diff --git a/src/endWeek/saServant.js b/src/endWeek/saServant.js
index f160bd7092da128f112f2cfd31a46a05aa7cfd82..5b13a5642fc18f95b36025845633b90a9c556885 100644
--- a/src/endWeek/saServant.js
+++ b/src/endWeek/saServant.js
@@ -1,24 +1,16 @@
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} Description of week-end as servant
- */
-window.saServant = function saServant(slave) {
-	"use strict";
+window.saServant = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function saServant(slave) {
 	const V = State.variables;
-	let t = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
+	const pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
+	const he = pronouns.pronoun;
+	const him = pronouns.object;
+	const his = pronouns.possessive;
+	const hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
+	const himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
+	const boy = pronouns.noun;
+	const He = capFirstChar(he);
+	const His = capFirstChar(his);
 
-	t += `works as a servant. ${He} performs the lowest jobs in your penthouse, cleaning up after your other slaves, bathing them, helping them dress, and giving them sexual relief.`;
+	let t = `works as a servant. ${He} performs the lowest jobs in your penthouse, cleaning up after your other slaves, bathing them, helping them dress, and giving them sexual relief.`;
 
 	if (V.servantsQuarters > 0) {
 		if ((V.universalRulesFacilityWork === 1 && slave.assignment === "be a servant" && V.servantsQuartersSpots > 0) || (slave.assignment === "work as a servant")) {
diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
index 8e72dfa15c555bbc542287cdafb998c66d694804..9d2b99df523e050bca92d334dbb8dffdabc18ddb 100644
--- a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
@@ -1,649 +1,45 @@
 /**
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's age and health
- */
-App.Desc.ageAndHealth = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	const V = State.variables;
-	let r = ``;
-	let woman;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-	let age;
-
-	boy === "girl" ? (woman = "woman") : (woman = "man");
-
-	if (!slave.fuckdoll) {
-		if (slave.health < -90) {
-			r += `${He} is nearly unresponsive. ${He}'s obviously <span class=red>dangerously sick,</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health < -50) {
-			r += `${He} seems <span class=red>very sick,</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health < -20) {
-			r += `${He} seems <span class=red>ill,</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health <= 20) {
-			r += `${He} seems reasonably <span class=yellow>healthy,</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health <= 50) {
-			r += `${He} shines with <span class=green>good health,</span>`;
-		} else {
-			r += `${He} almost gleams; ${he}'s in the absolute <span class=green>best of health,</span>`;
-		}
-		age = slave.actualAge + 1;
-		r += ` and ${he}'s `;
-		if (slave.birthWeek >= 52 && V.seeAge) {
-			r += `going to turn ${age} this week, `;
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 3) {
-			r += `an infant, only `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				if (!slave.actualAge) {
-					r += `${0 + $week - slave.weekAcquired} weeks`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge) {
-					r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} year`;
-				} else {
-					r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years`;
-				}
-				r += ` old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				if (!slave.actualAge) {
-					r += `${0 + $week - slave.weekAcquired} weeks`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge) {
-					r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} year`;
-				} else {
-					r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years`;
-				}
-				r += ` old.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 5) {
-			r += `a toddler, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `only ${num(slave.actualAge)} years old.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 13) {
-			r += `a little $girl, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `only ${num(slave.actualAge)} years old.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 16) {
-			r += `almost a child, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `less than 17 years old.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 17) {
-			r += `young and fresh at ${num(slave.actualAge)}`;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail && V.seeAge !== 0) {
-				if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-					r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-				} else {
-					r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-				}
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 18) {
-			r += `young, fresh, and nearly 18`;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail && V.seeAge !== 0) {
-				if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-					r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					if (V.seeAge) {
-						r += `and people are already beginning to eye ${him}`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-			r += `. `;
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 19) {
-			if (!slave.birthWeek && V.seeAge) {
-				r += `just turned ${num(
-          slave.actualAge
-        )} this week, which many citizens find especially appealing.`;
-			} else if (slave.birthWeek < 4 && V.seeAge) {
-				r += `only turned ${num(slave.actualAge)} this month.`;
-			} else {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.showAgeDetail && V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 20) {
-			r += `in ${his} final year as a teenager at age 19 `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail && V.seeAge !== 0) {
-				if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-					r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-				} else {
-					r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-				}
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 26) {
-			r += `a young ${woman}, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `in ${his} early twenties.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 30) {
-			r += `a younger ${woman}, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `in ${his} late twenties.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 36) {
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `in ${his} early thirties.`;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.actualAge < 40) {
-			r += `middle-aged for a slave, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `at ${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				r += `in ${his} late thirties.`;
-			}
-		} else {
-			r += `old for a slave, `;
-			if (V.showAgeDetail) {
-				r += `at ${num(slave.actualAge)} years old`;
-				if (V.seeAge !== 0) {
-					r += `; `;
-					if (slave.birthWeek === 51) {
-						r += `${his} birthday is next week`;
-					} else {
-						r += `${his} birthday is in ${52 - slave.birthWeek} weeks.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else {
-				if (slave.actualAge < 50) {
-					r += `in ${his} forties.`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge < 60) {
-					r += `in ${his} fifties. `;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge < 70) {
-					r += `extremely old for a slave, in ${his} 60s.`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge < 80) {
-					r += `extremely old for a slave, in ${his} ${num(70)}s.`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge < 90) {
-					r += `extremely old for a slave, in ${his} r += ${num(80)}s.`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge < 100) {
-					r += `extremely old for a slave, in ${his} r += ${num(90)}s.`;
-				} else if (slave.actualAge >= 100) {
-					r += `ancient by any measure, over a century old.`;
-				}
-			}
-			if (slave.actualAge !== slave.physicalAge) {
-				r += `However, ${he} has the body of a ${num(
-          slave.physicalAge
-        )}-year-old;`;
-				if (slave.physicalAge < 18 && slave.actualAge >= 18) {
-					r += `a stark contrast given ${his} maturity.`;
-				} else if (slave.physicalAge < 18 && slave.actualAge < 18) {
-					r += `a noticeable difference thanks to ${his} immaturity.`;
-				} else if (
-					slave.physicalAge <= slave.actualAge - 20 ||
-					slave.physicalAge >= slave.actualAge + 20
-				) {
-					r += `a shocking difference from ${his} actual age.`;
-				} else if (
-					slave.physicalAge <= slave.actualAge - 10 ||
-					slave.physicalAge >= slave.actualAge + 10
-				) {
-					r += `a noticeable difference from ${his} actual age.`;
-				} else if (
-					slave.physicalAge <= slave.actualAge - 5 ||
-					slave.physicalAge >= slave.actualAge + 5
-				) {
-					r += `a barely noticeable difference from ${his} actual age.`;
-				} else {
-					r += `though it is hard to tell the difference from ${his} actual age.`;
-				}
-			}
-			/*
-			 ** This section replaces the age/therapy texts, giving more details for the NCS condition.
