From a6136c9f228f24168f302ddbdcb13822f3f90dd5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: klorpa <30924131+klorpa@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2019 15:27:17 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] MoreConverting

---
 devNotes/limb functions.md                    | 14 +--
 src/endWeek/saServeThePublic.js               |  4 +-
 .../brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw         | 16 ++--
 src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw       | 10 +-
 .../nursery/longChildDescription.tw           | 94 +++++++++----------
 src/js/slaveSummaryWidgets.js                 |  2 +-
 src/js/summaryWidgets.js                      |  2 +-
 src/js/surgery.js                             |  2 +-
 src/js/walkPastJS.js                          | 10 +-
 src/npc/fBeg.tw                               |  6 +-
 src/npc/fDance.tw                             |  4 +-
 src/npc/fRelation.tw                          |  2 +-
 src/npc/fRival.tw                             |  6 +-
 src/player/actions/fCaress.tw                 | 16 ++--
 src/player/actions/fEmbrace.tw                | 14 +--
 src/player/actions/fondleBoobs.tw             | 12 +--
 src/player/actions/fondleButt.tw              |  2 +-
 src/player/actions/fondleDick.tw              |  4 +-
 src/player/actions/fondleVagina.tw            | 14 +--
 src/pregmod/FSuckle.tw                        |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/beastFuck.tw                      |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/fDick.tw                          |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/fFeet.tw                          |  8 +-
 src/pregmod/fMarry.tw                         | 10 +-
 src/pregmod/fNippleFuck.tw                    |  4 +-
 src/pregmod/fPat.tw                           | 26 ++---
 src/pregmod/fSlaveFeed.tw                     | 74 +++++++--------
 src/pregmod/fSlaveSelfImpreg.tw               |  6 +-
 src/pregmod/forceFeeding.tw                   |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw                 |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/reTheSirenStrikesBack.tw          |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/saClothes.tw                      |  4 +-
 src/pregmod/sePlayerBirth.tw                  |  2 +-
 src/pregmod/widgets/bodySwapReaction.tw       | 10 +-
 src/pregmod/widgets/pregmodBirthWidgets.tw    | 28 +++---
 src/pregmod/widgets/seBirthWidgets.tw         |  4 +-
 src/uncategorized/PESS.tw                     |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/PETS.tw                     |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/REFI.tw                     |  6 +-
 src/uncategorized/RESS.tw                     | 42 ++++-----
 .../REresistantmotherdaughter.tw              |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/bodyModification.tw         |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw            |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw               |  2 +-
 .../industrialDairyAssignmentScene.tw         | 30 +++---
 src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw     |  4 +-
 src/uncategorized/masterSuiteReport.tw        |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/matchmaking.tw              |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw            |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/nextWeek.tw                 |  4 +-
 src/uncategorized/pCoupCollaboration.tw       |  6 +-
 src/uncategorized/peConcubineInterview.tw     |  4 +-
 src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw      |  4 +-
 .../personalAssistantAppearance.tw            |  8 +-
 src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw             |  4 +-
 src/uncategorized/reBoomerang.tw              |  4 +-
 src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw           |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw     |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw     |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw            | 10 +-
 src/uncategorized/rename.tw                   |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw        | 14 +--
 src/uncategorized/saRules.tw                  | 44 ++++-----
 src/uncategorized/saServeYourOtherSlaves.tw   | 12 +--
 src/uncategorized/salon.tw                    |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/seExpiration.tw             |  2 +-
 src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw          | 44 ++++-----
 src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw          | 12 +--
 src/uncategorized/slaveSold.tw                |  6 +-
 src/uncategorized/universalRules.tw           |  2 +-
 src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw        | 14 +--
 src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw        |  4 +-
 72 files changed, 365 insertions(+), 365 deletions(-)

diff --git a/devNotes/limb functions.md b/devNotes/limb functions.md
index 31c7e62176a..9d0029e31e4 100644
--- a/devNotes/limb functions.md	
+++ b/devNotes/limb functions.md	
@@ -92,13 +92,13 @@ Most functions can be used like this, though some are more specialized.
 	Returns limb ID of the right leg.
 
 `idToDescription(id)`:
-	Returns a very short description of the specified limb ID.
-    0: "amputated";
-    1: "healthy";
-    2: "modern prosthetic";
-    3: "advanced, sex-focused prosthetic";
-    4: "advanced, beauty-focused prosthetic";
-    5: "advanced, combat-focused prosthetic";
+	Returns a very short description of the specified limb ID.  
+    0: "amputated";  
+    1: "healthy";  
+    2: "modern prosthetic";  
+    3: "advanced, sex-focused prosthetic";  
+    4: "advanced, beauty-focused prosthetic";  
+    5: "advanced, combat-focused prosthetic";  
     6: "highly advanced cybernetic";
 
 `getLimbCount(slave, id)`:
diff --git a/src/endWeek/saServeThePublic.js b/src/endWeek/saServeThePublic.js
index 67db217d257..5788cd3c1ef 100644
--- a/src/endWeek/saServeThePublic.js
+++ b/src/endWeek/saServeThePublic.js
@@ -244,9 +244,9 @@ window.saServeThePublic = (function saServeThePublic() {
 		r += `. Most of them `;
 		if (slave.sexQuality > 15) {
 			r += `were putty in ${his} hand`;
-			if (slave.missingArms !== 1 && slave.missingArms !== 2) {
+			if (hasBothArms(slave) || !hasAnyArms(slave)) {
 				r += `s`;
-				if (slave.missingArms === 3) {
+				if (!hasAnyArms(slave)) {
 					r += `, so to speak`;
 				}
 			}
diff --git a/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw b/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw
index 75ca329ff21..fe001d64ba3 100644
--- a/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw
+++ b/src/facilities/brothel/brothelAssignmentScene.tw
@@ -209,9 +209,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				"I — I'm going to h-have to <<s>>uck a lot of dick there, aren't I." $He swallows nervously. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				"Being a whore i<<s>> a <<s>>in," $he <<say>>s quietly, half to $himself. "I'm going t-to b-be <<s>>o dirty. I'm going to h-hell." $He starts to cry quietly. "<<S>>-<<s>>orry, <<Master>>. I'll do my be<<s>>t."
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -286,9 +286,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				$He slowly gestures if blowjobs are popular there while swallowing nervously. $His lower lip starts to quiver, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				$He slowly gestures if anal is popular there and <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				$He slowly gestures if anal is popular there and <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				$He slowly gestures that $he understands that customers will expect to fuck $him and <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
+				$He slowly gestures that $he understands that customers will expect to fuck $him and <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he does $his best not to cry in front of you.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				$He shakily gestures that $he'll be a sinner, but if that's what you want, $he'll do it. $He starts to cry quietly.
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -316,9 +316,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				"I — I'm going to h-have to <<s>>uck a lot of dick, aren't I." $He swallows and tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to ream me up the butt hole, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
+				"C-cu<<s>>tomer<<s>> are really going to fuck me <<s>>ore, aren't they." $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally gasps out, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>cared," and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				"Being a whore i<<s>> a <<s>>in," $he <<say>>s quietly, half to $himself. "I'm going t-to b-be <<s>>o dirty. I'm going to h-hell." $He starts to cry quietly. $He tries to get $himself back under control, out of fear, but finally wails, "Oh God, I'm <<s>>orry, p-plea<<s>>e forgive me God," and dissolves into sobbing.
 			<<case "idealistic">>
@@ -342,9 +342,9 @@ You tell $him $he's to report to <<if $Madam != 0>>$Madam.slaveName immediately,
 			<<case "hates oral">>
 				by asking if $he'll have to suck a lot of dick. $He swallows and tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates anal">>
-				by asking if $he'll be assfucked a lot. $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
+				by asking if $he'll be assfucked a lot. $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "hates penetration">>
-				by asking if $he's going to be constantly fucked. $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
+				by asking if $he's going to be constantly fucked. $He <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>shifts uncomfortably, unconsciously trying to shield $his rear as best $he can manage without <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbs<<else>>hands<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>unconsciously lets $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> fall to $his crotch, but catches $himself and doesn't quite shield $his pussy<<else>>unconsciously reaches around behind $himself, not quite shielding $his anus with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>>. $His lower lip quivers, and $he tries to control $himself out of fear, but finally loses composure and bursts into tears.
 			<<case "repressed">>
 				that being a whore is a sin. $He starts to cry quietly. $He tries to get $himself back under control, out of fear, but finally wails and dissolves into prayers intermixed with sobbing.
 			<<case "idealistic">>
diff --git a/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw b/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw
index 02697fe07de..7f11399fb5f 100644
--- a/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw
+++ b/src/facilities/nursery/childInteract.tw
@@ -93,7 +93,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	</span>
-	<<if ($activeChild.amp == 0 || $activeChild.amp == -3 || $activeChild.amp == -5) && $PC.dick == 1 && ($activeChild.missingLegs != 3)>>
+	<<if ($activeChild.amp == 0 || $activeChild.amp == -3 || $activeChild.amp == -5) && $PC.dick == 1 && (hasAnyLegs($activeChild))>>
 		| <<link "Get a footjob">><<replace "#miniscene">><<set $childSex = 1>><<include "FFeet">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
 
@@ -263,7 +263,7 @@
 	<<if ($activeChild.rivalryTarget != 0) && canWalk($activeChild)>>
 		| <<link "Abuse $his rival with $him">><<replace "#miniscene">><<set $childSex = 1>><<include "FRival">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken") && (($activeChild.missingArms != 3) || ($activeChild.voice != 0)) && $activeChild.accent != 4>>
+	<<if ($activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken") && ((hasAnyArms($activeChild)) || ($activeChild.voice != 0)) && $activeChild.accent != 4>>
 		| <<link "Ask $him about $his feelings">><<replace "#miniscene">><<set $childSex = 1>><<include "FFeelings">><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<</replace>><</link>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeChild.devotion >= 100 && $activeChild.relationship < 0 && $activeChild.relationship > -3>>
@@ -498,14 +498,14 @@
 | <<link "Neck corset">><<set $activeChild.collar = "neck corset">><<replace "#collar">>$activeChild.collar<</replace>><</link>>
 | <<link "Porcelain mask">><<set $activeChild.collar = "porcelain mask">><<replace "#collar">>$activeChild.collar<</replace>><</link>>
 
-<<if $activeChild.missingArms != 3>>
+<<if hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>
 	<br>Arm accessory: ''<span id="armAccessory">$activeChild.armAccessory</span>.''
 	<<link "None">><<set $activeChild.armAccessory = "none">><<replace "#armAccessory">>$activeChild.armAccessory<</replace>><</link>>
 	| <<link "Hand Gloves">><<set $activeChild.armAccessory = "hand gloves">><<replace "#armAccessory">>$activeChild.armAccessory<</replace>><</link>>
 	| <<link "Elbow Gloves">><<set $activeChild.armAccessory = "elbow gloves">><<replace "#armAccessory">>$activeChild.armAccessory<</replace>><</link>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 3>>
+<<if hasAnyLegs($activeChild)>>
 	<br>Shoes: ''<span id="shoes">$activeChild.shoes</span>.''
 	<<link "Go barefoot">><<set $activeChild.shoes = "none">><<replace "#shoes">>$activeChild.shoes<</replace>><</link>>
 	| <<link "Flats">><<set $activeChild.shoes = "flats">><<replace "#shoes">>$activeChild.shoes<</replace>><</link>>
@@ -941,7 +941,7 @@ Typical reward: ''<span id="standardReward">$activeChild.standardReward</span>.'
 <br>Non-assignment orgasm rules: ''<span id="releaseRules">$activeChild.releaseRules</span>.''
 <<link "Permit masturbation and interslave sex">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "permissive">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
 <<link "Let $him get off with other slaves">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "sapphic">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
-<<if $activeChild.missingArms != 3 && $activeChild.fuckdoll == 0 && $activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken">>
+<<if hasAnyArms($activeChild) && $activeChild.fuckdoll == 0 && $activeChild.fetish != "mindbroken">>
 	<<link "Restrict $him to masturbation only">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "masturbation">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
 <</if>>
 <<link "Only with you">><<set $activeChild.releaseRules = "restrictive">><<replace "#releaseRules">>$activeChild.releaseRules<</replace>><</link>> |
diff --git a/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw b/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw
index 231701b6665..9628c7d7306 100644
--- a/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw
+++ b/src/facilities/nursery/longChildDescription.tw
@@ -881,7 +881,7 @@ is
 
 <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 
-<<if ($activeChild.amp != 0 || $activeChild.missingArms != 0 || $activeChild.missingLegs != 0)>>
+<<if ($activeChild.amp != 0 || !hasBothArms($activeChild) || !hasBothLegs($activeChild))>>
 	<<= App.Desc.amputee($activeChild)>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1081,17 +1081,17 @@ $He is
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $activeChild.amp == 0 && $activeChild.missingArms != 3>>
+<<if $activeChild.amp == 0 && hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>
 	<<if $activeChild.weight > 190>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 0>>a <</if>>hugely thick arm<<if $activeChild.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> with sagging fat rolls and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>hugely thick arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with sagging fat rolls and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 160>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 0>>a <</if>>thick arm<<if $activeChild.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> with drooping fat folds and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>thick arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with drooping fat folds and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 130>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 0>>a <</if>>plump arm<<if $activeChild.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>plump arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 97>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 0>>a <</if>>chubby arm<<if $activeChild.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>chubby arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<<else>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 0>>a <</if>>normal arm<<if $activeChild.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>a <</if>>normal arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeChild.muscles > 95>>
 		huge muscles<<if $activeChild.weight > 95>> hidden beneath $his soft flesh<</if>>.
@@ -1111,7 +1111,7 @@ $He is
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $activeChild.skill.combat > 0>>
-		$He is @@.aquamarine;skilled at combat:@@ $he is comfortable with the use of modern firearms and edged weapons, and $his hands <<if $activeChild.amp == -4>>would be deadly weapons even if they weren't full of deadly weapons already<<elseif $activeChild.missingArms > 0>>would be deadly weapons if $he had <<if $activeChild.missingArms == 3>>any<<else>>more than one<</if>><<else>>are deadly weapons<</if>>.
+		$He is @@.aquamarine;skilled at combat:@@ $he is comfortable with the use of modern firearms and edged weapons, and $his hands <<if $activeChild.amp == -4>>would be deadly weapons even if they weren't full of deadly weapons already<<elseif !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>would be deadly weapons if $he had <<if !hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>any<<else>>more than one<</if>><<else>>are deadly weapons<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1123,19 +1123,19 @@ $He is
 
