diff --git a/src/events/RESS/waistlineWoes.js b/src/events/RESS/waistlineWoes.js
index aa7f2b964eadb3b8f3640facfb87ca7ad4a62e87..19096c4a554804a7b8f8cf420afacad047d438f4 100644
--- a/src/events/RESS/waistlineWoes.js
+++ b/src/events/RESS/waistlineWoes.js
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 			if ((eventSlave.diet === "fattening" || eventSlave.dietMilk > 0) && eventSlave.intelligence + eventSlave.intelligenceImplant > 15) {
 				if (canTalk(eventSlave)) {
 					t.push(`"${Spoken(eventSlave,
-						"So the diet is working well, ${Master}? That's good, I suppose. I'm just a bit shocked at how honest you were; people usually try to dodge that question or outright lie."
+						`So the diet is working well, ${Master}? That's good, I suppose. I'm just a bit shocked at how honest you were; people usually try to dodge that question or outright lie.`
 					)}"`);
 				} else {
 					t.push(`${He} smiles before explaining ${he} knows you want ${him} plumper and that ${he} accepts it, but is surprised by your honesty to such a question.`);
@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 			} else if (eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "anorexic") {
 				if (canTalk(eventSlave)) {
 					t.push(`"${Spoken(eventSlave,
-						"I'm so disgusting, ${Master}, I'm glad you see it too. I was so certain you'd lie to me... Sorry to have wasted your time."
+						`I'm so disgusting, ${Master}, I'm glad you see it too. I was so certain you'd lie to me... Sorry to have wasted your time.`
 					)}" ${He}`);
 				} else {
 					t.push(`${His} face lightens at your ${canHear(eventSlave) ? "words" : "affirmation"}. It seems you told ${him} just what $he wanted to hear${!canHear(eventSlave) ? ", so to speak" : ""}. ${He} gives ${his} thanks and`);
@@ -156,7 +156,7 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 			if ((eventSlave.diet === "fattening" || eventSlave.dietMilk > 0) && eventSlave.intelligence + eventSlave.intelligenceImplant > 15) {
 				if (canTalk(eventSlave)) {
 					t.push(`"${Spoken(eventSlave,
-						"I know you want me to gain weight, ${Master}, so you don't need to spare my feelings. It's a nice gesture, though."
+						`I know you want me to gain weight, ${Master}, so you don't need to spare my feelings. It's a nice gesture, though.`
 					)}"`);
 				} else {
 					t.push(`${He} frowns before explaining ${he} knows you want ${him} plumper and that ${he} accepts it, but does appreciate the thought.`);
@@ -166,7 +166,7 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 			} else if (eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "gluttonous") {
 				if (canTalk(eventSlave)) {
 					t.push(`"${Spoken(eventSlave,
-						"It's okay ${Master}, you don't have to lie to me. I know this is my fault, but thank you for trying to cheer me up."
+						`It's okay ${Master}, you don't have to lie to me. I know this is my fault, but thank you for trying to cheer me up.`
 					)}"`);
 				} else {
 					t.push(`${He} frowns before explaining ${he} has only ${himself} to blame for ${his} weight, but does appreciate the thought.`);
@@ -176,7 +176,7 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 			} else if (eventSlave.behavioralFlaw === "anorexic") {
 				if (canTalk(eventSlave)) {
 					t.push(`"${Spoken(eventSlave,
-						"Don't lie to me, ${Master}! You really think I don't know I'm a bloated hog!?"
+						`Don't lie to me, ${Master}! You really think I don't know I'm a bloated hog!?`
 					)}"`);
 				} else {
 					t.push(`${His} face contorts into a vicious glare; it seems you choose the wrong thing to say.`);
@@ -250,16 +250,16 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 			if (eventSlave.behavioralQuirk === "fitness") {
 				t.push(`${He} brightens, catching on immediately and nodding ${his} head with understanding`);
 				if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
-					t.push(`before quickly ${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? "shedding ${his} clothes and" : ""} retrieving an appropriate dildo, eager for the workout.`);
+					t.push(`before quickly ${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? `shedding ${his} clothes and` : ""} retrieving an appropriate dildo, eager for the workout.`);
 				} else {
-					t.push(`${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? "before" : ""} quickly ${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? "shedding ${his} clothes" : ""}, eager for the workout.`);
+					t.push(`${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? "before" : ""} quickly ${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? `shedding ${his} clothes` : ""}, eager for the workout.`);
 				}
 			} else {
 				t.push(`${He} catches on quickly, nodding ${his} head with understanding`);
 				if (V.PC.dick === 0) {
-					t.push(`before ${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? "shedding ${his} clothes and" : ""} retrieving an appropriate dildo, glad for the opportunity.`);
+					t.push(`before ${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? `shedding ${his} clothes and` : ""} retrieving an appropriate dildo, glad for the opportunity.`);
 				} else {
-					t.push(`${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? "before shedding ${his} clothes" : ""}, glad for the opportunity.`);
+					t.push(`${eventSlave.clothes !== "no clothing" && eventSlave.clothes !== "body oil" ? `before shedding ${his} clothes` : ""}, glad for the opportunity.`);
 				}
 			}
 			t.push(`${His} hips settle close to yours, moving seductively while ${he} makes a show of undressing you. ${His} fingers smooth`);
@@ -295,19 +295,19 @@ App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes = class RESSWaistlineWoes extends App.Events.BaseEv
 				} else {
 					t.push(`pace.`);
 				}
-				t.push(`VCheck.Vaginal()`);
+				t.push(VCheck.Vaginal());
 			} else {
 				if (eventSlave.anus === 0) {
 					t.push(`pace, despite having been a <span class="lime">virgin</span> moments before.`);
 				} else {
 					t.push(`pace.`);
 				}
-				t.push(`VCheck.Anal()`);
+				t.push(VCheck.Anal());
 			}
 			App.Events.addParagraph(node, t);
 
 			t = [];
-			t.push(`Riding certainly is exhausting, especially if you don't offer any assistance. With no hands on ${his} hips to keep ${him} steady, $his hand${hasBothArms(eventSlave) ? "s" : ""} find themselves on your`);
+			t.push(`Riding certainly is exhausting, especially if you don't offer any assistance. With no hands on ${his} hips to keep ${him} steady, ${his} hand${hasBothArms(eventSlave) ? "s" : ""} find themselves on your`);
 			if (V.PC.belly < 5000) {
 				if (V.PC.boobs < 300) {
 					t.push(`chest,`);