diff --git a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
index e45ed14e06b589dec461346e57e8707627fe7229..7973cc1b57375978b14f2cc358cd505c092a08a8 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
@@ -274,39 +274,43 @@ $pronounCap has
 	<</if>>
 	<<if ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant == 0)>>
 		$pronounCap has a natural shoulder structure.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant > 3)>>
+		$possessiveCap shoulders have been completely rebuilt to be massively wider.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant > 2)>>
+		$possessiveCap shoulders been heavily restructured to broaden them.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant > 1)>>
+		$possessiveCap shoulders been repeatedly restructured to broaden them.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant > 0)>>
 		$possessiveCap shoulders been restructured to broaden them.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant < -3)>>
+		$possessiveCap shoulders been been completely rebuilt to be massively narrower.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant < -2)>>
+		$possessiveCap shoulders been heavily restructured to narrow them.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant < -1)>>
+		$possessiveCap shoulders been repeatedly restructured to narrow them.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant < 0)>>
 		$possessiveCap shoulders been restructured to narrow them.
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.shouldersImplant == 0>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.shoulders < 3>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.shoulders > -3>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.indentureRestrictions < 1>>
-		[[Restructure shoulders more broadly|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant = 1,$activeSlave.shoulders += 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]] | [[Restructure shoulders more narrowly|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant = -1,$activeSlave.shoulders -= 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shoulders < 2) && ($activeSlave.shoulders > -2) && ($surgeryUpgrade == 1)>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.indentureRestrictions < 1>>
-		[[Advanced shoulder broadening surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant = 1,$activeSlave.shoulders += 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]] | [[Advanced shoulder narrowing surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant = -1,$activeSlave.shoulders -= 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shoulders < 2) && ($surgeryUpgrade == 1)>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.indentureRestrictions < 1>>
-		[[Advanced shoulder broadening surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant = 1,$activeSlave.shoulders += 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
+	<<if ($activeSlave.shouldersImplant == 0)>>
+		<<if $activeSlave.shoulders > -2 && $activeSlave.shoulders < 2>>
+			[[Restructure shoulders more broadly|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant++,$activeSlave.shoulders++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]] | [[Restructure shoulders more narrowly|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant--,$activeSlave.shoulders--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders <= -1>>
+			[[Restructure shoulders more broadly|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant++,$activeSlave.shoulders++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders >= 2>>
+			[[Restructure shoulders more narrowly|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant--,$activeSlave.shoulders--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.shoulders > -2) && ($surgeryUpgrade == 1)>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.indentureRestrictions < 1>>
-		[[Advanced shoulder narrowing surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant = -1,$activeSlave.shoulders -= 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
+	<<elseif $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>
+		<<if $activeSlave.shoulders > -2 && $activeSlave.shoulders < 2>>
+			[[Advanced shoulder broadening surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant++,$activeSlave.shoulders++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]] | [[Advanced shoulder narrowing surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant--,$activeSlave.shoulders--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders <= -1>>
+			[[Advanced shoulder broadening surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant++,$activeSlave.shoulders++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.shoulders >= 2>>
+			[[Advanced shoulder narrowing surgery|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.shouldersImplant--,$activeSlave.shoulders--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "shoulders"]]
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-	<</if>>
 	<br>
 <</if>>
 
-
-
-<br>
-
 $possessiveCap
 <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>><<print either("androgynous", "flat")>> chest is barely there.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 400>><<print either("pointy", "tiny")>>, <<print $activeSlave.boobs>>cc chest only fills an A-cup.
@@ -872,23 +876,41 @@ waist.
 	<</if>>
 	<<if ($activeSlave.hipsImplant == 0)>>
 		They have not been altered.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant > 3)>>
+		$possessiveCap pelvis has been completely rebuilt to be massively wider.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant > 2)>>
+		$possessiveCap pelvis has been heavily broadened.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant > 1)>>
+		$possessiveCap pelvis has been repeatedly broadened.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant > 0)>>
 		$possessiveCap pelvis has been broadened.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant < -3)>>
+		$possessiveCap pelvis has been completely rebuilt to be massively narrower.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant < -2)>>
+		$possessiveCap pelvis has heavily narrowed.
+	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant < -1)>>
+		$possessiveCap pelvis has been repeatedly narrowed.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hipsImplant < 0)>>
 		$possessiveCap pelvis has been narrowed.
 	<</if>>
 	<<if ($activeSlave.hipsImplant == 0)>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.hips < 4>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.hips > -3>>
-		[[Broaden pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant = 1,$activeSlave.hips += 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]] | [[Narrow pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant = -1,$activeSlave.hips -= 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hips < 2) && ($activeSlave.hips > -2) && ($surgeryUpgrade == 1)>>
-		[[Advanced pelvis broadening|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant = 1,$activeSlave.hips += 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]] | [[Advanced pelvis narrowing|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant = -1,$activeSlave.hips -= 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hips < 3) && ($surgeryUpgrade == 1)>>
-		[[Advanced pelvis broadening|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant = 1,$activeSlave.hips += 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.hips > -2) && ($surgeryUpgrade == 1)>>
-		[[Advanced pelvis narrowing|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant = -1,$activeSlave.hips -= 1,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
-	<</if>>
-	<</if>>
+		<<if $activeSlave.hips > -2 && $activeSlave.hips < 3 && $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>
+			[[Broaden pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant++,$activeSlave.hips++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]] | [[Narrow pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant--,$activeSlave.hips--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.hips > -2 && $activeSlave.hips < 2>>
+			[[Broaden pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant++,$activeSlave.hips++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]] | [[Narrow pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant--,$activeSlave.hips--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.hips <= -1>>
+			[[Broaden pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant++,$activeSlave.hips++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.hips >= 2>>
+			[[Narrow pelvis|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant--,$activeSlave.hips--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<</if>>
+	<<elseif $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>
+		<<if $activeSlave.hips > -2 && $activeSlave.hips < 3>>
+			[[Advanced pelvis broadening|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant++,$activeSlave.hips++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]] | [[Advanced pelvis narrowing|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant--,$activeSlave.hips--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.hips <= -1>>
+			[[Advanced pelvis broadening|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant++,$activeSlave.hips++,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<<elseif $activeSlave.hips >= 3>>
+			[[Advanced pelvis narrowing|Surgery Degradation][$activeSlave.hipsImplant--,$activeSlave.hips--,$cash -= $surgeryCost, $activeSlave.health -= 40,$surgeryType = "hips"]]
+		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>