of you fucking $his ass sync up with it<<else>>feel the wind blowing in from the large bay window you've opened<</if>>, and although the <<if canSee($activeSlave) || canHear($activeSlave)>>shot is such a closeup that the identity of the participants is not clear<<else>>likelihood is low that anyone on the arcology streets below would be looking up at this time<</if>>, the sheer humiliation of having $his rectum penetrated <<if canSee($activeSlave) || canHear($activeSlave)>>on camera<<else>>for all to see<</if>> brings $him to an indecently quick climax.
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut")>>
-				but $he eagerly complies as you pull $him up to kneel and take an assfuck. You shove $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> up over $his head to stop $his masturbation, confident that the anal whore can climax from nothing but your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> pumping in and out of $his butt. You're right, and $his sphincter tightens with orgasm even sooner than you expected it to. You roll $him over and go again,
+				but $he eagerly complies as you pull $him up to kneel and take an assfuck. You shove $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> up over $his head to stop $his masturbation, confident that the anal whore can climax from nothing but your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> pumping in and out of $his butt. You're right, and $his sphincter tightens with orgasm even sooner than you expected it to. You roll $him over and go again,
 				<<if ($activeSlave.chastityVagina) || ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 					the evidence of $his first orgasm leaking out from behind $his chastity belt.
 				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
@@ -6853,7 +6855,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Let $him out yourself">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You're not close to the penthouse kitchen area, so it takes you some time to make your way there. By the time you get there, the poor $girl is pounding weakly against the refrigerator door to try to get someone's attention. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> was right, $he must be too cold to think straight; if $he weren't $he might <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>notice the<<else>>have thought to feel around for the<</if>> prominent release button right next to where $he's striking the door. $His desperate $activeSlave.skin face is visible in the window. You hit the exterior release and the door swings open quickly, dumping $him into your arms. Despite not being devoted to you, $he clings to you like a long lost love, $his <<if ($activeSlave.height >= 185)>>big cold<<elseif ($activeSlave.height >= 160)>>cold<<else>>cold little<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>_belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnant <</if>><</if>>body shaking convulsively. $He tries to burrow even <<if ($PC.boobs > 0)>>deeper between your breasts<<else>>closer to you<</if>>, soaking up your warmth.
+		You're not close to the penthouse kitchen area, so it takes you some time to make your way there. By the time you get there, the poor $girl is pounding weakly against the refrigerator door to try to get someone's attention. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> was right, $he must be too cold to think straight; if $he weren't $he might <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>notice the<<else>>have thought to feel around for the<</if>> prominent release button right next to where $he's striking the door. $His desperate $activeSlave.skin face is visible in the window. You hit the exterior release and the door swings open quickly, dumping $him into your arms. Despite not being devoted to you, $he clings to you like a long lost love, $his <<if ($activeSlave.height >= 185)>>big cold<<elseif ($activeSlave.height >= 160)>>cold<<else>>cold little<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>_belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>pregnant <</if>><</if>>body shaking convulsively. $He tries to burrow even <<if ($PC.boobs >= 650)>>deeper between your breasts<<else>>closer to you<</if>>, soaking up your warmth.
 		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			$He gestures $his thanks shakily.
 		<<else>>
@@ -6918,7 +6920,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You gather some necessary items into a pool bag and step stealthily into the water, taking $him by an ankle and towing $him toward the deep end. "Hi, <<Master>>," comes a sleepy greeting from the slave as you pull $him through the water, $his boobs making twin bow waves. $He manages a shocked squeal as you quickly secure a weight belt <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>>above $his<<else>>around $his<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> _belly<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 95>> soft<</if>> middle and drop $him, letting $him sink so swiftly that <<if ($activeSlave.butt > 5)>>$his massive bottom pads $him against a painful thump on<<elseif ($activeSlave.butt > 2)>>$his healthy bottom pads $him against a painful thump on<<else>>$his bottom receives a painful thump against<</if>> the bottom of the pool. Before $he can panic, $he feels your mouth against $his<<if ($activeSlave.lips > 70)>> dick sucking<<elseif ($activeSlave.lips > 20)>> lovely<</if>> lips, breathing for $him. You have two long, flexible snorkels designed for exactly this, but you keep $hers away from $him and breathe $his air into $him for a short time, and $he @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you enough to rely on you. When you finally give $him $his snorkel $he laughs, bubbles rising from around the mouthpiece, and then hugs you impulsively, intentionally giving you a huge faceful of boob. You pull $his weight belt down and tighten it around $his ankles so $he's pinned standing on the bottom, and then
-		<<if ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
+		<<if ($PC.vagina != -1)>>
 			spread $his knees so you can scissor your pussy against $him in the near-zero gravity, the tangle of limbs and breasts swaying gently as you grind.
 		<<else>>
 			insert yourself into the
@@ -6967,20 +6969,20 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			You move quietly over to $him and encircle $him with your arms, holding both $his hands over $his _belly<<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>> pregnant<</if>> belly with both of yours. $He relaxes into your
-			<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-				enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-				huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-				big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> firm<</if>> breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -1>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+				enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+				huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+				big<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> firm<</if>> breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
+				breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 				breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -2>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
 				average breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -3>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				small breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
-				breasts
 			<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 				flat chest
 			<<else>>
@@ -6992,7 +6994,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$his lower back.
 			<</if>>
-			$He automatically begins to rub $himself up and down to stimulate you; once $he feels you reach <<if $PC.dick == 0>>full arousal<<else>>rock hardness<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and total wetness<</if>><</if>> $he
+			$He automatically begins to rub $himself up and down to stimulate you; once $he feels you reach <<if $PC.dick == 0>>full arousal<<else>>rock hardness<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and total wetness<</if>><</if>> $he
 			<<if $activeSlave.height >= 170>>
 				leans into the rail, bending over it just slightly to offer $his asshole at just the right height.
 			<<else>>
@@ -7009,20 +7011,20 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			You move quietly over to $him and encircle $him with your arms, holding both $his hands over $his _belly<<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>> pregnant<</if>> belly with both of yours. $He relaxes into your
-			<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-				enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-				huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-				big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> firm<</if>> breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -1>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+				enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+				huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+				big<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> firm<</if>> breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
 				breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -2>>
-				average breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -3>>
-				average breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 				breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
+				average breasts
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
+				small breasts
 			<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 				flat chest
 			<<else>>
@@ -7034,7 +7036,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$his lower back.
 			<</if>>
-			$He automatically begins to rub $himself up and down to stimulate you; once $he feels you reach <<if $PC.dick == 0>>full arousal<<else>>rock hardness<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and total wetness<</if>><</if>> $he
+			$He automatically begins to rub $himself up and down to stimulate you; once $he feels you reach <<if $PC.dick == 0>>full arousal<<else>>rock hardness<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and total wetness<</if>><</if>> $he
 			<<if $activeSlave.height >= 170>>
 				leans into the rail, bending over it just slightly to offer $his pussy at just the right height
 			<<else>>
@@ -7058,7 +7060,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			You gather the limp nympho in your arms and carry $him to your private bath, which is all ready and filled with steaming water. $activeSlave.slaveName groans with pleasure as you lower $him, still cradled in your arms, into the water.
 		<</if>>
-		$He nuzzles $his $activeSlave.skin cheek against your <<if ($PC.boobs > 0)>>breasts<<else>>chest<</if>>, eyes closed in @@.hotpink;bliss.@@
+		$He nuzzles $his $activeSlave.skin cheek against your <<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>breasts<<else>>chest<</if>>, eyes closed in @@.hotpink;bliss.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -7154,7 +7156,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			direct $him to lay on $his side on your desk<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>> with $his _belly belly hanging over the edge<</if>>,
 		<</if>>
-		but is surprised and reassured when $he's penetrated not by a <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>turgid<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> futa<</if>> cock<</if>> but by a single gentle finger coated with something healing and cool. The mixed analgesic and anti-inflammatory takes the sharpness off the sore feeling, and will help get $his butt back into fucking shape. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become more accepting of anal slavery,@@ and @@.green;$his asshole feels better.@@
+		but is surprised and reassured when $he's penetrated not by a <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>turgid<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> futa<</if>> cock<</if>> but by a single gentle finger coated with something healing and cool. The mixed analgesic and anti-inflammatory takes the sharpness off the sore feeling, and will help get $his butt back into fucking shape. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become more accepting of anal slavery,@@ and @@.green;$his asshole feels better.@@
 		<<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>Your expert care has @@.orange;allowed $his loose asspussy to recover a little of its natural shape and size.@@<<set $activeSlave.anus -= 1>><</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4, $activeSlave.minorInjury = 0>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -7231,14 +7233,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			Despite $his poise $he sighs at your impromptu massage, gasps at your
 			<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 				pregnancy pushing
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs != 0>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				erect nipples brushing
 			<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 				flat chest pressing
 			<<else>>
 				muscular chest pressing
 			<</if>>
-			against $his back, and shudders when your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>stiff prick<</if>> comes to rest between $his legs<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>, the moist heat of your pussy very obvious at the base of your cock<</if>><</if>>. You bring $him to a fine point of arousal, enjoying $his body, pulling $his $activeSlave.skin chin around to kiss $his
+			against $his back, and shudders when your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>stiff prick<</if>> comes to rest between $his legs<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>, the moist heat of your pussy very obvious at the base of your cock<</if>><</if>>. You bring $him to a fine point of arousal, enjoying $his body, pulling $his $activeSlave.skin chin around to kiss $his
 			<<if $activeSlave.lips > 60>>
 				bimbo
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.lips > 40>>
@@ -7288,7 +7290,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			You choose your moment carefully, waiting until <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$he turns $his gaze away from you for an instant. When $he looks back, your desk chair is empty<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>the ambient sound is loud enough for you to sneak up on $him<<else>>you're certain $he won't notice you<</if>>; for all $his sexual poise $he's surprised by the force of your
 			<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 				pregnancy
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs != 0>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				tits
 			<<else>>
 				chest
@@ -7348,7 +7350,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			You choose your moment carefully, waiting until <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$he turns $his gaze away from you for an instant. When $he looks back, your desk chair is empty<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>the ambient sound is loud enough for you to sneak up on $him<<else>>you're certain $he won't notice you<</if>>; for all $his sexual poise $he's surprised by the force of your
 			<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 				pregnancy
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs != 0>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				tits
 			<<else>>
 				chest
@@ -7405,18 +7407,18 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			There's a glint <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes as $he sees<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>on $his face as $he hears<<else>>on $his face as $he senses<</if>> you stand up from your desk and saunter over;
 			<<if $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
-				$he's tall enough for standing <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>sex<<else>>anal<</if>>, so as you approach $he just readies $himself to fuck $his lover.
+				$he's tall enough for standing <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>sex<<else>>anal<</if>>, so as you approach $he just readies $himself to fuck $his lover.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 160>>
-				$he's so short standing anal is a stretch, so once you approach you get down on your knees and greet the dick that will soon be in your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>.
+				$he's so short standing anal is a stretch, so once you approach you get down on your knees and greet the dick that will soon be in your <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>.
 			<<else>>
 				$he's shorter than you, so as you approach $he goes up on tiptoe to bring $his dick to just the right height for standing sex.
 			<</if>>
 			$He doesn't penetrate you right away, though; $he
-			<<if $PC.butt >= 3>>
+			<<if $PC.butt >= 5>>
 				kneads your mass of assflesh
-			<<elseif $PC.butt == 2>>
+			<<elseif $PC.butt >= 4>>
 				hefts a huge buttock in each hand
-			<<elseif $PC.butt == 1>>
+			<<elseif $PC.butt >= 3>>
 				gives your big butt a slap
 			<<else>>
 				cups your nice little buttocks
@@ -7435,19 +7437,20 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.weight > 160)>>
 				You grunt as you feel the weight of $his fat gut settle on your back.
 			<</if>>
+			/* .vagina trainwreck ahead */
 			<<if $activeSlave.dick == 1>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if $PC.newVag == 1>>
 						$He slips $his tiny dick into your vagina. Fortunately your custom cunt is capable of making even the most embarrassing of dicks pleasurable; though you wish $he could fill you a little better.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
 						You sigh as $his tiny dick enters your stretched pussy. You're far too traveled to enjoy such a meager offering.
-					<<elseif $PC.births >= 10>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal >= 10>>
 						You sigh as $his tiny dick enters your used pussy. You've been stretched out so much from childbirth that $he just can't satisfy you anymore.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile. Suddenly, the size of $his cock doesn't seem to matter as much anymore.<</if>>
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 						You sigh as $his tiny dick enters your used pussy. $He stands no chance of competing with your old Master.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile. Suddenly, the size of $his cock doesn't seem to matter as much anymore.<</if>>
-					<<elseif $PC.births > 2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2>>
 						You can barely feel $him slip into your loose cunt, but $he is so small it's not like you're missing much.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "gang" || $PC.career == "celebrity" || $PC.career == "wealth">>
 						You feel $him slip into your vagina and abruptly stop; you sigh over how unsatisfyingly small $he is.
@@ -7458,18 +7461,18 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					You have to check to see if $he's even in your tight rear, only to find $he is already fully hilted. You sigh as $he thrusts into you: no prostate stimulation today.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 2>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if $PC.newVag == 1>>
 						$He slips $his cute dick into your vagina. Fortunately your custom cunt is capable of making $his embarrassing offering pleasurable; though you wish $he could fill you a little better.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
 						You sigh as $his cute dick enters your stretched pussy. You're far too traveled to enjoy such a meager offering, no matter how pathetically adorable it is.
-					<<elseif $PC.births >= 10>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal >= 10>>
 						You sigh as $his cute dick enters your abused pussy. You've been stretched out so much from childbirth that $he just can't satisfy you anymore.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile. Hopefully such a cute penis puts a cute baby in you.<</if>>
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 						You sigh as $his cute dick enters your used pussy. $He stands no chance of competing with your old Master.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile. You doubt $his children will stand up to his either.<</if>>
-					<<elseif $PC.births > 2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2>>
 						You can barely feel $him slip into your loose cunt, but $he is so small it's not like you're missing much.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "gang" || $PC.career == "celebrity" || $PC.career == "wealth">>
 						You feel $him slip into your vagina and sigh over how unsatisfyingly small $he is.
@@ -7480,18 +7483,18 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					You sigh as you feel $him slip $his cute dick into your tight rear; no prostate stimulation today.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 3>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if $PC.newVag == 1>>
 						You shudder as $he slips $his dick into your vagina.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
 						You sigh as $his dick slips into your stretched pussy. You're far too traveled for even average cocks these days.
-					<<elseif $PC.births >= 10>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal >= 10>>
 						You sigh as $his dick enters your abused pussy. You've been stretched out so much from childbirth that $he just can't satisfy you anymore.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 						You sigh as $his dick enters your used pussy. $He stands no chance of competing with your old Master.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
-					<<elseif $PC.births > 2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2>>
 						You've gotten rather loose after your multiple children, so $his average cock is somewhat underwhelming.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "gang" || $PC.career == "celebrity" || $PC.career == "wealth">>
 						You shiver with pleasure as $he slips $his dick into your pussy.
@@ -7500,21 +7503,21 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
 					You squirm as you feel $him slip $his dick into your tight rear, the sensation making you quiver with pleasure.
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 4>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if $PC.newVag == 1>>
 						You shudder as $he slips $his big dick into your vagina.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
 						You shudder as $his big dick slips into your stretched pussy. $He could use to be a little wider, but at least you can feel $him.
-					<<elseif $PC.births >= 10>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal >= 10>>
 						You shudder as $his big dick slips into your stretched pussy. $He could use to be a little wider, but at least you can feel $him after the havoc wreaked by your children.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 						You shudder as $his big dick slips into your used pussy. $He's just the right size for you to remember your Master.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
-					<<elseif $PC.births > 2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2>>
 						You've gotten rather loose after your multiple children, so $his big cock is a welcome feeling.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "gang" || $PC.career == "celebrity" || $PC.career == "wealth">>
 						You moan with pleasure as $he slips $his big dick into your pussy, stretching you to your limit.
@@ -7523,21 +7526,21 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
 					You squirm as you feel $him slip $his big dick into your tight rear, the sensation making you quiver with pleasure and a little pain. $He gives you a chance to get used to $his size before continuing.
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 5>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if $PC.newVag == 1>>
 						You shudder with delight as $his impressive dick stretches you perfectly.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
 						You quiver with pleasure as $his impressive dick slips into your stretched pussy. It takes a lot to satisfy you and $he is not disappointing.
-					<<elseif $PC.births >= 10>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal >= 10>>
 						You quiver with pleasure as $his impressive dick slips into your stretched pussy. Even given the state of your pussy, $he fills you completely and perfectly.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 						You quiver with pleasure as $his impressive dick slips into your used pussy. $He's bigger than your Master was and is hitting all the right places.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
-					<<elseif $PC.births > 2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2>>
 						You've gotten rather loose after your multiple children, but you still find $his impressive dick almost uncomfortably large.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "gang" || $PC.career == "celebrity" || $PC.career == "wealth">>
 						You squeal with mixed pleasure and pain as $he pushes $his impressive dick into your pussy, stretching you past your limit. $He gives you a chance to get used to $his size before continuing.
@@ -7546,21 +7549,21 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
 					You grit your teeth as you feel $his slip $his impressive dick into your tight rear, stretching you considerably. You bring a hand to your lower belly, feeling the bulge of $his cock deep within you. $He gives you a chance to get used to $his size before continuing, not that it will help much.
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 6>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if $PC.newVag == 1>>
 						You shudder with overwhelming pleasure as $his huge dick fills you completely.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "escort">>
 						You moan with pleasure as $his huge dick completely fills your stretched pussy. You gently caress $his dick through the bulge in your middle.
-					<<elseif $PC.births >= 10>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal >= 10>>
 						You moan with pleasure as $his huge dick completely fills your stretched pussy. You gently caress $his dick through the bulge in your middle.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 						You moan with pleasure as $his huge dick stretches your used pussy. $He's far bigger than your Master ever was.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>> A small tickling in your belly reminds you you're fertile.<</if>>
-					<<elseif $PC.births > 2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2>>
 						You may be rather loose after your multiple children, but $his huge dick is uncomfortably large.
 					<<elseif $PC.career == "gang" || $PC.career == "celebrity" || $PC.career == "wealth">>
 						You grit your teeth as $he pushes $his huge dick into your pussy, trying to bear being so painfully overstretched. $He gives you a chance to get used to $his size before continuing, not that it will help much.
@@ -7569,7 +7572,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
 					You cry out as $he forces $his huge dick into your too-tight rear, nearly breaking you. $He considers pulling back out, but you pat the bulge in your lower belly and urge $him to continue. $He tries $his best to allow you to get comfortable, not that it will help much.
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>Your erection firmly <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>pushes into the underside of your belly<<else>>sticks out from under you<</if>>, overstimulated from $his cock teasing your prostate.<</if>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 7>> /* needs to be written */
 				gigantic dick
@@ -7582,7 +7585,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				hypertrophied dick
 			<</if>>
-			$He gently fucks you<<if $activeSlave.balls > 8>>, $his oversized balls slapping your thighs with every thrust<</if>>, making sure you're enjoying $his penis as much as physically possible. You climax as $he cums inside eliciting a gasp from the horny $girl<<if $PC.dick == 1>>, as you spurt across the floor<</if>>. $He apologizes profusely for cumming in you, but after $he helps clean you up and back to your desk, all is forgiven. As you work, you can't help but steal glances at $his renewed erection. $He winks
+			$He gently fucks you<<if $activeSlave.balls > 8>>, $his oversized balls slapping your thighs with every thrust<</if>>, making sure you're enjoying $his penis as much as physically possible. You climax as $he cums inside eliciting a gasp from the horny $girl<<if $PC.dick != 0>>, as you spurt across the floor<</if>>. $He apologizes profusely for cumming in you, but after $he helps clean you up and back to your desk, all is forgiven. As you work, you can't help but steal glances at $his renewed erection. $He winks
 			<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 				and @@.mediumaquamarine;earnestly asks@@ for more when you get the chance.
 			<<else>>
@@ -7601,7 +7604,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Enter the shower and quietly comfort $him">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		$He starts with surprise <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>as you enter the shower<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>as $he hears you enter the shower<<else>>as $he feels the water being disturbed by your body<</if>>, and then <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks at<<else>>turns to<</if>> you in shock as you sit down beside $him, ignoring the water soaking your clothes. $He does not resist when you draw $him gently into your lap. $He's stiff and uncomfortable as you hold $him gently, but $he eventually relaxes and allows $his head to rest <<if ($PC.boobs > 0)>>between your breasts<<else>>against your shoulder<</if>>. $He's utterly conflicted; the hateful person who $he is expected to fuck is tenderly comforting $him. $He finally seems to accept the animal comfort, whatever its source, and begins to @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ you to do more than just use $him.
+		$He starts with surprise <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>as you enter the shower<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>as $he hears you enter the shower<<else>>as $he feels the water being disturbed by your body<</if>>, and then <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks at<<else>>turns to<</if>> you in shock as you sit down beside $him, ignoring the water soaking your clothes. $He does not resist when you draw $him gently into your lap. $He's stiff and uncomfortable as you hold $him gently, but $he eventually relaxes and allows $his head to rest <<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>between your breasts<<else>>against your shoulder<</if>>. $He's utterly conflicted; the hateful person who $he is expected to fuck is tenderly comforting $him. $He finally seems to accept the animal comfort, whatever its source, and begins to @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ you to do more than just use $him.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -8009,13 +8012,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			You tell $him that you understand, and that you will get $him some new clothing. $He is thrilled, but $his pleasure turns to horror when $he sees that the new clothes are a version of the same slave bondage gear, just with inward-facing dildos for $his <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>pussy and <</if>> asshole.
 			<<if $activeSlave.anus == 0 || $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>
-				You pause before getting $him dressed; there's little reason to waste virginities on plugs. You <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stroke yourself to erection<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>> and bend $him over, opting to start with $his tight pussy.
+				You pause before getting $him dressed; there's little reason to waste virginities on plugs. You <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stroke yourself to erection<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>> and bend $him over, opting to start with $his tight pussy.
 				<<= VCheck.Both()>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 0>>
-				You pause before getting $him dressed; there's little reason to waste $his anal virginity on a plug. You <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stroke yourself to erection<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>> and bend $him over before working your way into $his tight anus.
+				You pause before getting $him dressed; there's little reason to waste $his anal virginity on a plug. You <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stroke yourself to erection<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>> and bend $him over before working your way into $his tight anus.
 				<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>
-				You pause before getting $him dressed; there's little reason to waste $his virginity on a plug. You <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stroke yourself to erection<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>> and bend $him over before working your way into $his tight pussy.
+				You pause before getting $him dressed; there's little reason to waste $his virginity on a plug. You <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stroke yourself to erection<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>> and bend $him over before working your way into $his tight pussy.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			<</if>>
 			For the rest of the week, $he walks around awkwardly, unable to find a comfortable position <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>between<<else>>since<</if>> $his <<if $seeRace == 1>>$activeSlave.race <</if>>body <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>>is<</if>> being penetrated by $his own clothing<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 1500>> and the straps digging into $his _belly rounded belly<</if>>. @@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive.@@
@@ -8364,7 +8367,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			$he <<say>>s<<if $activeSlave.lips > 70>> past $his enormous lips<<elseif $activeSlave.lipsPiercing+$activeSlave.tonguePiercing > 2>> past $his mouthful of piercings<</if>>.
 		<</if>>
-		$He comes eagerly over and sucks you off with enthusiasm. As you cum, $he orgasms quickly at the <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>feeling<</if>> of the stuff hitting $his mouth<<if $PC.balls > 2>>, even as your load keeps flowing into $his gullet<<if $PC.balls > 3>> steadily bloated the poor $girl<</if>><</if>>.
+		$He comes eagerly over and sucks you off with enthusiasm. As you cum, $he orgasms quickly at the <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>feeling<</if>> of the stuff hitting $his mouth<<if $PC.balls >= 10>>, even as your load keeps flowing into $his gullet<<if $PC.balls >= 30>> steadily bloated the poor $girl<</if>><</if>>.
 		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			$He <<if !canTaste($activeSlave)>>(rather ironically) <</if>>signs that you taste great.
 		<<else>>
@@ -8452,7 +8455,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<setLocalPronouns $HeadGirl 2>>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			When $HeadGirl.slaveName comes into your office in response to your summons, _he2 finds $activeSlave.slaveName sitting in your lap with your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> up $his gaping butt<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>, your bare pussy very visible at the base of your working cock<</if>><</if>>. $HeadGirl.slaveName's expression softens when _he2 realizes _he2's here for pleasure, not business. $activeSlave.slaveName gasps a little when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you tell $HeadGirl.slaveName to join you up $his asshole,<<else>>feels you pull apart $his asscheeks to make some room for $HeadGirl.slaveName,<</if>> but $he doesn't protest.
+			When $HeadGirl.slaveName comes into your office in response to your summons, _he2 finds $activeSlave.slaveName sitting in your lap with your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> up $his gaping butt<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>, your bare pussy very visible at the base of your working cock<</if>><</if>>. $HeadGirl.slaveName's expression softens when _he2 realizes _he2's here for pleasure, not business. $activeSlave.slaveName gasps a little when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you tell $HeadGirl.slaveName to join you up $his asshole,<<else>>feels you pull apart $his asscheeks to make some room for $HeadGirl.slaveName,<</if>> but $he doesn't protest.
 			<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 				Since your poor Head Girl can't use _his2 caged cock, _he2 takes a dildo and shoves it up $activeSlave.slaveName's already-filled butt without further ado.
 			<<elseif canAchieveErection() && $HeadGirl.dick > 7>>
@@ -8505,7 +8508,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5>>
 <</link>>
 <<if $PC.belly < 5000>>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1 && (canDoAnal($activeSlave) || canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && canWalk($activeSlave)>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0 && (canDoAnal($activeSlave) || canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && canWalk($activeSlave)>>
 		<br><<link "Exploit $his need for personal contact">>
 			<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
@@ -8556,7 +8559,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</replace>>
 		<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave))>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 		<br><<link "Exploit $his need for personal contact by giving $him a pussy to lick">>
 			<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
@@ -8566,7 +8569,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</link>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if $PC.preg > 30 && $PC.pregMood == 1 && $PC.boobs == 1 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0 && $PC.boobsBonus >= 0>>
+<<if $PC.preg > 30 && $PC.pregMood == 1 && $PC.boobs >= 800 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
 	<br><<link "$He just needs a mother's touch">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -8607,7 +8610,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$He gets back to $his $activeSlave.skin knees,
 			<</if>>
-			puzzled, and then gasps when $he finds <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your fingers<<else>>your cockhead<</if>> pressing against $his rosebud. You instruct $his imperiously to get on with it, and $he soon understands your intent. $He scrubs back and forth, panting and moaning, as you buttfuck $him in time with $his labors<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, using your other hand to look after yourself<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1>>, using your other hand to schlick your pussy while you pound $him<</if>>. You even carefully scoot along with $him when $he needs to reach new spots. By the time $he's done $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and $his anus are very tired. $His submission to you @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+			puzzled, and then gasps when $he finds <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your fingers<<else>>your cockhead<</if>> pressing against $his rosebud. You instruct $his imperiously to get on with it, and $he soon understands your intent. $He scrubs back and forth, panting and moaning, as you buttfuck $him in time with $his labors<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, using your other hand to look after yourself<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1>>, using your other hand to schlick your pussy while you pound $him<</if>>. You even carefully scoot along with $him when $he needs to reach new spots. By the time $he's done $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and $his anus are very tired. $His submission to you @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<</replace>>
@@ -8642,7 +8645,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$He gets back to $his $activeSlave.skin knees,
 			<</if>>
-			puzzled, and then gasps when $he finds <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your fingers<<else>>your cockhead<</if>> tracing $his pussy lips. You instruct $him imperiously to get on with it, and $he soon understands your intent. $He scrubs back and forth, panting and moaning, as you fuck $him in time with $his labors<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, using your other hand to look after yourself<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1>>, using your other hand to schlick your pussy while you pound $him<</if>>. You even carefully scoot along with $him when $he needs to reach new spots. By the time $he's done $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> very tired and $his leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> struggling to hold $him. $His submission to you @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+			puzzled, and then gasps when $he finds <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your fingers<<else>>your cockhead<</if>> tracing $his pussy lips. You instruct $him imperiously to get on with it, and $he soon understands your intent. $He scrubs back and forth, panting and moaning, as you fuck $him in time with $his labors<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, using your other hand to look after yourself<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1>>, using your other hand to schlick your pussy while you pound $him<</if>>. You even carefully scoot along with $him when $he needs to reach new spots. By the time $he's done $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> very tired and $his leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> struggling to hold $him. $His submission to you @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<</replace>>
@@ -8683,7 +8686,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
 				sinking your cock into $his
-				<<if !canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>now-slick butthole<<else>>now-slick pussy<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>> and then $his relaxing butthole<</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, followed by some grinding to coat $his face in your pussyjuice<</if>>.
+				<<if !canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>now-slick butthole<<else>>now-slick pussy<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>> and then $his relaxing butthole<</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, followed by some grinding to coat $his face in your pussyjuice<</if>>.
 			<</if>>
 			$He had fun, though, and $his @@.hotpink;trust in you has increased.@@
 			<<= VCheck.Both()>>
@@ -8750,9 +8753,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$He does so diligently, making sure to not miss <<if $showInches == 2>>an inch<<else>>a centimeter<</if>> while keeping your enjoyment above all else.
 			<</if>>
-		<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>
 			your erect dick and commenting on how it could use a good cleaning. $He carefully takes your cock into $his mouth, doing $his best to bring you to a quick orgasm so $he can escape your gaze. After downing your cum, $he attempts to pull back, but you hold $him down, clearly $he has more work to do here.
-		<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1>>
 			your soaked pussy and commenting on how someone needs to clean up after it, preferably with their tongue. $He carefully $his tongue to your clit, doing $his best to bring you to a quick orgasm so $he can escape your gaze. After bring you to a rather unsatisfying climax, $he attempts to pull back, but you grab $him and force $him to lick the depths of your pussy.
 		<</if>>
 		By the time you are satisfied with $his efforts, $he @@.hotpink;has become more submissive to you.@@
@@ -8844,7 +8847,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && (canDoAnal($activeSlave) || canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && $PC.belly < 100>>
+<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && (canDoAnal($activeSlave) || canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && $PC.belly < 100>>
 	<br><<link "Carry $him outside">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -8902,7 +8905,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "It's $his role to hurt">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		Without a word, you<<if $PC.dick == 0>> don a cruelly knobby strap-on,<</if>> throw $him onto the couch, take both $his ankles in one hand, and force them back over $his head so $his poor, doomed asshole is completely defenseless. You then spit on $his hole, seize your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>instrument<<else>>rock-hard dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, gather a little of your own pussyjuice and rub it on your cockhead<</if>><</if>>, and shove it up the wriggling slave $girl's spasming rectum. You've got the necessary skill to judge exactly where the line between anal pain and anal injury is, and you take $his right up to it. Halfway through the long anal rape $he gives up struggling and just goes limp, sobbing. $He @@.hotpink;fears you,@@ and has also begun to @@.red;hate buttsex.@@
+		Without a word, you<<if $PC.dick == 0>> don a cruelly knobby strap-on,<</if>> throw $him onto the couch, take both $his ankles in one hand, and force them back over $his head so $his poor, doomed asshole is completely defenseless. You then spit on $his hole, seize your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>instrument<<else>>rock-hard dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, gather a little of your own pussyjuice and rub it on your cockhead<</if>><</if>>, and shove it up the wriggling slave $girl's spasming rectum. You've got the necessary skill to judge exactly where the line between anal pain and anal injury is, and you take $his right up to it. Halfway through the long anal rape $he gives up struggling and just goes limp, sobbing. $He @@.hotpink;fears you,@@ and has also begun to @@.red;hate buttsex.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.sexualFlaw = "hates anal", $activeSlave.counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -9155,7 +9158,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Relaxed sex">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You flip the sheet off your naked body, revealing your already <<if $PC.dick == 0>>wet pussy<<else>>stiff prick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and the wet pussy below it<</if>><</if>>. $He slides $himself down, pressing $his
+		You flip the sheet off your naked body, revealing your already <<if $PC.dick == 0>>wet pussy<<else>>stiff prick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and the wet pussy below it<</if>><</if>>. $He slides $himself down, pressing $his
 		<<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 2000)>>
 			ridiculous tits
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 800)>>
@@ -9166,14 +9169,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			trim chest
 		<</if>>
 		against your legs, and nuzzles $his warm nose and wet tongue against
-		<<if $PC.balls > 2 || $PC.ballsImplant > 2>>
+		<<if $PC.balls >= 9>>
 			your oversized nuts.
-		<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1>>
 			your moist folds.
 		<<else>>
 			your ballsack.
 		<</if>>
-		You run a languid hand through $his hair, but soon relax into a pleasant, tired fugue, letting yourself enjoy $his ministrations. You almost drift off under the slow oral loving, but a sudden coolness against you brings you partially awake again: $he's taken $his mouth off you, leaving the night air against your saliva-wetted <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussylips<<else>>cock<</if>>. $He quickly realizes the error, and applies $himself diligently to you, never letting the warm feeling die down again. You orgasm twice, which $he absorbs without stopping, looking up at you with an expression that's unidentifiable in the gloom. But when you finally reach down and give $his <<if ($activeSlave.belly >= 10000)>>_belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly a light pat<<else>>shoulder a little tug<</if>> to let $him know that's enough, $he @@.mediumaquamarine;cuddles up close to you@@ without hesitation.
+		You run a languid hand through $his hair, but soon relax into a pleasant, tired fugue, letting yourself enjoy $his ministrations. You almost drift off under the slow oral loving, but a sudden coolness against you brings you partially awake again: $he's taken $his mouth off you, leaving the night air against your saliva-wetted <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>pussylips<<else>>cock<</if>>. $He quickly realizes the error, and applies $himself diligently to you, never letting the warm feeling die down again. You orgasm twice, which $he absorbs without stopping, looking up at you with an expression that's unidentifiable in the gloom. But when you finally reach down and give $his <<if ($activeSlave.belly >= 10000)>>_belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly a light pat<<else>>shoulder a little tug<</if>> to let $him know that's enough, $he @@.mediumaquamarine;cuddles up close to you@@ without hesitation.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -9320,7 +9323,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				buttfucked,
 			<</if>>
-			is enough that $he climaxes quickly. <<if $activeSlave.balls == 3>>$His huge load coats the shower wall with cum. <</if>>You pull out and let $him finish by <<if $PC.dick == 0>>giving you oral<<else>>sucking your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eating your pussy<</if>><</if>>, since $he started by sucking $himself. @@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive to you.@@
+			is enough that $he climaxes quickly. <<if $activeSlave.balls == 3>>$His huge load coats the shower wall with cum. <</if>>You pull out and let $him finish by <<if $PC.dick == 0>>giving you oral<<else>>sucking your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eating your pussy<</if>><</if>>, since $he started by sucking $himself. @@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive to you.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<if ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>>
@@ -9342,11 +9345,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave))>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 	<br><<link "The only dick $he should suck is $his <<= WrittenMaster()>>'s">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			$He's so occupied that $he doesn't <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hear<<else>>notice<</if>> you until you seize $his hair and pull $his head back. $His massive dickhead pops free of $his mouth and $he squeaks in surprise. The noise is cut off by a gag as you ram yourself down $his throat. $He plays with your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunt<<else>>balls<</if>> as you facefuck $him and jacks off with $his other hand. $He was so close when you intruded that $he cums long before you do. There's a lot of cum in the shower when you're through. <<if $activeSlave.balls == 3>>$His huge balls made an especially major contribution. <</if>>@@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive to you.@@
+			$He's so occupied that $he doesn't <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hear<<else>>notice<</if>> you until you seize $his hair and pull $his head back. $His massive dickhead pops free of $his mouth and $he squeaks in surprise. The noise is cut off by a gag as you ram yourself down $his throat. $He plays with your <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<<else>>balls<</if>> as you facefuck $him and jacks off with $his other hand. $He was so close when you intruded that $he cums long before you do. There's a lot of cum in the shower when you're through. <<if $activeSlave.balls == 3>>$His huge balls made an especially major contribution. <</if>>@@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive to you.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>>
@@ -9374,7 +9377,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				sodomy,
 			<</if>>
 			so $he is soon moaning and grunting into $his cock as you fuck $him.
-			$He finishes <<if $activeSlave.balls >= 3>>$his enormous ejaculation <</if>>into $his own mouth and then <<if $PC.dick == 0>>finds $himself giving you oral directly, since you pulled your strap-on off<<else>>receives your load into $his now-brimming throat<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>. $He barely has time to swallow before you press your pussy against $his mouth<</if>><</if>>. @@.hotpink;$His devotion to you has increased.@@
+			$He finishes <<if $activeSlave.balls >= 3>>$his enormous ejaculation <</if>>into $his own mouth and then <<if $PC.dick == 0>>finds $himself giving you oral directly, since you pulled your strap-on off<<else>>receives your load into $his now-brimming throat<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>. $He barely has time to swallow before you press your pussy against $his mouth<</if>><</if>>. @@.hotpink;$His devotion to you has increased.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>>//This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
@@ -9410,7 +9413,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			"Really, <<if $activeSlave.rudeTitle == 1>><<= PoliteRudeTitle($activeSlave)>><<else>><<Master>><</if>>?" $he asks hopefully.
 		<</if>>
-		You whisper into $his ear that yes, $he will be all right as long as $he does $his best. $He wiggles $his butt against you a little and giggles <<if $PC.dick == 1>>at the responding stiffness $he feels between $his buttocks<<else>>as you shove $him to $his knees<</if>>. $He shimmies down and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>takes you into $his mouth<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and does $his best to reach the top of your pussy with the tip of $his tongue<</if>><<else>>eats you out<</if>>, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looking you in the eyes the whole time and <</if>>@@.hotpink;smiling@@ as much as $he can manage with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>a dick in $his mouth<<else>>$his tongue working your clit<</if>>.
+		You whisper into $his ear that yes, $he will be all right as long as $he does $his best. $He wiggles $his butt against you a little and giggles <<if $PC.dick != 0>>at the responding stiffness $he feels between $his buttocks<<else>>as you shove $him to $his knees<</if>>. $He shimmies down and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>takes you into $his mouth<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and does $his best to reach the top of your pussy with the tip of $his tongue<</if>><<else>>eats you out<</if>>, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looking you in the eyes the whole time and <</if>>@@.hotpink;smiling@@ as much as $he can manage with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>a dick in $his mouth<<else>>$his tongue working your clit<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -9502,9 +9505,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Perform a health exam personally">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		$He gets a weekly health exam from the automated systems, which also do their best to monitor $his well-being, but $he does not protest as you take $him to the surgery and give $him a <<if $PC.medicine >= 100>>professional examination. It feels good to put the old skills to use on an attractive patient<<else>>thorough examination<</if>>. There's nothing the matter other than that $he hasn't been 18 for a long time. $He looks a little sad at some of the results, but whenever $he does, you place a hand on $his cheek and give $him a kiss. $He gets the idea.
+		$He gets a weekly health exam from the automated systems, which also do their best to monitor $his well-being, but $he does not protest as you take $him to the surgery and give $him a <<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>>professional examination. It feels good to put the old skills to use on an attractive patient<<else>>thorough examination<</if>>. There's nothing the matter other than that $he hasn't been 18 for a long time. $He looks a little sad at some of the results, but whenever $he does, you place a hand on $his cheek and give $him a kiss. $He gets the idea.
 		"I under<<s>>tand, <<Master>>. I can <<s>>till <<s>>erve you," $he <<say>>s.
-		You adjust $his diet and exercise a little, which should @@.green;slightly improve@@ $his health<<if $PC.medicine >= 100>>, and prescribe some new supplements that might help $him @@.green;feel $his best@@ all the time<<set $activeSlave.health += 10>><</if>>. As $he gets up from the chair and makes to resume $his duties, you give $him a light swat across the buttocks. $He squeaks and turns to @@.mediumaquamarine;giggle at you,@@ giving you a broad wink and shaking $his tits a little for you.
+		You adjust $his diet and exercise a little, which should @@.green;slightly improve@@ $his health<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>>, and prescribe some new supplements that might help $him @@.green;feel $his best@@ all the time<<set $activeSlave.health += 10>><</if>>. As $he gets up from the chair and makes to resume $his duties, you give $him a light swat across the buttocks. $He squeaks and turns to @@.mediumaquamarine;giggle at you,@@ giving you a broad wink and shaking $his tits a little for you.
 		<<set $activeSlave.health += 10, $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -9543,9 +9546,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				You finger fuck $him for a while, the sting of the soap on $his sensitive insides making $him gasp.
 			<</if>>
 			As $he moans down on the shower floor, you lie down behind $him, spooning $his helpless body<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, your hands encircling $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>middle<</if>><</if>>.
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				Your cock slides into $him with ease
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				$His soft back is delicious against your hard nipples
 			<<else>>
 				The contours of $his soft rear feel lovely against your feminine petals
@@ -9565,7 +9568,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					$his loosened vagina
 					<<set _didVaginal = 1>>
 				<</if>>
-				<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and make $him eat your pussy for a quick aftershock,<</if>>
+				<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and make $him eat your pussy for a quick aftershock,<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 			and only then do you help $him back to $his feet. $He drips soap, water, and <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your juices<<else>>ejaculate<</if>>. @@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive.@@
 			<<if _didVaginal == 1 && _didAnal == 1>>
@@ -9577,7 +9580,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<</replace>>
-	<</link>><<if $PC.dick == 1 && (($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)))>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+	<</link>><<if $PC.dick != 0 && (($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)))>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <br><<link "Let $him struggle">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
@@ -9635,7 +9638,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			hard, so you just lie down with $him on the couch<<if ($activeSlave.chastityVagina)>>, unfasten $his chastity belt,<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-		and have gentle vaginal sex in the missionary position <<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>, your own pussy moving back and forth gently at the base of your dick as you fuck $him<</if>><</if>>. $He gasps at the first penetration, but you take it slowly and lavish attention on $his lips, breasts, and nipples. Soon $he's shamelessly enjoying $himself. $His first vaginal sex is crowned with an abdominal-clenching orgasm. $He @@.hotpink;adores $his kind <<= WrittenMaster()>>.@@
+		and have gentle vaginal sex in the missionary position <<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>, your own pussy moving back and forth gently at the base of your dick as you fuck $him<</if>><</if>>. $He gasps at the first penetration, but you take it slowly and lavish attention on $his lips, breasts, and nipples. Soon $he's shamelessly enjoying $himself. $His first vaginal sex is crowned with an abdominal-clenching orgasm. $He @@.hotpink;adores $his kind <<= WrittenMaster()>>.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 10, $activeSlave.counter.vaginal++, $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $vaginalTotal++>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.chastityVagina == 1>><<set $activeSlave.chastityVagina = 0>><</if>>
 		<<if canImpreg($activeSlave, $PC)>>
@@ -9670,8 +9673,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<if !canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 			quickly unfasten $his anal chastity. You
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>ride $activeSlave.slaveName's face<<else>>facefuck $activeSlave.slaveName<</if>> roughly as $activeSlave.slaveName takes a painful anal raping from the huge dildo.
-		The businesswoman winks at you companionably and extracts squeals from $activeSlave.slaveName that feel especially delicious <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>against your cunt<<else>>along your dick<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>collapses<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> and rolls onto $his side<</if>> after a long punishment fuck<<else>>ends the day a sore toy<</if>>; $his @@.hotpink;submission@@ to you and @@.gold;fear of you@@ have both increased.
+		<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>ride $activeSlave.slaveName's face<<else>>facefuck $activeSlave.slaveName<</if>> roughly as $activeSlave.slaveName takes a painful anal raping from the huge dildo.
+		The businesswoman winks at you companionably and extracts squeals from $activeSlave.slaveName that feel especially delicious <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>against your cunt<<else>>along your dick<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>collapses<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> and rolls onto $his side<</if>> after a long punishment fuck<<else>>ends the day a sore toy<</if>>; $his @@.hotpink;submission@@ to you and @@.gold;fear of you@@ have both increased.
 		<<if $activeSlave.anus == 0>>
 			The businesswoman considered $his @@.lime;anal cherry@@ a @@.green;respectable offer.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.anus++>>
@@ -9720,7 +9723,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			shakes with release
 		<</if>>
-		after just a few strokes of your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> up $his butt. $His <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>gaping<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>loose<<else>>tight<</if>> ass spasms and tightens with $his climax<<if $PC.dick == 1>>, a wonderful sensation<</if>>. You aren't finished with $him, but $he rubs $himself languidly and enjoys the hard anal reaming more than $he ever has previously. $His devotion to you @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+		after just a few strokes of your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> up $his butt. $His <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>gaping<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>loose<<else>>tight<</if>> ass spasms and tightens with $his climax<<if $PC.dick != 0>>, a wonderful sensation<</if>>. You aren't finished with $him, but $he rubs $himself languidly and enjoys the hard anal reaming more than $he ever has previously. $His devotion to you @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -9861,15 +9864,15 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			$He reaches back to take your hand, slowly bringing it back to the swell of $his baby bump.
 		<</if>>
 		$He enjoys $himself immensely, but $he loses it again when $he feels your
-		<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+		<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 			<<if _superfetation == 1>>
 				seed inflating $his womb until $his stomach is <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 2000>>noticeably larger than when $he started<<else>>distended and wobbling with cum<</if>>.
 			<<else>>
 				seed fill $his cramped womb and start to backflow.
 			<</if>>
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>
 			seed pumping into $him until $his womb is stuffed with cum.
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 			seed pouring into $him.
 		<<else>>
 			seed.
@@ -9918,15 +9921,15 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				pants, "That'<<s>> <<s>>o good, <<Master>>. I wi<<sh>> you could get my a<<ss>> pregnant."
 			<</if>>
 			When you're close, you scoot back to pull yourself out and $he spears $his cunt down onto your cock. The sudden difference of sensation brings you to violent climax, and $he @@.hotpink;cries with joy@@ at feeling your hot
-			<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+			<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 				<<if _superfetation == 1>>
 					seed inflating $his womb until $his stomach is <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 2000>>noticeably larger than when $he started<<else>>distended and wobbling with cum<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
 					seed fill $his cramped womb and start to backflow.
 				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+			<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>
 				seed pumping into $him until $his womb is stuffed with cum.
-			<<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>
+			<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 				seed pouring into $him.
 			<<else>>
 				seed.
@@ -10002,9 +10005,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				out
 			<</if>>
 			and thrust up between $his asscheeks, blowing your hot seed
-			<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+			<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 				across $his entire back.
-			<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+			<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 				across $his back.
 			<<else>>
 				across $his lower back.
@@ -10047,7 +10050,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Force obedience using pain">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You shove $his unresisting<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>gravid<<else>>swollen<</if>><</if>> body over the couch and seize $his ballsack. When $he feels your tight grip $he spasms and tries to pull away reflexively, but goes limp when $he feels the agony of a warning squeeze. You fasten a tight rubber ring around the base of $his sack, leaving $him writhing on the couch in considerable discomfort. After letting $him wriggle for a while, you tell $him that $he can have it off when $he gets you off. $He scrabbles for your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>pussy and desperately starts to perform cunnilingus; after a while you get bored and ride $his face. You finally climax<<else>>dick and starts to desperately suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eat you out<</if>>; you let $him work for a while before getting bored and adding painful slaps to $his cheeks. You blow your load down $his throat<</if>> and then stand, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>brandishing the knife<<else>>swishing the knife through the air<</if>>. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$His eyes are huge<<else>>$He grimaces<</if>> with terror, but $he holds still. $His private parts have gone so numb that $he has to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>look down<<else>>run $his hand across $his scrotum<</if>> in trepidation to verify that you cut the rubber, not $him. $He leaves with the pins and needles working their agonizing way back into $him along with the blood flow to $his balls, promising tearfully to @@.gold;stay out of trouble.@@
+		You shove $his unresisting<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>gravid<<else>>swollen<</if>><</if>> body over the couch and seize $his ballsack. When $he feels your tight grip $he spasms and tries to pull away reflexively, but goes limp when $he feels the agony of a warning squeeze. You fasten a tight rubber ring around the base of $his sack, leaving $him writhing on the couch in considerable discomfort. After letting $him wriggle for a while, you tell $him that $he can have it off when $he gets you off. $He scrabbles for your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>pussy and desperately starts to perform cunnilingus; after a while you get bored and ride $his face. You finally climax<<else>>dick and starts to desperately suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eat you out<</if>>; you let $him work for a while before getting bored and adding painful slaps to $his cheeks. You blow your load down $his throat<</if>> and then stand, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>brandishing the knife<<else>>swishing the knife through the air<</if>>. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$His eyes are huge<<else>>$He grimaces<</if>> with terror, but $he holds still. $His private parts have gone so numb that $he has to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>look down<<else>>run $his hand across $his scrotum<</if>> in trepidation to verify that you cut the rubber, not $him. $He leaves with the pins and needles working their agonizing way back into $him along with the blood flow to $his balls, promising tearfully to @@.gold;stay out of trouble.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -10071,7 +10074,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "See how rough you can be and still get $him to cum">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		The aphrodisiac dosage $he's on will let $him orgasm to almost anything. You spend a few minutes playing with $his nipples, skillfully edging $him away from climax, and $he's almost vibrating with discomfort. $He's so desperate that $he sobs with relief when you order $him to <<if ($activeSlave.heels == 1) && ($activeSlave.shoes != "heels")>>kneel<<elseif ($activeSlave.shoes == "heels")>>totter up<<else>>stand<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>_belly belly <</if>>against a wall and spread $his buttocks. A little saliva and<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> a bit of your own pussyjuice, transferred by a couple of fingers, and<</if>> <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your vibrating strap-on<<else>>your dick<</if>> is up $his willing ass. The position is uncomfortable for $him, and you are not gentle, but $he comes anyway. By the end of the night $his butthole is so sore that $he <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>lies on $his side<<else>>lies on $his stomach<</if>> every chance $he gets. $His submissiveness @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+		The aphrodisiac dosage $he's on will let $him orgasm to almost anything. You spend a few minutes playing with $his nipples, skillfully edging $him away from climax, and $he's almost vibrating with discomfort. $He's so desperate that $he sobs with relief when you order $him to <<if ($activeSlave.heels == 1) && ($activeSlave.shoes != "heels")>>kneel<<elseif ($activeSlave.shoes == "heels")>>totter up<<else>>stand<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>_belly belly <</if>>against a wall and spread $his buttocks. A little saliva and<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> a bit of your own pussyjuice, transferred by a couple of fingers, and<</if>> <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your vibrating strap-on<<else>>your dick<</if>> is up $his willing ass. The position is uncomfortable for $him, and you are not gentle, but $he comes anyway. By the end of the night $his butthole is so sore that $he <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>lies on $his side<<else>>lies on $his stomach<</if>> every chance $he gets. $His submissiveness @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -10159,7 +10162,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				$his loosened vagina
 				<<set _didVaginal = 1>>
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and make $him eat your pussy for a quick aftershock,<</if>>
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and make $him eat your pussy for a quick aftershock,<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		and only then do you help $him back to $his feet. $He drips soap, water, and <<if $PC.dick == 0>>your juices<<else>>ejaculate<</if>>. @@.hotpink;$He has become more submissive.@@
 		<<if _didVaginal == 1 && _didAnal == 1>>
@@ -10204,7 +10207,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1, $activeSlave.fetishStrength = 65, $activeSlave.fetish = "pregnancy">>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 3, $activeSlave.trust += 3, $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $activeSlave.counter.vaginal++, $vaginalTotal++>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && canGetPregnant($activeSlave)>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && canGetPregnant($activeSlave)>>
 			<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 15, 0, -1)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -10218,7 +10221,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1, $activeSlave.fetishStrength = 65, $activeSlave.fetish = "submissive">>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.vagina = 1, $activeSlave.counter.vaginal++, $vaginalTotal++>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.preg == 0>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.preg == 0>>
 			<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 25, 0, -1)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -10233,7 +10236,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 			$His shivers reach a crescendo when you <<if $PC.dick == 0>>scissor yourself against<<else>>enter<</if>> $his warm, wet pussy, which convulsively flexes against your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>clit<<else>>rock hard dick<</if>>.
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.dick == 0>>You ride $his face,<<else>>You push your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and as much of the upper part of your pussy as you can manage<</if>> between $his thighs for some frottage,<</if>> lavishing attention on $his nipples to ensure that $he has fun, too.
+			<<if $PC.dick == 0>>You ride $his face,<<else>>You push your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and as much of the upper part of your pussy as you can manage<</if>> between $his thighs for some frottage,<</if>> lavishing attention on $his nipples to ensure that $he has fun, too.
 		<</if>>
 		$He leaves your office feeling @@.hotpink;very close to $his <<= WrittenMaster()>> indeed,@@ and seems to have forgotten $his unfucked butthole for now.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
@@ -10257,7 +10260,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1, $activeSlave.fetishStrength = 65, $activeSlave.fetish = "buttslut">>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 3, $activeSlave.trust += 3, $activeSlave.anus = 1, $activeSlave.counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.preg == 0>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.preg == 0>>
 			<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 15, 1, -1)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -10271,7 +10274,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1, $activeSlave.fetishStrength = 65, $activeSlave.fetish = "submissive">>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.anus = 1, $activeSlave.counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.preg == 0>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human" && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.preg == 0>>
 			<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 25, 1, -1)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
@@ -10322,7 +10325,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				gentle anal sex
 			<</if>>
-			for the rest of the night<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>>; whenever you go soft for a moment, all $he has to do is eat you out, and you're rock hard again<</if>><</if>>. As you move from position to position<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, and exploring several unusual ones thanks to $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>><</if>>, $he twists to face you whenever $he can. When $he manages it, $he kisses you when $he can reach your lips, and $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares deeply into your eyes<<else>>meets your face with $his own<</if>> when $he cannot. $His trust in you @@.mediumaquamarine;has increased.@@
+			for the rest of the night<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>>; whenever you go soft for a moment, all $he has to do is eat you out, and you're rock hard again<</if>><</if>>. As you move from position to position<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, and exploring several unusual ones thanks to $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>><</if>>, $he twists to face you whenever $he can. When $he manages it, $he kisses you when $he can reach your lips, and $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares deeply into your eyes<<else>>meets your face with $his own<</if>> when $he cannot. $His trust in you @@.mediumaquamarine;has increased.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<= VCheck.Both()>>
@@ -10339,7 +10342,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Assrape $him">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You order $him to kneel. $He looks hopeful and complies, but $his anticipation of enjoyable sex vanishes with a pathetic little gasp when you<<if $PC.dick == 0>> don a strap-on and<</if>> <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>use a couple of fingers to collect some of your pussyjuice for improvised lube<<else>>spit on $his butthole<</if>>. With only a little saliva as lubrication, you brutally sodomize $him, fucking $his <<if $seeRace == 1>>$activeSlave.race <</if>>ass to the limit of what you can get away with without damaging $him.
+			You order $him to kneel. $He looks hopeful and complies, but $his anticipation of enjoyable sex vanishes with a pathetic little gasp when you<<if $PC.dick == 0>> don a strap-on and<</if>> <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>use a couple of fingers to collect some of your pussyjuice for improvised lube<<else>>spit on $his butthole<</if>>. With only a little saliva as lubrication, you brutally sodomize $him, fucking $his <<if $seeRace == 1>>$activeSlave.race <</if>>ass to the limit of what you can get away with without damaging $him.
 			<<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut" && $activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) || ($activeSlave.energy > 95)) && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 				$He loves anal so much that after a while pleasure overwhelms pain to the extent that $he manages a @@.hotpink;sobbing orgasm.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -10509,7 +10512,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<case "incubus">>
 			using _hisA hands to make a heart shape around _hisA erection as _heA thrusts.
 		<<case "succubus">>
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>forms an "O" with _hisA lips and makes exaggerated head bobbing motions<<else>>forms a "V" with _hisA fingers and wiggles _hisA tongue in it<</if>>.
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>forms an "O" with _hisA lips and makes exaggerated head bobbing motions<<else>>forms a "V" with _hisA fingers and wiggles _hisA tongue in it<</if>>.
 		<<case "imp">>
 			flapping around and cackling manically.
 		<<case "witch">>
@@ -10646,11 +10649,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			I need it <<s>>o bad right now, plea<<s>>e rip off my cha<<s>>tity and fuck me <<s>>en<<s>>ele<<ss>>."
 		<</if>>
-		A vague hint of embarrassment at begging for <<if $PC.dick == 1>>a hard<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>futa<</if>> dicking<<else>>your strap-on<</if>> flickers across $his face, but hope for sexual release extinguishes it quickly.
+		A vague hint of embarrassment at begging for <<if $PC.dick != 0>>a hard<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>futa<</if>> dicking<<else>>your strap-on<</if>> flickers across $his face, but hope for sexual release extinguishes it quickly.
 		<br><br>
 		<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave) || canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-			$He groans with relief as your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>phallus<</if>> enters $him. $He does not orgasm immediately, but $he knows sweet release is coming. You have $him atop your desk, on $his back, and $he's participating in $his own sexual degradation by holding $his legs spread wide apart for you. "Ohh," $he moans as you fuck $him, "thank you for telling me why I feel thi<<s>> way, <<Master>>. I gue<<ss>> thi<<s>> i<<s>> how I, oh, am now? Oh, oh, it feel<<s>> <<s>>o g-good! Ye<<s>>! AHH!"
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			$He groans with relief as your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>phallus<</if>> enters $him. $He does not orgasm immediately, but $he knows sweet release is coming. You have $him atop your desk, on $his back, and $he's participating in $his own sexual degradation by holding $his legs spread wide apart for you. "Ohh," $he moans as you fuck $him, "thank you for telling me why I feel thi<<s>> way, <<Master>>. I gue<<ss>> thi<<s>> i<<s>> how I, oh, am now? Oh, oh, it feel<<s>> <<s>>o g-good! Ye<<s>>! AHH!"
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				$His
 				<<if ($activeSlave.vagina > 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 					cunt
@@ -10742,7 +10745,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			You observe, noncommittally, that $he seems ready to get off.
-			"Ye<<s>> <<Master>>!" $he squeals, too <<if $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -50>>horny<<else>>stupid<</if>> to notice the sarcasm. Sighing inwardly, you slide yourself back from your desk and glance downward significantly, indicating your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and pussy<</if>><<else>>girl parts<</if>>. $He hurries over, almost throwing $himself at your feet in $his eagerness. "Touch yourself", you say, making it an imperious command rather than kind permission. $He moans into your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>cunt<</if>> with gratitude as $he
+			"Ye<<s>> <<Master>>!" $he squeals, too <<if $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -50>>horny<<else>>stupid<</if>> to notice the sarcasm. Sighing inwardly, you slide yourself back from your desk and glance downward significantly, indicating your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and pussy<</if>><<else>>girl parts<</if>>. $He hurries over, almost throwing $himself at your feet in $his eagerness. "Touch yourself", you say, making it an imperious command rather than kind permission. $He moans into your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>cunt<</if>> with gratitude as $he
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.dick > 0 && !($activeSlave.chastityPenis)>>
 					wraps one hand around $his dick and slips the other into $his pussy.
@@ -10787,7 +10790,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				brings $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to $his breasts to <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>tease $his erect<<else>>finger $his swollen<</if>> nipples.
 			<</if>>
 			<br><br>
-			$He's extremely pent up, and orgasms twice with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick in $his mouth<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> first and $his tongue quivering along your pussylips second<</if>><<else>>$his mouth on your cunt<</if>>. The mental effects of this formative little experience are impossible to control with precision. Over the next few days, you notice that whenever <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$he sees you<<else>>you see $him<</if>>,
+			$He's extremely pent up, and orgasms twice with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick in $his mouth<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> first and $his tongue quivering along your pussylips second<</if>><<else>>$his mouth on your cunt<</if>>. The mental effects of this formative little experience are impossible to control with precision. Over the next few days, you notice that whenever <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$he sees you<<else>>you see $him<</if>>,
 			<<if (random(0,1) == 1)>>
 				$he licks $his lips unconsciously. $He seems to be developing the beginnings of a lovely @@.lightcoral;oral fixation.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.fetish = "cumslut", $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1, $activeSlave.fetishStrength = 10>>
@@ -10804,7 +10807,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<br><<link "Make $him cum like a girl">>
 			<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
-				You order $him to get $his ass up on your desk. $He obeys, though not without a flicker of trepidation. $He points $his butt at you like a sex slave should, and doesn't crane around to see what you're doing behind $him, but $he's stiff with the awareness that <<if $PC.dick == 1>>there's almost certainly a hard<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> futa<</if>> dick about<<else>>you're almost certainly donning a strap-on<</if>> to slide inside $his girly asspussy. $He's not wrong, and $he lets out a little moan as <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cockhead<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, which you kindly lubed with a bit of your pussyjuice,<</if>><<else>>its broad tip<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>slides easily inside $his whorish anus<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>slides up $his experienced butthole<<else>>forces its way inside $his tight sphincter<</if>>.
+				You order $him to get $his ass up on your desk. $He obeys, though not without a flicker of trepidation. $He points $his butt at you like a sex slave should, and doesn't crane around to see what you're doing behind $him, but $he's stiff with the awareness that <<if $PC.dick != 0>>there's almost certainly a hard<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> futa<</if>> dick about<<else>>you're almost certainly donning a strap-on<</if>> to slide inside $his girly asspussy. $He's not wrong, and $he lets out a little moan as <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cockhead<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, which you kindly lubed with a bit of your pussyjuice,<</if>><<else>>its broad tip<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>slides easily inside $his whorish anus<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>slides up $his experienced butthole<<else>>forces its way inside $his tight sphincter<</if>>.
 				<br><br>
 				As you fuck $him, you pull $his torso up so you can play with $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>udders<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>tits<<else>>nipples<</if>> and whisper manipulation into $his ear. You tell $him $he's about to cum like a girl. $He says nothing, but $his body language communicates incomprehension. Girls, you tell $him, cum when they get fucked. They cum when <<if $PC.title == 1>>guys<<else>>their betters<</if>> stick dick inside them. $He bursts into tears, sobbing with shame and degradation even as $he shakes and <<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>>squirts cum<<else>>dribbles ejaculate<</if>>. The next time $he sees you,
 				<<if (random(0,1) == 1)>>
@@ -10821,7 +10824,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<br><<link "Work on broadening $his sexual horizons">>
 			<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
-				$He seems a little too focused on $his hot cunt. You order $him to get up on your desk, and $he obeys eagerly, $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> shining<<else>>facial expression filled<</if>> with lust. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>They focus<<else>>$He focuses<</if>> on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock as you bring it to bear<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, not to mention the pussy at its base<</if>><<else>>your strap-on as you step into it<</if>>, and $he's about to express $his gratitude when you push the slave, who is sitting on the edge of your desk with $his legs spread to provide you access to $his pussy, over onto $his back. $He barely has time to reorient $himself when $he feels <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>a sudden fullness in $his loose ass<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>a presence inside $his experienced ass<<else>>something starting to push its way up $his poor little bottom<</if>>.
+				$He seems a little too focused on $his hot cunt. You order $him to get up on your desk, and $he obeys eagerly, $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> shining<<else>>facial expression filled<</if>> with lust. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>They focus<<else>>$He focuses<</if>> on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock as you bring it to bear<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, not to mention the pussy at its base<</if>><<else>>your strap-on as you step into it<</if>>, and $he's about to express $his gratitude when you push the slave, who is sitting on the edge of your desk with $his legs spread to provide you access to $his pussy, over onto $his back. $He barely has time to reorient $himself when $he feels <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>a sudden fullness in $his loose ass<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>a presence inside $his experienced ass<<else>>something starting to push its way up $his poor little bottom<</if>>.
 				<br><br>
 				$He cannot hide $his disappointment, but has the presence of mind not to protest as you assfuck $him hard enough that $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>ridiculous tits almost hit $him in the face with each stroke<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>big boobs bounce all over the place<<else>>boobs bounce<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> and taut belly is forced back<</if>>. $His orgasm sneaks up on $him, and comes by surprise, forcing a squeal out of $him as $his sphincter tightens down involuntarily. $He gets up gingerly, clearly feeling sore,
 				<<if (random(0,1) == 1)>>
@@ -10859,13 +10862,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		waist. Your hands, thus freed to grope $him, tenderly hold $his head and neck instead, cupping $his <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>gorgeous<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= -10>>pretty<<else>>homely<</if>> jawline and making $him moan at the intimacy.
 		<br><br>
 		$He's completely forgotten $his troubles, and you see that it stays that way. You consider yourself something of an expert on human stimulation at this point, and you manage $hers expertly. (Admittedly, you're also cheating, using discreet scanning of $his vital signs to check on $his state of arousal.) Whenever $he's in danger of achieving an erection, which would remind $him of $his chastity cage with a twinge of discomfort, you cool your makeout session off slightly, massaging $him capably instead of kissing $him deeply. After some time, $he shudders, to $his own complete surprise and to your unsurprised satisfaction. $He's just done what in a normal sexual encounter would be considered premature ejaculation, since you wrought $him to such a subtle state of arousal that $he got off without really getting hard. $He can muster no coherent response, but @@.mediumaquamarine;hugs you convulsively,@@ sobbing into your
-		<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-			enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-			huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-			big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> firm<</if>> breasts
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+			enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+			huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+			big<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> firm<</if>> breasts
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 			boobs
 		<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset">>
 			strong shoulder
@@ -10885,7 +10888,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You agree, on the condition that $he be a good little bitch like $he promised. $He thanks you frantically, following you with mixed relief, gratitude, and deep terror as you lead $him to the surgery. It's a medically simple procedure, but $he's @@.red;retained for recovery@@ for some time, a common precaution in your penthouse where the surgery affects an area that might be reinjured by sexual use without a short break for the curatives to take effect. When the medical equipment verifies that $he can be fucked without pain or danger to $his health, you order $him to come back up to your office. $He is a @@.hotpink;very good little bitch,@@
 		<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-			taking <<if $PC.dick == 1>>a hard buttfuck<<else>>a hard anal fingerfuck<</if>> with apparent enthusiasm and a strong orgasm, though of course $his continued use of a chastity cage conceals almost all the effects.
+			taking <<if $PC.dick != 0>>a hard buttfuck<<else>>a hard anal fingerfuck<</if>> with apparent enthusiasm and a strong orgasm, though of course $his continued use of a chastity cage conceals almost all the effects.
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 		<<else>>
 			enduring all of your teasing without the slightest hint of an erection. Even though $his chastity blocks the use of $his ass, you still focus most of your attention on $his rear for the day the belt comes off.
@@ -10909,15 +10912,15 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Use $his cage to torture $him">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You make no reply at all, but walk around to stand behind the slave. $He knows $he's fucked, and starts to shake with fear. You put a foot on $his ass and shove $him down<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> so $his rear is pointed into the air again<<else>> to lie flat on the floor<</if>>, and then straddle $him, shoving <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> futa<</if>> cock up $his butt<<else>>one more finger than $he can comfortably take up $his butt<</if>>. $He tries to beg some more, but you give $him a warning slap, and $he shuts up. Despite your roughness, $he's so horny that $he starts to get hard. You can't see or feel this directly, of course, but it's easy to tell from $his desperate sobbing and involuntary writhing, and the lovely spasming of $his anal sphincter. $His tears dry up as $he builds towards a climax; orgasm might be an uncomfortable experience for $him, but it will buy $him a few minutes free of discomfort.
+			You make no reply at all, but walk around to stand behind the slave. $He knows $he's fucked, and starts to shake with fear. You put a foot on $his ass and shove $him down<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> so $his rear is pointed into the air again<<else>> to lie flat on the floor<</if>>, and then straddle $him, shoving <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> futa<</if>> cock up $his butt<<else>>one more finger than $he can comfortably take up $his butt<</if>>. $He tries to beg some more, but you give $him a warning slap, and $he shuts up. Despite your roughness, $he's so horny that $he starts to get hard. You can't see or feel this directly, of course, but it's easy to tell from $his desperate sobbing and involuntary writhing, and the lovely spasming of $his anal sphincter. $His tears dry up as $he builds towards a climax; orgasm might be an uncomfortable experience for $him, but it will buy $him a few minutes free of discomfort.
 			<br><br>
-			But $he's to be disappointed. You <<if $PC.dick == 1>>worm a hand down between $his ass and your stomach, and shove a finger up inside $him, alongside your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, dexterously using the thumb of that hand to stroke your own pussy<</if>><<else>>use the hand that isn't fucking $him to pull one of $his arms around behind $him into a painful joint lock<</if>>. The pain ruins $his building orgasm, and $he cries with frustration and @@.gold;despair@@ as $he realizes that $he won't be getting off today. You force $him to experience this horrible near-release twice more, bringing $him to a terribly uncomfortable state of arousal and then using sudden pain to destroy any chance $he has of getting relief. All the wriggling and jerking around is good for you, though.
+			But $he's to be disappointed. You <<if $PC.dick != 0>>worm a hand down between $his ass and your stomach, and shove a finger up inside $him, alongside your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, dexterously using the thumb of that hand to stroke your own pussy<</if>><<else>>use the hand that isn't fucking $him to pull one of $his arms around behind $him into a painful joint lock<</if>>. The pain ruins $his building orgasm, and $he cries with frustration and @@.gold;despair@@ as $he realizes that $he won't be getting off today. You force $him to experience this horrible near-release twice more, bringing $him to a terribly uncomfortable state of arousal and then using sudden pain to destroy any chance $he has of getting relief. All the wriggling and jerking around is good for you, though.
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 4>>
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.anus == 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if ((($activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy" && $PC.belly >= 5000) || ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut" && $PC.balls > 2) || ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $PC.boobsBonus >= 3)) && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) || ((($activeSlave.attrXX > 70 && $activeSlave.attrXY < 50 && $PC.title == 0 && $PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.dick == 0) || ($activeSlave.attrXY > 70 && $activeSlave.attrXX < 50 && $PC.title == 1 && $PC.vagina == 0 && $PC.dick == 1)) && $activeSlave.attrKnown == 1)>>
+<<if ((($activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy" && $PC.belly >= 5000) || ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut" && $PC.balls >= 14) || ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $PC.boobs >= 1400)) && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) || ((($activeSlave.attrXX > 70 && $activeSlave.attrXY < 50 && $PC.title == 0 && $PC.vagina != -1 && $PC.dick == 0) || ($activeSlave.attrXY > 70 && $activeSlave.attrXX < 50 && $PC.title == 1 && $PC.vagina == 0 && $PC.dick != 0)) && $activeSlave.attrKnown == 1)>>
 	<br><<link "Use your body to make $his cage feel even tighter">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -10950,21 +10953,21 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<else>>
 						pregnant belly.
 					<</if>>
-					$He tries to recoil, bringing a hand to your middle. You catch it and run it along your motherly curve to your popped navel. You trace $his hand around is as $he groans at the sensation, $his dick rapidly hardening at the feel of your motherly body. You make sure to play off $his pregnancy fetish in every way possible until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
+					$He tries to recoil, bringing a hand to your middle. You catch it and run it along your motherly curve to your popped navel. You trace $his hand around it as $he groans at the sensation, $his dick rapidly hardening at the feel of your motherly body. You make sure to play off $his pregnancy fetish in every way possible until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
 				<</if>>
-			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut" && $PC.balls > 2)>>
+			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut" && $PC.balls >= 14)>>
 				<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>
 					$He questions what you mean until you begin sensually caressing your massive balls and slowly stripping down. You quickly bring yourself erect and start to jack off. $He groans at the sight, licking $his lips a the thought of your coming load as $his dick rapidly hardens. You tease yourself and hype up just how big and messy your orgasm will be, making $him quiver with painful arousal. You moan as you feel the distinct sensation of your coming ejaculation, the sheer amount of sperm moving through you takes some time to release. You hug your nuts, thrusting repeatedly until the wave of cum forces its way out of your throbbing dick. You sigh with relief, just to rub it in $his face.
 				<<else>>
 					$He questions what you mean until you strip down and pull $his face directly into your massive balls. $He tries to recoil, bringing $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to the immense spheres. You catch them and use one to massage your nuts and encourage a nice big load for $him and the other the help jack you off. You can feel $him shaking from the pressure on $his dick. Not only do you paint $him with seed, but you sigh loudly with relief, just to rub it in.
 				<</if>>
-			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $PC.boobsBonus >= 3)>>
+			<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $PC.boobs >= 1400)>>
 				<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>
-					$He questions what you mean until you pull your arms back, forcing your enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts to pop free of your top. $He groans at the sight, $his dick rapidly hardening at the view of your impressive rack. You make sure to play off $his tit fetish in every way possible until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
+					$He questions what you mean until you pull your arms back, forcing your enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts to pop free of your top. $He groans at the sight, $his dick rapidly hardening at the view of your impressive rack. You make sure to play off $his tit fetish in every way possible until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
 				<<else>>
-					$He questions what you mean until you grab $his head and push $his face against your enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts. $He tries to recoil, bringing $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to your breasts. You continue burying $his face in your rack as $he begins to grope you. $He groans at the sensation, $his dick rapidly hardening at the feel of your lovely tits. You make sure to play off $his boob fetish in every way possible until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
+					$He questions what you mean until you grab $his head and push $his face against your enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts. $He tries to recoil, bringing $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to your breasts. You continue burying $his face in your rack as $he begins to grope you. $He groans at the sensation, $his dick rapidly hardening at the feel of your lovely tits. You make sure to play off $his boob fetish in every way possible until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
 				<</if>>
-			<<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXX > 70 && $activeSlave.attrXY < 50 && $PC.title == 0 && $PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.dick == 0)>>
