diff --git a/src/endWeek/saWorkTheFarm.js b/src/endWeek/saWorkTheFarm.js
index c486f3f079ca88d7e9aaa76836456deebb6daf82..9df9ad1a7a17bd82e1b0e9fcde1225c842661442 100644
--- a/src/endWeek/saWorkTheFarm.js
+++ b/src/endWeek/saWorkTheFarm.js
@@ -30,6 +30,7 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 		if (V.Farmer) {
 			return `${V.Farmer.slaveName} watches over ${him}, making sure that ${he} doesn't slack off and works as hard as ${he} should. `;
 		}
+		return ``;
 	};
 
 	const foodDevotion = slave => {
@@ -38,13 +39,12 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 		} else if (slave.devotion < -50) {
 			return `${He}'s so resistant that ${he} doesn't work as hard, and thus produces less food. `;
 		} else {
-			// TODO: third case for neutral?
+			return ``; // TODO: third case for neutral?
 		}
 	};
 
 	const foodHealth = slave => {
-		foodHealthCondition(slave);
-		foodHealthIllness(slave);
+		return foodHealthCondition(slave) + foodHealthIllness(slave);
 	};
 
 	const foodHealthCondition = slave => {
@@ -53,13 +53,14 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 		} else if (slave.health.condition < -50) {
 			return `${His} poor health impedes ${his} ability to work efficiently. `;
 		} else {
-			// TODO: third case?
+			return ``; // TODO: third case?
 		}
 	};
 
 	const foodHealthIllness = slave => {
+		let t = ``;
 		if (slave.health.illness > 0 || slave.health.tired > 60) {
-			let t = ` ${He} performed worse this week due to<span class="red">`;
+			t += ` ${He} performed worse this week due to<span class="red">`;
 			if (slave.health.illness === 1) {
 				t += ` feeling under the weather`;
 			} else if (slave.health.illness === 2) {
@@ -78,9 +79,8 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 
 			t += `.</span> `;
 			t += foodTired(slave);
-
-			return t;
 		}
+		return t;
 	};
 
 	const foodHealthTired = slave => {
@@ -89,9 +89,11 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 		} else if (slave.health.tired > 60) {
 			return ` being tired`;
 		}
+		return ``;
 	};
-	
+
 	const foodTired = slave => {
+		let t = ``;
 		if (!slave.fuckdoll) {
 			if (slaveResting(slave)) {
 				t = ` ${He} spends reduced hours working the soil in order to <span class="green">offset ${his} lack of rest.</span>`;
@@ -114,21 +116,21 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 		} else if (slave.muscles < -50) {
 			return `${He} is so weak that ${he} is not able to work effectively. `;
 		} else {
-			// TODO: third case?
+			return ``; // TODO: third case?
 		}
 	};
 
 	const foodWeight = slave => {
-		return slave.weight > 95 ? `${He} is so overweight that ${he} has to stop every few minutes to catch ${his} breath, and so ${his} productivity suffers. ` : null;
+		return slave.weight > 95 ? `${He} is so overweight that ${he} has to stop every few minutes to catch ${his} breath, and so ${his} productivity suffers. ` : ``;
 	};
 
 	const foodSight = slave => {
 		if (!canSee(slave)) {
-			t += `${His} blindness makes it extremely difficult for ${him} to work, severely limiting ${his} production. `;
+			return `${His} blindness makes it extremely difficult for ${him} to work, severely limiting ${his} production. `;
 		} else if (!canSeePerfectly(slave)) {
-			t += `${His} nearsightedness makes it harder for ${him} to work as hard as ${he} otherwise would. `;
+			return `${His} nearsightedness makes it harder for ${him} to work as hard as ${he} otherwise would. `;
 		} else {
-			// TODO: third case?
+			return ``; // TODO: third case?
 		}
 	};
 
@@ -138,7 +140,7 @@ window.saWorkTheFarm = function(slave) {
 		} else if (slave.hears < -1) {
 			return `${He} is deaf, which gets in the way of ${his} work whenever ${he} misses directions${V.Farmer ? ` from ${V.Farmer.slaveName}` : ``}. `;
 		} else {
-			// TODO: third case?
+			return ``; // TODO: third case?
 		}
 	};