diff --git a/src/npc/fBeg.tw b/src/npc/fBeg.tw
index 4899218fa5f26b8da2d2e229847d1ff2f8a1f69b..75a0bf1d84bcf5e75061954b580fa8c4c7a92558 100644
--- a/src/npc/fBeg.tw
+++ b/src/npc/fBeg.tw
@@ -150,7 +150,7 @@ You then tell your slave to kneel at your feet.
 		<<else>>
 			You reach out and grab $him firmly by the collar.
 		<</if>>
-		"One more chance, slut." By now, the other slaves have arrived and are standing loyally by your side. Your loyal slaves force $him to $his knees.
+		"One more chance, slut." By now, the other slaves have arrived and are standing loyally by your side. Your loyal slaves force $him to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>the ground<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 	"Head at crotch level," you clarify. "Remember your purpose."
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion < 20)>>
@@ -171,9 +171,9 @@ You then tell your slave to kneel at your feet.
 		<<case "humiliation">>
 			makes a big show of it as $he lowers $himself dramatically before you.
 		<<case "buttslut">>
-			leans heavily forward so that $his ass sticks out ridiculously far as $he bends $his knees and goes to the floor.
+			leans heavily forward so that $his ass sticks out ridiculously far as $he <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>bends $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> and <</if>>goes to the floor.
 		<<case "pregnancy">>
-			obeys your command and goes to $his knees.
+			obeys your command and goes to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the floor<</if>>.
 		<<case "boobs">>
 			pulls $his shoulders back strongly while leaning far enough forward to drag $his
 			<<if ($activeSlave.boobs >= 10000)>>
@@ -193,10 +193,10 @@ You then tell your slave to kneel at your feet.
 			<</if>>
 			across your body as $he goes down.
 		<<default>>
-			obeys your command and goes to $his knees.
+			obeys your command and goes to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the floor<</if>>.
 		<</switch>>
 	<<else>>
-		obeys your command and goes to $his knees.
+		obeys your command and goes to <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knees<<else>>the floor<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 <<if ($activeSlave.devotion < -20)>>
@@ -295,9 +295,9 @@ You give $him permission to speak, and tell $him that $he may beg $his <<= Writt
 	<<if ($activeSlave.trust < -50)>>
 		<<switch $activeSlave.standardPunishment>>
 		<<case "confinement">>
-			Your slave simply <<if hasAnyArms($activeSLave)>>presses $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> together and <</if>>begs you not to lock $him up in the bad-<<= $girl>> box.
+			Your slave simply <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>presses $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> together and <</if>>begs you not to lock $him up in the bad-<<= $girl>> box.
 		<<case "whipping">>
-			Your slave simply <<if hasAnyArms($activeSLave)>>presses $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> together and <</if>>begs you not to whip $him.
+			Your slave simply <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>presses $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> together and <</if>>begs you not to whip $him.
 		<<case "chastity">>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.energy > 60)>>
 				Your slave simply presses $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> together and begs you not to take away $his next orgasm
@@ -430,7 +430,7 @@ You give $him permission to speak, and tell $him that $he may beg $his <<= Writt
 			<<case "pregnant">>
 				$He begins to <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>caress<<else>>stick out<</if>> $his stomach. "U<<s>>e me a<<s>> your breeder, <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e! I ju<<s>>t want to be filled with your <<s>>eed forever!"
 			<<default>>
-				$He kneels <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>with $his legs far spread<<else>>on the floor<</if>>. "Use my fuckhole <<Master>>, I beg you. Plea<<s>>e, I need you to fuck me!"
+				$He kneels <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>with $his legs far spread<<else>>on the floor<</if>>. "U<<s>>e my fuckhole <<Master>>, I beg you. Plea<<s>>e, I need you to fuck me!"
