diff --git a/src/events/RESS/review/shiftMasturbation.js b/src/events/RESS/review/shiftMasturbation.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1b27ed344b5f38b79bd05e5f8157e85a7711f6b6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/events/RESS/review/shiftMasturbation.js
@@ -0,0 +1,308 @@
+App.Events.RESSShiftMasturbation = class RESSShiftMasturbation extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
+	eventPrerequisites() {
+		return []; // always valid if sufficient actors can be cast successfully
+	}
+
+	actorPrerequisites() {
+		return [
+			[ // single event slave
+				s => s.fetish !== "mindbroken",
+				canTalk,
+				s => [Job.CONCUBINE, Job.FUCKTOY, Job.MASTERSUITE].includes(s.assignment),
+				s => s.devotion > 20,
+				s => s.trust >= -20,
+				s => canDoAnal(s) || canDoVaginal(s),
+				s => (s.chastityPenis !== 1 || s.dick === 0),
+				canWalk,
+				s => s.rules.release.masturbation === 1,
+			]
+		];
+	}
+
+	execute(node) {
+		/** @type {Array<App.Entity.SlaveState>} */
+		let [eventSlave] = this.actors.map(a => getSlave(a));
+		const {
+			His, He, he, his, him, himself
+		} = getPronouns(eventSlave);
+		const {title: Master} = getEnunciation(eventSlave);
+		const belly = bellyAdjective(eventSlave);
+
+		V.nextLink = "Next Week";
+
+		App.Events.drawEventArt(node, eventSlave, "no clothing");
+
+		const r = new SpacedTextAccumulator(node);
+		r.push(`Your fucktoys have to eat, sleep, and look after themselves, just like anyone, so they can't spend every moment offering themselves to you.`);
+		if (S.Concubine) {
+			r.push(`Your concubine, ${S.Concubine.slaveName}`);
+		} else if (V.HeadGirlID !== 0) {
+			r.push(`Your Head Girl, ${S.HeadGirl.slaveName}`);
+		} else if (V.assistant.name === "your personal assistant") {
+			r.push(`Your personal assistant`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`Your personal assistant, ${capFirstChar(V.assistant.name)},`);
+		}
+		r.push(`manages a schedule for them, constantly changing it up to keep the sluts from getting predictable.`);
+		r.push(App.UI.DOM.slaveDescriptionDialog(eventSlave));
+		r.push(`has just come on shift.`);
+		r.toParagraph();
+
+		r.push(`And has ${he} ever come on shift. ${He} enters your office at something not far removed from a run, displaying evident signs of sexual excitation, a blush visible on ${his} ${eventSlave.skin} cheeks. Between ${his} job, the mild drugs in ${his} food, and ${his} life, ${he}'s beside ${himself} with need. ${He} realizes you're working and tries to compose ${himself}, but gives up after a short struggle and flings ${himself} down on the couch. ${He} scoots down so ${his}`);
+		if (eventSlave.butt > 5) {
+			r.push(`enormous`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.butt > 2) {
+			r.push(`healthy`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`trim`);
+		}
+		r.push(`butt is hanging off the edge of the cushion, and spreads ${his} legs up and back`);
+		if (eventSlave.belly >= 5000) {
+			r.push(`to either side of ${his} ${belly}`);
+			if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000) {
+				r.push(`pregnant`);
+			}
+			r.push(`belly`);
+		}
+		r.push(`as wide as they'll go`);
+		if (eventSlave.boobs > 1000) {
+			r.addToLast(`, hurriedly shoving ${his} tits out of the way`);
+		}
+		r.addToLast(`. ${He} uses both hands to frantically`);
+		if (eventSlave.dick > 0 && !canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+			if (eventSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) {
+				r.push(`rub ${his} hormone-dysfunctional penis,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.balls > 0 && eventSlave.ballType === "sterile") {
+				r.push(`rub ${his} limp, useless penis,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.balls === 0) {
+				r.push(`rub ${his} limp, ballsless penis,`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`rub ${his} soft penis,`);
+			}
+		} else if (eventSlave.dick > 4) {
+			r.push(`jack off ${his} titanic erection,`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.dick > 2) {
+			r.push(`jack ${himself} off,`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+			r.push(`rub ${his} pathetic little hard-on,`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.vagina === -1) {
+			r.push(`frantically rubs the sensitive area beneath ${his} asspussy,`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.clit > 0) {
+			r.push(`rub ${his} huge, engorged clit,`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.labia > 0) {
