diff --git a/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw b/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw
index e4d744dc8f6782808fe7b9fa89233c696901507d..2ccfb1ff8bf02dae233c19960a1b0e8e7a983939 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/prestigiousSlave.tw
@@ -1,54 +1,48 @@
-:: Prestigious Slave
+:: Prestigious Slave [nobr]
+
+<<set $nextButton = "Back">>
+<<set $nextLink = "Buy Slaves">>
+<<set $returnTo = "Buy Slaves">>
+<<set $showEncyclopedia = 1>><<set $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools">>
 
-<<set $nextButton = "Back">>\
-<<set $nextLink = "Buy Slaves">>\
-<<set $returnTo = "Buy Slaves">>\
-<<set $showEncyclopedia = 1>><<set $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools">>\
-\
 You check to see if any especially prestigious slaves are on auction. <<if $prestigeAuctioned == 1>>There are none available right now, but there probably will be next week.<<else>>
 
-<<nobr>>
 <<set $prestigeAuctioned = 1>>
 
-<<script>>
-const V = State.variables;
-const options = {
-	"porn star": 10,
-	"trophy wife": 10,
-	"sports star": 10,
-	"young model": 10,
-	"albino": 10,
-	"old-timer": 10,
-	"b-list actress": 10,
-	"politician": 10,
-	"princess": 10,
-	"arcology": 10,
-	"streamer": 10
-};
-
-const dickOptions = {
-	"d herm": 10,
-	"d young herm": 5,
-	"d pornstar": 10,
-	"d trophy husband": 5,
-	"d sports star": 5,
-	"d young model": 5,
-	"d albino": 5,
-	"d old-timer": 5,
-	"d b-list actress": 5,
-	"d politician": 5,
-	"d princess": 5,
-	"d arcology": 5,
-	"d streamer": 5,
-};
-
-if (Math.random()*100 < V.seeDicks)
-	V.seed = hashChoice(dickOptions);
-else
-	V.seed = hashChoice(options);
-<</script>>
-
-<<switch $seed>>
+<<set _choice = (function() {
+	const V = State.variables;
+	const options = [
+		"porn star",
+		"trophy wife",
+		"sports star",
+		"young model",
+		"albino",
+		"old-timer",
+		"b-list actress",
+		"politician",
+		"princess",
+		"arcology",
+		"streamer",
+	];
+	const dickOptions = [
+		"d herm",
+		"d young herm",
+		"d pornstar",
+		"d trophy husband",
+		"d sports star",
+		"d young model",
+		"d albino",
+		"d old-timer",
+		"d b-list actress",
+		"d politician",
+		"d princess",
+		"d arcology",
+		"d streamer",
+	];
+	return jsEither(Math.random()*100 < V.seeDicks ? dickOptions : options);
+})()>>
+
+<<switch _choice>>
 <<case "porn star">>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMinAge = Math.min(24, $minimumSlaveAge + 6)>>
 	<<set $activeSlaveOneTimeMaxAge = 40>>
@@ -891,18 +885,16 @@ else
 <</switch>>
 
 <<slaveCost $activeSlave>>
-<</nobr>>\
-\
-It will take <<print cashFormat($slaveCost)>> to win the auction.
-\
-<<nobr>>
+
+<br><br>It will take <<print cashFormat($slaveCost)>> to win the auction.
+
 <<if $cash >= $slaveCost>>
 	[[Place that bid|New Slave Intro][$cash -= $slaveCost,$nextButton = "Continue",$nextLink = "AS Dump",$returnTo = "Main"]]
 <<else>>
 	//You lack the necessary funds to place a winning bid.//
 <</if>>
-<</nobr>>
 
-<<set $saleDescription = 1>><<include "Long Slave Description">>\
+<<set $saleDescription = 1>>
+<br><br><<include "Long Slave Description">>
 
 <</if>>