diff --git a/src/npc/generate/newChildIntro.js b/src/npc/generate/newChildIntro.js
index 3ad1b6c09ddc6639b4f16fc00d6127d1d2441baf..5a6dcc75f2e298598fd1ce252834dc0b0070e81e 100644
--- a/src/npc/generate/newChildIntro.js
+++ b/src/npc/generate/newChildIntro.js
@@ -3,22 +3,15 @@
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} [slave2] recruiter slave, if present in the scene
  */
 App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
-	const desc = SlaveTitle(slave);
-	const { title: Master } = getEnunciation(slave);
 	const {
 		His, He, his, him, he, girl, hers, himself, daughter
 	} = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he2, him2, his2, girl2, wife2, He2, himself2;
-	const { woman: womanP } = getPronouns(V.PC);
+	let he2, his2, wife2, He2, himself2;
 
 	const el = new DocumentFragment();
 	let r;
-	let p;
-	let span;
-	let brandTarget = V.brandTarget.primary;
-	let scarTarget = V.scarTarget.primary;
-	let _momInterest;
-	let _dadInterest;
+	let momInterest;
+	let dadInterest;
 
 	/** @type {FC.SlaveStateOrZero} */
 	let tempMom = 0;
@@ -26,16 +19,6 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 	let tempDad = 0;
 
 	App.Utils.setLocalPronouns(slave);
-	const { womenP } = getPronouns(V.PC).appendSuffix("P");
-
-	/* use the secondary location if the primary brand target won't work for this slave */
-	const _brandTarget = V.brandTarget.primary;
-	if ((slave.dick === 0 && V.brandTarget.primary === "penis")
-		|| (slave.earShape !== "none" && V.brandTarget.primary === "ear")
-		|| (!hasAnyNaturalLegs(slave) && (V.brandTarget.primary === "thigh" || V.brandTarget.primary === "calf" || V.brandTarget.primary === "ankle" || V.brandTarget.primary === "foot"))
-		|| (slave.balls === 0 && slave.scrotum === 0 && V.brandTarget.primary === "testicle")) {
-		brandTarget = V.brandTarget.secondary;
-	}
 
 	if (slave.mother > 0) {
 		tempMom = getSlave(slave.mother) || 0;
@@ -64,7 +47,7 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 		r.push(` and walk ${him} to your penthouse.`);
 	}
 	r.push(`Though first you must decide upon a name for the new ${girl}; it won't take long to reach your office, so you have only <span class="orange">one chance to name ${him}</span> before you arrive.`);
-	App.Events.addParagraph(el, r.join(" "));
+	App.Events.addParagraph(el, r);
 
 	const naming = document.createElement("div");
 	naming.id = "naming";
@@ -77,11 +60,11 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 			(v) => {
 				slave.birthName = v;
 				slave.slaveName = v;
-				jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`You instruct ${V.assistant.name} to register the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in the slave registry.`)
+				jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`You instruct ${V.assistant.name} to register the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in the slave registry.`);
 				const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-				slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-				slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-				jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+				slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+				slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+				jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 			}
 		)
 	);
@@ -97,9 +80,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`
 				);
 				const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-				slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-				slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-				jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+				slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+				slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+				jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 			}
 		)
 	);
@@ -115,9 +98,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -133,9 +116,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -151,9 +134,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -169,9 +152,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -186,9 +169,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -203,9 +186,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -220,9 +203,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -239,9 +222,9 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 					jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`${V.assistant.name} registers the new ${girl} as "${slave.slaveName}" in your registry.`);
 					const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+					slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+					slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+					jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 				}
 			)
 		);
@@ -252,7 +235,7 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 	function parentNaming(parent) {
 		const el = new DocumentFragment();
 		({
-			he2, him2, his2, girl2, He2
+			he2, his2, He2
 		} = getPronouns(parent).appendSuffix("2"));
 		if (parent.ID === V.ConcubineID) {
 			App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement(
@@ -261,13 +244,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				App.UI.DOM.link(
 					`Permit your Concubine to name ${his2} ${daughter}`,
 					() => {
-						//<<ParentNames parent slave>>
+						// <<ParentNames parent slave>>
 						slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 						jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`After some careful consideration, ${parent.slaveName} picks a name ${he2} thinks you might find attractive; from now on ${his2} ${daughter} will be known as "${slave.slaveName}".`);
 						const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 					}
 				)
 			);
@@ -278,13 +261,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				App.UI.DOM.link(
 					`Permit your ${wife2} to name ${his2} ${daughter}`,
 					() => {
-						//<<ParentNames parent slave>>
+						// <<ParentNames parent slave>>
 						slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 						jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`After some careful consideration,${parent.slaveName} picks a name suitable for your ${daughter}; from now on ${he2} will be known as "${slave.slaveName}".`);
 						const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 					}
 				)
 			);
@@ -295,13 +278,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				App.UI.DOM.link(
 					`Permit your bodyguard to name ${his2} ${daughter}`,
 					() => {
-						//<<ParentNames parent slave>>
+						// <<ParentNames parent slave>>
 						slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 						jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`After some careful consideration,${parent.slaveName} decides on "${slave.slaveName}" for ${his2} daughter. ${He2} hopes you'll find it fitting ${his} station.`);
 						const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 					}
 				)
 			);
@@ -312,13 +295,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				App.UI.DOM.link(
 					`Permit your Head Girl to name ${his2} ${daughter}`,
 					() => {
-						//<<ParentNames parent slave>>
+						// <<ParentNames parent slave>>
 						slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 						jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`After some careful consideration,${parent.slaveName} decides on "${slave.slaveName}" for ${his2} daughter, and hopes it will be a name your other slaves will learn to respect.`);
 						const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 					}
 				)
 			);
@@ -329,13 +312,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				App.UI.DOM.link(