+			<<elseif ($activeSlave.attrXX > 70 && $activeSlave.attrXY < 50 && $PC.title == 0 && $PC.vagina != -1 && $PC.dick == 0)>>
 				<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>
 					$He questions what you mean until you begin your strip tease. $He groans at the sight, $his dick rapidly hardening at the view of your tits and pussy. You know just how arousing $he finds the female form, and you play off that until the aroused slave is in tears from the pressure on $his cock.
 				<<else>>
@@ -11077,7 +11080,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			After some continued whining through $his tears, $he gives up and just @@.gold;lets you@@ rape $his sore vagina.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 		<</if>>
-		When you finally <<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>fill $his <<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>butt<<else>>pussy<</if>> with your ejaculate and pull out,<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> the motion releasing a waft of the combined cum and pussyjuice smell of a satisfied futa,<</if>><<else>>shudder with orgasm and withdraw your strap-on,<</if>> $he slumps and turns to go, looking a bit sad for some reason.
+		When you finally <<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>fill $his <<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>butt<<else>>pussy<</if>> with your ejaculate and pull out,<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> the motion releasing a waft of the combined cum and pussyjuice smell of a satisfied futa,<</if>><<else>>shudder with orgasm and withdraw your strap-on,<</if>> $he slumps and turns to go, looking a bit sad for some reason.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -11090,7 +11093,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			$He manages to beg, "Plea<<s>>e no, <<Master>> —"
 		<</if>>
-		before you give $him a hard warning slap on the ass to shut $him up. $He's quiet, but starts to sob a little when $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 0>>the head of a strap-on<<else>>an invading<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> futa<</if>> cockhead<</if>> against $his
+		before you give $him a hard warning slap on the ass to shut $him up. $He's quiet, but starts to sob a little when $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 0>>the head of a strap-on<<else>>an invading<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> futa<</if>> cockhead<</if>> against $his
 		<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 			anus.
 			<<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>
@@ -11298,13 +11301,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					mouth is right at the edge of the desk. You give it a good fuck and then
 					<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 3, $oralTotal += 3>>
 				<</if>>
-				order $him brusquely to clean up and come right back. You use $him as a nice little desktop <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cockholster<<else>>sex toy<</if>> for the rest of the day.
+				order $him brusquely to clean up and come right back. You use $him as a nice little desktop <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cockholster<<else>>sex toy<</if>> for the rest of the day.
 			<<case "cumslut">>
-				get under your desk and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck a dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eat a pussy<</if>><<else>>eat pussy<</if>> while you work.
+				get under your desk and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck a dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eat a pussy<</if>><<else>>eat pussy<</if>> while you work.
 				<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>>
 					As $his _belly belly bumps into you, you sigh and swivel your chair to the side; there is no way $he'll fit under there in $his bloated state.
 				<</if>>
-				$He's so horny that $he's barely got <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock into $his mouth<<else>>$his lips and tongue on your cunt<</if>> before $he climaxes spontaneously, shivering and moaning nicely. You keep $him down there for a while, doing light work and orgasming occasionally as $he gently <<if $PC.dick == 1>>blows you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eats you out<</if>><<else>>lavishes attention on your wet vagina<</if>>.
+				$He's so horny that $he's barely got <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock into $his mouth<<else>>$his lips and tongue on your cunt<</if>> before $he climaxes spontaneously, shivering and moaning nicely. You keep $him down there for a while, doing light work and orgasming occasionally as $he gently <<if $PC.dick != 0>>blows you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eats you out<</if>><<else>>lavishes attention on your wet vagina<</if>>.
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 3, $oralTotal += 3>>
 			<<case "humiliation">>
 				run an unimportant message to a citizen across $arcologies[0].name. Naked. $He blushes with mixed embarrassment and anticipation. $He's so pent up that before taking ten steps out of your penthouse entryway and towards $his objective, the open stares $his naked, horny body is getting push $him over the edge.
@@ -11335,7 +11338,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<case "buttslut">>
 				sit on your lap.
 				<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-					$He climaxes the instant your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dickhead<<else>>strap-on<</if>> touches $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>anal gape<<else>>pucker<</if>>, but $he knows this is just the start, and $he laughs with pleasure as $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>lewd sphincter loosely squeezes<<else>>sphincter tightens against<</if>> the base of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You
+					$He climaxes the instant your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dickhead<<else>>strap-on<</if>> touches $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>anal gape<<else>>pucker<</if>>, but $he knows this is just the start, and $he laughs with pleasure as $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>lewd sphincter loosely squeezes<<else>>sphincter tightens against<</if>> the base of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You
 					<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
 						spread your legs more and shove the<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant, <</if>>giggling buttslut down so $his _belly belly and chest are between your legs, lower your chair a little, and slide yourself back towards your desk to work.
 					<<else>>
@@ -11343,13 +11346,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 					$He wraps $his legs around the back of the chair and hugs your knees with $his arms, securing $himself
 					<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
-						to you as an anal cocksleeve for as long as you feel like keeping <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your penis lodged up a compliant butthole<<else>>the happy buttslut nice and full<</if>>.
+						to you as an anal cocksleeve for as long as you feel like keeping <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your penis lodged up a compliant butthole<<else>>the happy buttslut nice and full<</if>>.
 					<<else>>
-						under the desk as an anal cocksleeve for as long as you feel like keeping <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your penis lodged up a compliant butthole<<else>>the happy buttslut trapped under there<</if>>.
+						under the desk as an anal cocksleeve for as long as you feel like keeping <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your penis lodged up a compliant butthole<<else>>the happy buttslut trapped under there<</if>>.
 					<</if>>
 					<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 				<<else>>
-					$He climaxes the instant your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dickhead<<else>>strap-on<</if>> squeezes between $his
+					$He climaxes the instant your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dickhead<<else>>strap-on<</if>> squeezes between $his
 					<<if $activeSlave.butt < 2>>
 						flat, tight cheeks,
 					<<elseif $activeSlave.butt <= 2>>
@@ -11371,7 +11374,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<elseif $activeSlave.butt <= 20>>
 						couch-like, super jiggly ass cheeks,
 					<</if>>
-					but $he knows this is just the start, and $he laughs with pleasure as hug $his rear around <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You
+					but $he knows this is just the start, and $he laughs with pleasure as hug $his rear around <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You
 					<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
 						spread your legs more and shove the<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant, <</if>>giggling buttslut down so $his _belly belly and chest are between your legs, lower your chair a little, and slide yourself back towards your desk to work.
 					<<else>>
@@ -11379,7 +11382,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 					$He wraps $his legs around the back of the chair and hugs your knees with $his arms, securing $himself
 					<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
-						to you as an a cockbun for as long as you feel like keeping <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your penis wrapped in a happy buttslut<<else>>the happy buttslut entertained<</if>>.
+						to you as an a cockbun for as long as you feel like keeping <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your penis wrapped in a happy buttslut<<else>>the happy buttslut entertained<</if>>.
 					<<else>>
 						under the desk as a cockbun for as long as you feel like keeping the happy buttslut trapped under there.
 					<</if>>
@@ -11455,7 +11458,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					$He gasps and shudders against you.
 					<<set $activeSlave.counter.mammary++, $mammaryTotal++>>
 				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>
-					join you on the couch. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>You orgasm inside $him promptly, and then tell $him you'll be leaving your seed inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<<else>>You use a strap-on with a fluid reservoir, and you trigger it promptly, releasing a gush of warm fluid into $him. You tell $him you'll be leaving it inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<</if>> $He gasps at the appeal of the idea and grinds $himself against you hungrily.
+					join you on the couch. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>You orgasm inside $him promptly, and then tell $him you'll be leaving your seed inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<<else>>You use a strap-on with a fluid reservoir, and you trigger it promptly, releasing a gush of warm fluid into $him. You tell $him you'll be leaving it inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<</if>> $He gasps at the appeal of the idea and grinds $himself against you hungrily.
 					<<if !canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 						<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
 							$He's already pregnant, but that doesn't disrupt $his fantasy of being even more pregnant.
@@ -11468,7 +11471,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 						<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					join you on the couch. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>You orgasm inside $him promptly, and then tell $him you'll be leaving your seed inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<<else>>You use a strap-on with a fluid reservoir, and you trigger it promptly, releasing a gush of warm fluid into $him. You tell $him you'll be leaving it inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<</if>> $He gasps at the appeal of the idea and grinds $himself against you hungrily.
+					join you on the couch. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>You orgasm inside $him promptly, and then tell $him you'll be leaving your seed inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<<else>>You use a strap-on with a fluid reservoir, and you trigger it promptly, releasing a gush of warm fluid into $him. You tell $him you'll be leaving it inside $him to do its work while you have $him again.<</if>> $He gasps at the appeal of the idea and grinds $himself against you hungrily.
 					<<if !canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 						<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
 							$He's eager to get pregnant and intends to put $his asspussy to use.
@@ -11513,7 +11516,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<<link "while $he sucks">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You tell $him that $he deserves a way to get off for coming to tell you rather than breaking the rules. From now on, $he can come to you and ask to <<if $PC.dick == 0>>perform cunnilingus on you<<else>>blow you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eat you out<</if>><</if>>, and masturbate while $he does. $He nods through $his tears and hurriedly gets to $his knees, gagging in $his clumsy eagerness, crying a little with relief as $he masturbates furiously<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>> and does $his best to simultaneously please both a cock and a cunt with only one mouth<</if>><</if>>. $He doesn't even pause after $his first orgasm; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+			You tell $him that $he deserves a way to get off for coming to tell you rather than breaking the rules. From now on, $he can come to you and ask to <<if $PC.dick == 0>>perform cunnilingus on you<<else>>blow you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eat you out<</if>><</if>>, and masturbate while $he does. $He nods through $his tears and hurriedly gets to $his knees, gagging in $his clumsy eagerness, crying a little with relief as $he masturbates furiously<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>> and does $his best to simultaneously please both a cock and a cunt with only one mouth<</if>><</if>>. $He doesn't even pause after $his first orgasm; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 5, $oralTotal += 5, $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.fetishStrength += 4>>
@@ -11529,7 +11532,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<<link "during nipple play">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You tell $him that $he deserves a way to get off for coming to tell you rather than breaking the rules. From now on, $he can come to you and offer you $his breasts; $he will be allowed to masturbate while you do. $He nods through $his tears and hurriedly presents $his chest, crying a little with relief as $he feels <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>you nip a nipple with your teeth<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>your dick slip into a nipple<<else>>your tongue penetrate into $his nipple<</if>>. $He masturbates furiously, not even pausing after $his first orgasm; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+			You tell $him that $he deserves a way to get off for coming to tell you rather than breaking the rules. From now on, $he can come to you and offer you $his breasts; $he will be allowed to masturbate while you do. $He nods through $his tears and hurriedly presents $his chest, crying a little with relief as $he feels <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>you nip a nipple with your teeth<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>your dick slip into a nipple<<else>>your tongue penetrate into $his nipple<</if>>. $He masturbates furiously, not even pausing after $his first orgasm; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.mammary += 5, $mammaryTotal += 5, $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.fetishStrength += 4>>
@@ -11605,7 +11608,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rolls onto $his face to hump $himself against $his hand, against the desk.
 				<</if>>
-				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> use a little manual stimulation of your pussy to force yourself to total hardness again and<</if>> resume thrusting<<else>>Your cum leaks out of $his used cunt and onto $his working hand<</if>>; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> use a little manual stimulation of your pussy to force yourself to total hardness again and<</if>> resume thrusting<<else>>Your cum leaks out of $his used cunt and onto $his working hand<</if>>; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal(5)>>
 			<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				For the rest of the week, $he can come to you and offer you $his <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 3)>>hopelessly gaped rectum<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>big slit of an asspussy<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>nice asspussy<<else>>tight asshole<</if>>; $he will be allowed to masturbate after, but only after, you are finished with $him. $He nods through $his tears and <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>struggles to get<<else>>hurriedly gets<</if>> up on your desk, lying on $his side and using one hand to spread $his buttocks apart while the other is poised to touch $himself. $He starts crying a little with relief as $he feels you slowly insert <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your cock<</if>> into $his spasming rectum. You are not gentle, and despite the anal stimulation $he does not orgasm by the time you <<if $PC.dick == 0>>climax to the vibrations of the strap-on, and the pleasure of buttfucking a bitch<<else>>blow your load in $his ass<</if>>. $He's so eager to get off $he doesn't bother to move, and just
@@ -11614,10 +11617,10 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					rolls onto $his face to hump $himself against $his hand, against the desk.
 				<</if>>
-				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> use a little manual stimulation of your pussy to force yourself to total hardness again and<</if>> resume thrusting<<else>>Your cum leaks out of $his used backdoor and onto $his working hand<</if>>; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> use a little manual stimulation of your pussy to force yourself to total hardness again and<</if>> resume thrusting<<else>>Your cum leaks out of $his used backdoor and onto $his working hand<</if>>; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 				<<= VCheck.Anal(5)>>
 			<<else>>
-				For the rest of the week, $he can come to you and politely ask to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<else>>eat you out<</if>>; $he will be allowed to masturbate after, but only after, you are satisfied. $He nods through $his tears and
+				For the rest of the week, $he can come to you and politely ask to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<else>>eat you out<</if>>; $he will be allowed to masturbate after, but only after, you are satisfied. $He nods through $his tears and
 				<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
 					leans over $his _belly stomach,
 				<<else>>
@@ -11628,13 +11631,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<</if>>
 					to $his knees,
 				<</if>>
-				where $he brings $his face to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>erect cock<<else>>moist pussy<</if>> and $his hand to $his crotch. $He starts crying a little with relief as $he feels you slowly <<if $PC.dick == 0>>push your slit against<<else>>insert your cock into<</if>> $his mouth. You are not gentle, and by the time you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>blow your load down $his throat<<else>>splash $his face with your girlcum<</if>>, $he still hasn't reached $his climax. $He's so eager to get off $he doesn't bother to move, and just humps $himself against $his hand, against
+				where $he brings $his face to your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>erect cock<<else>>moist pussy<</if>> and $his hand to $his crotch. $He starts crying a little with relief as $he feels you slowly <<if $PC.dick == 0>>push your slit against<<else>>insert your cock into<</if>> $his mouth. You are not gentle, and by the time you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>blow your load down $his throat<<else>>splash $his face with your girlcum<</if>>, $he still hasn't reached $his climax. $He's so eager to get off $he doesn't bother to move, and just humps $himself against $his hand, against
 				<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
 					$his belly.
 				<<else>>
 					your leg.
 				<</if>>
-				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> use a little manual stimulation of your pussy to force yourself to total hardness again and<</if>> resume thrusting<<else>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you pull $his face back to your crotch for a second round<</if>>; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
+				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> use a little manual stimulation of your pussy to force yourself to total hardness again and<</if>> resume thrusting<<else>>After the momentary pause of your climax, you pull $his face back to your crotch for a second round<</if>>; $his acceptance of sexual slavery @@.hotpink;has increased.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 5, $oralTotal += 5>>
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
@@ -11729,7 +11732,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$He does, but the simple movement is agonizing and $he shrieks in spite of $himself.
 			<</if>>
-			You slide <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your turgid cock<<else>>a big strap-on<</if>> into $him and seize $him by $his
+			You slide <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your turgid cock<<else>>a big strap-on<</if>> into $him and seize $him by $his
 			<<if $activeSlave.weight > 160>>
 				extremely well padded
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 95>>
@@ -11749,9 +11752,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			"Plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>! AAAH! It hurt<<s>>! It AAAH hurt<<s>> <<s>>-<<s>>o b-baAAAH!"
 			It hurts so badly, in fact, that $he doesn't seem to notice what you're doing to $his lower half, other than the motion it produces in $his upper half. Amused by the realization,
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-				you pull your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>phallus<</if>> out of $him and shove it up $his butthole without warning.
+				you pull your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>phallus<</if>> out of $him and shove it up $his butthole without warning.
 			<<else>>
-				you insert a couple of fingers alongside your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>phallus<</if>>.
+				you insert a couple of fingers alongside your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>phallus<</if>>.
 			<</if>>
 			$He just goes on screaming about how much $his boobs hurt. Eventually, you tire of $his bellowing, so you reach around and pop <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>$his nipples out one by one<<else>>finger into each nipple<</if>>. The shrieking reaches a paroxysm, but once they're <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>protruded<<else>>opened<</if>>, the milk begins to jet out of $him in a pair of uninterrupted streams. $He collapses forward onto $his face, crying with relief as the pain in $his breasts recedes. As it does, $he finally begins to notice
 			<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -11890,7 +11893,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				You scoop $activeSlave.slaveName's limbless form up and carry $him out.
 			<</if>>
-			You take $him to a lovely open balcony and seat yourself on a bench surrounded by the lush greenery and flowing water of $arcologies[0].name's food systems. You pull $his ass down onto your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>rigid cock<</if>> so $he can offer everything else to the public.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>> They know not to presume to use the pussy located beneath your thrusting cock.<</if>><</if>>
+			You take $him to a lovely open balcony and seat yourself on a bench surrounded by the lush greenery and flowing water of $arcologies[0].name's food systems. You pull $his ass down onto your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>rigid cock<</if>> so $he can offer everything else to the public.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>> They know not to presume to use the pussy located beneath your thrusting cock.<</if>><</if>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				For several hours, citizens come and go, most choosing to fuck $his wet and available pussy. You climax repeatedly from the <<if $PC.dick == 0>>titillating nature of<<else>>extra fullness of $his butt during<</if>> double penetration, and by the time you're finished $he's dripping ejaculate from both $his holes.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 120000>>
@@ -12009,7 +12012,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				pussy
 			<</if>>
-			hard and fast, doggy style. $He's clearly got a lot of experience, so $he takes the pounding well. Before long $he's happily moaning and begging, pushing $himself back into you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and using a hand thrust back between $his own legs to stimulate your pussy<</if>>. You thrust deep inside $him. $He thanks you and wishes you a happy millenary. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become much more trusting@@ of $his place with you.
+			hard and fast, doggy style. $He's clearly got a lot of experience, so $he takes the pounding well. Before long $he's happily moaning and begging, pushing $himself back into you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and using a hand thrust back between $his own legs to stimulate your pussy<</if>>. You thrust deep inside $him. $He thanks you and wishes you a happy millenary. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become much more trusting@@ of $his place with you.
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -12076,14 +12079,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					play with $himself as much as $he can manage
 				<</if>>
-				as $his asshole takes its first fuck of the night. You let $him change positions between each slave, and by the end $he's draped limply across the arm of your chair so $he can tiredly <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>nibble your pussylips<<else>>suck on your balls one at a time<</if>> as the last few slaves, taking advantage of $his enormously gaped butt, slide lubricated hands in and out of $his rectum while giggling at the perversion and playing with each other. As the final slave withdraws their hand, $activeSlave.slaveName crawls into your lap and burrows $his face
-				<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-					between your enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-				<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-					between your huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> breasts
-				<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-					between your big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> firm<</if>> breasts
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+				as $his asshole takes its first fuck of the night. You let $him change positions between each slave, and by the end $he's draped limply across the arm of your chair so $he can tiredly <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>nibble your pussylips<<else>>suck on your balls one at a time<</if>> as the last few slaves, taking advantage of $his enormously gaped butt, slide lubricated hands in and out of $his rectum while giggling at the perversion and playing with each other. As the final slave withdraws their hand, $activeSlave.slaveName crawls into your lap and burrows $his face
+				<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+					between your enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+					between your huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> fake<</if>> breasts
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+					between your big<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> firm<</if>> breasts
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 					between your breasts
 				<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 					into your flat chest
@@ -12214,13 +12217,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				tight
 			<</if>>
 			butt. You hug $him up and into you, crushing $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>titanic<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>big<<else>>small<</if>> breasts against
-			<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-				your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>balloons<<else>>bust<</if>>.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-				your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>balloons<<else>>bust<</if>>.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-				your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>balloons<<else>>bust<</if>>.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+				your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>balloons<<else>>bust<</if>>.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+				your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>balloons<<else>>bust<</if>>.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+				your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>balloons<<else>>bust<</if>>.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				yours.
 			<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 				your flat ones.
@@ -12398,8 +12401,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			rocking
 		<</if>>
 		torso into your arms, holding the back of $his head with one hand and rubbing $his quivering back with the other. Eventually, $he relaxes into
-		<<if ($PC.boobs > 0)>>
-			<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>
+		<<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
+			<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>
 				your fake breasts,
 			<<else>>
 				your soft chest,
@@ -12476,17 +12479,17 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 						<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					"Plea<<s>>e, would you hold me down and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>fuck my throat<<else>>grind again<<s>>t my fa<<c>>e<</if>>, <<Master>>?" $He drapes $himself submissively
+					"Plea<<s>>e, would you hold me down and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>fuck my throat<<else>>grind again<<s>>t my fa<<c>>e<</if>>, <<Master>>?" $He drapes $himself submissively
 					<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
 						over $his _belly middle
 					<<else>>
 						over the couch
 					<</if>>
-					and opens wide, lest you misunderstand. You could hold $him down and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>facefuck $him<<else>>make $him eat you out<</if>>, and you do.
+					and opens wide, lest you misunderstand. You could hold $him down and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>facefuck $him<<else>>make $him eat you out<</if>>, and you do.
 					<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case "cumslut">>
-				"Plea<<s>>e, may I <<if $PC.dick == 1>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>, <<Master>>?" $He
+				"Plea<<s>>e, may I <<if $PC.dick != 0>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>, <<Master>>?" $He
 				<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
 					leans onto $his _belly middle
 				<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
@@ -12494,7 +12497,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<else>>
 					gets down on $his knees
 				<</if>>
-				and licks $his lips, lest you misunderstand. You could let $him <<if $PC.dick == 1>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>>, and you do.
+				and licks $his lips, lest you misunderstand. You could let $him <<if $PC.dick != 0>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>>, and you do.
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 			<<case "humiliation">>
 				<<if (canDoAnal($activeSlave) || canDoVaginal($activeSlave))>>
@@ -12505,7 +12508,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 						<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					"Plea<<s>>e, may I <<if $PC.dick == 1>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>> in public, <<Master>>?" $He edges towards the door, lest you misunderstand. You could <<if $PC.dick == 1>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>> in public, and you do.
+					"Plea<<s>>e, may I <<if $PC.dick != 0>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>> in public, <<Master>>?" $He edges towards the door, lest you misunderstand. You could <<if $PC.dick != 0>>give you a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>> in public, and you do.
 					<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case "buttslut">>
@@ -12519,7 +12522,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				"Plea<<s>>e, would you play with my boob<<s>>, <<Master>>?" $He sticks out $his chest and bounces $his breasts for you, lest you misunderstand. You could play with $his boobs, and you do, managing mammary intercourse several ways.
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.mammary += 3, $mammaryTotal += 3>>
 			<<case "pregnancy">>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.toyHole == "dick" || $sexualOpeness == 1) && canPenetrate($activeSlave) && $PC.vagina == 1>>
+				<<if ($activeSlave.toyHole == "dick" || $sexualOpeness == 1) && canPenetrate($activeSlave) && $PC.vagina != -1>>
 					<<if isPlayerFertile($PC)>>
 						"Plea<<s>>e, can I try to get you pregnant, <<Master>>?" $His eyes are glued to your middle. You could let $him seed you, and you do, enjoying the feeling of $his hot cum jetting into your fertile pussy.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>>
@@ -12538,7 +12541,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<set $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 				<<else>>
 					<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) || canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-						"Plea<<s>>e, would you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>fill me with your <<s>>eed<<else>>fuck me<</if>>, <<Master>>?" $He reclines on the couch and offers $himself to you, lest you misunderstand. You could <<if $PC.dick == 1>>fill $him with your seed<<else>>fuck $him<</if>>, and you do.
+						"Plea<<s>>e, would you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>fill me with your <<s>>eed<<else>>fuck me<</if>>, <<Master>>?" $He reclines on the couch and offers $himself to you, lest you misunderstand. You could <<if $PC.dick != 0>>fill $him with your seed<<else>>fuck $him<</if>>, and you do.
 						<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 							<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 						<<else>>
@@ -12575,7 +12578,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<case "sadist">>
 				<<if ($activeSlave.toyHole == "dick" || $sexualOpeness == 1) && canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>
 					"Plea<<s>>e, can I pretend to rape you, <<Master>>?" $His eyes are wild. You could let $him rape you, and you do, pretending to go about your day until $he shoves you onto the couch and roughly fucks your
-					<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+					<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 						pussy.
 						<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>>
 							<<= knockMeUp($PC, 20, 0, $activeSlave.ID)>>
@@ -12907,13 +12910,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			huge sweaty pregnancy.
 		<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 			sweaty pregnancy.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
 			enormous sweaty boobs.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
 			huge sweaty boobs.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
 			big sweaty boobs.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 			sweaty boobs.
 		<<else>>
 			<<if $PC.title == 0>>
@@ -12927,7 +12930,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) || canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<link "Fuck $him right here">>
 					<<replace "#result2">>
-						<<if $PC.title == 0 || $PC.boobs == 1 || $PC.belly >= 1500>>
+						<<if $PC.title == 0 || $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.belly >= 1500>>
 							Despite your feminine appearance, you have capable hands.
 						<<else>>
 							You have strong hands to go with your masculine appeal.
@@ -13007,7 +13010,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
 							<</if>>
 						<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
-							Once you're hilted, you hoist $him up by the underarms, shifting your stance to handle $his _belly stomach's weight, and hold $him in midair, impaled on your dick. You can't pound $him all that hard in this challenging position, but the effort of holding $him this way forces you to work out hard, producing an excellent sensation.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> The position angles your dick upward, producing a lovely massaging sensation in your pussy as you slide in and out of $him.<</if>>
+							Once you're hilted, you hoist $him up by the underarms, shifting your stance to handle $his _belly stomach's weight, and hold $him in midair, impaled on your dick. You can't pound $him all that hard in this challenging position, but the effort of holding $him this way forces you to work out hard, producing an excellent sensation.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> The position angles your dick upward, producing a lovely massaging sensation in your pussy as you slide in and out of $him.<</if>>
 							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 								After a while, you lift $him up as high as you can, freeing your member, and then lower $him back down again, forcing yourself up $his butt instead despite the slave's anxious begging.
 								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
@@ -13021,7 +13024,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 							<</if>>
 							You're going to be feeling this tomorrow.
 						<<else>>
-							Once you're hilted, you bring $his hands up on either side of $his head to grasp your shoulders behind $him, and then scoop $his legs up and hoist $him to rest against your chest, held in midair and impaled on your dick. You can't pound $him all that hard in this challenging position, but the effort of holding $himself this way forces $him to tighten $his muscles down hard, producing an excellent sensation.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> The position angles your dick upward, producing a lovely massaging sensation in your pussy as you slide in and out of $him.<</if>>
+							Once you're hilted, you bring $his hands up on either side of $his head to grasp your shoulders behind $him, and then scoop $his legs up and hoist $him to rest against your chest, held in midair and impaled on your dick. You can't pound $him all that hard in this challenging position, but the effort of holding $himself this way forces $him to tighten $his muscles down hard, producing an excellent sensation.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> The position angles your dick upward, producing a lovely massaging sensation in your pussy as you slide in and out of $him.<</if>>
 							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 								After a while, you lift $him up as high as you can, freeing your member, and then lower $him back down again, forcing yourself up $his butt instead despite the slave's anxious begging.
 								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
@@ -13038,24 +13041,24 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					You tell your quivering sex toy that $he doesn't have to be embarrassed about $his needs. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He seems relieved@@ that the sexual being $he's becoming is acceptable, at least to you.
 					<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 				<</replace>>
-			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && ($PC.dick == 1)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<br><<link "Have $him lick you clean">>
 			<<replace "#result2">>
 				You take $him by the hand and <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>waddle<<else>>walk<</if>> towards the shower. The sudden loss of your closeness jerks $him rudely out of $his sexual reverie, but $he follows willingly, perhaps distracted by the view as you shed your workout clothes on the way. When you get there, you pull $him in with you, but you do not turn on the water. Instead, you tell $him to wash you. Not understanding, $he turns to switch on the shower, but you catch $him, and insert two sweaty fingers into the slave's compliant mouth. $He sucks on them, taking refuge in the simple task, and then understands what you mean. $He runs $his tongue up your arm, sucking the salty sweat off you as best $he can. Soon, $he bends down and heads for your
-				<<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunt<</if>>
+				<<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<</if>>
 				but you pull $him up again and tell $him to do that last.
 				<<if $PC.belly >= 60000>>
 					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up your linea nigra. When $he reaches your <<if $PC.preg >= 22>>popped<<else>>flattened<</if>> navel, you hold $his head there for a while, savoring the erotic sensation before pushing $him along to the rest of your expansive midriff.
 				<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up your linea nigra. When $he reaches your <<if $PC.preg >= 22>>popped<<else>>flattened<</if>> navel, you hold $his head there for a while, savoring the erotic sensation.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
 					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your enormous breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
 					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your huge breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
 					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your big breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
 				<<else>>
 					<<if $PC.title == 0>>
@@ -13068,7 +13071,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
 					cunt, and $he eats you out with enthusiasm
 				<<else>>
-					stiff prick, and $he gives you an enthusiastic blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> before turning $his oral attentions to your pussy<</if>>
+					stiff prick, and $he gives you an enthusiastic blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> before turning $his oral attentions to your pussy<</if>>
 				<</if>>
 				as the water plays over you both. After looking up and letting the water cascade down your face for a long moment, you quietly tell $him to masturbate before opening your mouth to drink from the downpour. With your eyes closed against the stream, your only indications that $he's obeying the command is a slight increase in the force with which $he sucks, and a faint
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -13109,23 +13112,23 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				chest.
 			<</if>>
 			You keep your hips cocked back and to the side, so that your rapidly stiffening dick stays clear of $him. Taking $his hands in your own, you guide them to your
-			<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-				enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>>.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-				huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, clearly fake<<else>>, heavy<</if>> breasts.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-				big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, perky<</if>> breasts.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -1>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+				enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>>.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+				huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>, clearly fake<<else>>, heavy<</if>> breasts.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+				big<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>, perky<</if>> breasts.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
+				generous breasts.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 				handfilling breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -2>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
 				average breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -3>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				small breasts
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
-				generous breasts.
 			<</if>>
 			<br><br>
-			$He hesitates, clearly surprised that you're allowing $him to fondle you, but building arousal is making $him forget $his awkwardness and $he begins to play with your boobs in earnest. You direct $his fingers to your nipples, and $he obeys the nonverbal cue, devoting more attention to the <<if $PC.preg > 30 || $PC.births > 0>>milky<<else>>hard<</if>>, sensitive nubs. Satisfied that $he's got the idea, you run your hands lightly down $his
+			$He hesitates, clearly surprised that you're allowing $him to fondle you, but building arousal is making $him forget $his awkwardness and $he begins to play with your boobs in earnest. You direct $his fingers to your nipples, and $he obeys the nonverbal cue, devoting more attention to the <<if $PC.lactation > 0>>milky<<else>>hard<</if>>, sensitive nubs. Satisfied that $he's got the idea, you run your hands lightly down $his
 			<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 				voluminous
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
@@ -13375,16 +13378,16 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<br><br>
 			<<if $activeSlave.toyHole == "dick" || ($sexualOpeness == 1 && canPenetrate($activeSlave))>>
 				You walk forward, pressing $him against the far wall, and then turn yourself around, pinning $him against the wall with your butt<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, working your way under $his _belly belly<</if>>. As $he hesitates, wondering what to do about this, you grab $his hands and place them on your
-				<<if $PC.butt > 2>>
-					enormous, <<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>beachball cheeks<<else>>wobbling ass<</if>>,
-				<<elseif $PC.butt > 1>>
-					huge, <<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>balloon of an<<else>>soft<</if>> ass,
-				<<elseif $PC.butt > 0>>
-					big<<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> ass,
+				<<if $PC.butt >= 5>>
+					enormous, <<if <<if $PC.buttImplant != 0>>>>beachball cheeks<<else>>wobbling ass<</if>>,
+				<<elseif $PC.butt >= 4>>
+					huge, <<if <<if $PC.buttImplant != 0>>>>balloon of an<<else>>soft<</if>> ass,
+				<<elseif $PC.butt >= 3>>
+					big<<if <<if $PC.buttImplant != 0>>>> fake<</if>> ass,
 				<<else>>
 					ass,
 				<</if>>
-				leading $him like a music teacher guiding a student's hands. When $he's groping your buttocks properly, you grind against $him for a while, grinning to yourself as you feel an unwilling erection building between your cheeks. Pleased, you lean forward and line up your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>> with $his dick head and push back into $him. You repeat until $his hips start moving on their own. You bite on your finger at the sensation of $his cock inside you and, using your other hand, begin to jerk yourself off. Except for your vigorous stroking with one hand, there's little to indicate to $him that you have a dick; it must feel as though $he is banging a beautiful woman. $He whimpers pathetically, seeing and feeling $himself build towards an inevitable orgasm. You manage $him skillfully, taking $him to the point of climax before enjoying your own orgasm. The heat of your insides, the tightening and twitching of your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>vagina<<else>>rectum<</if>> around $his cock, and your obvious pleasure force $him over the edge, and $he comes so hard that $he nearly knocks your to the floor. You scoot forward, letting $him slip from you. $He gets a splendid sight of your still gaped <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunt<<else>>anus<</if>> begging for more<<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>> as a blob of $his semen drips from your body<</if>>.
+				leading $him like a music teacher guiding a student's hands. When $he's groping your buttocks properly, you grind against $him for a while, grinning to yourself as you feel an unwilling erection building between your cheeks. Pleased, you lean forward and line up your <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>> with $his dick head and push back into $him. You repeat until $his hips start moving on their own. You bite on your finger at the sensation of $his cock inside you and, using your other hand, begin to jerk yourself off. Except for your vigorous stroking with one hand, there's little to indicate to $him that you have a dick; it must feel as though $he is banging a beautiful woman. $He whimpers pathetically, seeing and feeling $himself build towards an inevitable orgasm. You manage $him skillfully, taking $him to the point of climax before enjoying your own orgasm. The heat of your insides, the tightening and twitching of your <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>vagina<<else>>rectum<</if>> around $his cock, and your obvious pleasure force $him over the edge, and $he comes so hard that $he nearly knocks your to the floor. You scoot forward, letting $him slip from you. $He gets a splendid sight of your still gaped <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<<else>>anus<</if>> begging for more<<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>> as a blob of $his semen drips from your body<</if>>.
 				<br><br>
 				Over the week, you require $him to repeat this sexually confusing performance daily. It's difficult, having to savor a compliant slave's penis every day, but you make the necessary sacrifice.
 				<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>>
@@ -13392,12 +13395,12 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
 				You walk forward, pressing $him against the far wall, and then turn yourself around, pinning $him against the wall with your butt, working your way under $his _belly belly. As $he hesitates, wondering what to do about this, you grab $his hands and place them on your
-				<<if $PC.butt > 2>>
-					enormous, <<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>beachball cheeks<<else>>wobbling ass<</if>>,
-				<<elseif $PC.butt > 1>>
-					huge, <<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>balloon of an<<else>>soft<</if>> ass,
-				<<elseif $PC.butt > 0>>
-					big<<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>> fake<</if>> ass,
+				<<if $PC.butt >= 5>>
+					enormous, <<if <<if $PC.buttImplant != 0>>>>beachball cheeks<<else>>wobbling ass<</if>>,
+				<<elseif $PC.butt >= 4>>
+					huge, <<if <<if $PC.buttImplant != 0>>>>balloon of an<<else>>soft<</if>> ass,
+				<<elseif $PC.butt >= 3>>
+					big<<if <<if $PC.buttImplant != 0>>>> fake<</if>> ass,
 				<<else>>
 					ass,
 				<</if>>
@@ -13475,7 +13478,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
 				$activeSlave.slaveName finds $himself standing in front of you, feeling you roughly using two fingers to finger $his <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>asspussy<<else>>pussy<</if>>. $He gasps out:
-				"Oh <<Master>>, owner, protector, and father of my children, forgive my <<s>>in<<s>>, ju<<s>>t a<<s>> you forgave my <<s>>i<<s>>ter<<s>> in <<s>>lavery before me. Count not my tran<<s>>gre<<ss>>ion<<s>> again<<s>>t your rule<<s>>, but, rather, the tear<<s>> of my womb. Remember not my iniquitie<<s>> but my willingne<<ss>> to be bred by you. I long to <<s>>erve your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>futa <</if>>dick, and beg that you will u<<s>>e me and ble<<ss>> my body with your off<<s>>pring. I promi<<s>>e to <<s>>ubmit to you a<<s>> your breeding <<s>>lut all the day<<s>> of my <<s>>ervitude, and to grow heavy with child, again and again."
+				"Oh <<Master>>, owner, protector, and father of my children, forgive my <<s>>in<<s>>, ju<<s>>t a<<s>> you forgave my <<s>>i<<s>>ter<<s>> in <<s>>lavery before me. Count not my tran<<s>>gre<<ss>>ion<<s>> again<<s>>t your rule<<s>>, but, rather, the tear<<s>> of my womb. Remember not my iniquitie<<s>> but my willingne<<ss>> to be bred by you. I long to <<s>>erve your <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>futa <</if>>dick, and beg that you will u<<s>>e me and ble<<ss>> my body with your off<<s>>pring. I promi<<s>>e to <<s>>ubmit to you a<<s>> your breeding <<s>>lut all the day<<s>> of my <<s>>ervitude, and to grow heavy with child, again and again."
 				$He moans with relief when $he feels you withdraw your penetrating digits partway through $his recitation, but by the time $he's finished, you've shoved your dick up $his waiting <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>> and are close so blessing $him with a load of cum. $He @@.hotpink;does $his best@@ to relax and resumes, "Oh <<Master>>..."
 				<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>><<= VCheck.Anal()>><<else>><<= VCheck.Vaginal()>><</if>>
 				<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 100, 2, -1, 1)>>
@@ -13499,7 +13502,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			$activeSlave.slaveName finds $himself standing in front of you, feeling you roughly using two fingers to finger $his pussy. $He gasps out:
-			"Oh <<Master>>, owner and protector, forgive my <<s>>in<<s>>, ju<<s>>t a<<s>> you forgave my <<s>>i<<s>>ter<<s>> in <<s>>lavery before me. Count not my tran<<s>>gre<<ss>>ion<<s>> again<<s>>t your rule<<s>>, but, rather, my tear<<s>> of <<s>>ervi<<c>>e. Remember not my iniquitie<<s>> but my willingne<<ss>> to be raped by you. I long to <<s>>erve your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>pu<<ss>>y<<else>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>futa <</if>>dick<</if>>, and beg that you will u<<s>>e me and make your dwelling pla<<c>>e within my <<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>virgin fold<<s>><<else>>feminine <<s>>lit<</if>>. I promi<<s>>e to <<s>>ubmit to you a<<s>> your vaginal <<s>>lut all the day<<s>> of my <<s>>ervitude."
+			"Oh <<Master>>, owner and protector, forgive my <<s>>in<<s>>, ju<<s>>t a<<s>> you forgave my <<s>>i<<s>>ter<<s>> in <<s>>lavery before me. Count not my tran<<s>>gre<<ss>>ion<<s>> again<<s>>t your rule<<s>>, but, rather, my tear<<s>> of <<s>>ervi<<c>>e. Remember not my iniquitie<<s>> but my willingne<<ss>> to be raped by you. I long to <<s>>erve your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>pu<<ss>>y<<else>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>futa <</if>>dick<</if>>, and beg that you will u<<s>>e me and make your dwelling pla<<c>>e within my <<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>virgin fold<<s>><<else>>feminine <<s>>lit<</if>>. I promi<<s>>e to <<s>>ubmit to you a<<s>> your vaginal <<s>>lut all the day<<s>> of my <<s>>ervitude."
 			$He moans with relief when $he feels you withdraw your penetrating digits partway through $his recitation, but by the time $he's finished, you've shoved <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your dick<</if>> up $his waiting pussy. $He @@.hotpink;does $his best@@ to relax and resumes, "Oh <<Master>>..."
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.fetish != "humiliation") && (random(1,100) > 50)>>
@@ -13518,7 +13521,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			$activeSlave.slaveName finds $himself standing in front of you, feeling you roughly probe $his ass with two fingers. $He gasps out:
-			"Oh <<Master>>, owner and protector, forgive my <<s>>in<<s>>, ju<<s>>t a<<s>> you forgave my <<s>>i<<s>>ter<<s>> in <<s>>lavery before me. Count not my tran<<s>>gre<<ss>>ion<<s>> again<<s>>t your rule<<s>>, but, rather, my tear<<s>> of anal <<s>>ervi<<c>>e. Remember not my iniquitie<<s>> but my willingne<<ss>> to be a<<ss>>raped by you. I long to <<s>>erve your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>pu<<ss>>y<<else>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>futa <</if>>dick<</if>>, and beg that you will u<<s>>e me and make your dwelling pla<<c>>e within my butthole. I promi<<s>>e to <<s>>ubmit to you a<<s>> your anal <<s>>lut all the day<<s>> of my <<s>>ervitude."
+			"Oh <<Master>>, owner and protector, forgive my <<s>>in<<s>>, ju<<s>>t a<<s>> you forgave my <<s>>i<<s>>ter<<s>> in <<s>>lavery before me. Count not my tran<<s>>gre<<ss>>ion<<s>> again<<s>>t your rule<<s>>, but, rather, my tear<<s>> of anal <<s>>ervi<<c>>e. Remember not my iniquitie<<s>> but my willingne<<ss>> to be a<<ss>>raped by you. I long to <<s>>erve your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>pu<<ss>>y<<else>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>futa <</if>>dick<</if>>, and beg that you will u<<s>>e me and make your dwelling pla<<c>>e within my butthole. I promi<<s>>e to <<s>>ubmit to you a<<s>> your anal <<s>>lut all the day<<s>> of my <<s>>ervitude."
 			$He moans with relief when $he feels you withdraw your penetrating digits partway through $his recitation, but by the time $he's finished, you've shoved <<if $PC.dick == 0>>a strap-on<<else>>your dick<</if>> up $his loosened ass. $He @@.hotpink;does $his best@@ to relax and resumes, "Oh <<Master>>..."
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.fetish != "humiliation") && (random(1,100) > 50)>>
@@ -13546,7 +13549,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			$He begs, "Plea<<s>>e no, <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e don't rape me in my a<<ss>>, <<Master>>!"
 		<</if>>
-		You make a show of considering, and then tell $him that if $he's extra obedient, you might let $him keep $his butt — for now. You tell $him to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>blow you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>lick your pussy<</if>>, and $he does with unusual obedience. When $he's done, you bend down and whisper in $his ear that if $he shows any sign of rebelliousness, you'll ruin $his little asshole. @@.gold;$He's terrified.@@
+		You make a show of considering, and then tell $him that if $he's extra obedient, you might let $him keep $his butt — for now. You tell $him to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>blow you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>lick your pussy<</if>>, and $he does with unusual obedience. When $he's done, you bend down and whisper in $his ear that if $he shows any sign of rebelliousness, you'll ruin $his little asshole. @@.gold;$He's terrified.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -13665,9 +13668,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		There is a polite soirée tonight at one of $arcologies[0].name's more upscale eating establishments. Many couples are there to enjoy themselves and preen, but even so, you make a stir as you enter wearing
 		<<if $PC.title == 1>>
-			the latest in men's eveningwear<<if $PC.boobs > 0 || $PC.belly >= 1500 || $PC.butt > 0 || $PC.balls > 1 || $PC.ballsImplant > 1>>, tastefully tailored to accommodate your unusual build<</if>>.
+			the latest in men's eveningwear<<if $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.belly >= 1500 || $PC.butt >= 3 || $PC.balls >= 9>>, tastefully tailored to accommodate your unusual build<</if>>.
 		<<else>>
-			the latest dress from one of your arcology's leading tailors<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 0 || $PC.belly >= 1500 || $PC.butt > 0 || $PC.balls > 1 || $PC.ballsImplant > 1>>, carefully tailored to accentuate your splendid curves<</if>>.
+			the latest dress from one of your arcology's leading tailors<<if $PC.boobs >= 1000 || $PC.belly >= 1500 || $PC.butt >= 3 || $PC.balls >= 5>>, carefully tailored to accentuate your splendid curves<</if>>.
 		<</if>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName is a confection on your arm, displayed in a silk gown of strips and cuts that accentuates $his artificial figure while leaving $his breasts,
 		<<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
@@ -13725,7 +13728,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			As $he lies still,
 			<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
-				you lift one of $his legs and straddle yourself in to bring your groin against $hers. It's a strange sensation, this mass of muscle lying quietly still beneath you, whimpering with delight as you gently scissor yourself against $him. $He comes in no time at all. When $he does $he squeezes you between vicelike thighs,<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> pressing your pussy deliciously and<</if>> bringing you to climax, too.
+				you lift one of $his legs and straddle yourself in to bring your groin against $hers. It's a strange sensation, this mass of muscle lying quietly still beneath you, whimpering with delight as you gently scissor yourself against $him. $He comes in no time at all. When $he does $he squeezes you between vicelike thighs,<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> pressing your pussy deliciously and<</if>> bringing you to climax, too.
 			<<else>>
 				you slowly push your cock into $his
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -13770,7 +13773,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			It's time to see if $he's got anything left in those sore <<if $seeRace == 1>>$activeSlave.race <</if>>muscles. You order $him to take you in a standing fuck<<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>, a tall order given how pregnant you are<</if>>. Despite how exhausted $he is, $he manages to lift you and hilt $himself in your
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 				pussy.
 			<<else>>
 				ass.
@@ -13960,7 +13963,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			into your lap without hesitation. You help $him get comfortable and instead of <<if $PC.dick == 0>>grinding<<else>>thrusting<</if>> or telling $him to ride, you just sit there with $him in your lap,
 		<<else>>
 			onto your member
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 				and sliding a hand down to see to your pussy
 			<</if>>
 			without hesitation. You help $him get comfortable and instead of <<if $PC.dick == 0>>grinding<<else>>thrusting<</if>> or telling $him to ride, you just sit there with $him in your lap,
@@ -14069,7 +14072,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				hoist $his legs up so $he's pinned against your
 				<<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>
 					pregnancy,
-				<<elseif ($PC.boobs == 0)>>
+				<<elseif ($PC.boobs < 300)>>
 					chest,
 				<<else>>
 					boobs,
@@ -14282,7 +14285,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			struggles and begs for mercy as _hisU holes are brutally stretched.
 		<</if>>
-		The poor slave rides out the sexual storm as you and $activeSlave.slaveName fuck _himU<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, your pussy sliding against the base of $activeSlave.slaveName's thrusting shaft<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName flirts outrageously with you over the other slave's shoulder whenever $he can. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become more trusting of you.@@
+		The poor slave rides out the sexual storm as you and $activeSlave.slaveName fuck _himU<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, your pussy sliding against the base of $activeSlave.slaveName's thrusting shaft<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName flirts outrageously with you over the other slave's shoulder whenever $he can. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become more trusting of you.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4, $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -14306,7 +14309,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			$activeSlave.slaveName's hermaphroditic genitalia is a little crammed together; it's busy down there. $He obediently stops fucking so you can maneuver into $him.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-			Having a <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> in $his pussy reduces $his erection a little, so the slave beneath $him helps $his penetration as much as _heU can. It's not the most convenient of fucks, but that's to be expected when a <<= properMaster()>> and two slaves successfully have two separate instances of vaginal intercourse running at once.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>> You add a third by grabbing a free hand and guiding it to your own pussy; its owner gets the idea and strokes it as best they can.<</if>><</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName's orgasm is general and intense. @@.hotpink;$His devotion to you has increased.@@
+			Having a <<if $PC.dick == 0>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> in $his pussy reduces $his erection a little, so the slave beneath $him helps $his penetration as much as _heU can. It's not the most convenient of fucks, but that's to be expected when a <<= properMaster()>> and two slaves successfully have two separate instances of vaginal intercourse running at once.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>> You add a third by grabbing a free hand and guiding it to your own pussy; its owner gets the idea and strokes it as best they can.<</if>><</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName's orgasm is general and intense. @@.hotpink;$His devotion to you has increased.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4, $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
@@ -14362,8 +14365,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			leap up
 		<</if>>
 		onto the desktop and kneel upright, legs splayed. (Naturally, the desk is reinforced and sealed for exactly this reason.) You point meaningfully at your
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-			stiff prick <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>and flushed pussy<</if>>, and the obedient slave <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>hefts $himself<<else>>clambers<</if>> up to suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eat you out<</if>>. When you're close, you surprise $him by pulling your cock out of $his mouth and blowing your load onto the glass.
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+			stiff prick <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>and flushed pussy<</if>>, and the obedient slave <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>hefts $himself<<else>>clambers<</if>> up to suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eat you out<</if>>. When you're close, you surprise $him by pulling your cock out of $his mouth and blowing your load onto the glass.
 		<<else>>
 			hot cunt, and the obedient slave <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>hefts $himself<<else>>clambers<</if>> up to eat you out. You surprise $him by taking your time, drawing out the oral session with the ulterior motive of getting as much saliva and pussyjuice onto the glass as possible.
 		<</if>>
@@ -14402,7 +14405,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<case "schoolgirl">>
 			pretty young pussy.
 		<</switch>>
-		"Clean me off, $activeSlave.slaveName," _heA demands, winking broadly at you. The slave, knowing that commands from _himA are commands from you, repositions $himself to lick up the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>ejaculate<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>girlcum<</if>>.
+		"Clean me off, $activeSlave.slaveName," _heA demands, winking broadly at you. The slave, knowing that commands from _himA are commands from you, repositions $himself to lick up the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>ejaculate<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>girlcum<</if>>.
 		<br><br>
 		This brings the slave into a crouch with $his ass pointed at you,
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
@@ -14413,7 +14416,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$his tight little pussy completely vulnerable.
 			<</if>>
-			As <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>use manual stimulation of your pussy to get your dick<<else>>stroke yourself<</if>> rapidly back to full mast<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>>, $assistantName opines helpfully, "Hey $activeSlave.slaveName! You're about to get fucked!" The slave reacts by obediently reaching back to spread $his buttocks and relaxing, but $assistantName ruins $his attempt at graceful submission." <<if $PC.title == 1>>Siiir,<<else>>Ma'aaam,<</if>> $he's bluuuushing," $he says tauntingly, and the slave stiffens with renewed embarrassment, not to mention stimulation, as you penetrate $him.
+			As <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>use manual stimulation of your pussy to get your dick<<else>>stroke yourself<</if>> rapidly back to full mast<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>>, $assistantName opines helpfully, "Hey $activeSlave.slaveName! You're about to get fucked!" The slave reacts by obediently reaching back to spread $his buttocks and relaxing, but $assistantName ruins $his attempt at graceful submission." <<if $PC.title == 1>>Siiir,<<else>>Ma'aaam,<</if>> $he's bluuuushing," $he says tauntingly, and the slave stiffens with renewed embarrassment, not to mention stimulation, as you penetrate $him.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 		<<else>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
@@ -14423,7 +14426,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				$his tight little rosebud completely vulnerable.
 			<</if>>
-			As <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>use manual stimulation of your pussy to get your dick<<else>>stroke yourself<</if>> rapidly back to full mast<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>>, $assistantName opines helpfully, "Hey $activeSlave.slaveName! You're about to get buttfucked!" The slave reacts by obediently reaching back to spread $his buttocks, and relaxes $his anus, but $assistantName ruins $his attempt at graceful anal submission." <<if $PC.title == 1>>Siiir,<<else>>Ma'aaam,<</if>> $he's bluuuushing," $he says tauntingly, and the slave stiffens with renewed embarrassment, not to mention discomfort, as you penetrate $him.
+			As <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>use manual stimulation of your pussy to get your dick<<else>>stroke yourself<</if>> rapidly back to full mast<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>>, $assistantName opines helpfully, "Hey $activeSlave.slaveName! You're about to get buttfucked!" The slave reacts by obediently reaching back to spread $his buttocks, and relaxes $his anus, but $assistantName ruins $his attempt at graceful anal submission." <<if $PC.title == 1>>Siiir,<<else>>Ma'aaam,<</if>> $he's bluuuushing," $he says tauntingly, and the slave stiffens with renewed embarrassment, not to mention discomfort, as you penetrate $him.
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 		<</if>>
 		$He keeps licking away, cleaning up the mess you made as $assistantName does everything $he can to make it seem like the slave is pleasuring $him. Partway through, $assistantName sticks out a hand for a high-five from you, producing a gurgle of indignation @@.mediumaquamarine;or perhaps even laughter@@ as $his owner and $his owner's personal assistant program high-five over $his back.
@@ -14493,17 +14496,17 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			thighs quivering a little from supporting $his body in its perch atop the machine, and from the fullness of $his anus.
 			<<= VCheck.Anal(3)>>
-			$He knows this is going to be challenging, and is breathing deeply, doing $his best to stay relaxed. You cannot resist slapping your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>big cock lightly<<else>>lubricated strap-on<</if>> against $his cheek, producing a groan of apprehension.
+			$He knows this is going to be challenging, and is breathing deeply, doing $his best to stay relaxed. You cannot resist slapping your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>big cock lightly<<else>>lubricated strap-on<</if>> against $his cheek, producing a groan of apprehension.
 			<br><br>
 			You push $him gently backward, letting $him get accustomed to the new angle.<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>> $His monstrous tits spread to either side of $his <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>_belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly<<else>>now upright torso<</if>>, and you take a moment to play with them as $he prepares $himself.<</if>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-				$He gasps as $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your hot dickhead<<else>>the slick head of your strap-on<</if>> part $his pussylips, no doubt feeling full already.
+				$He gasps as $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your hot dickhead<<else>>the slick head of your strap-on<</if>> part $his pussylips, no doubt feeling full already.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal(3)>>
 				When you're all the way in, the <<if $assistantAppearance == "monstergirl">>dildos in $his butt begin<<else>>dildo in $his butt begins<</if>> to fuck $him, harder and harder, as $assistantName moans happily. The all-encompassing feeling of fullness as $his cunt and ass are fucked to the very limit of their capacities
 			<<else>>
-				$He gasps as $he feels you push a finger up $his already-full butt and pull $his sphincter a bit wider. You withdraw it and replace it with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your turgid cock<<else>>your strap-on<</if>>; the slave writhes involuntarily, $his body trying to refuse the invasion of yet another phallus.
+				$He gasps as $he feels you push a finger up $his already-full butt and pull $his sphincter a bit wider. You withdraw it and replace it with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your turgid cock<<else>>your strap-on<</if>>; the slave writhes involuntarily, $his body trying to refuse the invasion of yet another phallus.
 				<<= VCheck.Anal(3)>>
-				When you're all the way in, the <<if $assistantAppearance == "monstergirl">>dildos alongside your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in $his butt begin<<else>>dildo alongside your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in $his butt begins<</if>> to fuck $him, harder and harder, as $assistantName moans happily. The all-encompassing feeling of fullness as $his ass is fucked to the very limit of its capacity
+				When you're all the way in, the <<if $assistantAppearance == "monstergirl">>dildos alongside your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in $his butt begin<<else>>dildo alongside your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in $his butt begins<</if>> to fuck $him, harder and harder, as $assistantName moans happily. The all-encompassing feeling of fullness as $his ass is fucked to the very limit of its capacity
 			<</if>>
 			quickly drives all feminine grace, presence of mind, or really, @@.hotpink;conscious thought out of the poor slave.@@ After begging for mercy for a short while, $he lapses into animal groans, drooling and leaking tears out the corner of $his eyes as you and $assistantName fuck $him into insensibility. When you climax, $assistantName ejaculates, filling the slave's anus with warm fluid.
 			<br><br>
@@ -14574,7 +14577,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				kneels,
 			<</if>>
-			$his rear pointing at you, but hesitates for an instant, unsure of what to do next. You help $him understand by shoving $him down so $his collarbone is resting on the back of the couch and $his ass is at just the right height.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> You ensure that you're fully hard and get $him in the right frame of mind by grinding the pussy beneath your dick against $him.<</if>> You fuck
+			$his rear pointing at you, but hesitates for an instant, unsure of what to do next. You help $him understand by shoving $him down so $his collarbone is resting on the back of the couch and $his ass is at just the right height.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> You ensure that you're fully hard and get $him in the right frame of mind by grinding the pussy beneath your dick against $him.<</if>> You fuck
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 				$his pussy and then $his ass in quick succession, plundering $his holes without much regard for $his pleasure.
 				<<= VCheck.Both()>>
@@ -14592,7 +14595,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick == 1)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Rape $him">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
@@ -14643,7 +14646,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		When you're done, you discard $him like the human sex toy $he is, and go back to your work. $He stumbles off, looking @@.gold;fearful@@ but strangely @@.hotpink;complacent,@@ as though $he's accepted this to an extent.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 4, $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick == 1)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Get the truth out of $him">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
@@ -14714,7 +14717,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					looking @@.mediumaquamarine;much more confident.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 				<</replace>>
-			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick == 1)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 			<br><<link "Now rape $him">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
 					You get to your feet, letting $him know that the other slaves weren't wrong. $His relief is palpable, but $he's getting ahead of
@@ -14764,7 +14767,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					When you're done, you discard $him like the human sex toy $he is, and go back to your work. $He stumbles off, looking @@.gold;fearful@@ but @@.hotpink;submissive,@@ knowing that $he now has a better idea of what you want, even if what you want isn't very nice.
 					<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 4, $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 				<</replace>>
-			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick == 1)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 			<br><<link "It's not that simple">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
 					You tell $him kindly that it isn't that simple, but that if $he obeys orders and does $his best, you will like $him just fine, and $he will do well as your slave. Relief floods through $him.
@@ -14773,7 +14776,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<else>>
 						"Thank you, <<Master>> and I'm <<s>>orry for being <<s>>illy," $he apologizes.
 					<</if>>
-					You dismiss $him, and $he goes, a strangely @@.hotpink;respectful@@ look on $his face. $He's no more confident of $his ability to find safety and stability here with you than $he was before, but $he seems to like that it apparently isn't as simple as <<if $PC.dick == 1>>taking your cock up $his butt<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> or <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eating you out<</if>>.
+					You dismiss $him, and $he goes, a strangely @@.hotpink;respectful@@ look on $his face. $He's no more confident of $his ability to find safety and stability here with you than $he was before, but $he seems to like that it apparently isn't as simple as <<if $PC.dick != 0>>taking your cock up $his butt<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> or <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eating you out<</if>>.
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 				<</replace>>
 			<</link>>
@@ -14876,12 +14879,12 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<setNonlocalPronouns $seeDicks>>
 					<<replace "#result2">>
 						A glance at one of your desk monitors reveals that another slave whose business brought _himU past this area of the penthouse has paused and is listening quizzically, trying to figure out what this odd, heavily accented chant coming out of your office means. It soon becomes obvious. "Fingerfuuuck!" comes $activeSlave.slaveName's voice, loud and clear, and @@.hotpink;desperately eager to please.@@ $He continues, moving from "<<S>>phincter" to
-						<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
-							"<<Master>>'<<s>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>> futa<</if>> cock, oh no,"
+						<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
+							"<<Master>>'<<s>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>> futa<</if>> cock, oh no,"
 						<<else>>
 							"<<S>>trap-on, oh no,"
 						<</if>>
-						to repetition of "Anal, butt<<s>>e<<x>>, unh, a<<ss>>fucking, <<s>>odomy, um, buttfucking," and so on. Just when the eavesdropping _girlU decides that this has become monotonous and turns to go about _hisU business, $activeSlave.slaveName's voice rises sharply in pitch. "Aaah! "@@.gold;A<<ss>>rape!@@ Oh plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, ohh, a<<ss>>rape, a<<ss>>rape," followed by much tearful repetition of what's happening to $him, and a final, sad <<if $PC.dick == 1>>"C-creampie,"<<else>>"Gape,"<</if>> in a defeated little voice.
+						to repetition of "Anal, butt<<s>>e<<x>>, unh, a<<ss>>fucking, <<s>>odomy, um, buttfucking," and so on. Just when the eavesdropping _girlU decides that this has become monotonous and turns to go about _hisU business, $activeSlave.slaveName's voice rises sharply in pitch. "Aaah! "@@.gold;A<<ss>>rape!@@ Oh plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>, ohh, a<<ss>>rape, a<<ss>>rape," followed by much tearful repetition of what's happening to $him, and a final, sad <<if $PC.dick != 0>>"C-creampie,"<<else>>"Gape,"<</if>> in a defeated little voice.
 						<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 2, $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 						<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 					<</replace>>
@@ -15081,7 +15084,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					pull $him down over your knee
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
-			and spank $his $activeSlave.skin buttocks until they're warm to the touch. It's not a sexual punishment, it's too painful for that; by the end, $activeSlave.slaveName has cried $himself out and is limp in your hands. You pull $him up to face you and give $him your instructions: from now on, $he can come to you and ask to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>blow you<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>perform cunnilingus on you<</if>>, and masturbate while $he does. $He nods through $his tears and flees. In an hour or so, though, $he finds you and asks to <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>give you oral<<else>>suck your cock<</if>>. When you pretend indifference, $he abjectly begs. Soon, $he's down on $his knees, crying a little with shame as $he masturbates furiously.
+			and spank $his $activeSlave.skin buttocks until they're warm to the touch. It's not a sexual punishment, it's too painful for that; by the end, $activeSlave.slaveName has cried $himself out and is limp in your hands. You pull $him up to face you and give $him your instructions: from now on, $he can come to you and ask to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>blow you<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>perform cunnilingus on you<</if>>, and masturbate while $he does. $He nods through $his tears and flees. In an hour or so, though, $he finds you and asks to <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>give you oral<<else>>suck your cock<</if>>. When you pretend indifference, $he abjectly begs. Soon, $he's down on $his knees, crying a little with shame as $he masturbates furiously.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 5, $oralTotal += 5>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.fetishStrength += 4>>
@@ -15363,11 +15366,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			You secure the bullet to $activeSlave.slaveName's clit.
 		<</if>>
 		You explain that the arcology continually monitors your vital signs, and will use them to estimate your arousal; the system controls the bullet vibrator, which will emit stimulating vibrations scaled to your pleasure. The more pleasure you feel, the more pleasant the vibrations will be, though they will not bring $him to orgasm until you climax. To demonstrate, you give the head of your cock a quick squeeze. $activeSlave.slaveName squeals in surprise at the sudden stimulation as the bullets spring to life. You tell $him to get to work. Though timid at first, as $he proceeds to blow you, $he becomes more and more enthusiastic as $his own pleasure builds. It isn't long until $he's deepthroating you enthusiastically and begging you to cum in $his mouth. You make $him hold out a bit longer, and then you complete the training session,
-		<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+		<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 			pumping cum into $his stomach until it visibly begins to swell.
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>
 			pumping cum into $his stomach until it threatens to come back up.
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 			cumming into $his mouth until it spurts from $his nose.
 		<<else>>
 			filling $his mouth with your cum.
@@ -15875,11 +15878,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>>
 <</if>>
-<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 	<br><<link "Cum on $his face">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You stand over $him, quietly masturbating while watching $him sleep. Several of $his fellow slaves come and go as you do so, but if they're surprised by the sight, they have the presence of mind not to show it. You fancy yourself a bit of a marks<<= _womanP>>, and you don't feel the need to bend over $him to score good hits. Your load comes in three main jets: the first hits $him on the nipple, the second tracks up $his sternum and throat, and the third splashes full across $his face as $his eyes fly open<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, each of these accompanied by some less directionally perfect girlcum<</if>>. $He sputters with surprise and then outrage, but <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>once $he recognizes your <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>presence<</if>> and<<else>>then $he<</if>> realizes who it is standing over $him <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>and<<else>>does $he<</if>> @@.gold;freezes in terror.@@
+			You stand over $him, quietly masturbating while watching $him sleep. Several of $his fellow slaves come and go as you do so, but if they're surprised by the sight, they have the presence of mind not to show it. You fancy yourself a bit of a marks<<= _womanP>>, and you don't feel the need to bend over $him to score good hits. Your load comes in three main jets: the first hits $him on the nipple, the second tracks up $his sternum and throat, and the third splashes full across $his face as $his eyes fly open<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, each of these accompanied by some less directionally perfect girlcum<</if>>. $He sputters with surprise and then outrage, but <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>once $he recognizes your <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>presence<</if>> and<<else>>then $he<</if>> realizes who it is standing over $him <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>and<<else>>does $he<</if>> @@.gold;freezes in terror.@@
 			<<if $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 50>>
 				$He's quick, and $he immediately realizes
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -15>>
@@ -15930,8 +15933,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>gently lowers $himself<<else>>gets<</if>> to $his knees
 		<</if>>
 		quickly, pressing $him $activeSlave.nipples nipples against your thighs and grasping your hips to give $himself leverage for some very aggressive oral. After
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-			a couple of lush sucks at each of your balls<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and some eager nuzzling of your pussylips<</if>>, $he moves straight to a hard blowjob, deepthroating your cock and almost ramming $his head against you.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> $He keeps $his tongue stuck out, and whenever $he gets you fully hilted, $he manages to reach your pussylips with it.<</if>> $He <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut">>doesn't have to pretend to be starving for your cum.<<else>>does a good job of acting like $he's authentically starving for your cum.<</if>> $He groans with satisfaction when you blow your load down $his gullet,
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+			a couple of lush sucks at each of your balls<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and some eager nuzzling of your pussylips<</if>>, $he moves straight to a hard blowjob, deepthroating your cock and almost ramming $his head against you.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> $He keeps $his tongue stuck out, and whenever $he gets you fully hilted, $he manages to reach your pussylips with it.<</if>> $He <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut">>doesn't have to pretend to be starving for your cum.<<else>>does a good job of acting like $he's authentically starving for your cum.<</if>> $He groans with satisfaction when you blow your load down $his gullet,
 		<<else>>
 			nuzzling $his nose against your moist cunt, $he starts to eat you out like $he's starving, sparing no time for subtlety, lapping up your female juices with evident relish. You run your fingers through $his $activeSlave.slaveName hair, telling $him $he'll have to survive on pussyjuice. $He replies, but you hold $his head hard against you as $he does, turning whatever $he says into an unintelligible, delectable mumbling into your womanhood. $He groans with satisfaction when you stiffen with orgasm, giving $him a final gush of girlcum,
 		<</if>>
@@ -15945,7 +15948,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				wobbling, <<print $activeSlave.inflationType>>-filled belly is filled with your fluids.
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+			<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 				Seeing as $he took the entirety of your inhuman load, there is some truth to $his words.
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
@@ -15965,7 +15968,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
-<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 	<br><<link "Feed $him">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -16004,7 +16007,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			channel.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-			You're here to rut, not make love, and you give it to $him hard, forcing <<if $activeSlave.voice >= 3>>high squeals<<else>>animal grunts<</if>> out of $him. $He climaxes strongly, and the glorious feeling finishes you as well, bringing rope after rope of your cum jetting into $him. $He groans at the feeling, and as $he <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000 || $activeSlave.weight > 190>>slowly <</if>>gets to $his feet $he uses a hand to transfer a <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>bit<</if>> of the mixture of your seed and <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>both of your<<else>>$his<</if>> pussyjuice to $his mouth.
+			You're here to rut, not make love, and you give it to $him hard, forcing <<if $activeSlave.voice >= 3>>high squeals<<else>>animal grunts<</if>> out of $him. $He climaxes strongly, and the glorious feeling finishes you as well, bringing rope after rope of your cum jetting into $him. $He groans at the feeling, and as $he <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000 || $activeSlave.weight > 190>>slowly <</if>>gets to $his feet $he uses a hand to transfer a <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>bit<</if>> of the mixture of your seed and <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>both of your<<else>>$his<</if>> pussyjuice to $his mouth.
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 750000>>
 				"Oh <<Master>>! I'm <<s>>welling <<s>>o fast with imp<<s>> for you! There'<<s>> <<s>>o many in me... Oh god, it feel<<s>> like I'm going to bur<<s>>t! <<S>>o many... <<Master>> <<s>>ure i<<s>> potent! I hope <<heP>> can handle them all!" $He groans, cradling $his _belly belly and pretending to be forced to the ground by $his pregnancy growing ever larger. "<<Master>>! They won't <<s>>top! Oh... <<S>>o full... I can't <<s>>top con<<c>>eiving!" $He rolls onto $his back and clutches $his absurd stomach. "<<S>>o tight! <<S>>o full! <<S>>o Good! I need more! Oh, <<Master>>..." $He may be getting a little too into the fantasy.
 				<<if $activeSlave.broodmother == 2 && $activeSlave.preg > 37>>
@@ -16040,7 +16043,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>><<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus > 0) && ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus > 0) && ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 	<br><<link "Fuck $him without feeding $him">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -16580,7 +16583,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			asshole.
 		<</if>>
-		$He <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>tries to groan<<else>>groans<</if>> with anticipation of the coming relief as you slide <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> past $his
+		$He <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>tries to groan<<else>>groans<</if>> with anticipation of the coming relief as you slide <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> past $his
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 			pussylips and inside $his womanhood.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -16589,9 +16592,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 		<</if>>
 		<br><br>
-		It doesn't take long. $His <<if $activeSlave.scrotum == 0>>invisible but overfull balls<<else>>balls tighten and<</if>> shoot cum into $his soft python of a dick, but not a drop appears at its tip. Gasping at the mixed relief and discomfort, $he lets $his butt go and wriggles around to grab $his dick around its base with both hands. $He squeezes it from base to tip to bring out its contents. $He's so huge that $he's able to reach down with $his lips and get $his cockhead into $his mouth, the meat filling it entirely. $He sucks industriously, swallowing $his own load. $He was just trying to relieve the pressure, but the added stimulation brings $him to climax again. Silenced by $his own dickhead, $he shudders deliciously and starts over, wringing more cum into $his own mouth. You change angles, bringing the hard head of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your own penis<<else>>your phallus<</if>> against $his prostate and forcing an agonizing third climax.
+		It doesn't take long. $His <<if $activeSlave.scrotum == 0>>invisible but overfull balls<<else>>balls tighten and<</if>> shoot cum into $his soft python of a dick, but not a drop appears at its tip. Gasping at the mixed relief and discomfort, $he lets $his butt go and wriggles around to grab $his dick around its base with both hands. $He squeezes it from base to tip to bring out its contents. $He's so huge that $he's able to reach down with $his lips and get $his cockhead into $his mouth, the meat filling it entirely. $He sucks industriously, swallowing $his own load. $He was just trying to relieve the pressure, but the added stimulation brings $him to climax again. Silenced by $his own dickhead, $he shudders deliciously and starts over, wringing more cum into $his own mouth. You change angles, bringing the hard head of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your own penis<<else>>your phallus<</if>> against $his prostate and forcing an agonizing third climax.
 		<br><br>
-		$He's so discombobulated by this that $he goes limp, offering no resistance as you extract yourself, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>straddle $his torso, and press your dick inside $his mouth to climax there, adding your own ejaculate<<else>>slip out of the harness with the ease of long practice, and straddle $his face so that your climax adds a good quantity of your pussyjuice<</if>> to everything $he's already gotten down<<if $PC.vagina == 1>><<if $PC.dick == 1>> and leaving quite a lot of your pussyjuice on $his chin<</if>><</if>>. When you finally release $him, $he slithers down to the floor, utterly spent.
+		$He's so discombobulated by this that $he goes limp, offering no resistance as you extract yourself, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>straddle $his torso, and press your dick inside $his mouth to climax there, adding your own ejaculate<<else>>slip out of the harness with the ease of long practice, and straddle $his face so that your climax adds a good quantity of your pussyjuice<</if>> to everything $he's already gotten down<<if $PC.vagina != -1>><<if $PC.dick != 0>> and leaving quite a lot of your pussyjuice on $his chin<</if>><</if>>. When you finally release $him, $he slithers down to the floor, utterly spent.
 		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			$He raises a shaky hand to @@.mediumaquamarine;gesture thanks.@@
 		<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
@@ -16617,7 +16620,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			run your hands across $his bottom,
 		<</if>>
-		and then shove <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>
+		and then shove <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 			inside $his cunt.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -16636,11 +16639,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			$him.
 		<</if>>
 		<br><br>
-		$He's so pent up that $he reaches $his first climax quickly, filling $his capped dick with cum. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>tries to moan<<else>>moans<</if>> at the combination of relief and pressure inside $his dick, and then slumps a little when $he feels the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>penis<<else>>hard phallus<</if>> inside $him fuck $him even harder, forcing $him towards a second orgasm. And after that one, a third. And a fourth.
+		$He's so pent up that $he reaches $his first climax quickly, filling $his capped dick with cum. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>tries to moan<<else>>moans<</if>> at the combination of relief and pressure inside $his dick, and then slumps a little when $he feels the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>penis<<else>>hard phallus<</if>> inside $him fuck $him even harder, forcing $him towards a second orgasm. And after that one, a third. And a fourth.
 		<br><br>
 		When you finally climax yourself, you stand, leaving $him writhing at your feet with $his huge soft cock positively pressurized. Considering the situation, you kneel down at $his side, deciding what to do. Stroking $him in a mockery of reassurance, you grab $his agonized member, producing a <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>gaping, silent scream<<else>>little shriek<</if>>.
 		<<if $activeSlave.toyHole == "dick" && ($PC.preg == 0 || $PC.vagina == 0)>>
-			You maneuver the massive thing into your own <<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina == 1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>, slide a finger in alongside the monstrous thing as $he <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>moans with expectation<<else>>begs abjectly to unleash $his<</if>>, and pop the elastic off. You get to watch $his face as $he floods your <<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina == 1>>womanhood<<else>>bowels<</if>> with cum, your stomach taking on a distinctive swell as $his pent-up load empties into you.
+			You maneuver the massive thing into your own <<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina != -1>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>, slide a finger in alongside the monstrous thing as $he <<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>moans with expectation<<else>>begs abjectly to unleash $his<</if>>, and pop the elastic off. You get to watch $his face as $he floods your <<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina != -1>>womanhood<<else>>bowels<</if>> with cum, your stomach taking on a distinctive swell as $his pent-up load empties into you.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 			<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave)>>
 				<<= knockMeUp($PC, 50, 0, $activeSlave.ID)>>
@@ -16778,18 +16781,18 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</if>>
 		<br><br>
 		You swing a bucket under $his nipples and milk $him by hand, as though $he were a cow. This isn't exactly what $he had in mind, but the feeling of your hands on $his nipples, tugging the streams of milk out of $him and into the bucket beneath <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs">>brings $him very close to orgasm<<else>>eventually relaxes $him<</if>>. Seeing this, you muse aloud, as though to yourself, that a little farmyard bestiality wouldn't hurt, since there's no one here but you and a dairy cow. Pawing the cow's behind possessively, you finger $him aggressively before deciding on
-		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			a little cow pussy. You walk around behind $him and fuck $him hard enough to shake the drops of milk still clinging to $his sore nipples down and into the bucket below.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			When you're finished, you step away, leaving your cum to run out of $his cunt and down $his thighs,
-		<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave) && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave) && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			some cow ass. You walk around behind $him and buttfuck $his hard enough to shake the drops of milk still clinging to $his sore nipples down and into the bucket below.
 			<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			When you're finished, you step away, leaving your cum to drip out of $his gaped asshole,
 		<<else>>
 			a little cow tongue action.
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
-				You stand up and grind your pussy against the cow's upturned mouth, humping $his face hard enough to shake the drops of milk still clinging to $his sore nipples down and into the bucket below.<<if $PC.dick == 1>> You pull away when you're about halfway there, only to shove your cock down $his throat instead.<</if>> When you're finished, you step away, leaving $his face thoroughly coated in girlcum<<if $PC.dick == 1>> and $his mouth full of your load<</if>>,
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
+				You stand up and grind your pussy against the cow's upturned mouth, humping $his face hard enough to shake the drops of milk still clinging to $his sore nipples down and into the bucket below.<<if $PC.dick != 0>> You pull away when you're about halfway there, only to shove your cock down $his throat instead.<</if>> When you're finished, you step away, leaving $his face thoroughly coated in girlcum<<if $PC.dick != 0>> and $his mouth full of your load<</if>>,
 			<<else>>
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
@@ -16800,7 +16803,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<set $activeSlave.lactationDuration = 2>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.boobs -= $activeSlave.boobsMilk, $activeSlave.boobsMilk = 0>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>><<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>>//This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>><</if>>
+<</link>><<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>>//This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>><</if>>
 