+			r.push(`play with ${his} clit and ${his} generous labia,`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`rub ${his} pussy,`);
+		}
+		r.push(`but after a moment ${he} clearly decides this isn't enough stimulation. ${He}`);
+		if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+			r.push(`uses two fingers to collect the precum dribbling from ${his} dickhead.`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`fucks ${himself} vigorously with two fingers to collect some girl lube.`);
+		}
+		r.push(`${He} brings these fingers up to ${his} face to check ${his} work, hesitates, visibly decides ${he} doesn't care, and reaches down to`);
+		if (eventSlave.anus > 2) {
+			r.push(`slide them into ${his} loose asspussy. ${He} sighs with pleasure at the sensation.`);
+		} else if (eventSlave.anus > 1) {
+			r.push(`shove them up ${his} butt. ${He} wriggles a little at the makeshift lubrication but is clearly enjoying ${himself}.`);
+		} else {
+			r.push(`push them up ${his} tight butt. The pain of anal penetration with only makeshift lubrication extracts a huge sobbing gasp from ${him}, and ${he} tears up a little even as ${he} masturbates furiously.`);
+		}
+
+		r.toParagraph();
+		App.Events.addResponses(node, [
+			new App.Events.Result(`Leave ${him} to it`, leave),
+			new App.Events.Result(`Lend ${him} some assistance`, lend, virginityWarning()),
+			new App.Events.Result(`Show the slut off`, show),
+		]);
+
+		function virginityWarning() {
+			if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && eventSlave.vagina === 0) {
+				return `This option will take ${his} virginity`;
+			} else if (!canDoVaginal(eventSlave) && eventSlave.anus === 0) {
+				return `This option will take ${his} anal virginity`;
+			}
+		}
+
+		function leave() {
+			const r = new SpacedTextAccumulator();
+			r.push(`You have work to do. You ignore the shameless slut, who gets ${himself} off in no time at all,`);
+			if (eventSlave.dick > 0 && !canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) { // Review! Previously: <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>
+				r.push(`${his} limp dick dribbling cum onto ${his}`);
+				if (eventSlave.pregKnown === 1) {
+					r.push(`pregnant`);
+				}
+				r.push(`stomach.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				r.push(`orgasming so strongly ${he} manages to hit ${himself} in the face with ${his} own cum.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.vagina === -1) {
+				r.push(`indulging in the anal self-stimulation that's ${his} best remaining avenue to an orgasm.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`the smell of female pleasure filling the office.`);
+			}
+			r.push(`${He} gets up, washes ${himself} off and rearranges ${his} body on the couch again, languidly this time. ${He} returns to masturbating, gently playing with ${himself} with one hand and`);
+			if (eventSlave.nipples !== "fuckable") {
+				r.push(`teasing`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`fingering`);
+			}
+			r.push(`a nipple with the other.`);
+			r.toParagraph();
+			return r.container();
+		}
+
+		function lend() {
+			let didAnal = false;
+			let didVaginal = false;
+			const r = new SpacedTextAccumulator();
+			r.push(`You stand and ask ${him} mockingly if ${he} could use some assistance. ${He} gapes at you for a lust-hazed moment before nodding happily,`);
+			if (!canTalk(eventSlave)) {
+				r.push(`gesturing ${his} thanks.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(
+					`squealing,`,
+					Spoken(eventSlave, `"Yes please, ${Master}!"`)
+				);
+			}
+			r.push(`${He} stops wanking and takes ${his} ${hasBothArms(eventSlave) ? "hands" : "hand"} away, laying ${himself} wide for you like a horny human buffet. You make a show of selecting, but decide on ${his}`);
+			if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
+				if (eventSlave.vagina > 2) {
+					r.push(`slutty pussy.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.vagina > 1) {
+					r.push(`experienced pussy.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`tight pussy.`);
+				}
+				didVaginal = true;
+			} else {
+				if (eventSlave.anus > 2) {
+					r.push(`slutty anal slit.`);
+				} else if (eventSlave.anus > 1) {
+					r.push(`well prepared asshole.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`still-tight butt.`);
+				}
+				didAnal = true;
+			}
+			r.push(`${He} calmed down a little while offering ${himself} to you, so ${he} manages not to climax immediately when you`);
+			if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
+				r.push(`push your strap-on into ${him},`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`thrust your dick into ${him},`);
