diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saDiet.tw b/src/uncategorized/saDiet.tw
index 3615f2653252c77991f6a6df5f030d01955883fa..7a2e4c05995ea41cd27297d64874ec88469f1ced 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saDiet.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saDiet.tw
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 :: SA diet [nobr]
 
 /* quirk modifiers */
-<<set _rearQuirk = $slaves[$i].geneticQuirks.rearLipedema == 2 ? 2 : 1>>
+<<set _rearQuirk = $slaves[$i].geneticQuirks.rearLipedema == 2 ? 2 : 0>>
 <<set _gigantomastiaMod = $slaves[$i].geneticQuirks.gigantomastia == 2 ? ($slaves[$i].geneticQuirks.macromastia == 2 ? 3 : 2) : 1>>
 
 <<if $slaves[$i].fuckdoll == 0>>
@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<<set _effSize = ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk)>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance > 30 && $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS != 0>>		/* 'Expected' breast size based on weight for feminine-bodied slaves */
-		<<set _growthgoal = 100 + Math.trunc((($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*5 + 2*$slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*(0.85+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/400)*_gigantomastiaMod)>>
+		<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc((100 + ($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*5 + 2*$slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*(0.85+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/400)*_gigantomastiaMod)>>
 		<<set _roll = 300>>
 		<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightLoss*20 + (_effSize - _growthgoal)/5,0,270))>>
 	<<else>>		/* For masculine- and childish-bodied slaves */
@@ -128,21 +128,22 @@
 		<<set _roll = 75>>
 		<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightLoss*2 + (_effSize - _growthgoal)/20,0,68))>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<set _rollresult = random(1,_roll)>>
-	<<if _rollresult <= _target/2 && (_gigantomastiaMod != 3 && $slaves[$i].boobs >= 100)>>
-		@@.orange;$His breasts get smaller.@@
-		<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 100>>
-	<<elseif _rollresult <= _target && (_gigantomastiaMod != 3 && $slaves[$i].boobs >= 100)>>
-		@@.orange;$His breasts get a little smaller.@@
-		<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50*(1 + $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS)>>
+	<<if random(1,_roll) <= _target && (_gigantomastiaMod != 3 && _effSize >= 100)>>
+		<<if random(1,2) == 1>>
+			@@.orange;$His breasts get smaller.@@
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 100>>
+		<<else>>
+			@@.orange;$His breasts get a little smaller.@@
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50*(1 + $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS)>>
+		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<set _effSize = ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant)>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance > 30>>		/* 'Expected' butt size based on weight for feminine-bodied slaves, scaled up by 1000 */
-		<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*25*(0.9+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/600)*_rearQuirk)>>
+		<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*25*(0.9+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/600)*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1))>>
 		<<set _roll = 40000>>
 		<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightLoss*1000 + (_effSize*1000 - _growthgoal)*2,0,36000))>>
 	<<else>>		/* For masculine- and childish-bodied slaves, likewise scaled up */
-		<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*12.5)*_rearQuirk>>
+		<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*12.5)*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1)>>
 		<<set _roll = 80000>>
 		<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightLoss*1000 + (_effSize*1000 - _growthgoal)*4,0,72000))>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -321,7 +322,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 		<<set _effSize = ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk)>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance > 30 && $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS != 1>>		/* 'Expected' breast size based on weight for feminine-bodied slaves */
-			<<set _growthgoal = 100 + Math.trunc((($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*5 + 2*$slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*(0.85+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/400)*_gigantomastiaMod)>>
+			<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc((100 + ($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*5 + 2*$slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*(0.85+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/400)*_gigantomastiaMod)>>
 			<<set _roll = 300>>
