diff --git a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
index dad2fa79788ee4de6561bf3fd3bbce1b3740bdf6..d0046abb9a4ca04ec1aa996fd3a50c4da270af85 100644
--- a/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/descriptionWidgets.js
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 /* eslint-disable no-undef */
-App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
+App.Desc.eye = /** @param {App.Entity.SlaveState} slave */ function(slave) {
 	"use strict";
 	const V = State.variables;
 	let r;
@@ -31,17 +31,17 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 			r += `${p.His} gaze is empty.`
 		}
 		if (slave.intelligence > 95) {
-			r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is incisive, quick, cunning;`;
+			r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is incisive, quick, cunning;`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= 130) {
-				r += `with $his education, $he is so far @@.deepskyblue;beyond brilliant@@ that $he is nearly peerless.`;
+				r += `with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} is so far <span class=deepskyblue>beyond brilliant</span> that ${p.he} is nearly peerless.`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `$he is both @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ and `;
+				r += `${p.he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> and `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `$he is so @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ that $his `;
+				r += `${p.he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> that ${p.his} `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
 					r += `meager `;
 				} else {
@@ -51,15 +51,15 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 			}
 		} else if(slave.intelligence > 50) {
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant > 95) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is incisive, quick, cunning; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;brilliant.@@`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is incisive, quick, cunning; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but $his face is alive with intelligence; $he is both @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ and `;
+				r += `but ${p.his} face is alive with intelligence; ${p.he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> and `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `but $his face is alive with intelligence; $he is so @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ that $his`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} face is alive with intelligence; ${p.he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> that ${p.his}`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
 					r += `meager`;
 				} else {
@@ -69,45 +69,45 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence > 15) {
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant > 50) {
-				r += `but $his face is alive with intelligence; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent.@@`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} face is alive with intelligence; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $his cleverness; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ and `;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.his} cleverness; ${p.he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> and `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $his cleverness; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ despite being undereducated.`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.his} cleverness; ${p.he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> despite being undereducated.`;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -15) {
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant > 15) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $his cleverness; with $his education, $he can be considered of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence.@@`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.his} cleverness; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $his alertness; $he is of average intelligence due to being`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.his} alertness; ${p.he} is of average intelligence due to being`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $his alertness; $he is of average intelligence and is undereducated.`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.his} alertness; ${p.he} is of average intelligence and is undereducated.`;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -50) {
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= -15) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $his alertness; with $his education, $he can be considered of average intelligence.`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.his} alertness; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered of average intelligence.`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is rather dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ despite having been `;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is rather dim; ${p.he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> despite having been `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `thoroughly `;
 				}
 				r += `educated.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is rather dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ and is poorly educated.`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is rather dim; ${p.he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> and is poorly educated.`;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -95) {
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= -50) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is rather dim; even with $his education, $he can only be considered of @@.orangered;below average intelligence.@@`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is rather dim; even with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can only be considered of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is as dull as $his eyes; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ despite having `;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is as dull as ${p.his} eyes; ${p.he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> despite having `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `an advanced`;
 				} else {
@@ -115,31 +115,31 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 				}
 				r += ` education.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `but $his facial expressions reveal $he is as dull as $his eyes; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ and ignorant.`;
+				r += `but ${p.his} facial expressions reveal ${p.he} is as dull as ${p.his} eyes; ${p.he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> and ignorant.`;
 			}
 		} else {
-			r += `though you doubt it would be much different if $he could see;`;
+			r += `though you doubt it would be much different if ${p.he} could see;`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= -95) {
-				r += `even with $his education, $he is still @@.orangered;really stupid.@@`;
+				r += `even with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} is still <span class=orangered>really stupid.</span>`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
-				r += `$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education.`;
+				r += `${p.he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ and ignorant to boot.`;
+				r += `${p.he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> and ignorant to boot.`;
 			}
 		}
 	} else {
 		if (slave.intelligence > 95) {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>>-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning;`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)}-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning;`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= 130) {
-				r += `with $his education, $he is so far @@.deepskyblue;beyond brilliant@@ that $he is nearly peerless.`;
+				r += `with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} is so far <span class=deepskyblue>beyond brilliant</span> that ${p.he} is nearly peerless.`;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `$he is both @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ and `;
+				r += `${p.he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> and `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `well `;
 				}
 				r += `educated.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `$he is so @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ that $his `;
+				r += `${p.he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant</span> that ${p.his} `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
 					r += `meager`;
 				} else {
@@ -148,15 +148,15 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 				r += `education is unimportant.`;
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence > 50) {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>>-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;brilliant.@@`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)}-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>brilliant.</span>`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant > 95) {
-				r += `$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are alive with intelligence; $he is both @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ and `;
+				r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)} eyes are alive with intelligence; ${p.he} is both <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> and `;
