diff --git a/src/events/reFullBed.js b/src/events/reFullBed.js
index 472aa0ea9fd0743b0aeaf2cfb724c1eaafae97b6..2add1e7903dd8ec44f8c66563771773728a42eb5 100644
--- a/src/events/reFullBed.js
+++ b/src/events/reFullBed.js
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ App.Events.REFullBed = class REFullBed extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 		App.Events.addResponses(node, [
 			new App.Events.Result("Take a slave in each hand", eachhand),
 			(bedSlaves[0].bellyPreg >= 5000 && bedSlaves[1].bellyPreg >= 5000 && V.PC.dick !== 0) ? new App.Events.Result("Fondle their pregnancies", fondlepreg) : new App.Events.Result(),
-			(canImpreg(bedSlaves[0], V.PC) && canImpreg(bedSlaves[1], V.PC)) ? new App.Events.Result("Tire yourself out with some babymaking", babymaking) : new App.Events.Result(),
+			(canImpreg(bedSlaves[0], V.PC) && canImpreg(bedSlaves[1], V.PC)) ? new App.Events.Result("Tire yourself out with some babymaking", babymaking, fuckNote()) : new App.Events.Result(),
 			new App.Events.Result("Pull up the sheets and wrestle", pullsheets),
 		]);
 
@@ -77,24 +77,67 @@ App.Events.REFullBed = class REFullBed extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			const frag = document.createDocumentFragment();
 
 			let t = [
-				`With each of your arms around a slave, you begin to run your hands across their bodies. They snuggle closer to you, their nipples growing hard and their hips grinding against you. As your grasp runs lower and lower, cupping and massaging their buttocks, they begin to kiss the chest against which their adoring faces are pressed, and reach down`
+				`With each of your arms around a slave, you begin to run your hands across their bodies. They snuggle closer to you, their nipples growing hard and their hips grinding against you. As your grasp runs lower and lower, cupping and massaging their buttocks, they begin to kiss the`]
 			];
-
-			if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
-				t.push("to your pussy.");
-			} else if (V.PC.vagina !== -1) {
-				t.push("towards your cock and cunt.");
+			if (V.PC.boobs > 300) {
+				t.push(`breasts`);
 			} else {
-				t.push("for your member.");
+				t.push(`chest`);
 			}
-
-			t.push(`The more manually skilled begins to give you a gentle stroke, while the other softly massages your ${V.PC.dick === 0 ? `mons` : `testicles`}. They stiffen in unison when you hook two fingers up each asshole, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other, their butts clenching against your intruding fingers, and then eagerly clean you with their mouths when you climax yourself. They have become <span class="devotion inc">still more devoted to you.</span>`);
-
+			t.push(`against which their adoring faces are pressed, and reach down`);
+			if (V.PC.dick !== 0 && V.PC.vagina !== -1) {
+				t.push(`towards your cock and cunt.`);
+			} else if (V.PC.vagina !== -1)
+				t.push(`to your pussy.`);
+			} else if (V.PC.dick !== 0) {
+				t.push(`for your member.`);
+			} else if (V.PC.scrotum !== 0) {
+				t.push(`for your balls.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`towards your smooth crotch.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`The more manually skilled begins to give you a gentle stroke, while the other softly massages your`);
+			if (V.PC.scrotum > 0) {
+				t.push(`testicles`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`mons`);
+			}
+			if (canDoVaginal(bedSlaves[1]) && canDoVaginal(bedSlaves[0]) && ((bedSlaves[0].vagina > 0 && bedSlaves[1].vagina > 0) || (bedSlaves[0].clit > 0 && bedSlaves[1].clit > 0))) {
+				if (bedSlaves[0].vagina > 0 && bedSlaves[1].vagina > 0) {
+					t.push(`They stiffen in unison when you slip two fingers into each pussy, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other, their passages clenching against your intruding fingers, and then eagerly clean`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`They stiffen in unison when you pinch each clit, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other from your manipulations, before eagerly cleaning`);
+				}
+				seX(bedSlaves[0], "vaginal");
+				seX(bedSlaves[1], "vaginal");
+			} else if (canDoAnal(bedSlaves[1]) && canDoAnal(bedSlaves[0])) {
+				t.push(`They stiffen in unison when you hook two fingers up each asshole, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other, their butts clenching against your intruding fingers, and then eagerly clean`);
+				seX(bedSlaves[0], "anal");
+				seX(bedSlaves[1], "anal");
+			} else if (bedSlaves[1].dick > 0 && bedSlaves[1].chastityPenis === 0 && bedSlaves[0].dick > 0 && bedSlaves[0].chastityPenis === 0) {
+				t.push(`They stiffen in unison when you take hold of each prick, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They cum one after the other from your manipulations, before eagerly cleaning`);
+				seX(bedSlaves[0], "penetrative");
+				seX(bedSlaves[1], "penetrative");
+			} else {
+				t.push(`They stiffen as your hands get more adventurous, but immediately relax and begin to work you harder. They orgasm one after the other from your manipulations, before eagerly cleaning`);
+				let hole;
+				bedSlaves.forEach(s => {
+					if (canDoVaginal(s)) {
+						hole = "vaginal";
+					} else if (canDoAnal(s)) {
+						hole = "anal";
+					} else if (s.dick > 0 && s.chastityPenis === 0) {
+						hole = "penetrative";
+					} else {
+						hole = "mammary";
+					}
+					seX(s, hole);
+				});
+			}
+			t.push(`you with their mouths when you climax yourself. They have become <span class="devotion inc">still more devoted to you.</span>`);
+			bedSlaves[0].devotion += 4;
+			bedSlaves[1].devotion += 4;
 			App.Events.addParagraph(frag, t);
-			bedSlaves.forEach(s => {
-				s.devotion += 4;
-				seX(s, "anal", V.PC, "penetrative");
-			});
 
