diff --git a/src/interaction/wardrobeUse.js b/src/interaction/wardrobeUse.js
index 2d00eea7b39aada17f8919ed60c5119b6b59abb9..ed249dadbac321db8fb066a8af86812328ab3bf7 100644
--- a/src/interaction/wardrobeUse.js
+++ b/src/interaction/wardrobeUse.js
@@ -93,7 +93,7 @@ App.UI.Wardrobe.collar = function(slave) {
 	if (slave.fuckdoll !== 0) {
 		return;
 	}
-	// <<collarDescription>>
+	// <<= App.Desc.collar($activeSlave)>>
 	let el = document.createElement('div');
 
 	let label = document.createElement('div');
diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/belly/belly.js b/src/npc/descriptions/belly/belly.js
index 899184ad04dfcb5420291e52de071d291421e1ae..8a604f5e2e4f3e08ea0682a3489824f7dcf80a7c 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/belly/belly.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/belly/belly.js
@@ -2314,7 +2314,7 @@ App.Desc.belly = function(slave) {
 		}
 	}
 	if (slave.mpreg === 1 && slave.belly < 100) {
-		r.push(`${He} has a slight curve to ${his} abdomen, unusual for a male ${slave}.`);
+		r.push(`${He} has a slight curve to ${his} abdomen, unusual for a male slave.`);
 	}
 
 	if (V.showClothing === 1 && V.saleDescription === 0) {
diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/describeTattoos.js b/src/npc/descriptions/describeTattoos.js
index 03a09900f1a2f7564f2c7d321053e2239833d87f..5d08d394fbc826a4ceeda0d4f5caf7197d824ec2 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/describeTattoos.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/describeTattoos.js
@@ -587,7 +587,7 @@ App.Desc.tattoo = function(slave, surface) {
 							if (slave.vagina > -1) {
 								r.push(`'Make me suffer.'`);
 							} else {
-								r.push(`'As a ${slave}.'`);
+								r.push(`'As a slave.'`);
 							}
 							r.push(`is tattooed across ${his} right.`);
 							break;
@@ -682,7 +682,7 @@ App.Desc.tattoo = function(slave, surface) {
 						} else if (slave.physicalAge > 35) {
 							r.push(`'horny old bitch.'`);
 						} else {
-							r.push(`'sex ${slave}.'`);
+							r.push(`'sex slave.'`);
 						}
 						break;
 					case "scenes":
diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/style/clothing.js b/src/npc/descriptions/style/clothing.js
index 2f155cbecadb796fcd7d492461faab01ec13df7f..a909cb308966c3c6eba4567886b7567ad5cb6c95 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/style/clothing.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/style/clothing.js
@@ -245,7 +245,7 @@ App.Desc.clothing = function(slave) {
 				}
 				break;
 			case "a chattel habit":
-				r.push(`the revealing white and gold vestments of an ordained sex ${slave}.`);
+				r.push(`the revealing white and gold vestments of an ordained sex slave.`);
 				if (hasAnyLegs(slave)) {
 					r.push(`They include`);
 					r.push(App.Desc.footwear(slave));
diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/style/collar.js b/src/npc/descriptions/style/collar.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..add1e5c611c66014016bf8316baf662b29309512
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/style/collar.js
@@ -0,0 +1,152 @@
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.collar = function(slave) {
+	const r = [];
+	let daddy;
+	const pregCollar = either(1, 2, 3);
+	const {
+		he, him, his, He
+	} = getPronouns(slave);
+	switch (slave.collar) {
+		case "uncomfortable leather":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing an uncomfortable leather collar with a useful steel ring in front.`);
+			break;
+		case "preg biometrics":
+			if (slave.pregSource > 0) {
+				daddy = findFather(slave.pregSource).slaveName;
+			}
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a heavy metal collar with a digital display; it currently reads:`);
+			if (slave.preg > 0 && slave.pregKnown === 0) {
+				r.push(`"I might be preggers! Rub my belly for luck!"`);
+			} else {
+				if (pregCollar === 1) {
+					if (slave.pregWeek < 0) {
+						r.push(`"I'm a mommy now!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregKnown === 0) {
+						r.push(`"Knock me up!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregKnown === 1) {
+						if (slave.pregType === 0) {
+							r.push(`"1 baby`);
+						} else {
+							r.push(`${slave.pregType} babies`);
+						}
+						r.push(`on board!"`);
+					} else {
+						r.push(`"I'm infertile!"`);
+					}
+				} else if (pregCollar === 2) {