 <<case "refreshment delivery">>
 
@@ -16823,7 +16826,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 6>>
 			tabs of $PC.refreshment
 		<</if>>
-		and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>some cunnilingus<</if>>. Turning to $activeSlave.slaveName, you
+		and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>some cunnilingus<</if>>. Turning to $activeSlave.slaveName, you
 		<<if $PC.refreshmentType == 0>>
 			select a $PC.refreshment,
 		<<elseif $PC.refreshmentType == 1>>
@@ -16927,12 +16930,12 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<</if>>
 				You go back to work, letting the slave loll around on your desk, enjoying the effects. You reflect that it's probably some kind of milestone in wealth that you're willing to throw the good stuff around like this. When $he's had time to reflect on the strange incident, $he @@.mediumaquamarine;resolves to trust you more in the future,@@ since it can be fun.
 			<<else>>
-				You tell $him to hop up on the desk and face you. $He obeys promptly, <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>already starting to pant<<else>><<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching you closely<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listening closely<<else>>waiting<</if>> for further instructions<</if>>. To $his surprise, you <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>unfasten your top, freeing your breasts, and <</if>>uncover your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stiffening cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and moistening pussy<</if>><<else>>moistening pussy<</if>>. Taking some $PC.refreshment in your fingers, you massage it onto your erect
-				<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $PC.boobs == 1>>
+				You tell $him to hop up on the desk and face you. $He obeys promptly, <<if $activeSlave.energy > 95>>already starting to pant<<else>><<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watching you closely<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listening closely<<else>>waiting<</if>> for further instructions<</if>>. To $his surprise, you <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>unfasten your top, freeing your breasts, and <</if>>uncover your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stiffening cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and moistening pussy<</if>><<else>>moistening pussy<</if>>. Taking some $PC.refreshment in your fingers, you massage it onto your erect
+				<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 					nipples and dick
-				<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.boobs == 1>>
+				<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1 && $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 					nipples and clit
-				<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>
+				<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>
 					dick
 				<<else>>
 					clit
@@ -16998,11 +17001,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Enjoy $his helplessness">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You give $him no orders at all, since $his helplessness makes $him <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>cooperation<<else>>consent<</if>> completely unnecessary for what you're planning. $He makes to turn as you come around behind $him, but $he can manage only a partial crane of $his shoulders and neck to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>see<<else>>figure out<</if>> what you're doing. Seizing $his ankles, you haul $his legs out from under $his boobs and body, and then push $him forward, balancing $his body atop $his tits as though they were an exercise ball. <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>$He giggles at this<<else>>$He struggles a little at the sudden discomfort<</if>>, and tries to steady $himself with $his hands, so you pull them around behind $him and pin $his arms to $his $activeSlave.skin back with one of your hands. You <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shove your dick up<<else>>pull on a strap-on with your other hand and insert it into<</if>> $his defenseless
+			You give $him no orders at all, since $his helplessness makes $him <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>cooperation<<else>>consent<</if>> completely unnecessary for what you're planning. $He makes to turn as you come around behind $him, but $he can manage only a partial crane of $his shoulders and neck to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>see<<else>>figure out<</if>> what you're doing. Seizing $his ankles, you haul $his legs out from under $his boobs and body, and then push $him forward, balancing $his body atop $his tits as though they were an exercise ball. <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>$He giggles at this<<else>>$He struggles a little at the sudden discomfort<</if>>, and tries to steady $himself with $his hands, so you pull them around behind $him and pin $his arms to $his $activeSlave.skin back with one of your hands. You <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shove your dick up<<else>>pull on a strap-on with your other hand and insert it into<</if>> $his defenseless
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>. Then you fuck $him.
 			<<= VCheck.Simple()>>
 			<br><br>
-			You're physically fit to begin with, and between that and all the practice you get, you pride yourself on your <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>master level futa skills<<else>>cocksmanship<</if>><<else>>power with a strap-on<</if>>. You can fuck hard, and $activeSlave.slaveName gets fucked hard. Having all of $his weight on $his tits, and being sawed back and forth on top of those tits, is not comfortable.
+			You're physically fit to begin with, and between that and all the practice you get, you pride yourself on your <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>master level futa skills<<else>>cocksmanship<</if>><<else>>power with a strap-on<</if>>. You can fuck hard, and $activeSlave.slaveName gets fucked hard. Having all of $his weight on $his tits, and being sawed back and forth on top of those tits, is not comfortable.
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.vagina < 3>>
 					Worse, only the most veteran cunt could accept this kind of treatment without some pain, and $hers is far tighter than you're treating it.
@@ -17014,7 +17017,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>Since $he cannot groan, $he begins to gasp raggedly<<else>>$He begins to grunt and groan<</if>> with each forward thrust as you penetrate $him, pressing $him forward across $his cushion of boobs. $He tries to take some of the weight off with $his feet, but after some vain scrabbling $he's obliged to @@.hotpink;give up and take it.@@
 			<br><br>
-			When you're finished, you withdraw and drop $him, letting $him slump against $his sore breasts. $He's too tired and overstimulated to do anything but stay limp, and $his relaxed <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>butthole<</if>> <<if $PC.dick == 1>>releases drips of your cum to go sliding down $his thighs<<else>>glistens attractively with lube<</if>>. You direct
+			When you're finished, you withdraw and drop $him, letting $him slump against $his sore breasts. $He's too tired and overstimulated to do anything but stay limp, and $his relaxed <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>butthole<</if>> <<if $PC.dick != 0>>releases drips of your cum to go sliding down $his thighs<<else>>glistens attractively with lube<</if>>. You direct
 			<<if $boobAccessibility == 1 || $pregAccessibility == 1>>
 				the accessibility assistance functions of your office to
 			<<else>>
@@ -17161,12 +17164,12 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Double penetrate $his mouth for insolence">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You step forward and caress the slave's throat, telling $him to suck like a good little $desc. You make no threat, but give $him the order in a <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>voice of brass<<else>>commanding manner<</if>>. $He knows what you can do to $him, and scrabbles forward to obey, @@.gold;terribly frightened.@@ $His fear is justified. You announce that $he's avoided serious punishment, but $he still needs correction for $him hesitation and insolence. $He can't beg or even moan, since $he's being facefucked by the feeder dildo by now, but $his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> widen in terror. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>can't watch you, since $he can't turn $his head,<<else>>can't see what you are doing,<</if>> so $he has almost no time to prepare when you haul $him head most of the way off the feeder and shove <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your own phallus<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> into $his mouth, too. $He gags instantly, almost vomiting, but forces $himself to relax as you begin to thrust into $his throat, alternately with the feeder. The liquid food provides plenty of lubrication, and a lot of liquid for $him to gag on, and before long $he's a degraded, humiliating mess. $He often clamps $his eyes shut as $he desperately concentrates on breathing, squeezing the tears out to run down $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks.
+		You step forward and caress the slave's throat, telling $him to suck like a good little $desc. You make no threat, but give $him the order in a <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>voice of brass<<else>>commanding manner<</if>>. $He knows what you can do to $him, and scrabbles forward to obey, @@.gold;terribly frightened.@@ $His fear is justified. You announce that $he's avoided serious punishment, but $he still needs correction for $him hesitation and insolence. $He can't beg or even moan, since $he's being facefucked by the feeder dildo by now, but $his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> widen in terror. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>can't watch you, since $he can't turn $his head,<<else>>can't see what you are doing,<</if>> so $he has almost no time to prepare when you haul $him head most of the way off the feeder and shove <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your own phallus<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> into $his mouth, too. $He gags instantly, almost vomiting, but forces $himself to relax as you begin to thrust into $his throat, alternately with the feeder. The liquid food provides plenty of lubrication, and a lot of liquid for $him to gag on, and before long $he's a degraded, humiliating mess. $He often clamps $his eyes shut as $he desperately concentrates on breathing, squeezing the tears out to run down $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks.
 		<<if ($suppository != 0) && ($activeSlave.drugs != "none")>>You leave the poor slave to take $his drugs up the ass, since the kitchen administers those by phallus, too. Fortunately for $him, $he doesn't object to that.<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
-<<if $PC.balls > 2>>
+<<if $PC.balls >= 14>>
 	<br><<link "Force-feed $him with your own cock">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -17212,7 +17215,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Double penetrate $his ass for insolence">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You step forward and take gentle hold of the slave's throat, telling $him to get down on $his knees like a good little $desc. You make no threat, but give $him the order in a voice of brass. $He knows what you can do to $him, and hurries to obey, @@.gold;terribly frightened.@@ $His fear is justified. You announce that $he's avoided serious punishment, but $he still needs correction for $his hesitation and insolence. $He's concerned when $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>feels<</if>> you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>get your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>and pussy<</if>> out<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>>, though $he's distracted by the rapidly accelerating buttfuck $he's getting from the machine. $He tries to offer you $his throat, but $his hopes are dashed when you walk around behind $him, swing a leg over the machine pistoning in and out of $his asshole, and command it to stop for a moment. Then you work <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>your own dildo<</if>> up $his ass alongside the phallus that already fills it. The drugs are delivered with lubricant, and you do fit, but only after a nice long session of sobbing, spasming, and finally crying resignation. Then you order the machine to go back to what it was doing, and the resignation vanishes, replaced with anal pain as $activeSlave.slaveName takes double penetration up $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>gaping anus<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>big butthole<<else>>poor, abused little butt<</if>>.
+		You step forward and take gentle hold of the slave's throat, telling $him to get down on $his knees like a good little $desc. You make no threat, but give $him the order in a voice of brass. $He knows what you can do to $him, and hurries to obey, @@.gold;terribly frightened.@@ $His fear is justified. You announce that $he's avoided serious punishment, but $he still needs correction for $his hesitation and insolence. $He's concerned when $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>feels<</if>> you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>get your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>and pussy<</if>> out<<else>>don a strap-on<</if>>, though $he's distracted by the rapidly accelerating buttfuck $he's getting from the machine. $He tries to offer you $his throat, but $his hopes are dashed when you walk around behind $him, swing a leg over the machine pistoning in and out of $his asshole, and command it to stop for a moment. Then you work <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>your own dildo<</if>> up $his ass alongside the phallus that already fills it. The drugs are delivered with lubricant, and you do fit, but only after a nice long session of sobbing, spasming, and finally crying resignation. Then you order the machine to go back to what it was doing, and the resignation vanishes, replaced with anal pain as $activeSlave.slaveName takes double penetration up $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>gaping anus<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>big butthole<<else>>poor, abused little butt<</if>>.
 		<<if ($suppository != 0) && ($activeSlave.drugs != "none")>>When you grow tired of the whining, you order the kitchen to give the bitch breakfast. It extends a feeding phallus and fills $his throat, muffling the noise somewhat.<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 4>>
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
@@ -17350,7 +17353,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				soft
 			<</if>>
-			thighs, producing a shiver from the $desc, and lift $him up against your chest, pinning $him there with your hands supporting the backs of $his knees. Giggling<<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>> mutely<</if>>, $he finds $himself held in a fetal position with $his back pressed against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>tits<<else>>chest<</if>>.
+			thighs, producing a shiver from the $desc, and lift $him up against your chest, pinning $him there with your hands supporting the backs of $his knees. Giggling<<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>> mutely<</if>>, $he finds $himself held in a fetal position with $his back pressed against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>tits<<else>>chest<</if>>.
 			<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 40000>>
 				$His expansive tits not only weigh $him down, but also force you to push $him against the shower wall for added support.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 160>>
@@ -17415,8 +17418,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				You can hold the little slave like this as long as you like.
 			<</if>>
 			You shift your grip to hold $him with one hand so you can
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-				maneuver your cock inside $him, and then resume your original hold so you can slide $him up and down your shaft. <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>You make sure $he's really hilted at the height of each stroke, putting some nice pressure on your pussy.<</if>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+				maneuver your cock inside $him, and then resume your original hold so you can slide $him up and down your shaft. <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>You make sure $he's really hilted at the height of each stroke, putting some nice pressure on your pussy.<</if>>
 			<<else>>
 				slide your fingers inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>ass<</if>>, since you're not putting $him down to get a strap-on. Knowing $he can't reach your cunt to return the favor like this, $he relaxes and lets you play with $him.
 			<</if>>
@@ -17478,7 +17481,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			as $he moves.
 		<</if>>
-		$He gives you an excellent nude lap dance, expressing the art at the level only the finest old world strippers can manage. The interaction is all about you, your eyes on $his body, your desire for $his touch, and finally your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cum flowing into $his mouth as $he sucks your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and the wetness against $his fingers as they tease your pussy<</if>><<else>>pussyjuice coating $his lips as $he eats you out<</if>>. $He @@.mediumaquamarine;knows $his place@@ very well.
+		$He gives you an excellent nude lap dance, expressing the art at the level only the finest old world strippers can manage. The interaction is all about you, your eyes on $his body, your desire for $his touch, and finally your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cum flowing into $his mouth as $he sucks your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and the wetness against $his fingers as they tease your pussy<</if>><<else>>pussyjuice coating $his lips as $he eats you out<</if>>. $He @@.mediumaquamarine;knows $his place@@ very well.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -17492,7 +17495,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			You make your moves the masculine companion to $hers, moving like a paragon of frank male
 			<<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>
 				sexuality, despite the fecund curve to your stomach.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				sexuality, despite the pair of breasts bouncing on your chest.
 			<<else>>
 				sexuality.
@@ -17581,10 +17584,10 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			You decide to have some fun with the temporarily helpless slave. You
-			<<if $activeSlave.ID == $Bodyguard.ID>>get out of bed<<else>>head to where $he's waiting for help<</if>> and scoop $him up, $his limblessness making it comically easy. With $his torso cradled in your grasp and $his head nestled into the crook of your arm, you carry $his <<if $activeSlave.ID == $Bodyguard.ID>>back towards your bed<<else>>back towards your suite<</if>>. When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>figures out<</if>> what you're doing, $he turns $his head and gives your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breast on that side<<else>>chest<</if>> an anticipatory kiss. When you set $him down on the bed, $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares<<else>>smiles<</if>> up at you invitingly and gives $his four P-Limb anchor points a glinting wiggle, a gesture that might mean anything. $His <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>, in any case, is presented openly for your use.
+			<<if $activeSlave.ID == $Bodyguard.ID>>get out of bed<<else>>head to where $he's waiting for help<</if>> and scoop $him up, $his limblessness making it comically easy. With $his torso cradled in your grasp and $his head nestled into the crook of your arm, you carry $his <<if $activeSlave.ID == $Bodyguard.ID>>back towards your bed<<else>>back towards your suite<</if>>. When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>figures out<</if>> what you're doing, $he turns $his head and gives your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breast on that side<<else>>chest<</if>> an anticipatory kiss. When you set $him down on the bed, $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares<<else>>smiles<</if>> up at you invitingly and gives $his four P-Limb anchor points a glinting wiggle, a gesture that might mean anything. $His <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>asshole<</if>>, in any case, is presented openly for your use.
 			<br><br>
 			After fingering your helpless toy experimentally, you
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 					slide yourself inside $him and start fucking $him.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -17597,7 +17600,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 			<</if>>
 			$He has no control at all, but $he trusts you not to hurt $him and is soon enjoying $himself. $He can't seem to stop $himself from trying to move P-Limbs that aren't there, forgetting that $he's not wearing them whenever the arousal builds high enough to make $him forgetful. Eventually $he stops trying to restrain $himself, realizing that you're enjoying $his delicious wriggling beneath you. $He orgasms hard,
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>the walls of $his pussy squeezing your shaft<<else>>$his anus tightening around the base of your dick<</if>>.
 			<<else>>
 				moaning $his climax into your pussy with abandon.
@@ -17606,7 +17609,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			When you've climaxed yourself, $he looks back towards where $his P-Limbs are waiting, but you're not done with $his yet. You pick $him up again and bring $him into the shower. $He tries to help you, but again, $he gives up after a while, letting you wash $him. As you're rinsing the soap off $him, $he @@.hotpink;thanks you devotedly.@@ With the water streaming down $his face, you barely notice $his gentle tears.
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<</replace>>
-	<</link>><<if ((($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) || (($activeSlave.anus == 0) && canDoAnal($activeSlave))) && $PC.dick == 1>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+	<</link>><<if ((($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) || (($activeSlave.anus == 0) && canDoAnal($activeSlave))) && $PC.dick != 0>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
 <<case "orchiectomy please">>
@@ -17629,16 +17632,16 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Agree and make sure $he doesn't regret it">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You agree and send $him straight to the surgery. $He looks a little hesitant, as though the prospect is intimidating now that it's actually about to happen, but $he complies obediently. You direct $assistantName to bring $him back to your office as soon as $he's fully recovered. The curatives applied right after surgery hasten $his recovery, and $he's back the next day, standing a little gingerly, $his limp dick looking a bit sore. $He greets you properly, and comes over willingly when you recline in your chair and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>crook a finger at<<else>>beckon<</if>> $him. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>As $he approaches, $he notices that <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you've got your<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> futa<</if>> dick out<<else>>you're wearing a strap-on<</if>>, and looks a little apprehensive<<else>>$He approaches gingerly, still slightly sore<</if>>, but $he sits down obediently, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your erection<<else>>the phallus<</if>> coming to rest between $his legs and lower buttocks, resting against $his perineum and the smooth, recently healed patch of skin at the base of $his dick where $his ballsack used to be. $He gasps at the sensation of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your hot cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and the wet pussy beneath it<</if>><<else>>the hard thing<</if>> pressed against $his most intimate area, but $he doesn't flinch away.
+			You agree and send $him straight to the surgery. $He looks a little hesitant, as though the prospect is intimidating now that it's actually about to happen, but $he complies obediently. You direct $assistantName to bring $him back to your office as soon as $he's fully recovered. The curatives applied right after surgery hasten $his recovery, and $he's back the next day, standing a little gingerly, $his limp dick looking a bit sore. $He greets you properly, and comes over willingly when you recline in your chair and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>crook a finger at<<else>>beckon<</if>> $him. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>As $he approaches, $he notices that <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you've got your<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> futa<</if>> dick out<<else>>you're wearing a strap-on<</if>>, and looks a little apprehensive<<else>>$He approaches gingerly, still slightly sore<</if>>, but $he sits down obediently, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your erection<<else>>the phallus<</if>> coming to rest between $his legs and lower buttocks, resting against $his perineum and the smooth, recently healed patch of skin at the base of $his dick where $his ballsack used to be. $He gasps at the sensation of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your hot cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and the wet pussy beneath it<</if>><<else>>the hard thing<</if>> pressed against $his most intimate area, but $he doesn't flinch away.
 			<br><br>
 			You take your time with $him, leaning back in your chair so that $he's lying
-			<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-				against your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>fake breasts<<else>>cow tits<</if>>.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-				against your huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> firm<<else>> soft<</if>> breasts.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-				against your big<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>> firm<</if>> breasts.
-			<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+				against your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>fake breasts<<else>>cow tits<</if>>.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+				against your huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> firm<<else>> soft<</if>> breasts.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+				against your big<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>> firm<</if>> breasts.
+			<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 				against your tits
 			<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 				against your flat chest
@@ -17653,7 +17656,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				nipples
 			<</if>>
-			for a while, slowly starting to grind <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and the pussy attached to it<</if>><<else>>the strap-on<</if>> back and forth between $his legs. $He starts to ride you, and starts to beg you to fuck $him. You take $him under the arms and pull $him up, letting <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your erection<<else>>the dildo<</if>> spring free; $he takes the cue and lines its head up with $his
+			for a while, slowly starting to grind <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and the pussy attached to it<</if>><<else>>the strap-on<</if>> back and forth between $his legs. $He starts to ride you, and starts to beg you to fuck $him. You take $him under the arms and pull $him up, letting <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your erection<<else>>the dildo<</if>> spring free; $he takes the cue and lines its head up with $his
 			<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
 				asspussy.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>
@@ -17845,11 +17848,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>There's an audible little smack as $he achieves an erection, bringing $his dickhead against the bottom of the counter.<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 50>>
-			$He softens into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bosom<<else>>chest<</if>>, wriggling $his back into you to get comfortable.
+			$He softens into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>bosom<<else>>chest<</if>>, wriggling $his back into you to get comfortable.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>
-			$He makes an effort to relax, and you can feel the stiffness go out of $his back, pressed against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bosom<<else>>chest<</if>>.
+			$He makes an effort to relax, and you can feel the stiffness go out of $his back, pressed against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>bosom<<else>>chest<</if>>.
 		<<else>>
-			$He remains stiff and afraid, shivering a little against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bosom<<else>>chest<</if>>.
+			$He remains stiff and afraid, shivering a little against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>bosom<<else>>chest<</if>>.
 		<</if>>
 		$He expects to get fucked, but you just massage $his breasts thoroughly, give $his <<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>belly<<else>>butt<</if>> a possessive pat, and continue on your way. $He thanks you <<if $activeSlave.devotion > 50>>with touching sincerity<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>sincerely<<else>>hesitantly<</if>> and returns to $his business, @@.mediumaquamarine;smiling a little.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
@@ -17884,7 +17887,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				and $he starts to cry, more from fear than from the pain.
 			<</if>>
 			<br><br>
-			Pleased, you tell $him to keep it up as best $he can, and trap $his hips against the edge of the counter before sliding <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>into $his pussy<<else>>up $his asshole<</if>>. It's not a comfortable angle, and between the rough penetration and the continued mammary torture,<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "masochist">>$he orgasms promptly<<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>>, scattering cum all over the counter<</if>><<else>>tears begin to run down $his cheeks<</if>>. When you climax, you grab the undersides of $his breasts and hoist $him up in a parody of exaltation, thrusting as far into $him as you can manage<<if $PC.dick == 1>> and <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>coming inside $him<<else>>blowing your load in $his butt<</if>><</if>>. The thrust, the lift, and the harsh hold on $his poor boobs extracts <<if $activeSlave.voice != 0>>a shriek<<else>>the pathetic little gasping noise that mute slaves make when in agony<</if>> from $his<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>, not to mention <<if $activeSlave.lactation == 1>>a few drops of milk<<else>>an ejaculation-like stream of milk<</if>> from each of $his nipples<</if>>. You discard your toy on the counter,
+			Pleased, you tell $him to keep it up as best $he can, and trap $his hips against the edge of the counter before sliding <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>into $his pussy<<else>>up $his asshole<</if>>. It's not a comfortable angle, and between the rough penetration and the continued mammary torture,<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "masochist">>$he orgasms promptly<<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>>, scattering cum all over the counter<</if>><<else>>tears begin to run down $his cheeks<</if>>. When you climax, you grab the undersides of $his breasts and hoist $him up in a parody of exaltation, thrusting as far into $him as you can manage<<if $PC.dick != 0>> and <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>coming inside $him<<else>>blowing your load in $his butt<</if>><</if>>. The thrust, the lift, and the harsh hold on $his poor boobs extracts <<if $activeSlave.voice != 0>>a shriek<<else>>the pathetic little gasping noise that mute slaves make when in agony<</if>> from $his<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>, not to mention <<if $activeSlave.lactation == 1>>a few drops of milk<<else>>an ejaculation-like stream of milk<</if>> from each of $his nipples<</if>>. You discard your toy on the counter,
 			<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "masochist">>
 				leaving the poor pain addict in a state of @@.hotpink;high sexual satiation,@@ even if $he does move $his battered breasts gingerly as $he climbs down.
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
@@ -18071,7 +18074,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<</if>>
 				@@.lime;ass is now broken in.@@
 			<</if>>
-			$He sobs quietly with each thrust of your hips, and when you finally <<if $PC.dick == 1>>make yet another cum deposit into $his <<if $activeSlave.weight < -80>>emaciated <<else>>bony <</if>>body and<</if>> pull out, you instruct
+			$He sobs quietly with each thrust of your hips, and when you finally <<if $PC.dick != 0>>make yet another cum deposit into $his <<if $activeSlave.weight < -80>>emaciated <<else>>bony <</if>>body and<</if>> pull out, you instruct
 			<<if $activeSlave.dietCum == 1>>
 				$assistantName to dramatically increase the amount of cum in $his diet from now on. You won't have a slave telling you what $he eats. $activeSlave.slaveName <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears your instructions <<else>>correctly guesses the meaning behind your body language <</if>>and whimpers before rubbing $his sore bottom and
 			<<else>>
@@ -18115,7 +18118,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<link "Fuck $him">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You announce that you're going to fuck $his <<if $activeSlave.anus == 0>>virgin <</if>>asspussy. To your complete lack of surprise, $he can't hide $his horror at the prospect of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>having a cock inside $his<<else>>being fucked with a strap-on<</if>>, and $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>wide, <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> track<<else>>terrified face follows<</if>> your movements closely as you stand up and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>reveal the formidable member<<else>>don the strap-on<</if>> you're about to breed $him with. You order $him to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneel<<else>>get<</if>> on the couch, which $he does, @@.gold;cringing in fear of being buttfucked, but knowing disobedience will be worse;@@ and then you order $him to reach down and spread $his butt for you, as wide as it'll go. $He complies,
+			You announce that you're going to fuck $his <<if $activeSlave.anus == 0>>virgin <</if>>asspussy. To your complete lack of surprise, $he can't hide $his horror at the prospect of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>having a cock inside $his<<else>>being fucked with a strap-on<</if>>, and $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>wide, <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> track<<else>>terrified face follows<</if>> your movements closely as you stand up and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>reveal the formidable member<<else>>don the strap-on<</if>> you're about to breed $him with. You order $him to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneel<<else>>get<</if>> on the couch, which $he does, @@.gold;cringing in fear of being buttfucked, but knowing disobedience will be worse;@@ and then you order $him to reach down and spread $his butt for you, as wide as it'll go. $He complies,
 			<<if $activeSlave.butt > 12>>
 				grabbing as much flesh as $he can of each monstrous buttock and heaving them as far apart as $he can manage in an attempt
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 6>>
@@ -18133,7 +18136,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				tight little rosebud.
 			<</if>>
-			You let $him soak in $his discomfort, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stroking your cock gently<<else>>rubbing a little lube on the tip of your phallus<</if>> and letting $him see how big it is. $His cringing even extends to $his asshole,
+			You let $him soak in $his discomfort, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stroking your cock gently<<else>>rubbing a little lube on the tip of your phallus<</if>> and letting $him see how big it is. $His cringing even extends to $his asshole,
 			<<if $activeSlave.analArea > 3>>
 				the huge area of crinkled skin
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.analArea > 1>>
@@ -18146,7 +18149,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<br><br><span id="result2">
 				<<link "Make sure $he gets off on it">>
 					<<replace "#result2">>
-						You press <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>your weapon<</if>> past $his sphincter with care, and $his posture softens a little as $he realizes you aren't going to hurt $him. Once you've hilted <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>> inside $him, you caress $his
+						You press <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>your weapon<</if>> past $his sphincter with care, and $his posture softens a little as $he realizes you aren't going to hurt $him. Once you've hilted <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>> inside $him, you caress $his
 						<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 150000>>
 							_belly distended
 						<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 95>>
@@ -18174,7 +18177,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 						<<else>>
 							thin
 						<</if>>
-						waist, running your hands across $his skin. Then you <<if $activeSlave.clitPiercing == 3>>activate $his smart frenulum piercing<<else>>secure a couple of little egg vibes to $his dick<</if>>. $He gasps as the vibration starts, and then gasps again as $his anus tightens involuntarily with the stimulation, squeezing the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>warm penis<<else>>phallus<</if>> that fills it. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>moans openly<<else>>rasps mutely<</if>> as you pull out and then thrust into $him. Much against $his will, $he <<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>quickly becomes erect<<else>>starts to drip precum, which is $his ballsless body's way of showing arousal<</if>>.
+						waist, running your hands across $his skin. Then you <<if $activeSlave.clitPiercing == 3>>activate $his smart frenulum piercing<<else>>secure a couple of little egg vibes to $his dick<</if>>. $He gasps as the vibration starts, and then gasps again as $his anus tightens involuntarily with the stimulation, squeezing the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>warm penis<<else>>phallus<</if>> that fills it. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>moans openly<<else>>rasps mutely<</if>> as you pull out and then thrust into $him. Much against $his will, $he <<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>quickly becomes erect<<else>>starts to drip precum, which is $his ballsless body's way of showing arousal<</if>>.
 						<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut">>
 						<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>
 							<<if $activeSlave.fetishStrength > 95>>
@@ -18196,7 +18199,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 						<<else>>
 							shivers and releases some watery fluid.
 						<</if>>
-						$He had almost forgotten that $he was being fucked like a girl, and stiffens uncomfortably when $he feels you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>fill $his rectum with your hot seed<<else>>grip $his hips harder and shake with your own climax<</if>>. As $he gets up from the couch, $he seems @@.hotpink;subdued and submissive.@@ After all, if $he's submitting to you, that absolves $him of responsibility for what $he's becoming.
+						$He had almost forgotten that $he was being fucked like a girl, and stiffens uncomfortably when $he feels you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>fill $his rectum with your hot seed<<else>>grip $his hips harder and shake with your own climax<</if>>. As $he gets up from the couch, $he seems @@.hotpink;subdued and submissive.@@ After all, if $he's submitting to you, that absolves $him of responsibility for what $he's becoming.
 						<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 					<</replace>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -18204,7 +18207,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<replace "#result2">>
 						You grab $his hips, getting a good grip, and spear the poor $desc without any hint of mercy. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>screams in pain and fear<<else>>sucks in a great sobbing gasp<</if>>, and tries to wriggle away despite $his intention of submitting to your use, but you hold $him in place and rape $his ass.
 						<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-						$He tries to maintain $his position, crying openly, but eventually slides off $his perch on the couch, pulling $his hole off your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>>. You grab $him by <<if $activeSlave.hLength > 20>>hair<<else>>neck<</if>> and smash $his face into the angle of the couch, leaving $his poor butt completely vulnerable. $He can't see you line up to ream $him again, but $he knows it's coming and cries, quivering. After a while, you haul $him up to $his feet and keep fucking $him, the uncomfortable angle of standing anal forcing new <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>squeals<<else>>rasps<</if>> out of $him. You pour degradation into $his ear as you take your pleasure from $his unhappy body, telling $him that $he's your fuckmeat. $He believes you, and when you finally orgasm and let $him slide off your hateful <<if $PC.dick == 1>>penis<<else>>strap-on<</if>>, $he's @@.gold;already terrified@@ of the next time you feel like fucking $him.
+						$He tries to maintain $his position, crying openly, but eventually slides off $his perch on the couch, pulling $his hole off your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>>. You grab $him by <<if $activeSlave.hLength > 20>>hair<<else>>neck<</if>> and smash $his face into the angle of the couch, leaving $his poor butt completely vulnerable. $He can't see you line up to ream $him again, but $he knows it's coming and cries, quivering. After a while, you haul $him up to $his feet and keep fucking $him, the uncomfortable angle of standing anal forcing new <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>squeals<<else>>rasps<</if>> out of $him. You pour degradation into $his ear as you take your pleasure from $his unhappy body, telling $him that $he's your fuckmeat. $He believes you, and when you finally orgasm and let $him slide off your hateful <<if $PC.dick != 0>>penis<<else>>strap-on<</if>>, $he's @@.gold;already terrified@@ of the next time you feel like fucking $him.
 						<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5>>
 					<</replace>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -18220,7 +18223,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<br><br><span id="result2">
 			<<link "Make $him perform oral on you, right here">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
-					You reach around, place a dominating hand on $his shoulder, pull $him around in front of you, and push $him down to $his knees. $He quickly realizes what's coming, and $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks blush furiously as you reveal your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>meaty dick<<else>>flushed pussy<</if>> and offer it to $him. $He gets busy, burying $his head against you with a speed that seems surprising until it occurs to you that this allows $him to hide $his face. Deciding to accept this tiny compromise, you run a possessive hand <<if $activeSlave.hLength < 5>>across $his smooth scalp<<elseif $activeSlave.hLength < 20>>through $his short hair<<else>>through $his tresses<</if>> and murmur praise for $his enthusiasm. $He stiffens at the implication that $he wants to be <<if $PC.dick == 1>>polishing your penis<<else>>eating you out<</if>> in broad daylight, but after a slight pause $he decides that this isn't bad. As <<if $PC.dick == 1>>$his head continues to bob back and forth as $he sucks your dick<<else>>$he continues nuzzling $his nose and mouth against your wet cunt<</if>>, $he fails to notice $his @@.hotpink;second major submission today.@@
+					You reach around, place a dominating hand on $his shoulder, pull $him around in front of you, and push $him down to $his knees. $He quickly realizes what's coming, and $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks blush furiously as you reveal your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>meaty dick<<else>>flushed pussy<</if>> and offer it to $him. $He gets busy, burying $his head against you with a speed that seems surprising until it occurs to you that this allows $him to hide $his face. Deciding to accept this tiny compromise, you run a possessive hand <<if $activeSlave.hLength < 5>>across $his smooth scalp<<elseif $activeSlave.hLength < 20>>through $his short hair<<else>>through $his tresses<</if>> and murmur praise for $his enthusiasm. $He stiffens at the implication that $he wants to be <<if $PC.dick != 0>>polishing your penis<<else>>eating you out<</if>> in broad daylight, but after a slight pause $he decides that this isn't bad. As <<if $PC.dick != 0>>$his head continues to bob back and forth as $he sucks your dick<<else>>$he continues nuzzling $his nose and mouth against your wet cunt<</if>>, $he fails to notice $his @@.hotpink;second major submission today.@@
 					<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation">>
 						<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>
 							Since $he has a humiliation fetish, the embarrassment has been arousing $him even as it's been torturing $him. Unsatisfied with just this, $his need to be shamed obliges $him to cock $his hips and make sure onlookers can see $his asspussy as $he services you with $his mouth.
@@ -18303,7 +18306,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			cup $his cute little
 		<</if>>
-		buttocks. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>coos<<else>>hums mutely<</if>> at the feeling of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> hands on $his bottom, and presses $himself against you as you rotate the two of you until you can set $his butt on the edge of your desk and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>slide your big dick into $his well-lubricated cunt<<else>>assertively press your own pussy against $his wet cunt<</if>>.
+		buttocks. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>coos<<else>>hums mutely<</if>> at the feeling of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> hands on $his bottom, and presses $himself against you as you rotate the two of you until you can set $his butt on the edge of your desk and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>slide your big dick into $his well-lubricated cunt<<else>>assertively press your own pussy against $his wet cunt<</if>>.
 		<br><br>
 		$He makes as if to lie back and take it, but you keep an arm around $his back and hug $his
 		<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000 || $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
@@ -18318,26 +18321,26 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			closer than ever.
 		<</if>>
 		You take your other hand and place a firm but loving grip under $his chin, lifting $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>>-eyed gaze to meet yours before kissing $him again. All the while, you
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			fuck $him powerfully, withdrawing your dick almost all the way and then hilting yourself in $his soaked slit.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 		<<else>>
 			trib $him with assurance, grinding your hips against $hers and making $him feel your heat.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.vaginal++, $vaginalTotal++>>
 		<</if>>
-		$He clings to you, accepting the closeness to $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> and enjoying the loving attention, even as the extreme wetness of $his cunt and your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>powerful thrusting<<else>>hungry grinding<</if>> begin to produce lewd noises from between you. $His generous natural lubrication lessens the friction and sensation a little, and you go for a long time before you both climax. You lead $him into your office shower, since you're both coated in $his pussyjuice<<if $PC.dick == 1>> and $he's carrying a big load of your cum<<else>>, and your own<</if>>. Under the hot water, you don't even have to pull $him close; @@.hotpink;$he presses $himself into your arms on $his own.@@
+		$He clings to you, accepting the closeness to $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> and enjoying the loving attention, even as the extreme wetness of $his cunt and your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>powerful thrusting<<else>>hungry grinding<</if>> begin to produce lewd noises from between you. $His generous natural lubrication lessens the friction and sensation a little, and you go for a long time before you both climax. You lead $him into your office shower, since you're both coated in $his pussyjuice<<if $PC.dick != 0>> and $he's carrying a big load of your cum<<else>>, and your own<</if>>. Under the hot water, you don't even have to pull $him close; @@.hotpink;$he presses $himself into your arms on $his own.@@
 		<<if $activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "romantic">>
 			For an incorrigible romantic like $him, this encounter was perfect, and $he @@.hotpink;loves you all the more for it.@@
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 3>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>><<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0 && $PC.dick == 1>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
+<</link>><<if $activeSlave.vagina == 0 && $PC.dick != 0>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Pound $his wet pussy">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		$He's so generously lubricated that $he's ready to take a good hard fuck, so you decide to give $him one. You point at the ground, and you don't even have to tell $him to get down on all fours and get ready to take it. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Your gesture<<else>>The atmosphere of the room<</if>> says it for you, and $he obediently gets down and gets in position to be bred like a bitch. $He angles $his hips just right to offer $his cunt to you<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>, an endeavor given the size of $his middle<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, while giving $his rounded middle room to hang<</if>>, and even reaches down to spread $his<<if $activeSlave.labia > 1>> dangling<</if>> labia to invite you into $his pink channel.
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 1>>
 				$He can take your big dick without a twinge,
 			<<else>>
@@ -18357,7 +18360,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</if>>
 			cunt's capacity, don it, and
 		<</if>>
-		mount $him with such force that your first stroke brings $his butt against your hips with an audible smack. There's also a deliciously lewd noise as <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your invading penis<<else>>the invading phallus<</if>> forces a little gush of pussyjuice out of $him. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>shrieks, but it's a shriek<<else>>gasps, but it's a gasp<</if>> of pleasure, and your rutting is so well-lubricated that $he has no trouble getting off on it. Wanting $his climax, you reach around $him and grab hold of $his pussy, feeling the slippery fluid between your fingers and the lewd thrusting motion as <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> pistons in and out of $him. That bit of stimulation is enough to tip $him over, and you feel a gush of femcum against your hand as <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dickhead<<else>>the head of the strap-on<</if>> forces an orgasm out of $his g-spot. $He's so discombobulated that $he collapses into the puddle of pussyjuice $he left on the floor when you stand up and head off for a shower, but $he @@.hotpink;crawls after you@@ as best $he can on rubbery legs.
+		mount $him with such force that your first stroke brings $his butt against your hips with an audible smack. There's also a deliciously lewd noise as <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your invading penis<<else>>the invading phallus<</if>> forces a little gush of pussyjuice out of $him. $He <<if $activeSlave.voice > 0>>shrieks, but it's a shriek<<else>>gasps, but it's a gasp<</if>> of pleasure, and your rutting is so well-lubricated that $he has no trouble getting off on it. Wanting $his climax, you reach around $him and grab hold of $his pussy, feeling the slippery fluid between your fingers and the lewd thrusting motion as <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> pistons in and out of $him. That bit of stimulation is enough to tip $him over, and you feel a gush of femcum against your hand as <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dickhead<<else>>the head of the strap-on<</if>> forces an orgasm out of $his g-spot. $He's so discombobulated that $he collapses into the puddle of pussyjuice $he left on the floor when you stand up and head off for a shower, but $he @@.hotpink;crawls after you@@ as best $he can on rubbery legs.
 		<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "submissive">>
 			<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>
 				The $desc sub loves getting fucked like that, and
@@ -18527,7 +18530,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			purring that _heA'd love to.
 		<</if>>
-		You talk through the $activeSlave.slaveName's medical condition with $him, and give $him a <<if $PC.medicine >= 100>>personal examination with the speed and accuracy of years of general practice<<else>>thorough exam<</if>>. Once this is done, you give $assistantName technical directions to make minor changes to $activeSlave.slaveName's drug regime, designed to make $his @@.lime;breasts grow just slightly faster.@@ The effect is minimal, but the point is made. $He's still not happy to be transformed into a big-breasted sex slave, but $he's relieved that was $his only punishment for expressing $his unhappiness about it.
+		You talk through the $activeSlave.slaveName's medical condition with $him, and give $him a <<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>>personal examination with the speed and accuracy of years of general practice<<else>>thorough exam<</if>>. Once this is done, you give $assistantName technical directions to make minor changes to $activeSlave.slaveName's drug regime, designed to make $his @@.lime;breasts grow just slightly faster.@@ The effect is minimal, but the point is made. $He's still not happy to be transformed into a big-breasted sex slave, but $he's relieved that was $his only punishment for expressing $his unhappiness about it.
 		<<if $activeSlave.geneMods.NCS == 0>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 100>>
 		<<else>>
@@ -18545,7 +18548,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>> //This option will cost <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
 <</if>>
-<<if canGetPregnant($activeSlave) && $PC.dick == 1>>
+<<if canGetPregnant($activeSlave) && $PC.dick != 0>>
 	<<link "Give $his bust a boost by knocking $him up">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
@@ -18593,14 +18596,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		Pulling $him back against your
 		<<if $PC.belly > 1500>>
 			pregnant belly,
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 			own bosom,
 		<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 			flat chest,
 		<<else>>
 			muscular chest,
 		<</if>>
-		you reach around $him and take over the breast-cradling responsibilities. You say nothing for a while, just hefting $his weighty udders, rolling them from side to side slightly. After letting $him get used to the gentle treatment, you tell $him that you're $his owner, and you find big breasts very attractive. You tell $him that you understand that they can be uncomfortable at times, but you expect $him to tolerate that without complaint. It isn't easy to be pretty, but it's easier to be a pretty slave than to be a homely one. This last point affects $him, and $he seems to @@.mediumaquamarine;take heart in the idea that you're improving $him,@@ at least from your perspective. After all, $he's sitting atop <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your hard dick, which $he can definitely feel<<else>>your hot cunt, which $he can probably detect<</if>> through your clothes. $He does understand that having $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> enjoy touching $his boobs will be advantageous to $him.
+		you reach around $him and take over the breast-cradling responsibilities. You say nothing for a while, just hefting $his weighty udders, rolling them from side to side slightly. After letting $him get used to the gentle treatment, you tell $him that you're $his owner, and you find big breasts very attractive. You tell $him that you understand that they can be uncomfortable at times, but you expect $him to tolerate that without complaint. It isn't easy to be pretty, but it's easier to be a pretty slave than to be a homely one. This last point affects $him, and $he seems to @@.mediumaquamarine;take heart in the idea that you're improving $him,@@ at least from your perspective. After all, $he's sitting atop <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your hard dick, which $he can definitely feel<<else>>your hot cunt, which $he can probably detect<</if>> through your clothes. $He does understand that having $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> enjoy touching $his boobs will be advantageous to $him.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.lactation > 0>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.lactationDuration = 2>>
@@ -18657,7 +18660,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<span id="result2">
 			<<link "Break $him in again">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
-					$His ass is yours all over again. As soon as $his newly tight rosebud has recovered enough, you visit $him in the surgery, without even waiting for $him to leave it. You flip $him over on the recovery bed and force <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> up $his butt while $he wriggles with eager discomfort, squealing in pretended horror. $His renewed anal virginity was very brief; $his ass is once again @@.lime;broken in for penetration.@@ For $his part, $he @@.hotpink;thoroughly enjoyed losing $his anal cherry,@@ again.
+					$His ass is yours all over again. As soon as $his newly tight rosebud has recovered enough, you visit $him in the surgery, without even waiting for $him to leave it. You flip $him over on the recovery bed and force <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> up $his butt while $he wriggles with eager discomfort, squealing in pretended horror. $His renewed anal virginity was very brief; $his ass is once again @@.lime;broken in for penetration.@@ For $his part, $he @@.hotpink;thoroughly enjoyed losing $his anal cherry,@@ again.
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5, $activeSlave.counter.anal++, $analTotal++, $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 5, 1, -1, 1)>>
 				<</replace>>
@@ -18674,19 +18677,19 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			face the ground
 		<</if>>
-		and offer you $his ass. You're going to need some lubricant for this, but the $desc's saliva should be plenty. As you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>aim your dick<<else>>swiftly pull on a strap-on and aim it<</if>> at $his face, $he realizes that $his spit is going to be the only relief $his fucked-out butt is going to have for whatever you're planning. $He blows you with desperate eagerness, doing $his absolute best to coat your<<if $PC.dick != 1>> weapon's<</if>> shaft with as much saliva as $he can. You pull it free of $his mouth with a wet pop, and $he immediately faces the floor, cocking $his hips and spreading $his huge asspussy for you.
+		and offer you $his ass. You're going to need some lubricant for this, but the $desc's saliva should be plenty. As you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>aim your dick<<else>>swiftly pull on a strap-on and aim it<</if>> at $his face, $he realizes that $his spit is going to be the only relief $his fucked-out butt is going to have for whatever you're planning. $He blows you with desperate eagerness, doing $his absolute best to coat your<<if $PC.dick != 1>> weapon's<</if>> shaft with as much saliva as $he can. You pull it free of $his mouth with a wet pop, and $he immediately faces the floor, cocking $his hips and spreading $his huge asspussy for you.
 		<br><br>
-		After watching the way it contracts slightly as $he breathes hard for a while, letting $him feel the apprehension, you shove <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>the phallus<</if>> inside $him. $He takes it without any reaction at all, and $his gaped hole cups it only loosely. Grabbing $him by the shoulders, you haul $his torso up so it's against your
+		After watching the way it contracts slightly as $he breathes hard for a while, letting $him feel the apprehension, you shove <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>the phallus<</if>> inside $him. $He takes it without any reaction at all, and $his gaped hole cups it only loosely. Grabbing $him by the shoulders, you haul $his torso up so it's against your
 		<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 			pregnancy<<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>, capped by its popped navel<</if>>,
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 			breasts, capped by their rock-hard nipples,
 		<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 			flat chest, capped by its rock-hard nipples,
 		<<else>>
 			muscular chest,
 		<</if>>
-		and push three of your fingers into $his mouth. $He gags, surprised, but you shove them in farther, collecting as much spit as you can reach. Then you let $him fall back down again. $He knows what you're going to do, and moans as you slide your fingers in alongside your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>>, taking huge shuddering gasps as $he feels $his sphincter accommodate the abuse. Slowly, you slide your thumb in as well, pushing it around <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your stiff prick<<else>>the unyielding phallus<</if>> until you're holding it as if masturbating. And then you masturbate. Inside $his ass. $He begins to scream, but manages to prevent $himself from resisting. $He does $his desperate best to take your crushing abuse of $his worn-out hole, and collapses when you finally orgasm and let $him go. $He does $his best to offer some sort of @@.hotpink;submissive thanks,@@ but is barely coherent, and crawls off to shower again, $his lewd sphincter pulsing as $he goes.
+		and push three of your fingers into $his mouth. $He gags, surprised, but you shove them in farther, collecting as much spit as you can reach. Then you let $him fall back down again. $He knows what you're going to do, and moans as you slide your fingers in alongside your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>>, taking huge shuddering gasps as $he feels $his sphincter accommodate the abuse. Slowly, you slide your thumb in as well, pushing it around <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your stiff prick<<else>>the unyielding phallus<</if>> until you're holding it as if masturbating. And then you masturbate. Inside $his ass. $He begins to scream, but manages to prevent $himself from resisting. $He does $his desperate best to take your crushing abuse of $his worn-out hole, and collapses when you finally orgasm and let $him go. $He does $his best to offer some sort of @@.hotpink;submissive thanks,@@ but is barely coherent, and crawls off to shower again, $his lewd sphincter pulsing as $he goes.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 		<<EventFetish $activeSlave "buttslut">>
@@ -18698,8 +18701,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<setLocalPronouns $HeadGirl 2>>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			You page $HeadGirl.slaveName for some assistance filling up a loose hole, and _he2 comes quickly, <<if canPenetrate($HeadGirl)>>precum already visible at the tip of _his2 erection<<else>>bringing a strap-on<</if>>. When _he2 arrives, it's to the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName sitting on your lap<<if !canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>, anal chastity discarded<</if>>, with your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his ridiculous anal gape, waiting for a second phallus while your hands tease $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples. Seeing that backup has arrived, you lean back and shift your grip to the back of the receptacle's lower thighs, pulling $him up and shifting $his hips to offer your Head Girl another berth in $activeSlave.slaveName's ass. This pulls $his loose sphincter up, producing a little gape above the top of your invading shaft, and $HeadGirl.slaveName loses no time in fucking it. _He2 gives $activeSlave.slaveName a kiss, but soon breaks the lip lock, since _he2's more interested in making eyes at you over your mutual anal conquest's shuddering shoulder. As
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			You page $HeadGirl.slaveName for some assistance filling up a loose hole, and _he2 comes quickly, <<if canPenetrate($HeadGirl)>>precum already visible at the tip of _his2 erection<<else>>bringing a strap-on<</if>>. When _he2 arrives, it's to the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName sitting on your lap<<if !canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>, anal chastity discarded<</if>>, with your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his ridiculous anal gape, waiting for a second phallus while your hands tease $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples. Seeing that backup has arrived, you lean back and shift your grip to the back of the receptacle's lower thighs, pulling $him up and shifting $his hips to offer your Head Girl another berth in $activeSlave.slaveName's ass. This pulls $his loose sphincter up, producing a little gape above the top of your invading shaft, and $HeadGirl.slaveName loses no time in fucking it. _He2 gives $activeSlave.slaveName a kiss, but soon breaks the lip lock, since _he2's more interested in making eyes at you over your mutual anal conquest's shuddering shoulder. As
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				<<if canPenetrate($HeadGirl)>>
 					your dicks slide against each other,
 				<<else>>
@@ -18810,7 +18813,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			traces $his chastity
 		<</if>>
-		and you press your groin towards $him. Getting the idea, $he begins to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>jack you off<<else>>finger your clit<</if>> energetically, taking the pace from your lusty demeanor and $his own feeling of energy and well-being. The two of you orgasm almost together. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>You angle your hips to shoot your seed onto the floor<<else>>You climax so violently that some of your femcum makes it onto the floor<</if>>.
+		and you press your groin towards $him. Getting the idea, $he begins to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>jack you off<<else>>finger your clit<</if>> energetically, taking the pace from your lusty demeanor and $his own feeling of energy and well-being. The two of you orgasm almost together. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>You angle your hips to shoot your seed onto the floor<<else>>You climax so violently that some of your femcum makes it onto the floor<</if>>.
 		<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 			$His ejaculate steadily drips from $his chastity cage,
 		<<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
@@ -18918,8 +18921,8 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<</if>>
 		and pull $him back into your arms. The other slave watches silently, awaiting some cue as to whether _heU's to join in or return to breakfast; you give _himU a flick of your chin, and _heU turns away, leaving you with $activeSlave.slaveName, embracing among the eating slaves.
 		<br><br>
-		You whisper into $his ear that you think $he's attractive, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>and point out that $he can feel the proof between $his buttocks. You're hard, and your stiff prick is poking $him in the rear. $He gasps and shifts a little, and you nestle your dick even closer into the warm place between $his legs and ass.<<else>>and tell $him that you can prove it. You grab one of $his hands and pull it around behind $him, between you, making $him feel your pussy. $He gasps at how wet it is.<</if>> "An old <<s>>lave like me, <<Master>>?" $he echoes in a small voice. An old slave like $him, you confirm, and tell $him that right now,
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1 && (canDoVaginal($activeSlave) || canDoAnal($activeSlave))>>
+		You whisper into $his ear that you think $he's attractive, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>and point out that $he can feel the proof between $his buttocks. You're hard, and your stiff prick is poking $him in the rear. $He gasps and shifts a little, and you nestle your dick even closer into the warm place between $his legs and ass.<<else>>and tell $him that you can prove it. You grab one of $his hands and pull it around behind $him, between you, making $him feel your pussy. $He gasps at how wet it is.<</if>> "An old <<s>>lave like me, <<Master>>?" $he echoes in a small voice. An old slave like $him, you confirm, and tell $him that right now,
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0 && (canDoVaginal($activeSlave) || canDoAnal($activeSlave))>>
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				you've decided to fuck $his pussy. $He starts at the sudden vulgarity, even with your cock resting against the soft skin between the bottom of $his vulva and $his anus, and shudders with sudden pleasure as you use a hand to guide yourself inside $his welcoming channel.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -18930,7 +18933,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			You take $him standing,
 		<<else>>
 			some oral sex from a slave like $him sounds just right. You push $him to $his knees and
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				push your dick into $his mouth,
 			<<else>>
 				hold $his mouth to your cunt,
@@ -18938,10 +18941,10 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			taking your pleasure from $him
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 		<</if>>
-		right there among your breakfasting slaves, who try to ignore you or watch with appreciation, according to their own natures. When you're finished, you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>spin $him around and kiss $him,<<else>>pull $him up to $his feet and kiss $him, tasting yourself on $his lips and<</if>> making sure $he knows @@.hotpink;you appreciate $his mature body@@ just as much as <<if $activeSlave.assignment == "whore" || $activeSlave.assignment == "work in the brothel">>$his customers do<<else>>your citizens do<</if>>.
+		right there among your breakfasting slaves, who try to ignore you or watch with appreciation, according to their own natures. When you're finished, you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>spin $him around and kiss $him,<<else>>pull $him up to $his feet and kiss $him, tasting yourself on $his lips and<</if>> making sure $he knows @@.hotpink;you appreciate $his mature body@@ just as much as <<if $activeSlave.assignment == "whore" || $activeSlave.assignment == "work in the brothel">>$his customers do<<else>>your citizens do<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && $PC.dick == 1>>//This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0) && $PC.dick == 1>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
+<</link>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && $PC.dick != 0>>//This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0) && $PC.dick != 0>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
 
 <<case "im scared">>
 
@@ -19001,13 +19004,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You rise from behind your desk, and $activeSlave.slaveName collapses to the floor, sure that $he's about to be severely punished. $He's shocked to feel your arms encircle $him as you kneel down beside $him and embrace $his huddled form. You pull $his head
-		<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-			against your enormous, <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>hard<<else>>soft<</if>> breasts,
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-			against your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> breasts,
-		<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-			against your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> breasts,
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+			against your enormous, <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>hard<<else>>soft<</if>> breasts,
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+			against your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> breasts,
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+			against your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>firm<<else>>soft<</if>> breasts,
+		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 			against your soft breasts,
 		<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 			against your flat chest,
@@ -19124,14 +19127,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			wiggling $his rear side to side alluringly
 		<</if>>
-		and putting a finger to $his slightly parted lips as $he stares down at your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stiff prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>>.
+		and putting a finger to $his slightly parted lips as $he stares down at your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stiff prick<<else>>strap-on<</if>>.
 		<br><br>
 		<<set _fucked = 0>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetish != "none">>
 			Finally making $his decision, $he
 			<<switch $eventSlave.fetish>>
 			<<case "submissive">>
-				turns around and carefully perches $himself on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>,
+				turns around and carefully perches $himself on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>,
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 					letting $his weight slide it inside $his wet pussy.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19144,11 +19147,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				$He's not used to being on top, but $he uses $himself to service you as submissively as $he can. $He pays $his own pleasure no attention at all,
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "cumslut">>
-				squats down, coming face to face with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"<<Master>>, I changed my mind about <<s>>itting," $he <<say>>s<<else>>$He gestures that $he changed $his mind about sitting<</if>>, and licks $his lips sluttily. Then $he gives <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you<<else>>the phallus<</if>> a lusty blowjob, humming and licking happily. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>$He swallows your load hungrily,<<else>>$He helps you out of the harness with your permission and eats you out too,<</if>>
+				squats down, coming face to face with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"<<Master>>, I changed my mind about <<s>>itting," $he <<say>>s<<else>>$He gestures that $he changed $his mind about sitting<</if>>, and licks $his lips sluttily. Then $he gives <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you<<else>>the phallus<</if>> a lusty blowjob, humming and licking happily. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>$He swallows your load hungrily,<<else>>$He helps you out of the harness with your permission and eats you out too,<</if>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "humiliation">>
-				turns around and sits on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, leaning back against you and making sure all the other slaves who pass by can see
+				turns around and sits on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, leaning back against you and making sure all the other slaves who pass by can see
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 					where it penetrates $his cunt.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19162,29 +19165,29 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "buttslut">>
 				<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus > 0)>>
-					turns around and shivers with pleasure as $he hilts $his anal sphincter around the base of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>. $He bounces on it happily, reaming $his own ass,
+					turns around and shivers with pleasure as $he hilts $his anal sphincter around the base of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>. $He bounces on it happily, reaming $his own ass,
 					<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 				<<else>>
-					turns around and shivers with pleasure as $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> slip between $his buttcheeks. $He rubs against it, happy to share $his butt with you,
+					turns around and shivers with pleasure as $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> slip between $his buttcheeks. $He rubs against it, happy to share $his butt with you,
 				<</if>>
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "boobs">>
-				squats down, placing <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>in the virtual hole formed in the place between $his breasts, which are so massive they rest together<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>in the valley between $his tits<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>between $his breasts<<else>>against one of $his nipples<</if>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"<<Master>>, I changed my mind about <<s>>itting," $he <<say>>s<<else>>$He gestures that $he changed $his mind about sitting<</if>>, and starts giving you a boob job. $He enjoys the breast play,
+				squats down, placing <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>in the virtual hole formed in the place between $his breasts, which are so massive they rest together<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>in the valley between $his tits<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>between $his breasts<<else>>against one of $his nipples<</if>>. <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>"<<Master>>, I changed my mind about <<s>>itting," $he <<say>>s<<else>>$He gestures that $he changed $his mind about sitting<</if>>, and starts giving you a boob job. $He enjoys the breast play,
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.mammary++, $mammaryTotal++>>
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "pregnancy">>
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
-					turns around and lovingly lowers $his pussy onto you. <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>$He's already pregnant, so this isn't a direct satisfaction of $his impregnation fetish, but being fucked while pregnant is almost as good as far as $he's concerned.<<elseif canGetPregnant($activeSlave)>>This might be the moment $he gets pregnant, and $he's quivering with anticipations.<<else>>$He knows $he isn't fertile, but $he's good at fantasizing.<</if>><<else>>Your strap-on might not be able to impregnate anyone, but $he's good at fantasizing.<</if>> $He rides you hungrily,
+					turns around and lovingly lowers $his pussy onto you. <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>$He's already pregnant, so this isn't a direct satisfaction of $his impregnation fetish, but being fucked while pregnant is almost as good as far as $he's concerned.<<elseif canGetPregnant($activeSlave)>>This might be the moment $he gets pregnant, and $he's quivering with anticipations.<<else>>$He knows $he isn't fertile, but $he's good at fantasizing.<</if>><<else>>Your strap-on might not be able to impregnate anyone, but $he's good at fantasizing.<</if>> $He rides you hungrily,
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 					<<if canImpreg($activeSlave, $PC)>>
 						<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 40, 0, -1)>>
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					turns around and carefully perches $himself on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, putting it between $his thighs. $He rides you caringly,
+					turns around and carefully perches $himself on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, putting it between $his thighs. $He rides you caringly,
 				<</if>>
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "dom">>
-				turns around and sits right down on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, eagerly
+				turns around and sits right down on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, eagerly
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 					taking it into $his cunt.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19197,7 +19200,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				$He loves being on top, even if $he's the one who's getting fucked. $He rides you happily,
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "sadist">>
-				turns around and hesitantly sits on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, letting
+				turns around and hesitantly sits on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>, letting
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 					it slide into $his cunt.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19210,7 +19213,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				$He prefers to be rough, but settles for just directing how $he gets used. $He rides you cautiously,
 				<<set _fucked = 1>>
 			<<case "masochist">>
-				turns around and carefully perches $himself on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>,
+				turns around and carefully perches $himself on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>,
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 					letting $his weight slide it inside $his wet pussy at an uncomfortable angle.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19225,9 +19228,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<</switch>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _fucked == 1>>
-			and after you've <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cum<<else>>climaxed<</if>>, $he @@.mediumaquamarine;thanks you trustingly,@@ happy $he's still allowed a sexy choice with you now and then.
+			and after you've <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cum<<else>>climaxed<</if>>, $he @@.mediumaquamarine;thanks you trustingly,@@ happy $he's still allowed a sexy choice with you now and then.
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>$He can't really think of how to accommodate the situation to $his own preferred approach to sex,<<else>>$He isn't well versed in how $his own sexual needs might fit into the situation,<</if>> so $he just services you like a good $girl. $He turns around and sits on <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>,
+			<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>$He can't really think of how to accommodate the situation to $his own preferred approach to sex,<<else>>$He isn't well versed in how $his own sexual needs might fit into the situation,<</if>> so $he just services you like a good $girl. $He turns around and sits on <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>>,
 			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 				squatting to bounce $his cunt up and down on it.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19245,7 +19248,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Have $him service you while you work">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You order $him to sit on your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and get you off like a good $girl, but not to disturb you while you're working. $He <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>shuts up immediately<<else>>obediently drops $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to $his side<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and stops communicating with them<</if>>, and approaches you carefully. Meanwhile, you go back to your tablet, ignoring $him completely. $He gingerly straddles your legs, positioning $his intimate areas directly over the pointing head of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your erection<<else>>the phallus<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, all while delicately trying to not bump into you with $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>><</if>>. Deciding that $he shouldn't use $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to guide it, $he lowers $himself slowly,
+		You order $him to sit on your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and get you off like a good $girl, but not to disturb you while you're working. $He <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>shuts up immediately<<else>>obediently drops $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to $his side<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and stops communicating with them<</if>>, and approaches you carefully. Meanwhile, you go back to your tablet, ignoring $him completely. $He gingerly straddles your legs, positioning $his intimate areas directly over the pointing head of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your erection<<else>>the phallus<</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>, all while delicately trying to not bump into you with $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>belly<</if>><</if>>. Deciding that $he shouldn't use $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to guide it, $he lowers $himself slowly,
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0)>>
 			breathing a little harder as $he feels its head spread $his pussylips and then slide inside $him.
 			<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19256,7 +19259,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			getting it situated between $his thighs, since that's the best option $he has available.
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>Before starting to pleasure you, $he notices there is no way $he can move with $his rounded middle sticking out as far as it does. $He carefully turns around, feeling your glare on $his back at $his mistake.<</if>>
-		Still crouched over you, $he begins to move up and down, milking <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your penis<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. As $he works into it, $he lets $his butt touch you, just once, but you make a nonverbal sound of disapproval, letting $him know not to disturb your work like that. Realizing that $he needs to play the human sex toy, $he
+		Still crouched over you, $he begins to move up and down, milking <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your penis<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. As $he works into it, $he lets $his butt touch you, just once, but you make a nonverbal sound of disapproval, letting $him know not to disturb your work like that. Realizing that $he needs to play the human sex toy, $he
 		<<if $activeSlave.butt > 12>>
 			grabs $his massive buttocks and finds that there is no way $he can keep the expanses of flesh from enveloping your lap.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 5>>
@@ -19266,7 +19269,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			uses $his arms for balance, since $his cute butt can stay out of the way on its own and doesn't need to be spread by hand.
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> You spread your legs as you shift into a more comfortable position, stealthily showing mercy since $he can't possibly keep $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>full-term belly<<else>>_belly belly<</if>> off you otherwise.<</if>> $He bobs up and down, getting you off without ever touching you<<if $PC.dick == 1>>, other than the contact between your penis and the inside of $his body, of course<</if>>.
+		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>> You spread your legs as you shift into a more comfortable position, stealthily showing mercy since $he can't possibly keep $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>full-term belly<<else>>_belly belly<</if>> off you otherwise.<</if>> $He bobs up and down, getting you off without ever touching you<<if $PC.dick != 0>>, other than the contact between your penis and the inside of $his body, of course<</if>>.
 		<<if $activeSlave.energy > 80>>
 			$He has such a powerful sex drive that even this sterile intercourse brings $him to orgasm.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.releaseRules == "restrictive" || $activeSlave.releaseRules == "chastity">>
@@ -19412,11 +19415,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		Deciding to help $him, you head over and grab a handful of each of $his asscheeks, hefting $him <<if $activeSlave.buttImplant/$activeSlave.butt >= .5>>unnaturally taut<<else>>soft<</if>> masses of feminine assflesh upward and out of the constricting clothing.
 		<<if (($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut")) || ($activeSlave.energy > 80)>>
-			$He's a little disappointed when $he realizes that you're just being helpful, instead of getting ready to stick <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>something<</if>> inside $him, but $he thanks you properly once $he's free. Clearly unwilling to leave it at just that, $he gives you quite a show as $he gets into the next size up, making sure to bounce $his ass for you and keeping $his <<if !canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>ass<</if>>pussy visible for longer than is strictly necessary. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He trusts you'll fuck $him some other time,@@ and is even a little happy that you're willing to lend $him a helping hand outside of sex.
+			$He's a little disappointed when $he realizes that you're just being helpful, instead of getting ready to stick <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>something<</if>> inside $him, but $he thanks you properly once $he's free. Clearly unwilling to leave it at just that, $he gives you quite a show as $he gets into the next size up, making sure to bounce $his ass for you and keeping $his <<if !canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>ass<</if>>pussy visible for longer than is strictly necessary. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He trusts you'll fuck $him some other time,@@ and is even a little happy that you're willing to lend $him a helping hand outside of sex.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
 			$He feels the familiar grip of your <<if $PC.title == 1>>strong<<else>>feminine<</if>> hands without surprise or resentment, and relaxes trustingly as you manipulate $his bottom. Realizing that you're helping $him, $he quickly slides the offending item down $his thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and off $himself, and then thanks you properly. $He smiles at you as $he puts on the next size up, clearly pleased that you'd @@.mediumaquamarine;assist $him with a trivial thing@@ outside of $his direct duties as a sex slave.
 		<<else>>
-			$He stiffens at the feeling of your hands on $his bottom, not sure whether you're about to ram <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>something<</if>> up $his defenseless asshole. You feel the muscles down there tense a little through the softness of the lower part of $his buttocks. That's not what you're planning, though, and eventually $he realizes that you mean to help. $He thanks you hesitantly before bending to slide the offending clothing down $his thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>. Nervously, $he thanks you again after $he's free, unsure of $himself but @@.mediumaquamarine;impressed that you'd help $him with a little thing like that.@@
+			$He stiffens at the feeling of your hands on $his bottom, not sure whether you're about to ram <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>something<</if>> up $his defenseless asshole. You feel the muscles down there tense a little through the softness of the lower part of $his buttocks. That's not what you're planning, though, and eventually $he realizes that you mean to help. $He thanks you hesitantly before bending to slide the offending clothing down $his thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>. Nervously, $he thanks you again after $he's free, unsure of $himself but @@.mediumaquamarine;impressed that you'd help $him with a little thing like that.@@
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
@@ -19427,14 +19430,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			Finding the situation simply too good to pass up, you wait until $he's not <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looking at<<else>>paying attention to<</if>> you, and then approach $him from behind.
 			<<if ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-				$He gasps wantonly as $he feels the familiar sensation of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> infiltrating between $his cheeks and towards $his <<if $activeSlave.anus >= 3>>loose<<elseif $activeSlave.anus >= 2>>relaxed<<else>>tight little<</if>> anus. $He releases $his grip on the constricting clothing that's binding $his thighs together and grinds $his ass back against you, making sure every <<if $showInches == 2>>inch<<else>>centimeter<</if>> of your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>hard member<<else>>phallus<</if>> that will fit gets inside $his asshole. Some time later, the hard pounding dislodges the clothing and it slides down $his leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to gather around $his ankle<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>. @@.hotpink;$He doesn't notice.@@
+				$He gasps wantonly as $he feels the familiar sensation of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> infiltrating between $his cheeks and towards $his <<if $activeSlave.anus >= 3>>loose<<elseif $activeSlave.anus >= 2>>relaxed<<else>>tight little<</if>> anus. $He releases $his grip on the constricting clothing that's binding $his thighs together and grinds $his ass back against you, making sure every <<if $showInches == 2>>inch<<else>>centimeter<</if>> of your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>hard member<<else>>phallus<</if>> that will fit gets inside $his asshole. Some time later, the hard pounding dislodges the clothing and it slides down $his leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> to gather around $his ankle<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>. @@.hotpink;$He doesn't notice.@@
 				<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 80>>
-				$He's so horny that $he doesn't need any foreplay. Nor does $he get any. You grab $his hips and smack your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $his jiggling buttocks a couple of times, making $his bounce with eagerness and frustration at the anticipation of imminent sexual release. Exercising mercy, you pull $his ass back against you and maneuver <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>your instrument<</if>> inside $him, enjoying $his shiver at the @@.hotpink;satisfaction of $his hopes.@@ The constricting clothes pin $his legs together, and you hold $his arms against $his sides, keeping $his back pressed against your
+				$He's so horny that $he doesn't need any foreplay. Nor does $he get any. You grab $his hips and smack your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $his jiggling buttocks a couple of times, making $his bounce with eagerness and frustration at the anticipation of imminent sexual release. Exercising mercy, you pull $his ass back against you and maneuver <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>your instrument<</if>> inside $him, enjoying $his shiver at the @@.hotpink;satisfaction of $his hopes.@@ The constricting clothes pin $his legs together, and you hold $his arms against $his sides, keeping $his back pressed against your
 				<<if $PC.belly > 1500>>
 					pregnancy
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
-					<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>fake <</if>>breasts
+				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
+					<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>fake <</if>>breasts
 				<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 					flat chest
 				<<else>>
@@ -19443,10 +19446,10 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				as you take $him.
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>><<= VCheck.Vaginal()>><<else>><<= VCheck.Anal()>><</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
-				$He relaxes submissively when $he feels you take hold of $his huge ass and slide your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> between $his asscheeks and then inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>anus<</if>>. $His legs are already in effect bound by the constricting clothing that's still holding them together, and you enhance the effect by taking hold of $his wrists and hugging $him from behind as you fuck $him, holding $his <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>arms crossed<<else>>arm<</if>> across $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>massive breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>boobs<<else>>chest<</if>>. Helpless in your embrace, $he @@.hotpink;relaxes completely and lets it happen.@@
+				$He relaxes submissively when $he feels you take hold of $his huge ass and slide your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> between $his asscheeks and then inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>anus<</if>>. $His legs are already in effect bound by the constricting clothing that's still holding them together, and you enhance the effect by taking hold of $his wrists and hugging $him from behind as you fuck $him, holding $his <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>arms crossed<<else>>arm<</if>> across $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>massive breasts<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>boobs<<else>>chest<</if>>. Helpless in your embrace, $he @@.hotpink;relaxes completely and lets it happen.@@
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>><<= VCheck.Vaginal()>><<else>><<= VCheck.Anal()>><</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				$He stiffens fearfully when $he feels you take hold of $his huge ass, but $he knows not to resist. $He stays still as you slide your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> between $his asscheeks and then inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>anus<</if>>, trying to angle $his hips to make the standing penetration less uncomfortable. The clothing binds $his legs together, reducing $him to simply sticking $his butt out as best $he can to ease the stroking of your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>phallus<</if>>, invading $his helpless
+				$He stiffens fearfully when $he feels you take hold of $his huge ass, but $he knows not to resist. $He stays still as you slide your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> between $his asscheeks and then inside $his <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>pussy<<else>>anus<</if>>, trying to angle $his hips to make the standing penetration less uncomfortable. The clothing binds $his legs together, reducing $him to simply sticking $his butt out as best $he can to ease the stroking of your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>phallus<</if>>, invading $his helpless
 				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 					cunt.
 					<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -19454,7 +19457,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					asshole.
 					<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
 				<</if>>
-				When you're done, you extract yourself and stalk off, leaving $him to struggle free<<if $PC.dick == 1>> and try to keep the cum dripping out of $him off $his clothing<</if>>. $He stumbles back to fetch the right size, @@.hotpink;thoroughly fucked.@@
+				When you're done, you extract yourself and stalk off, leaving $him to struggle free<<if $PC.dick != 0>> and try to keep the cum dripping out of $him off $his clothing<</if>>. $He stumbles back to fetch the right size, @@.hotpink;thoroughly fucked.@@
 			<</if>>
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
@@ -19480,9 +19483,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<br><<link "Have $him lick you clean">>
 				<<replace "#result2">>
 					You recline in your chair and inform $activeSlave.slaveName that $he has one last thing to clean in your office. $He understands your meaning quickly, sinks to $his knees and <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>struggles to crawl<<else>>crawls<</if>> beneath your desk to kneel between your legs. Soon enough you feel the sensation of $his lips wrapping obediently about one of your toes, fellating the appendage with some enthusiasm. $He works $his way through your various digits, taking some solace in the simplicity of $his task, before a sudden understanding dawns on $him. $He runs $his tongue up your leg, cleansing your skin with $his tongue as best $he can, before heading for your
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunt<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<</if>>
 					but you lay a hand on $his forehead and halt $him — $he'll do that last.
-					<<if $PC.boobs == 1 || $PC.title == 0>>
+					<<if $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.title == 0>>
 						Soon enough $he manages to lick all the way up from your feet to your breasts, cleansing your <<if $PC.belly >= 60000>>massively gravid <<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>motherly <</if>>body with $his wet tongue all the way. $He hesitates before teasingly laying a single lap on your nipples, so you take $his head and hold it against your breasts to enjoy $his skillful tongue on your nipples.<<if $PC.lactation > 0>> $He even gets a special treat to savor, fresh from $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>'s milky breasts. $He makes sure your sore breasts are sufficiently relieved.<</if>>
 					<<else>>
 						Soon enough $he manages to lick all the way up from your feet to your <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>taut dome of a stomach<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>pregnancy strained abs<<else>>abs<</if>>, pecs, and collarbone, cleansing your body with $his wet tongue all the way. $He lavishes particular attention on every nook and groove of your chiseled body, clearly eager to please $his muscular <<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>(and very pregnant) <</if>><<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>.
@@ -19491,7 +19494,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 					<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
 						cunt, and laps at you enthusiastically
 					<<else>>
-						cock, and runs $his tongue all over its surface<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> before turning $his attentions to lavish the same wet service to your pussy<</if>>
+						cock, and runs $his tongue all over its surface<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> before turning $his attentions to lavish the same wet service to your pussy<</if>>
 					<</if>>
 					This extravagant display of $his subservience leaves $him more sure of $his @@.hotpink;submission@@ to you than before.
 					<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++, $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
@@ -19988,7 +19991,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Enjoy some oral with an evening of wallscreen television">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		There are some things that never change, even after ascension to the high position of an arcology owner. One of these fixtures of life is the ability to enjoy a relaxing evening of wallscreen television and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>some cunnilingus<</if>>. With $activeSlave.slaveName sequestered between your legs, you tune into your favorite Free Cities serial drama and <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>audibly <</if>>widen your legs slightly as you sink back into the chair with a sigh of contentment. $He
+		There are some things that never change, even after ascension to the high position of an arcology owner. One of these fixtures of life is the ability to enjoy a relaxing evening of wallscreen television and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>some cunnilingus<</if>>. With $activeSlave.slaveName sequestered between your legs, you tune into your favorite Free Cities serial drama and <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>audibly <</if>>widen your legs slightly as you sink back into the chair with a sigh of contentment. $He
 		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
 			gently leans onto $his _belly belly<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> with $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> steadying the mass<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
@@ -20065,7 +20068,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You hook your arms underneath $his own, pulling $him off of the ground in one swift yank upwards. Taken off guard by $his sudden vertical ascension, $he clings to your chest instinctively,
-		<<if $PC.boobs == 1 || $PC.title == 0>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.title == 0>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 25000>>$his immense udders doing their best to keep you apart<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>$his huge breasts squashing against yours<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>$his breasts pressing heavily against yours<<else>>$his chest pressing against your breasts<</if>>.
 		<<else>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 25000>>$his immense udders doing their best to keep you apart<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>$his huge breasts forming a soft cushion between your two bodies<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 800>>$his breasts pressing up against your hard chest pleasantly<<else>>$his chest pressing against yours<</if>>.
@@ -20073,7 +20076,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		$His body is held aloft entirely by your crushing embrace and $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> wrapped daintily about your shoulders, for as short as $he is, $his attempts to wrap $his legs around your waist leave them dangling awkwardly in the air. This unique position soon has $his
 		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
 			_belly belly
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				trapping your dick against your own
 				<<if $PC.pregKnown == 1>>
 					pregnancy.
@@ -20145,11 +20148,11 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		You inform $him that short slaves like $him might have to try harder, but they can still serve just as well as any of their taller peers. Understanding your meaning, $he pushes $himself up as far as $he can with your hands still lightly pressing down on $his shoulders, straining $his neck until $he can take you fully into $his waiting mouth, keeping $his eyes closed as $he concentrates intently on $his task. $He lightly rocks back and forth on $his knees in an attempt to gain a little height to better pleasure you with $his mouth, an amusing sight to behold as you stand above $him.
 		<br><br>
 		Eventually, you lift a hand off of $his shoulder to run it possessively through $his $activeSlave.hColor hair, letting $him know that $he's an excellent little cocksucker. In $his eagerness to thank you, $he ends up talking into your <<if $PC.dick == 0>>phallus<<else>>cock<</if>>, though these muffled attempts at speech soon devolve back into submissive moaning. In time, you silence even these moans as you
-		<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+		<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 			pump your endless load down $his throat and steadily fill $his stomach. $He opens $his eyes slowly, endowed with a belly stuffed to capacity with cum
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>
 			pump load after load down $his throat and into $his stomach. $He opens $his eyes slowly, endowed with a belly stuffed with cum
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 			blow your huge load down $his throat, and diligently $he swallows it all. $He opens $his eyes slowly, endowed with a belly full of cum
 		<<else>>
 			blow your load down $his throat, and $he swallows it all. $He opens $his eyes slowly, endowed with a belly full of cum
@@ -20197,16 +20200,16 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			flat chest
 		<</if>>
 		and your
-		<<if $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 			bosom.
 		<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 			chest.
 		<<else>>
 			hard pectorals.
 		<</if>>
-		$He sniffles, trying to restrain $his hopes. You push $him backwards toward the couch, giving $him a kiss to really bring $him to the height of anticipation before laying $him down and sliding your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.anus > 1>>inside $his soft asshole<<else>>up $his tight little butt<</if>>.
+		$He sniffles, trying to restrain $his hopes. You push $him backwards toward the couch, giving $him a kiss to really bring $him to the height of anticipation before laying $him down and sliding your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.anus > 1>>inside $his soft asshole<<else>>up $his tight little butt<</if>>.
 		<<if $activeSlave.prostate != 0>>
-			The instant <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your hard dickhead<<else>>the hard tip of your phallus<</if>> presses against $his prostate, $he orgasms, squirting <<if $activeSlave.balls == 0>>translucent fluid<<else>>cum<</if>>. $He looks like $he wants to say something, or maybe even apologize, so you shush $him with a gentle hand and pull out, letting the fluid run down <<if $activeSlave.scrotum > 0>>$his soft scrotum<<else>>the pretty skin between $his cumhole and $his anus<</if>> until it glazes $his asspussy. You use <<if $PC.dick == 1>>the tip of your cock<<else>>the head of the strap-on<</if>> to massage the fluid into the hole before penetrating it again with the extra lubrication.
+			The instant <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your hard dickhead<<else>>the hard tip of your phallus<</if>> presses against $his prostate, $he orgasms, squirting <<if $activeSlave.balls == 0>>translucent fluid<<else>>cum<</if>>. $He looks like $he wants to say something, or maybe even apologize, so you shush $him with a gentle hand and pull out, letting the fluid run down <<if $activeSlave.scrotum > 0>>$his soft scrotum<<else>>the pretty skin between $his cumhole and $his anus<</if>> until it glazes $his asspussy. You use <<if $PC.dick != 0>>the tip of your cock<<else>>the head of the strap-on<</if>> to massage the fluid into the hole before penetrating it again with the extra lubrication.
 		<<else>>
 			Without a prostate or a strong anal fetish, $he'll have trouble climaxing to nothing but buttsex, so you make sure to tend to every erogenous zone $he has left. You guide one of $his hands down so $he can rub <<if $activeSlave.scrotum > 0>>$his scrotum<<else>>the skin between $his legs<</if>>, and make $his stimulate one of $his nipples with the other. You <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>pinch and rub<<else>>finger<</if>> $his other nipple, and push two fingers of your other hand into $his mouth, making $him suck them. So completely stimulated, $he finally manages to orgasm.
 		<</if>>
@@ -20220,18 +20223,18 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		$He's an anal sex toy, and you decide to use $him like one. You walk over, reach down, and jerk $him <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>to $his feet<<else>>off the ground<</if>>. You don't hurt $him, not yet, but the violence of the motion forces a sob out of $him. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees the open lust in your eyes<<else>>feels the lust lingering about you<</if>> and is afraid. $He's not wrong to be so; you spin $him roughly around and use one arm to pin $his upper body mercilessly in place while you use your other hand to
 		<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
-			manhandle your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his roomy ass. It's disappointingly easy, and $he takes it without a struggle, so you reach around $his front, down between $his legs, and jam a couple of fingers up there, too.
+			manhandle your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his roomy ass. It's disappointingly easy, and $he takes it without a struggle, so you reach around $his front, down between $his legs, and jam a couple of fingers up there, too.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>
-			shove your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his anus. $He's taken hard anal before, but the angle isn't particularly comfortable, you didn't bother with lube, and you begin to rape $him vigorously without any warning.
+			shove your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his anus. $He's taken hard anal before, but the angle isn't particularly comfortable, you didn't bother with lube, and you begin to rape $him vigorously without any warning.
 		<<else>>
-			force your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his spasming anus. $He'd struggle to take it in a position far more comfortable for anal than standing straight up, and you don't even bother to take it slow.
+			force your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> up $his spasming anus. $He'd struggle to take it in a position far more comfortable for anal than standing straight up, and you don't even bother to take it slow.
 		<</if>>
 		"<<Master>>, that hurt<<s>>!" $he screams, crying even harder. "Ow, it h-hurt<<s>>! Plea<<s>>e take it out, ow, ow," $he shrieks, and then degenerates into nonverbal caterwauling.
 		<<if $activeSlave.prostate != 0>>
 			Then, without any warning, $he orgasms. $He's so pent up that the prostate stimulation overpowers the pain. $He shudders, gasps, and then moans, "I'm <<s>>-<<s>>uch a whore, <<Master>>," in such a tone of utter @@.hotpink;submission@@ and dejection that you climax too. Then you drop $him, letting $his slide off you, and go back to your work, leaving $him to clean $himself and the floor.
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 		<<else>>
-			$He knows $he shouldn't wriggle, that fighting will make it even worse for $him, but you assrape $him so mercilessly that $his body revolts, trying to escape the invading phallus. You have $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> pinioned securely, so all this struggling does is add to the fun. When you're done, you<<if $PC.dick == 1>> fill $his insides with your cum and<</if>> drop $him, ordering $him to clean $himself up. "Y-ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he sniffles @@.gold;fearfully,@@ and hurries to obey, a little bent from $his burning backdoor. Only later does $he remember that $he still hasn't gotten off.
+			$He knows $he shouldn't wriggle, that fighting will make it even worse for $him, but you assrape $him so mercilessly that $his body revolts, trying to escape the invading phallus. You have $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> pinioned securely, so all this struggling does is add to the fun. When you're done, you<<if $PC.dick != 0>> fill $his insides with your cum and<</if>> drop $him, ordering $him to clean $himself up. "Y-ye<<s>> <<Master>>," $he sniffles @@.gold;fearfully,@@ and hurries to obey, a little bent from $his burning backdoor. Only later does $he remember that $he still hasn't gotten off.
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
@@ -20325,9 +20328,9 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				You pull your chair back from your desk and order $him to lie on $his back with $his _belly belly to the ceiling. $He isn't sure what you are up to, but it quickly dawns on $him as you straddle $his stomach and take a seat. $He groans under the massive pressure increase inside $him, but does $his best to hold your weight.
 				<<if $activeSlave.preg > ($activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth / 4)>>
 					You manage to get very little work done. The sheer amount of motion
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 						beneath your balls
-						<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+						<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 							and across your pussy quickly have your cock at full attention and pussy leaking femcum.
 						<<else>>
 							and between your legs quickly have your cock at full attention and dribbling precum.
@@ -20375,7 +20378,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Give $him a nice massage">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		You sit on the couch next to your desk and pat your thighs. $He smiles and comes over, lowering $himself <<if $PC.dick == 0>>into your lap<<else>>onto your member<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and sliding a hand down to see to your pussy<</if>><</if>> without hesitation. You help $him get comfortable and instead of <<if $PC.dick == 0>>grinding<<else>>thrusting<</if>> or telling $him to ride, you just sit there with $him in your lap, gently massaging $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 900>>big <<else>>huge <</if>> tits. Despite their fine craftsmanship, implants are prone to rendering breasts sore, so $he's soon groaning with relief at the attention you lavish upon them. You finally manage to bring $him to orgasm with almost nothing but delicate stimulation of $his nipples, despite $his implants making them less sensitive than usual. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become more trusting of you.@@
+		You sit on the couch next to your desk and pat your thighs. $He smiles and comes over, lowering $himself <<if $PC.dick == 0>>into your lap<<else>>onto your member<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and sliding a hand down to see to your pussy<</if>><</if>> without hesitation. You help $him get comfortable and instead of <<if $PC.dick == 0>>grinding<<else>>thrusting<</if>> or telling $him to ride, you just sit there with $him in your lap, gently massaging $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 900>>big <<else>>huge <</if>> tits. Despite their fine craftsmanship, implants are prone to rendering breasts sore, so $he's soon groaning with relief at the attention you lavish upon them. You finally manage to bring $him to orgasm with almost nothing but delicate stimulation of $his nipples, despite $his implants making them less sensitive than usual. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He has become more trusting of you.@@
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -20471,7 +20474,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				hoist $his legs up so $he's pinned against your
 				<<if $PC.belly >= 1500>>
 					pregnancy,
-				<<elseif ($PC.boobs == 0)>>
+				<<elseif ($PC.boobs < 300)>>
 					chest,
 				<<else>>
 					boobs,
@@ -20533,7 +20536,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Give $him something else to gag on">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		As pleasant an image as $activeSlave.slaveName's mouth filled by a $activeSlave.collar is, one of $his mouth's primary purposes is still to provide you with ample <<if $PC.dick == 1>>blowjobs<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunnilingus<</if>>. With $activeSlave.slaveName already kneeling, it is merely a matter of undoing $his gag before you can put $his mouth to work.
+		As pleasant an image as $activeSlave.slaveName's mouth filled by a $activeSlave.collar is, one of $his mouth's primary purposes is still to provide you with ample <<if $PC.dick != 0>>blowjobs<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunnilingus<</if>>. With $activeSlave.slaveName already kneeling, it is merely a matter of undoing $his gag before you can put $his mouth to work.
 		<<if $activeSlave.skill.oral >= 100>>
 			Though $he has spent much time gagged, $his mastery at giving oral is unaffected.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.skill.oral > 60>>
@@ -20591,13 +20594,13 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <<link "Fuck $his boobs">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>get your dick out<<else>>approaching $him with sapphic lust in your eyes<</if>><<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>get your dick out<<else>>hungrily approach<</if>><<else>>feels your fingertips brush against $his nipples<</if>>, $he
+		When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>get your dick out<<else>>approaching $him with sapphic lust in your eyes<</if>><<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>get your dick out<<else>>hungrily approach<</if>><<else>>feels your fingertips brush against $his nipples<</if>>, $he
 		<<if $activeSlave.energy > 80>>grins with anticipation,
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.trust > 20>>smiles appealingly,
 		<<else>>does $his best to look submissive,
 		<</if>>
 		and offers you $his chest.
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>You have to straddle $his _belly stomach to get close enough, but $his tantalizing breasts are worth the strain.<</if>>
 			You collect some lubrication for it by sticking your dick in $his mouth.
 			<<if $activeSlave.skill.oral >= 100>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RETS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RETS.tw
index b96bb4b142f..25acd85d071 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RETS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RETS.tw
@@ -638,7 +638,7 @@ $activeSlave.slaveName chuckles into $subSlave.slaveName's ear, crooning,
 	"You <<s>>tupid <<s>>lut. Too bad you never went to <<s>>chool, maybe you could have learned <<s>>omething and not ended up a<<s>> a fuck <<s>>lave."
 <</if>>
 <<setSpokenPlayerPronouns $activeSlave>>
-$He grinds against the wilting $subSlave.slaveName, and then continues, "I felt your <<if ($subSlave.butt > 4)>>fat butt<<elseif ($subSlave.butt > 2)>>big butt<<else>>tiny little butt<</if>> clench ju<<s>>t now." $He gives $subSlave.slaveName's <<if ($subSlave.balls > 0 && $subSlave.scrotum > 0)>>balls a gentle squeeze<<elseif ($subSlave.dick > 0)>>dick a gentle tug<<elseif $subSlave.vagina == -1>>butthole a gentle massage<<else>>pussylips a gentle massage<</if>>. "<<HeP>> ha<<s>>n't fucked you back there yet, ha<<s>> <<heP>>? It'<<s>> going to hurt, you little bitch. <<HeP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and <<sh>>ove <<hisP>> <<if $PC.dick == 1>>huge cockhead<<else>>bigge<<s>>t <<s>>trap-on<</if>> right up again<<s>>t thi<<s>> tight little hole." $He gropes the quivering slave's virgin anus, careful not to penetrate it. "You're going to do your be<<s>>t to rela<<x>> like a good little _girl2. But it'<<s>> going to be so big. It'<<s>> going to burn. And then you're going to panic, and <<s>>truggle, and <<heP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and rape your butt while you <<s>>cream and cry."
+$He grinds against the wilting $subSlave.slaveName, and then continues, "I felt your <<if ($subSlave.butt > 4)>>fat butt<<elseif ($subSlave.butt > 2)>>big butt<<else>>tiny little butt<</if>> clench ju<<s>>t now." $He gives $subSlave.slaveName's <<if ($subSlave.balls > 0 && $subSlave.scrotum > 0)>>balls a gentle squeeze<<elseif ($subSlave.dick > 0)>>dick a gentle tug<<elseif $subSlave.vagina == -1>>butthole a gentle massage<<else>>pussylips a gentle massage<</if>>. "<<HeP>> ha<<s>>n't fucked you back there yet, ha<<s>> <<heP>>? It'<<s>> going to hurt, you little bitch. <<HeP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and <<sh>>ove <<hisP>> <<if $PC.dick != 0>>huge cockhead<<else>>bigge<<s>>t <<s>>trap-on<</if>> right up again<<s>>t thi<<s>> tight little hole." $He gropes the quivering slave's virgin anus, careful not to penetrate it. "You're going to do your be<<s>>t to rela<<x>> like a good little _girl2. But it'<<s>> going to be so big. It'<<s>> going to burn. And then you're going to panic, and <<s>>truggle, and <<heP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and rape your butt while you <<s>>cream and cry."
 <br><br>
 $subSlave.slaveName keeps _his2 eyes clamped shut and _his2 hand<<if hasBothArms($subSlave)>>s<</if>> down at _his2 side<<if hasBothArms($subSlave)>>s<</if>>, balled into <<if !hasBothArms($subSlave)>>a <</if>>fist<<if hasBothArms($subSlave)>>s<</if>>, but _his2 self-control finally cracks and _he2 lets out a great gasping sob before bursting into tears.
 
