diff --git a/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw b/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw
index 47eec0f1b32c7713a7e6b788996130af1397e588..4932160194ec4fac4e7c1837b02c60a54819383e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw
@@ -1,17 +1,49 @@
-:: Prestigious Slave
+:: Prestigious Slave [nobr]
+
+<<set $nextButton = "Back">>
+<<set $nextLink = "Buy Slaves">>
+<<set $returnTo = "Buy Slaves">>
+<<set $showEncyclopedia = 1>><<set $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools">>
 
-<<set $nextButton = "Back">>\
-<<set $nextLink = "Buy Slaves">>\
-<<set $returnTo = "Buy Slaves">>\
-<<set $showEncyclopedia = 1>><<set $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools">>\
-\
 You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $prestigeAuctioned == 1>>There are none available right now, but there probably will be next week.<<else>>
 
-<<nobr>>
 <<set $prestigeAuctioned = 1>>
-<<if (random(0,99) < $seeDicks)>><<set $seed = random(100,170)>><<elseif $seeDicks > 0>><<set $seed = random(1,170)>><<else>><<set $seed = random(1,100)>><</if>>
 
-<<if $seed <= 10>>
+<<set _choice = (function() {
+	const V = State.variables;
+	const options = [
+		"porn star",
+		"trophy wife",
+		"sports star",
+		"young model",
+		"albino",
+		"old-timer",
+		"b-list actress",
+		"politician",
+		"princess",
+		"arcology",
+		"streamer",
+	];
+	const dickOptions = [
+		"d herm",
+		"d young herm",
+		"d pornstar",
+		"d trophy husband",
+		"d sports star",
+		"d young model",
+		"d albino",
+		"d old-timer",
+		"d b-list actress",
+		"d politician",
+		"d princess",
+		"d arcology",
+		"d streamer",
+	];
+	return jsEither(Math.random()*100 < V.seeDicks ? dickOptions : options);
+})()>>
+
+<<switch _choice>>
+<<case "porn star">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = Math.min(24, $minimumSlaveAge + 6)>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 40>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
@@ -53,7 +85,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She has seen and done almost everything sexually possible, on camera.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 20>>
+<<case "trophy wife">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = Math.min(19, Math.max($fertilityAge, $minimumSlaveAge) + 1)>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 22>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
@@ -91,7 +123,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "Her ex-husband's name is prettily tattooed on her left arm, but a black line has been subsequently tattooed across it.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 30>>
+<<case "sports star">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 21>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 25>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
@@ -125,7 +157,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = "arrogant">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She's not particularly bright, and enjoys solving problems with physical force.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 40>>
+<<case "young model">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 21>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -153,7 +185,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "anorexic")>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She moves with the practiced grace of someone who unconsciously still pictures herself on the runway.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 50>>
+<<case "albino">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 18>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -170,7 +202,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.skin = "pure white">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her eyes are unsettling; though her irises are a pale grey color, in some lights the whole eye takes on a red cast.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 60>>
+<<case "old-timer">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = ($minimumSlaveAge + 15)>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 35>>
 	<<set $one_time_age_overrides_pedo_mode = 1>> /% 15 years a slave. %/
@@ -222,7 +254,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "'50,000 Served!' is tattooed across her back.">>
 	<<if ndef $activeSlave.publicCount>><<set $activeSlave.publicCount = 1000>><<else>><<set $activeSlave.publicCount += 1000>><</if>>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 70>>
+<<case "b-list actress">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 24>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 28>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
@@ -258,7 +290,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "bitchy", "odd", "anorexic")>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She sometimes forgets herself and acts as though she were still a coming celebrity.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 80>>
+<<case "politician">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 38>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 42>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
@@ -289,7 +321,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "A small tattoo of the crest of an old world sorority is visible on her left shoulder blade.">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her face is still recognizable as that which once graced a million campaign posters.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 90>>
+<<case "princess">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 18>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -319,7 +351,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "Her family crest is tattooed on her cheek.">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her recognizable face marks her as a descendant of an overthrown royal family.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 100>>
+<<case "arcology">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 28>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 42>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
@@ -378,7 +410,35 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her back is covered in a fine network of hairline scars, as though she's been repeatedly flogged bloody, healed with curatives, and then flogged again.">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "'ARCOLOGY OWNER' is tattooed across her forehead.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 110>>
+<<case "streamer">>
+	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 28>>
+	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.prestige = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.prestigeDesc = "She was once a popular creator on a live streaming service, but donations dropped off after getting caught up in some controversy.">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.career = "a camgirl">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.boobs = random(1,4)*100>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.butt = random(1,3)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.lips = random(15,25)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.face = 55>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.devotion = random(-90,-80)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.trust = random(-45,-25)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.health = random(-20,20)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.vagina = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.weight = 20>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.earPiercing = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.vaginalSkill = 15>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.oralSkill = 15>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.analSkill = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.whoreSkill = 5>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.entertainSkill = 70>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.pubicHStyle = "waxed">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.underArmHStyle = "waxed">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "bitchy", "odd")>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She is very comfortable in front of a camera and in public performances, having spent a long time entertaining her viewers.">>
+
+<<case "d herm">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 24>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 40>>
 	<<set $one_time_age_overrides_pedo_mode = 1>> /% Enslaved as an adult. %/
@@ -412,7 +472,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.underArmHStyle = "waxed">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She has had a very difficult time adjusting to her unusual biology.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 115>>
+<<case "d young herm">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 19>>
 	<<include "Generate XX Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -448,7 +508,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralQuirk = either("confident", "cutting", "funny", "adores women", "adores men", "advocate")>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She is very comfortable with her unusual biology.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 125>>
+<<case "d pornstar">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 24>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 40>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
@@ -492,7 +552,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She has seen and done almost everything sexually possible, on camera.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 130>>
+<<case "d trophy husband">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 19>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 22>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
@@ -520,7 +580,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.fetishKnown = 1>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "Her ex-wife's name is prettily tattooed on her left arm, but a black line has been subsequently tattooed across it.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 135>>
+<<case "d sports star">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 21>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 25>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
@@ -552,7 +612,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = "arrogant">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She's not particularly bright, and enjoys solving problems with physical force.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 140>>
+<<case "d young model">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 21>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -582,7 +642,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "anorexic")>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She moves with the practiced grace of someone who unconsciously still pictures herself on the runway.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 145>>
+<<case "d albino">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 18>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -598,7 +658,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.skin = "pure white">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her eyes are unsettling; though her irises are a pale grey color, in some lights the whole eye takes on a red cast.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 150>>
+<<case "d old-timer">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = ($minimumSlaveAge + 15)>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 35>>
 	<<set $one_time_age_overrides_pedo_mode = 1>> /% 15 years a slave. %/
@@ -652,7 +712,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "'50,000 Served!' is tattooed across her back.">>
 	<<if ndef $activeSlave.publicCount>><<set $activeSlave.publicCount = 1000>><<else>><<set $activeSlave.publicCount += 1000>><</if>>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 155>>
+<<case "d b-list actress">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 24>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 28>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
@@ -686,7 +746,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "bitchy", "odd", "anorexic")>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She sometimes forgets herself and acts as though she were still a coming celebrity.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 160>>
+<<case "d politician">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 38>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 42>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
@@ -712,7 +772,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "A small tattoo of the crest of an old world fraternity is visible on her left shoulder blade.">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her face is still recognizable as that which once graced a million campaign posters.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 165>>
+<<case "d princess">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 18>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
@@ -745,7 +805,7 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "Her family crest is tattooed on her cheek.">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her recognizable face marks her as a descendant of an overthrown royal family.">>
 