+					if (slave.pregWeek < 0) {
+						r.push(`"${num(slave.pregWeek * -1)}`);
+						if (slave.pregWeek === -1) {
+							r.push(`week`);
+						} else {
+							r.push(`weeks`);
+						}
+						r.push(`until I can get preggers again!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregKnown === 1) {
+						if (slave.broodmother === 2) {
+							if (slave.preg > 37) {
+								r.push(`"I'm crowning as you read this!"`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`"${38 - Math.ceil(slave.preg)} weeks till I pop!"`);
+							}
+						} else if (slave.broodmother === 1) {
+							r.push(`"${38 - Math.ceil(slave.preg)} weeks till I pop!"`);
+						} else {
+							r.push(`"${40 - slave.preg} weeks till I pop!"`);
+						}
+					} else {
+						r.push(`"My womb needs filling!"`);
+					}
+				} else {
+					if (slave.pregWeek < 0) {
+						r.push(`"I can't wait for my belly to swell with life again!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregKnown === 0) {
+						r.push(`"Put a baby in me today!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregSource === -1) {
+						r.push(`"Womb claimed by my ${WrittenMaster(slave)}!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregSource === 0 || slave.pregSource === -2 || slave.pregSource === -5) {
+						r.push(`"Baby made by slutting around!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregSource === -7) {
+						r.push(`"My baby was made with science!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregSource === -9) {
+						r.push(`"Futanari Sisters, now two for the price of one!"`);
+					} else if (slave.pregSource > 0) {
+						r.push(`"Womb claimed by ${daddy}!"`);
+					} else {
+						r.push(`"Put a baby in me today!"`);
+					}
+				}
+			}
+			break;
+		case "silk ribbon":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a tight silk ribbon fitted to ${his} neck, it is oddly elegant.`);
+			break;
+		case "tight steel":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a tight steel collar whose restricting metal touch ${he} cannot escape.`);
+			break;
+		case "shock punishment":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a utilitarian collar with a punishment device at ${his} throat to administer agonizing shocks.`);
+			break;
+		case "neck corset":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a fitted leather neck corset that constricts ${his} breathing and holds ${his} head rigidly upright.`);
+			break;
+		case "stylish leather":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a stylish leather collar buckled in the front, a classic accessory for the well behaved slave.`);
+			break;
+		case "satin choker":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a steel reinforced black satin choker that is at once elegant and functional.`);
+			break;
+		case "heavy gold":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a heavy gold collar, an outstanding bit of ostentation.`);
+			break;
+		case "pretty jewelry":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a pretty slave collar that can almost be mistaken for jewelry.`);
+			break;
+		case "bell collar":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a comfortable leather collar with a small brass bell at ${his} throat.`);
+			break;
+		case "leather with cowbell":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a comfortable leather collar with a small steel cowbell at ${his} throat.`);
+			break;
+		case "bowtie":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing the collar from a white formal shirt, and a black bowtie, though these conceal an actual collar that works perfectly well for restraint.`);
+			break;
+		case "neck tie":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a neck tie, though it conceals an actual collar that works perfectly well for restraint.`);
+			break;
+		case "ancient Egyptian":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a beautiful golden wesekh, a collar that spreads from ${his} neck out onto both shoulders and down ${his} front.`);
+			break;
+		case "cruel retirement counter":
+		case "nice retirement counter":
+			r.push(`${He} is wearing a`);
+			if (slave.collar === "cruel retirement counter") {
+				r.push(`heavy metal collar`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`nice collar, almost a necklace,`);
+			}
+			r.push(`with a small numerical display reading`);
+			if (slave.indenture > -1) {