 					`Permit ${his} devoted mother to name ${his2} ${daughter}`,
 					() => {
-						//<<ParentNames parent slave>>
+						// <<ParentNames parent slave>>
 						slave.birthName = slave.slaveName;
 						jQuery("#naming").empty().append(`After some careful consideration,${tempMom.slaveName} picks a name ${he2} hopes you'll like; from now on ${his2} ${daughter} will be known as "${slave.slaveName}".`);
 						const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
-						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name')
-						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName)
-						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName)
+						slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
+						slaveName.append(slave.slaveName);
+						jQuery("#newName").empty().append(slaveName);
 					}
 				)
 			);
@@ -343,10 +326,10 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 		return el;
 	}
 	if (tempMom !== 0) {
-		naming.append(parentNaming(tempMom))
+		naming.append(parentNaming(tempMom));
 	}
 	if (tempDad !== 0 && slave.father !== slave.mother) {
-		naming.append(parentNaming(tempDad))
+		naming.append(parentNaming(tempDad));
 	}
 	el.append(naming);
 
@@ -354,7 +337,7 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 	r = [];
 
 	const newName = document.createElement("span");
-	newName.id = "newName"
+	newName.id = "newName";
 
 	const slaveName = document.createElement("span");
 	slaveName.classList.add('slave-name');
@@ -410,13 +393,14 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 
 	if (tempMom !== 0) {
 		({
-			he2, him2, his2, girl2, He2, himself2
+			he2, his2, He2, himself2
 		} = getPronouns(tempMom).appendSuffix("2"));
 		r.push(`${He} glances at ${his} mother`);
 		if (tempMom.relationship === -3) {
 			if (tempMom.fetish === "mindbroken") {
 				r.push(`and <span class="mediumorchid">notices how dull</span> the look on ${his2} face is.${tempMom.slaveName} is standing there blankly. ${He2} doesn't even recognize ${his2} ${daughter}, <span class="gold">frightening</span> the poor ${girl}.`);
-				slave.trust -= 25, slave.devotion -= 10;
+				slave.trust -= 25;
+				slave.devotion -= 10;
 			} else if (tempMom.devotion + tempMom.trust >= 175) {
 				r.push(`and <span class="hotpink">notices how happy</span> the look on ${his2} face is.${tempMom.slaveName} is positively beaming with pride at `);
 				if (slave.father === -1) {
@@ -425,10 +409,12 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`${his2} addition to your harem`);
 				}
 				r.push(`.`);
-				slave.trust += 35, slave.devotion += 35;
+				slave.trust += 35;
+				slave.devotion += 35;
 			} else if (tempMom.devotion < -20 && tempMom.trust > 20) {
 				r.push(`and <span class="gold">notices the look of hatred</span> on ${his2} face.${tempMom.slaveName} scowls at ${his2} unwelcome spawn, <span class="hotpink">frightening the poor ${girl} into your arms.</span>`);
-				slave.trust -= 50, slave.devotion += 50;
+				slave.trust -= 50;
+				slave.devotion += 50;
 			} else if (tempMom.devotion < -20) {
 				r.push(`and notices the <span class="mediumorchid">look of defeat</span> on ${his2} face.${tempMom.slaveName} immediately tears up when ${he2} `);
 				if (canSee(tempMom)) {
@@ -443,7 +429,8 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`${his2} addition to your harem`);
 				}
 				r.push(`.`);
-				slave.trust -= 30, slave.devotion -= 30;
+				slave.trust -= 30;
+				slave.devotion -= 30;
 			} else {
 				r.push(`and <span class="hotpink">notices how obedient</span> the look on ${his2} face is.${tempMom.slaveName} is eagerly awaiting your reaction to `);
 				if (slave.father === -1) {
@@ -452,7 +439,8 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`${his2} addition to your harem`);
 				}
 				r.push(`.`);
-				slave.trust += 25, slave.devotion += 25;
+				slave.trust += 25;
+				slave.devotion += 25;
 			}
 		} else if (tempMom.ID === V.ConcubineID) {
 			r.push(`and notices <span class="hotpink">how happy</span> the look on ${his2} face is. ${S.Concubine.slaveName} is positively beaming with pride at ${his2} addition to your harem.`);
@@ -500,23 +488,23 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 			} else if (tempMom.lactation === 1) {
 				r.push(`milk leaking `);
 			}
-			r.push(`${tempMom.nipples} nipples.`)
-			_momInterest = "boobs";
+			r.push(`${tempMom.nipples} nipples.`);
+			momInterest = "boobs";
 		} else if (tempMom.bellyPreg >= 450000) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s massively distended, child-filled belly, taking in every obvious motion beneath ${his2} taut skin.`);
 			if (slave.readyOva >= 20) {
 				r.push(` A hand runs across ${his} own bloated middle and another down to ${his} moist pussy.`);
 			}
-			_momInterest = "belly";
+			momInterest = "belly";
 		} else if (tempMom.belly >= 5000) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s rounded middle, staring in fascination at the unfamiliar bulge.`);
 			if (slave.readyOva >= 20) {
 				r.push(` A hand runs across ${his} own middle and another down to ${his} moist pussy.`);
 			}
-			_momInterest = "belly";
+			momInterest = "belly";
 		} else if (tempMom.dick > 15) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s ${dickToEitherUnit(tempMom.dick).replace("es", "")} long dick, trying to understand how it can fit in a girl.`);
-			_momInterest = "dick";
+			momInterest = "dick";
 		} else if (tempMom.balls > 60) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s ${ballsToEitherUnit(tempMom.balls).replace("es", "")} long testicles, taking in every `);
 			if (V.showInches === 2) {
@@ -531,13 +519,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				r.push(`the hole in ${his2} crotch`);
 			}
 			r.push(`.`);
-			_momInterest = "balls";
+			momInterest = "balls";
 		} else if (tempMom.hips > 2) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s abnormally wide hips. ${He} runs ${his} hands down ${his} own sides, pondering how such a wonder occurs.`);
-			_momInterest = "hips";
+			momInterest = "hips";
 		} else if (tempMom.butt > 12) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s massive ass, staring in fascination at every jiggle that runs through it.`);
-			_momInterest = "butt";
+			momInterest = "butt";
 		} else if (tempMom.dick > 0 && tempMom.vagina > -1) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempMom.slaveName}'s crotch, staring in wonder and confusion at the presence of both a penis and a vagina.`);
 		} else if (tempMom.dick === 0 && tempMom.vagina === -1 && tempMom.scrotum === 0) {
@@ -551,13 +539,14 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 
 	if (tempDad !== 0 && slave.father !== slave.mother) {
 		({
-			he2, him2, his2, girl2, He2
+			he2, his2, He2
 		} = getPronouns(tempDad).appendSuffix("2"));
 		r.push(`${He} glances at ${his} father`);
 		if (tempDad.relationship === -3) {
 			if (tempDad.fetish === "mindbroken") {
 				r.push(`and <span class="mediumorchid">notices how dull</span> the look on ${his2} face is.${tempDad.slaveName} is standing there blankly. ${He2} doesn't even recognize ${his2} ${daughter}, <span class="gold">frightening</span> the poor ${girl}.`);
-				slave.trust -= 25, slave.devotion -= 10;
+				slave.trust -= 25;
+				slave.devotion -= 10;
 			} else if (tempDad.devotion + tempDad.trust >= 175) {
 				r.push(`and <span class="hotpink">notices how happy</span> the look on ${his2} face is.${tempDad.slaveName} is positively beaming with pride at `);
 				if (slave.mother === -1) {
@@ -566,10 +555,12 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`${his2} addition to your harem`);
 				}
 				r.push(`.`);
