diff --git a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
index 69cbce57a6b4acad41aa5ae12024e7f336857812..dea86ec184e62c858ceda588bb0bca8d38dd0616 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
@@ -1136,7 +1136,7 @@ She's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset">>$arcologies[0]
 		They're taking swings at each other with switches. Giggling with each swing and moaning with every successful strike.
 	<</if>>
 <<else>>
-	She's inspecting her arsenal of toys and punishemnt tools. When she notices you watching; she grabs her favourite and eagerly makes use of it on herself.
+	She's inspecting her arsenal of toys and punishment tools. When she notices you watching; she grabs her favorite and eagerly makes use of it on herself.
 <</if>>
 
 <<elseif $assistantAppearance == "witch">>
@@ -1217,7 +1217,7 @@ She's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset">>$arcologies[0]
 <<elseif ($seed == 7) && ($marketAssistantAnnounced == 1)>>
 	She's accompanied by your market assistant's chubby, bespectacled avatar.
 	<<if $marketAssistantRelationship == "cute">>
-		They're tormenting a little representation of one of your slaves while gigling to each other. A closer inspection reveals they are playing with the door locks to confound a new menial.
+		They're sitting back to back, reading their books and giggling to each other over whispers of what they erotic tricks they can do.
 	<<elseif $marketAssistantRelationship == "nonconsensual">>
 		$assistantName has her plaything tightly bound to a rack and is gleefully pouring hot wax onto the oddly silent market assistant. You see why when a drop lands on her sensative clit, eliciting a scream from the restrained imp; $assistantName pulls her restraints even tighter as punishment.
 	<<elseif $marketAssistantRelationship == "incestuous">>
@@ -1226,7 +1226,7 @@ She's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset">>$arcologies[0]
 		They're taking swings at each other with switches. Giggling with each swing and moaning with every successful strike.
 	<</if>>
 <<else>>
-	She's inspecting her arsenal of toys and punishemnt tools. When she notices you watching; she grabs her favourite and eagerly makes use of it on herself.
+	She's idly turning the pages of her spellbook. When she notices you watching, she flips the book around to show you a new and kinky trick she wants to try out.
 <</if>>
 
 <<else>>