diff --git a/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js b/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js
index beba61e915faa744e5549f0633ccb56f51c1a9d7..78b75d9d63353f74f24a0ee70f0da9298894f467 100644
--- a/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js
+++ b/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js
@@ -8,8 +8,8 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	let MMWorkout = 0;
 	const BF = App.Data.misc.bioreactorFluids;
 	const slaves = App.Utils.sortedEmployees(App.Entity.facilities.dairy);
-	let DL = slaves.length;
-	let anusesStretched = 0, birthers = 0, births = 0, cumWeek = 0, femCumWeek = 0, FLsFetish = 0, milkWeek = 0, balltacular = 0, boobtacular = 0, careerForgotten = 0, chemMinor = 0, chemSevere = 0, desterilized = 0, hateFilled = 0, horrified = 0, intelligenceLost = 0, mindbroken = 0, profits = 0, skillsLost = 0, stupidified = 0, vaginasStretched = 0;
+	const DL = slaves.length;
+	let anusesStretched = 0, cumWeek = 0, femCumWeek = 0, FLsFetish = 0, milkWeek = 0, balltacular = 0, boobtacular = 0, careerForgotten = 0, chemMinor = 0, chemSevere = 0, desterilized = 0, hateFilled = 0, horrified = 0, intelligenceLost = 0, mindbroken = 0, skillsLost = 0, stupidified = 0, vaginasStretched = 0;
 	let cmSlave, dsSlave, hfSlave, hrSlave, slSlave, cfSlave, stSlave, btSlave;
 	const inflatedSlaves = App.Facilities.Dairy.inflation();
 	const dairySettings = V.dairyStimulatorsSetting + V.dairyFeedersSetting + V.dairyPregSetting;
@@ -23,9 +23,6 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	V.milkmaidTrustBonus = 1;
 	V.milkmaidDevotionThreshold = 45;
 	V.milkmaidTrustThreshold = 35;
-	let He, His, he, his, him, wife, girl;
-	let he2, his2;
-	let milkResults;
 	let growth;
 	let cashValue;
 	let outputMilk;
@@ -42,97 +39,95 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 		r = [];
 		let milkmaidImpregnated = 0, milkers = 0, cummers = 0, breeders = 0, prostateStim = 0;
 