+				r.push(`${slave.indenture}, the number of weeks left in ${his} indenture.`);
+			} else if (V.policies.retirement.sex > 0) {
+				r.push(`${V.policies.retirement.sex - (slave.counter.oral + slave.counter.anal + slave.counter.vaginal + slave.counter.penetrative + slave.counter.mammary)}, for the number of cocks between ${him} and ${his} freedom.`);
+			} else if (V.policies.retirement.milk > 0) {
+				r.push(`${V.policies.retirement.milk - slave.counter.milk}, for the amount of milk ${he} has yet to give.`);
+			} else if (V.policies.retirement.cum > 0) {
+				r.push(`${V.policies.retirement.cum - slave.counter.cum}, for the amount of cum ${he} has yet to give.`);
+			} else if (V.policies.retirement.births > 0) {
+				r.push(`${V.policies.retirement.births - slave.counter.births}, for the number of pregnancies still between ${him} and freedom.`);
+			} else if (V.policies.retirement.kills > 0) {
+				r.push(`${V.policies.retirement.kills - slave.counter.pitKills}, for the number of lives still between ${him} and freedom.`);
+			} else if (V.policies.retirement.physicalAgePolicy === 0) {
+				r.push(`${(365 * (V.retirementAge - slave.actualAge)) + (7 * (52 - slave.birthWeek))}, the number of days of sexual slavery ahead of ${him}.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`${(365 * (V.retirementAge - slave.physicalAge)) + (7 * (52 - slave.birthWeek))}, the number of days of sexual slavery ahead of ${him}.`);
+			}
+	}
+
+	return r.join(" ");
+};
diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/style/upperFace.js b/src/npc/descriptions/style/upperFace.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e4963b48101ac9d582bf0232829e867614bb9e4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/style/upperFace.js
@@ -0,0 +1,241 @@
+/**
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+App.Desc.upperFace = function(slave) {
+	const r = [];
+	const {
+		he, him, his, He, His
+	} = getPronouns(slave);
+	if (slave.fuckdoll === 0) {
+		switch (slave.clothes) {
+			case "restrictive latex":
+				r.push(`The upper half of ${his} face is covered by the hood of ${his} latex suit: though`);
+				if (canSee(slave)) {
+					r.push(`${he} can see through eye-holes, these can easily be closed to blind ${him}.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`there are eye-holes, they are currently closed due to their lack of use.`);
+				}
+				break;
+			case "harem gauze":
+				r.push(`${His} harem outfit includes the traditional veil for ${his} face.`);
+				break;
+			case "a burkini":
+				r.push(`Above ${his} shoulders, ${his} burkini leaves only ${his} face bare.`);
+				break;
+			case "a hijab and blouse":
+				r.push(`Above the shoulders of ${his} blouse, ${his} hijab leaves only ${his} face bare.`);
+				break;
+			case "a hijab and abaya":
+				r.push(`Above the shoulders of ${his} abaya, ${his} hijab leaves only ${his} face bare.`);
+				break;
+			case "a niqab and abaya":
+				r.push(`Above the shoulders of ${his} abaya, ${his} niqab leaves only the area around ${his} eyes bare.`);
+				break;
+			case "a klan robe":
+			case "a slutty klan robe":
+				r.push(`Above the shoulders of ${his} robe, ${his} hood leaves only the area around ${his} eyes bare.`);
+				break;
+			case "a burqa":
+				r.push(`${His} burqa near totally covers ${his} face, aside from what can be seen behind the fabric mesh that covers ${his} eyes.`);
+				break;
+			case "a chattel habit":
+				r.push(`A golden circlet crowns ${his} white cowl, securing ${his} habit to ${his} head.`);
+				break;
+			case "a succubus outfit":
+				r.push(`${He} has a pair of false horns sprouting from just behind ${his} hairline and sweeping backward, which are anchored to a wire headband hidden by ${his} hair.`);
+				break;
+			case "a bunny outfit":
+				r.push(`A pair of bunny ears sprout from a headband atop ${his} head.`);
+				break;
+		}
+		if (hasAnyCyberneticEyes(slave)) {
+			r.push(`${He} has artificial`);
+			if (hasBothCyberneticEyes(slave)) {
+				r.push(`eyes.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`an eye.`);
+			}
+		}
+		if (slave.eyewear === "corrective glasses" || slave.eyewear === "blurring glasses" || slave.eyewear === "glasses") {
+			r.push(`${He}'s wearing a pair of`);
+			switch (slave.clothes) {
+				case "chains":
+				case "shibari ropes":
+				case "uncomfortable straps":
+				case "a chattel habit":