 <<pregnancyDescription>>
 
-<<if $activeChild.amp == 0 && $activeChild.missingLegs != 3>>
+<<if $activeChild.amp == 0 && hasAnyLegs($activeChild)>>
 	<<if $activeChild.weight > 190>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>an <</if>>extremely fat leg<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> with <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>an <</if>>immense soft, rather uneven thigh<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>an <</if>>extremely fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>an <</if>>immense soft, rather uneven thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 160>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>very fat leg<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> with <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>massively thick, soft, somewhat uneven thigh<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>very fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>massively thick, soft, somewhat uneven thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 130>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>fat leg<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> with <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>hugely thick, soft thigh<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>hugely thick, soft thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 97>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>fat leg<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> with <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>thick, soft thigh<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>thick, soft thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<elseif $activeChild.weight > 95>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>normal leg<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> with <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>thick, soft thigh<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>normal leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>thick, soft thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and
 	<<else>>
-		$He has <<if $activeChild.missingLegs != 0>>a <</if>>relatively normal leg<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and thigh<<if $activeChild.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> with
+		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>a <</if>>relatively normal leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> and thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeChild)>>s<</if>> with
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $activeChild.muscles > 95>>
 		huge muscles<<if $activeChild.weight > 95>> hidden beneath $his soft flab<</if>>.
@@ -1260,9 +1260,9 @@ $He is
 	<<elseif $activeChild.underArmHStyle == "shaved">>
 		$His armpits appear hairless, but closer inspection reveals light, $activeChild.underArmHColor stubble.
 	<<elseif $activeChild.underArmHStyle == "neat">>
-		$His armpit hair is neatly trimmed <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 0>>since <<if $activeChild.missingArms != 3>>at least half<<else>>it<</if>> is always in full view<<else>>to not be visible unless $he lifts $his arms<</if>>.
+		$His armpit hair is neatly trimmed <<if !hasBothArms($activeChild)>>since <<if hasAnyArms($activeChild)>>at least half<<else>>it<</if>> is always in full view<<else>>to not be visible unless $he lifts $his arms<</if>>.
 	<<elseif $activeChild.underArmHStyle == "bushy">>
-		$His $activeChild.underArmHColor armpit hair has been allowed to grow freely, <<if $activeChild.missingArms == 3>>creating two bushy patches under where $his arms used to be<<else>>so it can be seen poking out from under $his arm<<if $activeChild.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> at all times<</if>>.
+		$His $activeChild.underArmHColor armpit hair has been allowed to grow freely, <<if $activeChild.missingArms == 3>>creating two bushy patches under where $his arms used to be<<else>>so it can be seen poking out from under $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeChild)>>s<</if>> at all times<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1297,13 +1297,13 @@ $He is
 	<<if $activeChild.fuckdoll == 0>>
 		<<collarDescription>>
 		<<if ($activeChild.relationship > 4)>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
 				$He has a simple gold band on the little finger of $his <<if $activeChild.missingArms == 1>>right<<else>>left<</if>> hand.
 			<<else>>
 				$He has a simple gold band on a length of chain around $his neck.
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeChild.relationship == -3)>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>
 				$He has a simple steel band on the little finger of $his <<if $activeChild.missingArms == 1>>right<<else>>left<</if>> hand.
 			<<else>>
 				$He has a simple steel band on a length of cord around $his neck.
@@ -1374,49 +1374,49 @@ $He is
 			$He smells of sexual fluids and $his breasts are slightly swollen. The fertility drugs have $him ready to be impregnated.
 		<</if>>
 	<<case "intensive breast injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "hyper breast injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his tits uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms under the unfamiliar weight on $his chest<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his breasts as the mammary and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "intensive butt injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "hyper butt injections">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his butt uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight on $his backside<</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully stretching $his buttocks as the muscular and adipose tissue underneath grows explosively.
 	<<case "intensive penis enhancement">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
 	<<case "intensive testicle enhancement">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a bead of cum forms on tip of $his dick. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a bead of cum forms on tip of $his dick. The A-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 	<<case "hyper penis enhancement">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>> uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms against the unfamiliar weight in $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>><</if>>. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully lengthening and thickening $his <<if ($activeChild.dick > 0)>>dick<<else>>clit<</if>>.
 	<<case "hyper testicle enhancement">>
 		<<if $activeChild.balls < 20>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum drools from the tip of $his dick. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum drools from the tip of $his dick. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<<elseif $activeChild.balls >= 50>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a thick cascade of cum pours from the tip of $his cock. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as a thick cascade of cum pours from the tip of $his cock. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<<elseif $activeChild.balls >= 37>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum freely flows from the tip of $his cock, pooling under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as cum freely flows from the tip of $his cock, pooling under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<<elseif $activeChild.balls >= 20>>
-			<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as precum pools under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the pressure in $his balls<</if>> as precum pools under $him. The HA-HGH must be having an effect, painfully expanding $his testicles.
 		<</if>>
 	<<case "female hormone injections" "male hormone injections">>
 		$He looks very ill, likely a side effect of the extreme hormone injections.
 	<<case "appetite suppressors">>
 		Despite how little $he has been eating lately, $his stomach barely growls at all.
 	<<case "penis atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his dick uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his dick<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his dick.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his dick uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his dick<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his dick.
 	<<case "testicle atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his balls<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his testicles.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his balls uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his balls<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his testicles.
 	<<case "clitoris atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his clit uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his clit<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his clitoris.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his clit uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his clit<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his clitoris.
 	<<case "labia atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his pussy uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his cunt<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his labia.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his pussy uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his cunt<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his labia.
 	<<case "nipple atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his nipples uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his breasts<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his nipples.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his nipples uncomfortably<<else>>$He squirms in response to the discomfort in $his breasts<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his nipples.
 	<<case "lip atrophiers">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He massages $his lips uncomfortably<<else>>$He licks $his lips uncomfortably<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his lips.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He massages $his lips uncomfortably<<else>>$He licks $his lips uncomfortably<</if>>. The A-TRPH must be having an effect, painfully causing $his body to atrophy $his lips.
 	<<case "breast redistributors">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his breasts' adipose tissue to $his middle.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his breasts' adipose tissue to $his middle.
 	<<case "butt redistributors">>
-		<<if ($activeChild.missingArms != 3)>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his buttock's adipose tissue to $his middle.
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeChild))>>$He pinches at the fat building on $his belly and lets off a sigh<<else>>$He squirms under the added weight building on $his belly<</if>>. The RDST-D must be having an effect, encouraging $his body to redistribute $his buttock's adipose tissue to $his middle.
 	<<case "sag-B-gone">>
 		$His breasts are shiny from the layer of anti-sag cream rubbed onto them. They might be a little perkier, or not.
 	<<default>>
@@ -1429,9 +1429,9 @@ $He is
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityAnus) && ($activeChild.chastityPenis) && ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
 				aphrodisiacs, but is wearing a chastity belt and cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with extreme sexual frustration, desperately trying to relieve $himself, but only managing to stir up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut, strengthening their effects even more.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0) && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>> $His frantic masturbation forces $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
 				aphrodisiacs, has<<if $seeDicks > 0>> no penis and<</if>> no vagina, and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he
 				<<if $activeChild.anus == 0>>
@@ -1440,7 +1440,7 @@ $He is
 					uses <<if $activeChild.anus > 2>>$his entire hand, formed into a beak shape,<<elseif $activeChild.anus > 1>>two fingers<<else>>a finger<</if>> to fuck $his own ass. $His frantic attempts force $his distended middle to jiggle obscenely, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation")>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
 				aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he desperately presents $his open mouth, $his breasts, $his crotch, and $his anus in turn, hoping that something will entice you to give $him relief.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
@@ -1455,9 +1455,9 @@ $He is
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityAnus) && ($activeChild.chastityPenis) && ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
 				aphrodisiacs, but is wearing a chastity belt and cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with extreme sexual frustration, desperately trying to relieve $himself.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0) && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
 				aphrodisiacs, has<<if $seeDicks > 0>> no penis and<</if>> no vagina, and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he
 				<<if $activeChild.anus == 0>>
@@ -1466,7 +1466,7 @@ $He is
 					uses <<if $activeChild.anus > 2>>$his entire hand, formed into a beak shape,<<elseif $activeChild.anus > 1>>two fingers<<else>>a finger<</if>> to fuck $his own ass.
 				<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation")>>
-				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
+				aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he rubs $his clit with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while $he fingers $his anus with the other<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
 				aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he stands before you $he desperately presents $his open mouth, $his breasts, $his crotch, and $his anus in turn, hoping that something will entice you to give $him relief.<<if canPenetrate($activeChild)>> $His cock is painfully erect.<</if>>
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
@@ -1480,11 +1480,11 @@ $He is
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.chastityAnus) && ($activeChild.chastityPenis) && ($activeChild.chastityVagina)>>
 				$He's on aphrodisiacs, but is wearing a chastity belt and cannot touch $himself. $He writhes with sexual frustration.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0) && ($activeChild.vagina == -1)>>
-				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
+				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation") && ($activeChild.dick != 0)>>
-				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
+				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his shaft and pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.releaseRules == "permissive" || $activeChild.releaseRules == "masturbation")>>
-				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his pussy with <<if ($activeChild.missingArms == 0)>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
+				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he idly rubs $his pussy with <<if (hasBothArms($activeChild))>>one hand while the other pinches a nipple<<else>>$his hand<</if>>.
 			<<elseif ($activeChild.dick != 0) && canPenetrate($activeChild)>>
 				$He's on aphrodisiacs and is not allowed to masturbate, so as $he obeys your commands $he shifts $his weight uncomfortably. $His erect dick sways as $he does.
 			<<else>>
diff --git a/src/js/slaveSummaryWidgets.js b/src/js/slaveSummaryWidgets.js
index 81110a4541c..03374fcc76c 100644
--- a/src/js/slaveSummaryWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/slaveSummaryWidgets.js
@@ -249,7 +249,7 @@ window.SlaveSummaryUncached = (function() {
 				if (slave.missingArms !== 3) {
 					long_arms(slave, dressingBlock);
 				}
-				if (slave.missingLegs !== 3) {
+				if (hasAnyLegs(slave)) {
 					long_legs(slave, dressingBlock);
 					long_shoes(slave, dressingBlock);
 				}
diff --git a/src/js/summaryWidgets.js b/src/js/summaryWidgets.js
index f1b09ed4129..65a69208413 100644
--- a/src/js/summaryWidgets.js
+++ b/src/js/summaryWidgets.js
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ window.SlaveStatClamp = function SlaveStatClamp(slave) {
 	if (slave.foreskin === undefined) {
 		slave.foreskin = 0;
 	}
-	if ((slave.amp !== 0 || slave.missingLegs === 3) && slave.heels === 1) {
+	if ((slave.amp !== 0 || !hasAnyLegs(slave)) && slave.heels === 1) {
 		slave.heels = 0;
 	}
 	if (slave.vagina < 0 && slave.mpreg === 0 && slave.preg === -1) {
diff --git a/src/js/surgery.js b/src/js/surgery.js
index 9b459b5d54d..a10d19c6e66 100644
--- a/src/js/surgery.js
+++ b/src/js/surgery.js
@@ -597,7 +597,7 @@ window.beginFuckdoll = function(slave) {
 	slave.choosesOwnClothes = 0;
 	slave.clothes = "a Fuckdoll suit";
 	slave.collar = "none";
-	if ((slave.missingLegs !== 3) || (slave.shoes !== "none")) {
+	if ((!hasAnyLegs(slave)) || (slave.shoes !== "none")) {
 		slave.shoes = "heels";
 	}
 	slave.armAccessory = "none";
diff --git a/src/js/walkPastJS.js b/src/js/walkPastJS.js
index 1d276aabe9a..2a51f6053a0 100644
--- a/src/js/walkPastJS.js
+++ b/src/js/walkPastJS.js
@@ -235,7 +235,7 @@ window.loverSlave = function(activeSlave) {
 						t += `having loud buttsex ${_fuckSpot}. ${name} is such an anal addict that ${he} wants it all the time, and ${partnerName} does ${his2} best to keep ${his2} ${activeSlaveRel} satisfied. `;
 						if (activeSlave.anus > 0 && canDoAnal(activeSlave)) {
 							t += `${name} is `;
-							if (activeSlave.missingLegs === 0) {
+							if (hasBothLegs(activeSlave)) {
 								t += `down on ${his} knees in front of ${partnerName}, taking `;
 							} else {
 								t += `ass up in front of ${partnerName}, taking `;
@@ -2326,18 +2326,18 @@ window.buttWatch = function(slave) {
 			break;
 		case "uncomfortable straps":
 			t += `A strap passes between ${his} `;
-			if (slave.missingLegs === 0) {
+			if (hasBothLegs(slave)) {
 				t += `legs, giving ${his} gait an awkward sway.`;
-			} else if (slave.missingLegs === 3) {
+			} else if (!hasAnyLegs(slave)) {
 				t += `ass cheeks and along ${his} perineum, pressing against ${his} genitals.`;
 			} else {
 				t += `leg stumps, pressing against ${his} genitals.`;
 			}
 			break;
 		case "shibari ropes":
-			if (slave.missingLegs === 0) {
+			if (hasBothArms(slave)) {
 				t += `Ropes bind ${his} legs, giving ${his} gait an awkward sway.`;
-			} else if (slave.missingLegs === 3) {
+			} else if (!hasAnyArms(slave)) {
 				t += `A rope passes between ${his} leg stumps, pressing against ${his} genitals.`;
 			} else {
 				t += `A rope runs along ${his} perineum, pressing against ${his} genitals.`;
diff --git a/src/npc/fBeg.tw b/src/npc/fBeg.tw
index d987d1183f5..28a01103376 100644
--- a/src/npc/fBeg.tw
+++ b/src/npc/fBeg.tw
@@ -422,13 +422,13 @@ You give $him permission to speak, and tell $him that $he may beg $his <<= Writt
 				<</if>>
 				I ju<<s>>t need your cock in my mo<<s>>t u<<s>>eful fuckhole, plea<<s>>e!"
 			<<case "boobs">>
-				$He <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>leans $his head back and juts out $his tits, raising<<else>>takes $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> and presses $his tits together, lifting<</if>> them to display for you $his primary purpose in life.
+				$He <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>leans $his head back and juts out $his tits, raising<<else>>takes $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> and presses $his tits together, lifting<</if>> them to display for you $his primary purpose in life.
 				<<if ($activeSlave.lactation > 0)>>
-					More milk <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>dribbles<<else>>squirts<</if>> from each teat as $he bears them.
+					More milk <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>dribbles<<else>>squirts<</if>> from each teat as $he bears them.
 				<</if>>
 				"I beg of you, <<Master>>, I need you to u<<s>>e my tit<<s>>. <<S>>uck them, <<s>>queeze them, fuck them, I cannot cum without you u<<s>>ing my <<s>>lave tit<<s>>! I am nothing more than a walking tit-carrier, and my only purpo<<s>>e i<<s>> to offer the<<s>>e brea<<s>>t<<s>> to you."
 			<<case "pregnant">>
-				$He begins to <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>caress<<else>>stick out<</if>> $his stomach. "U<<s>>e me a<<s>> your breeder, <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e! I ju<<s>>t want to be filled with your <<s>>eed forever!"
+				$He begins to <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>caress<<else>>stick out<</if>> $his stomach. "U<<s>>e me a<<s>> your breeder, <<Master>>, plea<<s>>e! I ju<<s>>t want to be filled with your <<s>>eed forever!"
 			<<default>>
 				$He kneels with $his legs far spread. "Use my fuckhole <<Master>>, I beg you. Plea<<s>>e, I need you to fuck me!"
 			<</switch>>
diff --git a/src/npc/fDance.tw b/src/npc/fDance.tw
index 7c613466bd7..2cc4a83b86e 100644
--- a/src/npc/fDance.tw
+++ b/src/npc/fDance.tw
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 You tell $assistantName to summon $activeSlave.slaveName and set some erotic music. When your slave arrives, $he finds the lights in your office flashing club colors. You gesture towards the platform in the center of your office and tell $him to dance for you.
 