-		if (DL > 0) {
-			for (const slave of slaves) {
-				if (slave.lactation > 0) {
-					milkers++;
-				}
-				if (slave.balls > 0 && slave.ballType === "human") {
-					cummers++;
+		for (const slave of slaves) {
+			if (slave.lactation > 0) {
+				milkers++;
+			}
+			if (slave.balls > 0 && slave.ballType === "human") {
+				cummers++;
+			}
+			if (slave.bellyPreg >= 500 && V.dairyPregSetting > 0) {
+				breeders++;
+			}
+			if (V.milkmaidImpregnates === 1 && canPenetrate(S.Milkmaid) && S.Milkmaid.pubertyXY === 1 && !slaveResting(S.Milkmaid)) {
+				if (canImpreg(slave, S.Milkmaid)) {
+					slave.preg = 1;
+					slave.pregSource = V.MilkmaidID;
+					slave.pregKnown = 1;
+					slave.pregWeek = 1;
+					milkmaidImpregnated++;
+					if (slave.mpreg === 1) {
+						slave.counter.anal += 10;
+						V.analTotal += 10;
+					} else {
+						slave.counter.vaginal += 10;
+						V.vaginalTotal += 10;
+					}
+					slave.pregType = setPregType(slave);
+					WombImpregnate(slave, slave.pregType, V.MilkmaidID, 1);
 				}
-				if (slave.bellyPreg >= 500 && V.dairyPregSetting > 0) {
-					breeders++;
+			}
+			/* how much effort the MM must take to force a slave into a stall */
+			if (slave.devotion <= 20) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.trust < 20) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.muscles >= 30 || slave.muscles < -30) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.weight >= 70) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.weight >= 160) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.boobs >= 20000) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.balls >= 30) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (slave.belly >= 5000) {
+				MMWorkout++;
+			}
+			if (!canMove(slave)) { // big bonus if they can't move themselves and are fat as cows
+				if (slave.weight >= 70) {
+					MMWorkout += 2;
 				}
-				if (V.milkmaidImpregnates === 1 && canPenetrate(S.Milkmaid) && S.Milkmaid.pubertyXY === 1 && !slaveResting(S.Milkmaid)) {
-					if (canImpreg(slave, S.Milkmaid)) {
-						slave.preg = 1;
-						slave.pregSource = V.MilkmaidID;
-						slave.pregKnown = 1;
-						slave.pregWeek = 1;
-						milkmaidImpregnated++;
-						if (slave.mpreg === 1) {
-							slave.counter.anal += 10;
-							V.analTotal += 10;
-						} else {
-							slave.counter.vaginal += 10;
-							V.vaginalTotal += 10;
-						}
-						slave.pregType = setPregType(slave);
-						WombImpregnate(slave, slave.pregType, V.MilkmaidID, 1);
-					}
+				if (slave.weight >= 160) {
+					MMWorkout += 2;
 				}
-				/* how much effort the MM must take to force a slave into a stall */
-				if (slave.devotion <= 20) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+				if (slave.boobs >= 20000) {
+					MMWorkout += 2;
 				}
-				if (slave.trust < 20) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+				if (slave.balls >= 30) {
+					MMWorkout += 2;
 				}
-				if (slave.muscles >= 30 || slave.muscles < -30) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+				if (slave.belly >= 5000) {
+					MMWorkout += 2;
 				}
+			} else if (!canWalk(slave)) { // smaller bonus if they are fat as cows and need assistance with moving
 				if (slave.weight >= 70) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+					MMWorkout += 1;
 				}
 				if (slave.weight >= 160) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+					MMWorkout += 1;
 				}
 				if (slave.boobs >= 20000) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+					MMWorkout += 1;
 				}
 				if (slave.balls >= 30) {
-					MMWorkout++;
+					MMWorkout += 1;
 				}
 				if (slave.belly >= 5000) {
-					MMWorkout++;
-				}
-				if (!canMove(slave)) { // big bonus if they can't move themselves and are fat as cows
-					if (slave.weight >= 70) {
-						MMWorkout += 2;
-					}
-					if (slave.weight >= 160) {
-						MMWorkout += 2;
-					}
-					if (slave.boobs >= 20000) {
-						MMWorkout += 2;
-					}
-					if (slave.balls >= 30) {
-						MMWorkout += 2;
-					}
-					if (slave.belly >= 5000) {
-						MMWorkout += 2;
-					}
-				} else if (!canWalk(slave)) { // smaller bonus if they are fat as cows and need assistance with moving
-					if (slave.weight >= 70) {
-						MMWorkout += 1;
-					}
-					if (slave.weight >= 160) {
-						MMWorkout += 1;
-					}
-					if (slave.boobs >= 20000) {
-						MMWorkout += 1;
-					}
-					if (slave.balls >= 30) {
-						MMWorkout += 1;
-					}
-					if (slave.belly >= 5000) {
-						MMWorkout += 1;
-					}
+					MMWorkout += 1;
 				}
-				if (V.dairyStimulatorsSetting < 2 && S.Milkmaid.dick > 4 && canPenetrate(S.Milkmaid) && prostateStim !== 1) {
-					if (slave.balls > 0 && slave.prostate > 0) {
-						prostateStim = 1;
-					}
+			}
+			if (V.dairyStimulatorsSetting < 2 && S.Milkmaid.dick > 4 && canPenetrate(S.Milkmaid) && prostateStim !== 1) {
+				if (slave.balls > 0 && slave.prostate > 0) {
+					prostateStim = 1;
 				}
 			}
 		}
@@ -209,9 +204,9 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 			}
 		}
 		getSlaveStatisticData(S.Milkmaid, V.facility.dairy);
-		({
+		const {
 			he, him, his, He, His, wife, girl
-		} = getPronouns(S.Milkmaid));
+		} = getPronouns(S.Milkmaid);
 		r.push(`${SlaveFullName(S.Milkmaid)} is serving as your Milkmaid.`);
 		if (S.Milkmaid.relationship === -3 && S.Milkmaid.devotion > 50) {
 			V.milkmaidDevotionBonus += 2;
@@ -295,9 +290,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 		V.milkmaidTrustThreshold += (5 * V.milkmaidTrustBonus);
 		for (const slave of slaves) {
 			if (S.Milkmaid.rivalryTarget === slave.ID) {
-				({
-					he2, his2
-				} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2"));
+				const {he2} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2");
 				r.push(`${He} either neglects or harasses ${his} ${rivalryTerm(S.Milkmaid)}, ${slave.slaveName}, making sure ${he2} is unhappy and uncomfortable.`);
 				slave.devotion -= 3;
 				slave.trust -= 3;
@@ -306,16 +299,12 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 					slave.rivalry++;
 				}
 			} else if (S.Milkmaid.relationshipTarget === slave.ID) {
-				({
-					he2, his2
-				} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2"));
+				const {he2} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2");
 				r.push(`${He} dotes over ${his} ${relationshipTerm(S.Milkmaid)}, ${slave.slaveName}, making sure ${he2} is happy and comfortable.`);
 				slave.devotion++;
 				slave.trust++;
 			} else if (areRelated(S.Milkmaid, slave)) {
-				({
-					he2, his2
-				} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2"));
+				const {he2} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2");
 				r.push(`${He} pays special attention to ${his} ${relativeTerm(S.Milkmaid, slave)}, ${slave.slaveName}, making sure ${he2} is well kept and happy.`);
 				slave.trust++;
 			}
@@ -325,7 +314,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 					slave.devotion += 3;
 					slave.trust += 3;
 				} else {
-					r.push(`${He} is disappointed that the well-known cow ${slave.slaveName}${(slave.lactation === 0) ? `isn't producing milk anymore` : `'s breasts have shrunken considerably from their heyday`}.`);
+					r.push(`${He} is disappointed that the well-known cow ${slave.slaveName}${(slave.lactation === 0) ? ` isn't producing milk anymore` : `'s breasts have shrunken considerably from their heyday`}.`);
 				}
 			}
 			if (slave.prestigeDesc === "$He is remembered for winning best in show as a cockmilker.") {
@@ -345,9 +334,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 				}
 			}
 			if (slave.prestigeDesc === "$He is remembered for winning best in show as a breeder." && slave.bellyPreg >= 1500) {
-				({
-					he2, his2
-				} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2"));
+				const {his2} = getPronouns(slave).appendSuffix("2");
 				r.push(`${He} spends extra time with ${slave.slaveName}, the well-known breeder. ${S.Milkmaid.slaveName} is fascinated by ${his2} growing pregnancy and popular womb. ${He} makes sure ${his2} belly and its occupants are nice and comfortable.`);
 				slave.devotion += 3;
 				slave.trust += 3;
@@ -397,9 +384,6 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 
 	const oldCash = V.cash;
 	for (const slave of slaves) {
-		({
-			he, him, his, He, His, wife, girl
-		} = getPronouns(slave));
 		/* Special attention section */
 		if (slave.devotion > 50 && slave.prestige === 0) {
 			if (
@@ -501,6 +485,9 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 		}
 