-				slave.trust += 35, slave.devotion += 35;
+				slave.trust += 35;
+				slave.devotion += 35;
 			} else if (tempDad.devotion < -20 && tempDad.trust > 20) {
 				r.push(`and <span class="gold">notices the look of hatred</span> on ${his2} face.${tempDad.slaveName} scowls at ${his2} unwelcome spawn, <span class="hotpink">frightening the poor ${girl} into your arms.</span>`);
-				slave.trust -= 50, slave.devotion += 50;
+				slave.trust -= 50;
+				slave.devotion += 50;
 			} else if (tempDad.devotion < -20) {
 				r.push(`and notices the <span class="mediumorchid">look of defeat</span> on ${his2} face.${tempDad.slaveName} immediately tears up when ${he2} `);
 				if (canSee(tempDad)) {
@@ -584,7 +575,8 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`${his2} addition to your harem`);
 				}
 				r.push(`.`);
-				slave.trust -= 30, slave.devotion -= 30;
+				slave.trust -= 30;
+				slave.devotion -= 30;
 			} else {
 				r.push(`and <span class="hotpink">notices how obedient</span> the look on ${his2} face is.${tempDad.slaveName} is eagerly awaiting your reaction to `);
 				if (slave.mother === -1) {
@@ -593,7 +585,8 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`${his2} addition to your harem`);
 				}
 				r.push(`.`);
-				slave.trust += 25, slave.devotion += 25;
+				slave.trust += 25;
+				slave.devotion += 25;
 			}
 		} else if (tempDad.ID === V.ConcubineID) {
 			r.push(`and notices <span class="hotpink">how happy</span> the look on ${his2} face is. ${S.Concubine.slaveName} is positively beaming with pride at ${his2} addition to your harem.`);
@@ -630,7 +623,7 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 		}
 		if (tempDad.boobs > 10000) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s `);
-			V.tempDad.boobs
+			V.tempDad.boobs;
 			r.push(`cc tits, taking in every `);
 			if (V.showInches === 2) {
 				r.push(`inch`);
@@ -644,27 +637,27 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				r.push(`milk leaking `);
 			}
 			r.push(`${tempDad.nipples} nipples.`);
-			_dadInterest = "boobs";
+			dadInterest = "boobs";
 		} else if (tempDad.bellyPreg >= 450000) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s massively distended, child-filled belly, taking in every obvious motion beneath ${his2} taut skin.`);
 			if (slave.readyOva >= 20) {
 				r.push(` A hand runs across ${his} own bloated middle and another down to ${his} moist pussy.`);
 			}
-			_dadInterest = "belly";
+			dadInterest = "belly";
 		} else if (tempDad.belly >= 5000) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s rounded middle, staring in fascination at the unfamiliar bulge.`);
 			if (slave.readyOva >= 20) {
 				r.push(` A hand runs across ${his} own middle and another down to ${his} moist pussy.`);
 			}
-			_dadInterest = "belly";
+			dadInterest = "belly";
 		} else if (tempDad.dick > 15) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s `);
-			V.dickToEitherUnit(tempDad.dick).replace("es", "")
+			V.dickToEitherUnit(tempDad.dick).replace("es", "");
 			r.push(` long dick, trying to understand how it can fit in anybody.`);
-			_dadInterest = "dick";
+			dadInterest = "dick";
 		} else if (tempDad.balls > 60) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s `);
-			V.ballsToEitherUnit(tempDad.balls).replace("es", "")
+			V.ballsToEitherUnit(tempDad.balls).replace("es", "");
 			r.push(` long testicles, taking in every `);
 			if (V.showInches === 2) {
 				r.push(`inch`);
@@ -678,13 +671,13 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 				r.push(`the hole in ${his2} crotch`);
 			}
 			r.push(`.`);
-			_dadInterest = "balls";
+			dadInterest = "balls";
 		} else if (tempDad.hips > 2) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s abnormally wide hips. ${He} runs ${his} hands down ${his} own sides, pondering how such a wonder occurs.`);
-			_dadInterest = "hips";
+			dadInterest = "hips";
 		} else if (tempDad.butt > 12) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s massive ass, staring in fascination at every jiggle that runs through it.`);
-			_dadInterest = "butt";
+			dadInterest = "butt";
 		} else if (tempDad.dick > 0 && tempDad.vagina > -1) {
 			r.push(`${His} eyes focus on${tempDad.slaveName}'s crotch, staring in wonder and confusion at the presence of both a penis and a vagina.`);
 		} else if (tempDad.dick === 0 && tempDad.vagina === -1 && tempDad.scrotum === 0) {
@@ -704,12 +697,12 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 		r.push(`You dismiss${tempMom.slaveName} and tempDad.slaveName so that you may conduct a more intimate inspection of their ${daughter}.`);
 	} else if (tempMom !== 0) {
 		({
-			he2, him2, his2, girl2, He2
+			he2, his2, He2
 		} = getPronouns(tempMom).appendSuffix("2"));
 		r.push(`You dismiss${tempMom.slaveName} so that you may conduct a more intimate inspection of ${his2} ${daughter}.`);
 	} else if (tempDad !== 0) {
 		({
-			he2, him2, his2, girl2, He2
+			he2, his2, He2
 		} = getPronouns(tempDad).appendSuffix("2"));
 		r.push(`You dismiss${tempDad.slaveName} so that you may conduct a more intimate inspection of ${his2} ${daughter}.`);
 	}
@@ -786,7 +779,8 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`, since it is likely ${he} ${himself} will be swollen with child before long`);
 				}
 				r.push(`. ${He} eagerly rubs it all over before pushing ${his} ear to it, provoking a kick and a gasp in response. ${He} instinctively <span class="hotpink">connects to you</span> and <span class="mediumaquamarine">trusts you</span> like a mother.`);
-				slave.trust += 2, slave.devotion += 2;
+				slave.trust += 2;
+				slave.devotion += 2;
 			}
 		} else {
 			if (V.PC.preg >= 16 && V.PC.belly >= 1500) {
@@ -795,7 +789,8 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 					r.push(`, since it is likely ${he} ${himself} will be swollen with child before long`);
 				}
 				r.push(`. ${He} eagerly rubs it all over before pushing ${his} ear to it, provoking a kick and a gasp in response. ${He} instinctively <span class="hotpink">connects to you</span> and <span class="mediumaquamarine">trusts you</span> like a mother.`);
-				slave.trust += 2, slave.devotion += 2;
+				slave.trust += 2;
+				slave.devotion += 2;
 			}
 		}
 	}
@@ -907,5 +902,672 @@ App.UI.newChildIntro = function(slave, slave2) {
 		slave.trust += 4;
 		slave.devotion += 4;
 	}
+
+	// Normal intro stuff
 	el.append(App.UI.newSlaveIntro(slave));
+
+	// Unique stuff again
+	el.append(parentInterest());
+
+	return el;
+	function parentInterest() {
+		const el = document.createElement("p");
+		let r = [];
+		let linkArray;
+		let interestLine;
+
+		if ((momInterest === "boobs") || (dadInterest === "boobs")) {
+			interestLine = document.createElement("div");
+			linkArray = [];
+			r = [];
+			r.push(`You noticed ${his} interest in ${his}`);
+			if (momInterest === "boobs" && dadInterest === "boobs") {
+				r.push(`parents'`);
+			} else if (momInterest === "boobs") {
+				r.push(`mother's`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`father's`);
+			}
+			r.push(`massive breasts when ${he} was around them.`);
+			el.append(r.join(" "));
+			if (slave.geneMods.NCS === 0) {
+				if (slave.boobs >= 4000 && V.arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch === 1) {
+					linkArray.push(
+						App.UI.DOM.link(
+							`Start ${him} on a regimen of hyper breast growth drugs`,
+							() => {
+								slave.devotion += 25;
+								slave.trust += 20;
+								slave.boobs += 500;
+								slave.drugs = "hyper breast injections";
+								jQuery("#result").empty().append(