 			return frag;
 		}
@@ -118,40 +161,103 @@ App.Events.REFullBed = class REFullBed extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			let t = [
 				`Without warning, you roll on top of ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName} and slip your dick right into ${his}`,
 			];
-		if (bedSlaves[0].mpreg === 1) {
+			if (bedSlaves[0].mpreg === 1) {
 				t.push(`${bedSlaves[0].anus === 0 ? "virgin " : ""}anus.`);
 			} else {
 				t.push(`${bedSlaves[0].vagina === 0 ? "virgin " : ""}pussy.`);
 			}
-		t.push(`Once the surprise wears off and the pleasure sets in, ${he} wraps ${his} arm${hasBothArms(bedSlaves[0]) ? `s` : ""} around you and basks in your attention. Feeling left out, ${bedSlaves[1].slaveName} slides over to tease ${his2} bucking bedmate. Drawing close to the moaning ${girl}, ${he2} reaches for ${his} bouncing tits, only to cop a feel of your cock thrusting deep inside ${him}. ${He2} watches, eyes wide with lust, at the bulge of your penis in ${his} lower belly. You make sure to give ${him2} a show before you cum, thrusting hard and deep as you can. ${He2} gasps at the sight and brings ${his2} hand to the lump just in time to feel you ejaculate deep inside ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName}.`);
+			t.push(`Once the surprise wears off and the pleasure sets in, ${he} wraps ${his}`);
+			if (hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[0])) {
+				t.push(`arm${hasBothArms(bedSlaves[0]) ? `s` : ""}`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`leg${hasBothLegs(bedSlaves[0]) ? `s` : ""}`);
+			}
+			t.push(`around you and basks in your attention. Feeling left out, ${bedSlaves[1].slaveName} slides over to tease ${his2} bucking bedmate. Drawing close to the moaning ${girl},`);
+			if (hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`${he2} reaches for ${his} bouncing tits, only to cop a feel of your cock thrusting deep inside ${him}.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`${he2} pushes towards ${his} bouncing tits, only to feel your cock thrusting deep inside ${him}.`);
+			}
+			if (canSee(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`${He2} watches, eyes wide with lust,`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`${He2} pauses, mouth agape with lust,`);
+			}
+			t.push(`as the bulge of your penis pistons beneath ${his} lower belly. You make sure to give ${him2} a show before you cum, thrusting as hard and deep as you can. ${He2} gasps at the`);
+			if (cansee(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`sight`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`sensation`);
+			}
+			if (hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`and brings ${his2} hand`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`and brings ${his2} cheek`);
+			}
+			t.push(`to the lump just in time to feel you ejaculate deep inside ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName}.`);
 			if (V.PC.balls >= 30) {
-		t.push(`${He2} squeaks in shock as ${he2} feels ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName}'s belly swell under ${his2} hand with your massive load. ${He2} quickly brings ${his2} other hand to massage it as the orgasming cumballoon squirms in pleasure.`);
+				t.push(`${He2} ${canTalk(bedSlaves[1]) ? "squeaks" : "gasps"} in shock as ${he2} feels ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName}'s belly swell under ${his2} ${hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[1]) ? "hand" : "face"} with your massive load.`);
+				if (hasBothArms(bedSlaves[1])) {
+					t.push(`${He2} quickly brings ${his2} other hand to massage it as the orgasming cumballoon squirms in pleasure.`);
+				} else {
+					t.push(`${He2} nuzzles it as the orgasming cumballoon squirms in pleasure.`);
+				}
 			} else if (V.PC.balls >= 14) {
-		t.push(`${He2} squeaks in surprise as ${he2} feels ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName}'s belly swell slightly under ${his2} hand with your huge load.`);