 		/* General End of Week effects */
+		const milkResults = App.SlaveAssignment.getMilked(slave);
+		milkWeek += milkResults.milk;
+		cumWeek += milkResults.cum;
 		if (V.showEWD !== 0) {
 			const slaveEntry = App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("div", el, '', "slave-report");
 			if (V.seeImages && V.seeReportImages) {
@@ -515,8 +502,8 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 				r.push(`is serving as a cow in ${V.dairyName}.`);
 			}
 			App.Events.addNode(slaveEntry, r, "div");
-			milkResults = App.SlaveAssignment.getMilked(slave);
 
+			const {He} = getPronouns(slave);
 			App.Events.addNode(
 				slaveEntry,
 				[
@@ -530,11 +517,8 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 		} else {
 			// discard return values silently
 			App.SlaveAssignment.choosesOwnJob(slave);
-			milkResults = App.SlaveAssignment.getMilked(slave);
 			App.SlaveAssignment.standardSlaveReport(slave, true);
 		}
-		milkWeek += milkResults.milk;
-		cumWeek += milkResults.cum;
 
 		/* Facility Specific End of Week effects */
 		if (slave.devotion <= 20 && slave.trust >= -20) {
@@ -1153,7 +1137,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 		cashX(forceNeg(Math.trunc((300 * (inflatedSlaves.cum + 8)) + random(25, 100))), "slaveAssignmentDairy");
 	}
 
-	profits = V.cash - oldCash;
+	const profits = V.cash - oldCash;
 	r = [];
 
 	if (chemSevere > 1) {
@@ -1165,42 +1149,42 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	if (chemMinor > 1) {
 		r.push(`${chemMinor} cows have been drugged and used long enough that they require increased curative doses, slightly reducing their output.`);
 	} else if (chemMinor > 0) {
-		({he, his} = getPronouns(cmSlave));
+		const {he, his} = getPronouns(cmSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow has been drugged and used long enough that ${he} requires increased curative doses, slightly reducing ${his} output.`);
 	}
 
 	if (desterilized > 1) {
 		r.push(`${desterilized} cows had minor health issues preventing their fertile womb from conceiving; the issues have been resolved and they have been impregnated.`);
 	} else if (desterilized > 0) {
-		({he, his} = getPronouns(dsSlave));
+		const {he, his} = getPronouns(dsSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow had minor health issues preventing ${his} fertile womb from conceiving; they have been resolved and ${he} has been impregnated.`);
 	}
 
 	if (hateFilled > 1) {
 		r.push(`${hateFilled} cows stopped struggling so much when fucked by the machines; it seems they have sunk into a fugue.`);
 	} else if (hateFilled > 0) {
-		({he} = getPronouns(hfSlave));
+		const {he} = getPronouns(hfSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow stopped struggling so much when fucked by the machines; it seems ${he} has sunk into a fugue.`);
 	}
 