+				case "overalls":
+				case "Western clothing":
+					r.push(`sturdy glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "restrictive latex":
+					r.push(`glasses over the hood,`);
+					break;
+				case "a ball gown":
+				case "a slave gown":
+				case "conservative clothing":
+				case "cutoffs and a t-shirt":
+				case "a halter top dress":
+				case "a maternity dress":
+				case "a courtesan dress":
+					r.push(`nice frameless glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "body oil":
+					r.push(`big retro glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "slutty business attire":
+					r.push(`horn-rimmed glasses to accent ${his} business attire,`);
+					break;
+				case "a schoolgirl outfit":
+					r.push(`horn-rimmed glasses to improve ${his} schoolgirl look,`);
+					break;
+				case "nice business attire":
+					r.push(`wire-frame glasses to accent ${his} business attire,`);
+					break;
+				case "attractive lingerie":
+				case "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman":
+				case "an apron":
+				case "a hijab and blouse":
+					r.push(`feminine glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "kitty lingerie":
+					r.push(`cat-eye glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a succubus outfit":
+					r.push(`severe steel-frame glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "harem gauze":
+				case "slutty jewelry":
+					r.push(`glasses with golden wire frames,`);
+					break;
+				case "a burqa":
+				case "a niqab and abaya":
+				case "a penitent nuns habit":
+				case "a klan robe":
+				case "a slutty klan robe":
+					r.push(`cheap glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a gothic lolita dress":
+					r.push(`Victorian-styled glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a hanbok":
+					r.push(`folding spectacle glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a police uniform":
+					r.push(`aviator sunglasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a Santa dress":
+					r.push(`antique reading glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a bunny outfit":
+				case "a monokini":
+					r.push(`girly retro glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a hijab and abaya":
+				case "a huipil":
+				case "a kimono":
+				case "a long qipao":
+				case "a nice maid outfit":
+				case "a slutty qipao":
+				case "a slutty maid outfit":
+					r.push(`an old fashioned pair of horn rimmed glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a fallen nuns habit":
+				case "a cheerleader outfit":
+				case "a slutty nurse outfit":
+					r.push(`a daring pair of horn rimmed glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "clubslut netting":
+				case "a string bikini":
+				case "striped panties":
+				case "a bimbo outfit":
+					r.push(`a pair of girly pastel glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a scalemail bikini":
+					r.push(`a pair of ancient-looking glasses,`);
+					break;
+				case "a burkini":
+				case "a one-piece swimsuit":
+					r.push(`swim goggles,`);
+					break;
+				default:
+					r.push(`simple wire-frame glasses,`);
+			}
+			if (getBestVision(slave) === 0) {
+				r.push(`which, since ${he} is <span class="red">blind,</span> are just for show. ${He} moves carefully as to not bump into things.`);
+			} else {
+				if (slave.eyewear === "blurring glasses") {
+					if (anyVisionEquals(slave, 2)) {
+						r.push(`which are designed to blur ${his} vision, making ${him} clumsy.`);
+					} else {
+						r.push(`which do nothing to help ${his} <span class="yellow">nearsightedness</span> and consequent clumsiness.`);
+					}
+				} else if (slave.eyewear === "corrective glasses") {
+					if (anyVisionEquals(slave, 1)) {
+						r.push(`which correct ${his} vision.`);
+					} else {
+						r.push(`which are just for show.`);
+					}
+				} else {
+					r.push(`which are just for show.`);
+				}
+			}
+		} else {
+			if (!canSee(slave)) {
+				r.push(`${He} is <span class="red">blind,</span> and moves very carefully as a result.`);
+			} else if (!canSeePerfectly(slave)) {
+				if (slave.eyewear === "blurring contacts") {
+					r.push(`${He}'s wearing contacts designed to blur ${his} vision, making ${him} clumsy.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`${He}'s <span class="yellow">nearsighted,</span> and a bit clumsy as a result.`);
+				}
+			} else {