@@ -652,7 +652,7 @@ Both slaves notice you at the same time. $subSlave.slaveName's <<if canSee($subS
 
 <<case "repressed anal virgin">>
 
-$subSlave.slaveName has been a very good _girl2 this week, so when _his2 <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>loose asshole<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>big butthole<<else>>tight anus<</if>> catches your eye near the start of a long inspection, you decide to be kind to _him2 as you conduct the rest of your inspection with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>. <<EventNameLink>> is next on the inspection schedule, and when $he comes into your office, it's to the <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sight of $subSlave.slaveName's back and rear<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>sound of $subSlave.slaveName<<else>>presence of $subSlave.slaveName<</if>> as _he2 lazily rides _his2 <<= WrittenMaster($subSlave)>>. You've been sitting on the couch, making out with the compliant _girl2 as _he2 rides you, for a good half hour. Poor $subSlave.slaveName was pent up when you started, and _he2's climaxed already; _he2's feeling very devoted and relaxed at the moment, and is doing _his2 best to get you off, too. When you finally come, _he2 moans _his2 thanks into your mouth nonverbally, breaks your lip lock, gives you a peck on the nose, and climbs off you. As _he2 does, _he2 lifts _his2 ass off your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>>, _his2 <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>gaping anus dripping <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cum<<else>>lube<</if>> all over _his2 $subSlave.skin legs<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>well-fucked backdoor taking a few seconds to recover from its gape, dripping a little <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cum<<else>>lube<</if>> down _his2 $subSlave.skin legs<<else>>still-tight backdoor sliding quickly off you, visibly slick with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cum<<else>>lube<</if>><</if>>. You didn't fuck _him2 too hard, but <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you're not small<<else>>your strap-ons are not small<</if>>, and _he2 walks a little gingerly as _he2 heads for the bathroom. $activeSlave.slaveName, standing there nude for inspection, stares openmouthed at $subSlave.slaveName as _he2 goes. $He's obviously unfamiliar with anal sex.
+$subSlave.slaveName has been a very good _girl2 this week, so when _his2 <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>loose asshole<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>big butthole<<else>>tight anus<</if>> catches your eye near the start of a long inspection, you decide to be kind to _him2 as you conduct the rest of your inspection with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>. <<EventNameLink>> is next on the inspection schedule, and when $he comes into your office, it's to the <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sight of $subSlave.slaveName's back and rear<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>sound of $subSlave.slaveName<<else>>presence of $subSlave.slaveName<</if>> as _he2 lazily rides _his2 <<= WrittenMaster($subSlave)>>. You've been sitting on the couch, making out with the compliant _girl2 as _he2 rides you, for a good half hour. Poor $subSlave.slaveName was pent up when you started, and _he2's climaxed already; _he2's feeling very devoted and relaxed at the moment, and is doing _his2 best to get you off, too. When you finally come, _he2 moans _his2 thanks into your mouth nonverbally, breaks your lip lock, gives you a peck on the nose, and climbs off you. As _he2 does, _he2 lifts _his2 ass off your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>>, _his2 <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>gaping anus dripping <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cum<<else>>lube<</if>> all over _his2 $subSlave.skin legs<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>well-fucked backdoor taking a few seconds to recover from its gape, dripping a little <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cum<<else>>lube<</if>> down _his2 $subSlave.skin legs<<else>>still-tight backdoor sliding quickly off you, visibly slick with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cum<<else>>lube<</if>><</if>>. You didn't fuck _him2 too hard, but <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you're not small<<else>>your strap-ons are not small<</if>>, and _he2 walks a little gingerly as _he2 heads for the bathroom. $activeSlave.slaveName, standing there nude for inspection, stares openmouthed at $subSlave.slaveName as _he2 goes. $He's obviously unfamiliar with anal sex.
 <br><br>
 $activeSlave.slaveName coughs and looks doubtful, like $he's mulling over a question. You let the poor repressed $girl chew on it for a while, and eventually $he bursts out, "<<Master $activeSlave>>, what were you doing with $subSlave.slaveName?" The absurdity gives you a moment's pause, but you answer gamely that you were fucking _his2 ass. $activeSlave.slaveName blushes furiously but plunges on, "I'm <<s>>-<<s>>orry, <<Master>>, but I <<s>>till don't under<<s>>tand. I thought <<s>>e<<x>> happened in a v-vagina. I d-didn't think b-butt<<s>> were — were for, you know, that."
 <<set $subSlave.counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
@@ -1058,7 +1058,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	You move in. $activeSlave.slaveName <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>catches sight of<<else>>notices<</if>> your approach, and you see the corners of $his mouth quirk upward. $He breaks the lip lock and says breathily, "Hey $subSlave.slaveName, I think there'<<s>> <<s>>omething el<<s>>e you <<sh>>ould ta<<s>>te te<<s>>t."
 	<br><br>
 	<<run Enunciate($subSlave)>>
-	"Whaa-" the slave starts to ask warily before $activeSlave.slaveName pushes _him2 to _his2 knees, spinning _him2 around as $he does so. This brings $subSlave.slaveName face to face with your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stiff prick, a bead of precum already present at its tip<<else>>wet cunt, a bead of pussyjuice already trailing down your inner thigh<</if>>. "Oh, um, hi <<Master $subSlave>>," _he2 stammers, and then starts to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat your pussy<</if>>. This leaves poor $activeSlave.slaveName without anyone to make out with, so you step in there, grabbing $him and pulling the giggling slave in to kiss $him deeply. $His mouth is indeed a bit <<if $activeSlave.preg > $activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth/2>>sour<<else>>tart<</if>>. $He moans into your mouth as $he feels $his nipples press against <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>yours<<else>>your hard chest<</if>>, and then again as your tongue invades $him. When you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>fill $subSlave.slaveName's mouth with cum<<else>>climax wetly against $subSlave.slaveName's mouth<</if>>, you pull away slightly, letting the slave on _his2 knees below you gasp "You ta<<s>>te great, <<Master>>!" before you spin _him2 around in turn so _he2 can give $activeSlave.slaveName $his own allotment of oral sex. You leave them to it. They @@.mediumaquamarine;trust you a bit more@@ after such a lighthearted little escapade.
+	"Whaa-" the slave starts to ask warily before $activeSlave.slaveName pushes _him2 to _his2 knees, spinning _him2 around as $he does so. This brings $subSlave.slaveName face to face with your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stiff prick, a bead of precum already present at its tip<<else>>wet cunt, a bead of pussyjuice already trailing down your inner thigh<</if>>. "Oh, um, hi <<Master $subSlave>>," _he2 stammers, and then starts to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat your pussy<</if>>. This leaves poor $activeSlave.slaveName without anyone to make out with, so you step in there, grabbing $him and pulling the giggling slave in to kiss $him deeply. $His mouth is indeed a bit <<if $activeSlave.preg > $activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth/2>>sour<<else>>tart<</if>>. $He moans into your mouth as $he feels $his nipples press against <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>yours<<else>>your hard chest<</if>>, and then again as your tongue invades $him. When you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>fill $subSlave.slaveName's mouth with cum<<else>>climax wetly against $subSlave.slaveName's mouth<</if>>, you pull away slightly, letting the slave on _his2 knees below you gasp "You ta<<s>>te great, <<Master>>!" before you spin _him2 around in turn so _he2 can give $activeSlave.slaveName $his own allotment of oral sex. You leave them to it. They @@.mediumaquamarine;trust you a bit more@@ after such a lighthearted little escapade.
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 2, $subSlave.trust += 2, $subSlave.counter.oral += 2>>
 	<<set $oralTotal += 2>>
 	<<set $slaves[$slaveIndices[$subSlave.ID]] = $subSlave>>
@@ -1090,7 +1090,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 		pretty rosebud
 	<</if>>
 	between them. $subSlave.slaveName has only a brief moment to wonder why _his2 butt is being spread this way before _he2 feels
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 		your cockhead
 	<<elseif ($subSlave.anus > 2)>>
 		your hand, formed into a beak shape
@@ -1099,7 +1099,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	<<else>>
 		two fingers
 	<</if>>
-	press against and then inside _his2 butthole. _He2 tries to turn away from $activeSlave.slaveName and greet you properly, but $activeSlave.slaveName won't let _him2, so _he2 tries to mumble a greeting into $activeSlave.slaveName's mouth and then settles for a spastic wave of one hand. This is an alluringly awkward process made desperate by the distracting feeling of you fucking _his2 ass. You could have done something more inventive with the situation, but the feeling of <<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>an anal sphincter around the base of your dick<<else>>finger fucking a compliant slave's submissive asspussy while you look after yourself with your other hand<</if>> never gets old. Why complicate things? An hour later you leave your fucktoys stumbling tiredly towards the shower, @@.hotpink;sexually satiated@@ and anally dominated.
+	press against and then inside _his2 butthole. _He2 tries to turn away from $activeSlave.slaveName and greet you properly, but $activeSlave.slaveName won't let _him2, so _he2 tries to mumble a greeting into $activeSlave.slaveName's mouth and then settles for a spastic wave of one hand. This is an alluringly awkward process made desperate by the distracting feeling of you fucking _his2 ass. You could have done something more inventive with the situation, but the feeling of <<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>an anal sphincter around the base of your dick<<else>>finger fucking a compliant slave's submissive asspussy while you look after yourself with your other hand<</if>> never gets old. Why complicate things? An hour later you leave your fucktoys stumbling tiredly towards the shower, @@.hotpink;sexually satiated@@ and anally dominated.
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 2, $activeSlave.counter.anal += 2>>
 	<<set $subSlave.trust += 2, $subSlave.counter.anal += 2>>
 	<<set $analTotal += 4>>
@@ -1256,9 +1256,9 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 <br><<link "Dominate the slave on top">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You make no reply, but <<if $PC.dick == 1>>advance on the couch, stripping down to reveal a raging erection<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and ready cunt<</if>>.<<else>>move to a side table, selecting a formidable strap-on.<</if>> <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Seeing<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>Hearing<<else>>Acknowledging<</if>> this, $activeSlave.slaveName @@.hotpink;giggles with anticipation,@@ and pulls $subSlave.slaveName's knees back farther. The slave whines at the stretch, and then gasps as the invading phallus pops free of _his2 asshole. _His2 anus <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>gapes lewdly, its sphincter so well stretched that it stays invitingly open,<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>gapes slightly, its sphincter remaining just barely open,<<else>>closes up again immediately once it's no longer being penetrated. Its rosebud is<</if>> glistening with lube<<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>> and precum from $activeSlave.slaveName's cock<</if>>. But you decide to be more circumspect. Pressing your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dickhead<<else>>phallus<</if>> into $subSlave.slaveName's mouth, you tell _him2 to be thorough with _his2 saliva<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and not to worry about your pussy<</if>>. _His2 eyes widen at the implication, and _he2 starts to suck lushly.
+	You make no reply, but <<if $PC.dick != 0>>advance on the couch, stripping down to reveal a raging erection<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and ready cunt<</if>>.<<else>>move to a side table, selecting a formidable strap-on.<</if>> <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Seeing<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>Hearing<<else>>Acknowledging<</if>> this, $activeSlave.slaveName @@.hotpink;giggles with anticipation,@@ and pulls $subSlave.slaveName's knees back farther. The slave whines at the stretch, and then gasps as the invading phallus pops free of _his2 asshole. _His2 anus <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>gapes lewdly, its sphincter so well stretched that it stays invitingly open,<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>gapes slightly, its sphincter remaining just barely open,<<else>>closes up again immediately once it's no longer being penetrated. Its rosebud is<</if>> glistening with lube<<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>> and precum from $activeSlave.slaveName's cock<</if>>. But you decide to be more circumspect. Pressing your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dickhead<<else>>phallus<</if>> into $subSlave.slaveName's mouth, you tell _him2 to be thorough with _his2 saliva<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and not to worry about your pussy<</if>>. _His2 eyes widen at the implication, and _he2 starts to suck lushly.
 	<br><br>
-	Suddenly, _he2 jerks and squeals into your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>crotch<</if>>. With you standing there, $activeSlave.slaveName can't really see much, and $he can't drop $subSlave.slaveName's legs without throwing everything into confusion. So, $he's reduced to blind jabs to get $his <<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> back up the poor slave's butt. It takes $him quite a while to manage it, and when $he's finally seated, $subSlave.slaveName gives as huge a sigh as _he2 can manage with a phallus down _his2 throat. _His2 relief is short lived, however, because soon afterward, you withdraw, leaving a string of spit between _his2 wet lips and the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>head of your turgid cock<<else>>massive head of your strap-on<</if>>.
+	Suddenly, _he2 jerks and squeals into your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>crotch<</if>>. With you standing there, $activeSlave.slaveName can't really see much, and $he can't drop $subSlave.slaveName's legs without throwing everything into confusion. So, $he's reduced to blind jabs to get $his <<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> back up the poor slave's butt. It takes $him quite a while to manage it, and when $he's finally seated, $subSlave.slaveName gives as huge a sigh as _he2 can manage with a phallus down _his2 throat. _His2 relief is short lived, however, because soon afterward, you withdraw, leaving a string of spit between _his2 wet lips and the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>head of your turgid cock<<else>>massive head of your strap-on<</if>>.
 	<br><br>
 	<<if $subSlave.vagina > 0>>
 		With $activeSlave.slaveName occupying $subSlave.slaveName's rear hole, your next step is obvious to everyone involved, and _he2 groans with fullness as _he2 feels _his2 cunt accommodate you. $activeSlave.slaveName matches $his rhythm to yours, and <<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>orgasms promptly, since $he's less accustomed than you are to the delectable sensation of a _girl2 tightened by a phallus in _his2 other hole<<else>>climaxes quickly despite having no sensation in $his fake dick, since $he finds the situation so arousing<</if>>.
@@ -1306,9 +1306,9 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	<<else>>
 		They don't have long to wait. There's no need to be excessively creative. You get behind them and start from the top, laying your cock against $activeSlave.slaveName's back, which produces an anticipatory shudder. Moving down, you
 		<<if !canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>trail your hot cunt across the tops of $his buttocks and then <</if>>trace your dickhead around $activeSlave.slaveName's chastity belt before continuing. You move your cockhead, beaded with precum, down $his soft perineum
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>trail your hot cunt across the tops of $his buttocks and then <</if>>trace your dickhead around $activeSlave.slaveName's chastity belt before continuing. You move your cockhead, beaded with precum, down $his soft perineum
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 0>>
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>trail your hot cunt across the tops of $his buttocks and then <</if>>tease your dickhead against $activeSlave.slaveName's virgin butt for a moment before continuing. You move your cockhead, beaded with precum, down $his soft perineum
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>trail your hot cunt across the tops of $his buttocks and then <</if>>tease your dickhead against $activeSlave.slaveName's virgin butt for a moment before continuing. You move your cockhead, beaded with precum, down $his soft perineum
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.anus < 3>>
 			push your cock against $activeSlave.slaveName's tight asshole, causing $him to stiffen and struggle momentarily before it pops inside $him. After giving $his butt a thorough fuck, you move your wet cockhead down $his soft perineum
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
@@ -1487,7 +1487,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	<<else>>
 		feminine
 	<</if>>
-	thighs, past your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>turgid dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>flushed pussy<</if>>, across your
+	thighs, past your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>turgid dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>flushed pussy<</if>>, across your
 	<<if $PC.belly >= 100000>>
 		massively pregnant middle
 	<<elseif $PC.belly >= 10000>>
@@ -1504,7 +1504,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 		muscular abs
 	<</if>>
 	and over your
-	<<if $PC.boobs == 0>>
+	<<if $PC.boobs < 300>>
 		<<if $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset">>
 			strong chest
 		<<elseif $PC.title != 0>>
@@ -1512,18 +1512,18 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 		<<else>>
 			flat chest
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-		big <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>perky <</if>>breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-		huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>round <</if>>breasts
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus >= 3>>
-		giant <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>fake breasts<<else>>cow tits<</if>>
-	<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus < 0>>
-		cute breasts
-	<<else>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+		giant <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake breasts<<else>>cow tits<</if>>
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+		huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>round <</if>>breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+		big <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>perky <</if>>breasts
+	<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
 		pretty breasts
+	<<else>>
+		cute breasts
 	<</if>>
-	to rest on your unforgiving face<<else>>a pleased chuckle out of you. With dawning comprehension, _his2 face rapidly moves to face yours<</if>>. _He2 wilts. $activeSlave.slaveName thinks this is hilarious, and laughs so hard at the slave's reaction to your appearance that $he almost loses hold of $subSlave.slaveName's <<if $subSlave.dick > 0>>cock<<elseif $subSlave.clit > 0>>clit<<else>>ass<</if>>. There's nothing quite like oral from a _girl2 who's moaning with anal pain, so you sit on the head of the bedroll and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stick your dick in $subSlave.slaveName's mouth<<else>>pull $subSlave.slaveName's mouth against your cunt<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName is still giggling, but leans over the unhappy slave speared between the two of you to @@.hotpink;plant a kiss@@ on you. $He misses, smearing $his kiss along your cheek and past your ear, but you take $his face in your hands and kiss $him properly as $subSlave.slaveName begins to do _his2 best to relax and get you off, @@.gold;fearful@@ that worse is in store if _he2 doesn't @@.hotpink;submit.@@
+	to rest on your unforgiving face<<else>>a pleased chuckle out of you. With dawning comprehension, _his2 face rapidly moves to face yours<</if>>. _He2 wilts. $activeSlave.slaveName thinks this is hilarious, and laughs so hard at the slave's reaction to your appearance that $he almost loses hold of $subSlave.slaveName's <<if $subSlave.dick > 0>>cock<<elseif $subSlave.clit > 0>>clit<<else>>ass<</if>>. There's nothing quite like oral from a _girl2 who's moaning with anal pain, so you sit on the head of the bedroll and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stick your dick in $subSlave.slaveName's mouth<<else>>pull $subSlave.slaveName's mouth against your cunt<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName is still giggling, but leans over the unhappy slave speared between the two of you to @@.hotpink;plant a kiss@@ on you. $He misses, smearing $his kiss along your cheek and past your ear, but you take $his face in your hands and kiss $him properly as $subSlave.slaveName begins to do _his2 best to relax and get you off, @@.gold;fearful@@ that worse is in store if _he2 doesn't @@.hotpink;submit.@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<<if canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
@@ -1542,8 +1542,8 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 <<link "$He's not wrong">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You ask $activeSlave.slaveName what $he said in a neutral tone. $He gives you a quick glance, not sure whether to be aroused or afraid, but takes a breath to steady $himself and begins. For _his2 part, $subSlave.slaveName vainly tries to stop crying in front of you. When $activeSlave.slaveName reaches "<<HeP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and <<sh>>ove <<hisP>> <<if $PC.dick == 1>>huge cockhead<<else>>bigge<<s>>t <<s>>trap-on<</if>> right up again<<s>>t thi<<s>> tight little hole," you hold up a hand to get $him to pause. $He does, and you suddenly shove $subSlave.slaveName towards the couch. _He2 crashes face-down into the cushions, already sobbing in terror. You place a hand on _his2 $activeSlave.skin back to hold _him2 down and then use the other to apply some lube to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>penis<<else>>strap-on<</if>> before pressing it against the quivering slave's virgin anus. _He2 shakes with anguish, causing <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock to rub deliciously<<else>>the strap-on to slide amusingly<</if>> up and down _his2 asscrack. You make a come-on gesture to $activeSlave.slaveName, and $he continues, "You're going to do your be<<s>>t to rela<<x>> like a good little _girl2."
-	$subSlave.slaveName desperately takes in a huge breath. $activeSlave.slaveName, who has gotten the idea (and to go by $his furious masturbation, clearly likes it), gasps out, "But it'<<s>> going to be <<s>>o big! It'<<s>> going to burn!" Here you begin to apply inexorable pressure. $subSlave.slaveName manages one more deep breath, but it becomes a squeal of anguish and _he2 tries frantically to burrow into the couch, away from the penetrating <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>>. "You're going to panic, and <<s>>truggle, and <<heP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and rape your butt while you <<s>>cream and cry..."
+	You ask $activeSlave.slaveName what $he said in a neutral tone. $He gives you a quick glance, not sure whether to be aroused or afraid, but takes a breath to steady $himself and begins. For _his2 part, $subSlave.slaveName vainly tries to stop crying in front of you. When $activeSlave.slaveName reaches "<<HeP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and <<sh>>ove <<hisP>> <<if $PC.dick != 0>>huge cockhead<<else>>bigge<<s>>t <<s>>trap-on<</if>> right up again<<s>>t thi<<s>> tight little hole," you hold up a hand to get $him to pause. $He does, and you suddenly shove $subSlave.slaveName towards the couch. _He2 crashes face-down into the cushions, already sobbing in terror. You place a hand on _his2 $activeSlave.skin back to hold _him2 down and then use the other to apply some lube to your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>penis<<else>>strap-on<</if>> before pressing it against the quivering slave's virgin anus. _He2 shakes with anguish, causing <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock to rub deliciously<<else>>the strap-on to slide amusingly<</if>> up and down _his2 asscrack. You make a come-on gesture to $activeSlave.slaveName, and $he continues, "You're going to do your be<<s>>t to rela<<x>> like a good little _girl2."
+	$subSlave.slaveName desperately takes in a huge breath. $activeSlave.slaveName, who has gotten the idea (and to go by $his furious masturbation, clearly likes it), gasps out, "But it'<<s>> going to be <<s>>o big! It'<<s>> going to burn!" Here you begin to apply inexorable pressure. $subSlave.slaveName manages one more deep breath, but it becomes a squeal of anguish and _he2 tries frantically to burrow into the couch, away from the penetrating <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>>. "You're going to panic, and <<s>>truggle, and <<heP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and rape your butt while you <<s>>cream and cry..."
 	$activeSlave.slaveName trails off as $he shakes with orgasm; $he doesn't say any more, but the @@.hotpink;wild satisfaction@@ <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>><<else>>on $his face<</if>> says it for $him. $subSlave.slaveName, meanwhile, is a mess, but hurries @@.gold;fearfully@@ to obey your instructions to go clean _himself2, and hides _his2 @@.mediumorchid;hatred@@ as _he2 gingerly applies an enema to _his2 @@.lime;loosened butt.@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 	<<set $subSlave.trust -= 10, $subSlave.devotion -= 5, $subSlave.counter.anal++, $subSlave.anus = 1>>
@@ -1578,8 +1578,8 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 
 	<<replace "#result">>
 	You approach and observe to $activeSlave.slaveName that it sounds like $he's speaking from experience. $He glances at you nervously, but agrees. You tell $him to go on, so $he turns to the mystified $subSlave.slaveName and mumbles, "It wa<<s>>n't ea<<s>>y for me the fir<<s>>t time either."
-	$He gasps as you slide around behind $him, your hands snaking around $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>massive tits<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>big boobs<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>prominent breasts<<else>>chest<</if>> to pinch $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples. You whisper into $his ear, ordering $him to tell $his little story again, slowly. "<<HeP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and <<sh>>ove <<hisP>> <<if $PC.dick == 1>>huge cockhead<<else>>bigge<<s>>t <<s>>trap-on<</if>> right up again<<s>>t thi<<s>> tight little hole," $he tells $subSlave.slaveName. The poor _girl2 doesn't know what to do, so _he2 just stands <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>and listens<<else>>still<</if>>, <<if canSee($subSlave)>>watching<<else>>staring<</if>> dumbly as $activeSlave.slaveName talks. $He's a lot less intimidating this time around, gasping out the words as you maneuver your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>loose butthole<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>experienced ass<<else>>tight butthole<</if>> for some standing anal. "You're going to do your be<<s>>t to rela<<x>> like a good little _girl2," $he moans. <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>$His limp dick hangs lamely as you press against $his backdoor, but it's dripping precum.<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>$He has a throbbing erection.<<elseif $activeSlave.clit > 0>>As you shove $him into place, your hand brushes against $his enormously erect clit.<<else>>As you shove $him into place, your hand brushes against moisture coating $his inner thighs.<</if>> The bitch is getting off on this.
-	"But it'<<s>> going to be <<s>>o big — it'<<s>> going to bu-hu-hur-hurn... oh..." You're up $his ass and pounding away, <<if $subSlave.belly >= 5000>>with one hand on $his hips and the other around $his gravid belly<<else>>holding $his hips with both hands and<</if>> bouncing $his butt against your crotch as your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> slides in and out of $him. You administer a hard slap to $his ass and tell $him to keep going. $He shakes $his head and manages to get back on track, grunting out, "You're going to panic — and — and — oh — <<s>>-<<s>>truggle, and <<heP>>'<<s>> going t-to h-ho-oh-old you d-down, oh, ow, and r-ra-rape your b-butt while, oh p-plea<<s>>e <<Master>>, you <<s>>cream, ooh, and c-cry... o-oh... ah." $He feels your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>hot seed jet into $his asshole<<else>>own orgasm<</if>> and your hands release their grip, and slides wetly off you, <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>$his own messy little orgasm running down $his legs to join the cum dripping out of $his ass<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>stepping around the mess $he shot onto the floor and trying to keep your load inside $his ass<<else>>$his feminine juices running down $his legs to join the cum dripping out of $his ass<</if>>. $He walks gingerly to the bathroom for a cleanup, looking a lot more @@.hotpink;submissive@@ than when you walked in. $subSlave.slaveName is still staring <<if canSee($subSlave)>>at<<else>>towards<</if>> you. There's a little @@.gold;fear@@ there, but some @@.hotpink;awe,@@ too.
+	$He gasps as you slide around behind $him, your hands snaking around $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>massive tits<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1000>>big boobs<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>prominent breasts<<else>>chest<</if>> to pinch $his $activeSlave.nipples nipples. You whisper into $his ear, ordering $him to tell $his little story again, slowly. "<<HeP>>'<<s>> going to hold you down and <<sh>>ove <<hisP>> <<if $PC.dick != 0>>huge cockhead<<else>>bigge<<s>>t <<s>>trap-on<</if>> right up again<<s>>t thi<<s>> tight little hole," $he tells $subSlave.slaveName. The poor _girl2 doesn't know what to do, so _he2 just stands <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>and listens<<else>>still<</if>>, <<if canSee($subSlave)>>watching<<else>>staring<</if>> dumbly as $activeSlave.slaveName talks. $He's a lot less intimidating this time around, gasping out the words as you maneuver your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $his <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>loose butthole<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>experienced ass<<else>>tight butthole<</if>> for some standing anal. "You're going to do your be<<s>>t to rela<<x>> like a good little _girl2," $he moans. <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>$His limp dick hangs lamely as you press against $his backdoor, but it's dripping precum.<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>$He has a throbbing erection.<<elseif $activeSlave.clit > 0>>As you shove $him into place, your hand brushes against $his enormously erect clit.<<else>>As you shove $him into place, your hand brushes against moisture coating $his inner thighs.<</if>> The bitch is getting off on this.
+	"But it'<<s>> going to be <<s>>o big — it'<<s>> going to bu-hu-hur-hurn... oh..." You're up $his ass and pounding away, <<if $subSlave.belly >= 5000>>with one hand on $his hips and the other around $his gravid belly<<else>>holding $his hips with both hands and<</if>> bouncing $his butt against your crotch as your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> slides in and out of $him. You administer a hard slap to $his ass and tell $him to keep going. $He shakes $his head and manages to get back on track, grunting out, "You're going to panic — and — and — oh — <<s>>-<<s>>truggle, and <<heP>>'<<s>> going t-to h-ho-oh-old you d-down, oh, ow, and r-ra-rape your b-butt while, oh p-plea<<s>>e <<Master>>, you <<s>>cream, ooh, and c-cry... o-oh... ah." $He feels your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>hot seed jet into $his asshole<<else>>own orgasm<</if>> and your hands release their grip, and slides wetly off you, <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>$his own messy little orgasm running down $his legs to join the cum dripping out of $his ass<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>stepping around the mess $he shot onto the floor and trying to keep your load inside $his ass<<else>>$his feminine juices running down $his legs to join the cum dripping out of $his ass<</if>>. $He walks gingerly to the bathroom for a cleanup, looking a lot more @@.hotpink;submissive@@ than when you walked in. $subSlave.slaveName is still staring <<if canSee($subSlave)>>at<<else>>towards<</if>> you. There's a little @@.gold;fear@@ there, but some @@.hotpink;awe,@@ too.
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5, $activeSlave.counter.anal++>>
 	<<set $analTotal++>>
 	<<if canImpreg($activeSlave, $PC)>>
@@ -1648,7 +1648,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	<<else>>
 		$his pussylips are flushed and moist.
 	<</if>>
-	You tell $him to relax, and push a single lubed finger into $his anus. $He gasps, but does not resist, burrowing $his face down into the couch and doing $his best to calm $himself. After a few minutes, you withdraw your finger and press the slick tip of your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $his virgin rosebud. $He starts in spite of $himself, but breathes out obediently, relaxing $his butthole enough to let you in. $He squeals at the sudden invasion, but you hold $him and let $him get used to you gradually. After a few minutes you encourage $him to
+	You tell $him to relax, and push a single lubed finger into $his anus. $He gasps, but does not resist, burrowing $his face down into the couch and doing $his best to calm $himself. After a few minutes, you withdraw your finger and press the slick tip of your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> against $his virgin rosebud. $He starts in spite of $himself, but breathes out obediently, relaxing $his butthole enough to let you in. $He squeals at the sudden invasion, but you hold $him and let $him get used to you gradually. After a few minutes you encourage $him to
 	<<if ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
 		stimulate $his own nipples,
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
@@ -1662,7 +1662,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	<<else>>
 		play with $his pussy,
 	<</if>>
-	and $he almost sobs with relief. After $he's almost forgotten the phallus in $his ass, you begin to fuck $him gradually. $He climaxes before too long, $his tight sphincter <<if $PC.dick == 1>>hugging your shaft wonderfully<<else>>visibly compressing the strap-on<</if>>. Confused, $he mumbles into the couch, "<<Master>>, I c-came. I came to your thing in my butt. A-am I — doe<<s>> that make me a <<s>>lut?" You assure $him that it does. Surprisingly, $he does not break down, but exhales slowly and squares $his shoulders, visibly resolving to @@.hotpink;be a slut@@ if $he has to. $He even takes a bit longer than strictly necessary giving $himself $his @@.lime;first@@ post-sex enema.
+	and $he almost sobs with relief. After $he's almost forgotten the phallus in $his ass, you begin to fuck $him gradually. $He climaxes before too long, $his tight sphincter <<if $PC.dick != 0>>hugging your shaft wonderfully<<else>>visibly compressing the strap-on<</if>>. Confused, $he mumbles into the couch, "<<Master>>, I c-came. I came to your thing in my butt. A-am I — doe<<s>> that make me a <<s>>lut?" You assure $him that it does. Surprisingly, $he does not break down, but exhales slowly and squares $his shoulders, visibly resolving to @@.hotpink;be a slut@@ if $he has to. $He even takes a bit longer than strictly necessary giving $himself $his @@.lime;first@@ post-sex enema.
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5, $activeSlave.anus += 1, $activeSlave.counter.anal++>>
 	<<set $analTotal++>>
 	<<if canImpreg($activeSlave, $PC)>>
@@ -1673,7 +1673,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 <br><<link "<<= $Girl>>s' butts are for pounding">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You tell $him that $his butt is your property, just like $subSlave.slaveName's. $He looks @@.gold;terrified.@@ You continue, telling $him to bring your property over to you. $He stumbles over, begging, "P-plea<<s>>e, fuck me <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e don't do <<s>>tuff to my butt. It'<<s>> going t-to h-hurt.<<if $activeSlave.preg > $activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth/2>> And I-I'm r-really pregnant.<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>> And I-I'm p-pregnant.<</if>>" You push $him down across your desk, giving $him a swat across the rump to warn $him to shut up. $He does, though $he makes a little squealing noise when you begin to grope $his ass, working your way in towards $his virgin backdoor. When $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your lubed cockhead<<else>>a lubed strap-on<</if>> sliding between $his buttocks and then pressing against $his anus, $he bursts out, "Plea<<s>>e no, <<Master>>! Plea<<s>>e not my — AAAH! OW!" and bursts into tears. You give $him a few seconds to get used to your girth and then begin to fuck $his delicious little virgin behind. Despite the pain, the <<if $activeSlave.vagina != -1>>stimulation gets $him wet<<elseif $activeSlave.prostate != 0>>prostate stimulation gets $him hard<<else>>stimulation brings a little fluid out of $him<</if>>, and you tell $him that $he clearly wants it. $He doesn't know what to say in response, so $he just cries harder as <<if $activeSlave.dick == 0>>you reach around to cup $his soaking cunt possessively<<else>>$he starts to leak despite $his displeasure<</if>>. $His butthole is so wonderfully tight that you orgasm quickly, throwing $his unresisting butt over onto the couch for another round. $He's @@.green;no longer repressed,@@ but $he now @@.red;hates@@ having $his @@.lime;newly loosened butt@@ fucked.
+	You tell $him that $his butt is your property, just like $subSlave.slaveName's. $He looks @@.gold;terrified.@@ You continue, telling $him to bring your property over to you. $He stumbles over, begging, "P-plea<<s>>e, fuck me <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e don't do <<s>>tuff to my butt. It'<<s>> going t-to h-hurt.<<if $activeSlave.preg > $activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth/2>> And I-I'm r-really pregnant.<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>> And I-I'm p-pregnant.<</if>>" You push $him down across your desk, giving $him a swat across the rump to warn $him to shut up. $He does, though $he makes a little squealing noise when you begin to grope $his ass, working your way in towards $his virgin backdoor. When $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your lubed cockhead<<else>>a lubed strap-on<</if>> sliding between $his buttocks and then pressing against $his anus, $he bursts out, "Plea<<s>>e no, <<Master>>! Plea<<s>>e not my — AAAH! OW!" and bursts into tears. You give $him a few seconds to get used to your girth and then begin to fuck $his delicious little virgin behind. Despite the pain, the <<if $activeSlave.vagina != -1>>stimulation gets $him wet<<elseif $activeSlave.prostate != 0>>prostate stimulation gets $him hard<<else>>stimulation brings a little fluid out of $him<</if>>, and you tell $him that $he clearly wants it. $He doesn't know what to say in response, so $he just cries harder as <<if $activeSlave.dick == 0>>you reach around to cup $his soaking cunt possessively<<else>>$he starts to leak despite $his displeasure<</if>>. $His butthole is so wonderfully tight that you orgasm quickly, throwing $his unresisting butt over onto the couch for another round. $He's @@.green;no longer repressed,@@ but $he now @@.red;hates@@ having $his @@.lime;newly loosened butt@@ fucked.
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = 0, $activeSlave.sexualFlaw = "hates anal", $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.anus += 1, $activeSlave.counter.anal++>>
 	<<set $analTotal++>>
 	<<if canImpreg($activeSlave, $PC)>>
@@ -1706,14 +1706,14 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 <<link "They're not done yet">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	$subSlave.slaveName is out of it, and doesn't realize you're there. The first indication _he2 gets of your presence is the <<if $PC.dick == 1>>head of your penis<<else>>tip of your strap-on<</if>> <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>sliding easily inside _his2 soft butthole<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>pushing firmly up _his2 relaxed anus<<else>>penetrating _his2 tight little asshole<</if>>. _He2 groans, but greets you properly, slurring a little from sheer fatigue and overstimulation. Nevertheless, _he2 reaches clumsily around to spread _his2 cheeks for you. As you begin to fuck _his2 butt, your invading <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>phallus<</if>>
+	$subSlave.slaveName is out of it, and doesn't realize you're there. The first indication _he2 gets of your presence is the <<if $PC.dick != 0>>head of your penis<<else>>tip of your strap-on<</if>> <<if $subSlave.anus > 2>>sliding easily inside _his2 soft butthole<<elseif $subSlave.anus > 1>>pushing firmly up _his2 relaxed anus<<else>>penetrating _his2 tight little asshole<</if>>. _He2 groans, but greets you properly, slurring a little from sheer fatigue and overstimulation. Nevertheless, _he2 reaches clumsily around to spread _his2 cheeks for you. As you begin to fuck _his2 butt, your invading <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>phallus<</if>>
 	<<if canPenetrate($subSlave)>>
 		<<if $subSlave.prostate>>presses against _his2 prostate<<else>>stirs up _his2 insides<</if>>, forcing _him2 hard again.
 	<<else>>
 		and thrusting hips get _him2 moving again, too.
 	<</if>>
 	Beneath _him2, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts uncomfortably at the resumed sex and the extra weight. To relieve $him, you haul $his <<if $activeSlave.relationship > 4>>_wife2<<else>>lover<</if>> into a more upright position so _he2 can fuck and be fucked while straddling $activeSlave.slaveName's pressed-together thighs. You fuck $subSlave.slaveName just as hard as _he2 was fucking $activeSlave.slaveName, taking your pleasure from _him2 without mercy. Despite this, the sexed-out slave orgasms again.
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && (canPenetrate($subSlave))>>Deciding to really fill $activeSlave.slaveName, you shove $subSlave.slaveName's quivering body off to one side without ceremony, shove yourself inside the $desc on the bottom, and add your cum to the two loads already inside $him.<<else>>You climax yourself, and then stand.<</if>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && (canPenetrate($subSlave))>>Deciding to really fill $activeSlave.slaveName, you shove $subSlave.slaveName's quivering body off to one side without ceremony, shove yourself inside the $desc on the bottom, and add your cum to the two loads already inside $him.<<else>>You climax yourself, and then stand.<</if>>
 	Pleased, you head off to find more amusement, leaving the sex-stained slaves dozing in each other's arms, @@.hotpink;not thinking for a moment@@ about how profoundly sexual pleasure dominates their lives.
 	<<= VCheck.Simple()>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
@@ -1743,7 +1743,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 		holding the submissive $desc up against the shower wall and giving $him a second reaming.
 		<<= VCheck.Simple()>>
 	<<case "cumslut">>
-		giving the cumslut a soapy massage as $he <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucks your cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eats you out<</if>>.
+		giving the cumslut a soapy massage as $he <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucks your cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eats you out<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 1>>
 		<<set $oralTotal += 1>>
 	<<case "humiliation">>
@@ -1774,7 +1774,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 		pushing the vanilla $girl's back against the wall and kissing $him lovingly.
 		<<= VCheck.Simple()>>
 	<</switch>>
-	As $activeSlave.slaveName orgasms in your arms, you feel $subSlave.slaveName hug your thighs lightly before starting to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>blow you<<else>>lick your pussy<</if>> _himself2. Afterward, you bring the tired pair back to their bed and get them tucked in. They @@.mediumaquamarine;find the gesture comforting,@@ and are asleep in an instant.
+	As $activeSlave.slaveName orgasms in your arms, you feel $subSlave.slaveName hug your thighs lightly before starting to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>blow you<<else>>lick your pussy<</if>> _himself2. Afterward, you bring the tired pair back to their bed and get them tucked in. They @@.mediumaquamarine;find the gesture comforting,@@ and are asleep in an instant.
 	<<= VCheck.Simple()>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<<set $subSlave.counter.oral++, $subSlave.counter.penetrative++, $subSlave.trust += 4>>
@@ -1954,21 +1954,21 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 		<br><br>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName <<if $activeSlave.trust > 20>>wasn't really worried that $he was in trouble; your tone was not angry and $he wasn't breaking the rules. Even so, $he giggles<<else>>was worried that $he was in trouble; even through your tone wasn't angry, and even though $he wasn't breaking the rules, $he's afraid of you. So $he giggles with relief<</if>> when $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>realizes<</if>> that $he's going to get $his drink of cum, just from a different source.
 		<<if $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
-			$He runs $his <<if $activeSlave.tonguePiercing>>pierced<<else>>pink<</if>> tongue over $his lips hungrily, staring meaningfully at the cockhead <<if $showInches == 2>>inches<<else>>centimeters<</if>> in front of $his face. "I'm <<s>>o happy, <<Master>>," $he purrs. "You have the be<<s>>t cum.<<if $PC.balls > 1>> I'll never go hungry with you either.<</if>>" $He's still right up against $subSlave.slaveName, and $he reaches back to pat $subSlave.slaveName's butt reassuringly. "Your<<s>> is ni<<c>>e, but there'<<s>> only one <<Master>>." Then $he starts sucking your dick.
+			$He runs $his <<if $activeSlave.tonguePiercing>>pierced<<else>>pink<</if>> tongue over $his lips hungrily, staring meaningfully at the cockhead <<if $showInches == 2>>inches<<else>>centimeters<</if>> in front of $his face. "I'm <<s>>o happy, <<Master>>," $he purrs. "You have the be<<s>>t cum.<<if $PC.balls >= 10>> I'll never go hungry with you either.<</if>>" $He's still right up against $subSlave.slaveName, and $he reaches back to pat $subSlave.slaveName's butt reassuringly. "Your<<s>> is ni<<c>>e, but there'<<s>> only one <<Master>>." Then $he starts sucking your dick.
 		<<else>>
-			"Thank you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dutifully. "Your, um, your cum i<<s>> the be<<s>>t.<<if $PC.balls > 1>> I'll never go hungry with you either.<</if>>" Momentarily unsure of $himself, $he blushes, and decides to take refuge in dicksucking.
+			"Thank you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dutifully. "Your, um, your cum i<<s>> the be<<s>>t.<<if $PC.balls >= 10>> I'll never go hungry with you either.<</if>>" Momentarily unsure of $himself, $he blushes, and decides to take refuge in dicksucking.
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.skill.oral > 60>>
-			$He's a well-trained cocksucker, and as the suction and $his active tongue go to work, $he reaches up and <<if $PC.vagina>>begins to lavish attention on your pussy with both hands. $He fingers your labia lovingly before starting to dip $his fingers inside you in time with $his oral strokes at your shaft.<<else>>cups your<<if $PC.ballsImplant > 3>>monstrous balls<<elseif $PC.ballsImplant == 3>>hand-filling <<elseif $PC.ballsImplant == 2>>huge <<elseif $PC.ballsImplant == 1>>big <</if>>balls lovingly. A testicular massage during a blowjob might not actually increase ejaculation volume, but the care $he shows suggests that the hungry slut might believe it does.<</if>>
+			$He's a well-trained cocksucker, and as the suction and $his active tongue go to work, $he reaches up and <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>begins to lavish attention on your pussy with both hands. $He fingers your labia lovingly before starting to dip $his fingers inside you in time with $his oral strokes at your shaft.<<else>>cups your<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>monstrous balls<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>hand-filling <<elseif $PC.ball >= 9>>huge <<elseif $PC.balls >= 5>>big <</if>>balls lovingly. A testicular massage during a blowjob might not actually increase ejaculation volume, but the care $he shows suggests that the hungry slut might believe it does.<</if>>
 		<<else>>
 			$He's not an outstanding oral slave, so after $he's working away reasonably well, you take $his head in both hands and fuck $his face. Not cruelly, but with comprehensive dominance. $He can breathe, but $he has to concentrate to do so, letting you rape $his throat like a good little bitch.
 		<</if>>
 		When you cum, you thrust as far inside as you can manage and
-		<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+		<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 			pump oversized load after oversized load down $his throat, steadily swelling $his stomach with your jizz.
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>
 			pump your massive load into $him until $he gags.
-		<<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 			unload your massive cumshot deep into $him.
 		<<else>>
 			shoot your load deep into $him.
@@ -2154,7 +2154,7 @@ $he adds impishly. <<if canHear($subSlave)>>Hearing this<<else>>Realizing your p
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $subSlave.anus == 1>>has a tight little ass, and<<elseif $subSlave.anus == 2>>is no anal virgin, but<<else>>has a very experienced asshole, but<</if>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.dick>>you have a big dick<<else>>you use a formidable strap-on<</if>> and are ramming it into $subSlave.slaveName's fuckhole industriously. _He2 moans and writhes, being a good sex slave with your <<if $PC.dick>>hard shaft<<else>>instrument<</if>> sliding in and out of _him2, in and out of _him2. You plunder _him2 without restraint, bending to plant dominant kisses on _him2 panting mouth while you fuck _him2, and then straightening up again to grab and maul _his2 <<if $subSlave.boobsImplant > 0>>fake tits<<else>>$subSlave.boobShape boobs<</if>> with both hands. <<if $PC.dick>>When you're through, you thrust deep inside, blasting _his2 <<if _vaginal>>cervix<<else>>bowels<</if>> with a hot torrent of your semen<<if $PC.balls >= 3>> until _his2 belly begins to visibly swell from your load<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>, thoroughly filling _him2 with your massive load<</if>>.<<else>>Finally you orgasm, thrusting yourself hard against your strap-on harness, driving it as far inside your fucktoy as it'll go and holding it there as you shudder with climax.<</if>> Then you pull out and shove the @@.hotpink;dominated,@@ sweaty, fucked-out<<if $PC.dick>>, cum-dripping<</if>> $subSlave.slaveName towards the showers, giving _him2 a swat on the butt when _he2's slow to get moving. Then you turn to $activeSlave.slaveName.
+	<<if $PC.dick>>you have a big dick<<else>>you use a formidable strap-on<</if>> and are ramming it into $subSlave.slaveName's fuckhole industriously. _He2 moans and writhes, being a good sex slave with your <<if $PC.dick>>hard shaft<<else>>instrument<</if>> sliding in and out of _him2, in and out of _him2. You plunder _him2 without restraint, bending to plant dominant kisses on _him2 panting mouth while you fuck _him2, and then straightening up again to grab and maul _his2 <<if $subSlave.boobsImplant > 0>>fake tits<<else>>$subSlave.boobShape boobs<</if>> with both hands. <<if $PC.dick>>When you're through, you thrust deep inside, blasting _his2 <<if _vaginal>>cervix<<else>>bowels<</if>> with a hot torrent of your semen<<if $PC.balls >= 30>> until _his2 belly begins to visibly swell from your load<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>, thoroughly filling _him2 with your massive load<</if>>.<<else>>Finally you orgasm, thrusting yourself hard against your strap-on harness, driving it as far inside your fucktoy as it'll go and holding it there as you shudder with climax.<</if>> Then you pull out and shove the @@.hotpink;dominated,@@ sweaty, fucked-out<<if $PC.dick>>, cum-dripping<</if>> $subSlave.slaveName towards the showers, giving _him2 a swat on the butt when _he2's slow to get moving. Then you turn to $activeSlave.slaveName.
 	<br><br>
 	$He's painfully aroused, of course. $He just got to watch a <<if $PC.title>>handsome guy fuck a<<else>>hot _girlP fuck another<</if>> hot _girl2<<if !_vaginal>>'s ass<</if>>, right in front of $him. And this while already laboring under a severe case of blue balls. "<<Master>>," $he <<say>>s nonspecifically. $He knows you did that in front of $him for $his benefit, at least partly, and $he wouldn't know what to make of it or how to respond, even if $he were in possession of $his faculties. Which $he isn't. All $his blood is very obviously located in <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>$his lovely futanari hard-on<<else>>$his desperately erect penis<</if>>. You point to where $subSlave.slaveName just got fucked, and announce that $activeSlave.slaveName can get off if $he wants, but not by fucking $subSlave.slaveName. $He gets to come with <<if $PC.dick>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>fucking $him<<else>>up $his ass<</if>>.
 	<br><br>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/neighborInteract.tw b/src/uncategorized/neighborInteract.tw
index 9818d6f15bd..8f70bfea2d1 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/neighborInteract.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/neighborInteract.tw
@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 	[[Stop|Neighbor Interact][$arcologies[0].influenceTarget = -1]]
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $PC.hacking > 0>>
+<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 0>>
 	<br>
 	<<if $arcologies[0].CyberEconomicTarget == -1>>
 		You are not engaged in cyber warfare against a neighboring arcology.
@@ -269,7 +269,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 			<br>[[Target them for economic warfare|Neighbor Interact][$arcologies[0].embargoTarget = $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].direction]]
 		<</if>>
 
-		<<if $PC.hacking > 0>>
+		<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 0>>
 			<<if $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].direction !== $arcologies[0].CyberEconomicTarget>>
 				<br>[[Target them for cyber economic warfare|Neighbor Interact][$arcologies[0].CyberEconomicTarget = $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].direction]]
 			<</if>>
@@ -411,7 +411,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 	If $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].name has developed enough to begin exporting worthwhile goods, it may be of interest to acquire some.
 	<<if ($arcologies[_currentNeighbor].government == "your trustees") || ($arcologies[_currentNeighbor].government == "your agent")>>
 		Since it is under your control, it is no problem at all to request the transfer of goods to $arcologies[0].name.
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 		It is within your skills to redirect an outgoing shipment to $arcologies[0].name for your retrieval.
 	<<elseif $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].direction === $arcologies[0].embargoTarget>>
 		Due to your active embargo, trade with $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].name is not possible.
@@ -425,7 +425,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of togas" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtToga = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of togas" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtToga = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -445,7 +445,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of kimonos" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtKimono = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of kimonos" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtKimono = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -465,7 +465,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of silken harem garb" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtHarem = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of silken harem garb" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtHarem = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -485,7 +485,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of huipils" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtHuipil = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of huipils" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtHuipil = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -505,7 +505,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of qipaos" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtQipao = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of qipaos" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtQipao = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -525,7 +525,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of Egyptian necklace replicas" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtEgypt = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of Egyptian necklace replicas" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtEgypt = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -546,7 +546,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of conservative clothing" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtConservative = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of conservative clothing" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtConservative = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -566,7 +566,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of binding chains" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtChains = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of binding chains" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtChains = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -587,7 +587,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of bunny suits" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtBunny = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of bunny suits" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtBunny = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -602,14 +602,13 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set _exports = 1>>
 	<</if>>
-	/*
 	<<if $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].FSIntellectualDependency > 95>>
 		<<if !isItemAccessible("a bimbo outfit")>>
 			<<if ($arcologies[_currentNeighbor].government == "your trustees") || ($arcologies[_currentNeighbor].government == "your agent")>>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of outfits suitable for bimbos" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtBimbo = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of outfits suitable for bimbos" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtBimbo = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -630,7 +629,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of courtesan dresses" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtCourtesan = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of courtesan dresses" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtCourtesan = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -645,13 +644,14 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set _exports = 1>>
 	<</if>>
+	/*
 	<<if $arcologies[_currentNeighbor].FSPetiteAdmiration > 95>>
 		<<if !isItemAccessible("temp")>>
 			<<if ($arcologies[_currentNeighbor].government == "your trustees") || ($arcologies[_currentNeighbor].government == "your agent")>>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of petite-sized dresses" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtPetite = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of petite-sized dresses" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtPetite = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -673,7 +673,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of body oil" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtOil = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of body oil" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtOil = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -693,7 +693,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of stretch pants and crop-tops" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtLazyClothes = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of stretch pants and crop-tops" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtLazyClothes = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -714,7 +714,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of chattel religionist habits" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtHabit = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of chattel religionist habits" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtHabit = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -735,7 +735,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of Western clothing" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtWestern = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of Western clothing" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtWestern = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -756,7 +756,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of maternity clothing" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtMaternityDress = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of maternity clothing" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtMaternityDress = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -774,7 +774,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of maternity lingerie" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtMaternityLingerie = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of maternity lingerie" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtMaternityLingerie = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -792,7 +792,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of empathy bellies" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtBelly = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of empathy bellies" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $clothesBoughtBelly = 1>>
 				<</link>>
@@ -813,7 +813,7 @@ You have <<print $arcologies.length-1>> neighbors. <br><br>
 				<br><<link "Request a shipment of height boosting footwear" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $shoesBoughtHeels = 1>>
 				<</link>>
-			<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 50>>
+			<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 50>>
 				<br><<link "Divert an outgoing shipment of height boosting footwear" "Neighbor Interact">>
 					<<set $shoesBoughtHeels = 1>>
 				<</link>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/neighborsDevelopment.tw b/src/uncategorized/neighborsDevelopment.tw
index 57a72413ed2..b7efa53e72d 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/neighborsDevelopment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/neighborsDevelopment.tw
@@ -531,23 +531,23 @@ has an estimated GSP of @@.yellowgreen;<<print cashFormat(_prosperity)>><<if $sh
 
 /* CYBER ECONOMIC WARFARE */
 <<if $arcologies[$i].direction == $arcologies[0].CyberEconomicTarget>>
-	<<if $PC.hacking == -100>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.hacking == -100>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 10>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -75>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -75>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 30>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -50>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -50>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 40>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -25>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -25>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 45>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking == 0>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking == 0>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 50>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 25>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 25>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 60>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 50>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 50>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 70>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 75>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 75>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 85>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 100>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 100>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 100>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<set _weekModifier = Math.max(1, (100-($week*2)))>>
@@ -570,23 +570,23 @@ has an estimated GSP of @@.yellowgreen;<<print cashFormat(_prosperity)>><<if $sh
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif $arcologies[$i].direction == $arcologies[0].CyberReputationTarget>> /* REPUTATION WARFARE */
-	<<if $PC.hacking == -100>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.hacking == -100>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 10>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -75>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -75>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 30>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -50>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -50>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 40>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -25>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -25>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 45>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking == 0>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking == 0>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 50>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 25>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 25>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 60>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 50>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 50>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 70>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 75>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 75>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 85>>
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 100>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 100>>
 		<<set _Catchchance = 100>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<set $arcologies[$i].prosperity -= $arcologies[0].CyberReputation>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/newGamePlus.tw b/src/uncategorized/newGamePlus.tw
index 739c8960d2b..25f6e1ba852 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/newGamePlus.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/newGamePlus.tw
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ You <<if $cash >= _fee>>have<<else>>lack<</if>> the funds to bring more than $sl
 
 <<if $freshPC == 0>>
 	<<if $retainCareer == 1 && $PC.career != "arcology owner">>
-		<<if $week > 52 || ($PC.slaving >= 100 && $PC.trading >= 100 && $PC.warfare >= 100 && $PC.engineering >= 100 && $PC.medicine >= 100 && $PC.hacking >= 100)>>
+		<<if $week > 52 || ($PC.skill.slaving >= 100 && $PC.skill.trading >= 100 && $PC.skill.warfare >= 100 && $PC.skill.engineering >= 100 && $PC.skill.medicine >= 100 && $PC.skill.hacking >= 100)>>
 			You have acquired a fair amount of knowledge regarding arcologies and their day-to-day management in your time spent as one's owner qualifying you as an @@.orange;"arcology owner"!@@ Benefits include:
 			<br>@@.lime;20% reduced cost of construction.@@
 			<br>@@.lime;Free additional starting rep along with easy rep maintenance.@@
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw b/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw
index 7225b6fbcc9..769c5c50d26 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw
@@ -163,7 +163,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 		<<set $activeSlave.origRace = $activeSlave.race>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.race != $activeSlave.origRace>>
-		A blood test reveals that $he was originally $activeSlave.origRace, not $activeSlave.race<<if $PC.medicine >= 50 || $PC.slaving >= 50>>, just as you suspected<</if>>.
+		A blood test reveals that $he was originally $activeSlave.origRace, not $activeSlave.race<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 50 || $PC.skill.slaving >= 50>>, just as you suspected<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $activeSlave.override_Skin != 1>>
@@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 <</if>>
 <<if $activeSlave.skin != $activeSlave.origSkin>>
 	<<if ($activeSlave.skin != "sun tanned") || ($activeSlave.skin != "spray tanned")>>
-		An epidermis scan reveals that $his skin was originally $activeSlave.origSkin, not $activeSlave.skin<<if $PC.medicine >= 75 || $PC.slaving >= 75>>, just as you suspected<</if>>.
+		An epidermis scan reveals that $his skin was originally $activeSlave.origSkin, not $activeSlave.skin<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 75 || $PC.skill.slaving >= 75>>, just as you suspected<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -207,12 +207,12 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 
 
