diff --git a/src/markets/schools/schools.js b/src/markets/schools/schools.js
index 9c59ab9442e99ae8db2873d21b67b77ba5d5f9a2..14adcdc863a77530fa36f75532a1e8946941bb29 100644
--- a/src/markets/schools/schools.js
+++ b/src/markets/schools/schools.js
@@ -165,7 +165,7 @@ App.Markets.TCR = function() {
 	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, r.join(" "));
 
 	el.append(
-		App.UI.buyingFromSchoolControls("TCR", "cow", "cattle")
+		App.UI.buyingFromSchoolControls("TCR", costMod, "cow", "cattle")
 	);
 
 	return el;
@@ -258,9 +258,32 @@ App.Markets.TSS = function() {
 	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, r.join(" "), "scene-intro");
 
 	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, `The Slavegirl School offers a fresh graduate for inspection via video call. The interview takes place in a faculty member's office. Absurdly, it's barely distinguishable from an office at any traditional institution of higher education. The only giveaway is the profusion of sex toys on the desk and the pornography on the walls.`);
+	let costMod = 1;
+	if (V.HA.schoolSale !== 0) {
+		costMod = 0.5;
+	} else if (V.HA.schoolUpgrade !== 0) {
+		costMod = 0.8;
+	}
+	el.append(
+		App.UI.buyingFromSchoolControls("TSS", costMod)
+	);
 
+	return el;
+};
+
+App.Markets.TUO = function() {
+	const el = new DocumentFragment();
+	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, `The Utopian Orphanage is where all slaves dream of being raised. Its business model is to offer intelligent, well educated girls just past their majority. The girls are treated exceptionally well and have no sexual education or experience.`, "scene-intro");
+
+	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, `The Utopian Orphanage offers a fresh graduate for inspection. The interview takes place in the girl's private room, where she showcases her education and wits.`);
+	let costMod = 1;
+	if (V.HA.schoolSale !== 0) {
+		costMod = 0.6;
+	} else if (V.HA.schoolUpgrade !== 0) {
+		costMod = 1.2;
+	}
 	el.append(
-		App.UI.buyingFromSchoolControls("TSS")
+		App.UI.buyingFromSchoolControls("TUO", costMod)
 	);
 
 	return el;
diff --git a/src/markets/schools/theUtopianOrphanage.tw b/src/markets/schools/theUtopianOrphanage.tw
deleted file mode 100644
index 98f300e63cecda8db3b6278addc3413ff5bed9a0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
--- a/src/markets/schools/theUtopianOrphanage.tw
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-:: The Utopian Orphanage [nobr]
-
-<<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = "Buy Slaves", $returnTo = "Buy Slaves", $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools", $slaveMarket = "TUO">>
-/* Multi-Purchase Support */
-<<if ndef $newSlaves>><<set $newSlaves = []>><</if>>
-<<if $newSlaves.length > 0>>
-	<<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "Bulk Slave Intro", $returnTo = "Main", $newSlaveIndex = 0>>
-<</if>>
-
-//
-The Utopian Orphanage is where all slaves dream of being raised. Its business model is to offer intelligent, well educated girls just past their majority. The girls are treated exceptionally well and have no sexual education or experience.
-//
-<br><br>
-The Utopian Orphanage offers a fresh graduate for inspection. The interview takes place in the girl's private room, where she showcases her education and wits.
-
-<<set _marketResult = generateMarketSlave("TUO")>>
-<<set $activeSlave = _marketResult.slave>>
-<<print _marketResult.text>>
-<<set _slaveCost = slaveCost($activeSlave)>>
-<<if $TUO.schoolSale != 0>>
-	<<set _slaveCost = Math.trunc(_slaveCost*0.6)>>
-<<elseif $TUO.schoolUpgrade != 0>>
-	<<set _slaveCost = Math.trunc(_slaveCost*1.2)>>
-<</if>>
-<<if $slavesSeen > $slaveMarketLimit>><<set _slaveCost += Math.trunc(_slaveCost*(($slavesSeen-$slaveMarketLimit)*0.1))>><</if>>
-
-<br><br>
-The price is <<print cashFormat(_slaveCost)>>.<<if $slavesSeen > $slaveMarketLimit>> You have cast such a wide net for slaves this week that it is becoming more expensive to find more for sale. Your reputation helps determine your reach within the slave market.<</if>>
-
-<<setLocalPronouns $activeSlave>>
-<<buyingFromSchoolControls $TUO "slave" "slaves">>