+				if (slave.eyewear === "corrective contacts") {
+					r.push(`${He}'s wearing contact lenses to correct ${his} <span class="yellow">nearsightedness.</span>`);
+				}
+			}
+		}
+		// CLOSES EYEWEAR
+		if (slave.earwear === "hearing aids" || slave.earwear === "muffling ear plugs" || slave.earwear === "deafening ear plugs") {
+			r.push(`In ${his} ears, ${he} wears`);
+			if (slave.earwear === "hearing aids") {
+				r.push(`a pair of hearing aids,`);
+				if (slave.hears > -1) {
+					r.push(`which do little to correct ${his} already adequate hearing.`);
+				} else if (slave.hears === -1) {
+					r.push(`which are used to correct ${his} <span class="yellow">hearing impairment.</span>`);
+				} else if (slave.hears < -1) {
+					r.push(`which, due to ${his} <span class="red">deafness,</span> are useless.`);
+				}
+			} else if (slave.earwear === "muffling ear plugs") {
+				r.push(`a pair of small foam ear plugs,`);
+				if (slave.hears > -1) {
+					r.push(`which noticeably <span class="yellow">muffle ${his} hearing.</span>`);
+				} else if (slave.hears === -1) {
+					r.push(`which are pointless, as ${he} is already <span class="yellow">hard of hearing.</span>`);
+				} else if (slave.hears < -1) {
+					r.push(`which are pointless, as ${he} is totally <span class="red">deaf.</span>`);
+				}
+			} else if (slave.earwear === "deafening ear plugs") {
+				r.push(`a pair of large silicone ear plugs,`);
+				if (slave.hears > -1) {
+					r.push(`which <span class="red">nullify ${his} sense of hearing.</span>`);
+				} else if (slave.hears === -1) {
+					r.push(`which impair ${his} hearing to the point of <span class="red">deafness.</span>`);
+				} else if (slave.hears < -1) {
+					r.push(`which are pointless, as ${he} is already <span class="red">deaf.</span>`);
+				}
+			}
+		} else {
+			if (slave.hears === -1) {
+				r.push(`${He}'s <span class="yellow">hard of hearing,</span> and a bit nervous as a result.`);
+			} else if (slave.hears < -1) {
+				r.push(`${He} is <span class="red">deaf,</span> and overly paranoid as a result.`);
+			}
+		}
+	} else {
+		r.push(`${His} face is featurelessly obscured by the Fuckdoll suit from the top of ${his} head down to ${his} face hole.`);
+	}
+
+	return r.join(" ");
+};
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw b/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
index 8bbf589512a7bde5c84045c66827d6f6ba363a62..bcb8415400947af71b7a41ac986777af78a7ea2e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
@@ -1838,7 +1838,7 @@ $He is
 
 	<<= App.Desc.ears($activeSlave)>>
 
-	<<upperFaceDescription>>
+	<<= App.Desc.upperFace($activeSlave)>>
 
 	<<= App.Desc.hair($activeSlave)>>
 
@@ -1915,7 +1915,7 @@ $He is
 <<if ($showClothing == 1) && ($saleDescription == 0)>>
 
 	<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-		<<collarDescription>>
+		<<= App.Desc.collar($activeSlave)>>
 		<<= App.Desc.faceAccessory($activeSlave)>>
 		<<= App.Desc.mouthAccessory($activeSlave)>>
 		<<if ($activeSlave.relationship > 4)>>
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw
index 2a2c9a9ffc7a8b69d9413d216420bd95be97b2bb..626dc4abdd3cac43671a7ca01fd97723ca642199 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw
@@ -1,269 +1,5 @@
 :: clothing description widgets [widget nobr]
 
-<<widget "upperFaceDescription">>
-	<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
-		<<switch $activeSlave.clothes>>
-		<<case "restrictive latex">>
-			The upper half of $his face is covered by the hood of $his latex suit: though <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$he can see through eye-holes, these can easily be closed to blind $him<<else>>there are eye-holes, they are currently closed due to their lack of use<</if>>.
-		<<case "harem gauze">>
-			$His harem outfit includes the traditional veil for $his face.
-		<<case "a burkini">>
-			Above $his shoulders, $his burkini leaves only $his face bare.
-		<<case "a hijab and blouse">>
-			Above the shoulders of $his blouse, $his hijab leaves only $his face bare.
-		<<case "a hijab and abaya">>
-			Above the shoulders of $his abaya, $his hijab leaves only $his face bare.
-		<<case "a niqab and abaya">>
-			Above the shoulders of $his abaya, $his niqab leaves only the area around $his eyes bare.
-		<<case "a klan robe" "a slutty klan robe">>
-			Above the shoulders of $his robe, $his hood leaves only the area around $his eyes bare.