 			<</switch>>
 		<<else>>
 			"<<Master>>, I e<<x>>i<<s>>t to <<s>>erve you." $He say, "I have no other purpo<<s>>e in life. I beg of you, plea<<s>>e never let me leave your <<s>>ervi<<c>>e. Let me wait on you forever. I <<s>>wear I will alway<<s>> be obedient. Let me cook your meal<<s>>, clean your penthou<<s>>e, care for your other <<s>>lave<<s>>, even make me a cow. I don't care, a<<s>> long a<<s>> I'm here <<s>>erving you." $He knows that $his rightful place is a slave, and $he is dedicated to living out that role to the fullest.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw b/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
index 64a58f3662979517a74063075fe3a64766e2e5e3..dbad2c4d628abaf6ee2f0a39e630dfd076c63e21 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
@@ -9,12 +9,11 @@
 <<set _brandTarget = $brandTarget.primary>>
 <<if ($activeSlave.dick == 0 && $brandTarget.primary == "penis")
 || ($activeSlave.earShape != "none" && $brandTarget.primary == "ear")
-|| (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave) && ($brandTarget.primary == "thigh" || $brandTarget.primary == "calf" || $brandTarget.primary == "ankle" || $brandTarget.primary == "foot"))
+|| (!hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave) && ($brandTarget.primary == "thigh" || $brandTarget.primary == "calf" || $brandTarget.primary == "ankle" || $brandTarget.primary == "foot"))
 || ($activeSlave.balls == 0 && $activeSlave.scrotum == 0 && $brandTarget.primary == "testicle")>>
 	<<set _brandTarget = $brandTarget.secondary>>
 <</if>>
 
-
 <<if $activeSlave.mother > 0>>
 	<<set _tempMom = getSlave($activeSlave.mother)>>
 	<<if ndef _tempMom>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
index 80a2ca193518950630378d13801012769bf3b475..21512d9ffbe275bc07715df68b289d56b4c2c1c6 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
@@ -208,7 +208,7 @@ Your inspections require the slave to offer each of $his body parts to your view
 <<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
 	erect cock, which $he doesn't have to touch to keep upright.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-poor flaccid member, which $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>uses a thumb and forefinger<<else>>understandably struggles<</if>> to pull upright.
+	poor flaccid member, which $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>uses a thumb and forefinger<<else>>understandably struggles<</if>> to pull upright.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.labia > 0)>>
 	pussy, whose lips are so generous that $he <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>uses both hands<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>struggles<<else>>uses $his hand<</if>> to peel them apart.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina > 1)>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw b/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
index ff46434af14ce4ff63e30ba19bd585a41f77e31a..0b2cce45bd0fd63b65918d5471cf88c8549b72fe 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
@@ -36,10 +36,15 @@
 		<<= VCheck.Both(4, 2)>>
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation")>>
 		Since $activeSlave.slaveName has an unusual sexuality, you @@.hotpink;build $his devotion to you@@ by indulging $his perversions. Since $he's an absolute slut for humiliation, you let $him whore around inside the special camera room whenever possible. When you're going out and feel like putting on a show, you
-		<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>
-			bring $him on a leash and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $him down on $his knees in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he masturbates fervently.
+		<<if (hasBothLegs($activeSlave))>>
+			bring $him on a leash and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $him down on $his knees in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he
 		<<else>>
-			carry $him out and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $his face to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>pussy<</if>> in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he tries $his hardest to masturbate.
+			carry $him out and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $his face to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>pussy<</if>> in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he
+		<</if>>
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
+			masturbates fervently.
+		<<else>>
+			tries $his hardest to masturbate.
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 8, $oralTotal += 8>>
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus == 3) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 3) && $activeSlave.geneMods.rapidCellGrowth != 1>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw b/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
index 6eb3c5799b02f98a2ef183b7f1c3d2ff735b47c0..6b6369be6006c9890f8c9728fcf3e87995f0961b 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@
 <br><<link "Torment $him with vibration">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	Since you use chastity as a punishment, you're accustomed to using your office for supervising sexual denial. You order $him to place $his hands in one of the many sets of restraints set high up on the office walls for the purpose.
+	Since you use chastity as a punishment, you're accustomed to using your office for supervising sexual denial. You order $him to place $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> in one of the many sets of restraints set high up on the office walls for the purpose.
 	<<if $activeSlave.clitPiercing != 3>>
 		You equip $him with a set of smart vibrators. The first is attached <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>to $his dickhead<<else>>against $his clit<</if>>,
 	<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw b/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw
index 6287d15ce76b2c071b1c308fe1587cc30fcde42c..38b4b409fca6bd198a9a0cc26d542e0799487dad 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw
@@ -1251,7 +1251,7 @@
 				<<case "Eugenics" "Gender Fundamentalist" "Gender Radicalist" "Hedonistic" "Maturity Preferentialist" "Paternalist" "Repopulation Focus" "Slimness Enthusiast" "Youth Preferentialist">>
 					The luxurious living conditions encourage $him to @@.mediumaquamarine;feel respectable.@@ $He can't help but @@.hotpink;feel you care@@ about $him as something more than just an object under such lovely treatment.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 3, $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
-				<<case "Roman Revivalist" "Aztec Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist" "Arabian Revivalist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist">>
+				<<case "Arabian Revivalist" "Aztec Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist" "Roman Revivalist">>
 					The living conditions, despite their open nature, are @@.mediumaquamarine;quite relaxing.@@ $His opinion of you @@.hotpink;can only rise@@ with such lovely treatment.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 2, $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
 				<<case "Edo Revivalist">>
@@ -1276,7 +1276,7 @@
 				<<switch $clinicDecoration>>
 				<<case "Eugenics" "Gender Fundamentalist" "Gender Radicalist" "Hedonistic" "Maturity Preferentialist" "Paternalist" "Repopulation Focus" "Slimness Enthusiast" "Youth Preferentialist">>
 					$He loves $his stay in $clinicName and almost wishes it didn't have to end.
