diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/dick.js b/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/dick.js
index a2690b9032d2646420bb13e79b9499644ee4ea68..63cad01b8cd6bf1e83e5b785bd0a7e016a14b751 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/dick.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/dick.js
@@ -189,7 +189,7 @@ App.Desc.dick = function(slave, {market, eventDescription} = {}) {
 					}
 					r.push(`erect,`);
 				} else {
-					r.push(`${He} has a huge`);
+					r.push(`${He} has a`);
 					if (V.seeCircumcision === 1) {
 						r.push(`huge,`);
 						if (slave.foreskin > 0) {
@@ -953,15 +953,15 @@ App.Desc.dick = function(slave, {market, eventDescription} = {}) {
 					}
 				}
 			}
-			if (slave.dick < 3) {
+			if (slave.dick <= 3) {
 				if (slave.balls > 5) {
 					r.push(`${His} cock is small enough that it does not hang past the bottom of ${his} gigantic ballsack when soft.`);
 				}
-			} else if (slave.dick < 2) {
+			} else if (slave.dick <= 2) {
 				if (slave.balls > 4) {
 					r.push(`${His} cock is so small that it does not hang past the bottom of ${his} huge ballsack when soft.`);
 				}
-			} else if (slave.dick < 1) {
+			} else if (slave.dick <= 1) {
 				if (slave.balls > 3) {
 					r.push(`${His} cock is so small that it barely protrudes from ${his} ample ballsack.`);
 				}
@@ -1347,9 +1347,9 @@ App.Desc.dick = function(slave, {market, eventDescription} = {}) {
 								r.push(`${He} requires assistance to get ${his} testicles off the ground, and can barely manage to drag them along behind ${him}.`);
 							}
 						} else if (slave.balls >= 100) {
-							r.push(`${His} testicles are each nearly the same size as ${him}, making ${him} about mostly testicle.`);
+							r.push(`${His} testicles are each nearly the same size as ${him}, making ${him} mostly testicle.`);
 						} else {
-							r.push(`${His} testicles are each nearly the same size as ${his} torso, making ${him} about mostly testicle.`);
+							r.push(`${His} testicles are each nearly the same size as ${his} torso, making ${him} mostly testicle.`);
 						}
 						if (slave.balls > 90) {
 							if (V.ballsAccessibility === 1) {