diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobs.js b/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobs.js
index af9a38c3e833bd40dd2e5c7f0913aa3786783e2c..a3061c1dc9320cbbc9b8038f35519d8b94bf3a86 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobs.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/boobs/boobs.js
@@ -1630,8 +1630,14 @@ App.Desc.nipples = function(slave, pronouns) {
 						} else {
 							r += `large enough to be jerked off.`;
 						}
+					} else (slave.missingArms !== 3) {
+						r += `the size of the last joint of ${his} thumb`;
+						if (slave.missingArms == 0) {
+							r += `s`;
+						}
+						r += ` when erect.`;
 					} else {
-						r += `the size of the last joint of ${his} thumbs when erect.`;
+						r += `of significant size.`;
 					}
 					break;
 				case "fuckable":
diff --git a/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw b/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
index 8814d8168b1f273f30796f118e948457ab1e6ad2..4c0007cd4f26c0ecb4725f1898e7979c3ea94249 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/newChildIntro.tw
@@ -750,7 +750,7 @@ You slowly strip down, gauging $his reactions to your show, until you are fully
 
 <br><<link "Give $him a cum shower">>
 <<replace "#result">>
-	You seat the curious $desc in the center of your office and order every slave available capable of getting hard to report to your office. Once everyone is assembled and erect, you order them to encircle the aroused $girl and shower $him in cum. As they begin<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>> ($activeSlave.slaveName stroking $his own erection too)<</if>>, <<if $PC.dick == 1 && $PC.vagina == 1>>you begin fingering yourself while jacking off alongside your slaves<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>you join in the circlejerk as well<<else>>you sit back to finger yourself to the show<</if>>. When the first burst of cum streaks across $his face, $he gasps in surprise, giving another load the chance to launch into $his gaping mouth. $He gags before licking $his lips and opening wide for the next load. After everyone has finished, $activeSlave.slaveName is coated, head to toe, in cum and @@.hotpink;thrilled to be the center of attention.@@ Though $he may not be a cumslut now, $he certainly has the potential to become one.
+	You seat the curious $desc in the center of your office and order every slave available capable of getting hard to report to your office. Once everyone is assembled and erect, you order them to encircle the aroused $girl and shower $him in cum. As they begin<<if canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>> (with $activeSlave.slaveName stroking $his own erection too)<</if>>, <<if $PC.dick == 1 && $PC.vagina == 1>>you begin fingering yourself while jacking off alongside your slaves<<elseif $PC.dick == 1>>you join in the circlejerk as well<<else>>you sit back to finger yourself to the show<</if>>. When the first burst of cum streaks across $his face, $he gasps in surprise, giving another load the chance to launch into $his gaping mouth. $He gags before licking $his lips and opening wide for the next load. After everyone has finished, $activeSlave.slaveName is coated, head to <<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>hip<<else>>toe<</if>>, in cum and @@.hotpink;thrilled to be the center of attention.@@ Though $he may not be a cumslut now, $he certainly has the potential to become one.
 	<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
 	<<if random(1,100) > 60 && $activeSlave.fetish == "none">>
 		<<set $activeSlave.fetish = "cumslut">>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw b/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw
index d93dd78b60a3952a08ae2122cbb1224aad6e79c6..816e681518ef138df9dcbd50e8d23ac436707cbc 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw
@@ -315,7 +315,7 @@
 			orgasm as you transition into scissoring with your tightly packed broodmare, keeping the fantasy of being crushed by $his body foremost in your mind.
 		<</if>>
 		<br><br>
-		You explore many other sexual positions before commanding the maternity swing to take you back to earth. You extricate yourself from the device, but leave $him inside of it. $He does a little twirl in the device, showing off the shape of $his hyper-inflated body, the tips of $his toes barely touching the ground.
+		You explore many other sexual positions before commanding the maternity swing to take you back to earth. You extricate yourself from the device, but leave $him inside of it. $He does a little twirl in the device, showing off the shape of $his hyper-inflated body<<if $activeSlave.missingLegs != 3>>, the tips of $his toes barely touching the ground<</if>>.