-				<<case "Roman Revivalist" "Aztec Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist" "Arabian Revivalist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist">>
+				<<case "Arabian Revivalist" "Aztec Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist" "Roman Revivalist">>
 					The living conditions, despite their open nature, are @@.mediumaquamarine;quite relaxing.@@ $He savors $his stay at $clinicName.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1>>
 				<<case "Edo Revivalist">>
@@ -3578,7 +3578,7 @@
 						<<if $slaves.length > 2 || $menials > 0>>
 							Under the rules and $his job, $he finds $himself constantly molested by other slaves, and lives $his life constantly @@.gold;afraid.@@
 						<<else>>
-							Under the rules and $his job, $he is free game for other slaves to molest, and lives $his life constantly @@.gold;afraid@@ of the day you bring home more girls.
+							Under the rules and $his job, $he is free game for other slaves to molest, and lives $his life constantly @@.gold;afraid@@ of the day you bring home more slaves.
 						<</if>>
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust -= 2>>
 					<<else>>
@@ -4581,7 +4581,7 @@
 						slavery.
 					<</if>>
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
-				<<case "Aztec Revivalist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist" "Edo Revivalist" "Arabian Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist">>
+				<<case "Arabian Revivalist" "Aztec Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Edo Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist">>
 					The spare living conditions and daily tasks @@.hotpink;get $him used@@ to the routine of slavery.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
 				<<case "Roman Revivalist">>
@@ -4637,7 +4637,7 @@
 						The spare living conditions of $farmyardName @@.gold;keep $him aware of $his place.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust -= 1>>
 					<</if>>
-				<<case "Aztec Revivalist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist" "Edo Revivalist" "Arabian Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist">>
+				<<case "Arabian Revivalist" "Aztec Revivalist" "Chattel Religionist" "Chinese Revivalist" "Edo Revivalist" "Egyptian Revivalist">>
 					The living conditions of $farmyardName might be spare, but they are by no means meant to be uncomfortable.
 				<<case "Roman Revivalist">>
 					$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ about $his cushy living arrangements, and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you all the more@@ for it.
@@ -5418,7 +5418,7 @@
 						<<if $slaves.length > 2 || $menials > 0>>
 							Under the rules, $he finds $himself constantly molested by other slaves, and lives $his life constantly @@.gold;afraid.@@
 						<<else>>
-							Under the rules, $he is free game for other slaves to molest, and lives $his life constantly @@.gold;afraid@@ of the day you bring home more girls.
+							Under the rules, $he is free game for other slaves to molest, and lives $his life constantly @@.gold;afraid@@ of the day you bring home more slaves.
 						<</if>>
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust -= 2>>
 					<<else>>
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
index cbf0916485d27c7641c2a44e075da596c5f45041..74ca8a89601c8f82683dde301c4992f61010b96d 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
@@ -2672,9 +2672,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					$His poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. $He must be in constant discomfort.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>drag along the floor<<else>>hang far from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>drag along the floor<<else>>hang far from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls >= 20>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -2682,9 +2682,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					$His poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. $He must be in constant discomfort.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>to $his knees<<else>>quite the distance from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>quite the distance from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 5>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -2692,9 +2692,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					They're held against $his base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>halfway to $his knees<<else>>some distance from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>halfway to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>some distance from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 3>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -2702,9 +2702,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					They're held against $his base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>beneath $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>beneath $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					$He has a loose, dangling scrotum that allows them to swing <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$He has a loose, dangling scrotum that allows them to swing <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 1>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness == -1>>
@@ -2748,7 +2748,9 @@ $He's got a
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 8)>>
 			$He's too huge for $his cardiovascular system to create even the beginnings of an erection. $His cock is a soft, sensitive monolith<<if ($activeSlave.dick*6) > $activeSlave.height>> bigger than $his body<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick*6) > ($activeSlave.height/2)>> the size of one of $his legs<<else>> the size of one of $his arms<</if>>,
-			<<if $activeSlave.amp == 1 && (($activeSlave.dick*6) > $activeSlave.height)>>
+			<<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave) && (($activeSlave.dick*6) > ($activeSlave.height/2))>>
+				or would be if $he had any of those.
+			<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave) && (($activeSlave.dick*6) <= ($activeSlave.height/2))>>
 				or would be if $he had any of those.
 			<<else>>
 				hanging with its head <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 9)>>below<<else>>between<</if>> $his knees.