+									`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} breasts with their first dosage of HA-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the day once ${he} realizes ${his} breasts are bigger. By the end of the week, ${he}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> over ${his} swollen chest and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll let them grow even larger.`
+								);
+							}
+						)
+					);
+				} else if (slave.boobs < 4000) {
+					linkArray.push(
+						App.UI.DOM.link(
+							`Start ${him} on a regimen of breast growth drugs`,
+							() => {
+								slave.devotion += 15;
+								slave.trust += 10;
+								slave.boobs += 200;
+								slave.drugs = "breast injections";
+								jQuery("#result").empty().append(
+									`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} breasts with their first dosage of A-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the week once ${he} realizes ${his} breasts are bigger than before. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${his} chest is swelling and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll make them even larger.`
+								);
+							}
+						)
+					);
+				} else {
+					linkArray.push(
+						App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `${His} breasts are already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate ${his} curiosity.`)
+					);
+				}
+			}
+			if (slave.boobs >= 1000 && V.arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishistResearch === 1) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a heaving pair of 4000cc fillable implants in ${his} chest`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 25;
+							slave.trust += 20;
+							slave.boobs += 4000;
+							slave.boobsImplant += 4000;
+							slave.boobsImplantType = "advanced fillable";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							slave.boobShape = "normal";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new ridiculous fake tits. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of giant breasts hanging from ${his} stretched chest and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you have plans to make them even bigger, even though ${he} is already struggling to keep upright. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a heaving pair of 4000cc fillable implants in ${his} chest`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 25;
+							slave.trust += 25;
+							slave.boobs += 7500;
+							slave.boobsImplant += 7500;
+							slave.boobsImplantType = "string";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							slave.boobShape = "normal";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new ridiculous fake tits. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of monster breasts straining ${his} chest and <span class="mediumaquamarine">bounces cheerfully</span> when ${he} `);
+							if (canHear(slave)) {
+								r.push(`hears`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`discovers`);
+							}
+							r.push(` they'll keep growing, despite ${his} near inability to stay upright. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			} else if (slave.boobs < 1000) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a pair of 1000cc fillable implants in ${his} chest`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 10;
+							slave.boobs += 1000;
+							slave.boobsImplant += 1000;
+							slave.boobsImplantType = "fillable";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							slave.boobShape = "normal";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new fake balloons. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of big breasts hanging from ${his} chest and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you have plans to make them even bigger. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a heavy pair of 1500cc string implants in ${his} chest`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 15;
+							slave.boobs += 1500;
+							slave.boobsImplant += 1500;
+							slave.boobsImplantType = "string";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							slave.boobShape = "normal";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new fake balloons. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of big breasts hanging from ${his} chest and <span class="mediumaquamarine">bounces cheerfully</span> when ${he} `);
+							if (canHear(slave)) {
+								r.push(`hears`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`discovers`);
+							}
+							r.push(` they'll keep growing. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			} else {
+				r.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `${His} breasts are already so large that basic implants will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate ${his} curiosity.`)
+				);
+			}
+			App.Events.addNode(interestLine, r);
+			el.append(interestLine);
+		}
+
+		if (momInterest === "belly" || dadInterest === "belly") {
+			interestLine = document.createElement("div");
+			linkArray = [];
+			r = [];
+			r.push(`You noticed ${his} interest in ${his}`);
+			if (momInterest === "belly" && dadInterest === "belly") {
+				r.push(`parents'`);
+			} else if (momInterest === "belly") {
+				r.push(`mother's`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`father's`);
+			}
+			r.push(` rounded middle when ${he} was around them.`);
+			interestLine.append(r.join(" "));
+			if (isItemAccessible.entry("a huge empathy belly", "bellyAccessory")) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Give ${him} a big fake belly to wear`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 15;
+							slave.bellyAccessory = "a huge empathy belly";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You tell ${him} to cover ${his} eyes and wait while you go fetch something for ${him}. Lugging back the biggest empathy belly you had available, you slip it onto ${him}, eliciting a grunt of discomfort. You order ${him} to open ${his} eyes and look ${himself} over. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> at ${his} huge belly and <span class="mediumaquamarine">bounces cheerfully</span> when ${he} `);
+							if (canHear(slave)) {
+								r.push(`hears`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`discovers`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${he} can keep it. ${He} spends the rest of the day bumping into things and struggling to adjust to the huge weight hanging off ${his} front.`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						}
+					)
+				);
+			}
+			if (V.arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishistResearch === 1) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Put ${him} into a medical coma and implant a 200000cc belly implant in ${his} abdomen`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 25;
+							slave.trust += 25;
+							slave.bellyImplant = 200000;
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 50);
+							SetBellySize(slave);
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes from ${his} induced coma, ${he} nearly faints at the `);
+							if (canSee(slave)) {
+								r.push(`sight`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`feeling`);
+							}
+							r.push(` of ${his} immense middle. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> at ${his} hugeness and <span class="mediumaquamarine">squirms happily</span> when ${he} `);
+							if (canHear(slave)) {
+								r.push(`hears`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`discovers`);
+							}
+							r.push(` you can make it bigger, despite the fact that it is nearly as large as ${he} is and pins ${him} to the bed ${he} lies upon. As it was an invasive surgery, <span class="red">${his} health has been greatly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			}