 			<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightGain*20 - (_effSize - _growthgoal)/5,0,270))>>
 		<<else>>		/* For masculine- and childish-bodied slaves */
@@ -333,20 +334,22 @@
 			<<set _roll = Math.trunc(_roll * 2)>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set _rollresult = random(1,_roll)>>
-		<<if _rollresult <= _target/2>>
-			@@.lime;$His breasts get bigger.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 100/(1 + $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS)>>
-		<<elseif _rollresult <= _target>>
-			@@.lime;$His breasts get a little bigger.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 50/(1 + $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS)>>
+		<<if random(1,_roll) <= _target>>
+			<<if random(1,2) == 1>>
+				@@.lime;$His breasts get bigger.@@
+				<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 100/(1 + $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS)>>
+			<<else>>
+				@@.lime;$His breasts get a little bigger.@@
+				<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 50/(1 + $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS)>>
+			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<set _effSize = ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant)>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance > 30>>		/* 'Expected' butt size based on weight for feminine-bodied slaves, scaled up by 1000 */
-			<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*25*(0.9+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/600)*_rearQuirk)>>
+			<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*25*(0.9+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/600)*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1))>>
 			<<set _roll = 40000>>
 			<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightGain*1000 - (_effSize*1000 - _growthgoal)*2,0,36000))>>
 		<<else>>		/* For masculine- and childish-bodied slaves, likewise scaled up */
-			<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*12.5)*_rearQuirk>>
+			<<set _growthgoal = Math.trunc(($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*12.5)*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1)>>
 			<<set _roll = 80000>>
 			<<set _target = Math.trunc(Math.clamp(_weightGain*1000 - (_effSize*1000 - _growthgoal)*4,0,72000))>>
 		<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saHormoneEffects.tw b/src/uncategorized/saHormoneEffects.tw
index e29f67b733e69c6a3eb848a31b6fa00553719eb2..2aae7456e7cec4dd70017db04f538a7dc75e35a7 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saHormoneEffects.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saHormoneEffects.tw
@@ -77,7 +77,13 @@
 
 <<if $slaves[$i].physicalAge >= 18 || $loliGrow == 0 || $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 1>>
 <<if Math.abs($slaves[$i].hormoneBalance) >= 50>>
-
+<<set _effBreastSize = ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk)>>
+<<set _effButtSize = ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant)>>
+<<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance > 30 && $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS != 1>>		/* 'Expected' breast size based on weight for feminine-bodied slaves */
+	<<set _normBreasts = Math.trunc((100 + ($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*5 + 2*$slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*(0.85+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/400)*_gigantomastiaMod)>>
+	<<set _normButt = (($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*.025*(0.9+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/600)*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1))>>
+<</if>>
+			
 <<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance >= 350>>
 
 	<<if ($slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 1)>>
@@ -135,17 +141,17 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant) < 1400*_gigantomastiaMod>>
+		<<if _effBreastSize < 0.9*_normBreasts>>	/* Grow to 90% of normBreasts */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;a small amount of natural breast growth.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 10+(15*$hormoneUpgradePower)>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 25>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "tiny">>
 			Hormonal effects cause $his tiny @@.lime;nipples to grow to a more normal size.@@
 			<<set $slaves[$i].nipples = "cute">>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant) < 4*_rearQuirk>>
+		<<if _effButtSize < Math.trunc(4.5*_normButt)/5>>	/* 90% of normButt, rounded down to the next increment of .2 */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;the natural size of $his butt to increase.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].butt++>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].butt += 0.2>>
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		$His @@.orange;NCS@@ blocks asset growth despite the fact that $his body is swimming in hormones.