@@ -2766,7 +2768,7 @@ $He's got a
 				$He's got a string of precum dangling from the tip of $his cock; $his artificially hyperactive prostate keeps $him that way.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 1) || ($activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac" && $activeSlave.inflation >= 2)>>
-			The aphrodisiacs have $his cock painfully hard<<if $activeSlave.drugs == "hormone blockers" || !($activeSlave.balls > 0 ? $activeSlave.hormoneBalance < 100 : $activeSlave.hormoneBalance <= -100) || $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile">>, despite $his usual inability to achieve erection<</if>>.
+			The aphrodisiacs have $his cock painfully hard<<if $activeSlave.drugs == "hormone blockers" || !($activeSlave.balls > 0 ? $activeSlave.hormoneBalance < 100 : $activeSlave.hormoneBalance <= -100) || $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile">>, despite $his usual inability to achieve an erection<</if>>.
 			<<if ($activeSlave.prostate > 2)>>
 				The area above $his crotch has a slight swell to it from $his prostate implant. A constant dribble of precum drips from the tip of $his cock; $his artificially hyperactive prostate keeps $him that way.
 			<<elseif ($activeSlave.prostate > 1)>>
@@ -3124,7 +3126,7 @@ $He's got a
 <<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>> /* NULL */
 
 	<<if $activeSlave.scrotum == 0>>
-		$He has <<if $seeDicks > 0>>no penis and <</if>>no vagina, nothing but a tiny hole in the smooth $activeSlave.skin skin <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>at the base of $his hips<</if>>.
+		$He has <<if $seeDicks > 0>>no penis and <</if>>no vagina, nothing but a tiny hole in the smooth $activeSlave.skin skin <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>at the base of $his hips<</if>>.
 	<<else>>
 		$He has <<if $seeDicks > 0>>no penis and <</if>>no vagina, just a tiny hole above
 		<<switch $activeSlave.balls>>
@@ -3153,9 +3155,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					$His poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. $He must be in constant discomfort.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>drag along the floor<<else>>hang far from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>drag along the floor<<else>>hang far from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls >= 20>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -3163,9 +3165,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					$His poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. $He must be in constant discomfort.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>to $his knees<<else>>quite the distance from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>quite the distance from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 5>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -3173,9 +3175,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					They're held against $his base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>halfway to $his knees<<else>>some distance from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>halfway to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>some distance from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 3>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -3183,9 +3185,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					They're held against $his base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>beneath $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<<else>> and stump<</if>><<else>>beneath $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					$He has a loose, dangling scrotum that allows them to swing <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$He has a loose, dangling scrotum that allows them to swing <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 1>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness == -1>>
@@ -3384,9 +3386,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					$His poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. $He must be in constant discomfort.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>drag along the floor<<else>>hang far from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>drag along the floor<<else>>hang far from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls >= 20>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -3394,9 +3396,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					$His poor scrotum is so overfilled, every little vein is visible. $He must be in constant discomfort.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>to $his knees<<else>>quite the distance from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight and size has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>quite the distance from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 5>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -3404,9 +3406,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					They're held against $his base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His comfortable scrotum allows them to hang massively <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					Their weight has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>halfway to $his knees<<else>>some distance from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					Their weight has stretched $his scrotum downward, so that they dangle <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>halfway to $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>some distance from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 3>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness < -1>>
@@ -3414,9 +3416,9 @@ $He's got a
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == -1>>
 					They're held against $his base by a tight scrotum that permits them little movement.
 				<<elseif _scrotalFullness == 0>>
-					$His soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>beneath $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$His soft scrotum allows them to rest comfortably <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>beneath $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<<else>>
-					$He has a loose, dangling scrotum that allows them to swing <<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his limbless torso<</if>>.
+					$He has a loose, dangling scrotum that allows them to swing <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>between $his legs<<else>>from $his<<if isAmputee($activeSlave)>> limbless<</if>> torso<</if>>.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 1>>
 				<<if _scrotalFullness == -1>>
@@ -4009,11 +4011,11 @@ $He's got a
 	<<if ($activeSlave.releaseRules == "permissive") || $activeSlave.releaseRules == "masturbation">>
 		<<if (($activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 0) || ($activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac")) && $activeSlave.drugs != "priapism agents">>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 1) || ($activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac" && $activeSlave.inflation > 1)>>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
+				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation and<</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the chemical castration that keeps $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation and <</if>>humping $his limp dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the lack of balls that keeps $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation and <</if>>humping $his limp dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
 				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100)>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's rubbing $his limp dick distractedly<<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>> and unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation<</if>>.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
@@ -4025,11 +4027,11 @@ $He's got a
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs has $his cock painfully erect and leaves precum dripping from its head.
