diff --git a/src/uncategorized/remMerger.tw b/src/uncategorized/remMerger.tw
index 9e35697023c17bce76616e3c75b91477a1e564dc..39dbb26fb717fafdfffd54da07d2975559673a63 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/remMerger.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/remMerger.tw
@@ -14,8 +14,9 @@
 <<for _index = 0; _index < _numCompanies; ++_index>>
 	<<run _companies.push(_slaveCompany.pluck())>>
 <</for>>
+<<set _assistant = $assistant.market ? "your market assistant" : $assistant.name>>
 
-<p><<= capFirstChar($assistant.market ? "your market assistant" : $assistant.name) >> constantly combs business records, tax receipts and the media for leads on opportunities for your corporation to take advantage of. Small businesses go under all the time, and with a large amount of cash on hand, your corporation can afford to step in and acquire them. This week, _assistant has found <<= numberWithPlural(_numCompanies, "troubled organization") >> you could easily fold into your corporation.</p>
+<p><<= capFirstChar(_assistant)>> constantly combs business records, tax receipts and the media for leads on opportunities for your corporation to take advantage of. Small businesses go under all the time, and with a large amount of cash on hand, your corporation can afford to step in and acquire them. This week, _assistant has found <<= numberWithPlural(_numCompanies, "troubled organization") >> you could easily fold into your corporation.</p>
 
 <<if _companies.length == 1>>
 	<<set _company = _companies[0]>>