diff --git a/src/markets/schools/schools.js b/src/markets/schools/schools.js
index b5619f7ba74b74e12d826ec5538c2d8edaeb0af2..9c59ab9442e99ae8db2873d21b67b77ba5d5f9a2 100644
--- a/src/markets/schools/schools.js
+++ b/src/markets/schools/schools.js
@@ -234,3 +234,34 @@ App.Markets.HA = function() {
 
 	return el;
 };
+
+App.Markets.TSS = function() {
+	const el = new DocumentFragment();
+	let r = [];
+	r.push(`The Slavegirl School is the newest slave school operating in the Free Cities. Its business model is to offer simpler, cheaper wares than its competitors. All Slavegirl School graduates are natural-born females without surgical modifications. Their training emphasizes elimination of any serious psychological deformities. They are promptly enslaved and sold as soon as they reach their majorities, and are marketed as complete virgins.`);
+	if (V.TSS.schoolUpgrade !== 0) {
+		r.push(`You have endowed`);
+		if (V.TSS.schoolUpgrade === 1) {
+			r.push(`an alternative college at The Slavegirl School, which focuses on retraining good MILF stock into mature slave girls.`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`an improvement in the simplistic school's approach that teaches good basic skills without losing too much efficiency.`);
+		}
+		r.push(` As a major `);
+		if (V.PC.title === 0) {
+			r.push(`benefactrix`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`benefactor`);
+		}
+		r.push(` of the institution, you also receive a discount on them.`);
+	}
+
+	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, r.join(" "), "scene-intro");
+
+	App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("p", el, `The Slavegirl School offers a fresh graduate for inspection via video call. The interview takes place in a faculty member's office. Absurdly, it's barely distinguishable from an office at any traditional institution of higher education. The only giveaway is the profusion of sex toys on the desk and the pornography on the walls.`);
+
+	el.append(
+		App.UI.buyingFromSchoolControls("TSS")
+	);
+
+	return el;
+};
diff --git a/src/markets/schools/theHippolytaAcademy.tw b/src/markets/schools/theHippolytaAcademy.tw
deleted file mode 100644
index fa7c39764ba1346eeed61cebec3d72ec98f5027a..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
--- a/src/markets/schools/theHippolytaAcademy.tw
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-:: The Hippolyta Academy [nobr]
-
-<<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = "Buy Slaves", $returnTo = "Buy Slaves", $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools", $slaveMarket = "HA">>
-/* Multi-Purchase Support */
-<<if ndef $newSlaves>><<set $newSlaves = []>><</if>>
-<<if $newSlaves.length > 0>>
-	<<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "Bulk Slave Intro", $returnTo = "Main", $newSlaveIndex = 0>>
-<</if>>
-
-//
-The Hippolyta Academy is one of the most famous slave bodyguarding schools in all the Free Cities. Its business model is to offer very high quality, highly trained girls. Their renowned amazonian maids are some of the best combatants in the world and can be often found at the side of the wealthiest citizens.
-<<if $HA.schoolUpgrade == 1>>
-	Recently the school was able to enhance its educational programs thanks to your generous donation. Their slaves are now some of the most well trained and educated on the market.
-<<elseif $HA.schoolUpgrade == 2>>
-	Recently the school was able to improve its drug enhancement program thanks to your generous donation. Their slaves are now some of the most physically impressive specimen on the market.
-<<elseif $HA.schoolUpgrade == 3>>
-	Recently the school redirected its focus to better align with the strongfat ideal, as of your suggestion. Their slaves are physically impressive yet maintain a soft and feminine aspect.
-<</if>>
-//
-
-<br><br>The Hippolyta Academy offers a fresh graduate for inspection. The interview takes place in one of the many training areas of the school, where the physical prowess of the candidate can be easily showcased.