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
+				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him, and <</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the chemical castration that keeps $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him, and <</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the lack of balls that keeps $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him, and <</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
 				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100)>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's touching $his limp dick distractedly<<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>> and unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him<</if>>.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
@@ -4535,9 +4537,9 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is lost under the squirming mass of infants that now completely fills $his body. $He has been reduced to nothing more than a womb with a few trace remnants of a little $girl attached.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $loli attached. $He struggles to not be lost under the squirming mass of infants that dwarf $his body.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $loli attached. $He struggles to not be lost under the squirming mass of infants that dwarf $his body.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>> and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $girl attached. $He is physically unable to keep $his boundless middle off the ground for long, if at all.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>> $His extraordinary size greatly limits what $he can do and what can be done to $him.
+			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $girl attached. $He is physically unable to keep $his boundless middle off the ground for long, if at all.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>> and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>> $His extraordinary size greatly limits what $he can do and what can be done to $him.
 			<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>Surprisingly, $he is still capable of moving $himself in such a state.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
@@ -4568,9 +4570,9 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is lost under the straining mass of the implant that now fills $his body. $He has been reduced to nothing more than a balloon with a few trace remnants of a little $girl attached.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he is nothing more than an obscene over-filled implant with a $loli attached. $He struggles to not be lost under the straining mass that dwarfs $his body.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than an obscene over-filled implant with a $loli attached. $He struggles to not be lost under the straining mass that dwarfs $his body.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>> and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is nothing more than an over-filled implant with a $girl attached. $He is physically unable to keep $his boundless middle off the ground for long, if at all.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>> $His extraordinary size greatly limits what $he can do and what can be done to $him.
+			and $he is nothing more than an over-filled implant with a $girl attached. $He is physically unable to keep $his boundless middle off the ground for long, if at all.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>> and aid $him through $his daily affairs.<</if>> $His extraordinary size greatly limits what $he can do and what can be done to $him.
 			<<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>Surprisingly, $he is still capable of moving $himself in such a state.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
@@ -4609,7 +4611,7 @@ $He has
 			<<else>>
 				an overstuffed womb with a $loli attached. $He struggles to not be lost under the squirming mass of infants that fill $his body.
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
 			but $his tall frame can keep $his
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>
@@ -4617,7 +4619,7 @@ $He has
 			<<else>>
 				life brimming belly off the ground; but only for a moment. $He opts to not try this often as $his occupants are liable to voice their complaints with a hail of kicks.
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
 			and $he is nothing more than
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>
@@ -4625,9 +4627,9 @@ $He has
 			<<else>>
 				an overstuffed womb with a $girl attached. $He struggles to remain seen under the squirming mass of infants that fill $his body.
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 90>>
-			and $his muscular body <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>barely manages to contain<<else>>perfectly handles<</if>> $his monolithic belly, though $he still can't move with it.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his muscular body <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>barely manages to contain<<else>>perfectly handles<</if>> $his monolithic belly, though $he still can't move with it.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<else>>
 			and $he is nothing more than
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>
@@ -4635,7 +4637,7 @@ $He has
 			<<else>>
 				an overstuffed womb with a $girl attached.
 			<</if>>
-			$He is physically unable to keep $his straining belly off the ground.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			$He is physically unable to keep $his straining belly off the ground.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched to the limit, so much so $his folds are pulled flat and $his softness, firm. Despite being so taut, you can clearly see the grotesque figures of the infants forced against $his uterine walls by their siblings. $His womb is so cramped, they can barely squirm at all under the pressure and it is a wonder $he has managed to grow this large.
@@ -4670,9 +4672,9 @@ $He has
 			<<else>>
 				fills $his body.
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
-			but $his tall frame can keep $his <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>straining<</if>> belly off the ground; but only for a moment. $He opts to not try this often as $his implant is already at its limit and could do without being slammed against the floor.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			but $his tall frame can keep $his <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>straining<</if>> belly off the ground; but only for a moment. $He opts to not try this often as $his implant is already at its limit and could do without being slammed against the floor.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
 			and $he is nothing more than a ready-to-rupture implant with a $girl attached. $He struggles to remain seen under the straining mass that
 			<<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>
@@ -4680,11 +4682,11 @@ $He has
 			<<else>>
 				fills $his body.
 			<</if>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 90>>
-			and $his muscular body <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>barely manages to contain<<else>>perfectly handles<</if>> $his monolithic belly, though $he still can't move with it.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his muscular body <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>barely manages to contain<<else>>perfectly handles<</if>> $his monolithic belly, though $he still can't move with it.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a ready-to-rupture implant with a $girl attached. $He is physically unable to keep $his <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>straining<</if>> belly off the ground.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a ready-to-rupture implant with a $girl attached. $He is physically unable to keep $his <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>straining<</if>> belly off the ground.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched to the limit, so much so $his folds are pulled flat and $his softness, firm. $He is so overfilled you can clearly make out the implant within $his body through $his skin. It is so full, not one motion can be seen in its contents nor can one push their hand into it. It's a wonder that both $him and $his implant have managed to hold together this long.