-<<elseif $seed <= 170>>
+<<case "d arcology">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = 28>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 42>>
 	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
@@ -793,21 +853,49 @@ You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $pres
 	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("odd")>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "Her back is covered in a fine network of hairline scars, as though she's been repeatedly flogged bloody, healed with curatives, and then flogged again.">>
 	<<set $activeSlave.customTat = "'ARCOLOGY OWNER' is tattooed across her forehead.">>
-<</if>>
+
+<<case "d streamer">>
+	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 28>>
+	<<include "Generate XY Slave">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.origin = "You bought her at auction.">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.prestige = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.prestigeDesc = "She was once a popular creator on a live streaming service, but donations dropped off after getting caught up in some controversy.">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.career = "a camgirl">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.boobs = random(1,3)*100>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.butt = random(1,2)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.muscles = random(0, 20)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.lips = random(15,25)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.face = random(20,55)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.faceShape = either("androgynous", "masculine")>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.devotion = random(-90,-80)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.trust = random(-45,-25)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.health = random(-20,20)>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.anus = 2>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.weight = 20>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.earPiercing = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.oralSkill = 30>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.analSkill = 1>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.whoreSkill = 5>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.entertainSkill = 70>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.pubicHStyle = "waxed">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.underArmHStyle = "waxed">>
+	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "bitchy", "odd")>>
+	<<set $activeSlave.customDesc = "She is very comfortable in front of a camera and in public performances, having spent a long time entertaining her viewers.">>
+
+<</switch>>
 
 <<slaveCost $activeSlave>>
-<</nobr>>\
-\
-It will take <<print cashFormat($slaveCost)>> to win the auction.
-\
-<<nobr>>
+
+<br><br>It will take <<print cashFormat($slaveCost)>> to win the auction.
+
+<br>
 <<if $cash >= $slaveCost>>
 	[[Place that bid|New Slave Intro][$cash -= $slaveCost,$nextButton = "Continue",$nextLink = "AS Dump",$returnTo = "Main"]]
 <<else>>
 	//You lack the necessary funds to place a winning bid.//
 <</if>>
-<</nobr>>
 
-<<set $saleDescription = 1>><<include "Long Slave Description">>\
+<<set $saleDescription = 1>>
+<br><br><<include "Long Slave Description">>
 
 <</if>>