+			linkArray.push(
+				App.UI.DOM.link(
+					`Implant a 2000cc belly implant in ${his} abdomen`,
+					() => {
+						slave.devotion += 15;
+						slave.trust += 15;
+						slave.bellyImplant = 2000;
+						cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+						surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+						SetBellySize(slave);
+						const r = [];
+						r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+						if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+							r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+							if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`s`);
+							}
+							r.push(` off`);
+						} else {
+							r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+						}
+						r.push(` ${his} new bulbous middle. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own round belly and <span class="mediumaquamarine">bounces cheerfully</span> when ${he} `);
+						if (canHear(slave)) {
+							r.push(`hears`);
+						} else {
+							r.push(`discovers`);
+						}
+						r.push(` you can make it bigger. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+						jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+					},
+					[],
+					"",
+					`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+				)
+			);
+			App.Events.addNode(interestLine, r);
+			el.append(interestLine);
+		}
+
+		if ((slave.geneMods.NCS === 0) && ((momInterest === "dick") || (dadInterest === "dick"))) {
+			interestLine = document.createElement("div");
+			linkArray = [];
+			r = [];
+			r.push(`You noticed ${his} interest in ${his}`);
+			if (momInterest === "dick" && dadInterest === "dick") {
+				r.push(`parents'`);
+			} else if (momInterest === "dick") {
+				r.push(`mother's`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`father's`);
+			}
+			r.push(` enormous cock while ${he} was around them.`);
+			interestLine.append(r.join(" "));
+			if (slave.dick >= 10 && V.arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch === 1) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Start ${him} on a regimen of hyper penis growth drugs`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 25;
+							slave.trust += 20;
+							slave.dick += 3;
+							slave.drugs = "hyper penis enhancement";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} penis with its first dosage of HA-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the day once ${he} realizes ${his} dick feels heavier. By the end of the week, ${he}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> over ${his} meaty cock and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll let it grow even larger.`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						}
+					)
+				);
+			} else if (slave.dick < 10) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Start ${him} on a regimen of penis growth drugs`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 10;
+							slave.dick += 1;
+							slave.drugs = "penis enhancement";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} cock with its first dosage of A-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the week once ${he} realizes ${his} dick feels heavier than before. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${his} penis is steadily growing and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll make it even larger.`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						}
+					)
+				);
+			} else {
+				r.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `${His} dick is already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate ${his} curiosity.`)
+				);
+			}
+			App.Events.addNode(interestLine, r);
+			el.append(interestLine);
+		}
+
+		if ((slave.geneMods.NCS === 0) && ((momInterest === "balls") || (dadInterest === "balls"))) {
+			interestLine = document.createElement("div");
+			linkArray = [];
+			r = [];
+			r.push(`You noticed ${his} interest in ${his}`);
+			if (momInterest === "balls" && dadInterest === "balls") {
+				r.push(`parents'`);
+			} else if (momInterest === "balls") {
+				r.push(`mother's`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`father's`);
+			}
+			r.push(`pendulous testicles while ${he} was around them.`);
+			interestLine.append(r.join(" "));
+			if (slave.balls >= 6 && V.arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch === 1) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Start ${him} on a regimen of hyper testicle growth drugs`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 25;
+							slave.trust += 20;
+							slave.balls += 10;
+							slave.drugs = "hyper testicle enhancement";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} testicles with their first dosage of HA-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the day once ${he} realizes ${his} nuts feel heavier. By the end of the week, ${he}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> over ${his} swollen balls and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll let them grow even larger.`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						}
+					)
+				);
+			} else if (slave.balls < 6) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Start ${him} on a regimen of testicle growth drugs`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 10;
+							slave.balls += 1;
+							slave.drugs = "testicle enhancement";
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} testicles with their first dosage of A-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the week once ${he} realizes ${his} nuts feel heavier and fuller than before. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${his} balls are steadily swelling and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll make them even larger.`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						}
+					)
+				);
+			} else {
+				r.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `${His} balls are already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate ${his} curiosity.`)
+				);
+			}
+			App.Events.addNode(interestLine, r);
+			el.append(interestLine);
+		}
+
+		if ((momInterest === "hips") || (dadInterest === "hips")) {
+			interestLine = document.createElement("div");
+			linkArray = [];
+			r = [];
+			r.push(`You noticed ${his} interest in ${his}`);
+			if (momInterest === "hips" && dadInterest === "hips") {
+				r.push(`parents'`);
+			} else if (momInterest === "hips") {
+				r.push(`mother's`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`father's`);
+			}
+			r.push(` door jamming hips while ${he} was around them.`);
+			interestLine.append(r.join(" "));
+			if (slave.hips === 2 && V.surgeryUpgrade === 1) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Surgically widen ${his} hips`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 15;
+							slave.hips += 1;
+							slave.hipsImplant = 1;
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 40);
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} wide hips, especially since ${he} can't figure out how to roll over with them. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} is ridiculously wide and <span class="mediumaquamarine">wiggles ${his} door-jammers cheerfully</span> at you whenever ${he} gets the chance. Since the surgery was invasive, <span class="red">${his} health has been greatly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			} else if (slave.hips < 2) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Surgically widen ${his} hips`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 15;
+							slave.hips += 1;
+							slave.hipsImplant = 1;