 		<br><br>
 		<<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			"<<S>>o what did you think, <<Master>>?" $he asks. $He purses $his lips, waiting for your response.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
index a3da3f7d84079100a11889088de59b7cb193c789..4690f9f97c7a9185c08300a4931d61e893b588d4 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RECI.tw
@@ -434,7 +434,7 @@ $He looks pensive, and goes through two false starts before $he clears $his thro
 <<link "$He wants dick. Give $him the dick">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	You rise fluidly out of your chair, pointing at the floor at $his feet. $He needs no further direction, and hurriedly gets down to place $his mouth at dick height. $He <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>gives your strap-on a blowjob<<else>>sucks you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eats you out<</if>><</if>> with relish, looking adoringly up at you as $he rhythmically works $his lips up and down <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the<<else>>your<</if>> thick shaft. After a bit of this, you pull <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>yourself<</if>> free with a delicious popping noise, and haul the slave to $his feet. You grab $his arms in a firm hold and pull $him up on tiptoe (at which the horny $girl giggles with anticipation), and then thrust into <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>soft crevice between $his plush thighs<<else>>gap between $his thighs<</if>>. This motion slides <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the strap-on<<else>>your hard dick<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>against $his moist pussylips<<elseif ($activeSlave.scrotum > 0)>>against $his anus and then past $his ballsack<<else>>along $his sensitive perineum<</if>>, eliciting a shocked gasp and then a prolonged whine of pleasure. $He humps $himself along <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>your shaft<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and mons<</if>><</if>> shamelessly, craning around to rain kisses on your jawline and neck.
+	You rise fluidly out of your chair, pointing at the floor at your feet. $He needs no further direction, and hurriedly gets down to place $his mouth at dick height. $He <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>gives your strap-on a blowjob<<else>>sucks you off<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and eats you out<</if>><</if>> with relish, looking adoringly up at you as $he rhythmically works $his lips up and down <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the<<else>>your<</if>> thick shaft. After a bit of this, you pull <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>yourself<</if>> free with a delicious popping noise, and haul the slave <<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>. You grab $his arms in a firm hold and pull $him up on tiptoe (at which the horny $girl giggles with anticipation), and then thrust into <<if ($activeSlave.weight > 10)>>soft crevice between $his plush thighs<<else>>gap between $his thighs<</if>>. This motion slides <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the strap-on<<else>>your hard dick<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>against $his moist pussylips<<elseif ($activeSlave.scrotum > 0)>>against $his anus and then past $his ballsack<<else>>along $his sensitive perineum<</if>>, eliciting a shocked gasp and then a prolonged whine of pleasure. $He humps $himself along <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>the phallus<<else>>your shaft<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and mons<</if>><</if>> shamelessly, craning around to rain kisses on your jawline and neck.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.vagina > -1)>>
 		When you gently push $his face away from you by tipping $his torso forward, $he moans a little from the loss of closeness, but soon forgets it when you press your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>strap-on<<else>>dick<</if>> inside $him. $He begins to gasp your name, moan adoration, and beg nonsensically, and $he orgasms promptly. $He groans with overstimulation as you pull out, and then whines when you redouble it by immediately switching to $his <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>loose<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>practiced<<else>>tight<</if>> ass.
 	<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw b/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
index 4d5116b6b84f1e05a66f772a4cf7d75f3f04557f..289e4cb3b9a91088b1cfc8313e57164e613955c9 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
@@ -1375,7 +1375,7 @@ There was a glint of envy <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>in $his eyes when $he saw<<
 			<<if $PC.belly >= 100000>>
 				crushingly
 			<</if>>
-			gravid bulk with $his dick hilted in your needy pussy. You skip all pretense and ride $him long and hard until $he's exhausted and your libido a little lighter. When you finally do release $him from your lust, $he can barely rise to $his feet; you may have ridden $him @@.red;a little too hard.@@ You remind $him that $he was saying something; in response,
+			gravid bulk with $his dick hilted in your needy pussy. You skip all pretense and ride $him long and hard until $he's exhausted and your libido a little lighter. When you finally do release $him from your lust, $he can barely rise <<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>up<</if>>; you may have ridden $him @@.red;a little too hard.@@ You remind $him that $he was saying something; in response,
 			<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 				$he pantomimes a pregnant belly, your pregnant belly, and uses gestures to how much $he enjoyed it atop $him.
 			<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index 1f7491a056f9a7f38d820a758033f16b97c34add..1f2abcba71d1d2aca5de920127593cc324497896 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -8893,7 +8893,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 		<<else>>
 			taut
 		<</if>>
-		midriff is bare. The top <<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 2000)>>somehow contains $his tits, with the team's logo at least three feet wide across $his chest<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 1000)>>is a great location for the team's logo, since $his tits allow it to be quite large<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 300)>>is a good location for the team's logo, since $his tits allow it to be pretty big<<else>>flatters $his flat chest, especially with the team logo over it<</if>>. $He even found a pair of appropriately colored pom-poms somewhere. The implicit message about age was understood; $he's made up to look even younger.