-		<<case "a burqa">>
-			$His burqa near totally covers $his face, aside from what can be seen behind the fabric mesh that covers $his eyes.
-		<<case "a chattel habit">>
-			A golden circlet crowns $his white cowl, securing $his habit to $his head.
-		<<case "a succubus outfit">>
-			$He has a pair of false horns sprouting from just behind $his hairline and sweeping backward, which are anchored to a wire headband hidden by $his hair.
-		<<case "a bunny outfit">>
-			A pair of bunny ears sprout from a headband atop $his head.
-		<</switch>>
-		<<if hasAnyCyberneticEyes($activeSlave)>>
-			$He has artificial <<if hasBothCyberneticEyes($activeSlave)>>eyes<<else>>an eye<</if>>.
-		<</if>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.eyewear == "corrective glasses") || ($activeSlave.eyewear == "blurring glasses") || ($activeSlave.eyewear == "glasses")>>
-			$He's wearing a pair of
-			<<switch $activeSlave.clothes>>
-			<<case "chains" "shibari ropes" "uncomfortable straps" "a chattel habit" "overalls" "Western clothing">>
-				sturdy glasses,
-			<<case "restrictive latex">>
-				glasses over the hood,
-			<<case "a ball gown" "a slave gown" "conservative clothing" "cutoffs and a t-shirt" "a halter top dress" "a maternity dress" "a courtesan dress">>
-				nice frameless glasses,
-			<<case "body oil">>
-				big retro glasses,
-			<<case "slutty business attire">>
-				horn-rimmed glasses to accent $his business attire,
-			<<case "a schoolgirl outfit">>
-				horn-rimmed glasses to improve $his schoolgirl look,
-			<<case "nice business attire">>
-				wire-frame glasses to accent $his business attire,
-			<<case "attractive lingerie" "attractive lingerie for a pregnant woman" "an apron" "a hijab and blouse">>
-				feminine glasses,
-			<<case "kitty lingerie">>
-				cat-eye glasses,
-			<<case "a succubus outfit">>
-				severe steel-frame glasses,
-			<<case "harem gauze" "slutty jewelry">>
-				glasses with golden wire frames,
-			<<case "a burqa" "a niqab and abaya" "a penitent nuns habit" "a klan robe" "a slutty klan robe">>
-				cheap glasses,
-			<<case "a gothic lolita dress">>
-				Victorian-styled glasses,
-			<<case "a hanbok">>
-				folding spectacle glasses,
-			<<case "a police uniform">>
-				aviator sunglasses,
-			<<case "a Santa dress">>
-				antique reading glasses,
-			<<case "a bunny outfit" "a monokini">>
-				girly retro glasses,
-			<<case "a hijab and abaya" "a huipil" "a kimono" "a long qipao" "a nice maid outfit" "a slutty qipao" "a slutty maid outfit">>
-				an old fashioned pair of horn rimmed glasses,
-			<<case "a fallen nuns habit" "a cheerleader outfit" "a slutty nurse outfit">>
-				a daring pair of horn rimmed glasses,
-			<<case "clubslut netting" "a string bikini" "striped panties" "a bimbo outfit">>
-				a pair of girly pastel glasses,
-			<<case "a scalemail bikini">>
-				a pair of ancient-looking glasses,
-			<<case "a burkini" "a one-piece swimsuit">>
-				swim goggles,
-			<<default>>
-				simple wire-frame glasses,
-			<</switch>>
-			<<if getBestVision($activeSlave) === 0>>
-				which, since $he is @@.red;blind,@@ are just for show. $He moves carefully as to not bump into things.
-			<<else>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.eyewear == "blurring glasses">>
-					<<if anyVisionEquals($activeSlave, 2)>>
-						which are designed to blur $his vision, making $him clumsy.
-					<<else>>
-						which do nothing to help $his @@.yellow;nearsightedness@@ and consequent clumsiness.
-					<</if>>
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.eyewear == "corrective glasses">>
-					<<if anyVisionEquals($activeSlave, 1)>>
-						which correct $his vision.
-					<<else>>
-						which are just for show.
-					<</if>>
-				<<else>>
-					which are just for show.
-				<</if>>
-			<</if>>
-		<<else>>
-			<<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>
-				$He is @@.red;blind,@@ and moves very carefully as a result.