 <<if ($activeSlave.skill.entertainment > 99)>>
-	$He slides $his ass gracefully unto the stage, then dramatically raises $his elongated legs one at a time onto the platform. Circling to $his knees, $he raises $his ass in the air <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>and glides $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> up $his legs <</if>>as $he stands upright.
+	$He slides $his ass gracefully unto the stage, then dramatically raises $his elongated legs one at a time onto the platform. Circling to $his knees, $he raises $his ass in the air <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>and glides $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> up $his legs <</if>>as $he stands upright.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.skill.entertainment > 60)>>
 	$He takes $his rightful place on your stage.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.skill.entertainment > 40)>>
@@ -775,7 +775,7 @@ But it's not over yet. You tell your slave that it's time to incorporate some st
 					half-corset to force $his boobs up and forward.
 				<</if>>
 			<<case "a chattel habit">>
-				$activeSlave.slaveName's chattel habit's scapular covers $his shoulders<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>> and arm<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>><</if>>, but is open in front, leaving $his
+				$activeSlave.slaveName's chattel habit's scapular covers $his shoulders<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>> and arm<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>><</if>>, but is open in front, leaving $his
 				<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
 					boobs completely bare. It tucks into a golden belt, though this is buried under $his breasts.
 				<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 300>>
diff --git a/src/npc/fRelation.tw b/src/npc/fRelation.tw
index 3a02051256c..55c67b1a6d8 100644
--- a/src/npc/fRelation.tw
+++ b/src/npc/fRelation.tw
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ You call both $activeSlave.slaveName and $slaves[$partner].slaveName to your off
 	$activeSlave.slaveName is a lot more ready and willing for this than $slaves[$partner].slaveName, so<<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>while getting into a strap-on,<</if>> you sit $him on the couch and make $slaves[$partner].slaveName sit on $his lap, facing $him. In this position, $activeSlave.slaveName can reach around and spread $his _partnerRel's <<if $seeRace == 1>>$slaves[$partner].race <</if>>buttocks for _him2, controlling _him2 all the while in case _he2 has hesitations about this. $slaves[$partner].slaveName knows that _he2's trapped, and lets _his2 _activeSlaveRel hold _his2 ass wide so you can use _him2. They're face to face, and it's not hard to tell that $slaves[$partner].slaveName is glaring daggers at $activeSlave.slaveName. You reward $activeSlave.slaveName for $his obedience and punish $slaves[$partner].slaveName for _his2 resistance by forcing _him2 to suck $activeSlave.slaveName off while you finish using $slaves[$partner].slaveName.
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $slaves[$partner].counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 	<<= VCheck.Partner()>>
-<<elseif canWalk($activeSlave) && canWalk($slaves[$partner]) && ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$partner].devotion > 20) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3) && (_activeSlaveRel == "mother" || _activeSlaveRel == "father")>>
+<<elseif canWalk($activeSlave) && canWalk($slaves[$partner]) && ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$partner].devotion > 20) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (_activeSlaveRel == "mother" || _activeSlaveRel == "father")>>
 	$activeSlave.slaveName gives you a little smile when $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hears<<else>>learns<</if>> you wish to fuck $him and $his _daughter2 $slaves[$partner].slaveName<<if ($PC.dick == 0)>> and <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>acknowledges<</if>> your strap-on<</if>>. On your direction, $activeSlave.slaveName sits on the couch. When $slaves[$partner].slaveName enters, _his2 _activeSlaveRel spreads $his arms and tells _him2 to sit on $his lap. $slaves[$partner].slaveName gets the idea and straddles $him so they're face to face. You take $slaves[$partner].slaveName from behind; _he2 gasps as _he2 feels _his2 _activeSlaveRel's hand<<if (_activeSlaveRel.missingArms == 0)>>s<</if>> stimulate _him2 from the front. They make out shamelessly while you take your pleasure. When you finish, $activeSlave.slaveName lies down on the couch so $slaves[$partner].slaveName can ride $his <<if $seeRace == 1>>$activeSlave.race <</if>>face. As $he sucks the cum out of $his _daughter2's sopping fuckhole, $slaves[$partner].slaveName sucks you hard again. In the mood for something harder this time, you jam yourself into the older $activeSlave.slaveName. $slaves[$partner].slaveName gets off $activeSlave.slaveName's face so _he2 can offer _himself2 for fondling and groping while you pound $activeSlave.slaveName. After you're done, $slaves[$partner].slaveName returns _his2 _activeSlaveRel's affection and gives $him some gentle oral as the older slave lies there exhausted.
 	<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 2, $slaves[$partner].counter.oral += 2, $oralTotal += 2>>
 	<<= VCheck.Both()>>
diff --git a/src/npc/fRival.tw b/src/npc/fRival.tw
index a4106733479..070e67c5f91 100644
--- a/src/npc/fRival.tw
+++ b/src/npc/fRival.tw
@@ -17,10 +17,10 @@ $slaves[$partner].slaveName sees $activeSlave.slaveName as _he2 enters and looks
 <<if ($slaves[$partner].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina < 0)>>
 	Since _he2's a sissy bitch and an anal virgin, you tell _him2 to bend over and <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>give you head<<else>>suck your dick<</if>>. _He2 does, and once _he2's working away, you tell $activeSlave.slaveName to come over and start spanking. $slaves[$partner].slaveName begins to lift _his2 head as though to protest, so you shove _him2 back down onto your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>pussy<<else>>cock<</if>>, gagging and struggling. $activeSlave.slaveName administers a series of cruel slaps to the quivering <<if $seeRace == 1>>$slaves[$partner].race <</if>>buttocks in front of $him, making your victim yell delightfully into your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>womanhood<<else>>member<</if>>. After a short time $activeSlave.slaveName decides to be even crueler, and begins to 'miss' frequently, hitting $slaves[$partner].slaveName's limp dick instead of _his2 ass.
 	<<set $slaves[$partner].counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
-<<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina == 0) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+<<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina == 0) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 	Since _he2's a virgin, you tell _him2 to bend over and <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>give you head<<else>>suck your dick<</if>>. _He2 does, and once _he2's working away, you tell $activeSlave.slaveName to come over and start spanking. $slaves[$partner].slaveName begins to lift _his2 head as though to protest, so you shove _him2 back down onto your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>pussy<<else>>cock<</if>>, gagging and struggling. $activeSlave.slaveName administers a series of cruel slaps to the quivering <<if $seeRace == 1>>$slaves[$partner].race <</if>>buttocks in front of $him, making your victim yell delightfully into your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>womanhood<<else>>member<</if>>. After a short time $activeSlave.slaveName decides to be even crueler, and begins to 'miss' frequently, hitting $slaves[$partner].slaveName's poor pussy instead of _his2 ass.
 	<<set $slaves[$partner].counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
-<<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0) && canPenetrate($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+<<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0) && canPenetrate($activeSlave) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 	You tell _him2 to bend over and <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>give you head<<else>>suck your dick<</if>>. _He2 does, and once _he2's working away, you tell $activeSlave.slaveName to use the bitch. $slaves[$partner].slaveName begins to lift _his2 head as though to protest, so you shove _him2 back down onto your <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>pussy<<else>>cock<</if>>, gagging and struggling. $activeSlave.slaveName lands a slap on the <<if $seeRace == 1>>$slaves[$partner].race <</if>>butt in front of $him as $he lines $his turgid dick up with $slaves[$partner].slaveName's pussy. $He sinks in with a sigh and begins to enjoy $himself, using slaps and pinches to ensure that of the two slaves, the fun is entirely on $his side.
 	<<set $slaves[$partner].counter.vaginal++, $slaves[$partner].counter.oral++, $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $vaginalTotal++, $oralTotal++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 <<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus == 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ $slaves[$partner].slaveName sees $activeSlave.slaveName as _he2 enters and looks
 <<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus > 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0) && canPenetrate($activeSlave)>>
 	You <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>step into a strap-on and tell _him2 to ride it<<else>>tell _him2 to ride your dick<</if>>, facing you. _He2 does, with some trepidation, which increases when you reach behind _him2 and spread _his2 buttocks as wide as they'll go. With _him2 pinned, you tell $activeSlave.slaveName to come over and join you. $activeSlave.slaveName comes over, stroking $himself hard. You squeeze $slaves[$partner].slaveName's buttocks together and then spread them again, forcing _his2 anus to wink invitingly. You stop $slaves[$partner].slaveName's abortive humping and hold _his2 hips in place while $activeSlave.slaveName gets $his cock up $his ass. Once $he's set, off the two of you go, with poor $slaves[$partner].slaveName gasping and grimacing as _he2 gets it rough in both holes.
 	<<set $slaves[$partner].counter.vaginal++, $slaves[$partner].counter.anal++, $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $vaginalTotal++, $analTotal++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
-<<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus > 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+<<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus > 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0) && ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 	You <<if ($PC.dick == 0)>>step into a strap-on and tell _him2 to ride it<<else>>tell _him2 to ride your dick<</if>>, facing you. _He2 does, with some trepidation, which increases when you reach behind _him2 and spread _his2 buttocks as wide as they'll go. With _him2 pinned, you tell $activeSlave.slaveName to come over and join you. $activeSlave.slaveName comes over, stroking $himself hard, not certain what you mean, since $his cock is useless. To make it clear, you push two fingers into $slaves[$partner].slaveName's butt, finger fucking _his2 asshole until $activeSlave.slaveName takes over. Once $he's set, off the two of you go, with poor $slaves[$partner].slaveName gasping and grimacing as _he2 gets it rough in both holes. $activeSlave.slaveName uses as many fingers as $he can, always at least one more than $slaves[$partner].slaveName would like.
 	<<set $slaves[$partner].counter.vaginal++, $slaves[$partner].counter.anal++, $activeSlave.counter.penetrative++, $vaginalTotal++, $analTotal++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 <<elseif ($slaves[$partner].anus > 0) && ($slaves[$partner].vagina > 0)>>
diff --git a/src/player/actions/fCaress.tw b/src/player/actions/fCaress.tw
index 505d0709395..9af250d6eaa 100644
--- a/src/player/actions/fCaress.tw
+++ b/src/player/actions/fCaress.tw
@@ -79,19 +79,19 @@ Then, you gently tilt $his <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>overwhelmingly stunning<
 <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken")>>
 	$His posture doesn't change. $He initially only reacts slightly to your physical touch but then stops reacting completely. When you stop, $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes track the movements of your hands briefly but then stare blankly ahead of $him, awaiting further use of $his body.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.relationship == -2)>>
-	$His eyes gradually close and $he slowly leans $his head back, relaxing as $he feels your caress. $He gently gasps as $he feels your warm <<if $PC.title == 1>>manly<<else>>feminine<</if>> hand. When you finally stop gently caressing $him, $his eyes remain closed and $his mouth still in a rapturous shape for a moment before $he slowly opens $his eyes and smiles at you, $he has an eager look on $his face.<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>> A hand reaches dumbly up to $his face mimicking your last movements.<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dreamily.<</if>> $He looks as though $he wants much more than your mere caress.
+	$His eyes gradually close and $he slowly leans $his head back, relaxing as $he feels your caress. $He gently gasps as $he feels your warm <<if $PC.title == 1>>manly<<else>>feminine<</if>> hand. When you finally stop gently caressing $him, $his eyes remain closed and $his mouth still in a rapturous shape for a moment before $he slowly opens $his eyes and smiles at you, $he has an eager look on $his face.<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>> A hand reaches dumbly up to $his face mimicking your last movements.<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dreamily.<</if>> $He looks as though $he wants much more than your mere caress.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
-	As you start to touch $his <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>gorgeous<<elseif $activeSlave.face > 10>>lovely<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= -10>>pretty<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= -40>>homely<<else>>ugly<</if>> face, $he smiles at you and takes your hand in $hers, following its movements. $He tries hard to stop $himself from losing $himself in your masterful hands. $He takes $his tendency towards sexual dominance right up to the edge of insubordination, when $he starts to caress your face in turn. When you finally stop, $his eyes are closed and $he's smiling. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he liked that.<<else>>"That wa<<s>> fun, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s cheerfully.<</if>> $He looks at you, $his eyes almost begging you to give $him more than your mere caress.
+	As you start to touch $his <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>gorgeous<<elseif $activeSlave.face > 10>>lovely<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= -10>>pretty<<elseif $activeSlave.face >= -40>>homely<<else>>ugly<</if>> face, $he smiles at you and takes your hand in $hers, following its movements. $He tries hard to stop $himself from losing $himself in your masterful hands. $He takes $his tendency towards sexual dominance right up to the edge of insubordination, when $he starts to caress your face in turn. When you finally stop, $his eyes are closed and $he's smiling. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he liked that.<<else>>"That wa<<s>> fun, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s cheerfully.<</if>> $He looks at you, $his eyes almost begging you to give $him more than your mere caress.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
-	$He stiffens at your touch but slowly relaxes to your fingers on $his face. As you move your fingers along $his lips, $he reacts almost as though $he's receiving oral. $He starts to gently suck your fingers, moaning into your hand and pressing $himself lewdly against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>prominent breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>.<<if ($activeSlave.teeth == "pointy")>> $He's very careful to avoid spearing your tongue with $his sharp teeth.<</if>> $He achieves a weak orgasm before you stop caressing $him. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate undiminished lust with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate undiminished lust with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he liked that.<<else>>"That wa<<s>> fun, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s lustfully.<</if>> $He looks at you as if $he wants more than your hands touching $him.
+	$He stiffens at your touch but slowly relaxes to your fingers on $his face. As you move your fingers along $his lips, $he reacts almost as though $he's receiving oral. $He starts to gently suck your fingers, moaning into your hand and pressing $himself lewdly against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>prominent breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>.<<if ($activeSlave.teeth == "pointy")>> $He's very careful to avoid spearing your tongue with $his sharp teeth.<</if>> $He achieves a weak orgasm before you stop caressing $him. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate undiminished lust with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate undiminished lust with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he liked that.<<else>>"That wa<<s>> fun, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s lustfully.<</if>> $He looks at you as if $he wants more than your hands touching $him.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50)>>
-	$He accepts your touch with devotion, leaning $his head back at your gentle caress along $his face. $He leans $his body forward, pressing $himself against you, and you feel the intense heat from $his body against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>soft breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>. $He gradually closes $his eyes and when you finally stop, <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>$he runs $his hand delightfully across $his face where you last touched $him,<<else>>there is<</if>> a euphoric look on $his $activeSlave.skin face. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s jubilantly.<</if>> $He looks at you longingly, almost as if $he's bursting to say that $he wants more than your mere caress.
+	$He accepts your touch with devotion, leaning $his head back at your gentle caress along $his face. $He leans $his body forward, pressing $himself against you, and you feel the intense heat from $his body against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>soft breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>. $He gradually closes $his eyes and when you finally stop, <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$he runs $his hand delightfully across $his face where you last touched $him,<<else>>there is<</if>> a euphoric look on $his $activeSlave.skin face. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s jubilantly.<</if>> $He looks at you longingly, almost as if $he's bursting to say that $he wants more than your mere caress.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 20)>>
-	$He accepts your touch willingly. As you are so close to $him, you sense considerable turmoil in the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>; $he's doing $his duty as a slave by complying with your wishes, and is probably struggling with the mixture of resistance, obedience and perhaps even devotion forced to the forefront of $his mind by your touch across $his face. When you finally move your hand away, $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes gaze into yours searchingly, looking for answers that are not there. <<if (($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
+	$He accepts your touch willingly. As you are so close to $him, you sense considerable turmoil in the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>; $he's doing $his duty as a slave by complying with your wishes, and is probably struggling with the mixture of resistance, obedience and perhaps even devotion forced to the forefront of $his mind by your touch across $his face. When you finally move your hand away, $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes gaze into yours searchingly, looking for answers that are not there. <<if ((!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion >= -20) && ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>
-	$He shakes at your touch fearfully. As you move your hand along $his unresisting face, $his eagerness to avoid punishment leads $him to stiffen, $his nervousness is made apparent. You continue stroking $his cheek, enjoying $his fear, and the physical intimacy slowly does its work. $He starts to relax, $his resistance easing and $his eyes start to close. When finally move your hand away, $he looks at you for a long moment, $his eyes darting up at you, before visibly catching $himself with a reminder that $he's a slave and you're $his owner. <<if (($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
+	$He shakes at your touch fearfully. As you move your hand along $his unresisting face, $his eagerness to avoid punishment leads $him to stiffen, $his nervousness is made apparent. You continue stroking $his cheek, enjoying $his fear, and the physical intimacy slowly does its work. $He starts to relax, $his resistance easing and $his eyes start to close. When finally move your hand away, $he looks at you for a long moment, $his eyes darting up at you, before visibly catching $himself with a reminder that $he's a slave and you're $his owner. <<if ((!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.trust < -50)>>
-	$He is nearly frozen with fear, and does not resist as you start to caress $his face. In fact, $he barely reacts at all. $He stares at you as you move your fingers across $his stiff face, but it's like touching a statue. $He is so filled with terror that $he remains stiff even as it becomes clear to $him you're not going to hurt $him. When you bore of touching the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> and move your hand away, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if (($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs spastically, begging fearfully to know if that's it.<<else>>$He asks nervously, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>> Then $he cringes.
+	$He is nearly frozen with fear, and does not resist as you start to caress $his face. In fact, $he barely reacts at all. $He stares at you as you move your fingers across $his stiff face, but it's like touching a statue. $He is so filled with terror that $he remains stiff even as it becomes clear to $him you're not going to hurt $him. When you bore of touching the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> and move your hand away, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if ((!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs spastically, begging fearfully to know if that's it.<<else>>$He asks nervously, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>> Then $he cringes.
 <<else>>
-	$He reflexively turns away from you, but you catch $his head with one hand and slowly but gently move your other hand along $his face. Spluttering, $he leans backwards, but you tip forward with $him and pin $him against your desk, not stopping your gentle touch on $his head. $He tries to wriggle out of your grasp desperately, but $his struggles slowly subside as $he realizes that you're not taking this any farther. When you bore of it and move your hand away, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if (($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes demand an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs irritably, asking whether that's it.<<else>>$He splutters, "I<<s>> that it, <<Master>>!?"<</if>>
+	$He reflexively turns away from you, but you catch $his head with one hand and slowly but gently move your other hand along $his face. Spluttering, $he leans backwards, but you tip forward with $him and pin $him against your desk, not stopping your gentle touch on $his head. $He tries to wriggle out of your grasp desperately, but $his struggles slowly subside as $he realizes that you're not taking this any farther. When you bore of it and move your hand away, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if ((!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>$His eyes demand an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs irritably, asking whether that's it.<<else>>$He splutters, "I<<s>> that it, <<Master>>!?"<</if>>
 <</if>>
diff --git a/src/player/actions/fEmbrace.tw b/src/player/actions/fEmbrace.tw
index 90eb31bafab..64b2393dff1 100644
--- a/src/player/actions/fEmbrace.tw
+++ b/src/player/actions/fEmbrace.tw
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@ You walk around $him and put your hands around $his abdomen,<<if (hasAnyLegs($ac
 <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken")>>
 	$His posture doesn't change. $He initially only reacts slightly to your physical touch but eventually $he relaxes in the warmth of your embrace against $him. You know that this may only be a physiological reaction, nothing more. For a brief moment you think you detect a spark of life in $his dull eyes but just as quickly, it is gone. When you stop, $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes track the movements of your hands briefly but then $he stares blankly ahead of $him, not understanding what is happening.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.relationship == -2)>>