@@ -4710,15 +4712,15 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is lost against the squirming mass of infants that make up the bulk of $his body. $He has been reduced to nothing more than a straining womb.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $loli attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own quivering mass.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $loli attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own quivering mass.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
-			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his titanic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his titanic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $girl attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own quivering mass.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $girl attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own quivering mass.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 90>>
 			and $his muscular body barely allows $him to manage $his titanic belly.
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $girl attached. While $he can barely heft $his titanic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so and quickly comes to rest back where it started.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $girl attached. While $he can barely heft $his titanic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so and quickly comes to rest back where it started.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched to the limit, so much so $his folds are pulled flat and $his softness, firm. Despite being so taut, $his belly visibly bulges and squirms from all the babies writhing within $him. $His womb is so full you can see the babies forced up against $his uterus, <<if $activeSlave.belly > ($activeSlave.pregAdaptation*1000)>>$he is at risk of rupturing should $he grow larger<<else>>though $his body shows little sign of being troubled by this<</if>>.
@@ -4740,15 +4742,15 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is lost against the greatly overfilled implant that makes up the bulk of $his body. $He has been reduced to nothing more than a straining balloon.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a greatly overfilled implant with a $loli attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own taut mass.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a greatly overfilled implant with a $loli attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own taut mass.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
-			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his titanic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his titanic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a greatly overfilled implant with a $girl attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own taut mass.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a greatly overfilled implant with a $girl attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own taut mass.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 90>>
 			and $his muscular body barely allows $him to manage $his titanic belly.
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is nothing more than a greatly overfilled implant with a $girl attached. While $he can barely heft $his titanic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so and quickly comes to rest back where it started.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is nothing more than a greatly overfilled implant with a $girl attached. While $he can barely heft $his titanic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so and quickly comes to rest back where it started.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched to the limit, so much so $his folds are pulled flat and $his softness, firm. $He is so overfilled you can clearly make out the implant within $his body through $his skin. It is so full, not one motion can be seen in its contents.
@@ -4775,15 +4777,15 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is nothing more than a womb with a $loli attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own mass.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $his youthful figure is grotesquely bloated by $his pregnancy. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his youthful figure is grotesquely bloated by $his pregnancy. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
-			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his gigantic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his gigantic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
-			and $his small figure is utterly dwarfed by $his pregnancy. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his small figure is utterly dwarfed by $his pregnancy. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
 			and $his fit body barely allows $him to manage $his gigantic belly.
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is dwarfed by $his pregnancy. While $he can keep barely $his gigantic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is dwarfed by $his pregnancy. While $he can keep barely $his gigantic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched to the limit, so much so $his folds are pulled flat. $His pregnancy is covered in an ever thinning layer of fat, save for the bulging upper portion where $his fat is thinnest. In that, rather large, area, you can just make out the many babies bulging $his stomach.
@@ -4805,15 +4807,15 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is nothing more than an overfilled implant with a $loli attached. $He has to be careful not to get crushed under $his own mass.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $his youthful figure is grotesquely bloated by $his overfilled implant. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his youthful figure is grotesquely bloated by $his overfilled implant. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
-			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his gigantic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			but $his tall frame barely keeps $his gigantic belly off the ground; with considerable effort, of course.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires multiple slaves to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
-			and $his small figure is utterly dwarfed by $his overfilled implant. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his small figure is utterly dwarfed by $his overfilled implant. $He can't keep $his gigantic belly off the floor and fights a losing battle to not be pinned by it.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
 			and $his fit body barely allows $him to manage $his gigantic belly.
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is dwarfed by $his overfilled implant. While $he can keep barely $his gigantic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is dwarfed by $his overfilled implant. While $he can keep barely $his gigantic belly off the floor, it takes a considerable amount of effort to do so.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched to the limit, so much so $his folds are pulled flat. $His middle is covered in an ever thinning layer of fat, save for the bulging upper portion where $his fat is thinnest. In that, rather large, area, you can just make out the implant bulging $his stomach.
@@ -4835,15 +4837,15 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is nearly spherical. $His toddlerish form is utterly dwarfed by $his pregnancy, all $he can do is lean against it.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
 			but $his tall frame keeps $his massive belly off the ground.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
-			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
 			and $his fit body allows $him to carry $his oversized belly normally with effort.