@@ -238,17 +244,17 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant) < 1000*_gigantomastiaMod>>
+		<<if _effBreastSize < 0.8*_normBreasts>>	/* Grow to 80% of expected */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;a small amount of natural breast growth.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 10+(15*$hormoneUpgradePower)>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 25>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "tiny">>
 			Hormonal effects cause $his tiny @@.lime;nipples to grow to a more normal size.@@
 			<<set $slaves[$i].nipples = "cute">>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant) < 4*_rearQuirk>>
+		<<if _effButtSize < Math.trunc(4*_normButt)/5>>	/* 80% of normButt, rounded down to the next increment of .2 */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;the natural size of $his butt to increase.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].butt++>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].butt += 0.2>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].vagina > -1 && $slaves[$i].ovaries != 0 && $slaves[$i].vaginaLube < 2>>
@@ -340,17 +346,17 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant) < 800*_gigantomastiaMod>>
+		<<if _effBreastSize < 0.7*_normBreasts>>	/* Grow to 70% of expected */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;a small amount of natural breast growth.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 10+(15*$hormoneUpgradePower)>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 25>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "tiny">>
 			Hormonal effects cause $his tiny @@.lime;nipples to grow to a more normal size.@@
 			<<set $slaves[$i].nipples = "cute">>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant) < 3*_rearQuirk>>
+		<<if _effButtSize < Math.trunc(3.5*_normButt)/5>>	/* 70% of normButt, rounded down to the next increment of .2 */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;the natural size of $his butt to increase.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].butt++>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].butt += 0.2>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].vagina > -1 && $slaves[$i].ovaries != 0 && $slaves[$i].vaginaLube < 1>>
@@ -439,17 +445,17 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant) < 650*_gigantomastiaMod>>
+		<<if _effBreastSize < 0.6*_normBreasts>>	/* Grow to 60% of expected */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;a small amount of natural breast growth.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 10+(15*$hormoneUpgradePower)>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 25>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].nipples == "tiny">>
 			Hormonal effects cause $his tiny @@.lime;nipples to grow to a more normal size.@@
 			<<set $slaves[$i].nipples = "cute">>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant) < 2*_rearQuirk>>
+		<<if _effButtSize < Math.trunc(3*_normButt)/5>>	/* 60% of normButt, rounded down to the next increment of .2 */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;the natural size of $his butt to increase.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].butt++>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].butt += 0.2>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].vagina > -1 && $slaves[$i].ovaries != 0 && $slaves[$i].vaginaLube < 1>>
@@ -510,9 +516,9 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant) < 500*_gigantomastiaMod && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
+		<<if _effBreastSize < 0.5*_normBreasts>>	/* Grow to 50% of expected */
 			Hormonal effects cause @@.lime;a small amount of natural breast growth.@@
-			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 10+(15*$hormoneUpgradePower)>>
+			<<set $slaves[$i].boobs += 25>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 
@@ -554,7 +560,7 @@
 
 	<<if ($slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS == 0)>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].faceImplant < 5>>
-			<<if $slaves[$i].geneticQuirks.androgyny != 2>>
+			<<if  $slaves[$i].geneticQuirks.androgyny != 2>>
 				<<if ($slaves[$i].faceShape == "androgynous")>>
 					Hormonal effects cause @@.orange;$his face to harden into masculinity.@@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].faceShape = "masculine">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw b/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
index b591db2cd5cdccb5fb39294db2386fd540476068..705941003ffb6fc22640f7bfe8dc775ee2bbf493 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
@@ -3646,7 +3646,7 @@
 					$He feels @@.lime;strange minor pains@@ in $his pelvis.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].hips += 1>>
 				<</if>>
-				<<if ($slaves[$i].butt < 4) && (random(1,100) < 10*_rearQuirk)>>
+				<<if ($slaves[$i].butt < 4) && (random(1,100) < 10*_rearQuirk))>>
 					$He feels a @@.lime;strange weight@@ on $his rear.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].butt += 1>>
 				<</if>>
@@ -6190,62 +6190,44 @@
 <<if $weightAffectsAssets != 0>>
 	<<if $slaves[$i].weight <= 10>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].diet != "fattening">>
+			<<set _effBreastSize = ($slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk)>>
+			<<set _effButtSize = ($slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant)>>
+			<<if $slaves[$i].hormoneBalance > 30 && $slaves[$i].geneMods.NCS != 1>>		/* 'Expected' breast size based on weight for feminine-bodied slaves */
+				<<set _normBreasts = Math.trunc((100 + ($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*5 + 2*$slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*(0.85+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/400)*_gigantomastiaMod)>>
