diff --git a/src/player/desc/playerCrotch.js b/src/player/desc/playerCrotch.js
index 14b17b094e464114dbd4ed4e851be7dc330bd09c..f208a2a2a556be8d7507ad98d6da26ebbf4b2401 100644
--- a/src/player/desc/playerCrotch.js
+++ b/src/player/desc/playerCrotch.js
@@ -46,11 +46,7 @@ App.Desc.Player.crotch = function() {
 			} else if (V.PC.career === "servant") {
 				r.push(`<span class="red">rather loose vagina.</span> Your Master fucked you several times a day; he`);
 				if (V.PC.counter.birthMaster > 0) {
-					r.push(`and his child`);
-					if (V.PC.counter.birthMaster > 1) {
-						r.push(`ren`);
-					}
-					r.push(`have`);
+					r.push(`and his child${V.PC.counter.birthMaster > 1 ? "ren" : ""} have`);
 				}
 				r.push(`wreaked havoc upon your pussy.`);
 			} else if (V.PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2) {
@@ -104,11 +100,7 @@ App.Desc.Player.crotch = function() {
 			} else if (V.PC.career === "servant") {
 				r.push(`<span class="red">rather loose vagina.</span> Your Master fucked you several times a day; he`);
 				if (V.PC.counter.birthMaster > 0) {
-					r.push(`and his child`);
-					if (V.PC.counter.birthMaster > 1) {
-						r.push(`ren`);
-					}
-					r.push(`have`);
+					r.push(`and his child${V.PC.counter.birthMaster > 1 ? "ren" : ""} have`);
 				}
 				r.push(`wreaked havoc upon your pussy.`);
 			} else if (V.PC.counter.birthsTotal > 2) {