-			 */
-			if (slave.geneMods.NCS) {
-				if (slave.vagina < 0 && slave.dick <= 0) {
-					bodyNCS = "childlike";
-				} else if (slave.vagina < 0 && slave.dick > 0) {
-					bodyNCS = "shota";
-				} else if (slave.vagina > 0 && slave.dick <= 0) {
-					bodyNCS = "loli";
-				} else {
-					bodyNCS = "loli/shota";
-				}
-				r += `${He} appears to be slave.visualAge years old`;
-				if (slave.visualAge <= 8) {
-					r += `and ${he} has induced <span class=orange>NCS</span> and will always have a ${bodyNCS} body, no matter how long ${he} lives.`;
-				} else if (slave.visualAge < 13) {
-					r += `and ${he} has induced <span class=orange>NCS</span> and will have a ${bodyNCS} body for the rest of ${his} life.`;
-				} else if (slave.visualAge < 20) {
-					r += `and ${he} still has a teen body for now, but with ${his} <span class=orange>NCS,</span> ${he} will eventually regress in age to look like a little $girl again.`;
-				} else {
-					r += `and ${he} still has the body of an adult, but ${his} <span class=orange>NCS</span> has`;
-					if (slave.physicalAge - slave.visualAge <= 5) {
-						r += `not really begun to youthen ${his} appearance yet.`;
-					} else if (slave.physicalAge - slave.visualAge <= 10) {
-						r += `clearly been at work on ${him}, making ${him} appear younger.`;
-					} else if (slave.physicalAge - slave.visualAge <= 20) {
-						r += `obviously helped take more than a decade off of ${his} age.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `intensely youthened ${him}.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.physicalAge !== slave.visualAge) {
-				if (
-					slave.visualAge <= slave.physicalAge - 20 ||
-					slave.visualAge >= slave.physicalAge + 20
-				) {
-					r += `${He} has undergone radical age therapy that makes ${him} look`;
-				} else if (
-					slave.visualAge <= slave.physicalAge - 10 ||
-					slave.visualAge >= slave.physicalAge + 10
-				) {
-					r += `${He} has undergone drastic age therapy that makes ${him} look`;
-				} else if (
-					slave.visualAge <= slave.physicalAge - 5 ||
-					slave.visualAge >= slave.physicalAge + 5
-				) {
-					r += `${He} has undergone noticeable age therapy that makes ${him} look`;
-				} else {
-					r += `For various reasons, ${he} looks`;
-				}
-				if (slave.physicalAge > slave.visualAge) {
-					if (slave.physicalAge < slave.visualAge + 5) {
-						r += `a slightly younger ${slave.visualAge}.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 20) {
-						r += `like ${he}'s barely an adult.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 25) {
-						r += `barely into ${his} early twenties.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 30) {
-						r += `like ${he}'s still in ${his} twenties.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 35) {
-						r += `barely thirty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 40) {
-						r += `still in ${his} thirties.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 45) {
-						r += `barely forty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 50) {
-						r += `still in ${his} forties.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 55) {
-						r += `barely fifty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 60) {
-						r += `still in ${his} fifties.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 65) {
-						r += `barely sixty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 70) {
-						r += `still in ${his} sixties.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 75) {
-						r += `barely seventy.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 80) {
-						r += `still in ${his} seventies.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `a younger ${slave.visualAge}.`;
-					}
-				} else {
-					if (slave.physicalAge > slave.visualAge - 5) {
-						r += `a slightly older ${slave.visualAge}.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 20) {
-						r += `like a fresh adult.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 25) {
-						r += `just over twenty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 30) {
-						r += `nearly thirty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 35) {
-						r += `just over thirty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 40) {
-						r += `nearly forty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 45) {
-						r += `just over forty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 50) {
-						r += `nearly fifty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 55) {
-						r += `just over fifty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 60) {
-						r += `nearly sixty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 65) {
-						r += `just over sixty.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 70) {
-						r += `nearly seventy.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 75) {
-						r += `just over seventy.`;
-					} else if (slave.visualAge < 80) {
-						r += `nearly eighty.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `an ancient ${slave.visualAge}.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	} else {
-		r += `The Fuckdoll gives no external indication of ${his} health or age, but upon query ${his} systems reports that ${he} is `;
-		if (slave.health < -90) {
-			r += `<span class=red>dangerously sick</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health < -50) {
-			r += `<span class=red>very sick</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health < -20) {
-			r += `<span class=red>ill</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health <= 20) {
-			r += `<span class=yellow>healthy</span>`;
-		} else if (slave.health <= 50) {
-			r += `<span class=green>very health</span>`;
-		} else {
-			r += `<span class=green>extremely healthy</span>`;
-		}
-		r += ` and ${slave.physicalAge} years old.`;
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's amputation, if present
- */
-App.Desc.amputee = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.amp) {
-		if (slave.amp === -1) {
-			r += `${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with a set of modern prosthetic limbs that allow ${him} a fairly normal life.`;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -2) {
-			r += `${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized for sex. ${His} fingertips vibrate, ${his} finger joints are masked to prevent pinching, and ${his} hands can dispense lube.`;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -3) {
-			r += `${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized to look natural. They are covered in a material that closely mimics living ${
-        slave.skin
-      } skin, and their servos are noise dampened.`;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -4) {
-			r += `${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized for combat. They're hardened, strengthened, and more responsive, and they conceal taser knuckles and extensible forearm blades.`;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -5) {
-			r += `${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with advanced cybernetic P-Limbs. The ultimate fusion of combat effectiveness and instruments of pleasure, they're capable of performing multiple functions. They can enhance sex through ${his} vibrating hands and increase ${his} combat skills with hardened, yet flexible artificial muscles. They have an advanced artificial skin that can send electrical impulses that can cause stimulation or extreme pain.`;
-		} else if (slave.amp > 0) {
-			r += `${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> making ${him} a convenient torso-only sex toy.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `The most obvious thing about ${
-        slave.slaveName
-      } is that ${he} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee:</span> ${he} has neither arms nor legs.`;
-		}
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's brand
- */
-App.Desc.brand = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	let bellyAccessory;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.brand) {
-		bellyAccessory = slave.bellyAccessory;
-		if (
-			setup.fakeBellies.includes(bellyAccessory) &&
-			slave.brandLocation === "belly"
-		) {
-			r += `${His} fake belly has ${slave.brand} branded on it.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `${He} has ${slave.brand} branded into the flesh of ${his} ${
-        slave.brandLocation
-      }.`;
-		}
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @return {string} The slave's eyes
- */
-App.Desc.eyes = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	const V = State.variables;
