diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index da557f4df380fcfda37c74013730f7e5b3f87ecc..0c32bf085949c363a7a66e2d741890dfe8f3761e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -3270,10 +3270,14 @@ Passing by the kitchen in the morning, you take a moment to listen to the low hu
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobs > 4000)>>
 	"It's your boobs," the other slave explains. "There's no such thing as too big, here. Everyone who sees your boobs here is going to want to fuck you."
+<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.butt > 7)>>
+	"It's your ass," the other slave explains. "There's no such thing as too big, here. Everyone who sees your ass here is going to want to fuck you."
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset") && $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
 	"It's your belly," the other slave explains. "They love how big and round it is. If you look pregnant, they'll be all over you. Even if it's fake, they won't care."
 <<elseif $arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocusPregPolicy == 1 && $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 5000>>
 	"It's your belly," the other slave explains. "Preggos are in these days and you aren't exactly lacking in the 'with child' department."
+<<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSPastoralist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobs >= 800) && ($activeSlave.lactation > 0) && ($activeSlave.lactationAdaptation > 50)>>
+	"It's those plump, milky titties you have," the other slave explains. "Everyone here is thirsty for a motherly body like yours, in more ways than one."
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset") && ($activeSlave.boobsImplant/$activeSlave.boobs) >= .50>>
 	"It's your fake tits," the other slave explains. "They love how fake they look, here. If you look like a bimbo, they don't care if you're a little mature."
 <<elseif ($arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadence != "unset") && ($activeSlave.weight > 95)>>
@@ -3294,6 +3298,8 @@ Passing by the kitchen in the morning, you take a moment to listen to the low hu
 	"It might have something to do with how incredibly beautiful you are," the other slave explains sarcastically. "Come on, you could be a model. Of course they want you."
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
 	"It might have something to do with the fact that your tits are bigger than your head," the other slave explains sarcastically. "You look like a teenager's wet dream."
+<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 7>>
+	"It might have something to do with that outrageous caboose you have," the other slave explains sarcastically. "You look like an ass man's wet dream."
 <<elseif $activeSlave.face > 10>>
 	"You're very pretty," the other slave explains reassuringly. "Come on, you are. It's not surprising that guys want you."
 <<else>>