-	In the warmth of your embrace, $he turns towards you, $his passionate <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes staring intently at your face. $He leans closer to you and kisses you as you hold $him. $His heart beats faster and then gradually slows as $he grows accustomed to your body against $hers. Eventually, $he relaxes totally and $his eyes gradually close, melting in your arms. When you finally stop and relax your embrace, $his eyes remain closed and $his mouth still in a rapturous shape for a moment before $he slowly opens $his eyes and smiles at you with a blissful look on $his face. <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>> $His hand reaches to your arms and $he strokes them longingly.<</if>> <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He slowly opens them and does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dreamily.<</if>> $He looks at you, almost begging you with $his eyes that $he wants much more than a mere embrace.
+	In the warmth of your embrace, $he turns towards you, $his passionate <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes staring intently at your face. $He leans closer to you and kisses you as you hold $him. $His heart beats faster and then gradually slows as $he grows accustomed to your body against $hers. Eventually, $he relaxes totally and $his eyes gradually close, melting in your arms. When you finally stop and relax your embrace, $his eyes remain closed and $his mouth still in a rapturous shape for a moment before $he slowly opens $his eyes and smiles at you with a blissful look on $his face. <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>> $His hand reaches to your arms and $he strokes them longingly.<</if>> <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He slowly opens them and does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dreamily.<</if>> $He looks at you, almost begging you with $his eyes that $he wants much more than a mere embrace.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
 	In your soft, warm embrace, $he tries hard to stop $himself from losing $himself in your arms.
 	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
@@ -80,19 +80,19 @@ You walk around $him and put your hands around $his abdomen,<<if (hasAnyLegs($ac
 		When you gently squeeze $him in your arms, $he breathes more heavily before relaxing against you.
 	<</if>>
 	When you finally stop and relax your embrace, $his eyes are closed and $he's smiling blissfully.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He slowly opens them and does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.
+	<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He slowly opens them and does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he liked that.
 	<<else>>"That wa<<s>> fun, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s cheerfully.
 	<</if>>
 	$He eagerly looks at you, $his eyes almost seem to say that $he wants you to give $his <<Master>> more than a mere hug.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50)>>
-	$He sighs devotedly in your arms and slowly relaxes. $He turns towards you, $his doting <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes staring intently at your face. You feel $his heart beating faster against your chest as you softly squeeze your arms tighter. $His hands reach to your arms and $he strokes them longingly as you squeeze. $He gradually closes $his eyes as $he leans $his body against yours, melting in your warm embrace, and you feel the intense heat from $his body against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>soft breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>. When you finally stop, <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$he reaches to your face with $his hand and gently strokes your cheek<<else>>$he turns to you<</if>>, a euphoric look on $his $activeSlave.skin face. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s elatedly.<</if>> $He looks at you longingly, almost as if $he's bursting to say that $he wants more than a mere embrace.
+	$He sighs devotedly in your arms and slowly relaxes. $He turns towards you, $his doting <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes staring intently at your face. You feel $his heart beating faster against your chest as you softly squeeze your arms tighter. $His hands reach to your arms and $he strokes them longingly as you squeeze. $He gradually closes $his eyes as $he leans $his body against yours, melting in your warm embrace, and you feel the intense heat from $his body against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>soft breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>. When you finally stop, <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$he reaches to your face with $his hand and gently strokes your cheek<<else>>$he turns to you<</if>>, a euphoric look on $his $activeSlave.skin face. <<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s elatedly.<</if>> $He looks at you longingly, almost as if $he's bursting to say that $he wants more than a mere embrace.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 20)>>
-	$He willingly gives $himself up to your embracing arms. As you are so close to $him, you sense considerable uneasiness in the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>; $he's doing $his duty as a slave by complying with your wishes, and is probably struggling with the mixture of resistance, obedience and perhaps even devotion forced to the forefront of $his mind by your soft embrace against $his body. $He gradually closes $his eyes in the feeling of your gentle arms. When you finally stop and relax your embrace, $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes open to gaze puzzlingly at you. Even though $he has accepted life as a sex slave, $he looks as though $he is unsure of what to make of this non-sexual physical contact. <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
+	$He willingly gives $himself up to your embracing arms. As you are so close to $him, you sense considerable uneasiness in the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>; $he's doing $his duty as a slave by complying with your wishes, and is probably struggling with the mixture of resistance, obedience and perhaps even devotion forced to the forefront of $his mind by your soft embrace against $his body. $He gradually closes $his eyes in the feeling of your gentle arms. When you finally stop and relax your embrace, $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes open to gaze puzzlingly at you. Even though $he has accepted life as a sex slave, $he looks as though $he is unsure of what to make of this non-sexual physical contact. <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion >= -20) && ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>
-	$He shakes at your touch fearfully. As you softly press $his trembling body against you, $his eagerness to avoid punishment leads $him to stiffen in your arms. While $he continues to shudder, you continue embracing $him, enjoying $his fear, and the physical intimacy slowly does its work. $He starts to relax, $his resistance easing and $his eyes start to close. When you relax your arms for a moment, $he opens $his eyes to look at you for a long moment, $his eyes darting up to your face, before visibly catching $himself with a reminder that $he's a slave and you're $his owner. <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
+	$He shakes at your touch fearfully. As you softly press $his trembling body against you, $his eagerness to avoid punishment leads $him to stiffen in your arms. While $he continues to shudder, you continue embracing $him, enjoying $his fear, and the physical intimacy slowly does its work. $He starts to relax, $his resistance easing and $his eyes start to close. When you relax your arms for a moment, $he opens $his eyes to look at you for a long moment, $his eyes darting up to your face, before visibly catching $himself with a reminder that $he's a slave and you're $his owner. <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.<<else>>$He asks hesitantly, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.trust < -50)>>
-	$He is nearly frozen with fear, and does not resist as you start to squeeze your arms around $him. In fact, $he barely reacts at all. $He stares at your arms as they continue squeezing, but it's like touching a statue. $He is so filled with terror that $he remains stiff even as it becomes clear to $him you're not going to hurt $him. When you bore of embracing the still <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> and release $him, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs spastically, begging fearfully to know if that's it.<<else>>$He asks nervously, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>> Then $he cringes, unsure of what you are going to do next.
+	$He is nearly frozen with fear, and does not resist as you start to squeeze your arms around $him. In fact, $he barely reacts at all. $He stares at your arms as they continue squeezing, but it's like touching a statue. $He is so filled with terror that $he remains stiff even as it becomes clear to $him you're not going to hurt $him. When you bore of embracing the still <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> and release $him, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes beg for an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs spastically, begging fearfully to know if that's it.<<else>>$He asks nervously, "I-i<<s>> that it, <<Master>>?"<</if>> Then $he cringes, unsure of what you are going to do next.
 <<else>>
-	$He reflexively tries to break free from your arms, but you keep $him wrapped in them. Shuddering, $he desperately leans away from you, but you tip forward with $him and pin $him against your desk, continuing your hold on $him. $He tries to wriggle out of your grasp desperately, but $his struggles slowly subside as $he realizes that you're not taking this any farther. When you bore of it and release $him, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes demand an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs irritably, asking whether that's it.<<else>>$He splutters, "I<<s>> that it, <<Master>>!?"<</if>> $He shakes uncontrollably, apprehensive at what you are going to do next.
+	$He reflexively tries to break free from your arms, but you keep $him wrapped in them. Shuddering, $he desperately leans away from you, but you tip forward with $him and pin $him against your desk, continuing your hold on $him. $He tries to wriggle out of your grasp desperately, but $his struggles slowly subside as $he realizes that you're not taking this any farther. When you bore of it and release $him, $he stares at you in utter incomprehension. <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$His eyes demand an answer: is that it?<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>$He signs irritably, asking whether that's it.<<else>>$He splutters, "I<<s>> that it, <<Master>>!?"<</if>> $He shakes uncontrollably, apprehensive at what you are going to do next.
 <</if>>
diff --git a/src/player/actions/fondleBoobs.tw b/src/player/actions/fondleBoobs.tw
index 5131b1eae0a..56309a68de6 100644
--- a/src/player/actions/fondleBoobs.tw
+++ b/src/player/actions/fondleBoobs.tw
@@ -145,13 +145,13 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 	<<else>>
 		flat breasts,
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		$he places $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> on your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>bosom<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>manly chest<</if>> in turn, $his tendency towards sexual dominance encouraging $him to compete with you in fondling each other.
 	<</if>>
 	You both alternate between taking your mouth to $his<<if ($activeSlave.lactation > 0)>> milky<</if>> nipples and $hers to yours, gently nuzzling and nibbling while simultaneously fondling each other all the while. Both of you continue to passionately lick, nibble, stroke and fondle one other until tiredly, $he slows down. When you eventually stop, $he looks up at you happily.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate excitement with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he liked that.
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 	$He moans passionately at the continued stimulation of $his breasts and nipples. When you finally stop, $he reaches up to your face with $his hand and lovingly strokes it, a blissful look on $his $activeSlave.skin face.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he loves you.
@@ -253,7 +253,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 	$He moans passionately at the continued punishment of $his breasts and nipples. Your rough play leaves red marks on $his breasts and nipples and $he becomes even more aroused. When you finally stop $he rubs the marks on $his breasts with $his hands, an ecstatic look on $his $activeSlave.skin face.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate pleasure with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate $his pleasure with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he loves it.
@@ -302,7 +302,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 	$He moans passionately at the continued stimulation of $his breasts and nipples. When you finally stop, $he reaches up to your face with $his hand and lovingly strokes it, a blissful look on $his $activeSlave.skin face.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>face<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he loves you.<<else>>"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s euphorically.
@@ -347,7 +347,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		Moving your head close to $his breasts, you nuzzle on a nipple slit with your lips and even lick it delicately with your tongue. Then you alternate, gently probing the depths of the other nipple. You dig deep into both $his breasts, teasing what was once the tips of $his<<if ($activeSlave.lactation > 0)>> milky<</if>> nipples with your fingers before vigorously fingering $his tits.
 	<</if>>
 	You sense considerable uneasiness in the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>>; $he's doing $his duty as a slave by complying with your wishes, and is probably struggling with the mixture of resistance, obedience and perhaps even devotion forced to the forefront of $his mind by your hands on $his breasts. $He gradually loses $himself in the feeling of your gentle hands. When you finally stop, $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes gaze<<else>>face gazes<</if>> puzzlingly at you. Even though $he has accepted life as a sex slave, $he looks as though $he is unsure of what to make of this.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$His <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes beg<<else>>expression begs<</if>> for an answer: is that it?
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's it.
diff --git a/src/player/actions/fondleButt.tw b/src/player/actions/fondleButt.tw
index 49275354c53..227bf960274 100644
--- a/src/player/actions/fondleButt.tw
+++ b/src/player/actions/fondleButt.tw
@@ -141,7 +141,7 @@ as well as $his
 		couch-like
 	<</if>>
 	buttocks a gentle smack. $He turns to face you, kissing you, but looking at you longingly as if $he wants more.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he loves you.
diff --git a/src/player/actions/fondleDick.tw b/src/player/actions/fondleDick.tw
index c063e57826b..4aeca0479c1 100644
--- a/src/player/actions/fondleDick.tw
+++ b/src/player/actions/fondleDick.tw
@@ -265,7 +265,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 	<<else>>
 		$His prick stiffens like a rod in your hand and you continue your expert strokes along the erect shaft.
 	<</if>>
-	$He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>grabs your wrist with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>jostles against your arm<</if>> and tries to stop it from moving but is unable to and despite $his resistant pulling against you. $He bites $his lip but $he cannot help but moan. Soon $he shudders and leaks $his cockmilk as $he orgasms in your hands. $He looks at you shamefully as you stop moving your hands and get cleaned up.
+	$He <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>grabs your wrist with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>jostles against your arm<</if>> and tries to stop it from moving but is unable to and despite $his resistant pulling against you. $He bites $his lip but $he cannot help but moan. Soon $he shudders and leaks $his cockmilk as $he orgasms in your hands. $He looks at you shamefully as you stop moving your hands and get cleaned up.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "masochist") && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 	$He hurriedly comes over to you, to stand between you and your desk. You lean over while $he lies down upon it, face-up, with $his dick pointed towards you. $He gasps when you slap $his
 	<<if $activeSlave.dick == 1>>
@@ -369,7 +369,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 	<<else>>
 		$His prick stiffens like a rod in your hands and you continue your expert strokes along the erect shaft.
 	<</if>>
-	$He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks into your eyes<<else>>faces you<</if>> furtively while $he <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>grabs your wrist<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>moves $his hips ever so slightly<</if>>, moving to match your hand movements. $He moans and shudders, leaking $his cockmilk as $he orgasms in your hands. $He dutifully looks at you as you stop moving your hands and get cleaned up.
+	$He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks into your eyes<<else>>faces you<</if>> furtively while $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>grabs your wrist<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>moves $his hips ever so slightly<</if>>, moving to match your hand movements. $He moans and shudders, leaking $his cockmilk as $he orgasms in your hands. $He dutifully looks at you as you stop moving your hands and get cleaned up.
 <<else>>
 	$He devotedly comes over and gives you an impassioned kiss. $He smiles and points $his dick towards you. You gently trace your fingers along $his
 	<<if $activeSlave.dick == 1>>
diff --git a/src/player/actions/fondleVagina.tw b/src/player/actions/fondleVagina.tw
index 56604b7bf10..72b189385ac 100644
--- a/src/player/actions/fondleVagina.tw
+++ b/src/player/actions/fondleVagina.tw
@@ -112,7 +112,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 			pretty little clit
 		<</if>>
 		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. As $he becomes more aroused, $he grabs hold of your wrist lightly, moving $his hands along with the motion of your own. $His pussy juices run down $his leg as $he begins to moan audibly<<if (hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>, gently clamping your hand between $his thighs<</if>> as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans loudly as $he shudders in orgasmic joy.
-		<<if (($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && !canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+		<<if ((!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && !canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 			$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes.
 		<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			$He signs that $he loves you.
@@ -140,7 +140,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		<<else>>
 			pretty little clit
 		<</if>>
-		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $His pussy juices run down $his leg as $he begins to moan audibly<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>, grasping your wrist with $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> tightly<</if>> and clamping $his thighs together as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans as $he shudders in an orgasm, almost embarrassed. $He looks into your eyes expectantly.
+		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $His pussy juices run down $his leg as $he begins to moan audibly<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>, grasping your wrist with $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> tightly<</if>> and clamping $his thighs together as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans as $he shudders in an orgasm, almost embarrassed. $He looks into your eyes expectantly.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion >= -20)>>
 		$He clearly dislikes the thought of getting fondled by you. $His lower lip quivers with trepidation as $he watches your hands move towards $him. $He has no choice but to obey if $he wants to avoid punishment. $He gasps and shakes as you gently trace along $his
 		<<if $activeSlave.labia == 1>>
@@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		<<else>>
 			pretty little clit
 		<</if>>
-		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $His pussy juices run down $his leg as $he begins to moan audibly<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>, grasping your wrist with $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> tightly<</if>> and clamping $his thighs together as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans as $he shudders in an orgasm, clearly embarrassed to end up in this position as $he loses control.
+		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $His pussy juices run down $his leg as $he begins to moan audibly<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>, grasping your wrist with $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> tightly<</if>> and clamping $his thighs together as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans as $he shudders in an orgasm, clearly embarrassed to end up in this position as $he loses control.
 	<<else>>
 		As you anticipated, $he refuses to let $himself be groped by you. $He is unable to resist you, also as you expected, when you mention some of the alternatives. $He gasps and shakes as you gently trace along $his
 		<<if $activeSlave.labia == 1>>
@@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		<<else>>
 			cute labia
 		<</if>>
-		with your outstretched fingers, strumming up and down the edges of $his pussylips, then softly rub your fingers along the inner walls with a tender touch, starting slow but gradually increasing the speed of your movements.<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>> $He grabs your wrist with $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> in an effort to stop you but $he is unable to stop your hand from moving for long.<</if>> You occasionally flick $his
+		with your outstretched fingers, strumming up and down the edges of $his pussylips, then softly rub your fingers along the inner walls with a tender touch, starting slow but gradually increasing the speed of your movements.<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>> $He grabs your wrist with $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>> in an effort to stop you but $he is unable to stop your hand from moving for long.<</if>> You occasionally flick $his
 		<<if $activeSlave.clit == 1>>
 			erect clit
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.clit == 2>>
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		<<else>>
 			pretty little clit
 		<</if>>
-		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $He <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>tightly grasps your wrist and<</if>>clamps $his thighs together as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans as $he shudders in an orgasm, gripping tighter and shamefully looking at you as you stop moving your hand.
+		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $He <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>tightly grasps your wrist and<</if>>clamps $his thighs together as you continue to move your hand along $his pussy. $He moans as $he shudders in an orgasm, gripping tighter and shamefully looking at you as you stop moving your hand.
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken")>>
 	Like a doll, $he dumbly remains still, watching your hands move towards $him without any real interest.
@@ -276,7 +276,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		<<else>>
 			cute labia
 		<</if>>
-		with your outstretched fingers, strumming up and down the edges of $his pussylips, then softly rub your fingers along the inner walls with a tender touch, starting slow but gradually increasing the speed of your movements. $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>grabs your wrist<<else>>twists and turns<</if>> to try to stop you but $he is unable to. You occasionally flick $his
+		with your outstretched fingers, strumming up and down the edges of $his pussylips, then softly rub your fingers along the inner walls with a tender touch, starting slow but gradually increasing the speed of your movements. $He <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>grabs your wrist<<else>>twists and turns<</if>> to try to stop you but $he is unable to. You occasionally flick $his
 		<<if $activeSlave.clit == 1>>
 			large clit
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.clit == 2>>
@@ -312,7 +312,7 @@ You call $him over so you can fondle $his
 		<<else>>
 			pretty little clit
 		<</if>>
-		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $He looks into your eyes furtively while<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> $he grabs your wrist with $his hand and<</if>> $he squeezes $his thighs together as $he moans and shudders in an orgasm.
+		and rub it with your fingertips as your hand nears it. $He looks into your eyes furtively while<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> $he grabs your wrist with $his hand and<</if>> $he squeezes $his thighs together as $he moans and shudders in an orgasm.
 	<</if>>
 	$He dutifully <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks at you<<else>>faces<</if>> as you stop moving your hand.
 <<else>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/FSuckle.tw b/src/pregmod/FSuckle.tw
index ee9e7cd64b9..9a533086de8 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/FSuckle.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/FSuckle.tw
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 /* still needed: breast implant support, nipple piercing support */
 