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.eyes === -2) {
-		const HC = hasVisibleHeterochromia(slave) ? 1 : 0;
-		if (slave.eyeColor !== "empty") {
-			r += `${His} eyes are dull`;
-			if (V.saleDescription && V.PC.medicine >= 50 || V.PC.slaving >= 50) {
-				r += `, unfocused`;
-				if (HC) {
-					r += `, heterochromatic,`;
-				}
-				r += ` and clearly nonfunctional`;
-			} else {
-				if (HC) {
-					r += `, heterochromatic,`;
-				}
-				r += ` and unfocused`;
-			}
-			r += `, `;
-		} else {
-			r += `${His} gaze is empty. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.intelligence > 95) {
-			r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is incisive, quick, cunning; `;
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= 130) {
-				r += `with ${his} education, ${he} is so far <span class=deepskyblue>beyond brilliant</span> that ${he} is nearly peerless. `;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `${he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> and `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `well `;
-				}
-				r += `educated. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `${he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> that ${his} `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
-					r += `meager`;
-				} else {
-					r += `lack of`;
-				}
-				r += ` education is unimportant. `;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.intelligence > 50) {
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 95) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is incisive, quick, cunning; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant.</span>`;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but ${his} face is alive with intelligence; ${he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> and `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `well `;
-				}
-				r += `educated. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `but ${his} face is alive with intelligence; ${he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> that ${his} `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
-					r += `meager`;
-				} else {
-					r += `lack of`;
-				}
-				r += ` education is unimportant. `;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.intelligence > 15) {
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 50) {
-				r += `but ${his} face is alive with intelligence; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent.</span>`;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} cleverness; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> and`;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `well `;
-				}
-				r += `educated. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} cleverness; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> despite being undereducated. `;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -15) {
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 15) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} cleverness; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence.</span>`;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} alertness; ${he} is of average intelligence due to being `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `well `;
-				}
-				r += `educated. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} alertness; ${he} is of average intelligence and is undereducated. `;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -50) {
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -15) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} alertness; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of average intelligence. `;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is rather dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> despite having been `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `thoroughly `;
+ * @return {string} The slave's eyes
+ */
+App.Desc.eyes = function (slave) {
+	"use strict";
+	const V = State.variables;
+	let r = ``;
+	/* eslint-disable */
+	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
+	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
+	let him = pronouns.object;
+	let his = pronouns.possessive;
+	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
+	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
+	let boy = pronouns.noun;
+	let He = capFirstChar(he);
+	let His = capFirstChar(his);
+	/* eslint-enable */
+
+	if (slave.eyes === -2) {
+		const HC = hasVisibleHeterochromia(slave) ? 1 : 0;
+		if (slave.eyeColor !== "empty") {
+			r += `${His} eyes are dull`;
+			if (V.saleDescription && V.PC.medicine >= 50 || V.PC.slaving >= 50) {
+				r += `, unfocused`;
+				if (HC) {
+					r += `, heterochromatic,`;
 				}
-				r += `educated. `;
+				r += ` and clearly nonfunctional`;
 			} else {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is rather dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> and is poorly educated. `;
-			}
-		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -95) {
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -50) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is rather dim; even with ${his} education, ${he} can only be considered of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence.</span>`;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is as dull as ${his} eyes; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> despite having `;
-				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `an advanced`;
-				} else {
-					r += `some`;
+				if (HC) {
+					r += `, heterochromatic,`;
 				}
-				r += ` education. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is as dull as ${his} eyes; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> and ignorant. `;
+				r += ` and unfocused`;
 			}
+			r += `, `;
 		} else {
-			r += `though you doubt it would be much different if ${he} could see; `;
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -95) {
-				r += `even with ${his} education, ${he} is still <span class=orangered>really stupid.</span>`;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
-				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> and ignorant to boot. `;
-			}
+			r += `${His} gaze is empty. `;
 		}
-	} else {
 		if (slave.intelligence > 95) {
-			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor}-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; `;
+			r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is incisive, quick, cunning; `;
 			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= 130) {
 				r += `with ${his} education, ${he} is so far <span class=deepskyblue>beyond brilliant</span> that ${he} is nearly peerless. `;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
@@ -663,15 +59,15 @@ App.Desc.eyes = function (slave) {
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence > 50) {
 			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 95) {
-				r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor}-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant.</span>`;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is incisive, quick, cunning; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are alive with intelligence; ${he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> and `;
+				r += `but ${his} face is alive with intelligence; ${he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> and `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated. `;
 			} else {
-				r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are alive with intelligence; ${he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> that ${his} `;
+				r += `but ${his} face is alive with intelligence; ${he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> that ${his} `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
 					r += `meager`;
 				} else {
@@ -680,693 +76,196 @@ App.Desc.eyes = function (slave) {
 				r += ` education is unimportant. `;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence > 15) {
-			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
 			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 50) {
-				r += `alive with intelligence; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent.</span>`;
+				r += `but ${his} face is alive with intelligence; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `clever; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> and `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} cleverness; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> and`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated. `;
