diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index c4e4e8889d7ca2db0415bae91bb92ace70c657c7..cea7f75b95518c3775e2720cd6c579779bdfe01f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -3132,31 +3132,31 @@ $He doesn't phrase it quite like that, of course.
 		<<set $fixedRace = _races.random()>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<set $fixedNationality = "American">>
-	<<include "Generate New Slave">>
+	<<set $meanGirl = GenerateNewSlave()>>
 	<<set _origin = "You enslaved her for abusing " + $eventSlave.slaveName + " while " + $he + " was serving the public.">>
-	<<set $activeSlave.origin = _origin>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.career = "a student">>
-	<<set $activeSlave.markings = "none", $activeSlave.weight = -20>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.devotion = random(-80,-60)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.trust = random(-20,-10)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.muscles = random(0,15)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.boobsImplant = 200*random(0,3)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.boobs += $activeSlave.boobsImplant>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.buttImplant = random(0,2)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.butt += $activeSlave.buttImplant>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.butt += 1>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.vagina = random(1,2)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.face = random(20,60)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.actualAge = random(18,19)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.visualAge = $activeSlave.actualAge>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.physicalAge = $activeSlave.actualAge>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.ovaryAge = $activeSlave.actualAge>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.health = random(30,50)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.attrXY = random(60,90)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.attrXX = random(10,20)>>
-	<<set $activeSlave.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "bitchy")>>
-	<<set _newSlaves.push($activeSlave)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.origin = _origin>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.career = "a student">>
+	<<set $meanGirl.markings = "none", $meanGirl.weight = -20>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.devotion = random(-80,-60)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.trust = random(-20,-10)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.muscles = random(0,15)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.boobsImplant = 200*random(0,3)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.boobs += $meanGirl.boobsImplant>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.buttImplant = random(0,2)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.butt += $meanGirl.buttImplant>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.butt += 1>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.vagina = random(1,2)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.anus = 1>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.face = random(20,60)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.actualAge = random(18,19)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.visualAge = $meanGirl.actualAge>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.physicalAge = $meanGirl.actualAge>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.ovaryAge = $meanGirl.actualAge>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.health = random(30,50)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.attrXY = random(60,90)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.attrXX = random(10,20)>>
+	<<set $meanGirl.behavioralFlaw = either("arrogant", "bitchy")>>
+	<<set _newSlaves.push($meanGirl)>>
 <</for>>
 <<setLocalPronouns _newSlaves[0] 2>>
 <<setLocalPronouns _newSlaves[1] 3>>