 You <<if _mood == 2>>demand<<else>>beckon<</if>> $activeSlave.slaveName to
-<<if ($activeSlave.missingLegs == 3)>>
+<<if (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>
 	have another slave set $him on the floor close to you.
 <<elseif tooBigBreasts($activeSlave)>>
 	have another slave help $him heft $his tits so $he can take a seat on the floor close to you.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/beastFuck.tw b/src/pregmod/beastFuck.tw
index 53bc2f79ae9..da43fed9120 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/beastFuck.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/beastFuck.tw
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@
 	$activeSlave.slaveName nods $his head dumbly, $his eyes vacant<<if !canSee($activeSlave)>> as always<</if>>.
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $activeSlave.missingLegs != 3>>
+<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.devotion > -20>>
 		<<if ($activeSlave.devotion <= 20) && ($activeSlave.fetish != "mindbroken") && ($activeSlave.fetish != "masochistic") && ($activeSlave.fetish != "humiliation") && ($activeSlave.sexualQuirk != "perverted") && ($activeSlave.behavioralQuirk != "sinful")>>and only the threat of worse punishment prevents $him from <<if canWalk($activeSlave)>>running<<else>>trying to run<</if>> out of the room.<</if>> You have $him <<if ($activeSlave.clothes != "no clothing")>>take off $his clothing and <</if>>kneel down on the floor with $his ass in the air,
 	<<else>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fDick.tw b/src/pregmod/fDick.tw
index 253241d21cc..17f912795ac 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fDick.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fDick.tw
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
 			<</if>>
 			Such audacity takes you entirely by surprise and gives $him the edge $he needs to pull it off. $He vigorously pistons in and out of you with little regard for you<<if $PC.pregKnown == 1>> or your pregnancy<</if>>, fucking you senseless until $he has had enough and cums deep inside your <<if $PC.vagina == 1>>pussy<<else>>ass<</if>>.
 			<<if canImpreg($PC, $activeSlave) && $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy">>
-				<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>Running a hand across<<else>>Grinding against<</if>> your firm belly, $he decides $his job is not yet done and begins reaming you once more, dead set on taking this opportunity to @@.orangered;show you your place by knocking you up with $his child.@@ $He manages to empty $his balls in your womb several more times before exhaustion kicks in, forcing $him to leave you twitching and drooling cum.
+				<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>Running a hand across<<else>>Grinding against<</if>> your firm belly, $he decides $his job is not yet done and begins reaming you once more, dead set on taking this opportunity to @@.orangered;show you your place by knocking you up with $his child.@@ $He manages to empty $his balls in your womb several more times before exhaustion kicks in, forcing $him to leave you twitching and drooling cum.
 				<<= knockMeUp($PC, 100, 0, $activeSlave.ID)>>
 				<<set $activeSlave.counter.penetrative += 5, $penetrativeTotal += 5>>
 			<<else>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fFeet.tw b/src/pregmod/fFeet.tw
index 551f32f0e45..8e5a4689dc0 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fFeet.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fFeet.tw
@@ -303,7 +303,7 @@ You call $activeSlave.slaveName to your office, telling $him to use $his _nounF
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion < -20)>>
 		$He is mostly quiet, but occasionally stifles a moan.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 20 && $activeSlave.sexualFlaw == "shamefast")>>
-		$He <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>hides $his face in $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>><<else>>attempts to hide $his face<</if>> in shame at $his nudity, but occasionally a moan breaks out.
+		$He <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>hides $his face in $his hand<<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>s<</if>><<else>>attempts to hide $his face<</if>> in shame at $his nudity, but occasionally a moan breaks out.
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion <= 20)>>
 		$He seems a bit surprised by the attention, occasionally letting out a moan.
 	<<else>>
@@ -381,14 +381,14 @@ You call $activeSlave.slaveName to your office, telling $him to use $his _nounF
 		As a devoted cumslut, $activeSlave.slaveName eagerly strokes your cock with $his _nounF, delightedly smearing your precum on $his soles. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares at your <<if $PC.balls >= 2>>massive balls with a ravenous gaze, <<elseif $PC.balls >= 1>>large balls with a hungry gaze, <<else>>balls with a steady gaze, <</if>><<else>>gingerly feels the weight of your <<if $PC.balls >= 2>>massive balls <<elseif $PC.balls >= 1>>large balls <<else>>balls <</if>>with $his _nounF, <</if>>shivering in anticipation.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetishStrength >= 60>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName slowly strokes your cock with $his _nounF, getting off on the degrading use of $his _nounF and avoiding your gaze. $He is showing an embarrassed smile<<if (skinToneLevel($activeSlave.skin) > 22)>>, and if $his skin was any lighter you would see $his<<else>> and<</if>> bright blushing cheeks.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetishStrength >= 60 && $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetishStrength >= 60 && hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		As $activeSlave.slaveName deftly strokes your cock with $his _nounF, $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> play<<if !hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> with $his <<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>erect nipples. <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 500>>small chest. <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs >= 18000>>_boobs breasts, though $he can't reach $his nipples. <<else>>_boobs breasts and erect nipples. <</if>> $He is certainly giving you plenty of sexy options for you to watch.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "sadist" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetishStrength >= 60>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName is a sadist, and $his deft footjob toys with the boundaries of pain and pleasure. $His devoted yet belittling <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>gaze carefully watches your face<<else>>expressions are clear as $he feels<</if>> for every reaction.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "dom" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetishStrength >= 60>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName is a dominant and $his skilled _nounF roughly stroke your erect cock, but $he pauses often to rub $his soles on your <<if $PC.balls >= 2>>massive<<elseif $PC.balls >= 0>>large>><</if>> balls so $he doesn't get too aggressive with $his <<= WrittenMaster()>>.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1 && $activeSlave.fetishStrength >= 60>>
-		$activeSlave.slaveName skillfully strokes your cock with $his _nounF<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>,<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>> one of<</if>> $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> roaming across $his _belly belly as $he happily services you<</if>>. $He occasionally pauses to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watch <<else>>feel <</if>>your <<if $PC.balls >= 2>>massive<<elseif $PC.balls >= 0>>large>><</if>> balls churn with sperm, clearly lost in a pregnancy fantasy.
+		$activeSlave.slaveName skillfully strokes your cock with $his _nounF<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>,<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>> one of<</if>> $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> roaming across $his _belly belly as $he happily services you<</if>>. $He occasionally pauses to <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>watch <<else>>feel <</if>>your <<if $PC.balls >= 2>>massive<<elseif $PC.balls >= 0>>large>><</if>> balls churn with sperm, clearly lost in a pregnancy fantasy.
 	<<else>>
 		$activeSlave.slaveName skillfully strokes your cock with $his _nounF, trying $his best to bring you pleasure.
 	<</if>>
@@ -402,7 +402,7 @@ You call $activeSlave.slaveName to your office, telling $him to use $his _nounF
 /*Extra 2: if not mindbroken/immobile, tease with a flash.*/
 <<if $activeSlave.fetish != "mindbroken" && canWalk($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "tease" && $activeSlave.devotion >= 60>>
 	<<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Seeing <<else>>Feeling <</if>>you near your orgasm, $he
-	<<if _footSeed < 40 && $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	<<if _footSeed < 40 && hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.boobs < 300>>
 			presses $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> on $his flat chest,
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs < 500>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fMarry.tw b/src/pregmod/fMarry.tw
index 95f502441cf..18ba42955ed 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fMarry.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fMarry.tw
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ You tell $activeSlave.slaveName that you're going to marry $him. (A proposal, of
 	$He doesn't react.
 	<<set _reactionType = 0>>
 <<elseif $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
-	You're not exactly lacking in ways to make <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$women<<else>><<= $girl>>s<</if>> burst into tears, but this one is unusually effective. When $he's gotten $himself under control again, <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>looking somewhat embarrassed that $he can't wipe $his own tears<<else>>distractedly cuffing away $his tears<</if>> and consciously breathing deeply,
+	You're not exactly lacking in ways to make <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>$women<<else>><<= $girl>>s<</if>> burst into tears, but this one is unusually effective. When $he's gotten $himself under control again, <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>looking somewhat embarrassed that $he can't wipe $his own tears<<else>>distractedly cuffing away $his tears<</if>> and consciously breathing deeply,
 	<<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$he <<say>>s,
 		<<if $activeSlave.relationship != 0>>
@@ -82,7 +82,7 @@ You tell $activeSlave.slaveName that you're going to marry $him. (A proposal, of
 			good <<wife>>,
 		<</if>>
 		<<Master>>. Oh, thank you, <<Master>>," $he blubbers, and starts crying again.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>
+	<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		$he painstakingly mouths $his thanks, since $he cannot speak or use hands to sign.
 		<<if $activeSlave.relationship != 0>>
 			$He struggles to tell you
@@ -164,7 +164,7 @@ You tell $activeSlave.slaveName that you're going to marry $him. (A proposal, of
 				"I need you in my life, <<Master>>, <<s>>o why don't you bend down like the bitch you are and <<if $activeSlave.dick > 0>><<s>>uck my dick<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > -1>>eat me out<<else>>lick my a<<ss>><</if>>, <<Master>>?"
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>
+	<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		$he painstakingly mouths $his displeasure, since $he cannot speak or use hands to sign.
 		<<if $activeSlave.relationship != 0>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.relationship == -1>>
@@ -239,7 +239,7 @@ You tell $activeSlave.slaveName that you're going to marry $him. (A proposal, of
 				"I need you in my life, <<Master>>, but not like thi<<s>>, plea<<s>>e?"
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>
+	<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		$He painstakingly pleads with you, since $he cannot speak or use hands to sign.
 		<<if $activeSlave.relationship != 0>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.relationship == -1>>
@@ -549,7 +549,7 @@ You tell $activeSlave.slaveName that you're going to marry $him. (A proposal, of
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> marries $him to you in a brief ceremony adapted for slaves and their owners. You place a
-	<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		simple steel ring on $his finger;
 	<<else>>
 		chain with a simple steel ring around $his neck;
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fNippleFuck.tw b/src/pregmod/fNippleFuck.tw
index 5be5875d7d5..4b8845540db 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fNippleFuck.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fNippleFuck.tw
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ breast flesh grips you tightly. A few experimental pumps draws gasps from $him b
 