+				<<set _normButt = (($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*.025*(0.9+$slaves[$i].hormoneBalance/600)*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1))>>
+			<<else>>		/* For masculine- and childish-bodied slaves */
+				<<set _normBreasts = (($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*2 + $slaves[$i].lactationAdaptation)*_gigantomastiaMod>>
+				<<set _normButt = (($slaves[$i].weight + 100)*.0125*(_rearQuirk/2 + 1))>>
+			<</if>>
 			<<if $slaves[$i].weight < -95>>
-				<<if $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 750 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His desperately underweight body @@.orange;burns fat off $his plush boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50/_gigantomastiaMod>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 3 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His desperately underweight body @@.orange;burns fat off $his plush butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.4>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 500 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His desperately underweight body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his healthy boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 25>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 2 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His desperately underweight body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his healthy butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.2>>
-				<</if>>
+				<<set _adj1 = "desperately underweight">>
+				<<set _adj2 = "plush">>
+				<<set _adj3 = "healthy">>
 			<<elseif $slaves[$i].weight <= -30>>
-				<<if $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 1000 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His underweight body @@.orange;burns fat off $his big boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50/_gigantomastiaMod>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 4 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His underweight body @@.orange;burns fat off $his big butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.4>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 750 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His underweight body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his plush boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 25>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 3 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His underweight body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his plush butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.2>>
-				<</if>>
+				<<set _adj1 = "underweight">>
+				<<set _adj2 = "big">>
+				<<set _adj3 = "plush">>
 			<<elseif $slaves[$i].weight < -10>>
-				<<if $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 2000 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His skinny body @@.orange;burns fat off $his huge boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50/_gigantomastiaMod>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 6 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His skinny body @@.orange;burns fat off $his huge butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.4>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 1000 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His skinny body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his big boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 25>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 4 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His skinny body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his big butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.2>>
-				<</if>>
+				<<set _adj1 = "skinny">>
+				<<set _adj2 = "huge">>
+				<<set _adj3 = "big">>
 			<<else>>
-				<<if $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 5000 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His thin body @@.orange;burns fat off $his monstrous boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50/_gigantomastiaMod>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 8 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His thin body @@.orange;burns fat off $his monstrous butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.4>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].boobs-$slaves[$i].boobsImplant-$slaves[$i].boobsMilk > 2000 && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
-					$His thin body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his huge boobs.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 25>>
-				<<elseif $slaves[$i].butt-$slaves[$i].buttImplant > 6 && _rearQuirk != 2>>
-					$His thin body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his huge butt.@@
-					<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.2>>
-				<</if>>
+				<<set _adj1 = "thin">>
+				<<set _adj2 = "monstrous">>
+				<<set _adj3 = "huge">>
+			<</if>>
+			<<if _effBreastSize > (4*_normBreasts+400) && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
+				$His _adj1 body @@.orange;burns fat off $his _adj2 boobs.@@
+				<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 50/_gigantomastiaMod>>
+			<<elseif _effButtSize > (3*_normButt+3) && _rearQuirk != 2>>
+				$His _adj1 body @@.orange;burns fat off $his _adj2 butt.@@
+				<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.4>>
+			<<elseif _effBreastSize > (3*_normBreasts+200) && _gigantomastiaMod != 3>>
+				$His _adj1 body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his _adj3 boobs.@@
+				<<set $slaves[$i].boobs -= 25>>
+			<<elseif _effButtSize > (2*_normButt+2) && _rearQuirk != 2>>
+				$His _adj1 body @@.orange;burns some fat off $his _adj3 butt.@@
+				<<set $slaves[$i].butt -= 0.2>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>