+		midriff is bare. The top <<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 2000)>>somehow contains $his tits, with the team's logo at least <<if $showInches == 2>>three feet<<else>>a meter<</if>> wide across $his chest<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 1000)>>is a great location for the team's logo, since $his tits allow it to be quite large<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 300)>>is a good location for the team's logo, since $his tits allow it to be pretty big<<else>>flatters $his flat chest, especially with the team logo over it<</if>>. $He even found a pair of appropriately colored pom-poms somewhere. The implicit message about age was understood; $he's made up to look even younger.
 		<br><br>
 		You have a front-row seat, of course, and $he excitedly takes $his place beside you,
 		<<if $activeSlave.butt > 12>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw b/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw
index 5f48aafbd30f40d9173348182992ff86f626280c..d2dd8db7f0dda3c3774e229e30a62bb5c9fa24b5 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ $He hesitates, so you prompt $him, asking if $he's having trouble with $his
 <<elseif $activeSlave.relationship == 4>>
 	lover.
 <</if>>
-$He quickly shakes $his head no. "N-no, <<Master>>, it's ju<<s>>t —" $He subsides into silence again, blushing and staring at $his feet. Comprehension dawning, you ask $him if
+$He quickly shakes $his head no. "N-no, <<Master>>, it's ju<<s>>t —" $He subsides into silence again, blushing and staring <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>blankly <</if>><<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 0>>at $his feet<<else>>downwards<</if>>. Comprehension dawning, you ask $him if
 <<if $activeSlave.relationship == 2>>
 	$he wants to be more than friends with $subSlave.slaveName.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.relationship == 3>>
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ $He quickly shakes $his head no. "N-no, <<Master>>, it's ju<<s>>t —" $He subsi
 <<elseif $activeSlave.relationship == 4>>
 	$he wants to make an honest _woman2 out of $subSlave.slaveName.
 <</if>>
-$He nods $his head quickly, still staring at $his feet. $He shuts $his eyes tight and waits for you to weigh in on the situation.
+$He nods $his head quickly, still staring <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>blankly <</if>><<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 0>>at $his feet<<else>>downwards<</if>>. $He shuts $his eyes tight and waits for you to weigh in on the situation.
 
 <span id="result">
 <br><<link "Break them up">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw b/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw
index 547aa23d2bf0b5fa74bdc1a405160eef5b59c170..bbb22922d6d824bf6302aec3a6cc1775d8f58051 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reStaffedMorning.tw
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ The bathroom door is open and the shower is running. Though the steam is beginni
 	<</if>>
 	You're in a hurry, but it'll be a sad day when you aren't able to assrape a slave into total submission in five minutes. You drop _bedSlaves[3].slaveName on the shower floor and let _bedSlaves[2].slaveName towel you off.
 	<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
-		_bedSlaves[3].slaveName gets to _his4 feet and helpfully holds up a strap-on questioningly; you shake your head and point to another, larger one. _He4 helps you into it, and you ram it up _his4 loosened ass experimentally, nodding in satisfaction when the big phallus forces a pained gasp out of _him4.
+		_bedSlaves[3].slaveName <<if _bedSlaves[3].missingLegs == 0>>gets to _his4 feet<<else>>hoists _himself4 upright<</if>> and helpfully holds up a strap-on questioningly; you shake your head and point to another, larger one. _He4 helps you into it, and you ram it up _his4 loosened ass experimentally, nodding in satisfaction when the big phallus forces a pained gasp out of _him4.
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	Back in the bedroom, your clothes have been laid out, ready for _bedSlaves[0].slaveName and _bedSlaves[1].slaveName to dress you.
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw
index 8dd85b65334fe27375818ffbb9c4f4b37c6855e4..1133b9e7b460e55d247af8bb08f4afe368cc0f25 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsTattoos.tw
@@ -191,7 +191,7 @@
 		<<case "scenes">>
 			$His lewd tattoos cover $his arms; they include lots of little vignettes of sex, with dates to show when $he was first fucked like that.
 		<<case "bovine patterns">>
-			Tattoos of cow-like spots cover $his arms, but stop short of each of $his elbows.
+			Tattoos of cow-like spots cover $his arms, but stop short of <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 0)>>each of $his elbows<<else>>$his elbow<</if>>.
 		<<case "sacrilege">>
 			Tattoos of swirling flames run down $his arms.
 		<<case "sacrament">>