 <<if $activeSlave.fetish == "boobs" && $activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1>>
 	$He has a glassy-eyed expression as $he
-	<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		gropes $his breasts with <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>both hands<<else>>$his hand<</if>>, fingering $his unoccupied nipple in time with your thrusts.
 	<<else>>
 		savors the sensations running through $his breast.
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@ breast flesh grips you tightly. A few experimental pumps draws gasps from $him b
 	$He has a glassy-eyed expression as $he
 	<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>
 		gropes $his breasts with one hand and furiously abuses $his clit with the other.
-	<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	<<elseif hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		fingers $his pussy while rubbing $his arm alongside $his breasts.
 	<<else>>
 		tries $his hardest to pleasure $himself with no hands.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fPat.tw b/src/pregmod/fPat.tw
index f204d99d977..d138c1f2753 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fPat.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fPat.tw
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 <<setPlayerPronouns>>
 
 You tell $activeSlave.slaveName to
-<<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>
+<<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	have another slave set $him up onto your desk.
 <<elseif tooBigBreasts($activeSlave)>>
 	have another slave help $him heft $his tits so $he can be near you.
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ You walk around $him, drawing closer and slowly resting your hand on $his head.
 	Tenderly and lovingly you brush your fingers along $his head, enjoying the feeling of your slave's utterly willing submission. $He slowly leans $his body closer and closer to you<<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>> and finally onto your lap<</if>>, relaxing as $he feels your caress. As $he shifts $his weight to your chest, $he feels all of the daily stresses of the day melt away, and a deep, happy sigh escapes $his lips. You smile fondly, allowing all of the troubles of being an arcology owner dissipate, in a similar fashion to your slave. For now, just for now, you are just a _womanP and _hisP devoted and content $wife.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.relationship == -2)>>
 	Tenderly and lovingly you brush your fingers along $his head, for a moment, appreciating how easily your slave submits to your desire to pat $his head. $He slowly leans $his body closer and closer to you<<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>> allowing you to move $him onto your lap<</if>>, relaxing as $he feels your caresses. As $his weight falls onto you, all of the stress from $his body melts away, and a small, respectful sigh escapes $his pursed lips. You smile fondly, allowing all of the troubles of being an arcology owner drift away, in a similar fashion to your slave. For now, just for now, you are just a _womanP and _hisP devoted and content servant.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 	As you start to touch $him $he smiles at you and takes your hand, following its movements. You tenderly and lovingly kiss it and let it rest on the side of $his head, before continuing with your ministrations. As opposed to your more submissive slaves, $activeSlave.slaveName takes an active role in your petting, gently guiding where your hand goes along $his head. You enjoy the feel of $his hand on yours, as well as $his <<if $activeSlave.hStyle == "shaved bald" || $activeSlave.bald == 1>>smooth scalp<<else>> hair<</if>>.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "submissive") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60)>>
 	$He stiffens at your touch but slowly relaxes at the sensation of your hand on $his head. You tenderly and lovingly stroke your fingers along $his scalp, enjoying the feeling of your slave's subservience. $He gently, submissively, presses $his head against your hand, like a dog. As you continue <<if $activeSlave.hStyle == "shaved bald" || $activeSlave.bald == 1>>kneading $his shaved scalp<<else>>stroking $his hair<</if>>, $he starts to clutch $his thighs, and if you listen you can hear subdued whimpers. $He looks up at you with adoring eyes, and relishes in the pureness of this act as $his master's pet to $his beloved <<= WrittenMaster($activeSlave)>>.
@@ -206,10 +206,10 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	<</if>>
 	awaiting further use of $his body.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.relationship == -2)>>
-	When you finally stop petting $him, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$his eyes remain closed just for a second <</if>>and $his mouth stands open in slack-jawed joy, before $he slowly <<if canSee($activeSlave)>> opens $his eyes<<else>> turns $his gaze towards you<</if>> and smiles warmly at you. Pleasure lights up $his face<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>> as $his hand traces the path yours took up to $his head and mimics your last movements<<else>> as $his gaze drifts off to the right in memory, tilting $his head from side to side in sympathetic memory of how it felt to have your hand on $his head<</if>>.
+	When you finally stop petting $him, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$his eyes remain closed just for a second <</if>>and $his mouth stands open in slack-jawed joy, before $he slowly <<if canSee($activeSlave)>> opens $his eyes<<else>> turns $his gaze towards you<</if>> and smiles warmly at you. Pleasure lights up $his face<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>> as $his hand traces the path yours took up to $his head and mimics your last movements<<else>> as $his gaze drifts off to the right in memory, tilting $his head from side to side in sympathetic memory of how it felt to have your hand on $his head<</if>>.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate love with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he loves you.
@@ -217,11 +217,11 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 		"I love you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s dreamily.
 	<</if>>
 	$He looks as though $he wants much more than your mere caress.
-<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+<<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetishStrength > 60) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 	$He tries hard to stop from losing $himself in your incredibly skilled hands. $He takes $his tendency towards sexual dominance right up to the edge of insubordination, when $he starts to caress your face in turn. When you finally stop, $his eyes are closed and $he's smiling. When you are finally finished stroking your slave, they remove their hand from yours. Then you give them a playful flick on the nose, and the mischievous twinkle in your eye is only half playful, reminding $him of $his place in these walls.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate enjoyment with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate enjoyment with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he liked that and would love to pet you next time.
@@ -233,7 +233,7 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	As you stroke $his head, $he reacts almost as though you're stroking $his nether regions, and begins to moan and press $himself lewdly against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>prominent breasts<<else>>manly chest<</if>>. $He achieves a weak orgasm before you finally stop caressing $his head; $he is your pet, after all.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate undiminished lust with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>, since $he does not speak $language well enough to express $himself.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate undiminished lust with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he liked that.
@@ -242,10 +242,10 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	<</if>>
 	$He looks at you as if $he wants more than your hands touching $his head.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 50)>>
-	$He gradually closes $his eyes and when you finally stop, <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>$he runs $his hand delightedly across $his face and <</if>>a euphoric look quickly lights up $his features.
+	$He gradually closes $his eyes and when you finally stop, <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$he runs $his hand delightedly across $his face and <</if>>a euphoric look quickly lights up $his features.
 	<<if ($activeSlave.accent >= 3)>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>, since $he's not confident in $his ability to express it in $language.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$He does $his best to communicate devotion with $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes<<else>>facial expressions<</if>>.
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs that $he loves you.
@@ -255,7 +255,7 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	$He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks<<else>>gazes<</if>> at you longingly, almost as if $he's bursting to say that $he wants more than your mere caress.
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion > 20)>>
 	When you finally move your hand away, <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$his <<= App.Desc.eyeColor($activeSlave)>> eyes gaze into yours searchingly<<else>>$he gazes at you<</if>>, looking for answers that are not there.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$His <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes beg<<else>>expression begs<</if>> for an answer: is that it?
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's all.
@@ -267,7 +267,7 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	/* TODO: write this */
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion >= -20) && ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>
 	When you finally move your hand away, $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks<<else>>gazes<</if>> at you for a long moment, as if looking for answers, before visibly catching $himself with a reminder that $he's a slave and you're $his owner.
-	<<if (($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>
+	<<if ((!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave)))>>
 		$His <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes hesitantly question<<else>>expression hesitantly questions<</if>> for an answer: is that it?
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs hesitantly, asking if that's all.
@@ -276,7 +276,7 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.trust < -50)>>
 	$He stares <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>at you<<else>>blankly<</if>> as you move your fingers across $his stiff head, but it's like touching a statue. $He is so filled with terror that $he remains rigid even as it becomes clear to $him you're not going to hurt $him. When you bore of touching the <<if ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>$woman<<else>>$girl<</if>> and move your hand away, $he turns to you in utter incomprehension.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$His <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes beg<<else>>expression begs<</if>> beg for an answer: is that it?
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs spastically, asking fearfully to know if that's all.
@@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ You move your hand down to caress $his forehead, and then slide your hand along
 	$He then cringes.
 <<else>>
 	When you bore of it and take your hand away, $he faces you in utter incomprehension.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && (!canTalk($activeSlave))>>
 		$His <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes demand<<else>>expression demands<</if>> an answer: is that it?
 	<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 		$He signs irritably, asking whether that's all.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fSlaveFeed.tw b/src/pregmod/fSlaveFeed.tw
index 33aa900cea5..11c7bf702d6 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fSlaveFeed.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fSlaveFeed.tw
@@ -180,48 +180,48 @@ Next, you see to $activeSlave.slaveName.
 	<<set _pregDiscovery = 1>>
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.fuckdoll > 0>>
-	Slight moaning emanates from the Fuckdoll as $activeSlave.slaveName drinks from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off _his2 nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off _his2 nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off _his2 nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	Slight moaning emanates from the Fuckdoll as $activeSlave.slaveName drinks from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off _his2 nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off _his2 nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off _his2 nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.rivalryTarget == $activeSlave.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName grins as _his2 rival is forced to drink until $his belly is <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>nearly bursting with milk. $activeSlave.slaveName struggles against $his bindings until the pressure building in $him overwhelms $him, causing $him to pass out directly into $milkTap.slaveName's cushiony breasts. You quickly remove $him from the nipple before $he drowns<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>is rounded, jiggling and sloshing with milk. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>$He gingerly crawls away from $milkTap.slaveName, <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>one<<else>>$his<</if>> hand cradling $his overfull stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his side, groaning with discomfort<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>bloated with milk. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>$He gingerly sits up and begins massaging $his full stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his back, hiccupping pathetically<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName grins as _his2 rival is forced to drink until $his belly is <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>nearly bursting with milk. $activeSlave.slaveName struggles against $his bindings until the pressure building in $him overwhelms $him, causing $him to pass out directly into $milkTap.slaveName's cushiony breasts. You quickly remove $him from the nipple before $he drowns<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>is rounded, jiggling and sloshing with milk. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He gingerly crawls away from $milkTap.slaveName, <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>one<<else>>$his<</if>> hand cradling $his overfull stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his side, groaning with discomfort<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>bloated with milk. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He gingerly sits up and begins massaging $his full stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his back, hiccupping pathetically<</if>><</if>>.
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.relationshipTarget == $activeSlave.ID>>
 	<<if $milkTap.relationship == 1>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 friend drinks deeply from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 friend drinks deeply from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 2>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 best friend drinks deeply from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his best friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his best friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his best friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 best friend drinks deeply from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his best friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his best friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his best friend's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 3>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 friend with benefits drinks deeply from _his2 breasts, savoring it despite commonly nursing $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 friend with benefits drinks deeply from _his2 breasts, savoring it despite commonly nursing $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 4>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 lover drinks deeply from _his2 breasts, savoring it despite commonly nursing $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his lover's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his lover's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his lover's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 lover drinks deeply from _his2 breasts, savoring it despite commonly nursing $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his lover's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his lover's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his lover's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 5>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 $wife drinks deeply from _his2 breasts, savoring it despite commonly nursing $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his _wife2's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his _wife2's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his _wife2's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 $wife drinks deeply from _his2 breasts, savoring it despite commonly nursing $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his _wife2's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his _wife2's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his _wife2's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 
 <<elseif $activeSlave.mother == $milkTap.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 little $girl once again suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 little $girl once again suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.father == $milkTap.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts<<if $milkTap.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($milkTap)>>, _his2 dick throbbing with lust<</if>>. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his father's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his father's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his father's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>><<if $milkTap.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($milkTap)>><<if $activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "perverted">>. The way $he is wiggling $his hips suggests $he isn't finished with $his daddy just yet, and $his father's moaning confirms $he is teasing _him2 with $his rear. $He giggles as the horny cow unloads on $his backside<<else>>. $He doesn't stay put for long, as a strong moan and a blast of cum across $his rear from the horny cow startles $him from $his rest<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts<<if $milkTap.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($milkTap)>>, _his2 dick throbbing with lust<</if>>. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his father's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his father's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his father's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>><<if $milkTap.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($milkTap)>><<if $activeSlave.sexualQuirk == "perverted">>. The way $he is wiggling $his hips suggests $he isn't finished with $his daddy just yet, and $his father's moaning confirms $he is teasing _him2 with $his rear. $He giggles as the horny cow unloads on $his backside<<else>>. $He doesn't stay put for long, as a strong moan and a blast of cum across $his rear from the horny cow startles $him from $his rest<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif $milkTap.mother == $activeSlave.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _he2 enjoys some role reversal as _his2 mother suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _he2 enjoys some role reversal as _his2 mother suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif $milkTap.father == $activeSlave.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 father suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 father suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif areSisters($activeSlave, $milkTap) == 1>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif areSisters($activeSlave, $milkTap) == 2>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif areSisters($activeSlave, $milkTap) == 3>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.relationTarget == $activeSlave.ID>>
 	<<if $milkTap.relation == "twin">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relation == "sister">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relation == "mother">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 little $girl once again suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName sighs contently as _his2 little $girl once again suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his mother's nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relation == "daughter">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as $he enjoys some role reversal as _his2 mother suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as $he enjoys some role reversal as _his2 mother suckles from _his2 breasts. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with milk. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s nipple and settles into _his2 breasts for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion < -20) && ($milkTap.devotion < -20)>>
@@ -240,7 +240,7 @@ Next, you see to $activeSlave.slaveName.
 		<</if>>
 	<<elseif $PC.dick == 1 && $milkTap.butt > 4>>
 		Moving behind the restrained cow while teasing your erect cock, you push _him2 forward to allow you to press your dick between _his2 huge butt cheeks. Getting comfortable, you reach around to _his2 immense mammaries and begin kneading them in time to your thrusts. After some time, and several orgasms across the back of the sobbing cow, is $activeSlave.slaveName bloated with enough milk.
-	<<elseif $PC.dick == 1 && $milkTap.missingLegs == 3>>
+	<<elseif $PC.dick == 1 && !hasAnyLegs($milkTap)>>
 		Moving behind the restrained cow while teasing your erect cock, you find a severe lack of places to stick your dick. Sighing, you hoist _his2 belted ass into the air so you may thrust between _his2 <<if $milkTap.weight > 95>>soft <</if>>thighs. Getting comfortable, you reach around to _his2 immense mammaries and begin kneading them in time to your thrusts. After some time, and several loads blown<<if $milkTap.belly >= 1500>> onto the rounded belly of the sobbing cow<</if>>, is $activeSlave.slaveName bloated with enough milk.
 	<<else>>
 		With a lack of holes to penetrate, you simply wrap your arms around $milkTap.slaveName and begin fondling and milking _his2 luscious breasts. After some time, $activeSlave.slaveName is finally bloated to your desired size.
@@ -556,48 +556,48 @@ Next, you see to $activeSlave.slaveName.
 	<<set _pregDiscovery = 1>>
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.fuckdoll > 0>>
-	Slight moaning emanates from the Fuckdoll as $activeSlave.slaveName sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off _his2 cock and settles into _his2 balls for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off _his2 cock and settles into _his2 balls for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off _his2 cock and settles into _his2 balls for a short rest while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	Slight moaning emanates from the Fuckdoll as $activeSlave.slaveName sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off _his2 cock and settles into _his2 balls for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off _his2 cock and settles into _his2 balls for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off _his2 cock and settles into _his2 balls for a short rest while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.rivalryTarget == $activeSlave.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName grins as _his2 rival is forced to suck down loads until $his belly is <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>nearly bursting with cum. $activeSlave.slaveName struggles against $his bindings until the pressure building in $his overwhelms $him, causing $him to pass out with $milkTap.slaveName's ejaculating cock still stuck in $him. You quickly remove $him from it, making sure $he gets roused from $his stupor by one last blast of cum directly to the face<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>is rounded, jiggling and sloshing with cum. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>$He gingerly crawls away from $milkTap.slaveName, $his hand cradling $his overfull stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his side, groaning with discomfort<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>bloated with cum. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>$He gingerly sits up and begins massaging $his full stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his back, hiccupping pathetically<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName grins as _his2 rival is forced to suck down loads until $his belly is <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>nearly bursting with cum. $activeSlave.slaveName struggles against $his bindings until the pressure building in $his overwhelms $him, causing $him to pass out with $milkTap.slaveName's ejaculating cock still stuck in $him. You quickly remove $him from it, making sure $he gets roused from $his stupor by one last blast of cum directly to the face<<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>is rounded, jiggling and sloshing with cum. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He gingerly crawls away from $milkTap.slaveName, $his hand cradling $his overfull stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his side, groaning with discomfort<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>bloated with cum. You release $his bindings, allowing $him to flop to the floor. <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$He gingerly sits up and begins massaging $his full stomach<<else>>$He rolls onto $his back, hiccupping pathetically<</if>><</if>>.
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.relationshipTarget == $activeSlave.ID>>
 	<<if $milkTap.relationship == 1>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans as _his2 friend energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans as _his2 friend energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 2>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans as _his2 best friend energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his best friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his best friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his best friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans as _his2 best friend energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his best friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his best friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his best friend's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 3>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 friend with benefits energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 friend with benefits energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his friend with benefits' cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 4>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lustfully as _his2 lover teases $his dick perfectly with _his2 tongue, savoring it despite commonly being sucked off by $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his lover's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his lover's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his lover's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lustfully as _his2 lover teases $his dick perfectly with _his2 tongue, savoring it despite commonly being sucked off by $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his lover's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his lover's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his lover's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relationship == 5>>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lustfully as _his2 $wife teases _his2 dick perfectly with $his tongue, savoring it despite commonly being sucked off by $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his _wife2's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his _wife2's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his _wife2's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lustfully as _his2 $wife teases _his2 dick perfectly with $his tongue, savoring it despite commonly being sucked off by $activeSlave.slaveName during their lovemaking. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his _wife2's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his _wife2's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his _wife2's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 
 <<elseif $activeSlave.mother == $milkTap.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif $activeSlave.father == $milkTap.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his father's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his father's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his father's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his father's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his father's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his father's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif $milkTap.mother == $activeSlave.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 mother energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 mother energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif $milkTap.father == $activeSlave.ID>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 father energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>><<if $activeSlave.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>, $his own stiff prick throbbing against the underside of $his new belly<</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 father energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>><<if $activeSlave.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>, $his own stiff prick throbbing against the underside of $his new belly<</if>>.
 <<elseif areSisters($activeSlave, $milkTap) == 1>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> sucks _him2 off. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> sucks _him2 off. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif areSisters($activeSlave, $milkTap) == 2>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 <<elseif areSisters($activeSlave, $milkTap) == 3>>
-	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+	$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 
 <<elseif $milkTap.relationTarget == $activeSlave.ID>>
 	<<if $milkTap.relation == "twin">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> sucks _his2 off. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> sucks _his2 off. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relation == "sister">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<if $milkTap.actualAge >= $activeSlave.actualAge>>little<<else>>big<</if>> <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relation == "mother">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 <<print relativeTerm($milkTap, $activeSlave)>> energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his mother's cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<<elseif $milkTap.relation == "daughter">>
-		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 mother energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
+		$milkTap.slaveName moans lewdly as _his2 mother energetically sucks _his2 dick. You enjoy the show, specifically the sight of $activeSlave.slaveName's belly steadily growing larger with each orgasm until <<if $activeSlave.inflation == 3>>$his belly is round and taut, making $him look pregnant. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and rubbing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 2>>$his belly is round, jiggling and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his wobbling, gurgling stomach<</if>><<elseif $activeSlave.inflation == 1>>$his belly is distended and sloshing with cum. $He pops off $his <<print relativeTerm($activeSlave, $milkTap)>>'s cock and takes a seat facing the smiling $milkTap.slaveName while hiccupping<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and teasing $his gurgling stomach<</if>><</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.devotion < -20) && ($milkTap.devotion < -20)>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/fSlaveSelfImpreg.tw b/src/pregmod/fSlaveSelfImpreg.tw
index 6623cd60c10..9d2e7b9a453 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/fSlaveSelfImpreg.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/fSlaveSelfImpreg.tw
@@ -89,16 +89,16 @@
 		<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 6 && $activeSlave.balls <= 4)>>
 			Although $he is aroused by the idea of impregnating $himself, $activeSlave.slaveName's cock is simply too large to easily become erect. A quick injection of vasodilators later, and $he's ready to go. Because $he's so eager, you simply stand back and let the magic happen.
 			<<if ($activeSlave.vagina == 0 && $activeSlave.mpreg != 1) || ($activeSlave.anus == 0 && $activeSlave.mpreg == 1)>>
-				As ways to lose one's virginity go, this is one hell of a way to do it. Without needing any instruction, $activeSlave.slaveName grasps $his massive shaft <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>in both hands<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>as best $he can with the stumps of $his arms<<else>>with $his hand<</if>> and feeds it around so the head is <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>kissing $his anus<<else>>nestled between $his own labia<</if>>. $He shows only the tiniest hesitation before easing $his cock inside $his own body, @@.lime;<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>through $his virgin backdoor<<else>>past $his maidenhead<</if>>,@@ until you can tell the head is nestled snugly against $his own cervix.
+				As ways to lose one's virginity go, this is one hell of a way to do it. Without needing any instruction, $activeSlave.slaveName grasps $his massive shaft <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>in both hands<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>as best $he can with the stumps of $his arms<<else>>with $his hand<</if>> and feeds it around so the head is <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>kissing $his anus<<else>>nestled between $his own labia<</if>>. $He shows only the tiniest hesitation before easing $his cock inside $his own body, @@.lime;<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>through $his virgin backdoor<<else>>past $his maidenhead<</if>>,@@ until you can tell the head is nestled snugly against $his own cervix.
 				<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.anus = 1>>
 				<<else>>
 					<<set $activeSlave.vagina = 1>>
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				Without needing any instruction, $activeSlave.slaveName grasps $his massive shaft <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>in both hands<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>as best $he can with the stumps of $his arms<<else>>with $his hand<</if>> and feeds it around so the head is <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>kissing $his anus<<else>>nestled between $his own labia<</if>>. $He works it up and down for a second, relishing the sensation, and then plunges $his cock into $his own body until you can tell the tip is wedged against $his own cervix.
+				Without needing any instruction, $activeSlave.slaveName grasps $his massive shaft <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>in both hands<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>as best $he can with the stumps of $his arms<<else>>with $his hand<</if>> and feeds it around so the head is <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>kissing $his anus<<else>>nestled between $his own labia<</if>>. $He works it up and down for a second, relishing the sensation, and then plunges $his cock into $his own body until you can tell the tip is wedged against $his own cervix.
 			<</if>>
-			Without another partner to rut against, $activeSlave.slaveName has to rely on <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>$his own hands<<else>>the floor tiles<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and $his hand<</if>><</if>>, bucking $his hips up against them to drive the impressively curved shaft into $his own body with increasing desperation until $his whole body shudders; $his cock throbs as $his <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>ass<<else>>vagina<</if>> eagerly drinks up $his own seed.
+			Without another partner to rut against, $activeSlave.slaveName has to rely on <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>$his own hands<<else>>the floor tiles<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and $his hand<</if>><</if>>, bucking $his hips up against them to drive the impressively curved shaft into $his own body with increasing desperation until $his whole body shudders; $his cock throbs as $his <<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>ass<<else>>vagina<</if>> eagerly drinks up $his own seed.
 		<<else>>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.trust < -20)>>
 				Although $he is aroused by the idea of impregnating $himself, $activeSlave.slaveName is too terrified to achieve an erection without assistance. It takes an injection of vasodilators to overcome $his nerves and restore $his manhood to proper functioning.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/forceFeeding.tw b/src/pregmod/forceFeeding.tw
index 6018c55c027..48cc8a8148d 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/forceFeeding.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/forceFeeding.tw
@@ -482,7 +482,7 @@ and a little jiggle from $his gut.
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
 				Once you're hilted, you bring your hands to $his distended belly, eager to feel it move as you fuck $him.
-				<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+				<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 					$His own join<<if $missingArms != 0>>s<</if>> yours atop the taut dome.
 				<</if>>
 				Every thrust into the stuffed $desc forces $his full middle to leap back before slamming into your stomach alongside a moaning groan. As you pick up the pace, $he begins to buck against you, adding even more motion to $his body. It doesn't take long for you to reach your peak and, after cumming, catch sight of $his own climax. Watching $his middle attempt to contract around the mass of slave food inside $him invigorates you for a second round.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw b/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw
index 576de708e52..e70f3b19e38 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/rePregInventor.tw
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 	<<set $pregInventorID = $activeSlave.ID>>
 