 			} else {
-				r += `clever; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> despite being undereducated. `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} cleverness; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> despite being undereducated. `;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -15) {
-			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
 			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 15) {
-				r += `clever; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence.</span>`;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} cleverness; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `alert; ${he} is of average intelligence due to being`;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} alertness; ${he} is of average intelligence due to being `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated. `;
 			} else {
-				r += `alert; ${he} is of average intelligence and is undereducated. `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} alertness; ${he} is of average intelligence and is undereducated. `;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -50) {
-			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
 			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -15) {
-				r += `alert; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of average intelligence. `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${his} alertness; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of average intelligence. `;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> despite having been `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is rather dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> despite having been `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `thoroughly `;
 				}
 				r += `educated. `;
 			} else {
-				r += `dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> and is poorly educated. `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is rather dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> and is poorly educated. `;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -95) {
-			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
 			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -50) {
-				r += `dim; even with ${his} education, ${he} can only be considered of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence.</span>`;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is rather dim; even with ${his} education, ${he} can only be considered of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `dull; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> despite having `;
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is as dull as ${his} eyes; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> despite having `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
-					r += `an advanced`;
-				} else {
-					r += `some`;
-				}
-				r += ` education. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `dull; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> and ignorant. `;
-			}
-		} else {
-			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor}-eyed gaze betrays near-total insensibility; `;
-			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -95) {
-				r += `even with ${his} education, ${he} is still <span class=orangered>really stupid.</span>`;
-			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
-				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education. `;
-			} else {
-				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> and ignorant to boot. `;
-			}
-		}
-	}
-	return r;
-}
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's eye color
- */
-App.Desc.eyeColor = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r;
-
-	if (hasVisibleHeterochromia(slave)) {
-		r = `heterochromatic ${slave.eyeColor} and ${
-      slave.geneticQuirks.heterochromatia
-    }`;
-	} else {
-		r = `${slave.eyeColor}`;
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's waist
- */
-App.Desc.waist = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	const V = State.variables;
-	let r = ``;
-	let belly;
-	let woman;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	boy === "girl" ? (woman = "woman") : (woman = "man");
-	if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-		belly = bellyAdjective(slave);
-	}
-
-	r += `${He} has `;
-	if (slave.waist > 95) {
-		r += `a badly <span class=red>masculine waist</span> that ruins ${his} figure`;
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += ` and greatly exaggerates how fat ${he} is.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += ` despite how thin ${he} is.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} thick waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 300000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly is hidden by ${his} thick waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 450000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} thick waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} thick waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges around ${his} thick waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	} else if (slave.waist > 40) {
-		r += `a broad, <span class=red>ugly waist</span> that makes ${him} look mannish`;
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += ` and exaggerates how fat ${he} is.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += ` despite how thin ${he} is.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} chunky waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 150000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly is hidden by ${his} chunky waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 450000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} chunky waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} chunky waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges around ${his} chunky waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	} else if (slave.waist > 10) {
-		r += `an <span class=red>unattractive waist</span> that conceals ${his} `;
-		if (slave.visualAge > 25) {
-			r += `girlish`;
-		} else {
-			r += `womanly`;
-		}
-		r += ` figure`;
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += ` and accentuates how fat ${he} is.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += ` despite how thin ${he} is.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 10000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} figure hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 200000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} figure barely hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 300000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 450000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	} else if (slave.waist > -10) {
-		r += `an average waist for a `;
-		if (slave.visualAge > 25) {
-			r += `${boy}`;
-		} else {
-			r += `${woman}`;
-		}
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += `, though it looks broader since ${he}'s fat.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += `, though it looks narrower since ${he}'s thin.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 10000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} figure hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 200000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} figure barely hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 300000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 450000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	} else if (slave.waist > -40) {
-		r += `a nice <span class=pink>feminine waist</span> that gives ${him} a `;
-		if (slave.visualAge > 25) {
-			r += `girlish`;
-		} else {
-			r += `womanly`;
-		}
-		r += ` figure`;
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += ` despite ${his} extra weight.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += ` and accentuates how thin ${he} is.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 10000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} figure hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 100000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} figure barely hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 300000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 450000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can clearly be seen around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges around ${his} waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			}