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 40);
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} wide hips. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} is wider than ever and <span class="mediumaquamarine">wiggles ${his} hips cheerfully</span> at you whenever ${he} gets the chance. Since the surgery was invasive, <span class="red">${his} health has been greatly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			} else {
+				r.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `Your surgery suite is not outfitted to widen ${his} hips further.`)
+				);
+			}
+			App.Events.addNode(interestLine, r);
+			el.append(interestLine);
+		}
+
+		if ((momInterest === "butt") || (dadInterest === "butt")) {
+			interestLine = document.createElement("div");
+			linkArray = [];
+			r = [];
+			r.push(`You noticed ${his} interest in ${his}`);
+			if (momInterest === "butt" && dadInterest === "butt") {
+				r.push(`parents'`);
+			} else if (momInterest === "butt") {
+				r.push(`mother's`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`father's`);
+			}
+			r.push(` ever-jiggling ass while ${he} was around them.`);
+			interestLine.append(r.join(" "));
+			if (slave.geneMods.NCS === 0) {
+				if (slave.butt >= 10 && V.arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch === 1) {
+					linkArray.push(
+						App.UI.DOM.link(
+							`Start ${him} on a regimen of hyper ass growth drugs`,
+							() => {
+								slave.devotion += 25;
+								slave.trust += 20;
+								slave.butt += 3;
+								slave.drugs = "hyper butt injections";
+								const r = [];
+								r.push(`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} buttcheeks with their first dosage of HA-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the day once ${he} realizes ${his} butt is larger than ever. By the end of the week, ${he}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> over ${his} swollen rear and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll let it grow even larger.`);
+								jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+							},
+						)
+					);
+				} else if (slave.butt < 10) {
+					linkArray.push(
+						App.UI.DOM.link(
+							`Start ${him} on a regimen of ass growth drugs`,
+							() => {
+								slave.devotion += 15;
+								slave.trust += 10;
+								slave.butt += 1;
+								slave.drugs = "butt injections";
+								const r = [];
+								r.push(`${He} squeals in protest as you inject ${his} buttcheeks with their first dosage of A-HGH, though ${he} changes ${his} tune by the end of the week once ${he} realizes ${his} butt is bigger than before. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${his} rear is swelling and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you'll make it even larger.`);
+								jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+							},
+						)
+					);
+				} else {
+					r.push(
+						App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `${His} butt is already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate ${his} curiosity.`)
+					);
+				}
+			}
+			if (slave.butt >= 6 && V.arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishistResearch === 1) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a heaving pair of fillable implants in ${his} rear`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 25;
+							slave.trust += 20;
+							slave.butt += 8;
+							slave.buttImplant += 8;
+							slave.buttImplantType = "advanced fillable";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new ridiculous fake ass, not that ${he} has much choice, since it has ${him} pinned to the bed. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of giant butt cheeks ballooning from ${his} bottom and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you have plans to make them even bigger, even though ${he} is already struggling to escape from under them. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			} else if (slave.butt < 6) {
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a pair of fillable implants in ${his} rear`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 10;
+							slave.butt += 2;
+							slave.buttImplant += 2;
+							slave.buttImplantType = "fillable";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new fake bottom. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of big butt cheeks hanging from ${his} rear and <span class="mediumaquamarine">hopes</span> you have plans to make them even bigger. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+				linkArray.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.link(
+						`Implant a heavy pair of string implants in ${his} rear`,
+						() => {
+							slave.devotion += 15;
+							slave.trust += 15;
+							slave.butt += 3;
+							slave.buttImplant += 3;
+							slave.buttImplantType = "string";
+							cashX(forceNeg(V.surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", slave);
+							surgeryDamage(slave, 10);
+							const r = [];
+							r.push(`You escort ${him} to the remote surgery, strap ${him} in, and put ${him} under. When ${he} awakes, ${he} can't `);
+							if (hasAnyArms(slave)) {
+								r.push(`keep ${his} hand`);
+								if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
+									r.push(`s`);
+								}
+								r.push(` off`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`stop shaking around`);
+							}
+							r.push(` ${his} new fake bottom. ${He}'s <span class="hotpink">deliriously happy</span> that ${he} has ${his} own pair of big butt cheeks hanging from ${his} rear and <span class="mediumaquamarine">bounces them cheerfully</span> when ${he} `);
+							if (canHear(slave)) {
+								r.push(`hears`);
+							} else {
+								r.push(`discovers`);
+							}
+							r.push(` they'll keep growing. As with all surgery <span class="red">${his} health has been slightly affected.</span>`);
+							jQuery("#result").empty().append(r.join(" "));
+						},
+						[],
+						"",
+						`This option costs ${cashFormat(V.surgeryCost)}`
+					)
+				);
+			} else {
+				r.push(
+					App.UI.DOM.makeElement("span", `${His} butt is already so large that basic implants will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate ${his} curiosity.`)
+				);
+			}
+			App.Events.addNode(interestLine, r);
+			el.append(interestLine);
+		}
+		return el;
+	}
 };
diff --git a/src/pregmod/incubator.tw b/src/pregmod/incubator.tw
index f3e6af055fac05ba01757754af5bd1d6ef4c5ff6..ed35243eca3b46b30258493deeb6d5044f8a2174 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/incubator.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/incubator.tw
@@ -765,7 +765,7 @@ Target age for release: <<textbox "$targetAge" $targetAge "Incubator">> [[Minimu
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $readySlaves == 1>>
+<<if $readySlaves == 2>>
 	<<if $incubatorBulkRelease == 1>>
 		<<set $newSlavePool = []>>
 		<<for _inc = 0; _inc < $tanks.length; _inc++>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw b/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
index 35a7b19c5b95d28df79c248fcd3d77123b3a7de8..d2c2e76e7989c7d191e22d84b9964759bdefcf99 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
@@ -1272,285 +1272,4 @@ You slowly strip down, gauging $his reactions to your show, until you are fully
 		<</if>>
 	<</replace>>
 	<</link>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if ((_momInterest == "boobs") || (_dadInterest == "boobs"))>>
-	<br>You noticed $his interest in $his <<if _momInterest == "boobs" && _dadInterest == "boobs">>parents'<<elseif _momInterest == "boobs">>mother's<<else>>father's<</if>> massive breasts when $he was around them.