 	Your broodmother, <<EventNameLink>>, asks to see you, so you have $him brought to your office. It takes your menial servants several minutes to safely produce $him as $his massive, bloated<<if $seeRace == 1>>, $activeSlave.race<</if>> womb is stretched so thin by its load that the sudden shock to $his body if $he were dropped might cause $him to explode. Both you and your babymaker are used to these circumstances at this point, however, and, as your servants work to lower $him to the soft carpeted floor at the center of your office without undue strain to $his belly, $he shoots you a provocative
-	<<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>
+	<<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		grin.
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.boobs >= 20000>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/reTheSirenStrikesBack.tw b/src/pregmod/reTheSirenStrikesBack.tw
index 81f2ab5f76f..ccf706f9eb0 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/reTheSirenStrikesBack.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/reTheSirenStrikesBack.tw
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@ Several weeks have passed since you gained the musical prodigy and you couldn't
 				/* 000-250-006 */
 			<</replace>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
-			You decide to give the victimized prodigy a chance for payback. $He moves over to $his former boss and begins to caress the despicable thief as _he2 shakes with dread of what is to come. As $he moves lower, $he applies more pressure, peaking right on the genitals. The cowardly former executive yelps in pain, instinctively trying to get away from the <<if _ssb.missingArms != 3>>hand<<else>>foot<</if>> crushing the most sensitive spot on _his2 body. After several minutes of the coward screaming in pain, _his2 former victim gets up and delivers a hard <<if _ssb.missingLegs == 0>>kick<<if _ssb.missingLegs != 3>>stomp<<else>>punch<</if>><</if>> to the groin, eliciting another scream and causing $his former boss to assume the fetal position. You send for another slave to drag the whimpering slave<<= _girl2>> to _his2 feet for inspection.
+			You decide to give the victimized prodigy a chance for payback. $He moves over to $his former boss and begins to caress the despicable thief as _he2 shakes with dread of what is to come. As $he moves lower, $he applies more pressure, peaking right on the genitals. The cowardly former executive yelps in pain, instinctively trying to get away from the <<if hasAnyArms(_ssb)>>hand<<else>>foot<</if>> crushing the most sensitive spot on _his2 body. After several minutes of the coward screaming in pain, _his2 former victim gets up and delivers a hard <<if _ssb.missingLegs == 0>>kick<<if hasAnyLegs(_ssb)>>stomp<<else>>punch<</if>><</if>> to the groin, eliciting another scream and causing $his former boss to assume the fetal position. You send for another slave to drag the whimpering slave<<= _girl2>> to _his2 feet for inspection.
 			<br>
 			<<include "New Slave Intro">>
 			<</replace>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/saClothes.tw b/src/pregmod/saClothes.tw
index 7953e7b85a4..29b8511bf5f 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/saClothes.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/saClothes.tw
@@ -569,7 +569,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs != 3>>
+<<if hasAnyLegs($slaves[$i)>>
 	<<if ($slaves[$i].shoes == "heels")>>
 		<<if ($slaves[$i].amp < 0)>>
 			$His P-Limb legs work just as well in heels as they do out of them.
@@ -622,7 +622,7 @@
 				$He @@.hotpink;loves being forced@@ to crawl around like some kind of animal.
 				<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1>>
 			<<elseif $slaves[$i].devotion > 50>>
-				$He accepts being forced to crawl around on <<if ($slaves[$i].missingArms == 0) && ($slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0)>>all fours<<else>>the ground<</if>>.
+				$He accepts being forced to crawl around on <<if (hasBothArms($slaves[$i])) && (hasBothLegs($slaves[$i]))>>all fours<<else>>the ground<</if>>.
 			<<else>>
 				$He @@.mediumorchid;resents being forced@@ to crawl around like some kind of animal, but it keeps $him properly @@.gold;afraid.@@
 				<<set $slaves[$i].devotion -= 2, $slaves[$i].trust -= 4>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/sePlayerBirth.tw b/src/pregmod/sePlayerBirth.tw
index 553160ec57c..fdbca826007 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/sePlayerBirth.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/sePlayerBirth.tw
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ You arrange yourself to give birth, relaxing until your body urges you to begin
 				You don't know how _he2 managed to get you here when _his2 balls prevent _him2 from walking<<if $PC.pregType >= 8>>, especially with how heavy your pregnancy was<</if>>, but you give the pair a gentle caress as thanks. _He2 returns the kindness with a shudder and a large wet spot forming over _his2 crotch.
 			<<elseif tooFatSlave($Concubine)>>
 				You don't know how _he2 managed to get you here when _he2's so fat _he2 can't walk<<if $PC.pregType >= 8>>, especially with how heavy your pregnancy was<</if>>, but you give _his2 soft body a gentle caress as thanks.
-			<<elseif $Concubine.missingLegs == 3>>
+			<<elseif !hasAnyLegs($Concubine)>>
 				You don't know how _he2 managed to get you here when _he2 has no legs to walk on<<if $PC.pregType >= 8>>, especially with how heavy your pregnancy was<</if>>, but you give _his2 stumps a gentle caress as thanks.
 			<<else>>
 				You don't know how _he2 managed to get you here, since _he2 can't walk<<if $PC.pregType >= 8>>, especially with how heavy your pregnancy was<</if>>, but you're thankful either way.
diff --git a/src/pregmod/widgets/bodySwapReaction.tw b/src/pregmod/widgets/bodySwapReaction.tw
index 58e39079389..cdffa6e1c8e 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/widgets/bodySwapReaction.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/widgets/bodySwapReaction.tw
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ Now you only have to wait for $him to wake up.
 
 <br><br>
 
-<<if $args[0].missingArms != 3>> /* (has limbs) */
+<<if hasAnyArms($args[0])>> /* (has limbs) */
 	<<if $args[0].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 		After a while, $he begins to stir, $his eyes fluttering. $He lets out a low groan and reaches up to rub at $his eyes. $He stops and stares uncomprehendingly
 		<<if _sight == -2>>
@@ -743,8 +743,8 @@ Now you only have to wait for $him to wake up.
 			<br><br>
 		<</if>>
 
-		<<if $args[0].missingLegs != 3>>
-			Your slave gingerly hops to <<if $args[0].missingLegs != 0>>stand up<<else>>$his feet<</if>>
+		<<if !hasAnyLegs($args[0])>>
+			Your slave gingerly hops to <<if !hasBothLegs($args[0])>>stand up<<else>>$his feet<</if>>
 			<<if $args[0].heels == 1 || !canWalk($args[0])>>
 				<<if $args[0].heels == 1>>
 					and immediately stumbles, catching $himself before $his cut heels let $him fall to the floor.
@@ -1452,12 +1452,12 @@ Now you only have to wait for $him to wake up.
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
 				<<if $args[0].dick > $args[1].dick + 4>>
-					@@.mediumaquamarine;incredibly aggravated@@ about this change. This is just one more thing $he has to deal with now. How dare you give $him such a massive, throbbing, sensitive piece of meat <<if $args[0].missingLegs == 0>>between $his legs<<else>>on $his crotch<</if>>! $His glower loses its bite as you note $him pawing subconsciously at $his ridiculously enlarged organ. $He stops after $he glances down at $his hand<<if $args[0].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>>, nervously removing <<if $args[0].missingArms == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> from $his now massive prick.
+					@@.mediumaquamarine;incredibly aggravated@@ about this change. This is just one more thing $he has to deal with now. How dare you give $him such a massive, throbbing, sensitive piece of meat <<if hasBothLegs($args[0])>>between $his legs<<else>>on $his crotch<</if>>! $His glower loses its bite as you note $him pawing subconsciously at $his ridiculously enlarged organ. $He stops after $he <<if canSee($args[0])>>glances<<else>>tilts $his head<</if>> down at $his hand<<if hasBothArms($args[0])>>s<</if>>, nervously removing <<if hasBothArms($args[0])>>them<<else>>it<</if>> from $his now massive prick.
 					<<set $args[0].trust += 3>>
 				<<elseif $args[0].dick > $args[1].dick>>
 					annoyed at this development. $He frowns as $he tests $his newfound growth, only groping it for a moment before <<if canSee($args[0])>>noticing your amused grin<<else>>sensing your gaze<</if>> and stopping.
 				<<else>>
-					@@.mediumorchid;infuriated by it.@@ $He <<if $args[0].missingArms != 3>>pokes and prods at <<else>>jostles <</if>>$his smaller dick, only stopping when $he starts to become flushed and <<if canSee($args[0])>>notices your questioning<<else>>senses your<</if>> gaze.
+					@@.mediumorchid;infuriated by it.@@ $He <<if hasAnyArms($args[0])>>pokes and prods at <<else>>jostles <</if>>$his smaller dick, only stopping when $he starts to become flushed and <<if canSee($args[0])>>notices your questioning<<else>>senses your<</if>> gaze.
 					<<set $args[0].devotion -= 5>>
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/widgets/pregmodBirthWidgets.tw b/src/pregmod/widgets/pregmodBirthWidgets.tw
index a8c18789693..a215ba09af5 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/widgets/pregmodBirthWidgets.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/widgets/pregmodBirthWidgets.tw
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	<<if !canWalk($slaves[$i])>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth)>>
-				$He is helped back to $his bed and stripped before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
+				$He is helped back to $his bed and stripped before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
 			<<else>>
 				$slaves[$i].slaveName is awoken from $his rest by a strong contraction. $He rolls over and begins to fall back to sleep as another contraction wracks $his body.
 				<<ClothingBirth>>
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth)>>
-				$He returns to $his bed and strips before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
+				$He returns to $his bed and strips before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
 			<<else>>
 				$slaves[$i].slaveName is awoken from $his rest by a strong contraction. $He rolls over and begins to fall back to sleep as another contraction wracks $his body.
 				<<ClothingBirth>>
@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@
 					While sucking a citizen's dick, $slaves[$i].slaveName's water breaks. $He desperately tries to disengage but he grabs $his head and slams $him back into his crotch.
 					<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 					<<ClothingBirth>>
-					He cums down $his throat before letting $him collapse to the ground and leaving. When $he recovers and pushes $his still very gravid body <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to its feet<<else>>into a standing position<</if>>, $he quickly gathers <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> child to be sent off.
+					He cums down $his throat before letting $him collapse to the ground and leaving. When $he recovers and pushes $his still very gravid body <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to its feet<<else>>into a standing position<</if>>, $he quickly gathers <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> child to be sent off.
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
@@ -977,7 +977,7 @@
 		While overseeing the house servants, $slaves[$i].slaveName's water breaks. $He has no time to strip down so $he takes a seat and readies $himself. Commandingly, $he snaps $his fingers and orders $his charges to clean up the floor, assist $him with $his clothes, and be ready to take <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> child away.
 		<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 		<<ClothingBirth>>
-		Once $he catches $his breath, $he struggles to <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>$his feet<<else>>get upright<</if>> and takes the fresh change of clothing provided by $his servants before ordering them back to work.
+		Once $he catches $his breath, $he struggles to <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>$his feet<<else>>get upright<</if>> and takes the fresh change of clothing provided by $his servants before ordering them back to work.
 	<</if>>
 
 <<case "be the Milkmaid">>
@@ -1112,7 +1112,7 @@
 	<<if !canWalk($slaves[$i])>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth)>>
-				$He is helped back to $his bed and stripped before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
+				$He is helped back to $his bed and stripped before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
 			<<else>>
 				$slaves[$i].slaveName is awoken from $his rest by a strong contraction. $He rolls over and begins to fall back to sleep as another contraction wracks $his body.
 				<<ClothingBirth>>
@@ -1130,7 +1130,7 @@
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth)>>
-				$He returns to $his bed and strips before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
+				$He returns to $his bed and strips before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
 			<<else>>
 				$slaves[$i].slaveName is awoken from $his rest by a strong contraction. $He rolls over and begins to fall back to sleep as another contraction wracks $his body.
 				<<ClothingBirth>>
@@ -1153,7 +1153,7 @@
 	<<if !canWalk($slaves[$i])>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth)>>
-				$He is helped back to $his bed and stripped before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
+				$He is helped back to $his bed and stripped before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
 			<<else>>
 				<<if _birthScene >= 50>>
 					$slaves[$i].slaveName is awoken from $his rest by a strong contraction. $He rolls over and begins to fall back to sleep as another contraction wracks $his body.
@@ -1188,7 +1188,7 @@
 	<<else>>
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth)>>
-				$He returns to $his bed and strips before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
+				$He returns to $his bed and strips before slipping into it. Instinctively, $he begins to push out <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $His child is promptly taken and $he is encouraged to keep resting. <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across the still huge dome of $his middle; to<<else>>To<</if>> $him, gravidity and birth is nothing out of the ordinary.
 			<<else>>
 				<<if _birthScene >= 50>>
 					While wandering the penthouse absentmindedly, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth <<if $slaves[$i].counter.birthsTotal == 0>>$his first<<else>>this week's<</if>> baby. $He carries on until the contractions drag $him to $his knees.
@@ -1310,7 +1310,7 @@
 			While attempting to attract customers with $his grotesquely distended body, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He knows it is pointless to try to waddle away, as large as $he is, so $he convinces several men to help $him out.
 			<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 			<<ClothingBirth>>
-			$He lies on the ground, exhausted and covered in sperm from the circle of men watching $him, until $he is helped <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>> and handed $his child.
+			$He lies on the ground, exhausted and covered in sperm from the circle of men watching $him, until $he is helped <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>> and handed $his child.
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 
@@ -1378,9 +1378,9 @@
 				While licking a citizen's cunt, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He desperately tries to disengage but she grabs $his head and slams $him back into her crotch.
 				<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 				<<ClothingBirth>>
-				She cums across $his face before helping $him <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>> and handing $him the newborn child.
+				She cums across $his face before helping $him <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>> and handing $him the newborn child.
 			<<else>>
-				While taking a citizen's dick in $his ass, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He desperately tries to disengage but he shoves $him onto $his bloated womb and mounts $him. Quickly $he spreads $his legs apart and begins pushing out $his bab<<if $slaves[$i].pregType > 1>>ies<<else>>y<</if>>. $He can't hide what's happening between $his legs, <<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "humiliation">>but that only makes it more exciting<<else>>so $he bears with it<</if>>. He came strongly thanks to $him and gives $him a slap on the ass as $he collapses onto $his bloated womb. Once $he recovers enough to get <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>, $he gathers $his child to be sent off.
+				While taking a citizen's dick in $his ass, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He desperately tries to disengage but he shoves $him onto $his bloated womb and mounts $him. Quickly $he spreads $his legs apart and begins pushing out $his bab<<if $slaves[$i].pregType > 1>>ies<<else>>y<</if>>. $He can't hide what's happening between $his legs, <<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "humiliation">>but that only makes it more exciting<<else>>so $he bears with it<</if>>. He came strongly thanks to $him and gives $him a slap on the ass as $he collapses onto $his bloated womb. Once $he recovers enough to get <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>, $he gathers $his child to be sent off.
 				<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
@@ -1730,9 +1730,9 @@
 				While licking a customer's cunt, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He desperately tries to disengage but she grabs $his head and slams $him back into $his crotch.
 				<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 				<<ClothingBirth>>
-				She cums across $his face before helping $him <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>> and handing $him the newborn child.
+				She cums across $his face before helping $him <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>> and handing $him the newborn child.
 			<<else>>
-				While taking a customer's dick in $his ass, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He desperately tries to disengage but he shoves $him onto $his bloated womb and mounts $him. Quickly $he spreads $his legs apart and begins pushing out $his bab<<if $slaves[$i].pregType > 1>>ies<<else>>y<</if>>. $He can't hide what's happening between $his legs, <<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "humiliation">>but that only makes it more exciting<<else>>so $he bears with it<</if>>. He came strongly thanks to $him and gives $him a slap on the ass as $he collapses onto $his bloated womb. Once $he recovers enough to get <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>, $he gathers $his child to be sent off.
+				While taking a customer's dick in $his ass, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He desperately tries to disengage but he shoves $him onto $his bloated womb and mounts $him. Quickly $he spreads $his legs apart and begins pushing out $his bab<<if $slaves[$i].pregType > 1>>ies<<else>>y<</if>>. $He can't hide what's happening between $his legs, <<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "humiliation">>but that only makes it more exciting<<else>>so $he bears with it<</if>>. He came strongly thanks to $him and gives $him a slap on the ass as $he collapses onto $his bloated womb. Once $he recovers enough to get <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>, $he gathers $his child to be sent off.
 				<<set $humiliation = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
@@ -1857,7 +1857,7 @@
 		<<if $slaves[$i].fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			While wandering the penthouse absentmindedly, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. $He carries on until the contractions drag $him onto $his swollen belly.
 			<<ClothingBirth>>
-			$He draws $his child to $his breast and rests upon $his mass until a servant collects $his child and helps $him back <<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>.
+			$He draws $his child to $his breast and rests upon $his mass until a servant collects $his child and helps $him back <<if hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>to $his feet<<else>>upright<</if>>.
 		<<elseif $slaves[$i].fetish == "humiliation">>
 			While waddling through the penthouse between assignments, $slaves[$i].slaveName's body begins to birth another of $his brood. Sensing an opportunity, $he waddles to the nearest balcony overlooking the city. $He calls out, making sure all eyes are on $him for what happens next.
 			<<set $humiliation = 1>>
diff --git a/src/pregmod/widgets/seBirthWidgets.tw b/src/pregmod/widgets/seBirthWidgets.tw
index e6b143eae86..278f5d14663 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/widgets/seBirthWidgets.tw
+++ b/src/pregmod/widgets/seBirthWidgets.tw
@@ -210,7 +210,7 @@
 			<<if $universalRulesCSec == 1 || ($slaves[$i].mpreg == 0 && $slaves[$i].vagina < 0)>>
 				<<Birth>>
 			<<else>>
-				<<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs != 3>> /* legless slaves are always carried in time */
+				<<if hasAnyLegs($slaves[$i])>> /* legless slaves are always carried in time */
 					<<if (random(1,20) > $suddenBirth) || ($universalRulesBirthing == 1)>> /* did she make it to her birthing area? */
 						Feeling childbirth approaching, <<if !canWalk($slaves[$i])>>$slaves[$i].slaveName is helped<<else>>$slaves[$i].slaveName makes $his way<</if>> to $his prepared birthing area.
 						<<Birth>>
@@ -247,7 +247,7 @@
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>> /* close cow birth */
 	<<else>>
-		<<if $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 3>>
+		<<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[$i])>>
 			With childbirth approaching, $slaves[$i].slaveName is carried to $his prepared birthing area.
 			<<AmpBirth>>
 		<<elseif $slaves[$i].broodmother == 1>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw
index 9aea5c6734b..a2c064a30c6 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/PESS.tw
@@ -380,7 +380,7 @@ $He sees you examining at $him, and looks back at you submissively, too tired to
 <<link "It can wait until after some lovemaking with the Concubine">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	When you enter your suite, the dim light reveals $activeSlave.slaveName waiting with $his beautiful body laid across the bed. When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>figures out<</if>> the kind of lovemaking you're in the mood for, $he <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>spreads $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>presents $himself<</if>> for you, smiling gently. $He kisses you lovingly, <<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>taking your hand in $hers and drawing a heart on your palm with one finger.<<elseif canTalk($activeSlave)>><<say>>ing, "<<Master>>, I love you."<<else>>giving you a sultry look<</if>>
+	When you enter your suite, the dim light reveals $activeSlave.slaveName waiting with $his beautiful body laid across the bed. When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees<<else>>figures out<</if>> the kind of lovemaking you're in the mood for, $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>spreads $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<else>>presents $himself<</if>> for you, smiling gently. $He kisses you lovingly, <<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>taking your hand in $hers and drawing a heart on your palm with one finger.<<elseif canTalk($activeSlave)>><<say>>ing, "<<Master>>, I love you."<<else>>giving you a sultry look<</if>>
 	<<if ($PC.vagina == 1)>>
 		$He lies on $his side <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>and raises one leg for you so you can straddle the other<<elseif $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>wiggles $his leg stumps<<else>>motions for you to straddle $his leg<</if>>, sliding up to press your pussy against $his submissive groin. You grind against $him; the stimulation is so strong that $he writhes into the sheets, panting and whining.
 		<<if $PC.dick == 1>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw b/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw
index a03754ad2ea..6dd38ece619 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/PETS.tw
@@ -302,7 +302,7 @@ You decide to knit up care's raveled sleave with a break in the spa. You have yo
 <br><<link "Take the delinquent student in hand">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	When $activeSlave.slaveName finishes using $subSlave.slaveName's mouth, $subSlave.slaveName crawls out from under _his2 desk and stumbles back towards _his2 seat. _He2 stops short when _he2 realizes you're sitting in it. All the other students do their absolute best to be perfectly studious as $subSlave.slaveName gets back <<if $subSlave.missingLegs == 0>>to _his2 knees<<else>>in position<</if>>, for you this time. After class is over, you tell _him2 that since _he2 can't have been paying particularly good attention, _he2'll have to take @@.green;remedial classes@@ after everyone else is done. $activeSlave.slaveName gives $subSlave.slaveName a very thorough grope at 'remedial classes,' making sure to pinch $his student's nipples.
+	When $activeSlave.slaveName finishes using $subSlave.slaveName's mouth, $subSlave.slaveName crawls out from under _his2 desk and stumbles back towards _his2 seat. _He2 stops short when _he2 realizes you're sitting in it. All the other students do their absolute best to be perfectly studious as $subSlave.slaveName gets back <<if hasBothLegs($subSlave)>>to _his2 knees<<else>>in position<</if>>, for you this time. After class is over, you tell _him2 that since _he2 can't have been paying particularly good attention, _he2'll have to take @@.green;remedial classes@@ after everyone else is done. $activeSlave.slaveName gives $subSlave.slaveName a very thorough grope at 'remedial classes,' making sure to pinch $his student's nipples.
 	<<set $subSlave.counter.oral += 1, $oralTotal += 1>>
 	<<if $subSlave.intelligenceImplant < 29.5>>
 		<<set $subSlave.intelligenceImplant += 0.5>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw b/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
index 45293c0bf52..3bbfcedc17b 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/REFI.tw
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@
 <</if>>
 /* 000-250-006 */
 