+			}
+			r.push(`but ${he}'s in a rare mood. You reward ${him} by guiding ${his} hands back to ${his} crotch as you ramp up the pace, at which ${he} looks up at you with something like wordless glee. ${He} goes back to`);
+			if (eventSlave.dick > 0 && !canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+				r.push(`playing with ${his} limp dick,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 4) {
+				r.push(`jerking off ${his} giant cock,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 2) {
+				r.push(`jerking off,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				r.push(`teasing ${his} girly little dick,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.clit > 0) {
+				r.push(`jerking off ${his} ridiculous clit,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.labia > 0) {
+				r.push(`spreading and teasing ${his} petals,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.vagina === -1) {
+				r.push(`playing with ${his} asspussy,`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`rubbing ${his} clit,`);
+			}
+			if (!canTalk(eventSlave)) {
+				r.push(`making little raspy pleasure noises.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`mewling with pleasure.`);
+			}
+			if (didAnal) { // Review! Moved this block up from below "skips off to wash" for better flow
+				r.push(VCheck.Anal(eventSlave, 1));
+			} else if (didVaginal) {
+				r.push(VCheck.Vaginal(eventSlave, 1));
+			}
+			r.push(`When you're finally done, ${he}'s fairly tired, but ${he} manages to give ${his}`);
+			if (eventSlave.butt > 5) {
+				r.push(`huge,`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.butt > 2) {
+				r.push(`big,`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`cute,`);
+			}
+			r.push(`well-fucked butt a little wiggle for you, <span class="trust inc">`);
+			if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
+				r.push(`looking`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`smiling`);
+			}
+			r.push(`at you gratefully,</span> as ${he} skips off to wash.`);
+			eventSlave.trust += 4;
+
+
+			r.toParagraph();
+			return r.container();
+		}
+
+		function show() {
+			const r = new SpacedTextAccumulator();
+			r.push(`It takes a trifling command at your desk to surreptitiously slave one of the office cameras to ${his} impromptu masturbation session, and send the feed to many of the public screens. After a few minutes,`);
+			if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
+				r.push(`${he} notices the setup through one of the office's glass walls.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`you inform the eager masturbator that ${his} show is live across the arcology.`);
+			}
+			if (eventSlave.fetish === "humiliation" && eventSlave.fetishStrength > 60 && eventSlave.fetishKnown === 1) {
+				r.push(`${He} climaxes almost instantly at the realization, which plays right into ${his} fetish.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`${He} pauses for a moment at the realization, but goes back to ${his} business, blushing a little harder.`);
+			}
+			r.push(`${He} even plays it up a little for ${his} audience; when ${he}`);
+			if (eventSlave.belly >= 120000 && eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				r.push(`climaxes, ${he} makes sure they can see the way ${his} enormously distended body spasms with orgasm.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.belly >= 10000 && eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				r.push(`finally orgasms, ${he} attempts to hike ${his} hips over ${his} head and direct the cum into ${his} mouth. However, ${his}`);
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 5000) {
+					r.push(`advanced pregnancy`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`${belly} belly`);
+				}
+				r.push(`thwarts ${his} efforts and ${he} ends up cumming on ${his} stomach's underside. ${He} brushes some cum off with ${his} fingers and brings it to ${his} mouth, smiling at the`);
+				if (canTaste(eventSlave)) {
+					r.push(`taste.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`sensation.`);
+				}
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0 && eventSlave.dick < 5 && eventSlave.belly >= 5000) {
+				r.push(`finally orgasms, ${he} attempts to hike ${his} hips over ${his} head and direct the cum into ${his} mouth. However, ${he} ends up just coating ${his}`);
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000) {
+					r.push(`pregnancy`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`${belly} belly`);