-			<<elseif !canSeePerfectly($activeSlave)>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.eyewear == "blurring contacts">>
-					$He's wearing contacts designed to blur $his vision, making $him clumsy.
-				<<else>>
-					$He's @@.yellow;nearsighted,@@ and a bit clumsy as a result.
-				<</if>>
-			<<else>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.eyewear == "corrective contacts">>
-					$He's wearing contact lenses to correct $his @@.yellow;nearsightedness.@@
-				<</if>>
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>> /* CLOSES EYEWEAR */
-		<<if ($activeSlave.earwear == "hearing aids") || ($activeSlave.earwear == "muffling ear plugs") || ($activeSlave.earwear == "deafening ear plugs")>>
-			In $his ears, $he wears
-			<<if $activeSlave.earwear == "hearing aids">>
-				a pair of hearing aids,
-				<<if $activeSlave.hears > -1>>
-					which do little to correct $his already adequate hearing.
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.hears == -1>>
-					which are used to correct $his @@.yellow;hearing impairment.@@
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.hears < -1>>
-					which, due to $his @@.red;deafness,@@ are useless.
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.earwear == "muffling ear plugs">>
-				a pair of small foam ear plugs,
-				<<if $activeSlave.hears > -1>>
-					which noticeably @@.yellow;muffle $his hearing.@@
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.hears == -1>>
-					which are pointless, as $he is already @@.yellow;hard of hearing.@@
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.hears < -1>>
-					which are pointless, as $he is totally @@.red;deaf.@@
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.earwear == "deafening ear plugs">>
-				a pair of large silicone ear plugs,
-				<<if $activeSlave.hears > -1>>
-					which @@.red;nullify $his sense of hearing.@@
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.hears == -1>>
-					which impair $his hearing to the point of @@.red;deafness.@@
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.hears < -1>>
-					which are pointless, as $he is already @@.red;deaf.@@
-				<</if>>
-			<</if>>
-		<<else>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.hears == -1>>
-				$He's @@.yellow;hard of hearing,@@ and a bit nervous as a result.
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.hears < -1>>
-				$He is @@.red;deaf,@@ and overly paranoid as a result.
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<<else>>
-		$His face is featurelessly obscured by the Fuckdoll suit from the top of $his head down to $his face hole.
-	<</if>>
-<</widget>>
-
-<<widget "collarDescription">>
-	<<switch $activeSlave.collar>>
-	<<case "uncomfortable leather">>
-		$He is wearing an uncomfortable leather collar with a useful steel ring in front.
-	<<case "preg biometrics">>
-		<<if $activeSlave.pregSource > 0>>
-			<<set _daddy = findFather($activeSlave.pregSource), _daddy = _daddy.slaveName>>
-		<</if>>
-		<<set _pregCollar = either(1, 2, 3)>>
-		$He is wearing a heavy metal collar with a digital display; it currently reads:
-		<<if $activeSlave.preg > 0 && $activeSlave.pregKnown == 0>>
-			"I might be preggers! Rub my belly for luck!"
-		<<else>>
-			<<if _pregCollar == 1>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.pregWeek < 0>>
-					"I'm a mommy now!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 0>>
-					"Knock me up!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>
-					"<<if $activeSlave.pregType == 0>>1<<else>>$activeSlave.pregType<</if>> bab<<if $activeSlave.pregType > 1>>ies<<else>>y<</if>> on board!"
-				<<else>>
-					"I'm infertile!"
-				<</if>>
-			<<elseif _pregCollar == 2>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.pregWeek < 0>>
-					"<<= num($activeSlave.pregWeek*-1)>> week<<if $activeSlave.pregWeek != -1>>s<</if>> until I can get preggers again!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>>
-					<<if $activeSlave.broodmother == 2>>
-						<<if $activeSlave.preg > 37>>
-							"I'm crowning as you read this!"
-						<<else>>
-							"<<print 38-Math.ceil($activeSlave.preg)>> weeks till I pop!"
-						<</if>>
-					<<elseif $activeSlave.broodmother == 1>>
-						"<<print 38-Math.ceil($activeSlave.preg)>> weeks till I pop!"
-					<<else>>
-						"<<print 40-$activeSlave.preg>> weeks till I pop!"
-					<</if>>
-				<<else>>
-					"My womb needs filling!"
