diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobsShape.js b/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobsShape.js
index e7395d7b8109142f07a45d2e46e2c1e9455b3c21..dfcd796f69929a4805aec0f4bc6b00fd7895a517 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobsShape.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobsShape.js
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ App.Desc.boobsShape = function(slave) {
 				} else {
 					r.push(`They're nicely rounded and rest naturally.`); // This shouldn't be reachable
 				}
-			} else if (slave.boobsImplant <= 400) {
+			} else if (slave.boobsImplant > 0 && slave.boobsImplant <= 400) {
 				if (slave.boobsImplant / slave.boobs < 0.25) {
 					r.push(`${He} has ${slave.boobsImplant}cc breast implants. They don't change much, since they are buried in as much boob as they are.`);
 					if (slave.boobs > 1000) {
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@ App.Desc.boobsShape = function(slave) {
 				} else {
 					r.push(`${He} has ${slave.boobsImplant}cc breast implants. ${His} tits look fairly natural, mostly because they're so small.`);
 				}
-			} else if (slave.boobsImplant <= 600) {
+			} else if (slave.boobsImplant > 0 && slave.boobsImplant <= 600) {
 				if (slave.boobsImplant / slave.boobs < 0.25) {
 					r.push(`${He} has ${slave.boobsImplant}cc breast implants. They don't change much, since they are buried in as much boob as they are.`);
 					if (slave.boobs > 1000) {
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@ App.Desc.boobsShape = function(slave) {
 				} else {
 					r.push(`${He} has ${slave.boobsImplant} cc breast implants. ${His} implants are well done, but ${his} breasts are so rounded and high that they are clearly artificial.`);
 				}
-			} else if (slave.boobsImplant > 600) {
+			} else if (slave.boobsImplant > 0 && slave.boobsImplant > 600) {
 				r.push(`${He} has ${slave.boobsImplant} cc`);
 				if (slave.boobsImplant / slave.boobs >= 0.75) {
 					r.push(`${implantType} implants. They are extremely obvious; with little natural breast tissue to support them, they look like a pair of balloons attached to ${his} chest.`);