 			} else if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
 				r += `well `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 					r += `educated.`;
 				}
-				r += `$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are alive with intelligence; $he is so @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ that $his `;
+				r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)} eyes are alive with intelligence; ${p.he} is so <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent</span> that ${p.his} `;
 			} else {
 				r += `meager`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
@@ -166,53 +166,53 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 				}
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence > 15) {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)} eyes are`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= 50) {
-				r += `alive with intelligence; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent.@@`;
+				r += `alive with intelligence; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered <span class=deepskyblue>highly intelligent.</span>`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-					r += `clever; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ and `;
+					r += `clever; ${p.he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> and `;
 					if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 						r += `well `;
 					}
 					r += `educated.`;
 				} else {
-					r += `clever; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ despite being undereducated.`;
+					r += `clever; ${p.he} is of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence</span> despite being undereducated.`;
 				}
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -15) {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)} eyes are`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-				r += `clever; with $his education, $he can be considered of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence.@@`;
+				r += `clever; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered of <span class=deepskyblue>above average intelligence.</span>`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-					r += `alert; $he is of average intelligence due to being `;
+					r += `alert; ${p.he} is of average intelligence due to being `;
 					if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 						r += `well `;
 					}
 					r += `educated.`;
 				} else {
-					r += `alert; $he is of average intelligence and is undereducated.`;
+					r += `alert; ${p.he} is of average intelligence and is undereducated.`;
 				}
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -50) {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)} eyes are`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= -15) {
-				r += `alert; with $his education, $he can be considered of average intelligence.`;
+				r += `alert; with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can be considered of average intelligence.`;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
-					r += `dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ despite having been `;
+					r += `dim; ${p.he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> despite having been `;
 					if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
 						r += `thoroughly `;
 					} else {
 						r += `educated.`;
 					}
-					r += `dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ and is poorly educated.`;
+					r += `dim; ${p.he} is of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence</span> and is poorly educated.`;
 				} else {
-					r += `dim; even with $his education, $he can only be considered of @@.orangered;below average intelligence.@@`;
+					r += `dim; even with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} can only be considered of <span class=orangered>below average intelligence.</span>`;
 				}
 			}
 		} else if (slave.intelligence >= -95) {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)} eyes are`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= -50) {
-				r += `dull; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ despite having `;
+				r += `dull; ${p.he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> despite having `;
 				if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15) {
 					r += `an advanced`;
 					if (slave.intelligenceImplant >= 30) {
@@ -220,17 +220,17 @@ App.Desc.eye = function(slave) {
 					}
 					r += ` education.`;
 				} else {
-					r += `dull; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ and ignorant.`;
+					r += `dull; ${p.he} is <span class=orangered>quite stupid</span> and ignorant.`;
 				}
 			}
 		} else {
-			r += `$His <<eyeColor>>-eyed gaze betrays near-total insensibility;`;
+			r += `${p.His} ${App.Desc.eyeColor(slave)}-eyed gaze betrays near-total insensibility;`;
 			if (slave.intelligence+slave.intelligenceImplant >= -95) {
-				r += `even with $his education, $he is still @@.orangered;really stupid.@@`;
+				r += `even with ${p.his} education, ${p.he} is still <span class=orangered>really stupid.</span>`;
 			} if (slave.intelligenceImplant > 0) {
-				r += `$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education.`;
+				r += `${p.he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education.`;
 			} else {
-				r += `$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ and ignorant to boot.`;
+				r += `${p.he} is <span class=orangered>a moron,</span> and ignorant to boot.`;
 			}
 		}
 	}
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
index 47556516114aebc99b61c54e19519f95c6697c4b..2ccde923919cdfcd98b9de0839bcf259a8f1d43f 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
@@ -5266,144 +5266,6 @@ $He's got a
 
 <</widget>>
 
-<<widget "eyeDescription">>
-
-<<if $activeSlave.eyes == -2>>
-	<<if hasVisibleHeterochromia($activeSlave)>><<set _heterochromia = 1>><<else>><<set _heterochromia = 0>><</if>>
-	<<if $activeSlave.eyeColor != "empty">>
-		$His eyes are dull<<if $saleDescription == 1 && ($PC.medicine >= 50 || $PC.slaving >= 50)>>, unfocused<<if _heterochromia == 1>>, heterochromatic,<</if>> and clearly nonfunctional<<else>><<if _heterochromia == 1>>, heterochromatic,<</if>> and unfocused<</if>>,
-	<<else>>
-		$His gaze is empty,
-	<</if>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence > 95)>>
-		but $his facial expressions reveal $he is incisive, quick, cunning;
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 130)>>
-			with $his education, $he is so far @@.deepskyblue;beyond brilliant@@ that $he is nearly peerless.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			$he is both @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ and <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			$he is so @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ that $his <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>meager<<else>>lack of<</if>> education is unimportant.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence > 50)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 95)>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $he is incisive, quick, cunning; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;brilliant.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			but $his face is alive with intelligence; $he is both @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ and <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			but $his face is alive with intelligence; $he is so @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ that $his <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>meager<<else>>lack of<</if>> education is unimportant.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence > 15)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 50)>>
-			but $his face is alive with intelligence; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $his cleverness; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ and <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $his cleverness; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ despite being undereducated.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence >= -15)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 15)>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $his cleverness; with $his education, $he can be considered of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $his alertness; $he is of average intelligence due to being <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $his alertness; $he is of average intelligence and is undereducated.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence >= -50)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -15)>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $his alertness; with $his education, $he can be considered of average intelligence.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $he is rather dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ despite having been <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>thoroughly <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $he is rather dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ and is poorly educated.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence >= -95)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -50)>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $he is rather dim; even with $his education, $he can only be considered of @@.orangered;below average intelligence.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $he is as dull as $his eyes; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ despite having <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>an advanced<<else>>some<</if>> education.