+				t.push(`${He2} ${canTalk(bedSlaves[1]) ? "squeaks" : "gasps"} in surprise as ${he2} feels ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName}'s belly swell slightly under ${his2} ${hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[1]) ? "hand" : "face"} with your huge load.`);
 			} else if (V.PC.balls >= 9) {
-		t.push(`${He2}'s amazed by how big the load felt under ${his2} hand.`);
+				t.push(`${He2}'s amazed by how big the load felt under ${his2} ${hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[1]) ? "hand" : "face"}.`);
 			}
-			t.push(`You beckon ${him2} to lie down next to exhausted ${girl} and spread ${his2} legs for ${his2} seeding. As you take ${him2}, ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName} leans over and pulls ${him2} into a deep kiss. You make sure to not blow your next load too quickly, instead savoring the sight of your soon-to-be-mothers making out, but you can only hold out so long before you paint the depths of ${bedSlaves[1].slaveName}'s`);
+			t.push(`You`);
+			if (canSee(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`beckon ${him2} to lie`);
+			} else if (canHear(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`order ${him2} to lie`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`push ${him2}`);
+			}
+			t.push(`down next to exhausted ${girl} and spread ${his2} leg${hasBothLegs(bedSlaves[1]) ? `s` : ""} for ${his2} seeding. As you take ${him2}, ${bedSlaves[0].slaveName} leans over and pulls ${him2} into a deep kiss. You make sure to not blow your next load too quickly, instead savoring the sight of your soon-to-be-mothers making out, but you can only hold out so long before you paint the depths of ${bedSlaves[1].slaveName}'s`);
 			if (bedSlaves[1].mpreg === 1) {
-				t.push(`${bedSlaves[1].anus === 0 ? `once virgin ` : ""}anus`);
+				t.push(`${bedSlaves[1].anus === 0 ? "once virgin " : ""}anus`);
 			} else {
-				t.push(`${bedSlaves[1].vagina === 0 ? `once virgin ` : ""}pussy`);
+				t.push(`${bedSlaves[1].vagina === 0 ? "once virgin " : ""}pussy`);
 			}
-			t.push(`with your potent baby batter`);
+			t.push(`with your potent baby`);
 			if (V.PC.balls >= 30) {
-				t.push(`until ${his2} stomach is distended and wobbling with cum`);
+				t.push(`batter until ${his2} stomach is distended and wobbling with cum.`);
 			} else if (V.PC.balls >= 14) {
-				t.push(`until ${his2} womb is stuffed with seed`);
+				t.push(`batter until ${his2} womb is stuffed with seed.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`batter.`);
+			}
+			t.push(`You switch off with the two of them, fucking them in turn, until both pass out`);
+			if (hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[0]) && hasAnyArms(bedSlaves[1])) {
+				t.push(`with a hand on`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`pressed against`);
+			}
+			t.push(`the other's`);
+			if (V.PC.balls >= 30) {
+				t.push(`massively bloated`);
+			} else if (V.PC.balls >= 14) {
+				t.push(`bloated`);
+			} else if (V.PC.balls >= 9) {
+				t.push(`swollen`);
+			}
+			t.push(`belly and cum pooling from their thoroughly seeded holes. You slide back in between them for a well earned`);
+			if (V.PC.balls >= 30) {
+				t.push(`sleep, their middles resting on your own, their cum stuffed wombs a testament to your virility.`);
+			} else if (V.PC.balls >= 14) {
+				t.push(`sleep, their middles resting on your own, their cum filled wombs a testament to your virility.`);
+			} else {
+				t.push(`sleep.`);
 			}
-			t[t.length-1] += `.`;
-			t.push(`You switch off with the two of them, fucking them in turn, until both pass out with a hand on the other's ${V.PC.balls >= 30 ? `massively bloated ` : V.PC.balls >= 14 ? `bloated ` : V.PC.balls >= 9 ? `swollen ` : ""}belly and cum pooling from their thoroughly seeded holes. You slide back in between them for a well earned sleep${V.PC.balls >= 30 ? `, their middles resting on your own, their cum stuffed wombs a testament to your virility` : V.PC.balls >= 14 ? `, their middles resting on your own, their cum filled wombs a testament to your virility` : ""}.`);
 