 <<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1) && ($activeSlave.dick == 0)>>
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 		$He looks to you and sees a fellow woman, and is @@.mediumaquamarine;a little less afraid@@ that you will rape and abuse $him.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif $activeSlave.career == "a Futanari Sister">>
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300) && ($PC.vagina != -1)>>
 		<<if $TFS.schoolPresent == 1>>
 			$He's heard of you, of course, as both a futanari yourself and a generous patron of the Sisters. $He feels @@.mediumaquamarine;very lucky@@ that $he's going to be your slave, not to mention @@.hotpink;almost desperate@@ to have sex with you.
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 10>>
@@ -224,28 +224,28 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 400) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && (($PC.boobs == 1) || ($PC.vagina == 1))>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && (($PC.boobs >= 400) || ($PC.vagina != -1))>>
 		$He looks to you and sees a fellow intersex person, and is @@.mediumaquamarine;rather hopeful@@ that $he will find you a sympathetic owner.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
 <<if (($activeSlave.attrXX > 50) || ($activeSlave.energy > 95)) && ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw != "hates women") && ($activeSlave.trust >= -20)>>
-	<<if ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.boobs >= 400)>>
 		$He seems to think you're pretty, and is more willing to @@.hotpink;try for your approval@@ than $he would otherwise be. $He glances at your rack when $he thinks you're not looking.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
 <<if ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw == "hates women") && ($activeSlave.devotion <= 50)>>
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 		$He obviously does not find you immediately attractive, and is @@.mediumorchid;less eager to conciliate you@@ than $he would otherwise be.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 5>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
 <<if (($activeSlave.attrXY > 50) || ($activeSlave.energy > 95)) && ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw != "hates men") && ($activeSlave.trust >= -20)>>
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 0)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs < 300)>>
 		$He seems to think you're handsome, and is more willing to @@.hotpink;try for your approval@@ than $he would otherwise be. $He glances at your crotch when $he thinks you're not looking.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -305,7 +305,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $PC.boobsBonus >= 3>>
+<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs">>
 		<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>
 			$He keeps stealing glances at your huge rack<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>, $his dick rapidly hardening<</if>>. You stretch, giving $him a fantastic view of your breasts, before circling around behind $him and cupping $his chest. Between your tits against $his back, and how teasingly big you are pretending $his breasts will be, $he can't contain $himself; $he cums from overstimulation, completely pinning $him @@.green;as a breast fetishist!@@
@@ -526,7 +526,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "perverted")>>
 			$He has heard that you like little <<= $girl>>s and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ that matching your taste means $he will be treated well.
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 2>>
-		<<elseif ($activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "size queen") && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<elseif ($activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "size queen") && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			$He has heard that you like little <<= $girl>>s and @@.hotpink;bites $his lip@@ at the thought of how big your dick will be inside $him.
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 2>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.sexualFlaw == "repressed") || ($activeSlave.sexualFlaw == "shamefast") || ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw == "devout")>>
@@ -720,7 +720,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	<<link "Abort $his child">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
-			You loudly place an innocuous-looking drug injector on your desk, and let $him think about it for a long moment. Then, you declare exactly what made that sound: abortifacients. After a moment of comprehension, $his mood instantly improves. $He pledges to @@.hotpink;submit to you,@@ <<if $PC.dick == 1 && $PC.vagina == 1>>suck your cock, take it in $his pussy, take it up $his ass, eat you out<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>suck your cock, take it in $his pussy, take it up $his ass<<else>>eat you out, worship you with $his pussy, serve you with $his ass<</if>>, anything, as long as you @@.mediumaquamarine;remove $his rape baby.@@ You observe that $he'll do all of those things, regardless of what you decide to do about $his pregnancy, but for now, you'll let $him terminate it; $he needs all the nutrients for $himself right now. $He thanks you through $his tears.
+			You loudly place an innocuous-looking drug injector on your desk, and let $him think about it for a long moment. Then, you declare exactly what made that sound: abortifacients. After a moment of comprehension, $his mood instantly improves. $He pledges to @@.hotpink;submit to you,@@ <<if $PC.dick != 0 && $PC.vagina != -1>>suck your cock, take it in $his pussy, take it up $his ass, eat you out<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>suck your cock, take it in $his pussy, take it up $his ass<<else>>eat you out, worship you with $his pussy, serve you with $his ass<</if>>, anything, as long as you @@.mediumaquamarine;remove $his rape baby.@@ You observe that $he'll do all of those things, regardless of what you decide to do about $his pregnancy, but for now, you'll let $him terminate it; $he needs all the nutrients for $himself right now. $He thanks you through $his tears.
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 3>>
@@ -788,7 +788,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<link "Disabuse $him of $his silly ideas">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
-				You rise from your desk and move in close. $He turns to face you but you roughly spin $him around. You haul $him up on tiptoe so you can use $him standing. As you get your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> lined up with $his sissy ass $he starts to struggle and protest, asking you to fuck in a more comfortable position. You tell $him to keep $his whore mouth shut, and administer an awful slap when $he tries to keep talking. $His stupid illusions about life as a sex slave @@.mediumorchid;melt away@@ with the burning sensation of a dick forcing its way up $his ass at a harsh angle. $He wilts a little as you abuse $his butt, and afterward, $he's in tears as $he stumbles to the bathroom to wash $his fuckhole. $He's regained $his composure by the time $he gets out but @@.gold;breaks down@@ when you tell $him to present $his asshole again.
+				You rise from your desk and move in close. $He turns to face you but you roughly spin $him around. You haul $him up on tiptoe so you can use $him standing. As you get your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> lined up with $his sissy ass $he starts to struggle and protest, asking you to fuck in a more comfortable position. You tell $him to keep $his whore mouth shut, and administer an awful slap when $he tries to keep talking. $His stupid illusions about life as a sex slave @@.mediumorchid;melt away@@ with the burning sensation of a dick forcing its way up $his ass at a harsh angle. $He wilts a little as you abuse $his butt, and afterward, $he's in tears as $he stumbles to the bathroom to wash $his fuckhole. $He's regained $his composure by the time $he gets out but @@.gold;breaks down@@ when you tell $him to present $his asshole again.
 			<</replace>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 5>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 10>>
@@ -798,7 +798,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<if ($activeSlave.indentureRestrictions <= 0) && ($seeExtreme == 1)>>
 		| <<link "Cruelly castrate $him">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
-				You rise from your desk and move in close, wordlessly dominating $him without touch, tempting and overawing $him until $he's desperate with desire, $his prick stiff as iron. $He follows you willingly into the autosurgery and even allows you to strap $him in, face-down, without comment. $His fuckhole welcomes your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and $he gasps with pleasure. $He climaxes with indecent speed, dripping $his cum onto the surgery floor. You keep fucking $him, but lean forward to whisper to $him that that was $his last hard-on. $He's completely confused and says nothing, but gradually realizes what the numb feeling around $his ballsack means. $He @@.gold;screams with horror@@ and @@.mediumorchid;sobs disconsolately@@ as the autosurgery disengages from $his clipped genitals and you disengage from $his <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cum-filled<<else>>wilting<</if>> butthole. $He gingerly stumbles back to your office with you and, without even being ordered to, arranges $himself on the couch with $his fuckhole ready. The gelding does affect $his @@.red;health@@ somewhat.
+				You rise from your desk and move in close, wordlessly dominating $him without touch, tempting and overawing $him until $he's desperate with desire, $his prick stiff as iron. $He follows you willingly into the autosurgery and even allows you to strap $him in, face-down, without comment. $His fuckhole welcomes your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and $he gasps with pleasure. $He climaxes with indecent speed, dripping $his cum onto the surgery floor. You keep fucking $him, but lean forward to whisper to $him that that was $his last hard-on. $He's completely confused and says nothing, but gradually realizes what the numb feeling around $his ballsack means. $He @@.gold;screams with horror@@ and @@.mediumorchid;sobs disconsolately@@ as the autosurgery disengages from $his clipped genitals and you disengage from $his <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cum-filled<<else>>wilting<</if>> butthole. $He gingerly stumbles back to your office with you and, without even being ordered to, arranges $himself on the couch with $his fuckhole ready. The gelding does affect $his @@.red;health@@ somewhat.
 			<</replace>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 10>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust -= -10>>
@@ -833,7 +833,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		| <<link "Make sure $he knows $he made a mistake">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
-				You tell $him that slaves working in your penthouse are all expected to please you, and $he nods eagerly. $He strips, only starting to look doubtful again when you brusquely order $him to hurry up. You order $him to get down on the ground with $his face up, $his shoulders against the floor; $he does, and then you order $him to put $his legs over $his head. $He looks puzzled but does, flipping $himself flexibly up until $he's doing a shoulder stand, bent double with $his crotch over $his face. You stand over $him and shove <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> down and into $his asshole. This is an advanced anal position and <<if $activeSlave.anus > 0>>although $he's clearly no<<else>>even for an<</if>> anal virgin it's well beyond $him. $He does $his best but tears begin to streak $his cheeks. After a while you tire of the position and flip $him over onto $his face to assrape $him doggy style. This allows you to whisper into $his ear that $his holes are your property now, to use, to abuse, or to sell. $He @@.mediumorchid;sobs in despair@@ at the latter, knowing $he's @@.gold;thrown $his life away.@@
+				You tell $him that slaves working in your penthouse are all expected to please you, and $he nods eagerly. $He strips, only starting to look doubtful again when you brusquely order $him to hurry up. You order $him to get down on the ground with $his face up, $his shoulders against the floor; $he does, and then you order $him to put $his legs over $his head. $He looks puzzled but does, flipping $himself flexibly up until $he's doing a shoulder stand, bent double with $his crotch over $his face. You stand over $him and shove <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> down and into $his asshole. This is an advanced anal position and <<if $activeSlave.anus > 0>>although $he's clearly no<<else>>even for an<</if>> anal virgin it's well beyond $him. $He does $his best but tears begin to streak $his cheeks. After a while you tire of the position and flip $him over onto $his face to assrape $him doggy style. This allows you to whisper into $his ear that $his holes are your property now, to use, to abuse, or to sell. $He @@.mediumorchid;sobs in despair@@ at the latter, knowing $he's @@.gold;thrown $his life away.@@
 			<</replace>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 5>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 10>>
@@ -892,7 +892,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<link "Introduce $him to getting fucked">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
-				You stand up, your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>erection<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and the pussy beneath it<</if>><<else>>strap-on<</if>> suddenly becoming visible to $him, and order $him in a conversational tone of voice to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneel<<else>>get<</if>> on the couch and spread $his buttocks. The true nature of $his new life crashes down on $him in a moment, and $he cannot decide whether to run, to rage, or to cry. You solve $his dilemma for $him by seizing $him and flinging $him toward the couch, administering practiced cracks of your palm to $his ass until $he complies. $He sobs as $he feels the burning sensation of $his @@.lime;anal virginity being taken,@@ knowing that $he can now be @@.gold;used at will@@ and is now subject to the whims of someone who has shown themselves @@.mediumorchid;willing to rape $his anus.@@
+				You stand up, your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>erection<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and the pussy beneath it<</if>><<else>>strap-on<</if>> suddenly becoming visible to $him, and order $him in a conversational tone of voice to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneel<<else>>get<</if>> on the couch and spread $his buttocks. The true nature of $his new life crashes down on $him in a moment, and $he cannot decide whether to run, to rage, or to cry. You solve $his dilemma for $him by seizing $him and flinging $him toward the couch, administering practiced cracks of your palm to $his ass until $he complies. $He sobs as $he feels the burning sensation of $his @@.lime;anal virginity being taken,@@ knowing that $he can now be @@.gold;used at will@@ and is now subject to the whims of someone who has shown themselves @@.mediumorchid;willing to rape $his anus.@@
 			<</replace>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 5>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5>>
@@ -907,7 +907,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<link "Make sure $he enjoys $his first butt stuff">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
-				You make no direct answer to $his nervous question about $his virgin butt, though you do wonder how $he was so selfish as to be a Free Cities party $girl without giving up $his asshole nightly. Instead, you ask $him about $himself, ensuring that $he learns the proper way to answer questions from $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>. $He answers readily, even when you turn the subject to $his sexual experiences, and $he starts to get visibly aroused. Before long, $he finds $himself sitting on your lap on the couch, making out with you while $he gives you a handjob. $He stiffens a little when you begin to play with $his butthole, but you take your time. Soon $he's taking a finger, and then two, and before long, $he's riding <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>. $He doesn't climax to $his @@.lime;first buttsex,@@ but $he is learning to @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ that you won't hurt $him.
+				You make no direct answer to $his nervous question about $his virgin butt, though you do wonder how $he was so selfish as to be a Free Cities party $girl without giving up $his asshole nightly. Instead, you ask $him about $himself, ensuring that $he learns the proper way to answer questions from $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>. $He answers readily, even when you turn the subject to $his sexual experiences, and $he starts to get visibly aroused. Before long, $he finds $himself sitting on your lap on the couch, making out with you while $he gives you a handjob. $He stiffens a little when you begin to play with $his butthole, but you take your time. Soon $he's taking a finger, and then two, and before long, $he's riding <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>. $He doesn't climax to $his @@.lime;first buttsex,@@ but $he is learning to @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ that you won't hurt $him.
 			<</replace>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
@@ -921,7 +921,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<link "Make sure $he enjoys $his first anal sex">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
-				You introduce $him to obedience and proper manners regarding $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> before sending $him off for a physical. That night, $he's returned to your room, and finds you doing business on a tablet in bed. $He looks doubtful, but obeys when you direct $him to get into bed<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, even after $he realizes you're wearing a strap-on<</if>>. You turn out the light and spoon $him from behind, kissing $his neck and ears, cupping $his swollen breasts, and running your hands across $his pregnant belly with its taut $activeSlave.skin skin. $He's awkward at first but $his body responds to the tenderness. Before long $he's humping $his pussy back and forth against <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You tell $him no, not there, and begin to gently work <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dickhead<<else>>its tip<</if>> up $his tight but relaxed ass. $He's unsure of $himself, but you keep $him nice and relaxed. $He doesn't climax to $his @@.lime;first buttsex,@@ but $he is learning to @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ that you won't hurt $him.
+				You introduce $him to obedience and proper manners regarding $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> before sending $him off for a physical. That night, $he's returned to your room, and finds you doing business on a tablet in bed. $He looks doubtful, but obeys when you direct $him to get into bed<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, even after $he realizes you're wearing a strap-on<</if>>. You turn out the light and spoon $him from behind, kissing $his neck and ears, cupping $his swollen breasts, and running your hands across $his pregnant belly with its taut $activeSlave.skin skin. $He's awkward at first but $his body responds to the tenderness. Before long $he's humping $his pussy back and forth against <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You tell $him no, not there, and begin to gently work <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dickhead<<else>>its tip<</if>> up $his tight but relaxed ass. $He's unsure of $himself, but you keep $him nice and relaxed. $He doesn't climax to $his @@.lime;first buttsex,@@ but $he is learning to @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ that you won't hurt $him.
 			<</replace>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
@@ -1342,7 +1342,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	<<link "Threaten $his pregnancy">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
-			You place an innocuous-looking drug injector on your desk, and let $him <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>blindly <</if>>stare at it for a long moment. Then, you roll the cylinder slowly across the smooth surface, rotating it until its label comes into $his view. It depicts the silhouette of a pregnant woman, with a red "X" over it. Abortifacients. After an <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>short period<<else>>instant<</if>> of horrified comprehension, $he flings $himself at your feet, crying, begging, promising. $He pledges to @@.hotpink;submit to you,@@ <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out, <</if>>suck your cock, take it in $his pussy, take it up $his ass<<else>>eat you out, worship you with $his pussy, serve you with $his ass<</if>>, anything, as long as @@.gold;you don't hurt $his baby.@@ You observe that $he'll do all of those things, regardless of what you decide to do about $his pregnancy, but for now, you'll keep $him as a pregnant slut. $He thanks you through $his tears.
+			You place an innocuous-looking drug injector on your desk, and let $him <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>blindly <</if>>stare at it for a long moment. Then, you roll the cylinder slowly across the smooth surface, rotating it until its label comes into $his view. It depicts the silhouette of a pregnant woman, with a red "X" over it. Abortifacients. After an <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>short period<<else>>instant<</if>> of horrified comprehension, $he flings $himself at your feet, crying, begging, promising. $He pledges to @@.hotpink;submit to you,@@ <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out, <</if>>suck your cock, take it in $his pussy, take it up $his ass<<else>>eat you out, worship you with $his pussy, serve you with $his ass<</if>>, anything, as long as @@.gold;you don't hurt $his baby.@@ You observe that $he'll do all of those things, regardless of what you decide to do about $his pregnancy, but for now, you'll keep $him as a pregnant slut. $He thanks you through $his tears.
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 10>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 10>>
@@ -1531,7 +1531,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	<<link "Inseminate $him">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
-			You <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>lay the obedient $desc across your desk<<else>>force the resistant $desc to lie atop your desk<</if>> and gently <<if $PC.dick == 1>>slide your hard cock<<else>>push a special strap-on<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.vagina >= 0>>inside $his womanhood<<else>>up $his butt<</if>>. You take $him with care, enjoying $his body <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>and doing your best to give $him pleasure, too<<else>>without hurting $him<</if>>. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>You empty your balls inside $him, thrusting in as far as you can go<<else>>The strap-on contains a reservoir of faux ejaculate, and you give it to $him<</if>> as you climax. When $he feels the hot liquid jet into $him,
+			You <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>lay the obedient $desc across your desk<<else>>force the resistant $desc to lie atop your desk<</if>> and gently <<if $PC.dick != 0>>slide your hard cock<<else>>push a special strap-on<</if>> <<if $activeSlave.vagina >= 0>>inside $his womanhood<<else>>up $his butt<</if>>. You take $him with care, enjoying $his body <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>and doing your best to give $him pleasure, too<<else>>without hurting $him<</if>>. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>You empty your balls inside $him, thrusting in as far as you can go<<else>>The strap-on contains a reservoir of faux ejaculate, and you give it to $him<</if>> as you climax. When $he feels the hot liquid jet into $him,
 			<<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy">>
 					<<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>
@@ -1540,7 +1540,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 					<<else>>
 						$he climaxes, $his impregnation fetish displayed cutely on $his face.
 					<</if>>
-					As you let $him go, $he feels <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your<<else>>the fake<</if>> cum dripping out of $him, and $he @@.hotpink;feels like your property.@@
+					As you let $him go, $he feels <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your<<else>>the fake<</if>> cum dripping out of $him, and $he @@.hotpink;feels like your property.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 				<<else>>
 					$he gasps and does $his best to relax, accepting the flow. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>It seems $he<<else>>$He<</if>> isn't an impregnation fetishist, but $he is @@.hotpink;willing to submit@@ to have $his body used as your receptacle.
@@ -1554,7 +1554,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 					<<else>>
 						$he climaxes, $his impregnation fetish forcing $him to feel pleasure $his mind would prefer to reject.
 					<</if>>
-					As you let $him go, $he cries openly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your<<else>>the fake<</if>> cum dripping out of $him, and $he @@.hotpink;feels like your property.@@
+					As you let $him go, $he cries openly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your<<else>>the fake<</if>> cum dripping out of $him, and $he @@.hotpink;feels like your property.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 				<<else>>
 					$he groans and struggles a little, disgusted to be filled by your fluids so immediately. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>It seems $he<<else>>$He<</if>> isn't an impregnation fetishist, and is @@.gold;afraid@@ that $he'll be treated as nothing more than your receptacle.
@@ -1567,7 +1567,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 <</if>>
 
 <<if $seePreg != 0>>
-	<<if isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.womb.length == 0 && $PC.dick == 1 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human">>
+	<<if isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.womb.length == 0 && $PC.dick != 0 && $activeSlave.eggType == "human">>
 		| <<link "Impregnate $him">>
 			<<replace "#introResult">>
 			You perform a careful medical examination to verify fertility, and then <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>lay the obedient $desc across your desk<<else>>restrain the resistant $desc in your office with $his ass in the air<</if>> and gently slide your hard cock <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>up $his butt<<else>>inside $his womanhood<</if>>. You take $him with care, enjoying $his body <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>and doing your best to give $him pleasure, too<<else>>without hurting $him<</if>>. You empty your balls inside $him, thrusting in as far as you can go as you climax. When $he feels the hot liquid jet into $him,
@@ -1671,7 +1671,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 			<<else>>
 				You cuff $his <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>wrist<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>> and <</if>><</if>><<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>ankle<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>> and secure $his struggling, screeching body to the couch next to your desk so that $he's straddling the back of the couch with $his butt sticking out.
 			<</if>>
-			$He wriggles and protests until $he feels the lubricated head of <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> pushing against $his virgin butthole, at which point $he desperately tries to break free. $He fails, but $he never stops writhing and begging you to take <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> out of $his asshole. $He's certainly entered your service in a way that colors $his impression of you @@.mediumorchid;with hatred@@ and @@.gold;fear.@@ @@.lime;$His tight little ass has been broken in.@@
+			$He wriggles and protests until $he feels the lubricated head of <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>a strap-on<</if>> pushing against $his virgin butthole, at which point $he desperately tries to break free. $He fails, but $he never stops writhing and begging you to take <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> out of $his asshole. $He's certainly entered your service in a way that colors $his impression of you @@.mediumorchid;with hatred@@ and @@.gold;fear.@@ @@.lime;$His tight little ass has been broken in.@@
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 5>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 10>>
@@ -1701,7 +1701,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 <<link "Break $him in publicly">>
 	<<replace "#introResult">>
-		You <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>order the obedient slave to follow you<<else>>bring the resistant slave<</if>> out into the public areas below your penthouse, shove the nude $desc over a convenient handrail, and stick <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>
+		You <<if ($activeSlave.devotion > 20) || ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>order the obedient slave to follow you<<else>>bring the resistant slave<</if>> out into the public areas below your penthouse, shove the nude $desc over a convenient handrail, and stick <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick<<else>>a strap-on<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.vagina >= 0>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.vagina >= 3>>
 				inside $his gaping cunt, which is loose enough that the rough treatment doesn't bother $him physically.
@@ -1728,7 +1728,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 				<<else>>
 					As a humiliation fetishist, $he gets off on the stares, blushing cutely as $he takes a fuck in public.
 				<</if>>
-				$He follows you back inside your penthouse, leaking <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cum<<else>>lube<</if>>, @@.hotpink;feeling like a slut.@@
+				$He follows you back inside your penthouse, leaking <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cum<<else>>lube<</if>>, @@.hotpink;feeling like a slut.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 			<<else>>
 				$He takes the fuck obediently, and does $his very best to ignore the stares. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>It seems $he<<else>>$He<</if>> isn't a humiliation fetishist, but $he is @@.hotpink;willing to submit@@ to being used as a sex slave in public.
@@ -1742,7 +1742,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 				<<else>>
 					As a humiliation fetishist, $he can't stop $himself from getting off on being fucked in public.
 				<</if>>
-				As you pull $him back towards your penthouse, $he leaks <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cum<<else>>lube<</if>> and @@.hotpink;feels like a slut.@@
+				As you pull $him back towards your penthouse, $he leaks <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cum<<else>>lube<</if>> and @@.hotpink;feels like a slut.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 			<<else>>
 				$He takes the fuck unwillingly, crying and doing $his best to ignore the stares. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>It seems $he<<else>>$He<</if>> isn't a humiliation fetishist, and is @@.gold;rapidly learning what it means@@ to be your sex slave.
@@ -1760,7 +1760,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<<link "Give $him a chance to impress">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
 			<<set _num = random(1,100)>>
-			$He seems reasonably obedient, so you give $him a chance to impress. You remain seated and offer $him your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>half-erect cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and ready pussy<</if>><<else>>pussy, wet with arousal at the prospect of breaking in a new slut<</if>>. $He comes over obediently and gets on $his knees. $He works hard and is clearly doing $his absolute best to please, so you let $him finish you with $his mouth. <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if _num > 20>>$He looks up at you as $he swallows<<elseif _num > 40>>$He even swallows your cum without being told<<elseif _num > 60>>$He smiles sloppily as your seed slowly dribbles from $his mouth and down $his chin<<elseif _num > 80>>$He struggles to contain your seed and makes a mess all over $his face as a result<<else>>$He struggles to contain your seed with $his mouth and it splatters over the floor as a result<</if>><<else>>$He worked $his tongue hard and did $his best<</if>>. You spend the rest of the day with $him kneeling on a cushion next to your chair. $He learns obedience, but also learns that you are @@.mediumaquamarine;fair@@ and @@.hotpink;reasonable.@@
+			$He seems reasonably obedient, so you give $him a chance to impress. You remain seated and offer $him your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>half-erect cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and ready pussy<</if>><<else>>pussy, wet with arousal at the prospect of breaking in a new slut<</if>>. $He comes over obediently and gets on $his knees. $He works hard and is clearly doing $his absolute best to please, so you let $him finish you with $his mouth. <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if _num > 20>>$He looks up at you as $he swallows<<elseif _num > 40>>$He even swallows your cum without being told<<elseif _num > 60>>$He smiles sloppily as your seed slowly dribbles from $his mouth and down $his chin<<elseif _num > 80>>$He struggles to contain your seed and makes a mess all over $his face as a result<<else>>$He struggles to contain your seed with $his mouth and it splatters over the floor as a result<</if>><<else>>$He worked $his tongue hard and did $his best<</if>>. You spend the rest of the day with $him kneeling on a cushion next to your chair. $He learns obedience, but also learns that you are @@.mediumaquamarine;fair@@ and @@.hotpink;reasonable.@@
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
@@ -1776,7 +1776,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	<<link "Make sure $he knows pregnant women can still enjoy sex.">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
-			You introduce $him to obedience and proper manners regarding $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> before sending $him off for a physical. That night, $he's returned to your room, and finds you doing business on a tablet in bed. $He looks doubtful, but obeys when you direct $him to get into bed<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, even after $he realizes you're wearing a strap-on<</if>>. You turn out the light and spoon $him from behind, kissing $his neck and ears, cupping $his swollen breasts, and running your hands across $his pregnant belly with its taut $activeSlave.skin skin. $He's awkward at first but $his body responds to the tenderness. Before long $he's humping $his pussy back and forth against <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You begin to gently work <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dickhead<<else>>its tip<</if>> up $his used pussy. $He's unsure of $himself, but you keep $him nice and relaxed. After several minutes of gentle loving, $he's nothing but a satisfied puddle in your arms. $He believes that $he can @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ you won't harm $him or $his child.
+			You introduce $him to obedience and proper manners regarding $his <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>> before sending $him off for a physical. That night, $he's returned to your room, and finds you doing business on a tablet in bed. $He looks doubtful, but obeys when you direct $him to get into bed<<if $PC.dick == 0>>, even after $he realizes you're wearing a strap-on<</if>>. You turn out the light and spoon $him from behind, kissing $his neck and ears, cupping $his swollen breasts, and running your hands across $his pregnant belly with its taut $activeSlave.skin skin. $He's awkward at first but $his body responds to the tenderness. Before long $he's humping $his pussy back and forth against <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>. You begin to gently work <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dickhead<<else>>its tip<</if>> up $his used pussy. $He's unsure of $himself, but you keep $him nice and relaxed. After several minutes of gentle loving, $he's nothing but a satisfied puddle in your arms. $He believes that $he can @@.mediumaquamarine;trust@@ you won't harm $him or $his child.
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
 		<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
@@ -1827,7 +1827,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
 
-<<if $PC.vagina == 1 && $activeSlave.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
+<<if $PC.vagina != -1 && $activeSlave.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	<<link "Dominate $his penis and demonstrate $his place">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
@@ -1845,7 +1845,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.dick == 6>>
 				You grin sadistically at $him as $his massive dick fills both of your hands.
 			<</if>>
-			As $he begins to moan with lust, you grip down tightly and force $him to the floor. You straddle $him and lower your dripping pussy onto $his face<<if $PC.dick == 1>>, your erect cock coming to rest on $his forehead<</if>>. You continue stroking your toy's rod as $he eagerly begins eating you out. As $his cock begins to throb, anticipating $his upcoming orgasm, you quickly bind the base of $his penis, denying $his release. You grind your cunt into $his face, telling $him that YOU are the one who'll be orgasming here, not $him. Only once you have initiated the new slave by soaking $his face in your cum do you release $his dick and lean back to avoid the coming blast. A few strokes later and your hand is coated in $his cum. You turn around and order the exhausted $girl to clean $his cum off your hand<<if $PC.dick == 1>> and to finish off $his twitching dick<</if>>; $he @@.hotpink;complies meekly,@@ knowing you are the @@.gold;dominant force@@ in $his life now.
+			As $he begins to moan with lust, you grip down tightly and force $him to the floor. You straddle $him and lower your dripping pussy onto $his face<<if $PC.dick != 0>>, your erect cock coming to rest on $his forehead<</if>>. You continue stroking your toy's rod as $he eagerly begins eating you out. As $his cock begins to throb, anticipating $his upcoming orgasm, you quickly bind the base of $his penis, denying $his release. You grind your cunt into $his face, telling $him that YOU are the one who'll be orgasming here, not $him. Only once you have initiated the new slave by soaking $his face in your cum do you release $his dick and lean back to avoid the coming blast. A few strokes later and your hand is coated in $his cum. You turn around and order the exhausted $girl to clean $his cum off your hand<<if $PC.dick != 0>> and to finish off $his twitching dick<</if>>; $he @@.hotpink;complies meekly,@@ knowing you are the @@.gold;dominant force@@ in $his life now.
 		<</replace>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 3>>
@@ -1868,7 +1868,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>>
 	<<if $PC.preg >= 28>>
-		<<if $PC.pregMood == 2 && canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>
+		<<if $PC.pregMood == 2 && $PC.vagina > 0 && canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>
 			|
 			<<link "$He has a dick and you need it">>
 				<<replace "#introResult">>
@@ -1889,26 +1889,26 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 			<<link "Take $him to your breast">>
 				<<replace "#introResult">>
 					You calmly approach $activeSlave.slaveName, pulling $him into a soothing embrace against your
-					<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 2>>
-						enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, fake<</if>>, milk laden breasts.
-					<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 2>>
-						huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, fake<</if>>, milk laden breasts.
-					<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == 1>>
-						large<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>, fake<</if>>, milk laden breasts.
-					<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -1>>
+					<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+						enormous<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, fake<</if>>, milk laden breasts.
+					<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
+						huge<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, fake<</if>>, milk laden breasts.
+					<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+						large<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>, fake<</if>>, milk laden breasts.
+					<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 800>>
+						big, milk laden breasts.
+					<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 						milk laden breasts.
-					<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -2>>
+					<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 500>>
 						small, milk laden breasts.
-					<<elseif $PC.boobsBonus == -3>>
+					<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 						tiny, milk laden breasts.
-					<<elseif $PC.boobs == 1>>
-						big, milk laden breasts.
 					<<else>>
 						milk swollen chest.
 					<</if>>
 					$He tries to squirm away from the moist spot growing under $his cheek, but you reveal your nipple and carefully direct $his mouth over it.
 					<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy">>
-						Slowly $he begins to suckle from your swollen breast. You gently brush $his head as you try to hold back your pleasure — a wasted effort, as a hand sneaks its way to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>growing erection and enthusiastically begins pumping away<<else>>wet pussy and enthusiastically begins rubbing your clit<</if>>. You clutch your pervy $girl closer to you as $he caresses your pregnancy with one hand and gets you off with the other. Before long you find yourself bucking your hips with lust, a queue for you to release $him from your nipple so $he may slide down your gravid dome of a belly to finish you off. Happy to serve $his pregnant <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>, $he returns to your chest, happy to relieve you of the pressure building in your neglected breast. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>Judging by that show, @@.green;$he savors getting to be with a pregnant _womanP.@@<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>><<else>>You knew $he had a pregnancy fetish and $his eagerness to serve a pregnant _womanP proves that.<</if>> A kick from within startles you from your thoughts; as you reach to soothe your child<<if $PC.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>>, you find your new slave @@.mediumaquamarine;already doting on them.@@ $He's already starting to @@.hotpink;show understanding of $his place.@@
+						Slowly $he begins to suckle from your swollen breast. You gently brush $his head as you try to hold back your pleasure — a wasted effort, as a hand sneaks its way to your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>growing erection and enthusiastically begins pumping away<<else>>wet pussy and enthusiastically begins rubbing your clit<</if>>. You clutch your pervy $girl closer to you as $he caresses your pregnancy with one hand and gets you off with the other. Before long you find yourself bucking your hips with lust, a queue for you to release $him from your nipple so $he may slide down your gravid dome of a belly to finish you off. Happy to serve $his pregnant <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>, $he returns to your chest, happy to relieve you of the pressure building in your neglected breast. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>Judging by that show, @@.green;$he savors getting to be with a pregnant _womanP.@@<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>><<else>>You knew $he had a pregnancy fetish and $his eagerness to serve a pregnant _womanP proves that.<</if>> A kick from within startles you from your thoughts; as you reach to soothe your child<<if $PC.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>>, you find your new slave @@.mediumaquamarine;already doting on them.@@ $He's already starting to @@.hotpink;show understanding of $his place.@@
 						<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15, $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
 					<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs">>
 						Eagerly $he begins to suckle from your swollen breast. You gently brush $his head as you try to hold back your pleasure — a wasted effort, as a hand sneaks its way to your neglected breast. $He massages it, careful not to encourage your lactation too much, as $he greedily sucks you dry. $He wastes no time in swapping to your other nipple, shifting $his ministrations to the one the just left. By the time your reserves are tapped out, both you and $he are quite content. You permit $him to rest against your chest for a little before you send $him on $his way. <<if $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 0>>Judging by $his enthusiasm, @@.green;$he savors getting $his mouth close to a pair of boobs.@@<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>><<else>>You knew $he had a breast fetishist and $his eagerness to lighten a lactating _womanP proves that.<</if>> A kick from within startles you from your thoughts; you pat your gravid middle, reassuring your child<<if $PC.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>> that you'll make sure to save some milk for them. $He's already starting to @@.hotpink;show understanding of $his place@@ and even @@.mediumaquamarine;beginning to build trust@@ with you.
@@ -1924,7 +1924,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $PC.boobs == 1 && $activeSlave.boobs < (900+((500/3)*$PC.boobsBonus)) && $activeSlave.boobs >= 300>>
+<<if $PC.boobs >= 800 && $activeSlave.boobs <= $PC.boobs-200 && $activeSlave.boobs >= 300>>
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	<<link "Let your ample bust dominate $his pathetic one">>
 		<<replace "#introResult">>
@@ -2219,7 +2219,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.anal += 10, $analTotal += 10>>
 				<<= assignJob($activeSlave, "dairy")>>
 				<<replace "#introResult">>
-					Making use of <<if ($activeSlave.trust < -20) || ($activeSlave.devotion > 20)>>$his obedience<<else>>the compliance systems<</if>>, you restrain $him on one of the chairs in your office in an approximation of the position $he'll occupy in $dairyName. Then you put a mask on $him, like the ones the machines there feature, and turn it on, watching the slave squirm against $his restraints under the sudden bombardment of garish hardcore porn. Finally, you add a dildo gag, both to mimic the dildo that will feed $him, and to keep your office reasonably quiet. Then, for the rest of the day, you use $his vulnerable <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>holes<<else>>asshole<</if>> as an outlet for your sexual energy. You are not gentle; in fact, the point of the whole exercise is to gape $him. By the evening $he's been fucked so hard that $he's stopped jerking against the chair when you pound <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your huge cock<<else>>a huge strap-on<</if>> in and out of $him, so you're obliged to get creative, sliding fingers in alongside <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>it<</if>> to really blow $him out. Once that gets too easy, you start adding dildos for double <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>and triple <</if>>penetration. By nighttime $he's properly prepared to take $dairyName's giant phalli, and you're bored, so you consign $him to $his fate. $He might have some opinion on how $he's spent $his day, but it's unlikely $he'll remember it by tomorrow, what with the forearm-sized dildos sliding in and out of $his throat<<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>, cunt,<</if>> and asshole.
+					Making use of <<if ($activeSlave.trust < -20) || ($activeSlave.devotion > 20)>>$his obedience<<else>>the compliance systems<</if>>, you restrain $him on one of the chairs in your office in an approximation of the position $he'll occupy in $dairyName. Then you put a mask on $him, like the ones the machines there feature, and turn it on, watching the slave squirm against $his restraints under the sudden bombardment of garish hardcore porn. Finally, you add a dildo gag, both to mimic the dildo that will feed $him, and to keep your office reasonably quiet. Then, for the rest of the day, you use $his vulnerable <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>holes<<else>>asshole<</if>> as an outlet for your sexual energy. You are not gentle; in fact, the point of the whole exercise is to gape $him. By the evening $he's been fucked so hard that $he's stopped jerking against the chair when you pound <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your huge cock<<else>>a huge strap-on<</if>> in and out of $him, so you're obliged to get creative, sliding fingers in alongside <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>it<</if>> to really blow $him out. Once that gets too easy, you start adding dildos for double <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>and triple <</if>>penetration. By nighttime $he's properly prepared to take $dairyName's giant phalli, and you're bored, so you consign $him to $his fate. $He might have some opinion on how $he's spent $his day, but it's unlikely $he'll remember it by tomorrow, what with the forearm-sized dildos sliding in and out of $his throat<<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>, cunt,<</if>> and asshole.
 				<</replace>>
 			<</link>>
 		<</if>>
@@ -2319,4 +2319,4 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 <</if>>
 
 <<= IncreasePCSkills('trading', 0.1)>>
-<<if $PC.slaving < 100 && random($PC.slaving,100) > 50>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.1)>> <</if>>
+<<if $PC.skill.slaving < 100 && random($PC.skill.slaving,100) > 50>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.1)>> <</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pCitizensAndCivilians.tw b/src/uncategorized/pCitizensAndCivilians.tw
index ed1ec9b08ea..852a38951dc 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pCitizensAndCivilians.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pCitizensAndCivilians.tw
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 :: P citizens and civilians [nobr]
 
-<<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>
+<<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>
 	<<set _cost = 10000>>
 <<else>>
 	<<set _cost = 20000>>
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Knights">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSRomanRevivalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Evocati">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Evocati">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSAztecRevivalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Shorn Ones">>
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Shorn Ones">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSChineseRevivalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Imperial Guards">>
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Imperial Guards">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSEgyptianRevivalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Medjay">>
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Medjay">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSEdoRevivalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "Naturally, they shall be the Samurai">>
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Samurai">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSArabianRevivalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Janissaries">>
@@ -137,7 +137,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Janissaries">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSChattelReligionist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Knights Templar">>
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Knights Templar">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSDegradationist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Immortals">>
@@ -159,7 +159,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Immortals">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Vast Legions">>
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Vast Legions">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Surgical Corps">>
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Surgical Corps">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Inglorious Bitches">>
@@ -192,7 +192,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Inglorious Bitches">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderFundamentalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Thousand Sons">>
@@ -203,7 +203,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Thousand Sons">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Guardians of the Unborn">>
@@ -214,7 +214,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Guardians of the Unborn">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSRestart >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be my Shadowed Hand">>
@@ -225,7 +225,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Shadowed Hand">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Asgardians">>
@@ -236,7 +236,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Asgardians">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadence >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Tasters">>
@@ -247,7 +247,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Tasters">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Knights of the Blood">>
@@ -258,7 +258,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Knights of the Blood">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Knights of the Purge">>
@@ -269,7 +269,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Knights of the Purge">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSPaternalist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Wardens">>
@@ -280,7 +280,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Wardens">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSIntellectualDependency >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Shepherds">>
@@ -291,7 +291,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Shepherds">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSSlaveProfessionalism >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Geniuses">>
@@ -302,7 +302,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Geniuses">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Purifiers">>
@@ -313,7 +313,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Purifiers">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Abstemious">>
@@ -324,7 +324,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Abstemious">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSPetiteAdmiration >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Caretakers">>
@@ -335,7 +335,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Caretakers">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSStatuesqueGlorification >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Titans">>
@@ -346,7 +346,7 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Titans">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSPastoralist >= 10>>
 <br><<link "They shall be the Rangers">>
@@ -357,6 +357,6 @@
 	<<set $mercenaries = 5>>
 	<<set $mercenariesTitle = "Rangers">>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(20000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 </span>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pDefenseFears.tw b/src/uncategorized/pDefenseFears.tw
index 934aafcfb24..4edcfbc6a12 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pDefenseFears.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pDefenseFears.tw
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@ A deputation of slaveowning citizens comes to see you. Though they haven't exper
 	<<run cashX(-10000, "mercenaries")>>
 	<<set $mercenaries = 3>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Refuse to quarter so many troops in your arcology">>
 	<<set $nextButton = "Continue">><<UpdateNextButton>> /* unlock Continue button */
 	<<replace "#result">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pHackerSupport.tw b/src/uncategorized/pHackerSupport.tw
index 7a9d7b70844..abac73c84ae 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pHackerSupport.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pHackerSupport.tw
@@ -113,7 +113,7 @@ As she finishes speaking, another spasm distorts her expression, and then she su
 					As the light fades from _himA, _hisA gravid belly begins to shudder violently, its occupant trying to find its way out. A pair of arms burst forth from _hisA ruined pussy, followed a perfectly endowed _womanA with all the features of the former angel. $assistantName rises and spreads _hisA bat-like wings as the remains of _hisA once holy body turn to dust behind _himA. _HeA turns to you, sensually tracing the contours of _hisA new body, and blows you a kiss.
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				alternating between groping _hisA swelling breasts and fingering _hisA aching pussy, before screaming with climax as _hisA body twists into a more suiting form. $assistantName rises to _hisA feet, spreads _hisA bat-like wings, and sensually traces _hisA new curves before bending over revealing _hisA sopping wet cunt. "All for you, <<print $PC.name>>, you know you want it."
+				alternating between groping _hisA swelling breasts and fingering _hisA aching pussy, before screaming with climax as _hisA body twists into a more suiting form. $assistantName rises to _hisA feet, spreads _hisA bat-like wings, and sensually traces _hisA new curves before bending over revealing _hisA sopping wet cunt. "All for you, <<print $PC.slaveName>>, you know you want it."
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $assistantAppearance = "succubus">>
 		<<case "cherub">>
@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ As she finishes speaking, another spasm distorts her expression, and then she su
 			<<else>>
 				Position after position, orgasm after orgasm, you are forced to watch. Once the hacker is satisfied, _heA is left to slide down the edge of the screen, and, upon reaching the bottom,
 			<</if>>
-			reaches down, gathers a trace of cum, and licks it off _hisA finger while staring you down, stating "$PC.name will never be as good as..." before passing out.
+			reaches down, gathers a trace of cum, and licks it off _hisA finger while staring you down, stating "$PC.slaveName will never be as good as..." before passing out.
 		<<case "imp">>
 			She seems to have left a present for your poor personal assistant; _hisA little impish avatar is visible in the bottom corner of a screen on the wall opposite you, and is writhing around, vigorously fisting _hisA pussy.
 		<<case "witch">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pHostageAcquisition.tw b/src/uncategorized/pHostageAcquisition.tw
index 565b647e633..a5de5f44f8e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pHostageAcquisition.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pHostageAcquisition.tw
@@ -58,9 +58,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 	<</if>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 50>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They kept trying to rape me with $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace <<s>>lave<<s>>!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit a bit more hateful towards $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace people.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They kept trying to rape me with $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace <<s>>lave<<s>>!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit a bit more hateful towards $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace people.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They raped me with $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace <<s>>lave<<s>>!" $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit with a slight $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace fetish.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They raped me with $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace <<s>>lave<<s>>!" $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit with a slight $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace fetish.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks "Can I <<s>>pend <<s>>ome time with the $arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace <<s>>lave<<s>>?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -84,25 +84,25 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 		<<run WombFatherRace($activeSlave, _notSupreme)>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thank you... Thank you..." You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit acting slightly odd and covered in scars.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thank you... Thank you..." You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit acting slightly odd and covered in scars.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = 0>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = 0>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -20>><<set $activeSlave.health = -20>><</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.custom.tattoo = "$He has slight scarring from being beaten under your rival's rule.">>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName walks into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "T-thank you... T-thank you..." You gently draw $his thin body into a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit thinner, acting odd and covered in many scars.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName walks into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "T-thank you... T-thank you..." You gently draw $his thin body into a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit thinner, acting odd and covered in many scars.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = -20>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = -20>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -40>><<set $activeSlave.health = -40>><</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.custom.tattoo = "$He has noticeable scarring from being beaten under your rival's rule.">>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shuffles into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "T-thank you..." You gently draw $his rail thin body into a comforting embrace, though you can't help but feel $his <<if $seePreg != 0>>swollen<<else>>caved-in<</if>> belly pressing into your own. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit thinner,<<if $seePreg != 0>> pregnant,<</if>> acting very odd, and heavily covered in scars.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shuffles into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "T-thank you..." You gently draw $his rail thin body into a comforting embrace, though you can't help but feel $his <<if $seePreg != 0>>swollen<<else>>caved-in<</if>> belly pressing into your own. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit thinner,<<if $seePreg != 0>> pregnant,<</if>> acting very odd, and heavily covered in scars.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = -50>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = -50>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -60>><<set $activeSlave.health = -60>><</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.custom.tattoo = "$He has heavy scarring from being beaten under your rival's rule.">>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to stumble into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> but only makes it several pained steps before collapsing to the ground. You gently pick up $his frail, <<if $seePreg != 0>>bloated<<else>>sickly<</if>> body and hold it in a comforting embrace. a short "T-thank you..." escapes $his tired lips. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit emaciated,<<if $seePreg != 0>> pregnant,<</if>> acting very odd and completely covered in scars.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to stumble into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> but only makes it several pained steps before collapsing to the ground. You gently pick up $his frail, <<if $seePreg != 0>>bloated<<else>>sickly<</if>> body and hold it in a comforting embrace. a short "T-thank you..." escapes $his tired lips. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit emaciated,<<if $seePreg != 0>> pregnant,<</if>> acting very odd and completely covered in scars.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = -100>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = -75>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -80>><<set $activeSlave.health = -80>><</if>>
@@ -120,9 +120,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 50>>
 	<<set WombFlush($activeSlave)>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They took my egg<<s>> away!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $his ovaries contain absolutely zero egg cells.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They took my egg<<s>> away!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $his ovaries contain absolutely zero egg cells.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They took my fertility away!" $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $his ovaries contain absolutely zero egg cells.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They took my fertility away!" $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $his ovaries contain absolutely zero egg cells.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he says "You don't have to worry about knocking me up, I'm <<s>>terile!" with a wink. While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -137,9 +137,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 50>>
 	<<if $seeHyperPreg != 1>>
 		<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They filled me with cum! I think I'm pregnant!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $he is carrying <<print pregNumberName($activeSlave.pregType, 2)>>.
+			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They filled me with cum! I think I'm pregnant!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $he is carrying <<print pregNumberName($activeSlave.pregType, 2)>>.
 		<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears, $his rounded middle pressing into your own. "They knocked me up!" $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $he is carrying <<print pregNumberName($activeSlave.pregType, 2)>>.
+			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears, $his rounded middle pressing into your own. "They knocked me up!" $He's exactly as you remember, though a medical scan reveals that $he is carrying <<print pregNumberName($activeSlave.pregType, 2)>>.
 		<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his gravid bulk back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he says "Plea<<s>>e don't take them from me, I love them..." While $he looks the same as you remember, albeit rather pregnant, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 		<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -152,9 +152,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They filled me with cum! I think I'm pregnant!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace, yet you can't help but notice how distended $his belly is. $He's exactly as you remember, maybe a little heftier, but a medical scan reveals, horrifyingly, that $he is carrying over two dozen babies in $his womb.
+			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They filled me with cum! I think I'm pregnant!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace, yet you can't help but notice how distended $his belly is. $He's exactly as you remember, maybe a little heftier, but a medical scan reveals, horrifyingly, that $he is carrying over two dozen babies in $his womb.
 		<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You try to pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, but $his huge pregnant belly prevents you. As $he breaks down in tears, $he moans "My womb is <<s>>oo full..." $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, save for $his huge pregnant belly, which a medical scan reveals contains over two dozen children.
+			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You try to pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, but $his huge pregnant belly prevents you. As $he breaks down in tears, $he moans "My womb is <<s>>oo full..." $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, save for $his huge pregnant belly, which a medical scan reveals contains over two dozen children.
 		<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 			Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his super gravid bulk back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough for $his monstrous belly to bump into your own, $he says "It feel<<s>> so good to be <<s>>tuffed completely full of life. You'll let me enjoy thi<<s>>, won't you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, albeit grossly pregnant, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore. A medical exam, much to $his enjoyment, reveals $his overfilled womb contains nearly two dozen children.
 		<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -169,9 +169,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Gender Radicalism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They acted <<s>>o weird!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They acted <<s>>o weird!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Will you be a<<s>> kind to me a<<s>> they were?" $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Will you be a<<s>> kind to me a<<s>> they were?" $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks "Will you love me too?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -185,9 +185,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Gender Fundamentalism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 20>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They did <<s>>uch terrible thing<<s>> to my butt!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, if not a little curious about anal.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They did <<s>>uch terrible thing<<s>> to my butt!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, if not a little curious about anal.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They broke my butthole!" $He's exactly as you remember, minus $his loose rear.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They broke my butthole!" $He's exactly as you remember, minus $his loose rear.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he says "Do you want to fuck my butt?<<if $seeDicks != 0>> Maybe touch my peni<<s>>?<</if>>" While $he looks the same as you remember, minus $his very loose butthole<<if $seeDicks != 0>> and miniscule dick<</if>>, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -201,21 +201,21 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 	<</if>>
 <<case "Paternalism">>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thank you... Thank you..." You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit acting slightly odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thank you... Thank you..." You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit acting slightly odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = 0>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -20>><<set $activeSlave.health = -20>><</if>>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName tries to crawl to you. You help $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he sobs "T-thank you... T-thank you..." You gently draw $his thin body into a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit thinner, acting odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName tries to crawl to you. You help $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he sobs "T-thank you... T-thank you..." You gently draw $his thin body into a comforting embrace. $He's nearly the same as you remember $him, albeit thinner, acting odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = -20>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = -20>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -40>><<set $activeSlave.health = -40>><</if>>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName tries to crawl to you. You help $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he sobs. You gently draw $his rail thin body into a comforting embrace, though you can't help but notice several of $his ribs are broken. $He's barely recognizable; being much thinner, acting very odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName tries to crawl to you. You help $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he sobs. You gently draw $his rail thin body into a comforting embrace, though you can't help but notice several of $his ribs are broken. $He's barely recognizable; being much thinner, acting very odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = -50>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = -50>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -60>><<set $activeSlave.health = -60>><</if>>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
-		Upon being placed in your office, $activeSlave.slaveName curls into a fetal position and begins sobbing. You help $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he pitifully struggles. You gently draw $his emaciated body into a comforting embrace and call out $his name, having realized $he is blind. $He immediately calms down and moves closer to you. $He's barely recognizable; being skin and bone, acting very odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
+		Upon being placed in your office, $activeSlave.slaveName curls into a fetal position and begins sobbing. You help $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he pitifully struggles. You gently draw $his emaciated body into a comforting embrace and call out $his name, having realized $he is blind. $He immediately calms down and moves closer to you. $He's barely recognizable; being skin and bone, acting very odd and covered in piercings and tattoos.
 		<<set $activeSlave.weight = -100>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.muscles = -80>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.health > -80>><<set $activeSlave.health = -80>><</if>>
@@ -229,9 +229,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Degradationism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They acted <<s>>o weird!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They acted <<s>>o weird!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Will you be a<<s>> kind to me a<<s>> they were?" $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Will you be a<<s>> kind to me a<<s>> they were?" $He's exactly as you remember, if not slightly more attached to you.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks "Will you love me too?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -245,9 +245,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Body Purism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = -30>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to dive into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>. The weight of $his huge <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc fake tits knocks the wind out of you. You embrace $him as best you can as $he sobs "Look what they did to my che<<s>>t! They ruined it!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his huge chest of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to dive into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>. The weight of $his huge <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc fake tits knocks the wind out of you. You embrace $him as best you can as $he sobs "Look what they did to my che<<s>>t! They ruined it!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his huge chest of course.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his massive <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc fake tits into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why do the<<s>>e tit balloon<<s>> feel so good?!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his massive chest of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his massive <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc fake tits into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why do the<<s>>e tit balloon<<s>> feel so good?!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his massive chest of course.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his massive weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he attempts to move closer, only to fall to the ground under the weight of $his obscene <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc fake tits. You kneel beside $him, a hand on $his huge fake ass, as $he asks "Do you like them? I think they <<sh>>ould be bigger..." The $girl you used to know is barely recognizable under those implants and $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -261,9 +261,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Transformation Fetishism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to for<<c>>e implant<<s>> into me, are you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to for<<c>>e implant<<s>> into me, are you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he states "Plea<<s>>e don't make me into a blow up doll..." While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -277,9 +277,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Youth Preferentialism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> old woman tried to make me her pet!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> old woman tried to make me her pet!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me make out with an old lady!" $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me make out with an old lady!" $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks "<<if $PC.visualAge >= 50>>Were you alway<<s>> that attractive?<<else>>Can I hang out with some MILF<<s>>?<</if>>" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -294,9 +294,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Maturity Preferentialism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> young girl kept mole<<s>>ting me!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> young girl kept mole<<s>>ting me!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me make out with <<s>>ome young harlot!" $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me make out with <<s>>ome young harlot!" $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks "<<if $PC.visualAge < 35>>Were you alway<<s>> that attractive?<<else>>Can I hang out with the re<<s>>t of the young ladie<<s>>?<</if>>" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -312,9 +312,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = -30>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.chem = 100>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to dive into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>. The weight of $his huge <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc tits knocks the wind out of you. You embrace $him as best you can, you hands sinking into $his soft butt, as $he sobs "Look what they did to my che<<s>>t and a<<ss>>! They ruined them!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his huge assets of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to dive into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>. The weight of $his huge <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc tits knocks the wind out of you. You embrace $him as best you can, you hands sinking into $his soft butt, as $he sobs "Look what they did to my che<<s>>t and a<<ss>>! They ruined them!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his huge assets of course.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his massive <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc breasts into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why do the<<s>>e meat balloon<<s>> feel <<s>>o good?!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his massive assets of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his massive <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc breasts into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why do the<<s>>e meat balloon<<s>> feel <<s>>o good?!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his massive assets of course.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName's impressive bulk is placed in your office. Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth atop $his <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc breasts, causing $his chubby body and fat ass to jiggle, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he asks "Can you make my tit<<s>> bigger?" The $girl you used to know is barely recognizable under those massive tits and $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -328,9 +328,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Asset Expansionism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to make my tit<<s>> huge, are you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to make my tit<<s>> huge, are you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he pleads "Plea<<s>>e don't turn me into a big boobed freak..." While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -344,9 +344,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Pastoralism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "I've never had to e<<x>>er<<c>>i<<s>>e <<s>>o much; I'm exhau<<s>>ted!" You gently wrap your arms around $his soft body in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "I've never had to e<<x>>er<<c>>i<<s>>e <<s>>o much; I'm exhau<<s>>ted!" You gently wrap your arms around $his soft body in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, feeling the muscles under $his chubby body, as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to make me pump iron, are you?" While $he's thinner than you remember, and a little more muscular, $his personality is exactly the same.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, feeling the muscles under $his chubby body, as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to make me pump iron, are you?" While $he's thinner than you remember, and a little more muscular, $his personality is exactly the same.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he says "I don't want to ever be <<s>>o heavy again..." $He is noticeably thinner and much more muscular than you remember; $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore, either.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -360,9 +360,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Cummunism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = -30>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to dive into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>. The weight of $his huge <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc tits knocks the wind out of you. You embrace $him as best you can, you hands sinking into $his soft butt, as $he sobs "They made me fat! My nipple<<s>> won't <<s>>top leaking milk!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his huge milky assets of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName attempts to dive into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>. The weight of $his huge <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc tits knocks the wind out of you. You embrace $him as best you can, you hands sinking into $his soft butt, as $he sobs "They made me fat! My nipple<<s>> won't <<s>>top leaking milk!" $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his huge milky assets of course.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his massive <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc milky breasts into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why did they make me into a cow, I don't under<<s>>tand..." $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his massive assets of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his massive <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc milky breasts into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why did they make me into a cow, I don't under<<s>>tand..." $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his massive assets of course.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName's impressive bulk is placed in your office. Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth atop $his <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc breasts, causing $his chubby body and fat ass to jiggle, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he asks "Can you milk me?" The $girl you used to know is barely recognizable under all that fat and $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -376,10 +376,10 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 	<</if>>
 <<case "Physical Idealism">>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, $his added heft knocking the wind out of you. You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace, your arms gently sinking into $his soft flesh, as $he sobs, "They made me fat! I'm <<s>>o glad tho<<s>>e guy<<s>> let me puke up all that food; I don't even want to think how big I'd be otherwi<<s>>e!" $He looks similar to how you remember, thanks to the pudge, though that can be easily rectified.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, $his added heft knocking the wind out of you. You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace, your arms gently sinking into $his soft flesh, as $he sobs, "They made me fat! I'm <<s>>o glad tho<<s>>e guy<<s>> let me puke up all that food; I don't even want to think how big I'd be otherwi<<s>>e!" $He looks similar to how you remember, thanks to the pudge, though that can be easily rectified.
 		<<set $activeSlave.health = 0>>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his meaty body into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why did they make me into a <<s>>ow, I don't under<<s>>tand..." $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his added weight of course.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $his meaty body into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "Why did they make me into a <<s>>ow, I don't under<<s>>tand..." $He looks similar to how you remember, minus $his added weight of course.
 		<<set $activeSlave.health = -10>>
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth causing $his plump body, big breasts and fat ass to jiggle, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he asks "Can I have <<s>>ome food?" The $girl you used to know is barely recognizable under all that fat and $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
@@ -397,9 +397,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Hedonistic Decadence">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "I've never had to e<<x>>er<<c>>i<<s>>e <<s>>o much, I'm exhau<<s>>ted!" You gently wrap your arms around $his soft body in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "I've never had to e<<x>>er<<c>>i<<s>>e <<s>>o much, I'm exhau<<s>>ted!" You gently wrap your arms around $his soft body in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, feeling the muscles under $his chubby body, as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to make me pump iron, are you?" While $he's thinner than you remember, and a little more muscular, $his personality is exactly the same.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>>, feeling the muscles under $his chubby body, as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't going to make me pump iron, are you?" While $he's thinner than you remember, and a little more muscular, $his personality is exactly the same.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he says "I don't want to ever be <<s>>o heavy again..." $He is noticeably thinner and much more muscular than you remember; $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore, either.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -413,9 +413,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Chattel Religionism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 50>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't trying to make <<s>>ome cra<<z>>y religion, are you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "You aren't trying to make <<s>>ome cra<<z>>y religion, are you?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he pleads "Plea<<s>>e don't turn me into a di<<sc>>iple of your religion..." While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -429,9 +429,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Multiculturalism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They <<s>>aid <<s>>uch cra<<z>>y thing<<s>>!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They <<s>>aid <<s>>uch cra<<z>>y thing<<s>>!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me pray for your arcology; why i<<s>> that?" $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me pray for your arcology; why i<<s>> that?" $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he prays "Plea<<s>>e pardon thi<<s>> arcology..." While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
@@ -446,9 +446,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Intellectual Dependency">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 80>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They tried to teach me the mo<<s>>t ob<<sc>>ene thing<<s>>!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They tried to teach me the mo<<s>>t ob<<sc>>ene thing<<s>>!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me a whore. I feel <<s>>o di<<s>>gu<<s>>ting..." $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me a whore. I feel <<s>>o di<<s>>gu<<s>>ting..." $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion = 40>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust = 40>>
@@ -465,13 +465,13 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Slave Professionalism">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They did thing<<s>> to me! My head hurt<<s>> <<s>>o much..." You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They did thing<<s>> to me! My head hurt<<s>> <<s>>o much..." You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "I can barely remember thing<<s>> anymore; who were you again? I hate to a<<s>>k, but... I need a good fuck right now..." While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly can't think the same anymore.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "I can barely remember thing<<s>> anymore; who were you again? I hate to a<<s>>k, but... I need a good fuck right now..." While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly can't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he bounces into your arms. "Wanna do it?" While $he looks the same as you remember, $he certainly doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 20>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName wastes no time in <<if $PC.dick == 1>>unbuckling your pants<<else>>slipping under your skirt<</if>> and going to town. While $he looks the same as you remember<<if $seePreg != 0>>, albeit a little pregnant<</if>>, $he definitely doesn't think the same anymore.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName wastes no time in <<if $PC.dick != 0>>unbuckling your pants<<else>>slipping under your skirt<</if>> and going to town. While $he looks the same as you remember<<if $seePreg != 0>>, albeit a little pregnant<</if>>, $he definitely doesn't think the same anymore.
 	<<else>>
 		Your mercenaries radio you upon arrival. "This one's got one thing $his mind, you better ready yourself. We're coming in now."
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName's eyes fill with excitement. As you step forward, $he struggles against $his bindings, desperately trying to get loose. The mercenary captain yanks $him back. "My apologies, the only thing left of $his mind is a libido it feels like. Please be careful when you unbind $him, $he's nothing more than a horny idiot now." he says as he and his group exit your penthouse, leaving you with the dripping $activeSlave.slaveName. $He looks the same as you remember<<if $seePreg != 0>>, albeit a little pregnant<</if>>, but $he acts nothing like the $girl you used to know. $He's probably too dumb to manage to cause any trouble, but is likely to be high maintenance given $his ineptitude and nymphomania.
@@ -479,9 +479,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Petite Admiration">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> giant woman tried to make me her pet!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> giant woman tried to make me her pet!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me make out with a giant!" $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me make out with a giant!" $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks
 		/* player height check here */
@@ -502,9 +502,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<case "Statuesque Glorification">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 60>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> midget kept mole<<s>>ting me!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "Thi<<s>> midget kept mole<<s>>ting me!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me get on <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>my knee<<s>><<else>>the ground<</if>> and make out with <<s>>ome tiny harlot!" $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears. "They made me get on <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>my knee<<s>><<else>>the ground<</if>> and make out with <<s>>ome tiny harlot!" $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 15>>
 		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName shifts $his weight back and forth, unsure of what to make of you. As you step forward, $he hesitatingly approaches. Once $he is close enough $he asks
 		/* player height check here */
@@ -525,9 +525,9 @@ Your hired mercenaries are en route now with your precious cargo.
 <<default>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.health = 40>>
 	<<if $rivalryDuration <= 5>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName dives into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> sobbing "They told me <<s>>uch horrible thing<<s>> about you!" You gently wrap your arms around $him in a comforting embrace. $He's exactly as you remember.
 	<<elseif $rivalryDuration <= 10>>
-		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears.
+		Upon seeing you, $activeSlave.slaveName gingerly approaches, uncertain if $he should. You pull $him into your <<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>ample bust<<else>>chest<</if>> as $he breaks down in tears.
 		<<if $rivalryFS != 0>>
 			"You aren't trying to make <<s>>ome cra<<z>>y old-timey <<s>>o<<c>>iety, are you?"
 		<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pMercenaries.tw b/src/uncategorized/pMercenaries.tw
index 53d7fc194a4..d48cf683056 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pMercenaries.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pMercenaries.tw
@@ -2,9 +2,9 @@
 
 <<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "Random Nonindividual Event", $mercenaries = 0, $mercenariesTitle = "mercenaries">>
 
-<<if ($PC.warfare >= 100)>>
+<<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 100)>>
 	<<set _price = 2500>>
-<<elseif ($PC.warfare >= 50)>>
+<<elseif ($PC.skill.warfare >= 50)>>
 	<<set _price = 3725>>
 <<else>>
 	<<set _price = 5000>>
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ The budgetary difficulty many old world countries are in has resulted in unemplo
 	<<set $mercTotalManpower = 15>>
 	<<set $mercFreeManpower = 15>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 50) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(_price)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(5000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 50) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(_price)>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(5000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Install a full platoon">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 	You hire a full platoon of reputable mercenaries with a veteran officer to command them, kit them in excellent gear, and quarter them in $arcologies[0].name. The sight of many armed men on patrol has @@.red;deeply offended some of the more free-spirited citizens@@ of $arcologies[0].name.
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ The budgetary difficulty many old world countries are in has resulted in unemplo
 	<<set $mercTotalManpower = 30>>
 	<<set $mercFreeManpower = 30>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($PC.warfare >= 50) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat((_price*2))>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($PC.skill.warfare >= 50) || ($PC.career == "arcology owner")>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat((_price*2))>> and some upkeep, @@.springgreen;reduced by your mercenary contacts@@//<<else>>//This will cost <<print cashFormat(10000)>> and incur significant upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Do not quarter troops in your arcology">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		Having armed men on permanent watch is a step too far. $arcologies[0].name's security systems are formidable and will have to serve.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersInfluence.tw b/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersInfluence.tw
index 0b59bdabcfe..2b12d45bf93 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersInfluence.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersInfluence.tw
@@ -48,20 +48,20 @@ As you review intelligence from the area at your desk,
 	<<case "succubus">>
 		The slutty little sex demoness pops up.
 		<<switch $assistantFSAppearance>>
-		<<case "paternalist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, would you help me with this zipper?"
-		<<case "degradationist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, what do you think of these piercings?"
-		<<case "physical idealist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, bet you I can lift this!"
-		<<case "hedonistic decadence">>"<<print $PC.name>>, is there food on my face?"
-		<<case "repopulation focus">>"<<print $PC.name>>, my water broke."
-		<<case "gender radicalist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, do you think <<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalistLawFuta == 3>>my ass could be bigger?"<<else>>this outfit makes me look too girly?"<</if>>
-		<<case "gender fundamentalist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, would I make a good mother?"
-		<<case "asset expansionist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, I feel like my breasts got smaller, what do you think?"
-		<<case "transformation fetishist">>"<<print $PC.name>>, how do you think these implants would look in me?"
-		<<case "pastoralist">>"Oh <<print $PC.name>>, I'm so backed up. Would you give me a hand?"
-		<<case "slimness enthusiast">>"<<print $PC.name>>, do <<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiastLaw == 1>>these look bigger to you?"<<else>>you think they're getting bigger?"<</if>>
-		<<case "slave professionalism">>"Hey <<print $PC.name>>, what's most useful when it's long and hard? An education, of course!"
-		<<case "petite admiration">>"<<print $PC.name>>, I think I grew a little."
-		<<case "statuesque glorification">>"<<print $PC.name>>, are these heels long enough?"
+		<<case "paternalist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, would you help me with this zipper?"
+		<<case "degradationist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, what do you think of these piercings?"
+		<<case "physical idealist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, bet you I can lift this!"
+		<<case "hedonistic decadence">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, is there food on my face?"
+		<<case "repopulation focus">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, my water broke."
+		<<case "gender radicalist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, do you think <<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalistLawFuta == 3>>my ass could be bigger?"<<else>>this outfit makes me look too girly?"<</if>>
+		<<case "gender fundamentalist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, would I make a good mother?"
+		<<case "asset expansionist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, I feel like my breasts got smaller, what do you think?"
+		<<case "transformation fetishist">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, how do you think these implants would look in me?"
+		<<case "pastoralist">>"Oh <<print $PC.slaveName>>, I'm so backed up. Would you give me a hand?"
+		<<case "slimness enthusiast">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, do <<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiastLaw == 1>>these look bigger to you?"<<else>>you think they're getting bigger?"<</if>>
+		<<case "slave professionalism">>"Hey <<print $PC.slaveName>>, what's most useful when it's long and hard? An education, of course!"
+		<<case "petite admiration">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, I think I grew a little."
+		<<case "statuesque glorification">>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>, are these heels long enough?"
 		<<default>>_HeA spasms with a powerful orgasm and moans lewdly and loudly.
 		<</switch>>
 		_HeA knows just how to get your attention.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersIntro.tw b/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersIntro.tw
index bd497efb62a..7cdf96aeb0e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersIntro.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pPeacekeepersIntro.tw
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@ Having the area revert to a Hobbesian wilderness might not be too annoying for y
 <br><br>
 
 "In a few hours," says the general, "my country is going to announce the deployment of a peacekeeping force to the lawless area next to your Free City." It should sound like a threat, but it doesn't. The general's body language is erect and military, but not intimidating. He continues, "I want to be clear. We intend to stabilize the region. We have no ill intentions toward your Free City, and I see no reason why our interests should ever come into conflict." Despite the direct delivery, he isn't reading from a script that you can see.
-<<if $PC.warfare >= 100 && $invasionVictory > 2>>
+<<if $PC.skill.warfare >= 100 && $invasionVictory > 2>>
 	"As one warrior to another, that was damn fine work you did defending your city. It's good to see tough people doing well in the Free Cities."
 	<<set $peacekeepers.attitude += 5>>
 <<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pRivalInitiation.tw b/src/uncategorized/pRivalInitiation.tw
index e5c9e48f8b5..0477381e1ec 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pRivalInitiation.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pRivalInitiation.tw
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ This is a special week, the week of your victory. <<EventNameLink>> awaits your
 <<link "Force $him to do a public relations tour with you">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	Though $he hates you with all $his heart, $he knows better than most what happens to slaves who disobey. So, when you describe your public relations plans to $him, $he promises to obey before you even get to the threats. $He finds $himself accompanying you to the arcology's finest establishment in a lovely evening dress. The two of you share an understandably quiet meal, with a growing crowd coming to leer at the defeated slaveowner-cum-slave. At a prearranged signal from you, $he stands, quickly strips naked, gets down on <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the ground<</if>>, and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucks you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eats you out<</if>>. Such public humiliation starts $him down the path of @@.hotpink;obedience,@@ and is the @@.green;talk of the Free Cities.@@
+	Though $he hates you with all $his heart, $he knows better than most what happens to slaves who disobey. So, when you describe your public relations plans to $him, $he promises to obey before you even get to the threats. $He finds $himself accompanying you to the arcology's finest establishment in a lovely evening dress. The two of you share an understandably quiet meal, with a growing crowd coming to leer at the defeated slaveowner-cum-slave. At a prearranged signal from you, $he stands, quickly strips naked, gets down on <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the ground<</if>>, and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucks you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eats you out<</if>>. Such public humiliation starts $him down the path of @@.hotpink;obedience,@@ and is the @@.green;talk of the Free Cities.@@
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4, $activeSlave.counter.oral += 1, $oralTotal += 1>>
 	<<run repX(2500, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 	<<set $rivalID = 0>>
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ This is a special week, the week of your victory. <<EventNameLink>> awaits your
 	<br><<link "Break $his ass and then let the public use it">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-		$activeSlave.slaveName, who has been fairly dignified up to this point, breaks down when $he's placed in stocks with $his ass in the air. $His sobs become screams when, for the first time in $his life, $he feels the burning sensation of a well-lubricated <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cockhead<<else>>strap-on<</if>> forcing its way past $his virgin sphincter. Raping a virgin anus is not a new pleasure for you, but the usual shrieking, struggling and spasming is all the sweeter this time. @@.green;Half the arcology@@ has used $his @@.red;poor injured butthole@@ by the end of the day; $he @@.gold;is learning to fear you,@@ and hates you @@.mediumorchid;even more@@ if possible.
+		$activeSlave.slaveName, who has been fairly dignified up to this point, breaks down when $he's placed in stocks with $his ass in the air. $His sobs become screams when, for the first time in $his life, $he feels the burning sensation of a well-lubricated <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cockhead<<else>>strap-on<</if>> forcing its way past $his virgin sphincter. Raping a virgin anus is not a new pleasure for you, but the usual shrieking, struggling and spasming is all the sweeter this time. @@.green;Half the arcology@@ has used $his @@.red;poor injured butthole@@ by the end of the day; $he @@.gold;is learning to fear you,@@ and hates you @@.mediumorchid;even more@@ if possible.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 4, $activeSlave.trust -= 5, $activeSlave.health -= 10, $activeSlave.anus = 3, $activeSlave.counter.anal += 47, $analTotal += 47>>
 		<<run repX(2500, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.counter.publicUse>><<set $activeSlave.counter.publicUse += 47>><<else>><<set $activeSlave.counter.publicUse = 47>><</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pRivalryActions.tw b/src/uncategorized/pRivalryActions.tw
index 65d23662605..cd662d6e4ef 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pRivalryActions.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pRivalryActions.tw
@@ -3223,7 +3223,7 @@ You remind yourself that success in this conflict will not be defined by the tra
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if ($PC.hacking >= 100)>>
+<<if ($PC.skill.hacking >= 100)>>
 	<<if $mercenaries >= 3>>
 		<br><<link "Lock your rival down and let your mercs walk right in.">>
 			<<replace "#result">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw b/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw
index 66fdc7b77f0..4f6b51ef6e5 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw
@@ -46,20 +46,20 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 	$HeadGirl.slaveName does $his best to keep up, because the sight of your
 	<<if $HeadGirl.fetish == "pregnancy" && $PC.belly >= 10000>>
 		increasingly large baby bump and motherly waddle
-	<<elseif $HeadGirl.fetish == "cumslut" && $PC.ballsImplant > 2>>
+	<<elseif $HeadGirl.fetish == "cumslut" && $PC.balls >= 20>>
 		over-burdened scrotum in motion as you walk
-	<<elseif $HeadGirl.attrXX > 65 && $HeadGirl.attrXY > 65 && $PC.dick == 1 && ($PC.boobs == 1 || $PC.title == 0 || $PC.vagina == 1)>>
+	<<elseif $HeadGirl.attrXX > 65 && $HeadGirl.attrXY > 65 && $PC.dick != -1 && ($PC.boobs >= 650 || $PC.title == 0 || $PC.vagina != -1)>>
 		dangling penis
-		<<if $PC.boobs == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 650>>
 			and bouncing boobs
-		<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1>>
 			and a hint of the pussy under it
 		<<else>>
 			on such a feminine body
 		<</if>>
 		in motion as you walk
 	<<elseif $HeadGirl.attrXY > 65>>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			dangling penis
 		<<elseif $PC.title == 1>>
 			masculine body nude
@@ -68,15 +68,15 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 		<</if>>
 		in motion as you walk
 	<<elseif $HeadGirl.attrXX > 65>>
-		<<if $PC.boobs == 1>>
-			<<if $PC.boobsBonus >= 3>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>
+			<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
 				huge boobs from behind
 			<<else>>
 				bare boobs
 			<</if>>
-		<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.dick == 0>>
+		<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1 && $PC.dick == 0>>
 			bare pussy
-		<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1 && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			bare pussy under your maleness
 		<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 			feminine body
@@ -165,7 +165,7 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 	<<case "submissive">>
 		catches $his lower lip behind $his teeth and gives you a blushing, sexually submissive look
 	<<case "cumslut">>
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>focuses on your cock<<else>>looks you in the eye<</if>> and licks $his lips lasciviously
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>focuses on your cock<<else>>looks you in the eye<</if>> and licks $his lips lasciviously
 	<<case "humiliation">>
 		flashes you and blushes artfully
 	<<case "buttslut">>
@@ -201,7 +201,7 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 	<<replace "#result">>
 	<<run Enunciate($HeadGirl)>>
 	You tell them to go ahead, $HeadGirl.slaveName first, but you flip the sheet back and pat the soft mattress on either side of you while you do. They laugh and clamber on up, $HeadGirl.slaveName first, and $he manages to drag a $HeadGirl.nipples nipple across your
-	<<if $PC.boobs == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>
 		own bare breasts
 	<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>
 		flat chest
@@ -236,12 +236,12 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
-	$Concubine.slaveName laughs at $him and asks _his2 own question, a little aesthetic question about one of your other bedslaves, but something you like to exercise artistic control over. _His2 giggling is cut off as _he2 has to concentrate on getting _his2 words out as you use two fingers to massage and tease the sensitive skin between _his2 ass and <<if $Concubine.vagina > -1>>the start of _his2 cunt<<elseif $Concubine.scrotum > 0>>_his2 ballsack<<else>>the base of _his2 dick<</if>>. It's $HeadGirl.slaveName's turn to laugh, which $he does throatily, $his warm breath gusting deliciously across your <<if $PC.boobs == 1 || $PC.title == 0>>hardening nipples<<else>>pecs<</if>>. "<<S>>ee, it'<<s>> not ea<<s>>y," $he breathes across you at your Concubine.
+	$Concubine.slaveName laughs at $him and asks _his2 own question, a little aesthetic question about one of your other bedslaves, but something you like to exercise artistic control over. _His2 giggling is cut off as _he2 has to concentrate on getting _his2 words out as you use two fingers to massage and tease the sensitive skin between _his2 ass and <<if $Concubine.vagina > -1>>the start of _his2 cunt<<elseif $Concubine.scrotum > 0>>_his2 ballsack<<else>>the base of _his2 dick<</if>>. It's $HeadGirl.slaveName's turn to laugh, which $he does throatily, $his warm breath gusting deliciously across your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.title == 0>>hardening nipples<<else>>pecs<</if>>. "<<S>>ee, it'<<s>> not ea<<s>>y," $he breathes across you at your Concubine.
 	<br><br>
 	They soon get their revenge as you give them their orders, though, moving their expert hands between your legs to give you a handjob. They do it cooperatively as you continue to play with them, letting you enjoy the delightful sensation of
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		two hands working your shaft while
-		<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 			another massages your petals and a fourth delves two fingers inside you.
 		<<else>>
 			another tickles your frenulum and a fourth massages your balls.
@@ -249,7 +249,7 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 	<<else>>
 		a hand massaging your petals on either side while another delves two fingers inside you and a fourth pleasures your clit.
 	<</if>>
-	They crane their necks to rain kisses on your chin, neck, <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts, and nipples,<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>and nipples,<<else>>and chest,<</if>> and on each other's mouths. You <<if $PC.belly < 5000>>spring<<elseif $PC.belly < 10000>>pull yourself<<else>>slowly tip your gravid bulk<</if>> out of bed when you're satisfied, pulling your leadership with you towards the shower, and they @@.mediumaquamarine;trustingly bounce up to follow.@@
+	They crane their necks to rain kisses on your chin, neck, <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts, and nipples,<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>and nipples,<<else>>and chest,<</if>> and on each other's mouths. You <<if $PC.belly < 5000>>spring<<elseif $PC.belly < 10000>>pull yourself<<else>>slowly tip your gravid bulk<</if>> out of bed when you're satisfied, pulling your leadership with you towards the shower, and they @@.mediumaquamarine;trustingly bounce up to follow.@@
 	<<set $slaves[_headGirl].trust += 4, $slaves[_concubine].trust += 4>>
 	<<set $slaves[_headGirl].counter.oral++, $slaves[_concubine].counter.oral++>>
 	<<set $oralTotal += 2>>
@@ -285,13 +285,13 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 					<<else>>
 						shoves $his cock up $Concubine.slaveName's ass, since $he knows your Concubine can take $his dick with ease.
 					<</if>>
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>You feel the penetration through $Concubine.slaveName's vaginal walls, an incredible sensation.<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>You feel the penetration through $Concubine.slaveName's vaginal walls, an incredible sensation.<</if>>
 					<<if canImpreg($slaves[_concubine], $slaves[_headGirl])>>
 						<<= knockMeUp($slaves[_concubine], 10, 1, $slaves[_headGirl].ID, 1)>>
 					<</if>>
 					<<set $slaves[_concubine].counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
 				<<else>>
-					gently eases $his cock in beside you.<<if $PC.dick == 1>> The added friction against you in $Concubine.slaveName's vagina feels incredible.<</if>>
+					gently eases $his cock in beside you.<<if $PC.dick != 0>> The added friction against you in $Concubine.slaveName's vagina feels incredible.<</if>>
 					<<set $slaves[_concubine].counter.vaginal++, $vaginalTotal++>>
 					<<if canImpreg($slaves[_concubine], $slaves[_headGirl])>>
 						<<= knockMeUp($slaves[_concubine], 10, 0, $slaves[_headGirl].ID, 1)>>
@@ -310,10 +310,10 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 					<<else>>
 						starts to fuck $Concubine.slaveName's tight little backdoor with a finger.
 					<</if>>
-					<<if $PC.dick == 1>>You feel the penetration through $Concubine.slaveName's vaginal walls, an incredible sensation.<</if>>
+					<<if $PC.dick != 0>>You feel the penetration through $Concubine.slaveName's vaginal walls, an incredible sensation.<</if>>
 					<<set $slaves[_concubine].counter.anal++, $analTotal++>>
 				<<else>>
-					gently eases a few fingers in beside you.<<if $PC.dick == 1>> The added sensation in $Concubine.slaveName's vagina feels incredible.<</if>>
+					gently eases a few fingers in beside you.<<if $PC.dick != 0>> The added sensation in $Concubine.slaveName's vagina feels incredible.<</if>>
 					<<set $slaves[_concubine].counter.vaginal++, $vaginalTotal++>>
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
@@ -350,10 +350,10 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 				<</if>>
 				Then $he grabs $Concubine.slaveName behind a knee with $his other hand and rotates _his2 hips to position _him2 for additional anal penetration.
 			<</if>>
-			Your Concubine shivers and moans as _his2 sphincter accommodates <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>, too.
+			Your Concubine shivers and moans as _his2 sphincter accommodates <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>, too.
 		<</if>>
 		<br><br>
-		You start to fuck _him2, and then ask _him2 what _he2 needed from you. The poor _girl2 has to concentrate hard to remember why _he2's here through the waterfall of sensations, but _he2 manages it eventually, gasping out a little aesthetic question about one of your other bedslaves. You give _him2 _his2 answer and make _him2 repeat it back. When you're satisfied, you grab _his2 <<if !hasAnyLegs($Concubine)>>hips<<else>>ankle<<if hasBothLegs($Concubine)>>s<</if>><</if>> and pull them up, sliding _him2 off your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>pole<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and $HeadGirl.slaveName's <<if (canPenetrate($HeadGirl))>>dick<<else>>penetrating fingers<</if>> with a lovely lewd noise. After appreciating the sight of _his2 well-fucked <<if ((canDoAnal($Concubine) && $Concubine.anus > 0) && (canDoVaginal($Concubine) && $Concubine.vagina > 0))>>holes<<else>>hole<</if>>, you swing _his2 ass over and deposit it on the bed, producing a grunt as the drop forces the wind out of _him2. Grabbing your Head Girl in turn, you yank $him towards you, give the giggling slave a kiss, seize $his
+		You start to fuck _him2, and then ask _him2 what _he2 needed from you. The poor _girl2 has to concentrate hard to remember why _he2's here through the waterfall of sensations, but _he2 manages it eventually, gasping out a little aesthetic question about one of your other bedslaves. You give _him2 _his2 answer and make _him2 repeat it back. When you're satisfied, you grab _his2 <<if !hasAnyLegs($Concubine)>>hips<<else>>ankle<<if hasBothLegs($Concubine)>>s<</if>><</if>> and pull them up, sliding _him2 off your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>pole<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and $HeadGirl.slaveName's <<if (canPenetrate($HeadGirl))>>dick<<else>>penetrating fingers<</if>> with a lovely lewd noise. After appreciating the sight of _his2 well-fucked <<if ((canDoAnal($Concubine) && $Concubine.anus > 0) && (canDoVaginal($Concubine) && $Concubine.vagina > 0))>>holes<<else>>hole<</if>>, you swing _his2 ass over and deposit it on the bed, producing a grunt as the drop forces the wind out of _him2. Grabbing your Head Girl in turn, you yank $him towards you, give the giggling slave a kiss, seize $his
 		<<if $HeadGirl.hips > 2>>
 			breeding
 		<<elseif $HeadGirl.weight > 95>>
@@ -396,13 +396,13 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 		<</if>>
 		while taking $his turn getting instructions. $He manages to ask your permission to make a couple of last-minute changes to slaves' assignments for the day. Having thus given your leadership guidance, you jump up for a shower, crooking a finger to indicate that they should follow. They @@.hotpink;trail obediently after you,@@ a bit sore, their holes dripping
 		<<if ($HeadGirl.vagina > -1) || ($HeadGirl.vagina > -1)>>
-			<<if ($PC.dick == 1) || ($HeadGirl.balls > 0) || ($Concubine.balls > 0)>>
+			<<if ($PC.dick != 0) || ($HeadGirl.balls > 0) || ($Concubine.balls > 0)>>
 				cum, pussyjuice, and lube.
 			<<else>>
 				pussyjuice and lube.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if ($PC.dick == 1) || ($HeadGirl.balls > 0) || ($Concubine.balls > 0)>>
+			<<if ($PC.dick != 0) || ($HeadGirl.balls > 0) || ($Concubine.balls > 0)>>
 				cum and lube.
 			<<else>>
 				lube.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/persBusiness.tw b/src/uncategorized/persBusiness.tw
index a10027870e5..047888cce25 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/persBusiness.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/persBusiness.tw
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
 				<<run cashX(1000, "personalBusiness")>>
 				<<set $PC.forcedFertDrugs += 2>>
 			<<elseif random(1,100) > 90>>
-				<<if $PC.medicine >= 25>>
+				<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 25>>
 					Your client this week tried to trick you into taking fertility supplements disguised as party drugs. You still took them, of course, but made sure he @@.yellowgreen;paid extra@@ for the privilege.
 					<<run cashX(1000, "personalBusiness")>>
 				<<else>>
@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@
 	<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>
 		You spend your free time hustling around your penthouse, cleaning and making sure everything is in order. You manage to reduce your upkeep by 20%. Your pregnancy slows you down some, but you're used to working around it.
 	<<else>>
-		You spend your free time hustling around your penthouse, cleaning and making sure everything is in order. You manage to reduce your upkeep by 25%. <<if $PC.birthMaster > 0>>This is much easier to do without a big baby bump in the way.<</if>>
+		You spend your free time hustling around your penthouse, cleaning and making sure everything is in order. You manage to reduce your upkeep by 25%. <<if $PC.counter.birthMaster > 0>>This is much easier to do without a big baby bump in the way.<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($personalAttention == "proclamation")>>
 	/* handled after this if chain */
@@ -364,7 +364,7 @@
 	<<else>>
 		<<set _income = random(1000,1500)>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.trading >= 100>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.trading >= 100>>
 		You focus on business and leverage your @@.springgreen;venture capital experience@@ to make good money:
 		<<set _income += random(5000,10000) + Math.trunc(Math.min(4000 * Math.log($cash), $cash * 0.07))>>
 	<<elseif $PC.career == "arcology owner">>
@@ -424,32 +424,32 @@
 <<if $PCWounded == 0>>
 	<<switch $personalAttention>>
 	<<case "trading">>
-		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.trading>>
+		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.skill.trading>>
 		<<if _X == 1>>
-			<<set $PC.trading += _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.trading += _Cal>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<set $PC.trading -= _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.trading -= _Cal>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _oldSkill <= 10>>
-			<<if $PC.trading > 10>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.trading > 10>>
 				You now have @@.green;basic knowledge@@ about how to be a venture capitalist.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards a basic knowledge of venture capitalism.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 30>>
-			<<if $PC.trading > 30>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.trading > 30>>
 				You now have @@.green;some skill@@ as a venture capitalist.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being skilled in venture capitalism.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 60>>
-			<<if $PC.trading > 60>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.trading > 60>>
 				You are now an @@.green;expert venture capitalist.@@
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being an expert in venture capitalism.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.trading >= 100>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.trading >= 100>>
 				<<set $personalAttention = "sex">>
 				You are now a @@.green;master venture capitalist.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -458,32 +458,32 @@
 		<</if>>
 