-	<<if $activeSlave.geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.boobs >= 4000 && $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch == 1>>
-			<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of hyper breast growth drugs">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 20>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 500>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "hyper breast injections">>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				$He squeals in protest as you inject $his breasts with their first dosage of HA-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the day once $he realizes $his breasts are bigger. By the end of the week, $he's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ over $his swollen chest and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll let them grow even larger.
-			<</replace>>
-			<</link>>
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 4000>>
-			<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of breast growth drugs">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 200>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "breast injections">>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				$He squeals in protest as you inject $his breasts with their first dosage of A-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the week once $he realizes $his breasts are bigger than before. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $his chest is swelling and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll make them even larger.
-			<</replace>>
-			<</link>>
-		<<else>>
-			$His breasts are already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate $his curiosity.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.boobs >= 1000 && $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishistResearch == 1>>
-		<br><<link "Implant a heaving pair of 4000cc fillable implants in $his chest">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 20>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 4000>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplant += 4000>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplantType = "advanced fillable">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobShape = "normal">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new ridiculous fake tits. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of giant breasts hanging from $his stretched chest and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you have plans to make them even bigger, even though $he is already struggling to keep upright. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-		<br><<link "Implant a massive pair of 7500cc string implants in $his chest">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 25>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 7500>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplant += 7500>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplantType = "string">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobShape = "normal">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new ridiculous fake tits. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of monster breasts straining $his chest and @@.mediumaquamarine;bounces cheerfully@@ when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>discovers<</if>> they'll keep growing, despite $his near inability to stay upright. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 1000>>
-		<br><<link "Implant a pair of 1000cc fillable implants in $his chest">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 1000>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplant += 1000>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplantType = "fillable">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobShape = "normal">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new fake balloons. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of big breasts hanging from $his chest and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you have plans to make them even bigger. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-		<br><<link "Implant a heavy pair of 1500cc string implants in $his chest">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobs += 1500>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplant += 1500>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplantType = "string">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.boobShape = "normal">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new fake balloons. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of big breasts hanging from $his chest and @@.mediumaquamarine;bounces cheerfully@@ when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>discovers<</if>> they'll keep growing. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<<else>>
-		$His breasts are already so large that basic implants will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate $his curiosity.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if _momInterest == "belly" || _dadInterest == "belly">>
-	<br>You noticed $his interest in $his <<if _momInterest == "belly" && _dadInterest == "belly">>parents'<<elseif _momInterest == "belly">>mother's<<else>>father's<</if>> rounded middle when $he was around them.
-	<<if isItemAccessible.entry("a huge empathy belly", "bellyAccessory")>>
-		<br><<link "Give $him a big fake belly to wear">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.bellyAccessory = "a huge empathy belly">>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				You tell $him to cover $his eyes and wait while you go fetch something for $him. Lugging back the biggest empathy belly you had available, you slip it onto $him, eliciting a grunt of discomfort. You order $him to open $his eyes and look $himself over. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ at $his huge belly and @@.mediumaquamarine;bounces cheerfully@@ when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>discovers<</if>> $he can keep it. $He spends the rest of the day bumping into things and struggling to adjust to the huge weight hanging off $his front.
-			<</replace>>
-		<</link>>
-	<</if>>
-	<<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishistResearch == 1>>
-		<br><<link "Put $him into a medical coma and implant a 200000cc belly implant in $his abdomen">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 25>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.bellyImplant = 200000>>
-			<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-			<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 50)>>
-			<<run SetBellySize($activeSlave)>>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes from $his induced coma, $he nearly faints at the <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sight<<else>>feeling<</if>> of $his immense middle. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ at $his hugeness and @@.mediumaquamarine;squirms happily@@ when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>discovers<</if>> you can make it bigger, despite the fact that it is nearly as large as $he is and pins $him to the bed $he lies upon. As it was an invasive surgery, @@.red;$his health has been greatly affected.@@
-			<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<</if>>
-	<br><<link "Implant a 2000cc belly implant in $his abdomen">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.bellyImplant = 2000>>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<run SetBellySize($activeSlave)>>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new bulbous middle. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own round belly and @@.mediumaquamarine;bounces cheerfully@@ when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>discovers<</if>> you can make it bigger. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-	<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-<</if>>
-
-<<if (($activeSlave.geneMods.NCS == 0) && ((_momInterest == "dick") || (_dadInterest == "dick")))>>
-	<br>You noticed $his interest in $his <<if _momInterest == "dick" && _dadInterest == "dick">>parents'<<elseif _momInterest == "dick">>mother's<<else>>father's<</if>> enormous cock while $he was around them.
-	<<if $activeSlave.dick >= 10 && $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch == 1>>
-		<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of hyper penis growth drugs">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 20>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.dick += 3>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "hyper penis enhancement">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			$He squeals in protest as you inject $his penis with its first dosage of HA-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the day once $he realizes $his dick feels heavier. By the end of the week, $he's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ over $his meaty cock and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll let it grow even larger.