-				<</if>>
-			<<else>>
-				<<if $activeSlave.pregWeek < 0>>
-					"I can't wait for my belly to swell with life again!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregKnown == 0>>
-					"Put a baby in me today!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>
-					"Womb claimed by my <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>!"
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.pregSource == 0 || $activeSlave.pregSource == -2 || $activeSlave.pregSource == -5)>>
-					"Baby made by slutting around!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregSource == -7>>
-					"My baby was made with science!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregSource == -9>>
-					"Futanari Sisters, now two for the price of one!"
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.pregSource > 0>>
-					"Womb claimed by _daddy!"
-				<<else>>
-					"Put a baby in me today!"
-				<</if>>
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-	<<case "silk ribbon">>
-		$He is wearing a tight silk ribbon fitted to $his neck, it is oddly elegant.
-	<<case "tight steel">>
-		$He is wearing a tight steel collar whose restricting metal touch $he cannot escape.
-	<<case "shock punishment">>
-		$He is wearing a utilitarian collar with a punishment device at $his throat to administer agonizing shocks.
-	<<case "neck corset">>
-		$He is wearing a fitted leather neck corset that constricts $his breathing and holds $his head rigidly upright.
-	<<case "stylish leather">>
-		$He is wearing a stylish leather collar buckled in the front, a classic accessory for the well behaved slave.
-	<<case "satin choker">>
-		$He is wearing a steel reinforced black satin choker that is at once elegant and functional.
-	<<case "heavy gold">>
-		$He is wearing a heavy gold collar, an outstanding bit of ostentation.
-	<<case "pretty jewelry">>
-		$He is wearing a pretty slave collar that can almost be mistaken for jewelry.
-	<<case "bell collar">>
-		$He is wearing a comfortable leather collar with a small brass bell at $his throat.
-	<<case "leather with cowbell">>
-		$He is wearing a comfortable leather collar with a small steel cowbell at $his throat.
-	<<case "bowtie">>
-		$He is wearing the collar from a white formal shirt, and a black bowtie, though these conceal an actual collar that works perfectly well for restraint.
-	<<case "neck tie">>
-		$He is wearing a neck tie, though it conceals an actual collar that works perfectly well for restraint.
-	<<case "ancient Egyptian">>
-		$He is wearing a beautiful golden wesekh, a collar that spreads from $his neck out onto both shoulders and down $his front.
-	<<case "cruel retirement counter" "nice retirement counter">>
-		$He is wearing a <<if $activeSlave.collar == "cruel retirement counter">>heavy metal collar<<else>>nice collar, almost a necklace,<</if>> with a small numerical display reading
-		<<if $activeSlave.indenture > -1>>
-			$activeSlave.indenture, the number of weeks left in $his indenture.
-		<<elseif $policies.retirement.sex > 0>>
-			<<print $policies.retirement.sex - ($activeSlave.counter.oral + $activeSlave.counter.anal + $activeSlave.counter.vaginal + $activeSlave.counter.penetrative + $activeSlave.counter.mammary)>>, for the number of cocks between $him and $his freedom.
-		<<elseif $policies.retirement.milk > 0>>
-			<<print $policies.retirement.milk - $activeSlave.counter.milk>>, for the amount of milk $he has yet to give.
-		<<elseif $policies.retirement.cum > 0>>
-			<<print $policies.retirement.cum - $activeSlave.counter.cum>>, for the amount of cum $he has yet to give.
-		<<elseif $policies.retirement.births > 0>>
-			<<print $policies.retirement.births - $activeSlave.counter.births>>, for the number of pregnancies still between $him and freedom.
-		<<elseif $policies.retirement.kills > 0>>
-			<<print $policies.retirement.kills - $activeSlave.counter.pitKills>>, for the number of lives still between $him and freedom.
-		<<elseif $policies.retirement.physicalAgePolicy == 0>>
-			<<print (365*($retirementAge-$activeSlave.actualAge))+(7*(52-$activeSlave.birthWeek))>>, the number of days of sexual slavery ahead of $him.
-		<<else>>
-			<<print (365*($retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge))+(7*(52-$activeSlave.birthWeek))>>, the number of days of sexual slavery ahead of $him.
-		<</if>>
-	<</switch>>
-<</widget>>
-
 <<widget "armwearDescription">>
 /* check clothing descriptions from above for glove references */
 <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>