-
-<<set _marketResult = generateMarketSlave("HA")>>
-<<set $activeSlave = _marketResult.slave>>
-<<print _marketResult.text>>
-<<set _slaveCost = slaveCost($activeSlave)>>
-<<if $HA.schoolSale != 0>>
-	<<set _slaveCost = Math.trunc(_slaveCost*0.6)>>
-<<elseif $HA.schoolUpgrade != 0>>
-	<<set _slaveCost = Math.trunc(_slaveCost*1.2)>>
-<</if>>
-<<if $slavesSeen > $slaveMarketLimit>><<set _slaveCost += Math.trunc(_slaveCost*(($slavesSeen-$slaveMarketLimit)*0.1))>><</if>>
-
-<br><br>The price is <<print cashFormat(_slaveCost)>>.<<if $slavesSeen > $slaveMarketLimit>> You have cast such a wide net for slaves this week that it is becoming more expensive to find more for sale. Your reputation helps determine your reach within the slave market.<</if>>
-
-<<setLocalPronouns $activeSlave>>
-<<buyingFromSchoolControls $HA "slave" "slaves">>
diff --git a/src/markets/schools/theSlavegirlSchool.tw b/src/markets/schools/theSlavegirlSchool.tw
deleted file mode 100644
index 94792e4d4c45594a7f3b3b42f138eed95a8597e0..0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
--- a/src/markets/schools/theSlavegirlSchool.tw
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,28 +0,0 @@
-:: The Slavegirl School [nobr]
-
-<<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = "Buy Slaves", $returnTo = "Buy Slaves", $encyclopedia = "Slave Schools", $slaveMarket = "TSS">>
-/* Multi-Purchase Support */
-<<if ndef $newSlaves>><<set $newSlaves = []>><</if>>
-<<if $newSlaves.length > 0>>
-	<<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "Bulk Slave Intro", $returnTo = "Main", $newSlaveIndex = 0>>
-<</if>>
-
-//The Slavegirl School is the newest slave school operating in the Free Cities. Its business model is to offer simpler, cheaper wares than its competitors. All Slavegirl School graduates are natural-born females without surgical modifications. Their training emphasizes elimination of any serious psychological deformities. They are promptly enslaved and sold as soon as they reach their majorities, and are marketed as complete virgins. <<if $TSS.schoolUpgrade != 0>><br><br>You have endowed <<if $TSS.schoolUpgrade == 1>>an alternative college at The Slavegirl School, which focuses on retraining good MILF stock into mature slave girls.<<else>>an improvement in the simplistic school's approach that teaches good basic skills without losing too much efficiency.<</if>> As a major <<if $PC.title == 0>>benefactrix<<else>>benefactor<</if>> of the institution, you also receive a discount on them.<</if>>//
-
-<br><br>The Slavegirl School offers a fresh graduate for inspection via video call. The interview takes place in a faculty member's office. Absurdly, it's barely distinguishable from an office at any traditional institution of higher education. The only giveaway is the profusion of sex toys on the desk and the pornography on the walls.
-
-<<set _marketResult = generateMarketSlave("TSS")>>
-<<set $activeSlave = _marketResult.slave>>
-<<print _marketResult.text>>
-<<set _slaveCost = slaveCost($activeSlave)>>
-<<if $TSS.schoolSale != 0>>
-	<<set _slaveCost = Math.trunc(_slaveCost*0.5)>>
-<<elseif $TSS.schoolUpgrade != 0>>
-	<<set _slaveCost = Math.trunc(_slaveCost*0.8)>>
-<</if>>
-<<if $slavesSeen > $slaveMarketLimit>><<set _slaveCost += Math.trunc(_slaveCost*(($slavesSeen-$slaveMarketLimit)*0.1))>><</if>>
-
-<br><br>The price is <<print cashFormat(_slaveCost)>>.<<if $slavesSeen > $slaveMarketLimit>> You have cast such a wide net for slaves this week that it is becoming more expensive to find more for sale. Your reputation helps determine your reach within the slave market.<</if>>
-
-<<setLocalPronouns $activeSlave>>
-<<buyingFromSchoolControls $TSS "slave" "slaves">>