-		}
-	} else if (slave.waist > -95) {
-		r += `a hot <span class=pink>wasp waist</span> that gives ${him} an hourglass figure`;
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += `despite ${his} extra weight.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += `further accentuated by how thin ${he} is.`;
-		} else {
-			r += `. `;
-		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} narrow waist and continues `;
-				if (slave.belly >= 1000000) {
-					r += `quite the distance`;
-				} else {
-					r += `over half a `;
-					if (V.showInches === 2) {
-						r += `yard`;
-					} else {
-						r += `meter`;
-					}
-					r += ` farther to either side.`;
-				}
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 5000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} narrow figure hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 80000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} narrow figure barely hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 100000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} narrow waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 450000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly extends past ${his} narrow waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly distends far to either side of ${his} narrow waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
-				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges to either side of ${his} narrow waist and continues for nearly half a `;
-				if (V.showInches === 2) {
-					r += `yard`;
-				} else {
-					r += `meter`;
-				}
-				r += `in both directions.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
+					r += `an advanced`;
+				} else {
+					r += `some`;
 				}
+				r += ` education. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `but ${his} facial expressions reveal ${he} is as dull as ${his} eyes; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> and ignorant. `;
 			}
-		}
-	} else {
-		r += `an <span class=pink>absurdly narrow waist</span> that gives ${him} a cartoonishly hourglass figure`;
-		if (slave.weight > 30) {
-			r += `made even more ludicrous by ${his} extra weight.`;
-		} else if (slave.weight < -30) {
-			r += `made even more ludicrous by how thin ${he} is.`;
 		} else {
-			r += `. `;
+			r += `though you doubt it would be much different if ${he} could see; `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -95) {
+				r += `even with ${his} education, ${he} is still <span class=orangered>really stupid.</span>`;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
+				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> and ignorant to boot. `;
+			}
 		}
-		if (slave.belly >= 1500) {
-			if (slave.belly >= 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly grotesquely bulges around ${his} narrow waist and continues `;
-				if (slave.belly >= 1000000) {
-					r += `quite the distance`;
-				} else {
-					r += `over half a `;
-					if (V.showInches === 2) {
-						r += `yard`;
-					} else {
-						r += `meter`;
-					}
-					r += ` farther to either side.`;
+	} else {
+		if (slave.intelligence > 95) {
+			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor}-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= 130) {
+				r += `with ${his} education, ${he} is so far <span class=deepskyblue>beyond brilliant</span> that ${he} is nearly peerless. `;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
+				r += `${he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> and `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
+					r += `well `;
 				}
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is horribly distended by ${his} bursting womb in a last ditch effort to find more room for ${his} children, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
+				r += `educated. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `${he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> that ${his} `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
+					r += `meager`;
+				} else {
+					r += `lack of`;
 				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 2000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} narrow figure hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 5000) {
-				r += `From behind, ${his} narrow figure barely hides ${his} ${belly} belly.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 8000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly can be seen around ${his} narrow waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 15000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly extends past ${his} narrow waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 45000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly distends far to either side of ${his} narrow waist.`;
-			} else if (slave.belly < 600000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly distends far to either side of ${his} narrow waist.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is swollen wider than usual by ${his} crowded womb in its search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline only visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
+				r += ` education is unimportant. `;
+			}
+		} else if (slave.intelligence > 50) {
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 95) {
+				r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor}-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant.</span>`;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
+				r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are alive with intelligence; ${he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> and `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
+					r += `well `;
 				}
-			} else if (slave.belly < 750000) {
-				r += `${His} ${belly} belly lewdly bulges to either side of ${his} narrow waist and continues for nearly half a `;
-				if (V.showInches === 2) {
-					r += `yard`;
+				r += `educated. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are alive with intelligence; ${he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> that ${his} `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
+					r += `meager`;
 				} else {
-					r += `meter`;
+					r += `lack of`;
 				}
-				r += ` in both directions.`;
-				if (slave.preg > 3) {
-					if (slave.belly > slave.pregAdaptation * 1000) {
-						r += `${His} waist is greatly distended by ${his} overfilled womb in its desperate search for more room, leaving ${his} original waistline barely visible from behind.`;
-					} else {
-						r += `However, ${his} body is so adapted to pregnancy that ${his} womb rests forward enough to preserve the shape of ${his} waistline.`;
-					}
+				r += ` education is unimportant. `;
+			}
+		} else if (slave.intelligence > 15) {
+			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 50) {
+				r += `alive with intelligence; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent.</span>`;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
+				r += `clever; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> and `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
+					r += `well `;
 				}
+				r += `educated. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `clever; ${he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> despite being undereducated. `;
 			}
-		}
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/* OPEN PIERCINGS */
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's anus piercing, if present
- */
-App.Desc.anusPiercing = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.vagina > -1) {
-		if (slave.anusPiercing === 1) {
-			r += `${He} has a simple piercing between ${his} pussy and ${his} asshole`;
-			if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
-				r += ` which helps keep the strip of material `;
-				if (slave.vagina > -1) {
-					r += `between ${his} holes`;
-				} else {
-					r += `below ${his} rear hole`;
+		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -15) {
+			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant > 15) {
+				r += `clever; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence.</span>`;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
+				r += `alert; ${he} is of average intelligence due to being`;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
+					r += `well `;
 				}
-				r += ` in place`;
+				r += `educated. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `alert; ${he} is of average intelligence and is undereducated. `;
 			}
-			r += `.`;
-		} else if (slave.anusPiercing === 2) {
