diff --git a/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js b/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js
index 5f56d1a074533b9f25e1cf88347273efca70aafe..34a65c0d0dff09fff8b348996c312c43b9e2aad1 100644
--- a/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js
+++ b/src/endWeek/reports/dairyReport.js
@@ -4,8 +4,6 @@
 App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	const el = new DocumentFragment();
 	let r;
-	const dairyStats = document.createElement("div");
-	el.append(dairyStats);
 
 	let MMWorkout = 0;
 	const BF = App.Data.misc.bioreactorFluids;
@@ -32,12 +30,13 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 	let cashValue;
 	let outputMilk;
 	let outputCum;
+	const dairyNameCaps = capFirstChar(V.dairyName);
 
 	// Statistics gathering
 	V.facility = V.facility || {};
 	V.facility.dairy = initFacilityStatistics(V.facility.dairy);
-
-	const dairyNameCaps = capFirstChar(V.dairyName);
+	const dairyStats = document.createElement("div");
+	el.append(dairyStats);
 
 	if (V.MilkmaidID !== 0) {
 		r = [];
@@ -237,18 +236,25 @@ App.EndWeek.dairyReport = function() {
 			actX(S.Milkmaid, "penetrative", (milkmaidImpregnated * 10));
 			S.Milkmaid.need = 0;
 		}
-		if (FLsFetish === 1) {
-			r.push(`In ${his} line of work, ${he} touches more breasts than even you do. ${He} lives in an atmosphere of quivering, heaving, milky breastflesh; of girls who shudder and moan when ${he} touches their creamy nipples. ${He} has <span class="lightcoral">become more of a breast ${girl}.</span>`);
-		} else if (FLsFetish === 2) {
-			r.push(`It's a hard life, pulling teats and washing cows, but it does <span class="lightsalmon">make ${him} more of a breast fetishist.</span>`);
-		} else if (FLsFetish === 3) {
-			r.push(`In ${his} line of work, ${he} touches more dicks and balls than most sluts. ${He} lives in an atmosphere of constant orgasm and ejaculation; of girls who shudder and moan when ${he} touches their engorged members. ${He} has <span class="lightcoral">become more of a cum ${girl}.</span>`);
-		} else if (FLsFetish === 4) {
-			r.push(`It's a hard life, cupping balls, cleaning dicks, and observing semen quality, but it does <span class="lightsalmon">make ${him} more of a cum fetishist.</span>`);
-		} else if (FLsFetish === 5) {
-			r.push(`In ${his} line of work, ${he} fondles more pregnancies than most clinics. ${He} lives in an atmosphere of swollen, hanging, baby-filled bellies; of girls who shudder and moan when ${he} runs ${his} hands across their bellies. ${He} has <span class="lightcoral">grown a taste for girls laden with child.</span>`);
-		} else if (FLsFetish === 6) {
-			r.push(`It's a hard life, washing bellies and inspecting pussies, but it does <span class="lightsalmon">make ${him} more of a pregnancy fetishist.</span>`);
+		switch (FLsFetish) {
+			case 1:
+				r.push(`In ${his} line of work, ${he} touches more breasts than even you do. ${He} lives in an atmosphere of quivering, heaving, milky breastflesh; of girls who shudder and moan when ${he} touches their creamy nipples. ${He} has <span class="lightcoral">become more of a breast ${girl}.</span>`);
+				break;
+			case 2:
+				r.push(`It's a hard life, pulling teats and washing cows, but it does <span class="lightsalmon">make ${him} more of a breast fetishist.</span>`);
+				break;
+			case 3:
+				r.push(`In ${his} line of work, ${he} touches more dicks and balls than most sluts. ${He} lives in an atmosphere of constant orgasm and ejaculation; of girls who shudder and moan when ${he} touches their engorged members. ${He} has <span class="lightcoral">become more of a cum ${girl}.</span>`);
+				break;
+			case 4:
+				r.push(`It's a hard life, cupping balls, cleaning dicks, and observing semen quality, but it does <span class="lightsalmon">make ${him} more of a cum fetishist.</span>`);
+				break;
+			case 5:
+				r.push(`In ${his} line of work, ${he} fondles more pregnancies than most clinics. ${He} lives in an atmosphere of swollen, hanging, baby-filled bellies; of girls who shudder and moan when ${he} runs ${his} hands across their bellies. ${He} has <span class="lightcoral">grown a taste for girls laden with child.</span>`);
+				break;
+			case 6:
+				r.push(`It's a hard life, washing bellies and inspecting pussies, but it does <span class="lightsalmon">make ${him} more of a pregnancy fetishist.</span>`);
+				break;
 		}
 		if (S.Milkmaid.muscles > 30) {
 			V.milkmaidHealthBonus++;