 	if (horrified > 1) {
 		r.push(`${horrified} cows' emotional activity dropped significantly; this indicates acceptance that they are not likely to leave ${V.dairyName}, ever again.`);
 	} else if (horrified > 0) {
-		({he} = getPronouns(hrSlave));
+		const {he} = getPronouns(hrSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow's emotional activity dropped significantly; this indicates acceptance that ${he} is not likely to leave ${V.dairyName}, ever again.`);
 	}
 
 	if (skillsLost > 1) {
 		r.push(`${skillsLost} cows forgot skills due to their inability to focus on anything but machine rape.`);
 	} else if (skillsLost > 0) {
-		({his} = getPronouns(slSlave));
+		const {his} = getPronouns(slSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow forgot skills due to ${his} inability to focus on anything but machine rape.`);
 	}
 
 	if (careerForgotten > 1) {
 		r.push(`${careerForgotten} cows forgot the details of their past professional lives; all they can remember now is this.`);
 	} else if (careerForgotten > 0) {
-		({he, his} = getPronouns(cfSlave));
+		const {he, his} = getPronouns(cfSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow forgot the details of ${his} past professional life; all ${he} can remember now is this.`);
 	}
 
@@ -1225,7 +1209,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	if (stupidified > 1) {
 		r.push(`${stupidified} cows were so mentally dulled by use as biological factories that they were reduced to a very low level of intelligence.`);
 	} else if (stupidified > 0) {
-		({he} = getPronouns(stSlave));
+		const {he} = getPronouns(stSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow was so mentally dulled by use as biological factories that ${he} was reduced to a very low level of intelligence.`);
 	}
 
@@ -1244,7 +1228,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	if (balltacular > 1) {
 		r.push(`${balltacular} cows' testicles reached the largest size drug treatments can produce; the machines will now focus on buttfucking them with extra force.`);
 	} else if (balltacular > 0) {
-		({him} = getPronouns(btSlave));
+		const {him} = getPronouns(btSlave);
 		r.push(`One cow's testicles reached the largest size drug treatments can produce; the machines will now focus on buttfucking ${him} with extra force.`);
 	}
 
@@ -1290,19 +1274,6 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	if (femCumWeek > 0) {
 		r.push(`The machines also managed to reclaim ${commaNum(femCumWeek)} liters of salable vaginal secretions.`);
 	}
-	if (births > 1) {
-		r.push(`Additionally, ${birthers} cows gave birth`);
-		if (births > birthers) {
-			r.push(`to a total of ${births} calves`);
-		}
-		r.push(`this week.`);
-	} else if (births > 0) {
-		r.push(`Additionally, one cow gave birth`);
-		if (births > birthers) {
-			r.push(`to a total of ${births} calves`);
-		}
-		r.push(`this week.`);
-	}
 
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSRestart !== "unset" && V.eugenicsFullControl !== 1) {
 		if (V.dairyPregSetting > 0) {
@@ -1325,13 +1296,13 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 		b.whoreCosts += si.cost;
 		b.rep += si.rep;
 	}
-	b.maintenance = (State.variables.bioreactorsXY + State.variables.bioreactorsXX + State.variables.bioreactorsHerm + State.variables.bioreactorsBarren);
+	b.maintenance = (V.bioreactorsXY + V.bioreactorsXX + V.bioreactorsHerm + V.bioreactorsBarren);
 	if (b.maintenance > 0) {
 		b.maintenance *= 100;
 	} else {
 		b.maintenance = 0;
 	}
-	b.maintenance += State.variables.dairy * State.variables.facilityCost * (1.0 + 0.2 * State.variables.dairyFeedersUpgrade + 0.1 * State.variables.dairyPregUpgrade);
+	b.maintenance += V.dairy * V.facilityCost * (1.0 + 0.2 * V.dairyFeedersUpgrade + 0.1 * V.dairyPregUpgrade);
 	b.totalIncome = b.whoreIncome;
 	b.totalExpenses = b.whoreCosts + b.maintenance;
 	b.profit = b.totalIncome - b.totalExpenses;
@@ -1395,9 +1366,7 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 					gender = "XY";
 				}
 			}
-			({
-				he, him, his, He, His, wife, girl
-			} = getPronouns(bioreactor));
+			const {he, He} = getPronouns(bioreactor);
 			const ageInWeeks = 52 * (V.retirementAge - bioreactor.physicalAge);
 			r = [];
 			r.push(`${SlaveFullName(bioreactor)}'s breasts,`);