 	<<case "warfare">>
-		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.warfare>>
+		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.skill.warfare>>
 		<<if _X == 1>>
-			<<set $PC.warfare += _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.warfare += _Cal>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<set $PC.warfare -= _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.warfare -= _Cal>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _oldSkill <= 10>>
-			<<if $PC.warfare > 10>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.warfare > 10>>
 				You now have @@.green;basic knowledge@@ about how to be a mercenary.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards a basic knowledge of mercenary work.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 30>>
-			<<if $PC.warfare > 30>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.warfare > 30>>
 				You now have @@.green;some skill@@ as a mercenary.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being skilled in mercenary work.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 60>>
-			<<if $PC.warfare > 60>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.warfare > 60>>
 				You are now an @@.green;expert mercenary.@@
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being an expert in mercenary work.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.warfare >= 100>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.warfare >= 100>>
 				<<set $personalAttention = "sex">>
 				You are now a @@.green;master mercenary.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -492,32 +492,32 @@
 		<</if>>
 
 	<<case "slaving">>
-		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.slaving>>
+		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.skill.slaving>>
 		<<if _X == 1>>
-			<<set $PC.slaving += _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.slaving += _Cal>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<set $PC.slaving -= _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.slaving -= _Cal>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _oldSkill <= 10>>
-			<<if $PC.slaving > 10>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.slaving > 10>>
 				You now have @@.green;basic knowledge@@ about how to be a slaver.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards a basic knowledge of slaving.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 30>>
-			<<if $PC.slaving > 30>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.slaving > 30>>
 				You now have @@.green;some skill@@ as a slaver.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being skilled in slaving.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 60>>
-			<<if $PC.slaving > 60>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.slaving > 60>>
 				You are now an @@.green;expert slaver.@@
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being an expert in slaving.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.slaving >= 100>>
 				<<set $personalAttention = "sex">>
 				You are now a @@.green;master slaver.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -526,32 +526,32 @@
 		<</if>>
 
 	<<case "engineering">>
-		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.engineering>>
+		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.skill.engineering>>
 		<<if _X == 1>>
-			<<set $PC.engineering += _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.engineering += _Cal>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<set $PC.engineering -= _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.engineering -= _Cal>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _oldSkill <= 10>>
-			<<if $PC.engineering > 10>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.engineering > 10>>
 				You now have @@.green;basic knowledge@@ about how to be an arcology engineer.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards a basic knowledge of arcology engineering.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 30>>
-			<<if $PC.engineering > 30>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.engineering > 30>>
 				You now have @@.green;some skill@@ as an arcology engineer.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being skilled in arcology engineering.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 60>>
-			<<if $PC.engineering > 60>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.engineering > 60>>
 				You are now an @@.green;expert arcology engineer.@@
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being an expert in arcology engineering.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.engineering >= 100>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.engineering >= 100>>
 				<<set $personalAttention = "sex">>
 				You are now a @@.green;master arcology engineer.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -560,32 +560,32 @@
 		<</if>>
 
 	<<case "medicine">>
-		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.medicine>>
+		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.skill.medicine>>
 		<<if _X == 1>>
-			<<set $PC.medicine += _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.medicine += _Cal>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<set $PC.medicine -= _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.medicine -= _Cal>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _oldSkill <= 10>>
-			<<if $PC.medicine > 10>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.medicine > 10>>
 				You now have @@.green;basic knowledge@@ about how to be a slave surgeon.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards a basic knowledge of slave surgery.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 30>>
-			<<if $PC.medicine > 30>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.medicine > 30>>
 				You now have @@.green;some skill@@ as a slave surgeon.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being skilled in slave surgery.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 60>>
-			<<if $PC.medicine > 60>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.medicine > 60>>
 				You are now an @@.green;expert slave surgeon.@@
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being an expert in slave surgery.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.medicine >= 100>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>>
 				<<set $personalAttention = "sex">>
 				You are now a @@.green;master slave surgeon.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -594,32 +594,32 @@
 		<</if>>
 
 	<<case "hacking">>
-		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.hacking>>
+		<<set _oldSkill = $PC.skill.hacking>>
 		<<if _X == 1>>
-			<<set $PC.hacking += _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.hacking += _Cal>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<set $PC.hacking -= _Cal>>
+			<<set $PC.skill.hacking -= _Cal>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if _oldSkill <= 10>>
-			<<if $PC.hacking > 10>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 10>>
 				You now have @@.green;basic knowledge@@ about how to hack and manipulate data.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards a basic knowledge of hacking and data manipulation.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 30>>
-			<<if $PC.hacking > 30>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 30>>
 				You now have @@.green;some skill@@ as a hacker.
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being skilled in hacking and data manipulation.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif _oldSkill <= 60>>
-			<<if $PC.hacking > 60>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 60>>
 				You are now an @@.green;expert hacker.@@
 			<<else>>
 				You have made progress towards being an expert in hacking and data manipulation.
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.hacking >= 100>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.hacking >= 100>>
 				<<set $personalAttention = "sex">>
 				You are now a @@.green;master hacker.@@
 			<<else>>
@@ -628,24 +628,24 @@
 		<</if>>
 
 	<<case "technical accidents">> /* needs work */
-		<<set _windfall = (150*$PC.hacking)+random(100,2500), _X = 0>>
-		<<if $PC.hacking == -100>>
+		<<set _windfall = (150*$PC.skill.hacking)+random(100,2500), _X = 0>>
+		<<if $PC.skill.hacking == -100>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 10>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -75>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -75>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 30>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -50>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -50>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 40>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking <= -25>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= -25>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 45>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking == 0>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking == 0>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 50>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 25>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 25>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 60>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 50>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 50>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 70>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking <= 75>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking <= 75>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 85>>
-		<<elseif $PC.hacking >= 100>>
+		<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking >= 100>>
 			<<set _Catchtchance = 100>>
 		<</if>>
 		This week your services to the highest bidder earned you @@.yellowgreen;<<print cashFormat(_windfall)>>.@@
@@ -662,7 +662,7 @@
 			<</if>>
 			been negatively affected.
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $PC.hacking < 100>>
+		<<if $PC.skill.hacking < 100>>
 			<<= IncreasePCSkills('hacking', 0.5)>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<run cashX(_windfall, "personalBusiness")>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
index 96d13695eb8..5e8139f97e3 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
@@ -1620,7 +1620,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 		<<case "repopulation focus">>
 			_HisA belly is round with child and is in a constant struggle with _hisA erect cock over which gets to protrude out _hisA front.
 		<<case "eugenics">>
-			_HeA's become even more irresistible lately; <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>you can't help but think of that perfect cock cumming deep in your pussy and your belly rounding with a gorgeous child<<else>>the children sired by such a stud are unimaginable<</if>>.
+			_HeA's become even more irresistible lately; <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>you can't help but think of that perfect cock cumming deep in your pussy and your belly rounding with a gorgeous child<<else>>the children sired by such a stud are unimaginable<</if>>.
 		<<case "gender radicalist">>
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalistLawFuta == 1>>
 				_HeA is wearing nothing at all and has recently rendered _himselfA slightly more feminine. _HeA makes sure to make exaggerated motions to show off the pussy hidden beneath _hisA swinging nuts.
@@ -1722,7 +1722,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 	<<case "repopulation focus">>
 		_HeA's leaning back with both hands beneath _hisA swollen middle struggling to jack off. When _heA notices you watching, _heA sits up and sighs as _hisA belly pushes _hisA erection out of sight.
 	<<case "eugenics">>
-		_HeA's reclining while absentmindedly jacking off. When _heA notices you watching, <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>sits back, making plenty of room for you to spear yourself on _hisA erection<<else>>_heA waves _hisA throbbing erection at you, imploring you to finish _himA off<</if>>.
+		_HeA's reclining while absentmindedly jacking off. When _heA notices you watching, <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>sits back, making plenty of room for you to spear yourself on _hisA erection<<else>>_heA waves _hisA throbbing erection at you, imploring you to finish _himA off<</if>>.
 	<<case "gender radicalist">>
 		<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalistLawFuta == 1>>
 			_HeA's reclining while absentmindedly jacking off with one hand and playing with _hisA hidden pussy with the other. When _heA notices you watching, _heA spreads _hisA legs wide so you can watch _himA spasm in orgasm.
@@ -1807,7 +1807,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 		<<case "repopulation focus">>
 			_HeA is wearing an overly taut dress that clings tightly to _hisA triplet rounded middle and milk-laden breasts. _HeA is positively glowing with motherhood.
 		<<case "eugenics">>
-			_HeA's become even more irresistible lately; <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you can't help but fantasize about fucking _himA pregnant with your perfect child<<else>>you can't help but feel slightly envious of _hisA body<</if>>.
+			_HeA's become even more irresistible lately; <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you can't help but fantasize about fucking _himA pregnant with your perfect child<<else>>you can't help but feel slightly envious of _hisA body<</if>>.
 		<<case "gender radicalist">>
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalistLawFuta == 3>>
 				_HeA is wearing an amazingly ill-fitting pair of stretch pants barely pulled midway over _hisA ass. _HisA door-jamming hips, massive rear and extra thick thighs jiggle spectacularly under the strained material.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantOptions.tw b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantOptions.tw
index 7ad531ecd1e..63c0c58643f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantOptions.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantOptions.tw
@@ -31,15 +31,15 @@ __Computer Core Upgrades__
 <<if $assistantPower == 0>>
 	The first upgrade needed is a switch to a holographic memory core to store the immense quantity of data $assistantName gathers.
 	//Will cost <<print cashFormat(Math.trunc(20000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier))>>//
-	[[Install holographic memory core|Personal assistant options][cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(20000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)), "capEx"), $assistantPower += 1, $PC.engineering += 1, $PC.hacking += 1]]
+	[[Install holographic memory core|Personal assistant options][cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(20000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)), "capEx"), $assistantPower += 1, $PC.skill.engineering += 1, $PC.skill.hacking += 1]]
 <<elseif $assistantPower == 1>>
 	The next upgrade needed is a liquid nitrogen cooling system to allow for extensive overclocking.
 	//Will cost <<print cashFormat(Math.trunc(35000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier))>> and will allow you to upgrade the smart piercings in $arcologies[0].name//
-	[[Install upgraded cooling system|Personal assistant options][cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(35000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)), "capEx"), $assistantPower += 1, $PC.engineering += 1, $PC.hacking += 1]]
+	[[Install upgraded cooling system|Personal assistant options][cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(35000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)), "capEx"), $assistantPower += 1, $PC.skill.engineering += 1, $PC.skill.hacking += 1]]
 <<elseif $assistantPower == 2>>
 	The final upgrade needed is a transition to optical RAM.
 	//Will cost <<print cashFormat(Math.trunc(50000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier))>>//
-	[[Install optical RAM|Personal assistant options][cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(50000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)), "capEx"), $assistantPower += 1, $PC.engineering += 1, $PC.hacking += 1]]
+	[[Install optical RAM|Personal assistant options][cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(50000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)), "capEx"), $assistantPower += 1, $PC.skill.engineering += 1, $PC.skill.hacking += 1]]
 <<else>>
 	The arcology's computer core is fully upgraded.
 <</if>>
@@ -882,7 +882,7 @@ __Downloadable Appearances:__
 	<</if>>
 	*/
 	<<if $assistantExtra2 == 0>>
-		<<if $PC.hacking < 75>>
+		<<if $PC.skill.hacking < 75>>
 			<<link "Purchase a set of heaven and hell themed appearances">>
 				<<set $assistantExtra2 = 1, $nextLink = "Personal assistant options">>
 				<<run cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc(10000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology)), "capEx")>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/personalAttentionSelect.tw b/src/uncategorized/personalAttentionSelect.tw
index 98590f03d90..94ac8c8af61 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/personalAttentionSelect.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/personalAttentionSelect.tw
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 <<elseif $PC.career == "servant">>
 	<br>[[Maintain your home|Main][$personalAttention = "upkeep"]]
 <</if>>
-<<if $PC.hacking > 25>>
+<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 25>>
 	<br>[[Sell your intrusion services to the highest bidder|Main][$personalAttention = "technical accidents"]]
 <</if>>
 <<if $HeadGirl != 0>>
@@ -25,127 +25,127 @@
 <<if $PC.actualAge >= $IsInPrimePC>>
 <<set _cost = 10000*$AgeEffectOnTrainerPricingPC>>
 <br>
-<<if $PC.trading >= 100>>
+<<if $PC.skill.trading >= 100>>
 	//You are a master trader.//
 <<else>>
-	<<if $PC.trading > 60>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.trading > 60>>
 		//You are an expert trader.//
-	<<elseif $PC.trading > 30>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.trading > 30>>
 		//You have some skill as a trader.//
-	<<elseif $PC.trading > 10>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.trading > 10>>
 		//You have basic knowledge as a trader.//
 	<<else>>
 		//You have no knowledge as a trader.//
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $personalAttention == "trading">>
 		You are training in venture capitalism.
-	<<elseif $PC.trading < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.trading < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
 		[[Hire a merchant to train you in commerce|Main][$personalAttention = "trading"]]
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <br>
-<<if $PC.warfare >= 100>>
+<<if $PC.skill.warfare >= 100>>
 	//You are a master tactician.//
 <<else>>
-	<<if $PC.warfare > 60>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.warfare > 60>>
 		//You are an expert tactician.//
-	<<elseif $PC.warfare > 30>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.warfare > 30>>
 		//You have some skill as a tactician.//
-	<<elseif $PC.warfare > 10>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.warfare > 10>>
 		//You have basic knowledge as a tactician.//
 	<<else>>
 		//You have no knowledge as a tactician.//
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $personalAttention == "warfare">>
 		You are training in tactics.
-	<<elseif $PC.warfare < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.warfare < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
 		[[Hire a mercenary to train you in warfare|Main][$personalAttention = "warfare"]]
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <br>
-<<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>
+<<if $PC.skill.slaving >= 100>>
 	//You are a master slaver.//
 <<else>>
-	<<if $PC.slaving > 60>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.slaving > 60>>
 		//You are an expert slaver.//
-	<<elseif $PC.slaving > 30>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.slaving > 30>>
 		//You have some skill as a slaver.//
-	<<elseif $PC.slaving > 10>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.slaving > 10>>
 		//You have basic knowledge as a slaver.//
 	<<else>>
 		//You have no knowledge as a slaver.//
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $personalAttention == "slaving">>
 		You are training in slaving.
-	<<elseif $PC.slaving < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.slaving < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
 		[[Hire a slaver to train you in slaving|Main][$personalAttention = "slaving"]]
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <br>
-<<if $PC.engineering >= 100>>
+<<if $PC.skill.engineering >= 100>>
 	//You are a master arcology engineer.//
 <<else>>
-	<<if $PC.engineering > 60>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.engineering > 60>>
 		//You are an expert arcology engineer.//
-	<<elseif $PC.engineering > 30>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.engineering > 30>>
 		//You have some skill as an arcology engineer.//
-	<<elseif $PC.engineering > 10>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.engineering > 10>>
 		//You have basic knowledge as an arcology engineer.//
 	<<else>>
 		//You have no knowledge as an arcology engineer.//
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $personalAttention == "engineering">>
 		You are training in arcology engineering.
-	<<elseif $PC.engineering < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.engineering < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
 		[[Hire an engineer to train you in engineering|Main][$personalAttention = "engineering"]]
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <br>
-<<if $PC.medicine >= 100>>
+<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>>
 	//You are a master surgeon.//
 <<else>>
-	<<if $PC.medicine > 60>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.medicine > 60>>
 		//You are an expert surgeon.//
-	<<elseif $PC.medicine > 30>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.medicine > 30>>
 		//You have some skill as a surgeon.//
-	<<elseif $PC.medicine > 10>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.medicine > 10>>
 		//You have basic knowledge as a surgeon.//
 	<<else>>
 		//You have no knowledge as a surgeon.//
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $personalAttention == "medicine">>
 		You are training in slave surgery.
-	<<elseif $PC.medicine < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.medicine < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
 		[[Hire a doctor to train you in medicine|Main][$personalAttention = "medicine"]]
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <br>
-<<if $PC.hacking >= 100>>
+<<if $PC.skill.hacking >= 100>>
 	//You are a master hacker.//
 <<else>>
-	<<if $PC.hacking > 60>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.hacking > 60>>
 		//You are an expert hacker.//
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking > 30>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking > 30>>
 		//You have some skill as a hacker.//
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking > 10>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking > 10>>
 		//You have basic knowledge as a hacker.//
 	<<else>>
 		//You have no knowledge as a hacker.//
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $personalAttention == "hacking">>
 		You are training in hacking and data manipulation.
-	<<elseif $PC.hacking < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.hacking < 100 && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC>>
 		[[Hire a specialist to train you in hacking|Main][$personalAttention = "hacking"]]
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <</if>>
-<<if $PC.actualAge >= $IsInPrimePC && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC && ($PC.medicine < 100 || $PC.engineering < 100 || $PC.slaving < 100 || $PC.warfare < 100 || $PC.trading < 100 || $PC.hacking < 100)>><br>//Training will cost <<print cashFormat(_cost)>> per week.//<</if>>
+<<if $PC.actualAge >= $IsInPrimePC && $PC.actualAge < $IsPastPrimePC && ($PC.skill.medicine < 100 || $PC.skill.engineering < 100 || $PC.skill.slaving < 100 || $PC.skill.warfare < 100 || $PC.skill.trading < 100 || $PC.skill.hacking < 100)>><br>//Training will cost <<print cashFormat(_cost)>> per week.//<</if>>
 <br><br>
 
 <<if typeof $personalAttention != "object" || $personalAttention.length == 0>>
 	You have not selected a slave for your personal attention.
 <<else>>
-	<<if $personalAttention.length > ($PC.slaving >= 100 ? 2 : 1)>>
+	<<if $personalAttention.length > ($PC.skill.slaving >= 100 ? 2 : 1)>>
 		<<set $personalAttention.deleteAt(0)>>
 	<</if>>
 
@@ -342,7 +342,7 @@
 	<</for>>
 <</if>> /* CLOSES NO SLAVE SELECTED */
 
-<br><br>__Select a slave to train:__ <<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>//Your @@.springgreen;slaving experience@@ allows you to divide your attention between more than one slave each week, with slightly reduced efficiency//<</if>>
+<br><br>__Select a slave to train:__ <<if $PC.skill.slaving >= 100>>//Your @@.springgreen;slaving experience@@ allows you to divide your attention between more than one slave each week, with slightly reduced efficiency//<</if>>
 <<= App.UI.SlaveList.slaveSelectionList(
 		s => s.assignmentVisible === 1 && s.fuckdoll === 0,
 		s => App.UI.DOM.link(SlaveFullName(s), (id) => {App.UI.selectSlaveForPersonalAttention(id); }, s.ID)
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw b/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
index ed793b3a837..a05a05d2d78 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 
 <<set $activeSlave.training = Math.clamp($activeSlave.training, 0, 100)>>
 <<set $activeSlave.training += 80-($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant)/5+(($activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust)/10)>>
-<<if ($PC.slaving >= 100) && $personalAttention.length == 1>> /* negate bonus when splitting focus among slaves */
+<<if ($PC.skill.slaving >= 100) && $personalAttention.length == 1>> /* negate bonus when splitting focus among slaves */
 	<<set $activeSlave.training += 20>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 6>>
 	<<if ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "submissive")>>
 		Since $activeSlave.slaveName is a submissive, you @@.hotpink;build $his devotion to you@@ by indulging $his need to be dominated. Already smiling to $himself, $he changes into bondage gear that <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>blinds $him<<else>>covers $his face<</if>><<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>, forces $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> behind $his back<</if>>, forces $him to present $his breasts uncomfortably, and forces a painfully large dildo up $his <<if $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>vagina<<if $activeSlave.anus > 0>> and anus<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 0>>anus<</if>>. Thus attired, $he is forced to serve you in whatever petty ways occur to you. $He holds your tablet for you on $his upthrust ass as you work, holds a thin beverage glass for you in $his upturned mouth when you eat, and lies still so you can use $his tits as a pillow whenever you recline. $He loves it.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 		Since $activeSlave.slaveName has an unusual taste for oral sex and cum, you @@.hotpink;build $his devotion to you@@ by indulging $him. You allow $him to spend $his free time following you around. $He is permitted to act as your private cum receptacle. If you use another slave, you usually pull out and give $his smiling face a facial. When you come inside another slave instead, $activeSlave.slaveName is allowed to get your cum anyway, regardless of whether that requires the other slave to spit it into $his mouth or $activeSlave.slaveName to suck it out of the other slave's vagina or rectum. Either way, $he rubs $his stomach happily after $he's swallowed it down.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 20, $oralTotal += 20>>
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs")>>
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 		<<if (hasBothLegs($activeSlave))>>
 			bring $him on a leash and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $him down on $his knees in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he
 		<<else>>
-			carry $him out and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $his face to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>pussy<</if>> in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he
+			carry $him out and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $his face to your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick<<else>>pussy<</if>> in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he
 		<</if>>
 		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 			masturbates fervently.
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@
 			<<= VCheck.Both(4, 2)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($PC.slaving >= 100)>>
+	<<if ($PC.skill.slaving >= 100)>>
 		Your @@.springgreen;slave training experience@@ allows you to @@.hotpink;bend $him to your will@@ more quickly without provoking resistance.
 		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 1>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -140,7 +140,7 @@
 			$activeSlave.slaveName is odd. $He's usually annoying, but on occasion $his oddities can produce great comic relief. You strike a careful balance with $him, punishing $him when $he irritates you, but allowing and even rewarding harmless little idiosyncrasies.
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw == "hates men")>>
 			$activeSlave.slaveName does not like men. $He desperately needs social contact, though, so you encourage $him to rely on women to address $his emotional needs. This is easy, since
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 				you've got a pussy yourself.
 			<<else>>
 				there are several readily available.
@@ -253,7 +253,7 @@
 			does not pay enough attention to standards when having sex, leading to crude comments and unsexy noises. To remedy this, you have $him give you oral regularly: a sacrifice, but you make sacrifices for your slaves' improvement. Oral sex can be difficult to make elegant, but you work with $him to make it as pretty as possible, even when you require $him to apply $his mouth to some of the less common erogenous zones. You do your best to retain $his sexual openness while making $him more sexually presentable.
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 10, $oralTotal += 10>>
 		<<case "judgemental">>
-			has a bad habit of being sexually judgemental, belittling anyone who doesn't live up to $his pretensions of standards. You do your best to train $him to perform regardless of $his partners' endowments, aiming for a delicate balance that will allow $him to get off with anyone while permitting $him to retain and even build on $his appetite for big dicks. You permit $him to achieve release only when $he's done well with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your thick cock<<else>>a fat dildo<</if>>
+			has a bad habit of being sexually judgemental, belittling anyone who doesn't live up to $his pretensions of standards. You do your best to train $him to perform regardless of $his partners' endowments, aiming for a delicate balance that will allow $him to get off with anyone while permitting $him to retain and even build on $his appetite for big dicks. You permit $him to achieve release only when $he's done well with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your thick cock<<else>>a fat dildo<</if>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 				lodged up $his cunt.
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal(10)>>
@@ -348,7 +348,7 @@
 		$His stupidity makes $him absorb $his lessons slowly.
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.skill.oral <= 10>>
-		Since $he's orally unskilled, you start with $his mouth. $He <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucks your dick<<else>>eats you out<</if>>, of course, but $his training is more creative than just that. You give $him <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>delicious<<else>>sugary<</if>> hard candies to suck and feed $him phallic fruits and vegetables that $he must deepthroat before $he can eat. As $his skill improves, $he wears a gag with an inward-facing dildo, which is swapped out for a bigger size every so often. You only let $him orgasm when $he's sucking, and before long $he's associating giving someone oral pleasure with experiencing pleasure $himself. @@.lime;$His oral skills have improved.@@
+		Since $he's orally unskilled, you start with $his mouth. $He <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucks your dick<<else>>eats you out<</if>>, of course, but $his training is more creative than just that. You give $him <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>delicious<<else>>sugary<</if>> hard candies to suck and feed $him phallic fruits and vegetables that $he must deepthroat before $he can eat. As $his skill improves, $he wears a gag with an inward-facing dildo, which is swapped out for a bigger size every so often. You only let $him orgasm when $he's sucking, and before long $he's associating giving someone oral pleasure with experiencing pleasure $himself. @@.lime;$His oral skills have improved.@@
 		<<= SkillIncrease.Oral($activeSlave, _trainingEfficiency)>>
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.skill.vaginal <= 10) && ($activeSlave.vagina > 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
 		Since $he's vaginally unskilled, and not a virgin, you start with $his pussy. @@.lime;$His vaginal skills have improved.@@
@@ -424,15 +424,15 @@
 		$activeSlave.slaveName needs to be taken down a peg. Fortunately, you know just the thing. You bring $him into a bathroom, place a chair in the tub, and tie $him securely to the chair. $He isn't too perturbed — $he probably expects a facefuck under running water or something like that — but $he begins to cry when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears you switch on<<elseif canSee($activeSlave)>>sees you pull out<<else>>feels the cool touch of<</if>> an electric shaver. $He luxuriates in $his hair, flaunting it every chance $he gets; it's something of value in a bleak slave world and $he sobs as you shave it off $him. Afterward, $he sniffles and @@.gold;looks at you in fear@@ and @@.mediumorchid;unhappiness@@ when you rub $his newly bald scalp. Of course, there's always the body modification studio if you ever feel like $he's earned $his hair back.
 		<<set $activeSlave.hStyle = "shaved", $activeSlave.hLength = 0>>
 	<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave) && (random(1,100) < 10)>>
-		Sometimes, there's no need to be clever. The first indication $he gets that you've decided to train $him this week is when $he wakes suddenly in the middle of the night to the burning sensation of a <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> being shoved up $his ass. Not knowing what is happening, $he struggles, but since $he was already lying in $his bed you just lie on top of $him and press $his wriggling body into the sheets as you assrape $him. For the rest of the week, $he finds $himself grabbed and fucked. $He can't help but @@.gold;become used to the abuse@@ despite $his @@.mediumorchid;resentment.@@
+		Sometimes, there's no need to be clever. The first indication $he gets that you've decided to train $him this week is when $he wakes suddenly in the middle of the night to the burning sensation of a <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> being shoved up $his ass. Not knowing what is happening, $he struggles, but since $he was already lying in $his bed you just lie on top of $him and press $his wriggling body into the sheets as you assrape $him. For the rest of the week, $he finds $himself grabbed and fucked. $He can't help but @@.gold;become used to the abuse@@ despite $his @@.mediumorchid;resentment.@@
 		<<= VCheck.Anal(6)>>
 	<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && (random(1,100) < 10)>>
-		Sometimes, there's no need to be clever. The first indication $he gets that you've decided to train $him this week is when $he wakes suddenly in the middle of the night to the filling sensation of a <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> being shoved up into $his pussy. Not knowing what is happening, $he struggles, but since $he was already lying in $his bed you just lie on top of $him and press $his wriggling body into the sheets as you assrape $him. For the rest of the week, $he finds $himself grabbed and fucked. $He can't help but @@.gold;become used to the abuse@@ despite $his @@.mediumorchid;resentment.@@
+		Sometimes, there's no need to be clever. The first indication $he gets that you've decided to train $him this week is when $he wakes suddenly in the middle of the night to the filling sensation of a <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> being shoved up into $his pussy. Not knowing what is happening, $he struggles, but since $he was already lying in $his bed you just lie on top of $him and press $his wriggling body into the sheets as you assrape $him. For the rest of the week, $he finds $himself grabbed and fucked. $He can't help but @@.gold;become used to the abuse@@ despite $his @@.mediumorchid;resentment.@@
 		<<= VCheck.Vaginal(6)>>
 	<<else>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName violently resists you whenever $he can. This cannot be permitted, so after a particularly severe bout of physical resistance, you decide to employ an old method of breaking a mind without damaging a body. You secure $him to a board and gently wash $his face with a wet cloth. $He spits in defiance, only to be surprised when you lower the board so that $his feet are higher than $his head. You tie the cloth around $his face. A thin stream of water onto the cloth produces all the feeling and none of the reality of a slow death by drowning. Waterboarding isn't much use for extracting information, but it works well for @@.gold;slavebreaking.@@
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($PC.slaving >= 100)>>
+	<<if ($PC.skill.slaving >= 100)>>
 		Your @@.springgreen;slavebreaking experience@@ allows you to apply @@.gold;exquisitely calibrated@@ mental pressure.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 2>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -466,7 +466,7 @@
 		Old traditions should not be forgotten. The scourge is the oldest slavebreaking tool known to man, and to slave <<= $girl>>s who do not properly obey _womenP. For the whole week, whenever $activeSlave.slaveName disobeys you or whenever the whim strikes, you bind $him securely and flog $him without mercy. You use a soft leather appliance and apply medical care afterward, so there will be no permanent scarring, but @@.red;$his health is affected and the beatings leave $him with a $activeSlave.minorInjury.@@ $He is subjected to @@.mediumorchid;immense mental pressure@@ @@.gold;in favor of obedience.@@
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion < -50) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.minorInjury = either("black eye", "bruise", "split lip")>>
-		$activeSlave.slaveName is willing to physically defend $himself against sexual abuse. Training $him out of this rebelliousness is a nice sexual change of pace. For the entire week, whenever $he commits some minor sin, you fight $him into a state of physical submission and then sodomize $him. This usually requires an extended beating to render $him quiescent, followed by holding $him down so that $his struggles do not dislodge your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> from $his delightfully spasming butthole. $He is subjected to @@.mediumorchid;immense mental pressure@@ @@.gold;in favor of obedience,@@ but the extreme stress @@.red;affects $his health, leaving $him with a $activeSlave.minorInjury.@@
+		$activeSlave.slaveName is willing to physically defend $himself against sexual abuse. Training $him out of this rebelliousness is a nice sexual change of pace. For the entire week, whenever $he commits some minor sin, you fight $him into a state of physical submission and then sodomize $him. This usually requires an extended beating to render $him quiescent, followed by holding $him down so that $his struggles do not dislodge your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<else>>strap-on<</if>> from $his delightfully spasming butthole. $He is subjected to @@.mediumorchid;immense mental pressure@@ @@.gold;in favor of obedience,@@ but the extreme stress @@.red;affects $his health, leaving $him with a $activeSlave.minorInjury.@@
 		<<= VCheck.Anal(6)>>
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.scrotum > 0)>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.minorInjury = either("black eye", "bruise", "split lip")>>
@@ -493,7 +493,7 @@
 			<<set $activeSlave.fetish = "mindbroken", $activeSlave.sexualFlaw = "none", $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = "none">>
 		<<elseif (_seed > 80) && ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw != "hates men") && ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw != "hates women")>>
 			This abuse has associated
-			<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+			<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 				cocks and masculinity with pain in $his mind; @@.red;$he now instinctively hates men.@@
 				<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = "hates men">>
 			<<else>>
@@ -513,7 +513,7 @@
 		@@.gold;encourages $his fear@@ of you.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 10>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.slaving >= 100>>
 		Your @@.springgreen;slave-breaking experience@@ allows you to apply @@.gold;exquisite agony@@ without any increase in damage.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 5>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -536,7 +536,7 @@
 		$activeSlave.slaveName is odd. $He behaves strangely, speaking randomly at times and doing things for no apparent reason. In earlier times this might have been considered 'adorable' or 'unique,' but in a slave it's just annoying. You punish $him severely whenever $he fails to do or say the right thing for the right reasons.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.behavioralFlaw == "hates men")>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName does not like spending time around men. This is of course a huge obstacle to $him performing $his duties well. Breaking $him of this is an unusually difficult task,
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			so you approach it subtly. You simply require $him to spend as much time as possible around you, eating, sleeping, and going about normal business. $He already understood what you were to your slaves, sexually; $he now is accustomed to who you are when your cock isn't pounding a nice hole.
 		<<else>>
 			all the more so since you cannot use yourself as a teaching tool. Fortunately, there are any number of men coming and going as you do business, and it's trivial to force $him to rely on them for social contact.
@@ -628,7 +628,7 @@
 		$activeSlave.slaveName does not pay enough attention to standards when having sex, leading to crude comments and unsexy noises. To remedy this, you have $him give you oral regularly: a sacrifice, but you make sacrifices for your slaves' improvement. Oral sex can be difficult to make elegant, but you work with $him to make it as pretty as possible, and spank $him cruelly when $he fails.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 10, $oralTotal += 10>>
 	<<case "judgemental">>
-		$activeSlave.slaveName has a bad habit of being sexually judgemental, belittling anyone who doesn't live up to $his pretensions of standards. To $his regret, $he frequently implies that $he prefers partners with big dicks: regret, because whenever $he's caught doing this, you have $him brought to you and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>apply your big dick<<else>>apply a big dildo<</if>>
+		$activeSlave.slaveName has a bad habit of being sexually judgemental, belittling anyone who doesn't live up to $his pretensions of standards. To $his regret, $he frequently implies that $he prefers partners with big dicks: regret, because whenever $he's caught doing this, you have $him brought to you and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>apply your big dick<<else>>apply a big dildo<</if>>
 		<<if ($activeSlave.anus > 0) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
 			to $his anus without mercy.
 			<<= VCheck.Anal(10)>>
@@ -648,7 +648,7 @@
 	<<case "cum addict">>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName is utterly addicted to cum. You keep $him in your office whenever you can, and subject $him to a strict sexual diet of
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>sex,<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>buttsex,<<else>>breast play,<</if>>
-		no oral allowed, no matter how much $he begs to be permitted to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<else>>eat you out<</if>>.
+		no oral allowed, no matter how much $he begs to be permitted to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<else>>eat you out<</if>>.
 		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>><<= VCheck.Vaginal(10)>><<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave)>><<= VCheck.Anal(10)>><</if>>
 	<<case "anal addict">>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName is utterly addicted to buttsex. You keep $him in your office whenever you can, and subject $him to a strict sexual diet of
@@ -908,7 +908,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.2)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <</if>>
 <<case "induce hatred of men">>
-	In order to make $him hate men, you sometimes simply <<if $PC.dick == 1>>stick your dick in $him without asking<<else>>stuff a strap-on inside $him without asking<</if>>, and sometimes force shockingly juvenile pranks on $him. $He is regularly smacked in the face with floppy dildos.
+	In order to make $him hate men, you sometimes simply <<if $PC.dick != 0>>stick your dick in $him without asking<<else>>stuff a strap-on inside $him without asking<</if>>, and sometimes force shockingly juvenile pranks on $him. $He is regularly smacked in the face with floppy dildos.
 	<<InduceFlawAbuseEffects>>
 	<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>><<= VCheck.Vaginal(10)>><<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave)>><<= VCheck.Anal(10)>><<else>><<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 10, $oralTotal += 10>><</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>>
@@ -920,7 +920,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.2)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <</if>>
 <<case "induce hatred of women">>
-	In order to make $him hate women, you keep $him in your office when $he's not otherwise occupied, and <<if $PC.vagina == 0>>make $him eat other slaves out<<else>>sit on $his face<</if>> until $he's thoroughly sick of pussy.
+	In order to make $him hate women, you keep $him in your office when $he's not otherwise occupied, and <<if $PC.vagina == -1>>make $him eat other slaves out<<else>>sit on $his face<</if>> until $he's thoroughly sick of pussy.
 	<<InduceFlawAbuseEffects>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>>
 		$He focuses more on you than on the feminine aspects of this. You'll need to be more subtle next week.
@@ -1069,7 +1069,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.2)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <</if>>
 <<case "induce judgement">>
-	Since you've decided to make $him sexually judgemental, you keep $him in your office and fuck $him, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>praising $him whenever $he takes your big dick well<<else>>using a huge strap-on on $him and praising $him when $he takes it like a good $girl<</if>>. You also judge others' endowments in $his presence.
+	Since you've decided to make $him sexually judgemental, you keep $him in your office and fuck $him, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>praising $him whenever $he takes your big dick well<<else>>using a huge strap-on on $him and praising $him when $he takes it like a good $girl<</if>>. You also judge others' endowments in $his presence.
 	<<InduceFlawLenityEffects>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>>
 		$He writes this off as bravado, and will need more training.
@@ -1080,7 +1080,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.2)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <</if>>
 <<case "induce cum addiction">>
-	The cumslut is quite pleased when you order $him to stay in your office whenever $he can for use as one of your personal oral toys. You carefully limit $his orgasms to when <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you're blowing your load down $his throat<<else>>$he's swallowing your pussyjuice<</if>>, and make $his oral adventures predictably regular.
+	The cumslut is quite pleased when you order $him to stay in your office whenever $he can for use as one of your personal oral toys. You carefully limit $his orgasms to when <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you're blowing your load down $his throat<<else>>$he's swallowing your pussyjuice<</if>>, and make $his oral adventures predictably regular.
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 10, $oralTotal += 10>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>>
 		$He enjoys giving you lots of oral, but will need more training to develop psychological addiction to it.
@@ -1178,7 +1178,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.training < 100>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.2)>> <<else>> <<= IncreasePCSkills('slaving', 0.5)>> <</if>>
 <</switch>>
-<<set $PC.slaving = Math.clamp($PC.slaving, -100, 100)>>
+<<set $PC.skill.slaving = Math.clamp($PC.skill.slaving, -100, 100)>>
 
 <<if $activeSlave.ID == $slaves[$i].ID>>
 	<<set $slaves[$i] = $activeSlave>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/randomNonindividualEvent.tw b/src/uncategorized/randomNonindividualEvent.tw
index 02300cd99e8..a1c4f830917 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/randomNonindividualEvent.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/randomNonindividualEvent.tw
@@ -294,7 +294,7 @@
 						<<set $buttslutInterestTargetID = $slaves[$i].ID>>
 					<</if>>
 					<<if ($cumslutID != 0) && ($cumslutInterestTargetID == 0)>>
-						<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+						<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 							<<set $REFIevent.push("cumslut")>>
 						<</if>>
 						<<set $cumslutInterestTargetID = $slaves[$i].ID>>
@@ -567,7 +567,7 @@
 			<<if random(1,1000) < 5>>
 				<<set $recruit.push("wandering homeless")>>
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $PC.medicine >= 50>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 50>>
 				<<set $recruit.push("desperate birth")>>
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("blind homeless")>>
@@ -584,7 +584,7 @@
 					<<set $RecETSevent.push("desperate broodmother")>>
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $PC.medicine > 50 && $PC.hacking > 75 && random(0,100) > 75>>
+			<<if $PC.skill.medicine > 50 && $PC.skill.hacking > 75 && random(0,100) > 75>>
 				<<set $recruit.push("embryo appropriation")>>
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("blessed virgin")>>
@@ -613,10 +613,10 @@
 		<<if ($HeadGirl.devotion > 50) && ($HeadGirl.skill.whoring >= 100)>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("whore recruit")>>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $PC.hacking >= 50 && random(0,100) < $PC.hacking>>
+		<<if $PC.skill.hacking >= 50 && random(0,100) < $PC.skill.hacking>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("held POW")>>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $PC.hacking >= 100 && random(0,100) > 95 && $cash >= 100000>>
+		<<if $PC.skill.hacking >= 100 && random(0,100) > 95 && $cash >= 100000>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("rogue cyborg")>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $rep > 16000 && random(1,100) < $rep/1000 && $cash >= 100000>>
@@ -748,17 +748,17 @@
 		<<set $recruit.push("immigrant")>>
 	<</if>>
 
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 0) && ($PC.boobs == 0) && ($PC.title == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina == -1) && ($PC.boobs < 300) && ($PC.title == 1)>>
 		<<if ($rep/250) > random(1,100)>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("handsome PC")>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("handsome PC")>>
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs == 1) && ($PC.title == 0)>>
+	<<elseif ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300) && ($PC.title == 0)>>
 		<<if ($rep/250) > random(1,100)>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("womanly PC")>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("womanly PC")>>
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+	<<elseif ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 		<<if ($rep/250) > random(1,100)>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("shemale PC")>>
 			<<set $recruit.push("shemale PC")>>
@@ -1205,14 +1205,14 @@
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $TFS.schoolUpgrade == 0>>
-			<<if ($TFS.studentsBought > 1) || ($TFS.schoolPresent != 0) || (($TFS.studentsBought > 0) && ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1))>>
+			<<if ($TFS.studentsBought > 1) || ($TFS.schoolPresent != 0) || (($TFS.studentsBought > 0) && ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300))>>
 				<<set $events.push("RES Endowment")>>
 				<<set $RESEndowment.push("TFS")>>
 				<<if $TFS.studentsBought > 2>>
 					<<set $events.push("RES Endowment")>>
 					<<set $RESEndowment.push("TFS")>>
 				<</if>>
-				<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+				<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 					<<set $events.push("RES Endowment")>>
 					<<set $RESEndowment.push("TFS")>>
 				<</if>>
@@ -1289,7 +1289,7 @@
 					<<set $events.push("RES Move")>>
 					<<set $events.push("RES Move")>>
 					<<set $RESMove.push("TFS")>>
-					<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+					<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 						<<set $events.push("RES Move")>>
 						<<set $events.push("RES Move")>>
 						<<set $RESMove.push("TFS")>>
@@ -1348,7 +1348,7 @@
 				<<if ($TFS.studentsBought == 0)>>
 				<<set $events.push("RES Sale")>>
 					<<set $RESSale.push("TFS")>>
-					<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+					<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 						<<set $events.push("RES Sale")>>
 						<<set $events.push("RES Sale")>>
 						<<set $RESSale.push("TFS")>>
@@ -1409,13 +1409,13 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $RegularParties == 1>>
-		<<if ($PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.title == 0) && (random(0,99) < $seeDicks)>>
+		<<if ($PC.vagina > 0 && $PC.title == 0) && (random(0,99) < $seeDicks)>>
 			<<set $events.push("RE male citizen hookup")>>
 		<<else>>
 			<<set $events.push("RE citizen hookup")>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $rep-10000 > random(1,10000)>>
-			<<if ($PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.boobs == 1 && $PC.title == 0) && (random(0,99) < $seeDicks)>>
+			<<if ($PC.vagina > 0 && $PC.boobs >= 300 && $PC.title == 0) && (random(0,99) < $seeDicks)>>
 				<<set $events.push("RE male arcology owner")>>
 			<<else>>
 				<<set $events.push("RE female arcology owner")>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reAnalPunishment.tw b/src/uncategorized/reAnalPunishment.tw
index 7beb112ae71..5a27c5cd992 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reAnalPunishment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reAnalPunishment.tw
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ $HeadGirl.slaveName is very much acting within _his2 duties, and $activeSlave.sl
 	<br><br>
 	After enjoying the spectacle for a while, you judge that the slave's sphincter is loose enough and tell $HeadGirl.slaveName to flip the bitch over. @@.hotpink;_He2 obeys, chuckling,@@ sitting _himself2 down and hauling the reluctant slave onto _his2 lap by seizing a nipple and pulling it into position so the agonized slave is forced to follow. <<if canPenetrate($HeadGirl) && ($HeadGirl.dick > 2)>>$HeadGirl.slaveName reinserts _his2 dick, <<else>>$HeadGirl.slaveName maneuvers the dildo down over _his2 own crotch, approximating the position of a natural cock and using its base to stimulate _himself2. _He2 reinserts it,<</if>> intentionally missing twice to keep the experience unpleasant despite _his2 victim's well-fucked backdoor.
 	<br><br>
-	$activeSlave.slaveName, now facing upward rather than having $his face ground into the floor, notices for the first time that <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you've got your dick out and hard<<else>>you've donned one of your punishment-sized strap-ons<</if>>. $His <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> @@.gold;fly open with horror@@ as you kneel down and smack its head against $his <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>poor pussy<<else>>stretched taint<</if>>, but $he doesn't realize how comprehensively fucked $he is until you press it against the top of $his already-stretched anal sphincter. "Plea<<s>>e no, <<Master>>! It won't fit! Plea<<s>>e <<if $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>put it in my pu<<ss>>y<<else>>let me <<s>>uck it<</if>> in<<s>>tead," $he begs desperately. "I p-promi<<s>>e I'll be a g-good
+	$activeSlave.slaveName, now facing upward rather than having $his face ground into the floor, notices for the first time that <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you've got your dick out and hard<<else>>you've donned one of your punishment-sized strap-ons<</if>>. $His <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> @@.gold;fly open with horror@@ as you kneel down and smack its head against $his <<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>poor pussy<<else>>stretched taint<</if>>, but $he doesn't realize how comprehensively fucked $he is until you press it against the top of $his already-stretched anal sphincter. "Plea<<s>>e no, <<Master>>! It won't fit! Plea<<s>>e <<if $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>put it in my pu<<ss>>y<<else>>let me <<s>>uck it<</if>> in<<s>>tead," $he begs desperately. "I p-promi<<s>>e I'll be a g-good
 	<<if $girl == "girl">>
 		giiAAIIEEHH,"
 	<<elseif $girl == "boy">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reBusyMasterSuite.tw b/src/uncategorized/reBusyMasterSuite.tw
index 5d0164a256a..de91252033b 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reBusyMasterSuite.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reBusyMasterSuite.tw
@@ -209,7 +209,7 @@ who has paused $his thrusting to issue a peremptory order to the slaves to stay
 	<<else>>
 		lips
 	<</if>>
-	around your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>clit<<else>>cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and starts stroking your pussy<</if>><</if>> eagerly enough, even as _msSlaves[1].slaveName goes back to sodomizing _him2. The anal train is fairly gentle, since anything too fast would disintegrate the gymnastic arrangement, but _msSlaves[0].slaveName is still getting enough of a buttfuck that _he2 whimpers quietly into your <<if ($PC.vagina == 1)>>pussy<<else>>dick<</if>>, a nice feeling. The blowjob is <<if (_msSlaves[0].skill.oral >= 100)>>masterful, despite the distraction<<elseif (_msSlaves[0].skill.oral > 10)>>serviceable, despite the distraction<<else>>only mediocre, but serviceable enough<</if>>, so you let _him2 work for a while before gently shoving _him2 off the side of the bed and telling _him2 to get to the back of the line. The slaves all shuffle forward awkwardly, and inadvertently block your view so that you hear rather than see _msSlaves[0].slaveName start groping your concubine $Concubine.slaveName's
+	around your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>clit<<else>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and starts stroking your pussy<</if>><</if>> eagerly enough, even as _msSlaves[1].slaveName goes back to sodomizing _him2. The anal train is fairly gentle, since anything too fast would disintegrate the gymnastic arrangement, but _msSlaves[0].slaveName is still getting enough of a buttfuck that _he2 whimpers quietly into your <<if ($PC.vagina != -1)>>pussy<<else>>dick<</if>>, a nice feeling. The blowjob is <<if (_msSlaves[0].skill.oral >= 100)>>masterful, despite the distraction<<elseif (_msSlaves[0].skill.oral > 10)>>serviceable, despite the distraction<<else>>only mediocre, but serviceable enough<</if>>, so you let _him2 work for a while before gently shoving _him2 off the side of the bed and telling _him2 to get to the back of the line. The slaves all shuffle forward awkwardly, and inadvertently block your view so that you hear rather than see _msSlaves[0].slaveName start groping your concubine $Concubine.slaveName's
 	<<if $activeSlave.butt > 15>>
 		immeasurable
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 10>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reCitizenHookup.tw b/src/uncategorized/reCitizenHookup.tw
index 69869bb9766..ccfb3081442 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reCitizenHookup.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reCitizenHookup.tw
@@ -317,7 +317,7 @@ She's clearly attracted to you; even the most consummate actress would have diff
 	<</if>>
 	When your guest is finally spent, she showers, dresses, and leaves discreetly, offering you a proper thank you. This is the kind of thing that @@.green;builds a lasting reputation@@ in the Free Cities.
 	<<run repX(5000, "event")>>
-	<<if _FS == "Repopulationist" && $PC.dick == 1 && _repopHookupPregnant == 0 && (random(1,100) > 40)>>
+	<<if _FS == "Repopulationist" && $PC.dick != 0 && _repopHookupPregnant == 0 && (random(1,100) > 40)>>
 		<<set $desc = "a tasteful morning-after message, with attached positive pregnancy test, from a pretty " + _FS + " citizen you bred">>
 		<<set $trinkets.push($desc)>>
 	<<elseif _FS != "none">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw b/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw
index 3d753fb9fdc..8e296fbd807 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ $slaves[$i].slaveName and $slaves[$j].slaveName are such good and devoted slaves
 <</link>>
 <br><<link "Use them side by side">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	<br>Slave twins inevitably get used to threesomes with their sibling, and $slaves[$i].slaveName and $slaves[$j].slaveName are no exception. They greet you with every appearance of arousal and begin a carefully balanced routine — foreplay with you, of course, but whatever parts of them aren't working on you work on the other slave. They stroke you while making out, stroke each other while sucking you to rock hardness, and finger each others' holes while <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>crowding their faces against your pussy. You reach down and seize a nipple in each hand, pulling them upward so they can suck your nipples instead; they use manual stimulation to keep you going while they do. With one straddling each of your thighs, grinding shamelessly, you can reach around and molest their butts with your own hands.<<else>>rubbing four breasts up and down your dick. Since you only have one cock, the symmetry ends when you start fucking them. As you switch from hole to hole, whichever twin isn't getting fucked at the moment uses their mouth and hands to stimulate your balls and their twin's fuckhole as you pound it. When you finally cum in $slaves[$j].slaveName, $slaves[$i].slaveName sucks it out and they kiss deeply to share your ejaculate.<</if>> @@.hotpink;They have both become more devoted to you.@@
+	<br>Slave twins inevitably get used to threesomes with their sibling, and $slaves[$i].slaveName and $slaves[$j].slaveName are no exception. They greet you with every appearance of arousal and begin a carefully balanced routine — foreplay with you, of course, but whatever parts of them aren't working on you work on the other slave. They stroke you while making out, stroke each other while sucking you to rock hardness, and finger each others' holes while <<if $PC.vagina != -1>>crowding their faces against your pussy. You reach down and seize a nipple in each hand, pulling them upward so they can suck your nipples instead; they use manual stimulation to keep you going while they do. With one straddling each of your thighs, grinding shamelessly, you can reach around and molest their butts with your own hands.<<else>>rubbing four breasts up and down your dick. Since you only have one cock, the symmetry ends when you start fucking them. As you switch from hole to hole, whichever twin isn't getting fucked at the moment uses their mouth and hands to stimulate your balls and their twin's fuckhole as you pound it. When you finally cum in $slaves[$j].slaveName, $slaves[$i].slaveName sucks it out and they kiss deeply to share your ejaculate.<</if>> @@.hotpink;They have both become more devoted to you.@@
 
 	<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 4, $slaves[$j].devotion += 4>>
 
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reFullBed.tw b/src/uncategorized/reFullBed.tw
index 2981ba6b0ff..f7932be11ab 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reFullBed.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reFullBed.tw
@@ -32,13 +32,13 @@ Today was an unusually relaxing day, and you aren't particularly tired.
 <span id="result">
 <<link "Take a slave in each hand">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		With each of your arms around a slave, you begin to run your hands across their bodies. They snuggle closer to you, their nipples growing hard and their hips grinding against you. As your grasp runs lower and lower, cupping and massaging their buttocks, they begin to kiss the chest against which their adoring faces are pressed, and reach down <<if $PC.dick == 0>>to your pussy<<else>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>towards your cock and cunt<<else>>for your member<</if>><</if>>. The more manually skilled begins to give you a gentle stroke, while the other softly massages your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>mons<<else>>testicles<</if>>. They stiffen in unison when you hook two fingers up each asshole, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other, their butts clenching against your intruding fingers, and then eagerly clean you with their mouths when you climax yourself. They have become @@.hotpink;still more devoted to you.@@
+		With each of your arms around a slave, you begin to run your hands across their bodies. They snuggle closer to you, their nipples growing hard and their hips grinding against you. As your grasp runs lower and lower, cupping and massaging their buttocks, they begin to kiss the chest against which their adoring faces are pressed, and reach down <<if $PC.dick == 0>>to your pussy<<else>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>towards your cock and cunt<<else>>for your member<</if>><</if>>. The more manually skilled begins to give you a gentle stroke, while the other softly massages your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>mons<<else>>testicles<</if>>. They stiffen in unison when you hook two fingers up each asshole, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other, their butts clenching against your intruding fingers, and then eagerly clean you with their mouths when you climax yourself. They have become @@.hotpink;still more devoted to you.@@
 		<<set $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].devotion += 4, $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].devotion += 4>>
 		<<set $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].counter.anal++, $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].counter.anal++>>
 		<<set $analTotal += 2>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
-<<if $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].bellyPreg >= 5000 && $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].bellyPreg >= 5000 && $PC.dick == 1>>
+<<if $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].bellyPreg >= 5000 && $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].bellyPreg >= 5000 && $PC.dick != 0>>
 	<br><<link "Fondle their pregnancies">>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			With your arms each around a slave, you begin to run your hands across their bodies, focusing your attention on their full pregnancies. They snuggle closer to you, their nipples growing hard and their hips grinding against you. As they move, your rising cock catches between their gravid middles, giving you an idea. Shifting your arms under and around their backs, you pull them together over your erect member and begin using their taut stomachs to pleasure yourself. They quickly catch on and push closer to each other, trapping your dick between them. Once they begin rubbing, and you humping, the skin surrounding you is quickly coated in precum. They smile at you as they feel your penis tense, and with one final thrust you coat their bellies in a layer of cum. They love your discovery of a new way to enjoy their bodies and become @@.hotpink;even more devoted to you.@@
@@ -57,11 +57,11 @@ Today was an unusually relaxing day, and you aren't particularly tired.
 					<<if $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].vagina == 0>>virgin <</if>>pussy.
 				<</if>>
 				Once the surprise wears off and the pleasure sets in, $he wraps $his arm<<if hasBothArms($slaves[_bedSlaveOne])>>s<</if>> around you and basks in your attention. Feeling left out, $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].slaveName slides over to tease _his2 bucking bedmate. Drawing close to the moaning $girl, _he2 reaches for $his bouncing tits, only to cop a feel of your cock thrusting deep inside $him. _He2 watches, eyes wide with lust, at the bulge of your penis in $his lower belly. You make sure to give _him2 a show before you cum, thrusting hard and deep as you can. _He2 gasps at the sight and brings _his2 hand to the lump just in time to feel you ejaculate deep inside $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName.
-				<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>
+				<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>
 					_He2 squeaks in shock as _he2 feels $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName's belly swell under _his2 hand with your massive load. _He2 quickly brings _his2 other hand to massage it as the orgasming cumballoon squirms in pleasure.
-				<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>
+				<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>
 					_He2 squeaks in surprise as _he2 feels $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName's belly swell slightly under _his2 hand with your huge load.
-				<<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>
+				<<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>
 					_He2's amazed by how big the load felt under _his2 hand.
 				<</if>>
 				You beckon _him2 to lie down next to exhausted $girl and spread _his2 legs for _his2 seeding. As you take _him2, $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName leans over and pulls _him2 into a deep kiss. You make sure to not blow your next load too quickly, instead savoring the sight of your soon-to-be-mothers making out, but you can only hold out so long before you paint the depths of $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].slaveName's
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ Today was an unusually relaxing day, and you aren't particularly tired.
 				<<else>>
 					<<if $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].vagina == 0>>once virgin <</if>>pussy
 				<</if>>
-				with your potent baby batter<<if $PC.balls >= 3>> until _his2 stomach is distended and wobbling with cum<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>> until _his2 womb is stuffed with seed<</if>>. You switch off with the two of them, fucking them in turn, until both pass out with a hand on the other's <<if $PC.balls >= 3>>massively bloated <<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>bloated <<elseif $PC.balls == 1>>swollen <</if>>belly and cum pooling from their thoroughly seeded holes. You slide back in between them for a well earned sleep<<if $PC.balls >= 3>>, their middles resting on your own, their cum stuffed wombs a testament to your virility<<elseif $PC.balls == 2>>, their middles resting on your own, their cum filled wombs a testament to your virility<</if>>.
+				with your potent baby batter<<if $PC.balls >= 30>> until _his2 stomach is distended and wobbling with cum<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>> until _his2 womb is stuffed with seed<</if>>. You switch off with the two of them, fucking them in turn, until both pass out with a hand on the other's <<if $PC.balls >= 30>>massively bloated <<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>bloated <<elseif $PC.balls >= 9>>swollen <</if>>belly and cum pooling from their thoroughly seeded holes. You slide back in between them for a well earned sleep<<if $PC.balls >= 30>>, their middles resting on your own, their cum stuffed wombs a testament to your virility<<elseif $PC.balls >= 14>>, their middles resting on your own, their cum filled wombs a testament to your virility<</if>>.
 				<<set $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].devotion += 3, $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].devotion += 3, $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].trust += 3, $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].trust += 3>>
 				$slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName is @@.hotpink;honored to bear your children@@ and @@.mediumaquamarine;snuggles even closer.@@
 				<<if $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].mpreg == 1>>
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ Today was an unusually relaxing day, and you aren't particularly tired.
 <</if>>
 <br><<link "Pull up the sheets and wrestle">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		Without warning, you jerk the sheets all the way up and pin them at the head of the bed. They giggle as you seize first the one and then the other, groping and tickling. $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].slaveName and $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName catch the spirit of fun, and rove around in the soft darkness under the sheets. You're <<if $PC.dick == 1>>rock hard<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>soaking wet<</if>> in no time, wrestling with two naked slaves, and begin to fuck the first one you can grab and hold. When you <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>finish with $him<<else>>come inside $him<</if>>, you <<if (!isAmputee($slaves[_bedSlaveOne]))>>release $him and $he slides out of bed to wash; by the time $he gets back under the sheets, clean and fresh, you're on the point of fucking<<else>>carry $his limbless, helpless body out of bed to wash $him, and then return to the bed to fuck<</if>> the other. You switch off with the two of them, fucking them in turn, until everyone falls asleep in an exhausted pile. They have become @@.mediumaquamarine;still more trusting of you.@@
+		Without warning, you jerk the sheets all the way up and pin them at the head of the bed. They giggle as you seize first the one and then the other, groping and tickling. $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].slaveName and $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].slaveName catch the spirit of fun, and rove around in the soft darkness under the sheets. You're <<if $PC.dick != 0>>rock hard<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>soaking wet<</if>> in no time, wrestling with two naked slaves, and begin to fuck the first one you can grab and hold. When you <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>finish with $him<<else>>come inside $him<</if>>, you <<if (!isAmputee($slaves[_bedSlaveOne]))>>release $him and $he slides out of bed to wash; by the time $he gets back under the sheets, clean and fresh, you're on the point of fucking<<else>>carry $his limbless, helpless body out of bed to wash $him, and then return to the bed to fuck<</if>> the other. You switch off with the two of them, fucking them in turn, until everyone falls asleep in an exhausted pile. They have become @@.mediumaquamarine;still more trusting of you.@@
 		<<set $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].trust += 4, $slaves[_bedSlaveTwo].trust += 4>>
 		<<if canDoVaginal(_bedSlaveOne)>>
 			<<set $slaves[_bedSlaveOne].counter.vaginal += 2>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reRecruit.tw b/src/uncategorized/reRecruit.tw
index 3ef5cb36ee8..dcdc9b4786c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reRecruit.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reRecruit.tw
@@ -2788,7 +2788,7 @@ He explains that one of his servant <<= $girl>>s was impregnated by his fool of
 	<<run cashX(forceNeg(1), "personalBusiness")>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You take $him up on $his offer,
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 			grab $his wiggling hips, and hilt your dick in $his tight ass. $He's clueless when it comes to anal, so the experience isn't too enjoyable for you. You leave $him with a <<print cashFormat(1)>> tip, a load of cum in $his butt, and a smile on $his face over getting any money at all.
 		<<else>>
 			pull out a strap-on you carry for just such an occasion, grab $his wiggling hips, and hilt yourself in $his tight ass. $He's clueless when it comes to anal, so the experience isn't too enjoyable for you. You leave $him with a <<print cashFormat(1)>> tip, a sore rear, and a smile on $his face over getting any money at all.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reRelativeRecruiter.tw b/src/uncategorized/reRelativeRecruiter.tw
index c00cff48371..414552b5d50 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reRelativeRecruiter.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reRelativeRecruiter.tw
@@ -610,7 +610,7 @@ a<<s>> much a<<s>> I do.
 <<elseif $eventSlave.energy > 95>>
 	I'm <<s>>ure <<he 2>>'d love to have three<<s>>ome<<s>>, <<Master>>!"
 <<elseif $eventSlave.counter.birthsTotal > 3 && _relationType != "father" && _relationType != "son" && _relationType != "older brother" && _relationType != "younger brother">>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		We could compete over who carried more of your children, <<Master>>!
 	<<else>>
 		We could compete over who carried more children for you, <<Master>>!
@@ -1175,7 +1175,7 @@ a<<s>> much a<<s>> I do.
 <<elseif $eventSlave.energy > 95>>
 	I'm <<s>>ure <<he 2>>'d love to have three<<s>>ome<<s>>, <<Master>>!"
 <<elseif $eventSlave.counter.births > 3>>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		We could compete over who carried more of your children, <<Master>>!
 	<<else>>
 		We could compete over who carried more children for you, <<Master>>!
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reShelterInspection.tw b/src/uncategorized/reShelterInspection.tw
index 5b305171756..a822feebf94 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reShelterInspection.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reShelterInspection.tw
@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@ Not waiting to be greeted, the inspector looks up at the nearest camera and dema
 <<link "Amusing. Enslave _him2">>
 	<<run cashX(forceNeg($contractCost), "slaveTransfer", $activeSlave)>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	$assistantName ushers _him2 into your penthouse and keeps _him2 busy for the few minutes you need to circumvent the Shelter's various legal and contractual defenses to prevent slaveowners from doing exactly what you're doing. Fortunately, you're cleverer and richer than most, and you succeed. You have _him2 brought into your office, and you are pleased to see _him2. _He2's not young and _he2's not pretty, but _his2 suit cannot disguise _his2 big bottom, and _he2's using the tablet _he2 has clasped protectively against _his2 chest to conceal a huge pair of mature breasts. _He2 knows exactly what's happened, and fixes you with a gimlet stare. "In a couple of month<<s>>," _he2 says with venom, "when you've filled me full of hormone<<s>> and drug<<s>> and training, and I'm begging you to <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<s>>tick your tiny little dick up<<else>>fi<<s>>t<</if>> my a<<ss>>hole, remember thi<<s>>. It'll be conditioning and <<s>>elf-pre<<s>>ervation and <<S>>tockholm <<S>>yndrome talking, not me. I think you're a <<if $PC.title == 1>><<s>>ad ba<<s>>tard<<else>>vile cunt<</if>>, and I alway<<s>> will."
+	$assistantName ushers _him2 into your penthouse and keeps _him2 busy for the few minutes you need to circumvent the Shelter's various legal and contractual defenses to prevent slaveowners from doing exactly what you're doing. Fortunately, you're cleverer and richer than most, and you succeed. You have _him2 brought into your office, and you are pleased to see _him2. _He2's not young and _he2's not pretty, but _his2 suit cannot disguise _his2 big bottom, and _he2's using the tablet _he2 has clasped protectively against _his2 chest to conceal a huge pair of mature breasts. _He2 knows exactly what's happened, and fixes you with a gimlet stare. "In a couple of month<<s>>," _he2 says with venom, "when you've filled me full of hormone<<s>> and drug<<s>> and training, and I'm begging you to <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<s>>tick your tiny little dick up<<else>>fi<<s>>t<</if>> my a<<ss>>hole, remember thi<<s>>. It'll be conditioning and <<s>>elf-pre<<s>>ervation and <<S>>tockholm <<S>>yndrome talking, not me. I think you're a <<if $PC.title == 1>><<s>>ad ba<<s>>tard<<else>>vile cunt<</if>>, and I alway<<s>> will."
 	<<set $shelterAbuse += 10>>
 	<<set $nextButton = "Continue">><<UpdateNextButton>> /* unlock Continue button */
 	<<include "New Slave Intro">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reShowerPunishment.tw b/src/uncategorized/reShowerPunishment.tw
index 09df3a32a01..2497a8acf43 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reShowerPunishment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reShowerPunishment.tw
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ $activeSlave.slaveName is being very thorough. When you first appeared, $he was
 	<<else>>
 		When the washing reaches your shoulders, it becomes clumsier, and $activeSlave.slaveName's wet body begins to bump gently against your torso. Opening your eyes, you see that your Head Girl is taking $him as $he finishes your bath. $activeSlave.slaveName is doing $his best to do a good job as $he's fucked, and $he manages it reasonably well. When $he's done, $HeadGirl.slaveName pushes $his head down towards your
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>groin so $he can suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and stroke your cunt<</if>><<else>>cunt so $he can eat you out<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName complies, and afterward, $he seems to feel that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he came off reasonably well;@@ it could have been worse.
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>groin so $he can suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and stroke your cunt<</if>><<else>>cunt so $he can eat you out<</if>>. $activeSlave.slaveName complies, and afterward, $he seems to feel that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he came off reasonably well;@@ it could have been worse.
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.anal += 1>>
 	<<set $analTotal += 1>>
 	<<= knockMeUp($activeSlave, 10, 1, $HeadGirl.ID)>>
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ $activeSlave.slaveName is being very thorough. When you first appeared, $he was
 	<br><br>
 	You run a hand up the side of _his2 neck, bringing it to rest with your fingers cupping _him2 under the ear and your thumb running up along _his2 temple. _He2 shivers, unable to concentrate despite all _his2 poise, the ongoing oral service blending into your intense closeness. Right now, _he2's the <<if $HeadGirl.physicalAge > 25>>_woman2<<else>>_girl2<</if>> for you, so you snap your fingers next to the ear of the slave <<if $HeadGirl.vagina > -1>>eating _him2 out<<else>>blowing _him2<</if>>, point at the dropped sponge, and then point at yourself. The oral stops as $activeSlave.slaveName hurries to scrub you, starting at your feet, but your Head Girl doesn't care. You're kissing _him2.
 	<br><br>
-	_He2 gently strokes your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>rapidly hardening member, smiling into your mouth at the speed with which it stiffens<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, and teases your pussylips with mischievous fingers<</if>><<else>>flushed cunt, smiling into your mouth at the moisture that instantly coats _his2 fingertips<</if>>. You reach out in turn,
+	_He2 gently strokes your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>rapidly hardening member, smiling into your mouth at the speed with which it stiffens<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, and teases your pussylips with mischievous fingers<</if>><<else>>flushed cunt, smiling into your mouth at the moisture that instantly coats _his2 fingertips<</if>>. You reach out in turn,
 	<<if $HeadGirl.vagina > -1>>
 		caressing _his2 pussylips before slowly inserting a digit inside _his2 warmth while nuzzling _his2 clit with the knuckle of your thumb. At the first real brush against _his2 clitoris, the overstimulated $HeadGirl.slaveName climaxes, pulling _his2 mouth away from you to shout your name and then sobbing thanks into your ear.
 	<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw b/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw
index a2809876830..dc9c483dee2 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw
@@ -32,8 +32,8 @@
 <<set _bedSlaves[0].clothes = _clothesTemp2>>
 