-		<<else>>
-			but $his facial expressions reveal $he is as dull as $his eyes; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ and ignorant.
-		<</if>>
-	<<else>>
-		though you doubt it would be much different if $he could see;
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -95)>>
-			even with $his education, $he is still @@.orangered;really stupid.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>
-			$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education.
-		<<else>>
-			$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ and ignorant to boot.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<<else>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence > 95)>>
-		$His <<eyeColor>>-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning;
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 130)>>
-			with $his education, $he is so far @@.deepskyblue;beyond brilliant@@ that $he is nearly peerless.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			$he is both @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ and <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			$he is so @@.deepskyblue;brilliant@@ that $his <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>meager<<else>>lack of<</if>> education is unimportant.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence > 50)>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 95)>>
-			$His <<eyeColor>>-eyed gaze is incisive, quick, cunning; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;brilliant.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are alive with intelligence; $he is both @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ and <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are alive with intelligence; $he is so @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent@@ that $his <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>meager<<else>>lack of<</if>> education is unimportant.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence > 15)>>
-		$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 50)>>
-			alive with intelligence; with $his education, $he can be considered @@.deepskyblue;highly intelligent.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			clever; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ and <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			clever; $he is of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence@@ despite being undereducated.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence >= -15)>>
-		$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 15)>>
-			clever; with $his education, $he can be considered of @@.deepskyblue;above average intelligence.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			alert; $he is of average intelligence due to being <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>well <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			alert; $he is of average intelligence and is undereducated.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence >= -50)>>
-		$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -15)>>
-			alert; with $his education, $he can be considered of average intelligence.
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ despite having been <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>thoroughly <</if>>educated.
-		<<else>>
-			dim; $he is of @@.orangered;below average intelligence@@ and is poorly educated.
-		<</if>>
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.intelligence >= -95)>>
-		$His <<eyeColor>> eyes are
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -50)>>
-			dim; even with $his education, $he can only be considered of @@.orangered;below average intelligence.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 15>>
-			dull; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ despite having <<if $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= 30>>an advanced<<else>>some<</if>> education.
-		<<else>>
-			dull; $he is @@.orangered;quite stupid@@ and ignorant.
-		<</if>>
-	<<else>>
-		$His <<eyeColor>>-eyed gaze betrays near-total insensibility;
-		<<if ($activeSlave.intelligence+$activeSlave.intelligenceImplant >= -95)>>
-			even with $his education, $he is still @@.orangered;really stupid.@@
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.intelligenceImplant > 0>>
-			$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ yet somehow still remembers the basics of an education.
-		<<else>>
-			$he is @@.orangered;a moron,@@ and ignorant to boot.
-		<</if>>
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-<</widget>>
-
-/* to simplify heterochromia */
-<<widget "eyeColor">><<if def $args[0]>><<if hasVisibleHeterochromia($args[0])>>heterochromatic $args[0].eyeColor and $args[0].geneticQuirks.heterochromia<<else>>$args[0].eyeColor<</if>><<else>><<if hasVisibleHeterochromia($activeSlave)>>heterochromatic $activeSlave.eyeColor and $activeSlave.geneticQuirks.heterochromia<<else>>$activeSlave.eyeColor<</if>><</if>><</widget>>
-
 <<widget "earDescription">>
 /* ear shape description here */
 <<if $activeSlave.earShape == "none">>