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>>
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.dick < 10>>
-		<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of penis growth drugs">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.dick += 1>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "penis enhancement">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			$He squeals in protest as you inject $his cock with its first dosage of A-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the week once $he realizes $his dick feels heavier than before. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $his penis is steadily growing and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll make it even larger.
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>>
-	<<else>>
-		$His dick is already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate $his curiosity.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if (($activeSlave.geneMods.NCS == 0) && ((_momInterest == "balls") || (_dadInterest == "balls")))>>
-	<br>You noticed $his interest in $his <<if _momInterest == "balls" && _dadInterest == "balls">>parents'<<elseif _momInterest == "balls">>mother's<<else>>father's<</if>> pendulous testicles while $he was around them.
-	<<if $activeSlave.balls >= 6 && $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch == 1>>
-		<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of hyper testicle growth drugs">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 20>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.balls += 10>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "hyper testicle enhancement">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			$He squeals in protest as you inject $his testicles with their first dosage of HA-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the day once $he realizes $his nuts feel heavier. By the end of the week, $he's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ over $his swollen balls and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll let them grow even larger.
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>>
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.balls < 6>>
-		<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of testicle growth drugs">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.balls += 1>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "testicle enhancement">>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			$He squeals in protest as you inject $his testicles with their first dosage of A-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the week once $he realizes $his nuts feel heavier and fuller than before. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $his balls are steadily swelling and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll make them even larger.
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>>
-	<<else>>
-		$His balls are already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate $his curiosity.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if (_momInterest == "hips") || (_dadInterest == "hips")>>
-	<br>You noticed $his interest in $his <<if _momInterest == "hips" && _dadInterest == "hips">>parents'<<elseif _momInterest == "hips">>mother's<<else>>father's<</if>> door jamming hips while $he was around them.
-	<<if $activeSlave.hips == 2 && $surgeryUpgrade == 1>>
-		<br><<link "Surgically widen $his hips">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.hips += 1>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.hipsImplant = 1>>
-			<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-			<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 40)>>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his wide hips, especially since $he can't figure out how to roll over with them. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he is ridiculously wide and @@.mediumaquamarine;wiggles $his door-jammers cheerfully@@ at you whenever $he gets the chance. Since the surgery was invasive, @@.red;$his health has been greatly affected.@@
-			<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.hips < 2>>
-		<br><<link "Surgically widen $his hips">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.hips += 1>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.hipsImplant = 1>>
-			<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-			<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 40)>>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his wide hips. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he is wider than ever and @@.mediumaquamarine;wiggles $his hips cheerfully@@ at you whenever $he gets the chance. Since the surgery was invasive, @@.red;$his health has been greatly affected.@@
-			<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<<else>>
-		Your surgery suite is not outfitted to widen $his hips further.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if ((_momInterest == "butt") || (_dadInterest == "butt"))>>
-	<br>You noticed $his interest in $his <<if _momInterest == "butt" && _dadInterest == "butt">>parents'<<elseif _momInterest == "butt">>mother's<<else>>father's<</if>> ever-jiggling ass while $he was around them.
-	<<if $activeSlave.geneMods.NCS == 0>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.butt >= 10 && $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionistResearch == 1>>
-			<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of hyper ass growth drugs">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 20>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.butt += 3>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "hyper butt injections">>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				$He squeals in protest as you inject $his buttcheeks with their first dosage of HA-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the day once $he realizes $his butt is larger than ever. By the end of the week, $he's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ over $his swollen rear and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll let it grow even larger.
-			<</replace>>
-			<</link>>
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.butt < 10>>
-			<br><<link "Start $him on a regimen of ass growth drugs">>
-			<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.butt += 1>>
-			<<set $activeSlave.drugs = "butt injections">>
-			<<replace "#result">>
-				$He squeals in protest as you inject $his buttcheeks with their first dosage of A-HGH, though $he changes $his tune by the end of the week once $he realizes $his butt is bigger than before. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $his rear is swelling and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you'll make it even larger.
-			<</replace>>
-			<</link>>
-		<<else>>
-			$His butt is already so huge that basic growth drugs will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate $his curiosity.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.butt >= 6 && $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishistResearch == 1>>
-		<br><<link "Implant a heaving pair of fillable implants in $his rear">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 25>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 20>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.butt += 8>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.buttImplant += 8>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.buttImplantType = "advanced fillable">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new ridiculous fake ass, not that $he has much choice, since it has $him pinned to the bed. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of giant butt cheeks ballooning from $his bottom and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you have plans to make them even bigger, even though $he is already struggling to escape from under them. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.butt < 6>>
-		<br><<link "Implant a pair of fillable implants in $his rear">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 10>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.butt += 2>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.buttImplant += 2>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.buttImplantType = "fillable">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new fake bottom. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of big butt cheeks hanging from $his rear and @@.mediumaquamarine;hopes@@ you have plans to make them even bigger. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-		<br><<link "Implant a heavy pair of string implants in $his rear">>
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 15>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.butt += 3>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.buttImplant += 3>>
-		<<set $activeSlave.buttImplantType = "string">>
-		<<run cashX(forceNeg($surgeryCost), "slaveSurgery", $activeSlave)>>
-		<<run surgeryDamage($activeSlave, 10)>>
-		<<replace "#result">>
-			You escort $him to the remote surgery, strap $him in, and put $him under. When $he awakes, $he can't <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>keep $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> off<<else>>stop shaking around<</if>> $his new fake bottom. $He's @@.hotpink;deliriously happy@@ that $he has $his own pair of big butt cheeks hanging from $his rear and @@.mediumaquamarine;bounces them cheerfully@@ when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>discovers<</if>> they'll keep growing. As with all surgery @@.red;$his health has been slightly affected.@@
-		<</replace>>
-		<</link>> //This option costs <<print cashFormat($surgeryCost)>>//
-	<<else>>
-		$His butt is already so large that basic implants will not have a noticeable enough effect to sate $his curiosity.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-</span>
+<</if>>
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