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is more belly than $girl. While $he can keep $his massive belly from touching the floor, it takes a lot of effort to do so.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is more belly than $girl. While $he can keep $his massive belly from touching the floor, it takes a lot of effort to do so.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched considerably, so much so $his folds are pulled flat. $His pregnancy is covered in a thick layer of fat, save for the bulging upper portion where $his fat is thinnest.
@@ -4863,15 +4865,15 @@ $He has
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
 			and $he is nearly spherical. $His toddlerish form is utterly dwarfed by $his implant, all $he can do is lean against it.<<if $saleDescription == 0>> $He requires multiple slaves to move $his bulk when $he must go somewhere.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
 			but $his tall frame keeps $his massive belly off the ground.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
-			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is more belly than $girl. $He can barely keep $his massive belly from touching the floor.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
 			and $his fit body allows $him to carry $his oversized belly normally with effort.
 		<<else>>
-			and $he is more belly than $girl. While $he can keep $his massive belly from touching the floor, it takes a lot of effort to do so.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he is more belly than $girl. While $he can keep $his massive belly from touching the floor, it takes a lot of effort to do so.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			$His massively fat belly is stretched considerably, so much so $his folds are pulled flat. $His middle is covered in a thick layer of fat, save for the bulging upper portion where $his fat is thinnest.
@@ -4889,9 +4891,9 @@ $He has
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>
 		$He is massively pregnant, beyond any typical pregnancy,
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
-			and $his belly pins $him to the ground. $His toddlerish form is dwarfed by $his pregnancy, and try as $he might $he cannot even drag the oversized thing.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his belly pins $him to the ground. $His toddlerish form is dwarfed by $his pregnancy, and try as $he might $he cannot even drag the oversized thing.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he can barely function with $his oversized belly.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he can barely function with $his oversized belly.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
 			but $his tall frame barely bears $his oversized, drum-taut belly.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
@@ -4935,9 +4937,9 @@ $He has
 	<<else>>
 		$He looks massively pregnant, beyond any typical pregnancy,
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
-			and $his belly pins $him to the ground. $His toddlerish form is dwarfed by $his implant, and try as $he might $he cannot even drag the oversized thing.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his belly pins $him to the ground. $His toddlerish form is dwarfed by $his implant, and try as $he might $he cannot even drag the oversized thing.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $he can barely function with $his oversized belly.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $he can barely function with $his oversized belly.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
 			but $his tall frame barely bears $his oversized, drum-taut belly.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height < 150>>
@@ -4963,9 +4965,9 @@ $He has
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg > 0>>
 		$He is massively pregnant,
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
-			and $his giant belly is as big as $he is.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his giant belly is as big as $he is.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $his giant belly is nearly as big as $he is.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his giant belly is nearly as big as $he is.<<if hasAnyNaturalLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>stand up<<else>>get to $his feet<</if>><<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his pregnancy when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			and $his big fat belly is absolutely enormous when coupled with $his filled womb.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
@@ -5006,9 +5008,9 @@ $He has
 	<<else>>
 		$He looks full term with octuplets,
 		<<if $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>
-			and $his giant belly is as big as $he is.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his giant belly is as big as $he is.<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge <= 12>>
-			and $his giant belly is nearly as big as $he is.<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
+			and $his giant belly is nearly as big as $he is.<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>> $He requires assistance to get to $his feet<<if $saleDescription == 0>>, and uses a wheeled stand to support $his middle when $he must walk anywhere<</if>>.<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 			and $his big fat belly is absolutely enormous when coupled with $his filled implant.
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 185>>
@@ -16489,7 +16491,7 @@ $His womb contains <<= num(_slaveWD.litters.length)>> separate pregnancies;
 <<if ($activeSlave.heels == 1)>>
 	$His @@.pink;legs have been altered@@ so that $he must wear heels in order to walk.
 	<<if ($showClothing == 1) && ($saleDescription == 0)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.amp != 1)>>
+		<<if (hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.shoes != "none") && ($activeSlave.shoes != "flats")>>
 				$He is, so $he can walk reasonably well.
 			<<else>>
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw
index be380ebb67f407408ff9c1ed9fc8654e27fbdecd..114e0e81fce3029b83733281e0e7995e539b9956 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw
@@ -137,25 +137,30 @@
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "armsTatDescription">>
-<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
+<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0 && hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.armsTat != 0>>
+		<<if !hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>
+			<<set _arms = "arm">>
+		<<else>>
+			<<set _arms = "arms">>
+		<</if>>
 		<<switch $activeSlave.armsTat>>
 		<<case "tribal patterns">>
-			$His tribal tattoos run down $his arms.
+			$His tribal tattoos run down $his _arms.
 		<<case "flowers">>
-			$His floral tattoos run down $his arms to end in a pretty bloom on the back of each hand.