-			r += `${He} has a big ring between ${his} pussy and ${his} asshole`;
-			if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
-				r += `, which helps keep the strip of material `;
-				if (slave.vagina > -1) {
-					r += `between ${his} holes`;
-				} else {
-					r += `below ${his} rear hole`;
+		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -50) {
+			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -15) {
+				r += `alert; with ${his} education, ${he} can be considered of average intelligence. `;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
+				r += `dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> despite having been `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
+					r += `thoroughly `;
 				}
-				r += ` in place`;
+				r += `educated. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `dim; ${he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> and is poorly educated. `;
 			}
-			r += ` and studs in all around ${his} anus.`;
-		}
-	} else {
-		if (slave.anusPiercing === 1) {
-			r += `${He} has a simple perianal piercing between the base of ${his} dick and ${his} girly butthole`;
-			if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
-				r += ` which helps keep the strip of material `;
-				if (slave.vagina > -1) {
-					r += `between ${his} holes`;
+		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -95) {
+			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor} eyes are `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -50) {
+				r += `dim; even with ${his} education, ${he} can only be considered of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence.</span>`;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
+				r += `dull; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> despite having `;
+				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
+					r += `an advanced`;
 				} else {
-					r += `below ${his} rear hole`;
+					r += `some`;
 				}
-				r += ` in place`;
-			}
-			r += `.`;
-		} else if (slave.anusPiercing === 2) {
-			r += `${He} has a big ring between the base of ${his} dick and ${his} girly butthole, which has studs all around it.`;
-		}
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's clit piercing, if present
- */
-App.Desc.clitPiercing = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.clitPiercing === 1 && slave.vagina !== -1) {
-		r += `${He} has a simple clitoral stud.`;
-	} else if (slave.clitPiercing === 2 && slave.vagina !== -1) {
-		r += `${He} has a big ring in ${his} clit.`;
-		if (slave.clothes === "slutty jewelry") {
-			r += `Since ${he}'s wearing slutty bangles ${he} has a short length of light chain dangling from ${his} clit ring; it constantly stimulates ${his} pussylips.`;
-		}
-	} else if (slave.clitPiercing === 3 && slave.vagina !== -1 && !slave.dick) {
-		r += `${He} has a smart piercing in ${his} clit.`;
-	} else if (slave.clitPiercing === 1) {
-		r += `${He} has a simple dickhead stud.`;
-	} else if (slave.clitPiercing === 2) {
-		r += `${He} has a big ring in ${his} dickhead.`;
-		if (slave.clothes === "slutty jewelry") {
-			r += `Since ${he}'s wearing slutty bangles ${he} has a short length of light chain dangling from ${his} dickhead piercing; as ${he} moves it tugs lightly at ${his} cock.`;
-		}
-	} else if (slave.clitPiercing === 3) {
-		r += `${He} has a smart frenulum piercing.`;
-	}
-	if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
-		r += `It anchors the suit's material.<</if>>`;
-	}
-	return r;
-};
-
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's dick piercing, if present
- */
-App.Desc.dickPiercing = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.dick !== 0) {
-		if (slave.dickPiercing === 1) {
-			r += `${He} has a row of studs down ${his} shaft.`;
-		} else if (slave.dickPiercing === 2) {
-			r += `${He} has a row of heavy rings down ${his} shaft.`;
-		}
-		if (slave.scrotum !== 0) {
-			if (slave.dickPiercing === 1) {
-				r += `${He} has a couple of studs in ${his} ballsack.`;
-			} else if (slave.dickPiercing === 2) {
-				r += `${He} has a row of rings down the center of ${his} ballsack, all the way from the base of ${his} shaft to ${his} perineum.`;
+				r += ` education. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `dull; ${he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> and ignorant. `;
 			}
 		} else {
-			if (slave.dickPiercing === 1) {
-				r += `${He} has a couple of studs beneath the base of ${his} dick.`;
-			} else if (slave.dickPiercing === 2) {
-				r += `${He} has a row of rings all the way from the base of ${his} shaft to ${his} perineum.`;
+			r += `${His} ${slave.eyeColor}-eyed gaze betrays near-total insensibility; `;
+			if (slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= -95) {
+				r += `even with ${his} education, ${he} is still <span class=orangered>really stupid.</span>`;
+			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
+				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `${he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> and ignorant to boot. `;
 			}
 		}
 	}
-	if (slave.fuckdoll > 0) {
-		if (slave.dickPiercing > 0) {
-			r += `Every one of them runs through the suit's material, securing it to the Fuckdoll's member.`;
-		}
-	}
 	return r;
-};
+}
 
 /**
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's lip piercing, if present
+ * @returns {string} Slave's eye color
  */
-App.Desc.lipsPiercing = function (slave) {
+App.Desc.eyeColor = function (slave) {
 	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
+	let r;
 
-	if (slave.lipsPiercing === 1) {
-		r += `${He} has a simple lip piercing.`;
-	} else if (slave.lipsPiercing === 2) {
-		r += `${His} lips are heavily pierced.`;
+	if (hasVisibleHeterochromia(slave)) {
+		r = `heterochromatic ${slave.eyeColor} and ${slave.geneticQuirks.heterochromatia}`;
+	} else {
+		r = `${slave.eyeColor}`;
 	}
 	return r;
-};
+}
 
 /**
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's tongue piercing, if present
- */
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} The slave's lip piercing, if present
+ * @returns {string} The slave's age and health
  */
-App.Desc.tonguePiercing = function (slave) {
+App.Desc.ageAndHealth = function (slave) {
 	"use strict";
+	const V = State.variables;
 	let r = ``;
+	let woman;
 	/* eslint-disable */
 	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
 	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
@@ -1751,11 +650,12 @@ App.Desc.tonguePiercing = function (slave) {
 	return r;
 }
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} Slave's brand
- */
-App.Desc.brand = function (slave) {
+App.Desc.brand =
+	/**
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @returns {string} Slave's brand
+	 */
+	function (slave) {
 		"use strict";
 		let r = ``;
 		let bellyAccessory;
@@ -1782,50 +682,52 @@ App.Desc.brand = function (slave) {
 		return r;
 	}
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} Description of slave's amputation, if present
- */
-App.Desc.amputee = function (slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	let r = ``;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
+App.Desc.amputee =
+	/**
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @returns {string} Description of slave's amputation, if present
+	 */
+	function (slave) {
+		"use strict";
+		let r = ``;
+		/* eslint-disable */
+		let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
+		let he = pronouns.pronoun;
+		let him = pronouns.object;
+		let his = pronouns.possessive;
+		let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
+		let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
+		let boy = pronouns.noun;
+		let He = capFirstChar(he);
+		let His = capFirstChar(his);
+		/* eslint-enable */
 
-	if (slave.amp) {
-		if (slave.amp === -1) {
-			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with a set of modern prosthetic limbs that allow ${him} a fairly normal life. `;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -2) {
-			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized for sex. ${His} fingertips vibrate, ${his} finger joints are masked to prevent pinching, and ${his} hands can dispense lube. `;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -3) {
-			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized to look natural. They are covered in a material that closely mimics living ${slave.skin} skin, and their servos are noise dampened. `;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -4) {
-			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized for combat. They're hardened, strengthened, and more responsive, and they conceal taser knuckles and extensible forearm blades. `;