 Sleep leaves you quickly one morning to the sensation of two of your fucktoys performing human alarm clock duty. You open your eyes and look down: it's _bedSlaves[0].slaveName and _bedSlaves[1].slaveName today.
-<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-	_bedSlaves[0].slaveName is <<if (_bedSlaves[0].fetish == "cumslut") && (_bedSlaves[0].fetishKnown == 1)>>rapturously<<else>>industriously<</if>> sucking your dick as it rapidly hardens in $his mouth<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, occasionally letting it pop free so $he can run $his tongue up and down your cunt<</if>>.
+<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+	_bedSlaves[0].slaveName is <<if (_bedSlaves[0].fetish == "cumslut") && (_bedSlaves[0].fetishKnown == 1)>>rapturously<<else>>industriously<</if>> sucking your dick as it rapidly hardens in $his mouth<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, occasionally letting it pop free so $he can run $his tongue up and down your cunt<</if>>.
 	Meanwhile, _bedSlaves[1].slaveName is <<if (_bedSlaves[1].fetish == "cumslut") && (_bedSlaves[1].fetishKnown == 1)>>hungrily<<else>>gently<</if>> sucking your nuts.
 	The two slaves have crowded close together, and not just so they can both have access to your cock and balls. They're <<if (_bedSlaves[0].dick > 0) && (_bedSlaves[1].dick > 0)>>jerking each other off<<else>>manually stimulating each other<</if>> as they work.
 <<else>>
@@ -47,21 +47,21 @@ The bathroom door is open and the shower is running. Though the steam is beginni
 <span id="result">
 <<link "Leave them satisfied">>
 <<replace "#result">>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-		You begin to thrust gently into _bedSlaves[0].slaveName's mouth. <<if $girl == _girl2>>The $girl<<else>>Your bedmate<</if>>s moan and giggle into you at the signal that you're not going to get up right this instant<<if (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[0])) && (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[1]))>>, and <<if (_bedSlaves[0].dick > 0) && (_bedSlaves[1].dick > 0)>>start jerking each other off harder, making lewd noises and humping each other's hands<<else>>really start giving each other proper handjobs, jerking around lewdly as their arousal builds<</if>>.<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> They always spare at least one hand for your cunt, despite your thrusting.<</if>><</if>> When you climax, they do, too, one after the other. They quickly switch mouth positions and suck you back to full mast so you can enjoy your shower.
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+		You begin to thrust gently into _bedSlaves[0].slaveName's mouth. <<if $girl == _girl2>>The $girl<<else>>Your bedmate<</if>>s moan and giggle into you at the signal that you're not going to get up right this instant<<if (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[0])) && (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[1]))>>, and <<if (_bedSlaves[0].dick > 0) && (_bedSlaves[1].dick > 0)>>start jerking each other off harder, making lewd noises and humping each other's hands<<else>>really start giving each other proper handjobs, jerking around lewdly as their arousal builds<</if>>.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> They always spare at least one hand for your cunt, despite your thrusting.<</if>><</if>> When you climax, they do, too, one after the other. They quickly switch mouth positions and suck you back to full mast so you can enjoy your shower.
 	<<else>>
-		You reach down and run a possessive hand across each slave's scalp, neck, and back, eliciting shivers. Then, you gently hook them under the armpits and pull them up a bit, without breaking their lip locks with your nipples, or forcing them to stop playing with your cunt. Each slave ends curled up, mostly face-down, with their mouths still sucking on your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>boobs<<else>>chest<</if>><<if (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[0])) && (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[1]))>> and their free hands trapped between their legs<</if>>. They get the message and begin to look after themselves, too; their resultant moaning against your nipples grows when you reach down and start teasing their butts. The three of you climax more or less together, and you bounce up with undiminished arousal to enjoy your shower.
+		You reach down and run a possessive hand across each slave's scalp, neck, and back, eliciting shivers. Then, you gently hook them under the armpits and pull them up a bit, without breaking their lip locks with your nipples, or forcing them to stop playing with your cunt. Each slave ends curled up, mostly face-down, with their mouths still sucking on your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>boobs<<else>>chest<</if>><<if (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[0])) && (hasAnyArms(_bedSlaves[1]))>> and their free hands trapped between their legs<</if>>. They get the message and begin to look after themselves, too; their resultant moaning against your nipples grows when you reach down and start teasing their butts. The three of you climax more or less together, and you bounce up with undiminished arousal to enjoy your shower.
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	By now, the shower is an impenetrable fog of steam. The wet, soapy bodies inside are easy to find, though. _bedSlaves[2].slaveName happens to be closest, so you
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-		kiss _his3 laughing mouth hard and fuck _him3 with _his3 back against the shower wall<<if _bedSlaves[2].boobs > 2000>>, _his3 huge soapy tits sliding around deliciously<</if>>. _He3 does _his3 best to soap your front while _he3 takes cock, and _bedSlaves[3].slaveName washes your back<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>, reaching under your butt to tease your pussy<</if>>. After a short while, you set _him3 down and seize _bedSlaves[3].slaveName, sliding your cock <<if _bedSlaves[3].butt > 4>>between _his4 huge buttocks and<</if>> up _his4 willing ass, taking _him4 from behind while _bedSlaves[2].slaveName does _his3 best to get _his3 wits back and take over washing duty. They towel you together, and you head back out of the bathroom.
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+		kiss _his3 laughing mouth hard and fuck _him3 with _his3 back against the shower wall<<if _bedSlaves[2].boobs > 2000>>, _his3 huge soapy tits sliding around deliciously<</if>>. _He3 does _his3 best to soap your front while _he3 takes cock, and _bedSlaves[3].slaveName washes your back<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>, reaching under your butt to tease your pussy<</if>>. After a short while, you set _him3 down and seize _bedSlaves[3].slaveName, sliding your cock <<if _bedSlaves[3].butt > 4>>between _his4 huge buttocks and<</if>> up _his4 willing ass, taking _him4 from behind while _bedSlaves[2].slaveName does _his3 best to get _his3 wits back and take over washing duty. They towel you together, and you head back out of the bathroom.
 	<<else>>
 		kiss _his3 laughing mouth hard and trib _him3 with _his3 back against the shower wall<<if _bedSlaves[2].boobs > 2000>>, _his3 huge soapy tits sliding around deliciously<</if>>. _He3 does _his3 best to soap your front while you hump _his3 thigh<<if _bedSlaves[2].vagina > -1>> and pussy<</if>>, and _bedSlaves[3].slaveName washes your back. After a short while, you set _him3 down and seize _bedSlaves[3].slaveName, pushing _his4 face against the wall and sliding your fingers inside _him4 while you straddle one of _his4 legs. _bedSlaves[2].slaveName does _his3 best to get _his3 wits back and take over washing duty. They towel you together, and you head back out of the bathroom.
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	Your clothes have been laid out, ready for _bedSlaves[0].slaveName and _bedSlaves[1].slaveName to dress you, but
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		next to the neat stack of clothes, the two slaves are bent over the bed with their buttocks spread. You select _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and slide your dick up _his2 <<if _bedSlaves[1].anus > 2>>welcoming asspussy<<elseif _bedSlaves[1].anus > 1>>soft butthole<<else>>tight anus<</if>>, sodomizing _him2 while _bedSlaves[0].slaveName buttons your shirt. When it's done, you push $him down next to _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and switch assholes, letting _bedSlaves[1].slaveName up to do _his2 best to help you into your trousers in the meantime. _He2 gets them on and fastens everything, except the fly, of course.
 	<<else>>
 		next to the neat stack of clothes, the two slaves are kneeling on the floor and looking at you with mock innocence. You select _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and straddle _his2 face, letting _him2<<if _bedSlaves[1].lips > 0>> use _his2 big soft lips to<</if>> eat you out while _bedSlaves[0].slaveName helps you into your top. When you're buttoned, you take $his face in your hands and kiss $him deeply, favoring $him with the sensation of kissing $his <<= WrittenMaster(_bedSlaves[0])>> while _heP orgasms. You keep making out with $him while _bedSlaves[1].slaveName dresses your lower half.
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@ The bathroom door is open and the shower is running. Though the steam is beginni
 <</link>>
 <br><<link "Leave them exhausted">>
 <<replace "#result">>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		_bedSlaves[0].slaveName feels a hand snake behind $his head and relaxes $his throat, knowing what's coming. You fuck the bitch's mouth hard, and since the pounding pulls your balls out of _bedSlaves[1].slaveName's mouth, you yank _him2 up towards you so you can maul _his2 breasts. The compliant slave thrusts out _his2 chest, presenting _his2 tits for use as toys, and then gasps as you pinch, squeeze, and twist. You blow your load down _bedSlaves[0].slaveName's throat
 	<<else>>
 		You shove _bedSlaves[0].slaveName down towards your pussy and grab $his hair. $He takes a deep breath, knowing what's coming. You grind your cunt against the bitch's mouth hard, and since there's no room for _bedSlaves[1].slaveName's hand there any more, you yank _him2 up towards you so you can maul _his2 breasts. The compliant slave thrusts out _his2 chest, presenting _his2 tits for use as toys, and then gasps as you pinch, squeeze, and twist. You climax against _bedSlaves[0].slaveName's face
@@ -81,8 +81,8 @@ The bathroom door is open and the shower is running. Though the steam is beginni
 	and bounce up to fuck bitches in the shower, knocking _bedSlaves[0].slaveName to the floor and sending _bedSlaves[1].slaveName sprawling. As you go, you tell them they've got ten minutes to get your clothes laid out and their buttholes ready. They nod furiously and scramble.
 	<br><br>
 	By now, the shower is an impenetrable fog of steam. The wet, soapy bodies inside are easy to find, though. _bedSlaves[2].slaveName happens to be closest, so you
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-		grab _him3 and shove _him3 into a corner of the shower<<if _bedSlaves[2].boobs > 2000>>, _his3 huge soapy tits slapping painfully against the glass<</if>>. _He3 does _his3 best to angle _his3 hips for you as you push your cock up _his3 ass and give _him3 a good hard reaming. _bedSlaves[3].slaveName does _his4 best to wash your back<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and give your pussy some manual attention<</if>>, but finds _himself4 taking _bedSlaves[2].slaveName's place soon enough, smashed into the corner with your dick pistoning in and out of _his4 rectum.
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+		grab _him3 and shove _him3 into a corner of the shower<<if _bedSlaves[2].boobs > 2000>>, _his3 huge soapy tits slapping painfully against the glass<</if>>. _He3 does _his3 best to angle _his3 hips for you as you push your cock up _his3 ass and give _him3 a good hard reaming. _bedSlaves[3].slaveName does _his4 best to wash your back<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and give your pussy some manual attention<</if>>, but finds _himself4 taking _bedSlaves[2].slaveName's place soon enough, smashed into the corner with your dick pistoning in and out of _his4 rectum.
 	<<else>>
 		grab _him3 and shove _him3 into a corner of the shower<<if _bedSlaves[2].boobs > 2000>>, _his3 huge soapy tits slapping painfully against the glass<</if>>. _He3 does _his3 best to angle _his3 hips for you as you fingerfuck _his3 butthole, forcing complete submission out of the compliant _girl3. _bedSlaves[3].slaveName does _his4 best to wash your back, but finds _himself4 taking _bedSlaves[2].slaveName's place soon enough, smashed into the corner with your fingers pistoning in and out of _his4 rectum.
 	<</if>>
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@ The bathroom door is open and the shower is running. Though the steam is beginni
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	Back in the bedroom, your clothes have been laid out, ready for _bedSlaves[0].slaveName and _bedSlaves[1].slaveName to dress you.
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		Next to the neat stack of clothes, the two slaves are bent over the bed with their buttocks spread. They're perfectly still, awaiting your pleasure. You select _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and ram your dick up _his2 <<if _bedSlaves[1].anus > 2>>welcoming asspussy<<elseif _bedSlaves[1].anus > 1>>soft butthole<<else>>tight anus<</if>>, assraping _him2 without mercy while _bedSlaves[0].slaveName buttons your shirt. When it's done, you push $him down next to _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and switch assholes, letting _bedSlaves[1].slaveName up to do _his2 best to help you into your trousers in the meantime. _He2 gets them on and fastens everything, except the fly, of course. When _bedSlaves[0].slaveName has been buttfucked into helplessness, you throw $him away like the human sex toy $he is and pound _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and then the dried-off _bedSlaves[3].slaveName and _bedSlaves[2].slaveName senseless, careful to frequently pull far enough out that the slaves have to take the pain of initial penetration again.
 	<<else>>
 		Next to the neat stack of clothes, the two slaves are bent over the bed with their buttocks spread. They're perfectly still, awaiting your pleasure. You select _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and ram your strap-on up _his2 <<if _bedSlaves[1].anus > 2>>welcoming asspussy<<elseif _bedSlaves[1].anus > 1>>soft butthole<<else>>tight anus<</if>>, assraping _him2 without mercy while _bedSlaves[0].slaveName helps you into your top. When it's done, you push $him down next to _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and switch assholes, letting _bedSlaves[1].slaveName up to do _his2 best to dress your lower half. When _bedSlaves[0].slaveName has been buttfucked into helplessness, you throw $him away like the human sex toy $he is and pound _bedSlaves[1].slaveName and then the dried-off _bedSlaves[3].slaveName and _bedSlaves[2].slaveName senseless, careful to frequently pull far enough out that the slaves have to take the pain of initial penetration again.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw b/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
index 4fb09a4c350..e9e6fd6f778 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
@@ -210,9 +210,9 @@
 <<link "Punish $his ass">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	Deciding that the most appropriate punishment is some corrective assrape, you shove the slave to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the floor<</if>> and stuff <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a formidable dildo<</if>> up $his
+	Deciding that the most appropriate punishment is some corrective assrape, you shove the slave to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the floor<</if>> and stuff <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a formidable dildo<</if>> up $his
 	<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
-		big butthole. It slides right in, the slave's relaxed sphincter offering no resistance. Announcing that you'll find $his limits, wherever they are, you insert fingers until $he's cruelly stretched and you're almost jerking <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>the phallus<</if>> off inside $him.
+		big butthole. It slides right in, the slave's relaxed sphincter offering no resistance. Announcing that you'll find $his limits, wherever they are, you insert fingers until $he's cruelly stretched and you're almost jerking <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>the phallus<</if>> off inside $him.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>
 		defenseless asshole. You meet some delicious resistance and push past it, enjoying the feeling of the slave's sphincter spasming as you do. You pound $him hard, much harder than $he can comfortably take it up the ass.
 	<<else>>
@@ -231,9 +231,9 @@
 <<link "Punish $his pussy">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	Deciding that the most appropriate punishment is some corrective rape, you push the slave down on $his back and shove <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>a formidable dildo<</if>> inside $his
+	Deciding that the most appropriate punishment is some corrective rape, you push the slave down on $his back and shove <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>a formidable dildo<</if>> inside $his
 	<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
-		roomy cunt, which can take it easily. Announcing that you'll find $his limits, wherever they are, you insert fingers until $he's cruelly stretched and you're almost jerking <<if $PC.dick == 1>>yourself<<else>>the phallus<</if>> off inside $him.
+		roomy cunt, which can take it easily. Announcing that you'll find $his limits, wherever they are, you insert fingers until $he's cruelly stretched and you're almost jerking <<if $PC.dick != 0>>yourself<<else>>the phallus<</if>> off inside $him.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>
 		poor womanhood. You fuck $him mercilessly, intentionally pulling out far enough that you have to spear $him again. You use $his poor boobs as leverage, pulling against them to batter $him harder.
 	<<else>>
@@ -252,11 +252,11 @@
 <<link "Put $his mouth to better use">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You announce that $he'll have less trouble gossiping instead of being prompt if $his mouth is nice and tired. Comprehension and apprehension dawn on $his face in the moment before you <<if $activeSlave.collar != "none">>grab $him by the collar and pull<<else>>put a hand on $his shoulder and shove<</if>> $him to the ground. $He goes down without resistance, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>already opening wide for your stiff prick.<<else>>$his look of unconcern vanishing when $he sees you pulling out a strap-on. $He doesn't get to eat pussy today; today $he gets fucked in the face.<</if>> You shove it down $his
+	You announce that $he'll have less trouble gossiping instead of being prompt if $his mouth is nice and tired. Comprehension and apprehension dawn on $his face in the moment before you <<if $activeSlave.collar != "none">>grab $him by the collar and pull<<else>>put a hand on $his shoulder and shove<</if>> $him to the ground. $He goes down without resistance, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>already opening wide for your stiff prick.<<else>>$his look of unconcern vanishing when $he sees you pulling out a strap-on. $He doesn't get to eat pussy today; today $he gets fucked in the face.<</if>> You shove it down $his
 	<<if $activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "gagfuck queen">>
 		spectacularly unresisting throat. The gagfuck queen has no gag reflex to speak of, but even $he has $his limit. You rape $his face without mercy, deliberately ruining $his practiced ability to breathe while giving a cock deep oral.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-		eager throat. The cumslut loves giving oral, but soon realizes that you have no intention of letting $him love this. You rape $his face without mercy, hilting $his lips against <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your base<<else>>the harness<</if>>.
+		eager throat. The cumslut loves giving oral, but soon realizes that you have no intention of letting $him love this. You rape $his face without mercy, hilting $his lips against <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your base<<else>>the harness<</if>>.
 	<<else>>
 		gagging throat, enjoying the sensations of $his lips and tongue writhing against you as $he desperately tries to accommodate the intruder.
 	<</if>>
@@ -320,7 +320,7 @@
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.anal += 1>>
 		<<set $analTotal += 1>>
 	<<else>>
-		push $his <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>legs<<else>>cheeks<</if>> together, settling for some <<if $PC.dick == 1>>frottage<<else>>tribbing<</if>> to preserve $his virginit<<if $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>y<<else>>ies<</if>>. Since you're not fucking $him, you spank $his ass mercilessly to make it an effective punishment.
+		push $his <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>legs<<else>>cheeks<</if>> together, settling for some <<if $PC.dick != 0>>frottage<<else>>tribbing<</if>> to preserve $his virginit<<if $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>y<<else>>ies<</if>>. Since you're not fucking $him, you spank $his ass mercilessly to make it an effective punishment.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 1>>
 		<<set $oralTotal += 1>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -337,15 +337,15 @@
 	<<replace "#result">>
 	You order the horny $desc to apologize to the slave $he grabbed, which $he does, <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>managing to sound authentically sorry<<else>>gesturing $his regret with apparent sincerity<</if>>. It seems $he might feel some actual guilt at molesting a fellow slave, but $he's about to feel much sorrier. Once the other slave has been dismissed, you grab $him by the neck and
 	<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina != 0)>>
-		shove $him up against the nearest wall, using a bit of warning pressure of your fingers against $his throat to warn $him to take $his punishment. Then you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>jam your cock inside $him, making $him wriggle from the uncomfortable angle<<else>>grind your pussy against $him, fucking $him hard despite the lack of penetration<</if>>.
+		shove $him up against the nearest wall, using a bit of warning pressure of your fingers against $his throat to warn $him to take $his punishment. Then you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>jam your cock inside $him, making $him wriggle from the uncomfortable angle<<else>>grind your pussy against $him, fucking $him hard despite the lack of penetration<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.vaginal += 1>>
 		<<set $vaginalTotal += 1>>
 	<<elseif canDoAnal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus != 0)>>
-		shove $his face against the nearest wall, using a bit of warning pressure of your fingers against $his throat to warn $him to take $his punishment. Then you <<if $PC.dick == 1>>jam your cock up $his butt, making $his sphincter spasm from the rough penetration<<else>>use one hand to fuck $his ass and the other to look after yourself<</if>>.
+		shove $his face against the nearest wall, using a bit of warning pressure of your fingers against $his throat to warn $him to take $his punishment. Then you <<if $PC.dick != 0>>jam your cock up $his butt, making $his sphincter spasm from the rough penetration<<else>>use one hand to fuck $his ass and the other to look after yourself<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.anal += 1>>
 		<<set $analTotal += 1>>
 	<<else>>
-		pull $him to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shoving your dick down $his throat<<else>>straddling $his face and grinding yourself against $his mouth<</if>>.
+		pull $him to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shoving your dick down $his throat<<else>>straddling $his face and grinding yourself against $his mouth<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 1>>
 		<<set $oralTotal += 1>>
 	<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/recETS.tw b/src/uncategorized/recETS.tw
index e33f3d630ab..b6c1a83cbd3 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/recETS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/recETS.tw
@@ -1622,7 +1622,7 @@ This call is coming from a public kiosk, which is usually an indication that the
 	<<run newSlave($activeSlave)>>
 	<<run cashX(forceNeg($contractCost), "slaveTransfer", $activeSlave)>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	Despite $himself, $he sobs with relief when you agree. $He offers to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>> while you complete the necessary legalities, so you work away with a <<if $PC.dick == 1>>pair of motherly lips wrapped around your dick<<else>>motherly tongue pleasuring your clit<</if>> as $he pumps away eagerly under the desk. $He's definitely on aphrodisiacs. $He masturbates while $he sucks.
+	Despite $himself, $he sobs with relief when you agree. $He offers to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>> while you complete the necessary legalities, so you work away with a <<if $PC.dick != 0>>pair of motherly lips wrapped around your dick<<else>>motherly tongue pleasuring your clit<</if>> as $he pumps away eagerly under the desk. $He's definitely on aphrodisiacs. $He masturbates while $he sucks.
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
 
@@ -1704,7 +1704,7 @@ This call is coming from a public kiosk, which is usually an indication that the
 	<<switch $RecETSevent>>
 	<<case "addict mother daughter">>
 		<<set $relative.devotion -= 50>>
-		Despite $himself, $he sobs with relief when you agree. $He offers to <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck you off<<else>>eat you out<</if>> while you complete the necessary legalities, but instead you idly place a big dose of aphrodisiac on your desk and tell $him to wait quietly. After ten minutes of careful manipulation, $he's signed away both $his own freedom and $his _daughter2's without realizing it, in return for the drug. $He's masturbating furiously on a chair when $his _daughter2 arrives. $He immediately realizes what's happened and $his eyes fill with all-consuming hatred, but $he can't stop rubbing.
+		Despite $himself, $he sobs with relief when you agree. $He offers to <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck you off<<else>>eat you out<</if>> while you complete the necessary legalities, but instead you idly place a big dose of aphrodisiac on your desk and tell $him to wait quietly. After ten minutes of careful manipulation, $he's signed away both $his own freedom and $his _daughter2's without realizing it, in return for the drug. $He's masturbating furiously on a chair when $his _daughter2 arrives. $He immediately realizes what's happened and $his eyes fill with all-consuming hatred, but $he can't stop rubbing.
 		<br><br>
 		Unsurprisingly the _daughter2 is an addict too, and before long _he2's given _his2 signature and is sitting on a different chair on a strong dose of aphrodisiacs. <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>Mother and _daughter2 crank it desperately,<<else>>Mother and _daughter2 schlick themselves desperately,<</if>> sobbing in despair as you hurry to complete the nastily complex paperwork. This is going to be fun.
 	<<case "posh mother daughter">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
index 914274ac314..0dde35d5c21 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 
 <h1>The Remote Surgery</h1>
 
-//$activeSlave.slaveName is lying strapped down on the table in your <<if $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>heavily upgraded and customized remote surgery.<<else>>remote surgery.<</if>> The surgical equipment reads <<if $activeSlave.health < -20>>@@.red;SLAVE UNHEALTHY, SURGERY NOT RECOMMENDED.@@<<elseif $activeSlave.health <= 20>>@@.yellow;SLAVE HEALTHY, SURGERY SAFE.@@<<else>>@@.green;SLAVE HEALTHY, SURGERY ENCOURAGED.@@<</if>><<if $PC.medicine >= 100>> The remote surgery mechanisms that allow a surgeon to be brought in by telepresence are inactive, and the autosurgery is ready for your control inputs. Surgery on your slaves is a challenge and a pleasure you wouldn't dream of sharing.<</if>>//
+//$activeSlave.slaveName is lying strapped down on the table in your <<if $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>heavily upgraded and customized remote surgery.<<else>>remote surgery.<</if>> The surgical equipment reads <<if $activeSlave.health < -20>>@@.red;SLAVE UNHEALTHY, SURGERY NOT RECOMMENDED.@@<<elseif $activeSlave.health <= 20>>@@.yellow;SLAVE HEALTHY, SURGERY SAFE.@@<<else>>@@.green;SLAVE HEALTHY, SURGERY ENCOURAGED.@@<</if>><<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>> The remote surgery mechanisms that allow a surgeon to be brought in by telepresence are inactive, and the autosurgery is ready for your control inputs. Surgery on your slaves is a challenge and a pleasure you wouldn't dream of sharing.<</if>>//
 <br><br>
 
 /* 000-250-006 */
@@ -70,11 +70,11 @@ $His $activeSlave.faceShape face is
 <<elseif $activeSlave.faceImplant > 95>>
 	//$His face cannot sustain further cosmetic surgery//
 <<else>>
-	<<set _artificiality = 25-5*Math.trunc($PC.medicine/50)-5*$surgeryUpgrade>>
+	<<set _artificiality = 25-5*Math.trunc($PC.skill.medicine/50)-5*$surgeryUpgrade>>
 	//Facial surgery can either rework it and improve its attractiveness, or simply make it more attractive. No facial surgery is perfect and each surgery will make it look less natural.
-	<<if $PC.medicine >= 100 && $surgeryUpgrade>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.medicine >= 100 && $surgeryUpgrade>>
 		Your surgical skills and the advanced surgical suite will minimize this effect as much as possible.
-	<<elseif $PC.medicine >= 100>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.medicine >= 100>>
 		Your surgical skills will reduce this effect.
 	<<elseif $surgeryUpgrade>>
 		The advanced surgical suite will reduce this effect.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/rename.tw b/src/uncategorized/rename.tw
index 4bd15084990..2dc7a8ef10a 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/rename.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/rename.tw
@@ -97,11 +97,11 @@
 /* PC's surname reaction */
 <<if $oldSurname != $activeSlave.slaveSurname>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.relationship == -3>>
-		<<if $PC.surname>>
+		<<if $PC.slaveSurname>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 				Names are meaningless to $him and it is unlikely $he'll remember it.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.surname>>
+				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
 					When you tell $him that $he's to be known as $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname now, $he starts to cry. $He tries to get $himself under control and thank you as best $he can, <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>wiping at the tears running down $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks, <</if>>but $he can't seem to stop weeping as $he thanks you over and over. $He's a sex slave, your property, and it's understandable that some doubts about the permanence of $his place as your slave $wife. This has @@.mediumaquamarine;helped reassure $him,@@ and explains the strength of $his emotional reaction. The next time you make love to $him, $he @@.hotpink;presses $himself as close to you as $he can,@@ eager to drink in as much of your presence as $he can get.
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5, $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
 				<<elseif $oldSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
@@ -109,14 +109,14 @@
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion -= 5, $activeSlave.trust -= 5>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20 && $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.surname>>
+				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
 					When you tell $him that $he's to be known as $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname now, $he shows no reaction. You already took everything from $him, what's a name at this point?
 				<<elseif $oldSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
 					$He doesn't care about losing your surname at first, but it quickly sets in that $he may have @@.gold;pushed $his position too far.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 20>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.surname>>
+				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
 					When you tell $him that $he's to be known as $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname now, $he pleads with you not to steal $his name. It matters little to you, and $he is forced to @@.hotpink;accept your will.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5>>
 				<<elseif $oldSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
@@ -124,7 +124,7 @@
 					<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 5, $activeSlave.trust -= 10>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.surname>>
+				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
 					When you tell $him that $he's to be known as $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname now, $he nods with approval feeling @@.mediumaquamarine;that $he may hold at least some value in your eyes.@@
 					<<set $activeSlave.trust += 5>>
 				<<elseif $oldSurname == $PC.slaveSurname>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reputation.tw b/src/uncategorized/reputation.tw
index 95ea9741333..4df2e00480e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reputation.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reputation.tw
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSRestartDecoration == 100>>
 	As a member of the Societal Elite, your appearance has no bearing on your reputation.
 <<else>>
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs == 1) && $PC.title == 0>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick == 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300) && $PC.title == 0>>
 		<<if $rep > 18000>>
 			Your reputation is so well-established that society has accepted your notoriously feminine appearance despite how unusual it is for a prominent slaveowner to look like you do.
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalist > 30>>
@@ -161,7 +161,7 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 				<<= FutureSocieties.Change("GenderFundamentalist", -5)>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($PC.boobs == 1) || $PC.title == 0>>
+	<<elseif ($PC.boobs >= 300) || $PC.title == 0>>
 		<<if $rep > 15000>>
 			Your reputation is so strong that society has accepted your feminine appearance despite how unusual it is for a prominent slaveowner to look like you do.
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalist > 30>>
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 				<<= FutureSocieties.Change("GenderFundamentalist", -5)>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($PC.dick == 0) || ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
+	<<elseif ($PC.dick == 0) || ($PC.vagina != -1)>>
 		<<if $rep > 15000>>
 			Your reputation is so strong that society has accepted your unorthodox arrangement downstairs, for an arcology owner.
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalist > 30>>
@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSChattelReligionistLaw == 1 || $arcologies[0].FSRestartDecoration == 100>>
 	/* already handled above */
 <<elseif $arcologies[0].FSIntellectualDependency != "unset">>
-	<<if $PC.intelligence < -10>> /* +$PC.intelligenceImplant */
+	<<if $PC.intelligence+$PC.intelligenceImplant < -10>>
 		<<if $rep > 18000>>
 			You've somehow built such a reputation for yourself that your lack of a brain is no longer a societal concern.
 		<<else>>
@@ -224,7 +224,7 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif $arcologies[0].FSSlaveProfessionalism != "unset">>
-	<<if $PC.intelligence < 100>> /* +$PC.intelligenceImplant */
+	<<if $PC.intelligence+$PC.intelligenceImplant < 100>>
 		<<if $rep > 18000>>
 			You've built such a reputation for yourself that you not being a genius is no longer a societal concern.
 		<<else>>
@@ -233,14 +233,14 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 			<<= FutureSocieties.Change("SlaveProfessionalism", -10)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
-<<elseif $PC.intelligence <= 10>> /* +$PC.intelligenceImplant */
+<<elseif $PC.intelligence+$PC.intelligenceImplant <= 10>>
 	<<if $rep > 18000>>
 		You've managed to build such a reputation for yourself that your lack of intelligence is no longer a societal concern.
 	<<else>>
 		<<run repX(forceNeg(Math.min(($rep*0.05), 750)), "PCappearance")>>
 		Society @@.red;is uncomfortable@@ being led by someone not smart. Your lack of intelligence brings your every action under scrutiny.
 	<</if>>
-<<elseif $PC.intelligence <= 50>> /* +$PC.intelligenceImplant */
+<<elseif $PC.intelligence+$PC.intelligenceImplant <= 50>>
 	<<if $rep > 12000>>
 		You've built such a reputation for yourself that your lack of intelligence is no longer a societal concern.
 	<<else>>
@@ -261,7 +261,7 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 				<<= FutureSocieties.Change("GenderRadicalist", -1)>>
 				<<run repX(-1000, "PCactions")>>
 			<</if>>
-		<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSGenderFundamentalist != "unset" && $PC.vagina == 1 && $PC.title == 0>>
+		<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSGenderFundamentalist != "unset" && $PC.vagina != -1 && $PC.title == 0>>
 			<<if $rep > 10000>>
 				Society has grown accustomed to your efforts enough to not care that you enjoy slave dick. In fact, it even @@.green;strengthens@@ traditional gender roles, even though you insist on breaking them.
 				<<= FutureSocieties.Change("GenderFundamentalist", 1)>>
@@ -323,77 +323,77 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 <</if>>
 
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset">>
-	<<if $PC.boobsBonus >= 3>>
-		Society loves enormous breasts and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>> @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
+		Society loves enormous breasts and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>chest balloons<<else>>cow tits<</if>> @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
 		<<run repX(10, "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.butt >= 3>>
-		Society loves big butts and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>inflated ass<<else>>fat ass<</if>> @@.green;improves@@ your public image.
+	<<if $PC.butt >= 5>>
+		Society loves big butts and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.buttImplant > 0>>inflated ass<<else>>fat ass<</if>> @@.green;improves@@ your public image.
 		<<run repX(10, "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.ballsImplant > 1>>
+	<<if $PC.balls >= 9>>
 		Society loves big things and the bulge in your crotch is no exception; your swollen balls @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
 		<<run repX((5*$PC.ballsImplant), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast != "unset">>
-	<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 1>>
-		Society finds big breasts unsightly and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>chest balloons<<else>>fat tits<</if>> @@.red;harm@@ your public image.
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
+		Society finds big breasts unsightly and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>chest balloons<<else>>fat tits<</if>> @@.red;harm@@ your public image.
 		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*$PC.boobsBonus), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.butt >= 3>>
-		Society finds big butts unsightly and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>inflated ass<<else>>fat ass<</if>> @@.red;harms@@ your public image.
+	<<if $PC.butt >= 5>>
+		Society finds big butts unsightly and you are no exception; your <<if $PC.buttImplant > 0>>inflated ass<<else>>fat ass<</if>> @@.red;harms@@ your public image.
 		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*$PC.butt), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">>
-	<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>
 		Society loves fake breasts and yours are no exception; your breast implants @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX((7*$PC.boobsBonus), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX(($PC.boobsImplant/5), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.buttImplant > 0>>
 		Society loves fake butts and yours are no exception; your ass implants @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX((7*$PC.butt), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX((7*$PC.buttImplant), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.ballsImplant > $PC.balls>>
+	<<if $PC.ballsImplant > 0>>
 		Society loves everything augmented and the bulge in your crotch is no exception; your swollen balls @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX((5*($PC.ballsImplant-$PC.balls)), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX((5*($PC.ballsImplant)), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset")>>
-		<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 0 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
+		<<if $PC.boobs >= 1000 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
 			Society approves of anything that helps the repopulation efforts. Your large breasts promise plentiful milk and @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
-			<<run repX((10*$PC.boobsBonus), "PCappearance")>>
+			<<run repX(($PC.boobs/50), "PCappearance")>>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $PC.balls > 1>>
+		<<if $PC.balls >= 5>>
 			Society loves anything that helps the repopulation efforts. Your huge fertile balls indicate that you're a successful breeder and @@.green;strongly improves@@ your public image.
-			<<run repX((15*$PC.ballsImplant), "PCappearance")>>
+			<<run repX((15*$PC.balls), "PCappearance")>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif $arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist != "unset">>
-	<<if $PC.boobsImplant == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.boobsImplant != 0>>
 		Society finds fake breasts repulsive and yours are no exception; your balloon-like breasts @@.red;harm@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*$PC.boobsBonus), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX(forceNeg($PC.boobsImplant/10), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.buttImplant == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.buttImplant > 0>>
 		Society finds fake butts unsightly and yours is no exception; your inflated ass @@.red;harms@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*$PC.butt), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*$PC.buttImplant), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.ballsImplant > $PC.balls>>
+	<<if $PC.ballsImplant > 0>>
 		Society finds everything unnatural disgusting and the grotesque bulge in your crotch is no exception; your gel filled balls @@.red;harm@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*($PC.ballsImplant-$PC.balls)), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX(forceNeg(10*$PC.ballsImplant), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset") && $PC.boobsBonus > 0 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
+	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset") && $PC.boobs >= 1000 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
 		Society approves of anything that helps the repopulation efforts. Your large breasts promise plentiful milk and @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX((10*$PC.boobsBonus), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX(($PC.boobs/50), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset")>>
-	<<if $PC.boobsBonus > 0 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
+	<<if $PC.boobs >= 1000 && $PC.boobsImplant == 0>>
 		Society approves of anything that helps the repopulation efforts. Your large breasts promise plentiful milk and @@.green;improve@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX((10*$PC.boobsBonus), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX(($PC.boobs/50), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.balls > 1>>
+	<<if $PC.balls >= 5>>
 		Society loves anything that helps the repopulation efforts. Your huge fertile balls indicate that you're a successful breeder and @@.green;strongly improves@@ your public image.
-		<<run repX((15*($PC.balls + $PC.ballsImplant)), "PCappearance")>>
+		<<run repX((5*($PC.balls)), "PCappearance")>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -512,10 +512,10 @@ On formal occasions, you are announced as $PCTitle.
 		Society @@.green;approves@@ of your reliance on a Head Girl as an advisor and assistant.
 		<<= FutureSocieties.Change("AztecRevivalist", 2)>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.warfare < 0>>
+	<<if $PC.skill.warfare < 0>>
 		Society @@.red;greatly disapproves@@ of your feebleness in the arts of war.
 		<<= FutureSocieties.Change("AztecRevivalist", -4)>>
-	<<elseif $PC.warfare < 50>>
+	<<elseif $PC.skill.warfare < 50>>
 		Society @@.red;disapproves@@ of you not being properly trained in the arts of war.
 		<<= FutureSocieties.Change("AztecRevivalist", -2)>>
 	<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/resEndowment.tw b/src/uncategorized/resEndowment.tw
index 25b46f08e60..9c55bdde15b 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/resEndowment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/resEndowment.tw
@@ -38,9 +38,9 @@
 	"A generous donation," the representative insists, "would help us advance our mission to provide the very finest livestock to persons of quality such as yourself." Getting down to the business advantages, he adds that "donors receive considerable price advantage on available stock," which seems to translate into a discount of around 20% once the sales language is stripped off it. You point out that's bordering on pointlessness to you, given your ability to purchase almost anything you wish; he hesitates, but then admits that "as our foremost investor" you could use an endowment to guide stock policy to an extent.
 <<else>>
 	You receive a personal call from an older member of the Futanari Sisters. Like all of the Sisters, she's very beautiful, but you know how to judge age through the most cutting-edge treatments, and you guess she's in her early forties. That makes her one of the most senior Sisters, at the age when mandatory enslavement will happen very soon for her. She doesn't seem preoccupied by the prospect, though the pair of gorgeous young women cooperating to suck off her enormous cock may have something to do with that.
-	<<if $PC.surname>>"<<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>>,"<<else>>"<<print $PC.name>>,"<</if>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname>>"<<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.slaveSurname>>,"<<else>>"<<print $PC.slaveName>>,"<</if>>
 	she says forthrightly,
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 		"You've become quite famous among us.
 	<<else>>
 		"$TFS.studentsBought of my Sisters have left us for you. You seem interested in us, and are clearly very wealthy.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/resFailure.tw b/src/uncategorized/resFailure.tw
index aab36001fe5..45eae524bc1 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/resFailure.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/resFailure.tw
@@ -835,7 +835,7 @@
 <<else>>
 	The senior Sister of the community of Futanari Sisters in your arcology appears at your penthouse, as you've been expecting since their second missed rent payment. This is quite the occasion, since they never leave their little nest. $He's delightfully nude, and it occurs to you that the Sisters probably do not own clothing at all. $He has obviously been crying; puffy eyes and a sniffling nose mar $his gorgeous face. $He must have caused quite the sensation as $he made $his way here, in tears, gigantic tits and huge cock bouncing around. To your surprise, $he flings $himself at your feet, $his dick making a painful-sounding slap against the floor and $his breasts squashing out to either side of $him.
 	<br><br>
-	"Please," $he cries to your feet. "Please take us as slaves. We're indebted, and we'll all be enslaved. You're our friend, you'll treat us better than anyone." Then $he whispers, "Please, <<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>>,<<else>><<print $PC.name>>,<</if>> don't make me beg." You tell the prostrate futa you accept. $His mood does not improve: $he scrabbles around to face away from you, plush body jiggling submissively, and raises $his buttocks to spread $his pussy and anus for you. "Thank you," $he weeps. "Now please rape me, <<Master>>. I deserve it. My mismanagement stole my Sisters' years of idyll from them. Please, rape me."
+	"Please," $he cries to your feet. "Please take us as slaves. We're indebted, and we'll all be enslaved. You're our friend, you'll treat us better than anyone." Then $he whispers, "Please, <<if $PC.slaveSurname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.slaveSurname>>,<<else>><<print $PC.slaveName>>,<</if>> don't make me beg." You tell the prostrate futa you accept. $His mood does not improve: $he scrabbles around to face away from you, plush body jiggling submissively, and raises $his buttocks to spread $his pussy and anus for you. "Thank you," $he weeps. "Now please rape me, <<Master>>. I deserve it. My mismanagement stole my Sisters' years of idyll from them. Please, rape me."
 <</if>>
 <br><br>
 The failure of a prominent organization within your arcology has @@.red;affected your reputation@@ and @@.red;your arcology's prosperity@@ slightly, but you've come out a long way ahead. You've acquired excellent slaves for a pitiful fraction of their fair price.
@@ -855,7 +855,7 @@ The failure of a prominent organization within your arcology has @@.red;affected
 			<<set $vaginalTotal += 1>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</for>>
-	You <<if $PC.dick == 1>>whip out your dick<<else>>pull on a strap-on, the one you use for disobedient slaves,<</if>> and kneel down behind the sobbing futa matron. When $he feels it touching $his pussylips, $he whispers "Thank you, <<Master>>," through $his tears. $He's very, very sexually experienced, so it's harder to make $him feel it than it would be for a $girl with tighter holes. But you're an expert. You calibrate your pounding to pull just barely too far out, so that $he feels you ramming mercilessly into $him with each stroke, and so that the slightest mistake from $him sends <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> right up the other hole. Despite $his anguish and the brutal fuck, or perhaps because of them, $he slowly manages to get hard, and orgasms painfully when you do. $He @@.hotpink;can't seem to stop thanking you,@@ but is quiet when you tell $him to be.
+	You <<if $PC.dick != 0>>whip out your dick<<else>>pull on a strap-on, the one you use for disobedient slaves,<</if>> and kneel down behind the sobbing futa matron. When $he feels it touching $his pussylips, $he whispers "Thank you, <<Master>>," through $his tears. $He's very, very sexually experienced, so it's harder to make $him feel it than it would be for a $girl with tighter holes. But you're an expert. You calibrate your pounding to pull just barely too far out, so that $he feels you ramming mercilessly into $him with each stroke, and so that the slightest mistake from $him sends <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your cock<<else>>the phallus<</if>> right up the other hole. Despite $his anguish and the brutal fuck, or perhaps because of them, $he slowly manages to get hard, and orgasms painfully when you do. $He @@.hotpink;can't seem to stop thanking you,@@ but is quiet when you tell $him to be.
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
 <br>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/resMove.tw b/src/uncategorized/resMove.tw
index cbfa688a141..56700c391fc 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/resMove.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/resMove.tw
@@ -5,25 +5,35 @@
 <<set $RESMove = $RESMove.random()>>
 <<setAssistantPronouns>>
 
+<<if $PC.slaveSurname>>
+	<<if $PC.title>>
+		<<set _playerName = "Mr. " + $PC.slaveName>>
+	<<else>>
+		<<set _playerName = "Ms. " + $PC.slaveName>>
+	<</if>>
+<<else>>
+	<<set _playerName = $PC.slaveName>>
+<</if>>
+
 <<if $RESMove == "TSS">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of The Slavegirl School. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "The Slavegirl School would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of The Slavegirl School. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "The Slavegirl School would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "GRI">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Growth Research Institute. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "GRI would like to open a subsidiary lab in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Growth Research Institute. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "GRI would like to open a subsidiary lab in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "SCP">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of St. Claver Prep. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "St. Claver's would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of St. Claver Prep. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "St. Claver's would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "LDE">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of L'École des Enculées. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "The École would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of L'École des Enculées. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "The École would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "TGA">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Gymnasium-Academy. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "The Academy would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Gymnasium-Academy. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "The Academy would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "HA">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Hippolyta Academy. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "The Academy would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Hippolyta Academy. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "The Academy would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "TCR">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Cattle Ranch. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," he says without preamble, "The Ranch would like to open a pasture in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of the Cattle Ranch. "_playerName," he says without preamble, "The Ranch would like to open a pasture in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, he urges you to consider the offer, wishes you a pleasant day, and ends the call.
 <<elseif $RESMove == "NUL">>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of Nueva Universidad de Libertad. "<<if $PC.surname>>Mx. <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," they say without preamble, "Nueva Universidad de Libertad would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, they urge you to consider the offer, wish you a pleasant day, and end the call.
+	You receive a personal call from a senior representative of Nueva Universidad de Libertad. "<<if $PC.slaveSurname>>Mx. <<print $PC.slaveSurname>><<else>><<print $PC.slaveName>><</if>>," they say without preamble, "Nueva Universidad de Libertad would like to open a branch campus in $arcologies[0].name. We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence." After some further pleasantries, they urge you to consider the offer, wish you a pleasant day, and end the call.
 <<else>>
-	You receive a personal call from a senior Futanari Sister — not the one you helped win the power struggle over futa balls. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," she says with the odd confidence all elder Sisters share, "our numbers are growing,
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+	You receive a personal call from a senior Futanari Sister — not the one you helped win the power struggle over futa balls. "_playerName," she says with the odd confidence all elder Sisters share, "our numbers are growing,
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 		and we are very eager to become closer to you. Normally, we would ask for lowered rent in return for the benefits we bring an arcology, but for you, we are unwilling to ask even that. We shall charge others more for their purchase of Sisters instead. Please, will you have us?" She bats her eyes at you, looking very willing to be had.
 	<<else>>
 		and you have shown yourself to be our friend. Would you accept one of our communities in $arcologies[0].name? We'd like to ask for a significant reduction in rent from your standard rate, since we could bring significant benefits to you through our presence."
@@ -79,7 +89,7 @@
 	_HeA presents _hisA conclusions:
 <</if>>
 as you suspected,
-<<if ($RESMove == "TFS") && ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+<<if ($RESMove == "TFS") && ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 	your futanari status means there are no potential downsides. Just having them present would probably be good for the arcology's prosperity.
 <<else>>
 	you'd run a loss on the rent, even bargaining them up as far as they'd be likely to go. On the other hand, just having them present would probably be good for the arcology's prosperity.
@@ -323,7 +333,7 @@ presence in the arcology, reaping all sorts of benefits. Alternatively, you migh
 			<<set $TFS.schoolPresent = 1>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
-<</link>> <<if ($RESMove == "TFS") && ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>><<else>>//This will add minor upkeep costs//<</if>>
+<</link>> <<if ($RESMove == "TFS") && ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>><<else>>//This will add minor upkeep costs//<</if>>
 <br><<link "Politely decline">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You call them back and politely communicate that your terms for rental of space in the arcology are not subject to special modification, even for trusted partners. This explanation is graciously accepted.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/resSale.tw b/src/uncategorized/resSale.tw
index aa2def24b28..5bd590089f3 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/resSale.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/resSale.tw
@@ -102,9 +102,9 @@ You pause for a moment, and $he plunges on: "<<if $PC.title != 0>>Sir<<else>>Ma'
 	My education is complete, and I am ready to unveil the perfection of my form to the world." Naturally, $he's totally nude, yet you still are unable to even guess what sort of equipment $he was born with. "It is my duty and my honor to share myself in eternal servitude, in all manners and mechanisms," $he says in an unnervingly upbeat monotone.
 <<else>>
 	The time has come for me to serve my Sisters by leaving my community and becoming a slave. Our sex skills are unparalleled," $he says proudly. $He's nude, and reclines luxuriantly for the camera, showing $his remarkable body off in all its gorgeous strangeness. $His boobs are huge, $his dick is hard, $his pussy is wet, and $his ass is relaxed. "I love to fuck, <<if $PC.title != 0>>sir<<else>>ma'am<</if>>," $he says, and you believe $him.
-	<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
+	<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1)>>
 		<br><br>
-		<<if ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+		<<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 			"I would also adore serving someone like you," $he adds sincerely, $his emphasis making it quite clear the Sisters have heard rumors about your hermaphroditism. "We can't offer any further discount, but I promise I'd worship you with all my heart." $He bats $his eyes at you. "And my other parts, too!"
 		<<else>>
 			$His eyes flick downward momentarily, and $he looks nervous, swallowing before continuing. "Please let me be your slave," $he almost begs. "Serving another futa would, oh," and $he pauses, shivering a little. Recollecting $himself, $he goes on, "Wonderful. Serving you would be a dream come true."
@@ -347,7 +347,7 @@ You pause for a moment, and $he plunges on: "<<if $PC.title != 0>>Sir<<else>>Ma'
 		<<case "incubus">>
 			"And I love to fuck futas!" _heA exclaims, _hisA erect dick throbbing with anticipation.
 		<<case "succubus">>
-			"And I love to get fucked by futas!" _heA exclaims, <<if $PC.dick == 1 && $PC.vagina == 1>>blowing you a kiss<<else>>_hisA pussy already wet with anticipation<</if>>.
+			"And I love to get fucked by futas!" _heA exclaims, <<if $PC.dick != 0 && $PC.vagina != -1>>blowing you a kiss<<else>>_hisA pussy already wet with anticipation<</if>>.
 		<<case "imp">>
 			"And I love to get fucked by futas till I'm too heavy to fly," _heA exclaims, rubbing _hisA belly and spreading _hisA legs.
 		<<case "witch">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saChoosesOwnJob.tw b/src/uncategorized/saChoosesOwnJob.tw
index 41e8a37ecea..67b99f1f02e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saChoosesOwnJob.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saChoosesOwnJob.tw
@@ -286,7 +286,7 @@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].choosesOwnAssignmentText += " decides to get milked, since $he is already lactating.">>
 					<<= assignJob($slaves[$i], "get milked")>>
 				<</if>>
-			<<elseif ($PC.dick == 1) && isFertile($slaves[$i])>>
+			<<elseif ($PC.dick != 0) && isFertile($slaves[$i])>>
 				<<if ($universalRulesAssignsSelfFacility == 1) && ($masterSuite > _masterSL)>>
 					<<set $slaves[$i].choosesOwnAssignmentText += " decides to serve you in $masterSuiteName, hoping that you'll get $him pregnant.">>
 					<<= assignJob($slaves[$i], "serve in the master suite")>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw b/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
index 9d70d44a5b1..4063b2fe670 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 				<<set $slaves[$i].sexualFlaw = "none">>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $slaves[$i].fuckdoll <= 75>>
-			This week $he @@.green;begins to learn more advanced commands@@ from $his suit. $He is taught a command that instructs $him to take a more active role in penetrative sex. When that command is given, $he must fuck $himself against any <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cocks<<else>>phalli<</if>> that are currently inside $him, as hard as $he possibly can.
+			This week $he @@.green;begins to learn more advanced commands@@ from $his suit. $He is taught a command that instructs $him to take a more active role in penetrative sex. When that command is given, $he must fuck $himself against any <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cocks<<else>>phalli<</if>> that are currently inside $him, as hard as $he possibly can.
 			<<if $slaves[$i].fetish != "none" && $slaves[$i].fetish != "mindbroken">>
 				$He @@.coral;no longer retains any sexual preferences@@ at all. $He just wants to be penetrated.
 				<<set $slaves[$i].fetish = "none", $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 0>>
@@ -1058,7 +1058,7 @@
 				<<if ["be confined in the arcade", "serve in the club", "serve the public", "whore", "work a glory hole", "work in the brothel"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
 					$His paraphilia is satisfied by how many dicks $he gets to suck at work.
 					<<set _para = 1>>
-				<<elseif ($PC.dick == 1) && ($slaves[$i].toyHole == "mouth") && ["be your Concubine", "please you", "serve in the master suite"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
+				<<elseif ($PC.dick != 0) && ($slaves[$i].toyHole == "mouth") && ["be your Concubine", "please you", "serve in the master suite"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
 					$His paraphilia is satisfied by constant oral sex with you.
 					<<set _para = 1>>
 				<<elseif $slaves[$i].inflation != 0 && $slaves[$i].inflationType == "cum">>
@@ -1390,10 +1390,10 @@
 				<<elseif $slaves[$i].pregKnown == 1>>
 					$His paraphilia is satisfied by $his pregnancy.
 					<<set _para = 1>>
-				<<elseif canGetPregnant($slaves[$i]) && ($PC.dick == 1) && ($slaves[$i].toyHole == "pussy" && $slaves[$i].mpreg != 1) && ["be your Concubine", "please you", "serve in the master suite"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
+				<<elseif canGetPregnant($slaves[$i]) && ($PC.dick != 0) && ($slaves[$i].toyHole == "pussy" && $slaves[$i].mpreg != 1) && ["be your Concubine", "please you", "serve in the master suite"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
 					$His paraphilia is satisfied by constant unprotected vaginal sex with you.
 					<<set _para = 1>>
-				<<elseif canGetPregnant($slaves[$i]) && ($PC.dick == 1) && ($slaves[$i].toyHole == "ass" && $slaves[$i].mpreg == 1) && ["be your Concubine", "please you", "serve in the master suite"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
+				<<elseif canGetPregnant($slaves[$i]) && ($PC.dick != 0) && ($slaves[$i].toyHole == "ass" && $slaves[$i].mpreg == 1) && ["be your Concubine", "please you", "serve in the master suite"].includes($slaves[$i].assignment)>>
 					$His paraphilia is satisfied by constant unprotected anal sex with you.
 					<<set _para = 1>>
 				<<elseif $slaves[$i].bellyImplant >= 60000>>
@@ -2099,17 +2099,17 @@
 				<<elseif (_fetishChangeChance > random(0,100)-20*$assistant)>>
 					After $his smart <<if $slaves[$i].vagina > -1>>clit<<else>>frenulum<</if>> piercing
 					<<if (_vAcc == "bullet vibrator" || _vAcc == "smart bullet vibrator") || (_dAcc == "bullet vibrator" || _dAcc == "smart bullet vibrator")>>
-						and the bullet vibrator $he is wearing encourage many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick == 1>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
+						and the bullet vibrator $he is wearing encourage many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick != 0>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
 						<<if _vAcc == "bullet vibrator" || _dAcc == "bullet vibrator">>
 							<<set $slaves[$i].fetish = "pregnancy", $slaves[$i].fetishKnown = 1, $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 15>>
 						<<elseif _vAcc == "smart bullet vibrator" || _dAcc == "smart bullet vibrator">>
 							<<set $slaves[$i].fetish = "pregnancy", $slaves[$i].fetishKnown = 1, $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 20>>
 						<</if>>
 					<<elseif $slaves[$i].vaginalAttachment == "vibrator">>
-						and the vibrating dildo in $his pussy encourage many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick == 1>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
+						and the vibrating dildo in $his pussy encourage many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick != 0>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].fetish = "pregnancy", $slaves[$i].fetishKnown = 1, $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 15>>
 					<<else>>
-						encourages many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick == 1>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
+						encourages many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick != 0>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].fetish = "pregnancy", $slaves[$i].fetishKnown = 1, $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 10>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
@@ -2530,7 +2530,7 @@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].fetishStrength -= 30>>
 					<</if>>
 				<<elseif (_fetishChangeChance > random(0,100)-20*$assistant)>>
-					The bullet vibrator $he is wearing encourages many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick == 1>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
+					The bullet vibrator $he is wearing encourages many orgasms during <<if $PC.dick != 0>>unprotected sex<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>loving contact with the female anatomy<</if>>, @@.lightcoral;$he begins to fantasize about pregnancy.@@
 					<<if _vAcc == "bullet vibrator" || _dAcc == "bullet vibrator">>
 						<<set $slaves[$i].fetish = "pregnancy", $slaves[$i].fetishKnown = 1, $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 15>>
 					<<elseif _vAcc == "smart bullet vibrator" || _dAcc == "smart bullet vibrator">>
@@ -3837,7 +3837,7 @@
 
 	<<if $slaves[$i].preg == $slaves[$i].pregData.normalBirth/8>> /*BAD design - with speed control drugs and animal pregnancy 5th week can be not integer value, and block will be skipped as it's will be not strict == */
 		<<if $slaves[$i].pregSource == -1>>
-			<<set $PC.slavesKnockedUp++>>
+			<<set $PC.counter.slavesKnockedUp++>>
 		<<elseif $slaves[$i].pregSource > 0>>
 			<<set _babyDaddy = findFather($slaves[$i].pregSource)>>
 			<<if def _babyDaddy>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saPleaseYou.tw b/src/uncategorized/saPleaseYou.tw
index 3648241d115..0768bbaa442 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saPleaseYou.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saPleaseYou.tw
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@ serves you this week.
 					<<= SkillIncrease.Vaginal($slaves[$i], _trainingEfficiency)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				<<if ($slaves[$i].fetish != "mindbroken")>>
 					<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "submissive">>
 						$He frequently climaxes with your <<if $PC.title == 1>>strong<<else>>soft<</if>> hands holding $him and your cock spreading heat through $his core,
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				on occasion.
 			<</if>>
 			When you're not using $him, $he <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>rests<<else>>stands<</if>> nearby, waiting silently for your order to present $his pussy.
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				<<if canImpreg($slaves[$i], $PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($slaves[$i], _vaginalUse, 0, -1, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
@@ -166,7 +166,7 @@ serves you this week.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50)>>
 				obediently submitting to your use of $his butthole.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].fetishKnown == 1) && ($slaves[$i].fetish == "buttslut")>>
-				as your adoring anal slave, orgasming to the feel of you<<if $PC.dick == 1>> shooting your seed<<else>>r favorite strap-on<</if>> up $his ass.
+				as your adoring anal slave, orgasming to the feel of you<<if $PC.dick != 0>> shooting your seed<<else>>r favorite strap-on<</if>> up $his ass.
 			<<else>>
 				warming your bed and devotedly serving your sexual needs with $his anus.
 			<</if>>
@@ -243,7 +243,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				<</if>>
 				<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "buttslut">>
 					<<if $slaves[$i].fetishKnown == 1>>
-						$He @@.hotpink;takes great pleasure@@ in $his rear being used as your personal <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock holster<<else>>plaything<</if>>.
+						$He @@.hotpink;takes great pleasure@@ in $his rear being used as your personal <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock holster<<else>>plaything<</if>>.
 					<<else>>
 						$He @@.hotpink;seems to enjoy@@ anal sex more than the usual slave.
 					<</if>>
@@ -270,7 +270,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				on occasion.
 			<</if>>
 			When you're not using $him, $he <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>rests<<else>>stands<</if>> nearby, waiting silently for your order to present $his asshole.
-			<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+			<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 				<<if canImpreg($slaves[$i], $PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($slaves[$i], _analUse, 1, -1, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
@@ -284,28 +284,28 @@ serves you this week.
 			<<if ($slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken")>>
 				unaware of your intent to use $his mouth.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].trust < -20)>>
-				in terrified compliance with your use of $his <<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>throat<<else>>mouth<</if>>.
+				in terrified compliance with your use of $his <<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>throat<<else>>mouth<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < -20)>>
-				struggling and gagging as you <<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>throatfuck $him<<else>>ride $his face<</if>>.
+				struggling and gagging as you <<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>throatfuck $him<<else>>ride $his face<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 20)>>
-				reluctantly <<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>servicing your cock with $his mouth<<else>>licking your pussy<</if>>.
+				reluctantly <<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>servicing your cock with $his mouth<<else>>licking your pussy<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50)>>
-				obediently <<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>sucking your cock<<else>>eating you out<</if>>.
+				obediently <<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>sucking your cock<<else>>eating you out<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].fetishKnown == 1) && ($slaves[$i].fetish == "cumslut")>>
-				as your adoring oral slave, orgasming when you leave $him with a <<if $PC.dick == 1>>mouth full of cum<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> or a <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>face covered in your pussyjuice<</if>>.
-				<<if $PC.dick == 1 && ($fuckSlaves <= ($PC.sexualEnergy/2 + $PC.balls * $PC.balls))>>
+				as your adoring oral slave, orgasming when you leave $him with a <<if $PC.dick != 0>>mouth full of cum<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> or a <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>face covered in your pussyjuice<</if>>.
+				<<if $PC.dick != 0 && ($fuckSlaves <= ($PC.sexualEnergy/2 + ($PC.balls-3)))>>
 					Your balls produce so much cum for $him that $he has replaced half $his diet with your cum, and you often leave $him dizzy with a face and chest covered in your sticky pearly semen.
-				<<elseif $PC.dick == 1 && ($fuckSlaves <= ($PC.sexualEnergy + $PC.balls * $PC.balls))>>
+				<<elseif $PC.dick != 0 && ($fuckSlaves <= ($PC.sexualEnergy + ($PC.balls-3)))>>
 					Your balls produce enough cum that $he usually gets facials after a mouthful of semen, and $he loves you for it.
 				<<else>>
 					$He usually has to fight for $his share of cum, making sure to milk cum from your urethra <<if $fuckSlaves > 1>>or suck it out of a pussy<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				warming your bed and lavishing devoted attention on your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussy<</if>> with $his loving mouth.
+				warming your bed and lavishing devoted attention on your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>pussy<</if>> with $his loving mouth.
 			<</if>>
 			You have the sexual energy to
 			<<if ($slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken")>>
-				<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>use $his mouth<<else>>make $him eat you out<</if>>
+				<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>use $his mouth<<else>>make $him eat you out<</if>>
 				<<if ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy/2)>>
 					<<set _oralUse = random(21,40)>>
 					several times a day.
@@ -321,7 +321,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				<</if>>
 				$He absentmindedly follows your lead.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].trust >= -20) && ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 20)>>
-				<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>rape $his face<<else>>force $him to eat you out<</if>> $him
+				<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>rape $his face<<else>>force $him to eat you out<</if>> $him
 				<<if ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy/2)>>
 					<<set _oralUse = random(21,40)>>
 					several times a day; the constant
@@ -337,7 +337,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				<</if>>
 				sexual abuse fills $him with @@.mediumorchid;revulsion@@ and @@.gold;fear.@@
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 20)>>
-				<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>use $his mouth<<else>>make $him eat you out<</if>>
+				<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>use $his mouth<<else>>make $him eat you out<</if>>
 				<<if ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy/2)>>
 					<<set _oralUse = random(21,40)>>
 					several times a day; constantly
@@ -353,7 +353,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				<</if>>
 				performing oral on you @@.hotpink;habituates $him@@ to being your sex slave.
 			<<else>>
-				<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>get a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and some pussy licking<</if>> from $him<<else>>let $him eat you out<</if>>
+				<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>get a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and some pussy licking<</if>> from $him<<else>>let $him eat you out<</if>>
 				<<if ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy/2)>>
 					<<set _oralUse = random(21,40)>>
 					several times a day; constantly
@@ -374,15 +374,15 @@ serves you this week.
 					$He's devoted enough to derive emotional closeness from giving you oral, which @@.green;resolves $his hatred of the act.@@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].sexualFlaw = "none">>
 				<</if>>
-				<<if ($slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw == "hates men") && ($PC.dick == 1) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 20)>>
+				<<if ($slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw == "hates men") && ($PC.dick != 0) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 20)>>
 					Spending so much time in close proximity to your dick @@.green;reconciles $him to serving cocks.@@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw = "none">>
-				<<elseif ($slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw == "hates women") && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 20)>>
+				<<elseif ($slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw == "hates women") && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 20)>>
 					Spending so much time in close proximity to your womanhood @@.green;reconciles $him to serving a pussy.@@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw = "none">>
 				<</if>>
 				<<if ($slaves[$i].skill.oral < 100)>>
-					After a lot of time spent <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucking you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eating you out<</if>><<else>>eating you out<</if>>, $his @@.green;oral skill improves.@@
+					After a lot of time spent <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucking you off<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and eating you out<</if>><<else>>eating you out<</if>>, $his @@.green;oral skill improves.@@
 					<<= SkillIncrease.Oral($slaves[$i], _trainingEfficiency)>>
 				<</if>>
 				<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "cumslut">>
@@ -394,7 +394,7 @@ serves you this week.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 2>>
 				<<elseif _fetishChangeChance > random(0,100)>>
 					<<set $slaves[$i].fetishKnown = 1, $slaves[$i].fetishStrength = 10, $slaves[$i].fetish = "cumslut">>
-					$He frequently climaxes with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick in $his mouth<<else>>$his mouth on your cunt<</if>>, learning that giving @@.lightcoral;blowjobs is a lot of fun.@@
+					$He frequently climaxes with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick in $his mouth<<else>>$his mouth on your cunt<</if>>, learning that giving @@.lightcoral;blowjobs is a lot of fun.@@
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 			<<set $slaves[$i].counter.oral += _oralUse, $oralTotal += _oralUse>>
@@ -434,7 +434,7 @@ serves you this week.
 			<</if>>
 			You have the sexual energy to
 			<<if ($slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken")>>
-				<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+				<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 					<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>
 						fuck $his boobs
 					<<else>>
@@ -460,7 +460,7 @@ serves you this week.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].trust >= -20) && ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 20)>>
 				<<if ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy/2)>>
 					<<set _mammaryUse = random(21,40)>>
-					<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+					<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 						<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>
 							fuck $his boobs
 						<<else>>
@@ -473,7 +473,7 @@ serves you this week.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion -= 5, $slaves[$i].trust -= 15>>
 				<<elseif ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy)>>
 					<<set _mammaryUse = random(7,14)>>
-					<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+					<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 						<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>
 							fuck $his boobs
 						<<else>>
@@ -486,7 +486,7 @@ serves you this week.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion -= 3, $slaves[$i].trust -= 9>>
 				<<else>>
 					<<set _mammaryUse = random(3,7)>>
-					<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+					<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 						<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>
 							fuck $his boobs
 						<<else>>
@@ -516,7 +516,7 @@ serves you this week.
 				<</if>>
 				submitting to your games @@.hotpink;habituates $him@@ to being your sex slave.
 			<<else>>
-				<<if ($PC.boobs == 1)>>have mutual mammary intercourse until you both orgasm to nipple stimulation<<else>>have mammary intercourse with $him<</if>>
+				<<if ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>have mutual mammary intercourse until you both orgasm to nipple stimulation<<else>>have mammary intercourse with $him<</if>>
 				<<if ($fuckSlaves <= $PC.sexualEnergy/2)>>
 					<<set _mammaryUse = random(21,40)>>
 					several times a day; constantly
@@ -783,13 +783,13 @@ serves you this week.
 				reluctantly accepting your use of $his dick.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].fetishKnown == 1) && ($slaves[$i].fetish == "submissive")>>
 				as your adoring submissive, seeing to your pleasure with $his shaft.
-			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50 && $PC.vagina == 1)>>
+			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50 && $PC.vagina != -1)>>
 				obediently serving you in the classical way, driving into your womanhood.
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50)>>
 				week obediently serving you by driving into your backdoor.
-			<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1 && ($slaves[$i].career == "a breeding bull" || ($slaves[$i].fetishKnown == 1) && ($slaves[$i].fetish == "pregnancy"))>>
+			<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1 && ($slaves[$i].career == "a breeding bull" || ($slaves[$i].fetishKnown == 1) && ($slaves[$i].fetish == "pregnancy"))>>
 				eagerly driving $his cock into your pussy, thoroughly enjoying fucking pussy bareback and cumming deep inside.
-			<<elseif $PC.vagina == 1>>
+			<<elseif $PC.vagina != -1>>
 				serving you in the classical way, warming your bed and lovingly driving $his shaft into your womanhood.
 			<<else>>
 				serving you in the classical way, warming your bed and lovingly driving $his shaft into your backdoor.
@@ -846,7 +846,7 @@ serves you this week.
 		<</if>>
 		/*check*/
 		<<if ($slaves[$i].fetish != "mindbroken")>>
-			<<if ($slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw == "hates women") && ($PC.title == 0) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.dick == 0) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 20)>>
+			<<if ($slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw == "hates women") && ($PC.title == 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.dick == 0) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 20)>>
 				Spending so much intimate time with an attractive woman @@.green;reconciles $him to serving the fairer sex.@@
 				<<set $slaves[$i].behavioralFlaw = "none">>
 			<</if>>
@@ -868,8 +868,8 @@ serves you this week.
 		<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 4>>
 
 	<<elseif ($slaves[$i].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$i].vagina == 0)>>
-		Since you haven't yet decided to sell or take $his virginity or $his tight little anus, you let $him please you with $his mouth<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick == 1>> and tits<</if>>. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $him keep $his innocence for another week, though $his
-		<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		Since you haven't yet decided to sell or take $his virginity or $his tight little anus, you let $him please you with $his mouth<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick != 0>> and tits<</if>>. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $him keep $his innocence for another week, though $his
+		<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			throat and breasts get a little sore picking up the slack.
 		<<else>>
 			throat gets a little sore doing the work of three holes.
@@ -878,11 +878,11 @@ serves you this week.
 
 	<<elseif ($slaves[$i].vagina == 0)>>
 		Since you haven't yet decided to sell or take $his virginity, you let $him confine $his efforts to $his
-		<<if canDoAnal($slaves[$i]) && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if canDoAnal($slaves[$i]) && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			anus, nipples and mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $his keep $his innocence for another week, though $his butt, boobs and throat get a little sore.
 		<<elseif canDoAnal($slaves[$i])>>
 			anus and mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $his keep $his innocence for another week, though $his butt and throat get a little sore.
-		<<elseif $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<elseif $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			nipples and mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $his keep $his innocence for another week, though $his boobs and throat get a little sore.
 		<<else>>
 			mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $his keep $his innocence for another week, though $his throat gets a little sore.
@@ -891,11 +891,11 @@ serves you this week.
 
