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+/**
+ * @example const beautiful = beautiful(slave); `The slave's ${beautiful} face.`
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+globalThis.beautiful = function(slave) {
+	return slave.genes === "XX" ? `beautiful` : `handsome`;
+};
+
+/**
+ * @example const pretty = pretty(slave); `The slave's ${pretty} face.`
+ * @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+globalThis.pretty = function(slave) {
+	return slave.genes === "XX" ? `pretty` : `good-looking`;
+};