+				}
+				r.push(`in ${his} own cum.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 4 && eventSlave.belly >= 5000) {
+				r.push(`finally orgasms, ${he} attempts to hike ${his} hips over ${his} head and direct the cum into ${his} mouth. ${His} dick is large enough to extend past ${his}`);
+				if (eventSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000) {
+					r.push(`pregnancy,`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`${belly} belly,`);
+				}
+				r.push(`allowing ${him} to blow ${his} load into ${his} waiting maw.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0 && !canAchieveErection(eventSlave)) {
+				r.push(`finally manages to extract an orgasm from ${his} limp dick, ${he} hikes ${his} hips over ${his} head to direct it into ${his} mouth.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.dick > 0) {
+				r.push(`finally empties ${his} balls, ${he} hikes ${his} hips over ${his} head to direct the cum into ${his} mouth.`);
+			} else if (eventSlave.vagina === -1) {
+				r.push(`climaxes, ${he} makes sure they can see the way ${his} asspussy spasms with orgasm.`);
+			} else {
+				r.push(`finally climaxes, ${he} carefully licks ${his} hands clean, showing off ${his} enjoyment of ${his} own`);
+				if (canTaste(eventSlave)) {
+					r.push(`taste.`);
+				} else {
+					r.push(`fluids.`);
+				}
+			}
+			r.push(`Authenticity is hard to fake, and the many citizens who saw the broadcast don't doubt <span class="reputation inc">your ability to train</span> a shameless slut.`);
+			repX(1250, "event", eventSlave);
+			r.toParagraph();
+			return r.container();
+		}
+	}
+};
diff --git a/src/events/randomEvent.js b/src/events/randomEvent.js
index 8e0de0ca21244439afa074f9c5882abc1881e4f3..034e08abb73b4963fb0974d5dbf4d35b679fa034 100644
--- a/src/events/randomEvent.js
+++ b/src/events/randomEvent.js
@@ -103,6 +103,7 @@ App.Events.getIndividualEvents = function() {
 		new App.Events.RESSServeThePublicDevoted(),
 		new App.Events.RESSSexySuccubus(),
 		new App.Events.RESSShiftDoorframe(),
+		new App.Events.RESSShiftMasturbation(),
 		new App.Events.RESSSlaveOnSlaveClit(),
 		new App.Events.RESSSlaveOnSlaveDick(),
 		new App.Events.RESSSleepingAmbivalent(),
diff --git a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
index 73d95af67537671805b0622de01e58b7e7f48602..1ca2c43de8fdeb645c3459bab715377361b20533 100644
--- a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
+++ b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
@@ -279,11 +279,6 @@ if(eventSlave.drugs === "breast injections") {
 								if (V.corp.Incorporated !== 0) {
 									V.RESSevent.push("shift sleep");
 								}
-								if (canWalk(eventSlave)) {
-									if (eventSlave.rules.release.masturbation === 1) {
-										V.RESSevent.push("shift masturbation");
-									}
-								}
 							}
 							if (canDoVaginal(eventSlave)) {
 								if (V.PC.vagina > -1) {
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index e6443e38a14eb106604f0b050a1017ec81f161bd..7f13df408a7c8c11d1301665c7527692bb8a3126 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -59,7 +59,6 @@
 "implant inspection",
 "orchiectomy please",
 "shaped areolae",
-"shift masturbation",
 "shift sleep",
 "shower slip",
 "slave dick huge",
@@ -348,38 +347,6 @@ in the middle of the room with the machines all around $him. $He has <<if canDoV
 <br><br>
 The source of the many-voiced personal assistant becomes clear: probably on the incorrigible $activeSlave.slaveName's request, your sultry personal assistant is voicing each and every one of the machines. When the nymphomaniac masturbator tries to smile <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and wave<</if>>, there's an absolute chorus of "Back to work, slut", "Smile less, suck more", "Take it, bitch", et cetera. Yet another instance of $assistant.name chuckles in your ear. "Care to join in, <<= properTitle()>>? I'm sure we can find room somewhere."
 
-<<case "shift masturbation">>
-
-Your fucktoys have to eat, sleep, and look after themselves, just like anyone, so they can't spend every moment offering themselves to you. <<if _S.Concubine>>Your concubine, _S.Concubine.slaveName<<elseif $HeadGirlID != 0>>Your Head Girl, _S.HeadGirl.slaveName<<elseif $assistant.name == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>Your personal assistant, <<= capFirstChar($assistant.name)>><</if>> manages a schedule for them, constantly changing it up to keep the sluts from getting predictable. <<= App.UI.slaveDescriptionDialog($activeSlave)>> has just come on shift.