+			$His floral tattoos run down $his _arms to end in a pretty bloom on the back of <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>each hand<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 		<<case "counting">>
 			<<if $activeSlave.counter.oral == 0>>
-				There are horizontal lines tattooed around $his forearms, creating a blank space to permanently tally future sexual exploits.
+				There are horizontal lines tattooed around $his fore<<print _arms>>, creating a blank space to permanently tally future sexual exploits.
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.counter.oral < 500>>
-				Tiny dick, pussy, and anus symbols are tattooed on $his forearms, one for each organ $he's manually pleasured.
+				Tiny dick, pussy, and anus symbols are tattooed on $his fore<<print _arms>>, one for each organ $he's manually pleasured.
 			<<else>>
-				Tiny dick, pussy, and anus symbols are tattooed all over both $his arms, one for each organ $he's manually pleasured.
+				Tiny dick, pussy, and anus symbols are tattooed all over <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>both of <</if>> $his _arms, one for each organ $he's manually pleasured.
 			<</if>>
 		<<case "advertisements">>
 			$His right arm is tattooed with a price list for use if $he's whoring, and $his left with a simple tourist guide for use if $he's serving the public.
 		<<case "rude words">>
-			$His arms have helpful instructions on how to restrain $him for rape, including indications of the best anchor points at $his wrists.
+			$His _arms <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>have<<else>>has<</if>> helpful instructions on how to restrain $him for rape, including indications of the best anchor points at $his wrist<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>>.
 		<<case "degradation">>
 			<<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>
@@ -183,13 +188,13 @@
 		<<case "Asian art">>
 			Tattoos of fierce dragons wind around both $his arms.
 		<<case "scenes">>
-			$His lewd tattoos cover $his arms; they include lots of little vignettes of sex, with dates to show when $he was first fucked like that.
+			$His lewd tattoos cover $his _arms; they include lots of little vignettes of sex, with dates to show when $he was first fucked like that.
 		<<case "bovine patterns">>
-			Tattoos of cow-like spots cover $his arms, but stop short of each of $his elbows.
+			Tattoos of cow-like spots cover $his _arms, but stop short of <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>each of $his elbows<<else>>$his elbow<</if>>.
 		<<case "sacrilege">>
-			Tattoos of swirling flames run down $his arms.
+			Tattoos of swirling flames run down $his _arms.
 		<<case "sacrament">>
-			Tattoos of swirling thorns run down $his arms, culminating in a stylized depiction of a bloody nail on the back of each hand.
+			Tattoos of swirling thorns run down $his _arms, culminating in a stylized depiction of a bloody nail on the back of each hand.
 		<<case "possessive">>
 			$His arm tattoos depict notable moments during $his enslavement by you, culminating in a stylized rendition of your first initial on $his left hand and your second on the right.
 		<<case "paternalist">>
@@ -582,13 +587,18 @@
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "legsTatDescription">>
-<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
+<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0 && hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.legsTat != 0>>
+		<<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>
+			<<set _legs = "leg">>
+		<<else>>
+			<<set _legs = "legs">>
+		<</if>>
 		<<switch $activeSlave.legsTat>>
 		<<case "tribal patterns">>
-			$His tribal tattoos run down $his legs.
+			$His tribal tattoos run down $his _legs.
 		<<case "flowers">>
-			$His floral tattoos run down $his legs, with an especially beautiful bouquet of blooms sprayed across each thigh.
+			$His floral tattoos run down $his _legs, with an especially beautiful bouquet of blooms sprayed across <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>each<<else>>$his<</if>> thigh.
 		<<case "counting">>
 			$His thighs are used as space for tattoos that count the number of times $he's done various degrading but nonsexual things.
 		<<case "advertisements">>
@@ -604,13 +614,13 @@
 		<<case "Asian art">>
 			A komainu is tattooed across $his right leg while a shishi graces $his left, the fierce lions guarding the way to $his "temple".
 		<<case "scenes">>
-			$He has symmetrical tattoos on each thigh depicting $him being spitroasted.
+			$He has symmetrical tattoos on <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>each<<else>>$his<</if>> thigh depicting $him being spitroasted.
 		<<case "bovine patterns">>
-			$His legs are covered in tattoos of spots, giving $him a noticeably bovine appearance.
+			$His _legs <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> covered in tattoos of spots, giving $him a noticeably bovine appearance.
 		<<case "sacrilege">>
-			$His legs are covered in tattoos of swirling flames.
+			$His _legs <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> covered in tattoos of swirling flames.
 		<<case "sacrament">>
-			$His legs are covered in tattoos of swirling thorns.
+			$His _legs <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>are<<else>>is<</if>> covered in tattoos of swirling thorns.
 		<<case "possessive">>
 			$His left thigh is tattooed with a stylized representation of your initials, and the right with a depiction of your personal symbol.
 		<<case "paternalist">>