 			bedSlaves.forEach(s => {
 				s.devotion += 3;
 				s.trust += 3;
 			});
 
-		t.push(`${bedSlaves[0].slaveName} is <span class="devotion inc">honored to bear your children</span> and <span class="trust inc">snuggles even closer.</span>`);
+			t.push(`${bedSlaves[0].slaveName} is <span class="devotion inc">honored to bear your children</span> and <span class="trust inc">snuggles even closer.</span>`);
 			if (virgin0) {
 				t.push(`Your endeavors have <span class="lime">taken ${his} ${bedSlaves[0].mpreg === 1 ? "anal " : ""}virginity.</span> <span class="devotion inc">${He} couldn't be happier.</span>`);
 				bedSlaves[0].devotion += 10;
@@ -163,7 +269,7 @@ App.Events.REFullBed = class REFullBed extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			}
 			knockMeUp(bedSlaves[0], 100, bedSlaves[0].mpreg, -1);
 
-		t.push(`${bedSlaves[1].slaveName} is <span class="devotion inc">thrilled to carry your child</span> and <span class="trust inc">happily embraces the gift inside ${him2}.</span>`);
+			t.push(`${bedSlaves[1].slaveName} is <span class="devotion inc">thrilled to carry your child</span> and <span class="trust inc">happily embraces the gift inside ${him2}.</span>`);
 			if (virgin1) {
 				t.push(`Your endeavors have <span class="lime">taken ${his} ${bedSlaves[1].mpreg === 1 ? "anal " : ""}virginity.</span> <span class="devotion inc">${He} couldn't be happier.</span>`);
 				bedSlaves[1].devotion += 10;
@@ -180,6 +286,13 @@ App.Events.REFullBed = class REFullBed extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			return frag;
 		}
 
+		function fuckNote() {
+			if (virgin0 || virgin1) {
+				return `This option will break in any fertile holes`;
+			}
+			return null;
+		}
+
 		function pullsheets() {
 			const frag = document.createDocumentFragment();
 
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reNickname.tw b/src/uncategorized/reNickname.tw
index ab75b53f5889e47a4de89391daeef96216fdc678..9317cf7f0269c3f6bf86c854c7c3fbc6b436aee6 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reNickname.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reNickname.tw
@@ -592,7 +592,7 @@
 	<<case "Romanian">>
 		<<set _nickname = either("'Bucharest'", "'Ceaușescu'", "'Cluj-Napoca'", "'Constanța'", "'Dacian'", "'Dracula'", "'Gypsy'", "'Impaler'", "'Lynx'", "'Orphan'", "'Roma'", "'Roman'", "'România'", "'Romanian'", "'Transylvanian'", "'Vlad'", "'Wallachia'")>>
 	<<case "Russian">>
-		<<set _nickname = either("'Bolshevik'", "'Cabbage Eater'", "'Commie'", "'Double-Headed Eagle'", "'Kacap'", "'Katsap'", "'Mafiya'", "'Moscow'", "'Moskal'", "'Omsk'", "'Red Banner'", "'Rosuke'", "'Russian'", "'Russkie'", "'Saint Petersburg'", "'Shlyukha'", "'Siberian Kitten'", "'Sickle & Hammer'", "'Slav'", "'Soviet'", "'Stalin'", "'Suchka'", "'Suka'", "'Tovarish'", "'Tsar'", "'Tsaritsa'", "'Ulyanovsk'", "'Vodka'", "'Yekaterinburg'")>>
+		<<set _nickname = either("'Bolshevik'", "'Cabbage Eater'", "'Commie'", "'Double-Headed Eagle'", "'Kacap'", "'Katsap'", "'Mafiya'", "'Mail Order'", "'Moscow'", "'Moskal'", "'Omsk'", "'Red Banner'", "'Rosuke'", "'Russian'", "'Russkie'", "'Saint Petersburg'", "'Shlyukha'", "'Siberian Kitten'", "'Sickle & Hammer'", "'Slav'", "'Soviet'", "'Stalin'", "'Suchka'", "'Suka'", "'Tovarish'", "'Tsar'", "'Tsaritsa'", "'Ulyanovsk'", "'Vodka'", "'Yekaterinburg'")>>
 	<<case "Rwandan">>
 		<<set _nickname = either("'Expanded'", "'Habyarimana'", "'Hotel Rwanda'", "'Hutu'", "'Kigali'", "'Leopard'", "'Muhanga'", "'Ruanda'", "'Rwandan'", "'Rwandese'", "'Thousand Hills'", "'Tutsi'")>>
 	<<case "Sahrawi">>