-<br><br>
-And has $he ever come on shift. $He enters your office at something not far removed from a run, displaying evident signs of sexual excitation, a blush visible on $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks. Between $his job, the mild drugs in $his food, and $his life, $he's beside $himself with need. $He realizes you're working and tries to compose $himself, but gives up after a short struggle and flings $himself down on the couch. $He scoots down so $his <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>enormous<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 2>>healthy<<else>>trim<</if>> butt is hanging off the edge of the cushion, and spreads $his legs up and back<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>> to either side of $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnant <</if>>belly<</if>> as wide as they'll go<<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 1000)>>, hurriedly shoving $his tits out of the way<</if>>. $He uses both hands to frantically
-<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100)>>
-		rub $his hormone-dysfunctional penis,
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.balls > 0 && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile">>
-		rub $his limp, useless penis,
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>
-		rub $his limp, ballsless penis,
-	<<else>>
-		rub $his soft penis,
-	<</if>>
-<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 4>>
-	jack off $his titanic erection,
-<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 2>>
-	jack $himself off,
-<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
-	rub $his pathetic little hard-on,
-<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
-	frantically rubs the sensitive area beneath $his asspussy,
-<<elseif $activeSlave.clit > 0>>
-	rub $his huge, engorged clit,
-<<elseif $activeSlave.labia > 0>>
-	play with $his clit and $his generous labia,
-<<else>>
-	rub $his pussy,
-<</if>>
-but after a moment $he clearly decides this isn't enough stimulation. $He <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>>uses two fingers to collect the precum dribbling from $his dickhead.<<else>>fucks $himself vigorously with two fingers to collect some girl lube.<</if>> $He brings these fingers up to $his face to check $his work, hesitates, visibly decides $he doesn't care, and reaches down to <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>slide them into $his loose asspussy. $He sighs with pleasure at the sensation.<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>shove them up $his butt. $He wriggles a little at the makeshift lubrication but is clearly enjoying $himself.<<else>>push them up $his tight butt. The pain of anal penetration with only makeshift lubrication extracts a huge sobbing gasp from $him, and $he tears up a little even as $he masturbates furiously.<</if>>
-
 <<case "shift sleep">>
 
 Your fucktoys have to eat, sleep, and look after themselves, just like anyone, so they can't spend every moment offering themselves to you. <<if _S.Concubine>>Your concubine, _S.Concubine.slaveName<<elseif $HeadGirlID != 0>>Your Head Girl, _S.HeadGirl.slaveName<<elseif $assistant.name == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>Your personal assistant, <<= capFirstChar($assistant.name)>><</if>> manages a schedule for them, constantly changing it up to keep the sluts from getting predictable. <<= App.UI.slaveDescriptionDialog($activeSlave)>> has just come on shift.
@@ -2078,114 +2045,6 @@ $He cranes $his neck, glancing over $his shoulder to give you a pleading look.
 	<</link>><<if ($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0 && canDoVaginal($activeSlave))>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<case "shift masturbation">>
-
-<<link "Leave $him to it">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-		You have work to do. You ignore the shameless slut, who gets $himself off in no time at all,
-		<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>
-			$his limp dick dribbling cum onto $his<<if $activeSlave.pregKnown == 1>> pregnant<</if>> stomach.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
-			orgasming so strongly $he manages to hit $himself in the face with $his own cum.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
-			indulging in the anal self-stimulation that's $his best remaining avenue to an orgasm.
-		<<else>>
-			the smell of female pleasure filling the office.
-		<</if>>
-		$He gets up, washes $himself off and rearranges $his body on the couch again, languidly this time. $He returns to masturbating, gently playing with $himself with one hand and <<if $activeSlave.nipples != "fuckable">>teasing<<else>>fingering<</if>> a nipple with the other.
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-<br><<link "Lend $him some assistance">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-		You stand and ask $him mockingly if $he could use some assistance. $He gapes at you for a lust-hazed moment before nodding happily,
-		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
-			gesturing $his thanks.
-		<<else>>
-			squealing, "Ye<<s>> plea<<s>>e, <<Master>>!"
-		<</if>>
-		$He stops wanking and takes $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> away, laying $himself wide for you like a horny human buffet. You make a show of selecting, but decide on $his
-		<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.vagina > 2>>
-				slutty pussy.
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 1>>
-				experienced pussy.
-			<<else>>
-				tight pussy.
-			<</if>>
-			<<set _didVaginal = 1>>
-		<<else>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>
-				slutty anal slit.
