diff --git a/src/facilities/nursery/reports/childrenReport.js b/src/facilities/nursery/reports/childrenReport.js
index 420196961a335bc10254e03b50aa617d427e07a6..edc89e34fbb8a74a44b1f42131d39ca953bbeda6 100644
--- a/src/facilities/nursery/reports/childrenReport.js
+++ b/src/facilities/nursery/reports/childrenReport.js
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@ App.Facilities.Nursery.childrenReport = function childrenReport() {
 		} else {
 			child.intelligenceImplant++;
 
-			return `${Matron.slaveName} isn't the brightest and is only somewhat effective at teaching ${theChildren}, so ${CL > 1 ? `they grow` : `${child.slaveName} grows`} just a little bit smarter. `;
+			return `${Matron.slaveName} isn't the brightest and is only somewhat effective at teaching, so ${theChildren} ${CL > 1 ? `grow` : `grows`} just a little bit smarter. `;
 		}
 	}
 
@@ -250,7 +250,7 @@ App.Facilities.Nursery.childrenReport = function childrenReport() {
 	function newChildFetish(fetish = "none") {
 		switch (fetish) {
 			case "submissive":
-				return `is now a submissive`;
+				return `is now sexually submissive`;
 			case "cumslut":
 				return `is now a cumslut`;
 			case "humiliation":
@@ -268,7 +268,7 @@ App.Facilities.Nursery.childrenReport = function childrenReport() {
 			case "pregnancy":
 				return `has developed a facination for all things pregnancy-related`;
 			default:
-				throw `<span class="red">Something broke in newChildFetish(). Please report this.</span>`;
+				throw `<span class="red">Unexpected fetish value of "${fetish}" in newChildFetish(). Please report this.</span>`;
 		}
 	}