-		} else if (slave.amp === -5) {
-			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with advanced cybernetic P-Limbs. The ultimate fusion of combat effectiveness and instruments of pleasure, they're capable of performing multiple functions. They can enhance sex through ${his} vibrating hands and increase ${his} combat skills with hardened, yet flexible artificial muscles. They have an advanced artificial skin that can send electrical impulses that can cause stimulation or extreme pain. `;
-		} else if (slave.amp > 0) {
-			r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> making ${him} a convenient torso-only sex toy. `;
-		} else {
-			r += `The most obvious thing about ${slave.slaveName} is that ${he} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee:</span> ${he} has neither arms nor legs. `;
+		if (slave.amp) {
+			if (slave.amp === -1) {
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with a set of modern prosthetic limbs that allow ${him} a fairly normal life. `;
+			} else if (slave.amp === -2) {
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized for sex. ${His} fingertips vibrate, ${his} finger joints are masked to prevent pinching, and ${his} hands can dispense lube. `;
+			} else if (slave.amp === -3) {
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized to look natural. They are covered in a material that closely mimics living ${slave.skin} skin, and their servos are noise dampened. `;
+			} else if (slave.amp === -4) {
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with P-Limbs customized for combat. They're hardened, strengthened, and more responsive, and they conceal taser knuckles and extensible forearm blades. `;
+			} else if (slave.amp === -5) {
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> but ${he}'s equipped with advanced cybernetic P-Limbs. The ultimate fusion of combat effectiveness and instruments of pleasure, they're capable of performing multiple functions. They can enhance sex through ${his} vibrating hands and increase ${his} combat skills with hardened, yet flexible artificial muscles. They have an advanced artificial skin that can send electrical impulses that can cause stimulation or extreme pain. `;
+			} else if (slave.amp > 0) {
+				r += `${slave.slaveName} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee,</span> making ${him} a convenient torso-only sex toy. `;
+			} else {
+				r += `The most obvious thing about ${slave.slaveName} is that ${he} is a <span class=pink>quadruple amputee:</span> ${he} has neither arms nor legs. `;
+			}
 		}
+		return r;
 	}
-	return r;
-}
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {string} Description of slave's waist
- */
-App.Desc.waist = function (slave) {
+App.Desc.waist =
+	/**
+	 * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+	 * @returns {string} Description of slave's waist
+	 */
+	function (slave) {
 		"use strict";
 		const V = State.variables;
 		let r = ``;
diff --git a/src/js/extendedFamilyModeJS.js b/src/js/extendedFamilyModeJS.js
index 03089b10800d5d36fa7892a68bc42510d44924f1..de9c109f11b68c44985aa4eb36c1357a5a19b92c 100644
--- a/src/js/extendedFamilyModeJS.js
+++ b/src/js/extendedFamilyModeJS.js
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+/* eslint-disable no-undef */
 /* see documentation for details /devNotes/Extended Family Mode Explained.txt */
 
 window.isMotherP = function isMotherP(daughter, mother) {
@@ -28,12 +29,7 @@ window.sameMom = function (slave1, slave2) {
 	}
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} niece
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} aunt
- * @returns {boolean}
- */
-window.isAunt = function(niece, aunt) {
+window.isAunt = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} niece, @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} aunt */ function (niece, aunt) {
 	if (!State.variables.showDistantRelatives) {
 		return false;
 	}
@@ -42,8 +38,8 @@ window.isAunt = function(niece, aunt) {
 		return false;
 	}
 
-	let mother;
-	let father;
+	var mother;
+	var father;
 
 	if ((mother = getSlave(niece.mother)) && (mother.ID !== aunt.ID) && !sameTParent(mother, aunt) && sameMom(mother, aunt) && sameDad(mother, aunt)) {
 		return true;
@@ -91,26 +87,26 @@ window.areTwins = function (slave1, slave2) {
 
 window.areSisters = function (slave1, slave2) {
 	if (slave1.ID === slave2.ID) {
-		return 0; // you are not your own sister
+		return 0; //you are not your own sister
 	} else if (((slave1.father === 0) || (slave1.father === -2)) && ((slave1.mother === 0) || (slave1.mother === -2))) {
-		return 0; // not related
+		return 0; //not related
 	} else {
 		if (!sameDad(slave1, slave2) && sameMom(slave1, slave2)) {
-			return 3; // half sisters
+			return 3; //half sisters
 		} else if (sameDad(slave1, slave2) && !sameMom(slave1, slave2)) {
-			return 3; // half sisters
+			return 3; //half sisters
 		} else if (sameTParent(slave1, slave2) === 3) {
-			return 3; // half sisters
+			return 3; //half sisters
 		} else if (sameTParent(slave1, slave2) === 2) {
-			return 2; // sisters
+			return 2; //sisters
 		} else if (sameDad(slave1, slave2) && sameMom(slave1, slave2)) {
 			if (slave1.actualAge === slave2.actualAge && slave1.birthWeek === slave2.birthWeek) {
-				return 1; // twins
+				return 1; //twins
 			} else {
-				return 2; // sisters
+				return 2; //sisters
 			}
 		} else {
-			return 0; // not related
+			return 0; //not related
 		}
 	}
 };
@@ -121,7 +117,7 @@ window.areSisters = function(c1, c2) {
 	if(c1.ID === c2.ID) {
 		return 0;
 	}
-	let sib = 4;
+	var sib = 4;
 	if(sameMom(c1, c2)) {
 		sib -= 1;
 	}
@@ -138,12 +134,7 @@ window.areSisters = function(c1, c2) {
 	}
 }
 */
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2
- * @returns {boolean}
- */
-window.areCousins = function (slave1, slave2) {
+window.areCousins = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1, @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2 */ function (slave1, slave2) {
 	if (!State.variables.showDistantRelatives) {
 		return false;
 	}
@@ -152,10 +143,10 @@ window.areCousins = function (slave1, slave2) {
 		return false;
 	}
 
-	let slave1Mom;
-	let slave1Dad;
-	let slave2Mom;
-	let slave2Dad;
+	var slave1Mom;
+	var slave1Dad;
+	var slave2Mom;
+	var slave2Dad;
 
 	if ((slave1Mom = getSlave(slave1.mother)) && (slave2Mom = getSlave(slave2.mother)) && !sameTParent(slave1Mom, slave2Mom) && sameMom(slave1Mom, slave2Mom) && sameDad(slave1Mom, slave2Mom)) {
 		return true;
@@ -170,21 +161,13 @@ window.areCousins = function (slave1, slave2) {
 	return false;
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2
- * @returns {boolean}
- */
-window.areRelated = function (slave1, slave2) {
+window.areRelated = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1, @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2 */
+	function (slave1, slave2) {
 		return (slave1.father === slave2.ID || slave1.mother === slave2.ID || slave2.father === slave1.ID || slave2.mother === slave1.ID || areSisters(slave1, slave2) > 0);
 	};
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {number}
- */
-window.totalRelatives = function(slave) {
-	let relatives = 0;
+window.totalRelatives = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
+	var relatives = 0;
 	if (slave.mother > 0) {
 		relatives += 1;
 	}
@@ -204,7 +187,6 @@ window.totalRelatives = function(slave) {
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2
  * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState[]} slaves
- * @returns {object}
  */
 window.mutualChildren = function (slave1, slave2, slaves) {
 	return slaves.filter(function (s) {
@@ -212,11 +194,7 @@ window.mutualChildren = function (slave1, slave2, slaves) {
 	}).length;
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {boolean}
- */
-window.isSlaveAvailable = function(slave) {
+window.isSlaveAvailable = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	if (!slave) {
 		return null;
 	} else if (slave.assignment === "be your agent") {
@@ -240,21 +218,16 @@ window.randomRelatedSlave = function(slave, filterFunction) {
 }
 */
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @param {function} filterFunction
- * @returns {object}
- */
-window.randomRelatedSlave = function (slave, filterFunction) {
+window.randomRelatedSlave = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave, filterFunction) {
 	if (!slave || !SugarCube) {
 		return undefined;
 	}
 	if (typeof filterFunction !== 'function') {
-		filterFunction = function ( /* s, index, array*/ ) {