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>
-				well prepared asshole.
-			<<else>>
-				still-tight butt.
-			<</if>>
-			<<set _didAnal = 1>>
-		<</if>>
-		$He calmed down a little while offering $himself to you, so $he manages not to climax immediately when you <<if $PC.dick == 0>>push your strap-on into $him<<else>>thrust your dick into $him<</if>>, but $he's in a rare mood. You reward $him by guiding $his hands back to $his crotch as you ramp up the pace, at which $he looks up at you with something like wordless glee. $He goes back to
-		<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-			playing with $his limp dick,
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 4>>
-			jerking off $his giant cock,
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 2>>
-			jerking off,
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
-			teasing $his girly little dick,
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.clit > 0>>
-			jerking off $his ridiculous clit,
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.labia > 0>>
-			spreading and teasing $his petals,
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
-			playing with $his asspussy,
-		<<else>>
-			rubbing $his clit,
-		<</if>>
-		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
-			making little raspy pleasure noises.
-		<<else>>
-			mewling with pleasure.
-		<</if>>
-		When you're finally done, $he's fairly tired, but $he manages to give $his <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>huge<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 2>>big<<else>>cute<</if>>, well-fucked butt a little wiggle for you, @@.mediumaquamarine;<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looking<<else>>smiling<</if>> at you gratefully,@@ as $he skips off to wash.
-		<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
-		<<if _didAnal == 1>>
-			<<= VCheck.Anal($activeSlave, 1)>>
-		<<elseif _didVaginal == 1>>
-			<<= VCheck.Vaginal($activeSlave, 1)>>
-		<</if>>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>><<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 0)>>//This option will take $his virginity//<<elseif !canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.anus == 0)>> //This option will take $his anal virginity//<</if>>
-<br><<link "Show the slut off">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-		It takes a trifling command at your desk to surreptitiously slave one of the office cameras to $his impromptu masturbation session, and send the feed to many of the public screens. After a few minutes, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$he notices the setup through one of the office's glass walls<<else>>you inform the eager masturbator that $his show is live across the arcology<</if>>.
-		<<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation") && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-			$He climaxes almost instantly at the realization, which plays right into $his fetish.
-		<<else>>
-			$He pauses for a moment at the realization, but goes back to $his business, blushing a little harder.
-		<</if>>
-		$He even plays it up a little for $his audience; when $he
-		<<if ($activeSlave.belly >= 120000) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-			climaxes, $he makes sure they can see the way $his enormously distended body spasms with orgasm.
-		<<elseif ($activeSlave.belly >= 10000) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
-			finally orgasms, $he attempts to hike $his hips over $his head and direct the cum into $his mouth. However, $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 5000>>advanced pregnancy<<else>>_belly belly<</if>> thwarts $his efforts and $he ends up cumming on $his stomach's underside. $He brushes some cum off with $his fingers and brings it to $his mouth, smiling at the <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>sensation<</if>>.
-		<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.dick < 5) && ($activeSlave.belly >= 5000)>>
-			finally orgasms, $he attempts to hike $his hips over $his head and direct the cum into $his mouth. However, $he ends up just coating $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>_belly belly<</if>> in $his own cum.
-		<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 4) && ($activeSlave.belly >= 5000)>>
-			finally orgasms, $he attempts to hike $his hips over $his head and direct the cum into $his mouth. $His dick is large enough to extend past $his <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>pregnancy<<else>>_belly belly<</if>>, allowing $him to blow $his load into $his waiting maw.
-		<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && !canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
-			finally manages to extract an orgasm from $his limp dick, $he hikes $his hips over $his head to direct it into $his mouth.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>
-			finally empties $his balls, $he hikes $his hips over $his head to direct the cum into $his mouth.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
-			climaxes, $he makes sure they can see the way $his asspussy spasms with orgasm.
-		<<else>>
-			finally climaxes, $he carefully licks $his hands clean, showing off $his enjoyment of $his own <<if canTaste($activeSlave)>>taste<<else>>fluids<</if>>.
-		<</if>>
-		Authenticity is hard to fake, and the many citizens who saw the broadcast don't doubt @@.green;your ability to train@@ a shameless slut.
-		<<run repX(1250, "event", $activeSlave)>>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-
 <<case "shift sleep">>
 
 <<link "Relaxed sex">>