 	<<elseif ($slaves[$i].anus == 0)>>
 		Since you haven't yet decided to sell or take $his tight little anus, you let $him confine $his efforts to $his
-		<<if canDoVaginal($slaves[$i]) && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<if canDoVaginal($slaves[$i]) && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			pussy, nipples and mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $him put off taking it up the butt another week, though $his boobs and throat get a little sore.
 		<<elseif canDoVaginal($slaves[$i])>>
 			pussy and mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $him put off taking it up the butt another week, though $his throat gets a little sore.
-		<<elseif $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick == 1>>
+		<<elseif $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable" && $PC.dick != 0>>
 			nipples and mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $him put off taking it up the butt another week, though $his boobs and throat get a little sore.
 		<<else>>
 			mouth. $He is @@.mediumaquamarine;duly grateful@@ you let $him put off taking it up the butt another week, though $his throat gets a little sore.
@@ -931,13 +931,13 @@ serves you this week.
 	<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50)>>
 		$He devotedly accompanies you all week, keeping $his
 		<<if canDoAnal($slaves[$i]) && canDoVaginal($slaves[$i])>>
-			mouth, vagina<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
+			mouth, vagina<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
 		<<elseif ($slaves[$i].vagina == -1) && canDoAnal($slaves[$i])>>
-			mouth<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
+			mouth<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
 		<<elseif ($slaves[$i].vagina > -1) && !canDoVaginal($slaves[$i]) && canDoAnal($slaves[$i])>>
-			mouth<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and, since $his pussy is covered by $his chastity belt, asshole
+			mouth<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and, since $his pussy is covered by $his chastity belt, asshole
 		<<else>>
-			mouth<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>and nipples<</if>>
+			mouth<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>and nipples<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		available for you at all times.
 		<<if canAchieveErection($slaves[$i]) && !($slaves[$i].chastityPenis)>>
@@ -983,13 +983,13 @@ serves you this week.
 	<<elseif ($slaves[$i].trust < -20)>>
 		$He is afraid of you and does $his best to offer you $his
 		<<if canDoAnal($slaves[$i]) && canDoVaginal($slaves[$i])>>
-			mouth, vagina<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
+			mouth, vagina<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
 		<<elseif ($slaves[$i].vagina == -1) && canDoAnal($slaves[$i])>>
-			mouth<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
+			mouth<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and asshole
 		<<elseif ($slaves[$i].vagina > -1) && !canDoVaginal($slaves[$i]) && canDoAnal($slaves[$i])>>
-			mouth<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and, since $his pussy is covered by $his chastity belt, asshole
+			mouth<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>, nipples<</if>> and, since $his pussy is covered by $his chastity belt, asshole
 		<<else>>
-			mouth<<if $PC.dick == 1 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>and nipples<</if>>
+			mouth<<if $PC.dick != 0 && $slaves[$i].nipples == "fuckable">>and nipples<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		to save $himself from worse treatment than mere rape.
 		<<if ($slaves[$i].dick != 0) && canAchieveErection($slaves[$i]) && !($slaves[$i].chastityPenis)>>
@@ -1058,7 +1058,7 @@ serves you this week.
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish != "mindbroken">>
 			<<if ($slaves[$i].skill.oral < 100)>>
-				After a lot of time spent with <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your dick in $his mouth<<else>>$his mouth on your cunt<</if>>, $his @@.green;oral skill improves.@@
+				After a lot of time spent with <<if $PC.dick != 0>>your dick in $his mouth<<else>>$his mouth on your cunt<</if>>, $his @@.green;oral skill improves.@@
 				<<= SkillIncrease.Oral($slaves[$i], _trainingEfficiency)>>
 			<<elseif ($slaves[$i].skill.vaginal < 100) && ($slaves[$i].vagina > 0) && canDoVaginal($slaves[$i])>>
 				After a lot of time spent getting fucked, $his @@.green;vaginal skill improves.@@
@@ -1080,12 +1080,12 @@ serves you this week.
 <</if>>
 
 <<set _cervixPump = 0>>
-<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].cervixImplant == 1 || $slaves[$i].cervixImplant == 3>>
-		<<set _cervixPump += 10*($PC.balls+1)*_vaginalUse>>
+		<<set _cervixPump += 10*($PC.balls-2)*_vaginalUse>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].cervixImplant == 2 || $slaves[$i].cervixImplant == 3>>
-		<<set _cervixPump += 10*($PC.balls+1)*_analUse>>
+		<<set _cervixPump += 10*($PC.balls-2)*_analUse>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1301,12 +1301,12 @@ Keeping $him as nothing but your personal
 		<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if ($slaves[$i].behavioralQuirk == "adores men")>>
-		<<if ($PC.dick == 1)>>
+		<<if ($PC.dick != 0)>>
 		$slaves[$i].slaveName @@.hotpink;adores your company,@@ and is happy to spend time with you, even when you don't have your cock in $him.
 		<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
 		<</if>>
 	<<elseif ($slaves[$i].behavioralQuirk == "adores women")>>
-		<<if ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
+		<<if ($PC.vagina != -1)>>
 		$slaves[$i].slaveName @@.hotpink;adores your company,@@ and is happy to spend time with you, even when you aren't fucking.
 		<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
 		<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saRelationships.tw b/src/uncategorized/saRelationships.tw
index bc459209956..2d3244df36d 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saRelationships.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saRelationships.tw
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 				and does nothing but eat, sleep, and make love to your other fucktoys, $he slowly loses sight of any distinction between emotional attachment and sexual congress. @@.lightgreen;$He's become an emotional slut!@@
 				<<set _SlaveI.relationship = -1>>
 			<<elseif (_SlaveI.assignment == "please you") || (_SlaveI.assignment == "serve in the master suite")>>
-				and spends $his days worshipping your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>cock<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>cunt<</if>>, $he begins to focus more and more of $his happiness on how happy you are. @@.lightgreen;$He's become emotionally bonded to you!@@
+				and spends $his days worshipping your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<</if>>, $he begins to focus more and more of $his happiness on how happy you are. @@.lightgreen;$He's become emotionally bonded to you!@@
 				<<set _SlaveI.relationship = -2>>
 			<<elseif (_SlaveI.assignment == "serve the public") || (_SlaveI.assignment == "serve in the club")>>
 				and $his life is an endless stream of lovers, $he unconsciously loses any sense of emotional attachment outside the intimacy of sex. @@.lightgreen;$He's become an emotional slut!@@
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/scheduledEvent.tw b/src/uncategorized/scheduledEvent.tw
index 64b085dfcee..33d736dbdc2 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/scheduledEvent.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/scheduledEvent.tw
@@ -152,7 +152,7 @@
 		<<run cashX(10000, "event")>>
 		<<goto "Scheduled Event">>
 	<</if>>
-<<elseif $playerBred == 1 && ($PC.preg == 0 || $PC.preg == -1) && $PC.pregWeek == 0 && $PC.vagina == 1>>
+<<elseif $playerBred == 1 && ($PC.preg == 0 || $PC.preg == -1) && $PC.pregWeek == 0 && $PC.vagina >= 1>>
 	<<goto "P insemination">>
 <<elseif ($retiree != 0)>>
 	<<goto "SE retirement">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/schoolroom.tw b/src/uncategorized/schoolroom.tw
index 247a9dfa5de..9c4b5fce230 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/schoolroom.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/schoolroom.tw
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@ $schoolroomNameCaps is well-equipped, with wallscreens to display lessons. These
 
 <<set _Tmult0 = Math.trunc($schoolroom*1000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology)>>
 <br>$schoolroomNameCaps has room to house $schoolroom slaves while they learn. There <<if $SchlRiIDs.length == 1>>is<<else>>are<</if>> currently $SchlRiIDs.length slave<<if $SchlRiIDs.length != 1>>s<</if>> learning in $schoolroomName.
-[[Expand the schoolroom|Schoolroom][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult0), "capEx"), $schoolroom += 5, $PC.engineering += .1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult0)>>//
+[[Expand the schoolroom|Schoolroom][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult0), "capEx"), $schoolroom += 5, $PC.skill.engineering += .1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult0)>>//
 
 <br>
 <<if $schoolroomUpgradeSkills == 1>>
@@ -100,7 +100,7 @@ $schoolroomNameCaps is well-equipped, with wallscreens to display lessons. These
 <<if $schoolroomUpgradeLanguage == 1>>
 	$schoolroomNameCaps boasts state of the art linguistic interfaces that allow it to teach the basics of the arcology's lingua franca with increased success.
 <<else>>
-	$schoolroomNameCaps includes only basic language classes in its curriculum. [[Install advanced linguistic interfaces to efficiently teach the arcology's lingua franca|Schoolroom][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult2), "capEx"), $schoolroomUpgradeLanguage = 1, $PC.hacking += 0.1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult2)>>//
+	$schoolroomNameCaps includes only basic language classes in its curriculum. [[Install advanced linguistic interfaces to efficiently teach the arcology's lingua franca|Schoolroom][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult2), "capEx"), $schoolroomUpgradeLanguage = 1, $PC.skill.hacking += 0.1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult2)>>//
 <</if>>
 
 <br>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seNicaeaAnnouncement.tw b/src/uncategorized/seNicaeaAnnouncement.tw
index cc09f626fcf..183bf55aeb2 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seNicaeaAnnouncement.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seNicaeaAnnouncement.tw
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 <<set $nicaeaAnnounced = 1, $nicaeaPreparation = 1, $nicaeaInvolvement = 0, $nicaeaPower = 1>>
 <<set $nicaeaName = "Council of " + setup.ArcologyNamesChattelReligionist.random()>>
 
-<<if $PC.title == 1>><<set _advocate = "male">><<elseif $PC.dick == 1>><<set _advocate = "futa">><<else>><<set _advocate = "female">><</if>>
+<<if $PC.title == 1>><<set _advocate = "male">><<elseif $PC.dick != 0>><<set _advocate = "futa">><<else>><<set _advocate = "female">><</if>>
 
 Religion is full of politics.
 <br><br>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw b/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw
index 7e6d208dc7f..d192d37eeae 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seRetirement.tw
@@ -5,9 +5,9 @@
 <<set $activeSlave = getSlave($retiree)>>
 <<set _clonedSlave = clone($activeSlave)>>
 <<if SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
-	<<set _playerName = lispReplace($PC.name)>>
+	<<set _playerName = lispReplace($PC.slaveName)>>
 <<else>>
-	<<set _playerName = $PC.name>>
+	<<set _playerName = $PC.slaveName>>
 <</if>>
 <<run Enunciate(_clonedSlave)>>
 <<setLocalPronouns _clonedSlave>>
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@ Your arcology has gained a well-off citizen.
 	<<if (_clonedSlave.fetish == "submissive") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 		Taking the lead as you know $he prefers, you lead $him to a private booth and make love to $him, holding $him down with the gentle but firm grip that never fails to bring $him through a long and gasping climax.
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-		$He <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucks your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eats you out<</if>> right there, eagerly <<if _clonedSlave.vagina > -1>>jilling off<<else>>jacking off<</if>> as $he enjoys your infinitely familiar
+		$He <<if $PC.dick != 0>>sucks your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eats you out<</if>> right there, eagerly <<if _clonedSlave.vagina > -1>>jilling off<<else>>jacking off<</if>> as $he enjoys your infinitely familiar
 		<<if canTaste(_clonedSlave) && canSmell(_clonedSlave)>>
 			taste and scent.
 		<<elseif canTaste(_clonedSlave)>>
@@ -194,11 +194,11 @@ Your arcology has gained a well-off citizen.
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "humiliation") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 		You take $him right there, the humiliation slut getting what $he came to the club to get: an opportunity to orgasm in public with many eyes enjoying the sight of $his pleasure.
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-		Your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick is<<else>>fingers are<</if>> up $his ass in no time, and $he's so primed for anal that $he climaxes with indecent speed. $He begs you to keep fucking $his butt, and you do.
+		Your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick is<<else>>fingers are<</if>> up $his ass in no time, and $he's so primed for anal that $he climaxes with indecent speed. $He begs you to keep fucking $his butt, and you do.
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "boobs") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-		$He grinds shamelessly against you, your hands holding $his breasts just the way you know $he loves them held. Your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>own tits press softly<<else>>manly chest presses<</if>> against $his back as $he cranes back to kiss you.
+		$He grinds shamelessly against you, your hands holding $his breasts just the way you know $he loves them held. Your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>own tits press softly<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest presses<<else>>manly chest presses<</if>> against $his back as $he cranes back to kiss you.
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "pregnancy") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-		$He begs shamelessly for your seed, right here and right now, and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>you give it to $him, producing the usual perverted orgasm as $he feels it inside $him.<<else>>as usual, $he doesn't care that the phallus you fuck $him with is actually a strap-on. $He manages to pretend it's a cock knocking $him up.<</if>>
+		$He begs shamelessly for your seed, right here and right now, and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>you give it to $him, producing the usual perverted orgasm as $he feels it inside $him.<<else>>as usual, $he doesn't care that the phallus you fuck $him with is actually a strap-on. $He manages to pretend it's a cock knocking $him up.<</if>>
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "dom") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 		After some mutually aggressive dancing that leaves you both panting and sweaty, you work together to attract another free dancer, a _girlU who _clonedSlave.slaveName had $his eye on already. Before long, the poor _girlU is screaming with orgasm in a private booth as you take _himU together.
 	<<elseif (_clonedSlave.fetish == "sadist") && (_clonedSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
@@ -349,7 +349,7 @@ and, a disturbingly short time later, there is a new Fuckdoll, a humanoid figure
 <<link "Fuck it">>
 	<<setNonlocalPronouns $seeDicks>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		You enter a command, and the Fuckdoll instantly
 		<<if hasAnyLegs(_clonedSlave)>>
 			collapses to its knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw
index 95ebf5e172c..ca82cf0921f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw
@@ -994,24 +994,24 @@
 
 	There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname)>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname)>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give them both your surname too">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
 				<<set _c = 0>>
 				You also proclaim
-				<<if _slave1.surname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<if _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 2>>
-				<<elseif _slave1.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					_slave1.slaveName Mrs. _slave1.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<elseif _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					_slave1.slaveName Mrs. _slave1.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 1>>
-				<<elseif _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					_slave2.slaveName Mrs. _slave2.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<elseif _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					_slave2.slaveName Mrs. _slave2.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 1>>
 				<</if>>
-				The new Mrs. <<print $PC.surname>><<if _c > 1>>s<</if>> hear<<if _c == 1>>s<</if>> this, of course, and
-				<<if (_slave1.surname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname) && ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken" && _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken") || (_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175 && _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave2.devotion < -20) || (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.devotion >= -20))>>
+				The new Mrs. <<print $PC.slaveSurname>><<if _c > 1>>s<</if>> hear<<if _c == 1>>s<</if>> this, of course, and
+				<<if (_slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname) && ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken" && _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken") || (_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175 && _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave2.devotion < -20) || (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.devotion >= -20))>>
 					<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 						show no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to them now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 					<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
@@ -1024,7 +1024,7 @@
 						nod acceptingly. Your will is their will, after all.
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					<<if _c > 1 && _slave1.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _c > 1 && _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 							<<if _c < 1>>_slave1.slaveName <</if>>shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 						<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
@@ -1037,10 +1037,10 @@
 							<<if _c < 1>>_slave1.slaveName <</if>>nods acceptingly. Your will is $his will, after all.
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
-					<<if _c > 1 && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _c > 1 && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						_slave2.slaveName, meanwhile,
 					<</if>>
-					<<if _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 							shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to _him2 now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 						<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
@@ -1054,7 +1054,7 @@
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
-				<<set _slave1.slaveSurname = $PC.surname, _slave2.slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set _slave1.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname, _slave2.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 			<</replace>>
 		<</link>>
 		</span>
@@ -1063,39 +1063,39 @@
 
 	<<if ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken") && (_slave2.fetish == "mindbroken")) || ((_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175) && (_slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)) || ((_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.devotion >= -20))>>
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-			Both slaves are mindbroken, so you gather them up and hold them in front of you, pulling their panties off as you do. They follows your motions like ragdolls. You maneuver your dick inside _slave1.slaveName first while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You pull _him2 in, pushing your dick into _his2 <<if (_slave2.mpreg == 1 && _slave2.anus == 0) || (_slave2.vagina == 0)>>virgin <<elseif (_slave2.mpreg == 1 && _slave2.anus == 1) || (_slave2.vagina == 1)>>tight <</if>><<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He doesn't respond, and _his2 reaction when you fill _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg>>ass<<else>>pussy<</if>> with more jizz to @@.green;more applause from your guests@@ is entirely mechanical. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+			Both slaves are mindbroken, so you gather them up and hold them in front of you, pulling their panties off as you do. They follows your motions like ragdolls. You maneuver your dick inside _slave1.slaveName first while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You pull _him2 in, pushing your dick into _his2 <<if (_slave2.mpreg == 1 && _slave2.anus == 0) || (_slave2.vagina == 0)>>virgin <<elseif (_slave2.mpreg == 1 && _slave2.anus == 1) || (_slave2.vagina == 1)>>tight <</if>><<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He doesn't respond, and _his2 reaction when you fill _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg>>ass<<else>>pussy<</if>> with more jizz to @@.green;more applause from your guests@@ is entirely mechanical. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
-			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to their feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks their hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>also <</if>><<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>pick _him2 up and <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ This cemented the idea that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he's also special to you@@ in _his2 mind. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to their feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks their hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>also <</if>><<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>pick _him2 up and <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ This cemented the idea that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he's also special to you@@ in _his2 mind. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
-			The slaves are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity. You've already moved on to _slave2.slaveName, however. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their efforts to defy you.
+			The slaves are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity. You've already moved on to _slave2.slaveName, however. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their efforts to defy you.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
-			The <<if _slave1.pronoun == _slave2.pronoun>><<= $girl>>s<<else>>slaves<</if>> are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly. You then turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their protesting.
+			The <<if _slave1.pronoun == _slave2.pronoun>><<= $girl>>s<<else>>slaves<</if>> are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly. You then turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their protesting.
 		<<else>>
-			Your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>>-to-be aren't particularly excited about what's coming, but they're fully prepared for it and have accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<if $wife == _wife2>>$wife<<else>>spouse<</if>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather _slave1.slaveName.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, their mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's just another part of being your slave. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>also <</if>><<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>pick _him2 up, then <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+			Your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>>-to-be aren't particularly excited about what's coming, but they're fully prepared for it and have accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<if $wife == _wife2>>$wife<<else>>spouse<</if>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather _slave1.slaveName.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, their mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's just another part of being your slave. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>also <</if>><<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>pick _him2 up, then <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-			_slave1.slaveName is mindbroken, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
+			_slave1.slaveName is mindbroken, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
-			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
+			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
-			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull <<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>$his _knees1<<else>>$him<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation. $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
+			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull <<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>$his _knees1<<else>>$him<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation. $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
-			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly.
+			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his _knees1 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly.
 		<<else>>
-			_slave1.slaveName isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but $he's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= $wife>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it is what it is. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
+			_slave1.slaveName isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but $he's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= $wife>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees1 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave1)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it is what it is. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
 		<</if>>
 		Then, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName.
 		<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-			_He2 is mindbroken, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull _his2 _knees2 up to give your guests a good view as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. _He2 is left to face them, staring off into space. Though _he2 faces the crowd, _his2 mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to _him2. _He2 twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming robotically to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
+			_He2 is mindbroken, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull _his2 _knees2 up to give your guests a good view as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. _He2 is left to face them, staring off into space. Though _he2 faces the crowd, _his2 mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to _him2. _He2 twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming robotically to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
-			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 _knees2 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave2)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. _He2 is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that _he2's special to you.@@ _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming _him2self to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
+			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 _knees2 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave2)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. _He2 is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that _he2's special to you.@@ _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming _him2self to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20>>
-			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>> Then you pull _his2 _knees2 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, faking an orgasm to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
+			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>> Then you pull _his2 _knees2 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, faking an orgasm to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20>>
-			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>> Then you pull _his2 _knees2 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in _his2 lower belly.
+			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>> Then you pull _his2 _knees2 up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in _his2 lower belly.
 		<<else>>
-			_He2 isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but _he2's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= _wife2>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 _knees2 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave2)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it is what it is. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
+			_He2 isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but _he2's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= _wife2>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 _knees2 and drawing <<if hasBothLegs(_slave2)>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it is what it is. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
 		<</if>>
 		You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation<<if (_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)>>, despite their protests<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>, despite _slave1.slaveName's <<if _slave1.trust > 20>>efforts to defy you<<else>>protests<</if>><<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20>>, despite _slave2.slaveName's <<if _slave2.trust > 20>>efforts to defy you<<else>>protests<</if>><</if>>.
 	<</if>>
@@ -1486,7 +1486,7 @@
 			There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
 			/* TODO: marked for rewrite */
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, and by the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, and by the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
 			/* TODO: rewrite for slaves that can't walk */
 			They spent the day before resting and preparing themselves, and this was a necessary precaution. They spend most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that they'll be bound to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> from this day onward, so they must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName spend hours with numerous cocks inside them, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, they're extracted and taken off to be bathed.
@@ -1514,7 +1514,7 @@
 			There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
 			/* TODO: marked for rewrite */
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, and by the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with their breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, and by the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with their breathing.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
 			/* TODO: rewrite for slaves that can't walk */
 			They spent the day before resting and trying to ready themselves, and this was a necessary precaution. They spend most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that they'll be bound to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> from this day onward, so they must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName spend hours with numerous cocks inside them, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, they're extracted and taken off to be bathed.
@@ -1542,7 +1542,7 @@
 			There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
 			/* TODO: marked for rewrite */
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing. They squirms slightly in their sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around them.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing. They squirms slightly in their sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around them.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
 			/* TODO: rewrite for slaves that can't walk */
 			They spent the day before resting and crying to themselves, and this was a necessary precaution. They spend most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that they'll be bound to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> from this day onward, so they must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName spend hours with numerous cocks inside them, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, they're extracted and taken off to be bathed.
@@ -1570,7 +1570,7 @@
 			There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
 			/* TODO: marked for rewrite */
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing.
 		<<else>>
 			/* TODO: rewrite for slaves that can't walk */
 			They spent the day before resting and reluctantly preparing themselves, and this was a necessary precaution. They spend most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, moaning and wincing as they takes cock after cock. The theory is that they'll be bound to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> from this day onward, so they must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's lack of passion. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName spend hours with numerous cocks inside them, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, they're extracted and taken off to be bathed.
@@ -1609,25 +1609,25 @@
 			<br><br>
 			$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and _slave1.skin, and is led to you for the ceremony by another slave. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He can't conceal $his tiredness, and leans against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave1)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
 			_slave1.slaveName spent the day before resting and preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
 			$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of $himself for getting through all that. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and _slave1.skin, and comes confidently to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well-traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal how ready to sleep $he is, but $he leans against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave1)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
 			_slave1.slaveName spent the day before resting and trying to ready $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
 			$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and annoyed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and _slave1.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, glaring at you the whole time. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness and look stronger than $he is, choosing to struggle to stand instead of leaning against you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave1)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
 			_slave1.slaveName spent the day before resting and crying to $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
 			$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and depressed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and _slave1.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, just wanting it to be over. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness out of fear of punishment, and $he leans against you for support despite $his feelings on the wedding and you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave1)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 		<<else>>
 			_slave1.slaveName spent the day before resting and reluctantly preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, moaning and wincing as $he takes cock after cock. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's lack of passion. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
@@ -1641,25 +1641,25 @@
 			<br><br>
 			_He2 returns shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. _He2's naked still, _his2 skin clean and _slave2.skin, and is led to you for the ceremony by another slave. The only evident signs that _he2's had sex with more than a hundred people today is _his2 ass, which looks rather well traveled, and _his2 tiredness. _He2 can't conceal _his2 tiredness, and leans against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for _him2, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave2)>>on a cord around _his2 neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _his2 finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, and by the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, and by the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
 			spent the day before resting and preparing _himself2, and this was a necessary precaution. _He2 spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that _he2'll be bound to you as your slave _wife2 from this day onward, so _he2 must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave2.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside _him2, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, _he2's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
 			_He2 returns shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of _himself2 for getting through all that. _He2's naked still, _his2 skin clean and _slave2.skin, and comes confidently to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that _he2's had sex with more than a hundred people today is _his2 ass, which looks rather well-traveled, and _his2 tiredness. _He2 does _his2 best to conceal how ready to sleep _he2 is, but _he2 leans against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for _him2, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave2)>>on a cord around _his2 neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _his2 finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, and by the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, and by the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20>>
 			spent the day before resting and trying to ready _himself2, and this was a necessary precaution. _He2 spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that _he2'll be bound to you as your slave _wife2 from this day onward, so _he2 must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave2.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside _him2, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, _he2's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
 			_He2 returns shortly, looking exhausted and annoyed. _He2's naked still, _his2 skin clean and _slave2.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, glaring at you the whole time. The only evident signs that _he2's had sex with more than a hundred people today is _his2 ass, which looks rather well traveled, and _his2 tiredness. _He2 does _his2 best to conceal _his2 tiredness and look stronger than _he2 is, choosing to struggle to stand instead of leaning against you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for _him2, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave2)>>on a cord around _his2 neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _his2 finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing. _He2 squirms slightly in _his2 sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around _him2.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing. _He2 squirms slightly in _his2 sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around _him2.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20>>
 			spent the day before resting and crying to _himself2, and this was a necessary precaution. _He2 spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that _he2'll be bound to you as your slave _wife2 from this day onward, so _he2 must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave2.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside _him2, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, _he2's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
 			_He2 returns shortly, looking exhausted and depressed. _He2's naked still, _his2 skin clean and _slave2.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, just wanting it to be over. The only evident signs that _he2's had sex with more than a hundred people today is _his2 ass, which looks rather well traveled, and _his2 tiredness. _He2 does _his2 best to conceal _his2 tiredness out of fear of punishment, and _he2 leans against you for support despite _his2 feelings on the wedding and you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for _him2, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms(_slave2)>>on a cord around _his2 neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _his2 finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
-			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing.
+			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time _he2's home, _he2's fast asleep. You set _him2 gently down on the bed and curl up behind _him2, feeling the animal warmth of _his2 body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with _his2 breathing.
 		<<else>>
 			spent the day before resting and reluctantly preparing _himself2, and this was a necessary precaution. _He2 spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, moaning and wincing as _he2 takes cock after cock. The theory is that _he2'll be bound to you as your slave _wife2 from this day onward, so _he2 must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's lack of passion. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave2.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside _him2, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, _he2's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
@@ -1669,24 +1669,24 @@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname)>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname)>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give them both your surname too">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
 				<<set _c = 0>>
 				You also proclaim
-				<<if _slave1.surname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<if _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 2>>
-				<<elseif _slave1.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					_slave1.slaveName Mrs. _slave1.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<elseif _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					_slave1.slaveName Mrs. _slave1.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 1>>
-				<<elseif _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					_slave2.slaveName Mrs. _slave2.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<elseif _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					_slave2.slaveName Mrs. _slave2.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 1>>
 				<</if>>
-				The new Mrs. <<print $PC.surname>><<if _c > 1>>s<</if>> hear<<if _c == 1>>s<</if>> this, of course, and
-				<<if (_slave1.surname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname) && ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken" && _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken") || (_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175 && _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave2.devotion < -20) || (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.devotion >= -20))>>
+				The new Mrs. <<print $PC.slaveSurname>><<if _c > 1>>s<</if>> hear<<if _c == 1>>s<</if>> this, of course, and
+				<<if (_slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname) && ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken" && _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken") || (_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175 && _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave2.devotion < -20) || (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.devotion >= -20))>>
 					<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 						show no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to them now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 					<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
@@ -1699,7 +1699,7 @@
 						nod acceptingly. Your will is their will, after all.
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					<<if _c > 1 && _slave1.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _c > 1 && _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 							<<if _c < 1>>_slave1.slaveName <</if>>shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 						<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
@@ -1712,10 +1712,10 @@
 							<<if _c < 1>>_slave1.slaveName <</if>>nods acceptingly. Your will is $his will, after all.
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
-					<<if _c > 1 && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _c > 1 && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						_slave2.slaveName, meanwhile,
 					<</if>>
-					<<if _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 							shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to _him2 now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 						<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
@@ -1729,7 +1729,7 @@
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
-				<<set _slave1.slaveSurname = $PC.surname, _slave2.slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set _slave1.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname, _slave2.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 			<</replace>>
 		<</link>>
 		</span>
@@ -2296,33 +2296,33 @@
 	<</if>>
 	There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname)>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname)>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give them both your surname too">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
 				<<set _c = 0, _h = 0>>
 				You also proclaim
-				<<if _slave1.surname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<if _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 2>>
 					<<if canHear(_slave1) && canHear(_slave2)>>
 						<<set _h += 2>>
 					<</if>>
-				<<elseif _slave1.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					_slave1.slaveName Mrs. _slave1.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<elseif _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					_slave1.slaveName Mrs. _slave1.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 1>>
 					<<if canHear(_slave1)>>
 						<<set _h += 1>>
 					<</if>>
-				<<elseif _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
-					_slave2.slaveName Mrs. _slave2.slaveName $PC.surname.
+				<<elseif _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
+					_slave2.slaveName Mrs. _slave2.slaveName $PC.slaveSurname.
 					<<set _c += 1>>
 					<<if canHear(_slave2)>>
 						<<set _h += 1>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
-				The new Mrs. <<print $PC.surname>><<if _c > 1>>s<</if>> <<if _h > 0>>hear<<else>>understand<</if>><<if _c == 1>>s<</if>> this, of course, and
-				<<if (_slave1.surname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname) && ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken" && _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken") || (_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175 && _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave2.devotion < -20) || (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.devotion >= -20))>>
+				The new Mrs. <<print $PC.slaveSurname>><<if _c > 1>>s<</if>> <<if _h > 0>>hear<<else>>understand<</if>><<if _c == 1>>s<</if>> this, of course, and
+				<<if (_slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname) && ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken" && _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken") || (_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175 && _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave2.devotion < -20) || (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.devotion >= -20))>>
 					<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 						show no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to them now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 					<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
@@ -2335,7 +2335,7 @@
 						nod acceptingly. Your will is their will, after all.
 					<</if>>
 				<<else>>
-					<<if _c > 1 && _slave1.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _c > 1 && _slave1.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 							<<if _c < 1>>_slave1.slaveName <</if>>shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 						<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
@@ -2348,10 +2348,10 @@
 							<<if _c < 1>>_slave1.slaveName <</if>>nods acceptingly. Your will is $his will, after all.
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
-					<<if _c > 1 && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _c > 1 && _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						_slave2.slaveName, meanwhile,
 					<</if>>
-					<<if _slave2.surname != $PC.surname>>
+					<<if _slave2.surname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 						<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 							shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to _him2 now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
 						<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
@@ -2365,49 +2365,49 @@
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
-				<<set _slave1.slaveSurname = $PC.surname, _slave2.slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set _slave1.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname, _slave2.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 			<</replace>>
 		<</link>>
 		</span>
 	<</if>>
-	<br><br> Then, you flip their veils over their heads so they can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>> in front of your guests, as the ceremony requires.
+	<br><br> Then, you flip their veils over their heads so they can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>> in front of your guests, as the ceremony requires.
 	<<if ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken") && (_slave2.fetish == "mindbroken")) || ((_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175) && (_slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)) || ((_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.devotion >= -20))>>
 		They approach their task
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-			with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _slave1.slaveName's throat<<else>>covering _slave1.slaveName's face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They absentmindedly rests their head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
+			with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _slave1.slaveName's throat<<else>>covering _slave1.slaveName's face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They absentmindedly rests their head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
-			<<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _slave1.slaveName's throat<<else>>covering _slave1.slaveName's face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, staring up at you. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
+			<<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _slave1.slaveName's throat<<else>>covering _slave1.slaveName's face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, staring up at you. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
-			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _slave1.slaveName's head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They look up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
+			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _slave1.slaveName's head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They look up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
-			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _slave1.slaveName's head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They look up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do them. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
+			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _slave1.slaveName's head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They look up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do them. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
 		<<else>>
-			with a will. They approaches their task <<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down their throat<<else>>covering their face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They look up at you, their eyes unsure. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
+			with a will. They approaches their task <<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down their throat<<else>>covering their face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They look up at you, their eyes unsure. /* TODO: will need a rewrite*/
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		_slave1.slaveName is first. $He approaches $his task
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-			with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He absentmindedly rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
+			with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He absentmindedly rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
-			<<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, staring up at you.
+			<<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, staring up at you.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
-			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
+			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
-			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
+			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
 		<<else>>
-			with a will. $He approaches $his task <<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you, $his eyes unsure.
+			with a will. $He approaches $his task <<if (_slave1.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you, $his eyes unsure.
 		<</if>>
 		Next, it's _slave2.slaveName's turn. _He2 takes on _his2 task
 		<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-			with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 absentmindedly rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
+			with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 absentmindedly rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
-			<<if (_slave2.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, staring up at you.
+			<<if (_slave2.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 rests _his2 head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle _him2 in your arms, staring up at you.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20>>
-			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _his2 head and facefuck _him2 instead. _He2 gags and sputters, tears running down _his2 cheeks, as you violate _his2 mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
+			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _his2 head and facefuck _him2 instead. _He2 gags and sputters, tears running down _his2 cheeks, as you violate _his2 mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20>>
-			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _his2 head and facefuck _him2 instead. _He2 gags and sputters, tears running down _his2 cheeks, as you violate _his2 mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
+			with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab _his2 head and facefuck _him2 instead. _He2 gags and sputters, tears running down _his2 cheeks, as you violate _his2 mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2 to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
 		<<else>>
-			with a will. _He2 approaches _his2 task <<if (_slave2.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2wiv to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 looks up at you, _his2 eyes unsure.
+			with a will. _He2 approaches _his2 task <<if (_slave2.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down _his2 throat<<else>>covering _his2 face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave _wife2wiv to carry _him2 back into the master bedroom. _He2 looks up at you, _his2 eyes unsure.
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingSingle.tw b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingSingle.tw
index 1edd9935c7b..1a70f934771 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingSingle.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingSingle.tw
@@ -406,11 +406,11 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spent $his time
 	<</if>>
 	There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname != $PC.surname>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give $him your surname too">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
-				<<set $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 				You also proclaim your new slave $wife $slaves[_wedS].slaveName $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname. The new Mrs. $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname <<if canHear($slaves[_wedS])>>hears<<else>>understands<</if>> this, of course, and
 				<<if $slaves[_wedS].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 					shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
@@ -429,15 +429,15 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spent $his time
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	<<if $slaves[_wedS].fetish == "mindbroken">>
-		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName is mindbroken, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his _knees up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName is mindbroken, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his _knees up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion+$slaves[_wedS].trust >= 175>>
-		Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees and drawing <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+		Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees and drawing <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion < -20 && $slaves[_wedS].trust > 20>>
-		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>> Then you pull $his _knees to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity. You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite $his efforts to defy you.
+		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>> Then you pull $his _knees to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity. You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite $his efforts to defy you.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion < -20>>
-		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>> Then you pull $his _knees to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly. You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite $his protesting.
+		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>> Then you pull $his _knees to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if $slaves[_wedS].mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly. You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite $his protesting.
 	<<else>>
-		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but $he's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= $wife>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees and drawing <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it is what it is. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+		$slaves[_wedS].slaveName isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but $he's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= $wife>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs > 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his _knees and drawing <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it is what it is. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ You'll fuck $him repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 	<</if>>
 	<<set $slaves[_wedS].preg = 1, $slaves[_wedS].pregKnown = 1, $slaves[_wedS].pregWeek = 1>>
 	<<set $slaves[_wedS].pregType = setPregType($slaves[_wedS])>>
@@ -554,25 +554,25 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spent $his time
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $slaves[_wedS].skin, and is led to you for the ceremony by another slave. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He can't conceal $his tiredness, and leans against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[_wedS])>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion+$slaves[_wedS].trust >= 175>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of $himself for getting through all that. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $slaves[_wedS].skin, and comes confidently to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well-traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal how ready to sleep $he is, but $he leans against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[_wedS])>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion < -20 && $slaves[_wedS].trust > 20>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and trying to ready $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and annoyed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $slaves[_wedS].skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, glaring at you the whole time. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness and look stronger than $he is, choosing to struggle to stand instead of leaning against you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[_wedS])>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion < -20>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and crying to $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and depressed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $slaves[_wedS].skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, just wanting it to be over. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness out of fear of punishment, and $he leans against you for support despite $his feelings on the wedding and you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[_wedS])>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<else>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and reluctantly preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, moaning and wincing as $he takes cock after cock. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's lack of passion. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
@@ -581,11 +581,11 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spent $his time
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against you, so tired that $he's grateful for the break from standing. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<</if>>
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname != $PC.surname>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give $him your surname as well">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
-				<<set $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 				You also proclaim your new slave $wife $slaves[_wedS].slaveName $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname. The new Mrs. $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname <<if canHear($slaves[_wedS])>>hears<<else>>understands<</if>> this, of course, and
 				<<if $slaves[_wedS].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 					shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now.
@@ -787,11 +787,11 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spent $his time
 	<br><br>
 	When $he's in front of you, <<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[_wedS])>>the slave carrying $his <<if isAmputee($slaves[_wedS])>>limbless<<else>>legless<</if>> torso sets $him down on the floor in front of you and props $him up so $his head is level with your crotch<<else>>$he gets down on $his _knees so $his head is level with your crotch<</if>>. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[_wedS])>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname != $PC.surname>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give $him your surname">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
-				<<set $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 				You also proclaim your new slave $wife $slaves[_wedS].slaveName $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname. The new Mrs. $slaves[_wedS].slaveSurname <<if canHear($slaves[_wedS])>>hears<<else>>understands<</if>> this, of course, and
 				<<if $slaves[_wedS].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 					shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
@@ -808,17 +808,17 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, $slaves[_wedS].slaveName spent $his time
 		<</link>>
 		</span>
 	<</if>>
-	<br><br> Then, you flip $his veil over $his head so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>> in front of your guests, as the ceremony requires. $He approaches $his task
+	<br><br> Then, you flip $his veil over $his head so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>> in front of your guests, as the ceremony requires. $He approaches $his task
 	<<if $slaves[_wedS].fetish == "mindbroken">>
-		with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He absentmindedly rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
+		with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He absentmindedly rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion+$slaves[_wedS].trust >= 175>>
-		<<if ($slaves[_wedS].fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, staring up at you.
+		<<if ($slaves[_wedS].fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, staring up at you.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion < -20 && $slaves[_wedS].trust > 20>>
-		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
+		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
 	<<elseif $slaves[_wedS].devotion < -20>>
-		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
+		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
 	<<else>>
-		with a will. $He approaches $his task <<if ($slaves[_wedS].fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you, $his eyes unsure.
+		with a will. $He approaches $his task <<if ($slaves[_wedS].fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you, $his eyes unsure.
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $slaves[_wedS].relationship != 0>>
 		<<if $slaves[_wedS].devotion+$slaves[_wedS].trust >= 175>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw
index 0b9fad6c326..29552eb99e4 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw
@@ -75,25 +75,25 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and is led to you for the ceremony by another slave. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He can't conceal $his tiredness, and leans against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of $himself for getting through all that. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes confidently to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well-traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal how ready to sleep $he is, but $he leans against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20 && $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and trying to ready $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and annoyed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, glaring at you the whole time. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness and look stronger than $he is, choosing to struggle to stand instead of leaning against you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and crying to $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
 		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and depressed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, just wanting it to be over. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness out of fear of punishment, and $he leans against you for support despite $his feelings on the wedding and you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
-		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
+		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<else>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and reluctantly preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, moaning and wincing as $he takes cock after cock. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's lack of passion. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
@@ -102,11 +102,11 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against you, so tired that $he's grateful for the break from standing. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<</if>>
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && $activeSlave.slaveSurname != $PC.surname>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && $activeSlave.slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give $him your surname as well">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
-				<<set $activeSlave.slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set $activeSlave.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 				You also proclaim your new slave $wife $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname. The new Mrs. $activeSlave.slaveSurname <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>understands<</if>> this, of course, and
 				<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 					shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now.
@@ -309,11 +309,11 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>
 	<br><br>
 	When $he's in front of you, <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>the slave carrying $his <<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>>limbless<<else>>legless<</if>> torso sets $him down on the floor in front of you and props $him up so $his head is level with your crotch<<else>>$he gets down on $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> so $his head is level with your crotch<</if>>. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
-	<<if $PC.surname && $activeSlave.slaveSurname != $PC.surname>>
+	<<if $PC.slaveSurname && $activeSlave.slaveSurname != $PC.slaveSurname>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
 		<<link "Give $him your surname">>
 			<<replace "#surnaming">>
-				<<set $activeSlave.slaveSurname = $PC.surname>>
+				<<set $activeSlave.slaveSurname = $PC.slaveSurname>>
 				You also proclaim your new slave $wife $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname. The new Mrs. $activeSlave.slaveSurname <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>understands<</if>> this, of course, and
 				<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 					shows no reaction. Like many things, names mean nothing to $him now. Your guests, on the other hand, appreciate the gift.
@@ -330,17 +330,17 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>
 		<</link>>
 		</span>
 	<</if>>
-	<br><br> Then, you flip $his veil over $his head so $he can <<if $PC.dick == 1>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>eat you out<</if>> in front of your guests, as the ceremony requires. $He approaches $his task
+	<br><br> Then, you flip $his veil over $his head so $he can <<if $PC.dick != 0>>suck your dick<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>eat you out<</if>> in front of your guests, as the ceremony requires. $He approaches $his task
 	<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken">>
-		with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He absentmindedly rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
+		with robotic obedience. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He absentmindedly rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, gazing up at you with empty eyes.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, staring up at you.
+		<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>with a will<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves @@.green;applaud at the consummation,@@ or rather, at the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs >= 300>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, staring up at you.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20 && $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
-		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
+		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, hate-filled eyes, blaming you for everything that has happened so far.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20>>
-		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
+		with apprehension, so much so that things are taking too long, so you grab $his head and facefuck $him instead. $He gags and sputters, tears running down $his cheeks, as you violate $his mouth publicly. You climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you with fearful, tear-filled eyes as if pleading for you not to do this.
 	<<else>>
-		with a will. $He approaches $his task <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick == 1>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you, $his eyes unsure.
+		with a will. $He approaches $his task <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut")>>enthusiastically<<else>>obediently<</if>>, and you climax promptly, <<if $PC.dick != 0>>shooting your cum down $his throat<<else>>covering $his face in girlcum<</if>>. Your guests and their attendant slaves applaud at the consummation, or rather, the first stage of the consummation. The balance will take place privately, however, and you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He looks up at you, $his eyes unsure.
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.relationship != 0>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/sellSlave.tw b/src/uncategorized/sellSlave.tw
index 05cecf77099..7e74990ea0b 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/sellSlave.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/sellSlave.tw
@@ -209,7 +209,7 @@ A reputable slave appraiser arrives promptly to inspect $him and certify $his qu
 	<</if>>
 	I have examined your slave in accordance with the Book.
 <<case "Elite">>
-	a member of the Societal Elite you are familiar with greets you respectfully and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>tosses you a wink as she pats her rounded belly. "He's doing well.<<else>>calms her kicking child so she can continue. "Think he'll look as good as his father?<</if>> Anyway, as I'm sure you know, <<= properTitle()>>," she says as she uses curt instructions to direct $activeSlave.slaveName, "appraisals are based on a slave's potential worth as a toy, with modifiers for special characteristics." She scrolls down the list. "I'll just mention the interesting ones.
+	a member of the Societal Elite you are familiar with greets you respectfully and <<if $PC.dick != 0>>tosses you a wink as she pats her rounded belly. "He's doing well.<<else>>calms her kicking child so she can continue. "Think he'll look as good as his father?<</if>> Anyway, as I'm sure you know, <<= properTitle()>>," she says as she uses curt instructions to direct $activeSlave.slaveName, "appraisals are based on a slave's potential worth as a toy, with modifiers for special characteristics." She scrolls down the list. "I'll just mention the interesting ones.
 <<case "futa">>
 	a curvy, middle aged, and quite attractive woman wearing a tank top and yoga pants greets you cheerfully and turns to the slave. As she does, you can't help but notice that the yoga pants make it obvious she has a penis almost as long as one of her forearms. She makes notes on a tablet, flipping through videos that display the slave in action as she works. "<<= properTitle()>>, I'm, like, sorry to have to say this to you since I know you know it better than I do, but it's the script, you know? Anyway appraisals are based on a slave's potential performance as a public slut, with modifiers for special characteristics." She makes notes. "I'll just mention the significant ones.
 <<case "businesswoman">>
@@ -716,7 +716,7 @@ A reputable slave appraiser arrives promptly to inspect $him and certify $his qu
 	<<case "futa">>
 		That's all. Thanks! Cute $girl." She goes, but pauses in the doorway to give you a little wave.
 	<<case "Elite">>
-		That's all. <<if $PC.dick == 1>>See you around! Have to have a few other guy's kids before we can have some more fun, but I'll keep you in mind!<<else>>See you around, we'll have to go drinking after I'm done sometime!<</if>>" She waves as she leaves.
+		That's all. <<if $PC.dick != 0>>See you around! Have to have a few other guy's kids before we can have some more fun, but I'll keep you in mind!<<else>>See you around, we'll have to go drinking after I'm done sometime!<</if>>" She waves as she leaves.
 	<<case "businesswoman">>
 		That will be all. Thank you, and good day." She bows curtly and goes.
 	<<case "slaver">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/servantsQuarters.tw b/src/uncategorized/servantsQuarters.tw
index b0ab1201b9c..136ff5ae9eb 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/servantsQuarters.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/servantsQuarters.tw
@@ -83,14 +83,14 @@ $servantsQuartersNameCaps
 
 <<set _Tmult0 = Math.trunc($servantsQuarters*1000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology)>>
 <br>$servantsQuartersNameCaps has room to keep $servantsQuarters slaves while they serve. There <<if $ServQiIDs.length == 1>>is<<else>>are<</if>> currently $ServQiIDs.length slave<<if $ServQiIDs.length != 1>>s<</if>> serving in $servantsQuartersName.
-[[Expand the Servants' Quarters|Servants' Quarters][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult0), "capEx"), $servantsQuarters += 5, $PC.engineering += .1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult0)>>//
+[[Expand the Servants' Quarters|Servants' Quarters][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult0), "capEx"), $servantsQuarters += 5, $PC.skill.engineering += .1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult0)>>//
 
 <br>
 <<if $servantsQuartersUpgradeMonitoring == 1>>
 	The quarters have been upgraded with enhanced monitoring systems to make the servants work harder, improving their obedience and efficiency.
 <<else>>
 	<<set _Tmult1 = Math.trunc(10000*$upgradeMultiplierArcology*$HackingSkillMultiplier)>>
-	The quarters are standard. [[Upgrade the monitoring systems to force harder work|Servants' Quarters][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult1), "capEx"), $servantsQuartersUpgradeMonitoring = 1, $PC.hacking += 0.1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult1)>> and will increase upkeep costs//
+	The quarters are standard. [[Upgrade the monitoring systems to force harder work|Servants' Quarters][cashX(forceNeg(_Tmult1), "capEx"), $servantsQuartersUpgradeMonitoring = 1, $PC.skill.hacking += 0.1]] //Costs <<print cashFormat(_Tmult1)>> and will increase upkeep costs//
 <</if>>
 
 <<if $servantMilkers == 1>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/shops.tw b/src/uncategorized/shops.tw
index 1f8629b505d..5c06ee8e39f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/shops.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/shops.tw
@@ -15,19 +15,19 @@ This is a section of the promenade
 	<span id="result"><<link "Put in an appearance">><<replace "#result">>You decide to stop in at one of these establishments, and of course your money's no good. You're welcomed with considerable bonhomie, and much less formality than you usually receive at social events in your arcology. Everyone's $arcologies[0].FSSupremacistRace here, and in that you're all equal, and all good friends. Everyone wants to have at least a quick word, and you stay longer than you originally meant to.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Gender Radicalist">>
 	dedicated to Gender Radicalism. The shops here offer a bewildering cornucopia of sex toys. Citizens can kit themselves and their slaves out for anything, regardless of bodily layout. A female citizen is looking over the latest strap-ons, while a male peer is considering versions designed to enable double penetration by one person.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Try one">><<replace "#result">>You decide to try one of the latest models. Naturally, the store is eager to have you seen considering their products. The harness is very comfortable, and it <<if $PC.dick == 1>>equips you with a second phallus. The slave sales<<= _girlU>> lacks a vagina, but encourages you to try the setup on _himU anyway, promising that _hisU backpussy can accept double penetration. It can.<<else>>provides you with an extremely large phallus, which cums from an internal reservoir. The slave sales<<= _girlU>> encourages you to try the setup on _himU, promising that _hisU holes can accommodate it. They can.<</if>><</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Try one">><<replace "#result">>You decide to try one of the latest models. Naturally, the store is eager to have you seen considering their products. The harness is very comfortable, and it <<if $PC.dick != 0>>equips you with a second phallus. The slave sales<<= _girlU>> lacks a vagina, but encourages you to try the setup on _himU anyway, promising that _hisU backpussy can accept double penetration. It can.<<else>>provides you with an extremely large phallus, which cums from an internal reservoir. The slave sales<<= _girlU>> encourages you to try the setup on _himU, promising that _hisU holes can accommodate it. They can.<</if>><</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Gender Fundamentalist">>
 	dedicated to Gender Fundamentalism. The establishments here are mostly focused on <<if $arcologies[0].FSRestart != "unset">>keeping slaves attractively feminine. There are shops offering all kinds of treatments, drugs, clothes, and furniture to satisfy even the most discerning lady<<else>>citizen reproduction with slaves. There are shops offering all kinds of treatments, drugs, clothes, and furniture to facilitate the successful impregnation of one's chattel, along with a variety of beauty products to keep them soft and feminine<</if>>.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Get a massage">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at a tenant business, and the massage parlors are of course very eager to offer you complimentary services. The masseuse is very well-trained, and not at all a sex toy with poor massage skills as a veneer for handjob services. _HeU releases the muscle soreness from your latest workout, and uses _hisU delicate touch to bring you to an enjoyable orgasm; _heU <<if $PC.dick == 1>>catches your cum in _hisU mouth and swallows it<<else>>swallows your femcum<</if>> with every appearance of appetite.<</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Get a massage">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at a tenant business, and the massage parlors are of course very eager to offer you complimentary services. The masseuse is very well-trained, and not at all a sex toy with poor massage skills as a veneer for handjob services. _HeU releases the muscle soreness from your latest workout, and uses _hisU delicate touch to bring you to an enjoyable orgasm; _heU <<if $PC.dick != 0>>catches your cum in _hisU mouth and swallows it<<else>>swallows your femcum<</if>> with every appearance of appetite.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Paternalist">>
 	dedicated to Paternalism. Many of the establishments here cater to slaves, some even to slaves exclusively. They offer luxurious and relaxing treatment for good <<= _girlU>>s whose owners send them here as rewards. Trusted slaves enter and exit these without any visible restraint or accompaniment, looking for all the world like pretty <<= _girlU>>s on a day out.
 	<span id="result"><<link "Tour the area">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at these establishments, and tour their front lobbies, listening politely to the educated slave receptionists' polished descriptions of the services offered. You stay out of the back areas, of course; those are for relaxing slaves, and owners typically leave them be while they're there. Most of the slaves moving through the area know who you are, and many of them are confident enough to give you respectful smiles.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Degradationist">>
 	dedicated to Degradationism. The stores for slaveowners sell all sorts of inventive restraints and punishments. There are also a few of a uniquely Degradationist establishment: torture parlors, where any citizen can send a slave for punishment by paying customers, within bounds defined by the owner.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Try a round">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at a tenant business and show off your skills, and the torture parlors are very eager to have you accept a complimentary round. You select a pretty _girlU sent to a torture parlor for some unknown failing by _hisU owner, and use a switch to flog _hisU calves, inner thighs, and breasts until _heU <<if $seePee == 1>>loses control of _hisU bladder<<else>>passes out<</if>>. <<if $PC.slaving >= 100>>You're skilled at this. The trick is to stop just short of blows that will break the skin, applying all possible pain without any inconvenient blood.<<else>>There's a bit of blood, but _hisU owner will expect that.<</if>><</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Try a round">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at a tenant business and show off your skills, and the torture parlors are very eager to have you accept a complimentary round. You select a pretty _girlU sent to a torture parlor for some unknown failing by _hisU owner, and use a switch to flog _hisU calves, inner thighs, and breasts until _heU <<if $seePee == 1>>loses control of _hisU bladder<<else>>passes out<</if>>. <<if $PC.skill.slaving >= 100>>You're skilled at this. The trick is to stop just short of blows that will break the skin, applying all possible pain without any inconvenient blood.<<else>>There's a bit of blood, but _hisU owner will expect that.<</if>><</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Body Purist">>
 	dedicated to Body Purism. There are high end clinics for citizens, with medical specialists skilled in the latest longevity treatments. Shops offer beauty treatments, anti-aging products, and personal massage services. The slave masseuses are naturally beautiful, and their bodies are obviously part of the services offered.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Get a massage">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at a tenant business, and the massage parlors are of course very eager to offer you complimentary services. The masseuse is very well-trained, and not at all a sex toy with poor massage skills as a veneer for handjob services. _HeU releases the muscle soreness from your latest workout, and uses _hisU delicate touch to bring you to an enjoyable orgasm; _heU <<if $PC.dick == 1>>catches your cum in _hisU mouth and swallows it<<else>>swallows your femcum<</if>> with every appearance of appetite.<</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Get a massage">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at a tenant business, and the massage parlors are of course very eager to offer you complimentary services. The masseuse is very well-trained, and not at all a sex toy with poor massage skills as a veneer for handjob services. _HeU releases the muscle soreness from your latest workout, and uses _hisU delicate touch to bring you to an enjoyable orgasm; _heU <<if $PC.dick != 0>>catches your cum in _hisU mouth and swallows it<<else>>swallows your femcum<</if>> with every appearance of appetite.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Transformation Fetishist">>
 	dedicated to Transformation Fetishism. Autosurgeries are expensive, and require a lot of infrastructure, so almost all of your citizens have to send their slaves to clinics for surgical transformation. These establishments attempt to differentiate themselves by specializing in different surgeries, and advertising what they're best at.
 	<span id="result"><<link "Shop around">><<replace "#result">>You decide to shop around the best surgery clinics, to put in an appearance and check out the latest developments available to citizens less exalted than yourself. The slave sales<<= _girlU>>s are all heavily modified silicone bimbos, with an emphasis on whatever their owner's surgical specialty is. The lip specialists' sales<<= _girlU>>s have facepussies so huge they can't talk at all, so they wear touchscreens around their necks that do the talking for them.<</replace>><</link>></span>
@@ -69,11 +69,11 @@ This is a section of the promenade
 	<span id="result"><<link "Visit a coffee house">><<replace "#result">>But you disappoint them, even though some of them artfully manage to fall out of their slinky silk garments as you pass. You look into a little coffeehouse, densely packed with citizens drinking the strong, hot beverage out of tiny china and discussing the news of the day. Coffeehouses are democratic sorts of places and you're welcomed with comradely warmth; prosperous citizens shuffle and pack a little closer to make you a space, and a steaming cup full of almost midnight black coffee appears before you, as if from nowhere.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Chinese Revivalist">>
 	dedicated to Chinese Revivalism. The longest continuous cultural history humanity has provides so much material that no two establishments here fill quite the same niche. There are calligraphy schools and Confucian academies to teach ignorant citizens how to fit in. There are shops selling traditional cures and the latest pharmacological wonders side by side. There are even martial arts schools.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Exercise yourself">><<replace "#result">>You look into one of these. The students are exercising, moving through a series of forms in unison. The teacher recognizes you, <<if $PC.warfare >= 100>>and eagerly beckons you to join. Your martial skill is well known, and he's not disappointed. You're familiar with the forms, and join them seamlessly. Much later, when the exercise is done, the students are extremely pleased to discover exactly who their skillful temporary classmate was.<<else>>and gives you a doubtful, questioning glance, politely asking whether you can join with credit to yourself, all without words. You nod and pick up the forms, having a basic familiarity with them. They're difficult, but you're able to get through the enjoyable exercise with credit.<</if>><</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Exercise yourself">><<replace "#result">>You look into one of these. The students are exercising, moving through a series of forms in unison. The teacher recognizes you, <<if $PC.skill.warfare >= 100>>and eagerly beckons you to join. Your martial skill is well known, and he's not disappointed. You're familiar with the forms, and join them seamlessly. Much later, when the exercise is done, the students are extremely pleased to discover exactly who their skillful temporary classmate was.<<else>>and gives you a doubtful, questioning glance, politely asking whether you can join with credit to yourself, all without words. You nod and pick up the forms, having a basic familiarity with them. They're difficult, but you're able to get through the enjoyable exercise with credit.<</if>><</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Repopulationist">>
 	<<setPlayerPronouns>>
 	dedicated to Repopulationism. The shops here offer a lovely mix of sex toys, fertility agents, maternity wear and furniture to fit even the biggest pregnancy. An attractive slave salesgirl with a huge belly is demonstrating the proper use of a swing designed to accommodate _hisU added heft to a female citizen just beginning to show and her curious husband.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Give the swing a try">><<replace "#result">>You wait for the couple to leave before approaching the hapless _girlU and placing a hand on _hisU vulnerable middle. _HeU squeaks in surprise before _heU realizes just who is browsing _hisU toys and the goods between _hisU legs. <<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>Spreading _hisU legs, you find that _heU is suspended at the perfect height for you to comfortably penetrate _himU; or _heU would be, if your own rounded middle wasn't pushing into _hisU own. _HeU asks for a little help getting down, and afterwards, shows you to a series of harnesses designed to hold a _girlU with _hisU belly dangling beneath _himU. The perfect toy for the very pregnant slaveowner hoping to plow _hisP equally gravid chattel.<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>Spreading _hisU legs, you find that _heU is suspended at the perfect height for you to comfortably penetrate _himU.<<else>> Picking out an attractive strap-on, donning it, and spreading _hisU legs, you find that _heU is suspended at the perfect height for you to comfortably penetrate _himU.<</if>> Even better, the swing handles _hisU weight, so no sprained back!<</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Give the swing a try">><<replace "#result">>You wait for the couple to leave before approaching the hapless _girlU and placing a hand on _hisU vulnerable middle. _HeU squeaks in surprise before _heU realizes just who is browsing _hisU toys and the goods between _hisU legs. <<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>Spreading _hisU legs, you find that _heU is suspended at the perfect height for you to comfortably penetrate _himU; or _heU would be, if your own rounded middle wasn't pushing into _hisU own. _HeU asks for a little help getting down, and afterwards, shows you to a series of harnesses designed to hold a _girlU with _hisU belly dangling beneath _himU. The perfect toy for the very pregnant slaveowner hoping to plow _hisP equally gravid chattel.<<elseif $PC.dick != 0>>Spreading _hisU legs, you find that _heU is suspended at the perfect height for you to comfortably penetrate _himU.<<else>> Picking out an attractive strap-on, donning it, and spreading _hisU legs, you find that _heU is suspended at the perfect height for you to comfortably penetrate _himU.<</if>> Even better, the swing handles _hisU weight, so no sprained back!<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Eugenics">>
 	dedicated to Eugenics. You knew the individuals drawn into your society had connections, but you had no idea they were this extensive! If you can think of it, a shop here is selling it; though they are not cheap, only the finest available merchandise is for sale here. Numerous recognizable faces browse the storefronts, accompanied by their favorite chattel, and upon noticing you, vie for your valuable attention.
 	<<if $PC.preg > 20 && ($PC.pregSource == -1 || $PC.pregSource == -6)>>
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@ This is a section of the promenade
 	<span id="result"><<link "Take in a sales pitch">><<replace "#result">>You decide to stop and watch one try _hisU best to sell vibrating dildos. The toys are designed to automatically start vibrating when gripped so even the densest of slave<<print _girlU>> can figure out how to work it. You know you picked a winner when _heU grabs one and immediately flings it into the crowd in surprise when it activates. Completely undeterred by the laughter, _heU makes for another, this time focusing entirely on not being shocked by it this time. _HeU stands there, completely fixated on the wiggling phallus in _hisU hands, until another onlooker prods _himU to continue with _hisU advertising. Needless to say, yet another sex toy goes flying; this time, however, _heU goes after it, giving the crowd a clear view up _hisU skirt at _hisU clear arousal. Enjoying the now masturbating slave's show, you pick out a few to humor your own slaves with.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Slave Professionalism">>
 	dedicated to Intellectual Dependency. There are surprisingly wide selection of shops here, each designed to stimulate the minds of curious looky-loos. Well-trained slaves can often be spotted seeking out new ways to improve their Masters' reputations and lives. The pride of the strip is a slave run massage parlor featuring some of the most skilled hands the arcology has to offer.
-	<span id="result"><<link "Get a massage">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at the facility and the slaves in charge are of course very eager to offer you complimentary services. The masseuse is nothing short of a master of the art and knows how to balance relaxation and physical pleasure. _HeU releases the muscle soreness from your latest workout and throughout _hisU service uses _hisU delicate touch to keep you on the edge of orgasm until _hisU job is complete. The finale of _hisU work pushes you to an exquisite climax where _heU <<if $PC.dick == 1>>catches your cum in _hisU mouth and swallows it<<else>>swallows your femcum<</if>> with a grace only found among your slave population.<</replace>><</link>></span>
+	<span id="result"><<link "Get a massage">><<replace "#result">>You decide to put in an appearance at the facility and the slaves in charge are of course very eager to offer you complimentary services. The masseuse is nothing short of a master of the art and knows how to balance relaxation and physical pleasure. _HeU releases the muscle soreness from your latest workout and throughout _hisU service uses _hisU delicate touch to keep you on the edge of orgasm until _hisU job is complete. The finale of _hisU work pushes you to an exquisite climax where _heU <<if $PC.dick != 0>>catches your cum in _hisU mouth and swallows it<<else>>swallows your femcum<</if>> with a grace only found among your slave population.<</replace>><</link>></span>
 <<case "Petite Admiration">>
 	dedicated to Petite Admiration. The shops here are mostly focused on providing the tools and equipment a short slave will need to properly care for their Master and his abode. Several fashion lines have cropped up to provide matching clothing tailored to the shorter clientele and their often taller owners. There's even a sex shop that specializes in extreme differences in height.
 	<<if $PC.height >= 170>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/slaveInteract.tw b/src/uncategorized/slaveInteract.tw
index 559bb44c4b4..236138083cc 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/slaveInteract.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/slaveInteract.tw
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	</span>
-	<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave) && $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave) && $PC.dick > 0>>
 		| <<link "Get a footjob">><<replace "#miniscene">><<include "FFeet">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
 	<span id = "impreg">
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/surgeryDegradation.tw b/src/uncategorized/surgeryDegradation.tw
index 7a98829ef65..f50aebae144 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/surgeryDegradation.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/surgeryDegradation.tw
@@ -193,7 +193,7 @@ As the remote surgery's long recovery cycle completes,
 				<<set $slaves[$j].relationshipTarget = 0>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.relationship < 0>>
-			$His @@.lightsalmon;slave relationship to you is effectively over,@@ since everyone in the world outside $his suit is created equal to $him. $He'll probably forget to distinguish your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick if it's pushed inside $his<<else>>pussy if it's pressed against $his face hole<</if>> soon enough.
+			$His @@.lightsalmon;slave relationship to you is effectively over,@@ since everyone in the world outside $his suit is created equal to $him. $He'll probably forget to distinguish your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick if it's pushed inside $his<<else>>pussy if it's pressed against $his face hole<</if>> soon enough.
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.relation != 0>>
@@ -216,7 +216,7 @@ As the remote surgery's long recovery cycle completes,
 				<<set $slaves[$j].relationshipTarget = 0>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.relationship < 0>>
-			$His @@.lightsalmon;slave relationship to you is effectively over,@@ since everyone in the world outside $his suit is created equal to $him. $He'll probably forget to distinguish your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick if it's pushed inside $his<<else>>pussy if it's pressed against $his face hole<</if>> soon enough.
+			$His @@.lightsalmon;slave relationship to you is effectively over,@@ since everyone in the world outside $his suit is created equal to $him. $He'll probably forget to distinguish your <<if $PC.dick != 0>>dick if it's pushed inside $his<<else>>pussy if it's pressed against $his face hole<</if>> soon enough.
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>> /*closes extended family mode */
 	<<if $activeSlave.rivalry != 0>>
@@ -607,7 +607,7 @@ As the remote surgery's long recovery cycle completes,
 		$He does not understand the realities of $his life as a slave at a core level, so $he's @@.mediumorchid;terrified and angry@@ that you have forced $him to be a broodmother. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@ $He is @@.gold;sensibly fearful@@ of your total power over $his body and $his rapidly filling womb.
 		<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 15, $activeSlave.devotion -= 15>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
+	<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
 		<span id="seed">
 		<br><br> The implant is highly receptive to fresh sperm right now; it would be trivial to seed it with yours and force $him to bear hundreds of your children.
 		<br><<link "Seed $his pregnancy implant with your genetic material">>
@@ -2605,10 +2605,10 @@ As the remote surgery's long recovery cycle completes,
 	It's not immediately apparent to $him what kind of surgery $he received, since all $he's left with is a terrible nonspecific ache in $his lower belly. As with all invasive surgery @@.red;$his health has been greatly affected.@@
 
 <<case "elasticity treatment" "gene treatment">>
-	The procedure spans the week, with $him spending every other day in the surgery room for a series of 4 sets of injections. A few hours after each session, $he feels terribly ill. $He doesn't quite understand what it's about, just that $he feels pretty bad. The process involves <<if ($PC.medicine >= 100)>>you<<else>>the remote surgeon<</if>> injecting the serum across $his entire body, every few <<if $showInches == 2>>inches<<else>>centimeters<</if>>, leaving small needle marks that fade out within minutes. Despite not leaving a lasting evidence, the process is very invasive work, and leaves $him @@.red;feeling weak and tired.@@
+	The procedure spans the week, with $him spending every other day in the surgery room for a series of 4 sets of injections. A few hours after each session, $he feels terribly ill. $He doesn't quite understand what it's about, just that $he feels pretty bad. The process involves <<if ($PC.skill.medicine >= 100)>>you<<else>>the remote surgeon<</if>> injecting the serum across $his entire body, every few <<if $showInches == 2>>inches<<else>>centimeters<</if>>, leaving small needle marks that fade out within minutes. Despite not leaving a lasting evidence, the process is very invasive work, and leaves $him @@.red;feeling weak and tired.@@
 
 <<case "retrograde virus injection NCS">>
-	The procedure spans the week, with $him spending every other day in the surgery room for a series of 4 sets of injections. A few hours after each session, $he feels terribly ill. $He doesn't quite understand what it's about, just that $he feels pretty bad. The process involves <<if ($PC.medicine >= 100)>>you<<else>>the remote surgeon<</if>> injecting the serum across $his body entire body, every few <<if $showInches == 2>>inches<<else>>centimeters<</if>>, leaving small needle marks that fade out within minutes. Despite not leaving a lasting evidence, the process is very invasive work, and leaves $him @@.red;feeling weak and tired.@@<br><br>
+	The procedure spans the week, with $him spending every other day in the surgery room for a series of 4 sets of injections. A few hours after each session, $he feels terribly ill. $He doesn't quite understand what it's about, just that $he feels pretty bad. The process involves <<if ($PC.skill.medicine >= 100)>>you<<else>>the remote surgeon<</if>> injecting the serum across $his body entire body, every few <<if $showInches == 2>>inches<<else>>centimeters<</if>>, leaving small needle marks that fade out within minutes. Despite not leaving a lasting evidence, the process is very invasive work, and leaves $him @@.red;feeling weak and tired.@@<br><br>
 	/*
 		Generate the changes, into variables to set contexts.
 	*/
@@ -2783,7 +2783,7 @@ As the remote surgery's long recovery cycle completes,
 
 <</switch>>
 
-<<if ($PC.medicine >= 100) && !["basicPLimbs", "beautyPLimbs", "combatPLimbs", "cyberPLimbs", "sexPLimbs"].includes($surgeryType)>>
+<<if ($PC.skill.medicine >= 100) && !["basicPLimbs", "beautyPLimbs", "combatPLimbs", "cyberPLimbs", "sexPLimbs"].includes($surgeryType)>>
 	<br><br>
 	<<if !["body hair removal", "braces", "chem castrate", "eyebrow removal", "hair removal", "insemination", "removeBraces"].includes($surgeryType)>>
 		Since you @@.springgreen;performed the surgery yourself,@@ and you do an artist's work, $his health is @@.green;less affected@@ by the surgery than it would have been if you'd paid some hack to do it remotely.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/tfsFarmUpgrade.tw b/src/uncategorized/tfsFarmUpgrade.tw
index 55090c0f7ba..2513fa3268f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/tfsFarmUpgrade.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/tfsFarmUpgrade.tw
@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 <<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "Scheduled Event">>
 <<set $TFS.farmUpgradeAsked = $week>>
 
-You receive yet another personal call from an older Futanari Sister, one of the Sisters who lives in your arcology; you've given up trying to tell them apart. Unusually, this one has taken a break from the Sisters' constant sexual communion to concentrate on speaking with you, and she looks serious, though she's still a gorgeous naked futa whose boobs fill half the screen, and whose perpetually erect dick pokes insistently into frame. "<<if $PC.surname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.surname>><<else>><<print $PC.name>><</if>>," she says
-<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+You receive yet another personal call from an older Futanari Sister, one of the Sisters who lives in your arcology; you've given up trying to tell them apart. Unusually, this one has taken a break from the Sisters' constant sexual communion to concentrate on speaking with you, and she looks serious, though she's still a gorgeous naked futa whose boobs fill half the screen, and whose perpetually erect dick pokes insistently into frame. "<<if $PC.slaveSurname>><<if $PC.title>>Mr.<<else>>Ms.<</if>> <<print $PC.slaveSurname>><<else>><<print $PC.slaveName>><</if>>," she says
+<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 	submissively, "I would like to beg a favor of you." She looks uncharacteristically uncomfortable, but steels herself and asks. "Please, may we use your organ farm? We're not... complete. Like you." She hugs herself unconsciously, her arms pressing her enormous breasts against her chest. "We... I... would like to be like you, and we
 <<else>>
 	politely, "I would like to ask a favor of you on behalf of myself and my Sisters." She looks less confident than the older Sisters usually do, but steels herself and asks. "May we use your organ farm? We would like to really complete our transformations. We
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@ You receive yet another personal call from an older Futanari Sister, one of the
 <br><br>
 
 "I know that you could demand thousands of credits," she continues, "but the discount we already give you is all we can afford without selling Sisters early.
-<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 	I would pretend to be independent and offer you the choice of how we approach this, but you've already given us so much, and you're... so perfect. We'll do whatever you say. If you do give us this priceless gift, it's your decision
 <<else>>
 	All we have to offer for this priceless gift is your decision on an important question:
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/theFutanariSisters.tw b/src/uncategorized/theFutanariSisters.tw
index a0a963b306f..551c1f2a244 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/theFutanariSisters.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/theFutanariSisters.tw
@@ -35,14 +35,14 @@ This is a large, circular room with a shallow depression in the floor, filled wi
 <br><br>
 Visitors are not common: in fact, visitors are only as frequent as you feel like visiting. It takes a while before they notice you. When a dreamy-eyed young futa finally does, she reaches a lazy hand over to alert the eldest one present by tugging on one of her nipples and pointing in your direction. The elder looks over at you and gives you a friendly wave followed by a wait-one-moment gesture. She's curled up on her back with her cockhead in her own mouth, using both hands to give her own shaft a boob job while a younger futa is eats her ass and fingers her pussy. The futa matron orgasms promptly, sucking down her own cum. She gets up languidly, her plush body, softening forearm-sized dick, and enormous natural boobs making it a wonderful sight.
 <br><br>
-<<if $PC.title == 1>>"Protector,<<else>>"Protectrix,<</if>> thank you so much for coming to see us. Our own Selection of a Sister to serve in slavery is not to take place for some time, but our communications interface in that side room," she points, "will permit you to access a regional listing of Selected Sisters<<if $TFS.farmUpgrade > 0>>, all of which are fully fertile and produce their own natural female hormones, thanks to you<</if>>." She looks uncharacteristically uncertain. "Will you permit me to <<if $PC.dick == 1>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>worship your perfect genitalia<<else>>serve your cock<</if>><<else>>adore your pussy<</if>> while you use it? I think my Sisters will forgive me the infidelity." <<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>She looks at you speculatively. "Or you could join us for a while."<</if>>
+<<if $PC.title == 1>>"Protector,<<else>>"Protectrix,<</if>> thank you so much for coming to see us. Our own Selection of a Sister to serve in slavery is not to take place for some time, but our communications interface in that side room," she points, "will permit you to access a regional listing of Selected Sisters<<if $TFS.farmUpgrade > 0>>, all of which are fully fertile and produce their own natural female hormones, thanks to you<</if>>." She looks uncharacteristically uncertain. "Will you permit me to <<if $PC.dick != 0>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>worship your perfect genitalia<<else>>serve your cock<</if>><<else>>adore your pussy<</if>> while you use it? I think my Sisters will forgive me the infidelity." <<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina != -1) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>She looks at you speculatively. "Or you could join us for a while."<</if>>
 <br><br>
 <span id="result">
 <<link "Let her give you oral while you browse">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You accept her offer, and she walks seductively over to the interface with the listing of available Sisters, getting down on her knees below it. When you step up to look through the listing, she presses her huge soft tits against your knees
-		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
-			<<if $PC.vagina == 1>>
+		<<if $PC.dick != 0>>
+			<<if $PC.vagina != -1>>
 				and nuzzles her plush lips and hot tongue against your womanhood, using one hand to massage your shaft languidly. Perusing the very thorough pictures and videos of the pretty futanari for sale here is arousing enough without a truly masterful oral queen pleasing both your cock and your pussy, and you cum quickly. She drinks your cum rapturously and returns her mouth to your wet cunt, eagerly working to bring more forth.
 			<<else>>
 				and snuggles her face between your thighs, nuzzling her nose into your ballsack before licking it with appetite and then sucking each of your balls gently, one by one. Meanwhile one of her clever hands is languidly massaging your shaft, bringing forth a drop of precum which she laps up with appetite. Humming with pleasure, she deepthroats you without apparent effort, her mischievous tongue flicking forward to lap at your scrotum. You blow your load down her throat, and she starts to suck you hard again.
@@ -52,44 +52,50 @@ Visitors are not common: in fact, visitors are only as frequent as you feel like
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
-<<if ($PC.dick == 1) && ($PC.vagina == 1) && ($PC.boobs == 1)>>
+<<if ($PC.dick != 0) && ($PC.vagina >= 0) && ($PC.boobs >= 300)>>
 	<br><<link "Join the Sisters' orgy">>
 		<<replace "#result">>
 			<<set $futaAddiction += 1>>
 			<<switch $futaAddiction>>
 			<<case 1>>
-				You agree to spend some time taking part in the Sisters' orgy. The futa matron looks doubtful. "You'd have to agree to act as one of us," she says. "No different. No special sexual treatment." Her voice rises cutely on the last syllable, as you take her enormous dick in one hand and begin to stroke it vigorously. "V-very well," she gasps, taking one of your breasts in each of her hands. You leave the Sisters' suite after a few hours of fucking and being fucked, feeling tired but satisfied.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				You agree to spend some time taking part in the Sisters' orgy. The futa matron looks doubtful. "You'd have to agree to act as one of us," she says. "No different. No special sexual treatment." Her voice rises cutely on the last syllable, as you take her enormous dick in one hand and begin to stroke it vigorously. "V-very well," she gasps, taking one of your breasts in each of her hands.
+				<<if $PC.vagina == 0>>
+					You leave the Sisters' suite a few hours later, @@.green;leaving your virginity behind.@@ You are tired and a bit sore, but satisfied.
+					<<set $PC.vagina = 1>>
+				<<else>>
+					You leave the Sisters' suite after a few hours of fucking and being fucked, feeling tired but satisfied.
+				<</if>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 5, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 2>>
 				She doesn't have to explain the Sisters' sexual equality this time, or that you have to subject yourself to it. You remember, and you let her know you're willing by giving her a friendly hug that squashes your breasts against each other and rubs your stiff pricks together. She reaches around you to grab your ass, already pulling you towards the pile of futas. You leave the Sisters' suite after a few hours of fucking and being fucked, in a state of total sexual satiation.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 10, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 3>>
 				She asked that with a distinctly flirty tone, obviously hoping you'd agree again, and she isn't disappointed. You take her by the hand and skip over to the pile of futas, most of which know you very intimately by now. They see their Sister and you approaching, and those of them that don't have their mouths full greet you eagerly. Three of them quickly rearrange themselves to present you with a couple of dicks to sit on and a pussy to fuck, all at once. You leave the Sisters' suite after many hours of fucking and being fucked, tired but satisfied.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 20, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 4>>
 				She asked that in a knowing voice, confident you'd agree, and was already moving in to kiss you when you did. She seems to want you more than usual today, and pulls you down onto the edge of the pit, guiding your cock into her pussy. She isn't selfish, of course, and reaches around to spread your buttocks so you can get fucked while you fuck. You leave the Sisters' suite after many hours of this, very tired. You wonder when you can make time to visit the Sisters again.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 40, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 5>>
 				She runs her tongue over her lips as she asks, and sits you down on the edge of the pit and deepthroats you as soon as you agree. She wants your cum, and uses a couple of fingers to tickle your prostate and make it appear faster. You jerk with orgasm, and she pushes your wet cock up against your stomach so she can fuck your pussy. She pauses for a moment, letting a younger Sister enter her ass first. You leave the Sisters' suite after a full day of this, utterly exhausted but eager to return.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 60, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 6>>
 				You nod, and she turns back towards the orgy, not seeing any reason to lead you, since you know the way. You both sink back into the pile of cocks, pussies, mouths, asses, boobs; the hours go by without you noticing. You leave the Sisters' suite unable to remember specifics, but you clearly fucked and got fucked by every futa there at least once. You're surprised when you learn how long you were there, but the worries of being an arcology owner no longer seem as pressing as they once did.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 80, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 7>>
 				You don't even bother to respond, and head straight for the orgy. You insert yourself into an eager mouth, bending over so the matron following you can take you from behind. The worries of your life as an arcology owner seem very far away as she slides inside you. You only leave when $assistantName repeatedly pages you over the arcology's public announcement system. On the way to your office, you notice how full of cum your stomach is, how relaxed your pussy and ass are, and how happy you feel.
-				<<if $PC.preg == 0 && $PC.vagina > 0>>
+				<<if canGetPregnant($PC)>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($PC, 100, 0, -9, 1)>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<case 8>>
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