+		filterFunction = function ( /*s, index, array*/ ) {
 			return true;
 		};
 	}
-	let arr = State.variables.slaves.filter(filterFunction);
+	var arr = State.variables.slaves.filter(filterFunction);
 	arr.shuffle();
 	return arr.find(function (s) {
 		return areSisters(slave, s) ||
@@ -265,98 +238,62 @@ window.randomRelatedSlave = function (slave, filterFunction) {
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomRelatedAvailableSlave = function(slave) {
+window.randomRelatedAvailableSlave = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return isSlaveAvailable(s);
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomSister = function(slave) {
+window.randomSister = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return areSisters(slave, s);
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomTwinSister = function(slave) {
+window.randomTwinSister = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return areSisters(slave, s) === 1;
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomAvailableSister = function(slave) {
+window.randomAvailableSister = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return isSlaveAvailable(s) && areSisters(slave, s);
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomAvailableTwinSister = function(slave) {
+window.randomAvailableTwinSister = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return isSlaveAvailable(s) && areSisters(slave, s) === 1;
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomDaughter = function(slave) {
+window.randomDaughter = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return s.mother === slave.ID || s.father === slave.ID;
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomAvailableDaughter = function(slave) {
+window.randomAvailableDaughter = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return isSlaveAvailable(s) && (s.mother === slave.ID || s.father === slave.ID);
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomParent = function(slave) {
+window.randomParent = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return s.ID === slave.mother || s.ID === slave.father;
 	});
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
- * @returns {object}
-*/
-window.randomAvailableParent = function(slave) {
+window.randomAvailableParent = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function (slave) {
 	return randomRelatedSlave(slave, function (s) {
 		return isSlaveAvailable(s) && (s.ID === slave.mother || s.ID === slave.father);
 	});
 };
 
 window.totalPlayerRelatives = function (pc) {
-	let relatives = 0;
+	var relatives = 0;
 	if (pc.mother > 0) {
 		relatives += 1;
 	}
@@ -372,15 +309,10 @@ window.totalPlayerRelatives = function (pc) {
 	return relatives;
 };
 
-/**
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1
- * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2
- * @returns {string}
- */
-window.relativeTerm =
+window.relativeTerm = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave1 @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave2 */
 	function (slave1, slave2) {
 		if (slave2.mother === slave1.ID || slave2.father === slave1.ID) {
-			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns) {
+			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns == 1) {
 				return "son";
 			} else {
 				return "daughter";
@@ -390,31 +322,31 @@ window.relativeTerm =
 		} else if (slave1.father === slave2.ID) {
 			return "father";
 		} else if (areSisters(slave2, slave1) === 1) {
-			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns) {
+			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns == 1) {
 				return "twin brother";
 			} else {
 				return "twin sister";
 			}
 		} else if (areSisters(slave2, slave1) === 2) {
-			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns) {
+			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns == 1) {
 				return "brother";
 			} else {
 				return "sister";
 			}
 		} else if (areSisters(slave2, slave1) === 3) {
-			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns) {
+			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns == 1) {
 				return "half-brother";
 			} else {
 				return "half-sister";
 			}
 		} else if (isAunt(slave1, slave2)) {
-			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns) {
+			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns == 1) {
 				return "nephew";
 			} else {
 				return "niece";
 			}
 		} else if (isAunt(slave2, slave1)) {
-			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns) {
+			if (slave2.genes === "XY" && State.variables.diversePronouns == 1) {
 				return "uncle";
 			} else {
 				return "aunt";
@@ -425,83 +357,3 @@ window.relativeTerm =
 			return "some unknown blood connection";
 		}
 	};
-
-App.ExtendedFamily.family = function(slave) {
-	"use strict";
-	const V = State.variables;
-	const PC = V.PC;
-	let r = ``;
-	let pName;
-	let children;
-	/* eslint-disable */
-	let pronouns = getPronouns(slave);
-	let he = pronouns.pronoun;
-	let him = pronouns.object;
-	let his = pronouns.possessive;
-	let hers = pronouns.possessivePronoun;
-	let himself = pronouns.objectReflexive;
-	let boy = pronouns.noun;
-	let He = capFirstChar(he);
-	let His = capFirstChar(his);
-	/* eslint-enable */
-
-	if (slave.ID === PC.mother && slave.ID === PC.father) {
-		r += `$He @@.lightgreen;is both your mother and father;@@ $he impregnated $himself with you.`;
-	} else if (slave.ID === PC.mother) {
-		r += `$He @@.lightgreen;is your mother.@@`;
-	} else if (slave.ID === PC.father) {
-		r += `$He @@.lightgreen;is your father.@@`;
-	}
-
-	if (slave.father === PC.ID && slave.mother === PC.ID) {
-		r += `$He's @@.lightgreen;your child;@@ you knocked yourself up and gave birth to $him.`;
-	} else if (slave.father === slave.mother && (slave.father > 0 || (slave.father in V.missingTable && V.showMissingSlaves))) {
-		if (slave.father > 0) {
-			pName = V.slaves[V.slaveIndices[slave.father]].ID;
-		} else {
-			pName = `your former slave ${V.missingTable[slave.father].slaveName}`;
-		}
-		r += `$He was @@.lightgreen;both fathered and mothers by ${pName}.@@`;
-	}
-
-	if (slave.father === PC.ID && slave.mother !== PC.ID) {
-		r += `He's @@.lightgreen;your child;@@ you knocked $his mother up.`;
-	} else if (slave.father > 0 || (slave.father in V.missingTable && V.showMissingSlaves) && slave.father !== slave.mother) {
-		if (slave.father > 0) {
-			pName = V.slaves[V.slaveIndices[slave.father]].slaveName;
-		} else {
-			pName = `your former slave ${V.missingTable[slave.father].slaveName}`;
-		}
-		r += `$He was @@.lightgreen;fathered by ${pName}'s@@ virile dick.`;
-	}
-
-	if (slave.father !== PC.ID && slave.mother === PC.ID) {
-		r += `$He's @@.lightgreen;your child;@@ you gave birth to $him.`;
-	} else if (slave.mother > 0 || (slave.mother in V.missingTable && V.showMissingSlaves) && slave.father !== slave.mother) {
-		if (slave.mother > 0) {
-			pName = V.slaves[V.slaveIndices[slave.mother]].slaveName;
-		} else {
-			pName = `your former slave ${V.missingTable[slave.mother].slaveName}`;
-		}
-		r += `$He was @@.lightgreen;born from ${pName}'s@@ fertile womb.`;
-	}
-
-	children = V.slaves.filter(function(s) {
-		return slave.ID === s.father;
-	});
-	if (children.length > 2) {
-		r += `$He @@.lightgreen;fathered `;
-		for (let efw = 0; efw < children.length; efw++) {
-			if (efw < children.length-1) {
-				r += `${children[efw].slaveName}, `;
-			} else {
-				r += `and ${children[efw].slaveName}.@@`;
-			}
-		}
-	} else if (children.length > 1) {
-		r += `$He @@.lightgreen;fathered a pair of your slaves: ${children[0].slaveName} and ${children[1].slaveName}.`;
-	} else if (children.length > 0) {
-		r += `$He @@.lightgreen;fathered a single slave of your: ${children[0].slaveName}.@@`;
-	}
-	return r;
-}
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
index d67b8a937e10c50af5d85acdd5156d6094550301..a133ffb39e1f0a4582c60455c1077eae88a4a823 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
@@ -1269,7 +1269,7 @@ $His
 <<if $showBodyMods == 1>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.fuckdoll == 0>>
 		<<if ($activeSlave.brand != 0) && ["breasts", "left breast", "right breast"].includes($activeSlave.brandLocation)>>
-			<<brand($activeSlave)>>
+			<<= App.Desc.brand($activeSlave)>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
@@ -5003,7 +5003,7 @@ $He's got a
 	<<if $showBodyMods == 1>>
 		<<if ($activeSlave.brand != 0)>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.brandLocation == "pubic mound")>>
-				<<brand($activeSlave)>>
+				<<= App.Desc.brand($activeSlave)>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>