diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index 6c23e2e63e03a9b8887945af00ee7b549c1f66a3..81ff67f996207c0219a4d2cb775351fd91f0f805 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -60,6 +60,28 @@
 	<<else>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "spats and a tank top">>
 	<</if>>
+<<case "lazy evening">>
+	<<if getLimbCount($activeSlave, 102) > 2>>
+		<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "an oversized t-shirt">>
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
+		<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "an oversized t-shirt">> /* loose pajama top */
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 50>>
+		<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "a halter top dress">>
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
+		<<if isItemAccessible("sport shorts")>>
+			<<if $activeSlave.boobs >= 650>>
+				<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "sport shorts and a sports bra">>
+			<<else>>
+				<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "sport shorts">>
+			<</if>>
+		<<else>>
+			<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "spats and a tank top">>
+		<</if>>
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.energy > 95>>
+		/* No custom outfit defined */
+	<<else>>
+		<<set $activeSlave.clothes = "conservative clothing">>
+	<</if>>
 <<case "mean girls">>
 
 <</switch>>
@@ -4233,6 +4255,7 @@ $He saunters over and
 	kneels obediently
 <</if>>
 in front of you, awaiting further direction.
+/* If you are updating below, please consider updating the vector art swaps at the top to match. */
 <<if getLimbCount($activeSlave, 102) > 2>>
 	Clad in an antique T-Shirt referencing some defunct old world website, $his P-Limbs stand in stark contrast — gyros and servomotors against simple thread and cloth. With such tangible examples of the technological prowess of the Free Cities serving as $his limbs, $his <<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>taut <</if>>shirt is an amusing testimonial to how far behind the old world stands in contrast to the new.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>