-You are in your office, watching as $subSlave.slaveName takes a riding crop to another slave. This has become an almost daily occurrence, as _he2 is liable to strike out against your other slaves out-of-turn if _he2 isn't allowed to get a chance to satisfy _his2 sadistic streak. The slave at <<if $subSlave.missingLegs == 0>>_his2 feet<<else>>before _him2<</if>> is a quivering mess, though you've given $subSlave.slaveName strict instructions to not leave any permanent marks on the _girlU. The slave had been disobedient, and so you decided that you would let $subSlave.slaveName punish _himU. _HeU winces as _he2 slowly drags the crop against the _girlU's shoulder, and you do your best to hide the small smile that threatens to escape. After another minute or so of the riding crop, you tell $subSlave.slaveName that this is getting boring and to change it up. _He2 gives you a wicked grin and gives
+You are in your office, watching as $subSlave.slaveName takes a riding crop to another slave. This has become an almost daily occurrence, as _he2 is liable to strike out against your other slaves out-of-turn if _he2 isn't allowed to get a chance to satisfy _his2 sadistic streak. The slave at <<if hasBothLegs($subSlave)>>_his2 feet<<else>>before _him2<</if>> is a quivering mess, though you've given $subSlave.slaveName strict instructions to not leave any permanent marks on the _girlU. The slave had been disobedient, and so you decided that you would let $subSlave.slaveName punish _himU. _HeU winces as _he2 slowly drags the crop against the _girlU's shoulder, and you do your best to hide the small smile that threatens to escape. After another minute or so of the riding crop, you tell $subSlave.slaveName that this is getting boring and to change it up. _He2 gives you a wicked grin and gives
 <<if $subSlave.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($subSlave)>>
 	_his2 cock
 <<else>>
@@ -495,7 +495,7 @@ It seems $he passed by while you were drinking from $subSlave.slaveName and foun
 $subSlave.slaveName is <<if $subSlave.vagina > 0 || $subSlave.anus > 0>>riding another slave, _his2 hands pinning _himU down<<else>>straddling another slave, _his2 <<if $subSlave.dick > 0>>cock in _hisU mouth<<else>><<if $subSlave.vagina > 0>>pussy<<else>>ass<</if>>pressed to _hisU face<</if>><</if>>. The slave_girlU had been disobedient, and _hisU punishment was to let $subSlave.slaveName dominate _himU. The truth is this is also _his2 reward; _he2 is such a dominant that _he2's prone to lashing out at your other slaves if _he2 isn't given a proper outlet. Sure enough, _his2 moans begin to increase in pitch and frequency, reaching a crescendo as _he2 comes to an orgasm. Once you feel the poor _girlU beneath _him2 has had enough, you give $subSlave.slaveName the order to dismount. _He2 leaves your office with a smile on _his2 face, passing <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, who is
 <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>
 	propped limblessly nearby. $He has
-<<elseif $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>
+<<elseif !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	propped helplessly nearby. $He has
 <<elseif !canWalk($activeSlave)>>
 	kneeling in the doorway with
@@ -554,7 +554,7 @@ It seems $he passed by while $subSlave.slaveName was dominating the other slave<
 $subSlave.slaveName is lying on the edge of your desk with _his2<<if $subSlave.belly >= 1500>> bloated<</if>> body helpless beneath you, your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>strap-on<</if>> in _him2, and your hands around _his2 neck. It's just breath play, and you're practiced enough that _he2's in no danger. _He2's such a sexual submissive that _he2 sometimes acts out if not managed. This happens when _he2 feels the urge to misbehave in order to access punishment, so you personally ensure that _he2 can indulge _his2 submissiveness when _he2 needs it. _He2 does not orgasm with you, _his2 complete servitude to your pleasure fulfilling a deeper need than that. _He2 leaves your office with a serene look on _his2 face, passing <<EventNameLink>>, who is
 <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>
 	propped limblessly nearby. $He has
-<<elseif $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>
+<<elseif !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	propped helplessly nearby. $He has
 <<elseif !canWalk($activeSlave)>>
 	kneeling in the doorway with
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index 2f5456a8d72..8648a0bebcf 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -741,9 +741,9 @@ You pass one of the penthouse's several supply closets by chance, and are surpri
 <<else>>
 	on <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave) && hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>all fours<<else>>the ground<</if>>
 <</if>>
-in the middle of the room with the machines all around $him. $He has <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>><<if $activeSlave.vagina > 2>>two large dildos working $his gaping cunt, <<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 1>>a large dildo working $his cunt, <<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>a dildo working $his tight pussy, <</if>><</if>><<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>><<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>two large dildos fucking $his enormous butthole, <<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>a large dildo fucking $his butthole, <<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 0>>a dildo fucking $his tight butt, <</if>><</if>><<if $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>has lubricated $his cavernous cleavage to titfuck another, <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>has lubricated $his cleavage to titfuck another, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.nipples == "fuckable">>has a pair pistoning in and out of $his nipples, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>is performing <<if !hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>a frantic handjob<<else>>two handjobs at once, to either side<</if>>, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>has lubricated the sides of $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>> pregnancy<</if>>, along with $his inner thighs, to create a sort of belly job, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.skill.oral >= 60>>and is making use of $his outstanding oral skills to suck off two more.<<elseif $activeSlave.skill.oral > 30>>and is taking a throatfuck from one more.<<else>>and is giving the final one a blowjob.<</if>> When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees that you've entered — which takes a while, since $he's distracted<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears that you've entered — which takes a while, given the amount of noise<<else>>realizes that you've entered — which takes a while, considering $his state<</if>> — $he tries to smile<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and wave<</if>>.
+in the middle of the room with the machines all around $him. $He has <<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>><<if $activeSlave.vagina > 2>>two large dildos working $his gaping cunt, <<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 1>>a large dildo working $his cunt, <<elseif $activeSlave.vagina > 0>>a dildo working $his tight pussy, <</if>><</if>><<if canDoAnal($activeSlave)>><<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>two large dildos fucking $his enormous butthole, <<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 1>>a large dildo fucking $his butthole, <<elseif $activeSlave.anus > 0>>a dildo fucking $his tight butt, <</if>><</if>><<if $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>has lubricated $his cavernous cleavage to titfuck another, <<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 400>>has lubricated $his cleavage to titfuck another, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.nipples == "fuckable">>has a pair pistoning in and out of $his nipples, <</if>><<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>is performing <<if !hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>a frantic handjob<<else>>two handjobs at once, to either side<</if>>, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>has lubricated the sides of $his _belly <<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>> pregnancy<</if>>, along with $his inner thighs, to create a sort of belly job, <</if>><<if $activeSlave.skill.oral >= 60>>and is making use of $his outstanding oral skills to suck off two more.<<elseif $activeSlave.skill.oral > 30>>and is taking a throatfuck from one more.<<else>>and is giving the final one a blowjob.<</if>> When $he <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>sees that you've entered — which takes a while, since $he's distracted<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>hears that you've entered — which takes a while, given the amount of noise<<else>>realizes that you've entered — which takes a while, considering $his state<</if>> — $he tries to smile<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and wave<</if>>.
 <br><br>
-The source of the many-voiced personal assistant becomes clear: probably on the incorrigible $activeSlave.slaveName's request, your sultry personal assistant is voicing each and every one of the machines. When the nymphomaniac masturbator tries to smile <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> and wave<</if>>, there's an absolute chorus of "Back to work, slut", "Smile less, suck more", "Take it, bitch", et cetera. Yet another instance of $assistantName chuckles in your ear. "Care to join in, <<= properTitle()>>? I'm sure we can find room somewhere."
+The source of the many-voiced personal assistant becomes clear: probably on the incorrigible $activeSlave.slaveName's request, your sultry personal assistant is voicing each and every one of the machines. When the nymphomaniac masturbator tries to smile <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> and wave<</if>>, there's an absolute chorus of "Back to work, slut", "Smile less, suck more", "Take it, bitch", et cetera. Yet another instance of $assistantName chuckles in your ear. "Care to join in, <<= properTitle()>>? I'm sure we can find room somewhere."
 
 <<case "sore ass">>
 
@@ -1567,7 +1567,7 @@ Going about your day, you see <<EventNameLink>> sitting <<if (hasAnyLegs($active
 <<else>>
 	hesitantly,
 <</if>>
-"<<Master>>, I... I have a lot of implant<<s>>. A lot."<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>$He touches $his body absentmindedly.<<else>>$He wriggles $his stumps, trying to indicate $his implants.<</if>> "Can... can you give me <<s>>ome more?"
+"<<Master>>, I... I have a lot of implant<<s>>. A lot."<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$He touches $his body absentmindedly.<<else>>$He wriggles $his stumps, trying to indicate $his implants.<</if>> "Can... can you give me <<s>>ome more?"
 
 <<case "night visit">>
 
@@ -1910,13 +1910,13 @@ $He looks doubtful, as though $he's wondering whether to make a request. Finally
 
 <<case "restricted smart">>
 
-During a routine inspection of <<EventNameLink>>, you notice that $he's behaving a little strangely. $He's participating in the inspection with almost manic attention, trying to anticipate your directions and hanging desperately on your every word. After a moment, you reflect that $he's a smart $girl, and is probably suffering for a lack of conversation. As you regard $him <<if (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>sitting <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>helplessly<<else>>limblessly<</if>><<elseif !canWalk($activeSlave)>>kneeling<<else>>standing<</if>> there, $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes almost scream<<else>>face almost screams<</if>> at you for some sort of stimulation. $His life is not without mental interest, but talking is one of the quintessential human behaviors, and having it taken away is very difficult for someone as intelligent as $him. A mute almost might have it easier, for $he is also denied the volubility through sign language that mute slaves under less restrictive rules often enjoy.
+During a routine inspection of <<EventNameLink>>, you notice that $he's behaving a little strangely. $He's participating in the inspection with almost manic attention, trying to anticipate your directions and hanging desperately on your every word. After a moment, you reflect that $he's a smart $girl, and is probably suffering for a lack of conversation. As you regard $him <<if (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>sitting <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>helplessly<<else>>limblessly<</if>><<elseif !canWalk($activeSlave)>>kneeling<<else>>standing<</if>> there, $his <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>eyes almost scream<<else>>face almost screams<</if>> at you for some sort of stimulation. $His life is not without mental interest, but talking is one of the quintessential human behaviors, and having it taken away is very difficult for someone as intelligent as $him. A mute almost might have it easier, for $he is also denied the volubility through sign language that mute slaves under less restrictive rules often enjoy.
 
 <<case "restricted profession">>
 
 <<set _shoutitoutloud = $titleEnunciate.toUpperCase()>>
 
-<<EventNameLink>> is <<if (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>sitting <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>helplessly<<else>>limblessly<</if>><<elseif !canWalk($activeSlave)>>kneeling<<else>>standing<</if>> before your desk for $his regular inspection. $He is studiously observing the letter of the rule against speaking, and is doing $his best to make your inspection as efficient as possible. $His desire to please radiates off $him in almost palpable waves. $He obviously wants to communicate something to you, but can't do it without breaking the rules.
+<<EventNameLink>> is <<if (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>sitting <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>helplessly<<else>>limblessly<</if>><<elseif !canWalk($activeSlave)>>kneeling<<else>>standing<</if>> before your desk for $his regular inspection. $He is studiously observing the letter of the rule against speaking, and is doing $his best to make your inspection as efficient as possible. $His desire to please radiates off $him in almost palpable waves. $He obviously wants to communicate something to you, but can't do it without breaking the rules.
 
 <<case "a gift">>
 
@@ -2481,7 +2481,7 @@ ripped biceps, and strapping lats. <<if $activeSlave.dick > 2>>$His massive cock
 with a trim chest, narrow hips and not much of an ass to speak of. Despite the myriad ways a Free Cities slaveowner can give his property tits and asses, you've held off for now, keeping $him lithe.
 <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	$He comes before you for a routine nude inspection, obediently standing before your
-	<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		desk with $his <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>hands crossed<<else>>hand placed<</if>>
 		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 30000>>
 			atop $his _belly
@@ -6330,7 +6330,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<set _didAnal = 1>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
-			you push the orally fixated slut to $his knees and <<if $PC.dick == 0>>ride $his face like it's a pussy you're tribbing<<else>>fuck $his face like you're trying to impregnate $his throat<</if>>.<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> $He's forced to hold onto your thighs for dear life, making it impossible for $him to touch $himself, but $he doesn't need to and climaxes again<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>> hands-free<</if>>.<</if>>
+			you push the orally fixated slut to $his knees and <<if $PC.dick == 0>>ride $his face like it's a pussy you're tribbing<<else>>fuck $his face like you're trying to impregnate $his throat<</if>>.<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> $He's forced to hold onto your thighs for dear life, making it impossible for $him to touch $himself, but $he doesn't need to and climaxes again<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>> hands-free<</if>>.<</if>>
 			<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral++, $oralTotal++>>
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "humiliation") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>
 			you set up a live feed on the screens throughout the arcology, pointing down from the ceiling above your desk, make $him lie down on the desk top, and fuck $him. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>stares into<<else>>gazes towards<</if>> the camera's lens with mixed shame and relish as the full weight of the humiliation of being used in front of the whole arcology bears down on $his heaving chest.
@@ -10261,14 +10261,14 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<br><<link "Not while $he is so pregnant">>
 		<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 		<<replace "#result">>
-			$He's clearly disappointed, but $he accepts that you are watching out for $his health and goes about $his business. After the incident, you notice that $he definitely seems to have a kink for implants. $He loves it when $his implants are groped, but $his favorite is when $he gets to fuck another slave with fake tits. $He can't keep $his <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hands<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>fingers<<else>>lips<</if>> off a pair of bolted-on boobs.
+			$He's clearly disappointed, but $he accepts that you are watching out for $his health and goes about $his business. After the incident, you notice that $he definitely seems to have a kink for implants. $He loves it when $his implants are groped, but $his favorite is when $he gets to fuck another slave with fake tits. $He can't keep $his <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hands<<elseif (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>fingers<<else>>lips<</if>> off a pair of bolted-on boobs.
 		<</replace>>
 	<</link>>
 <</if>>
 <br><<link "No">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		$He's clearly disappointed, but $he accepts your will and goes about $his business. After the incident, you notice that $he definitely seems to have a kink for implants. $He loves it when $his implants are groped, but $his favorite is when $he gets to fuck another slave with fake tits. $He can't keep $his <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hands<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>fingers<<else>>lips<</if>> off a pair of bolted-on boobs.
+		$He's clearly disappointed, but $he accepts your will and goes about $his business. After the incident, you notice that $he definitely seems to have a kink for implants. $He loves it when $his implants are groped, but $his favorite is when $he gets to fuck another slave with fake tits. $He can't keep $his <<if (hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hands<<elseif (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>fingers<<else>>lips<</if>> off a pair of bolted-on boobs.
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
 
@@ -12364,7 +12364,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 <br><<link "Make $him say it in public">>
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		Since you suspect you know what it is $he wants to say, you <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>carry $him out<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>lead $him by the hand<<else>>have $him follow you<</if>> onto the club, busy with citizens. You tell $him quietly that $he's to shout whatever it is $he wanted to say, if it's something everyone should hear; otherwise $he's to keep it to $himself. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks around<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listens<<else>>opens $his mouth<</if>> nervously, $his $activeSlave.skin skin betraying a growing blush, before clearing $his throat twice, licking $his lips, and howling "I LOVE MY _shoutitoutloud" at the tops of $his lungs. When this is out of $him $he collapses a little, as though the pressure of holding it inside were propping $him up. This attracted a considerable amount of attention, almost all of it @@.green;positive,@@ with many passersby laughing at the fun, and your fellow slaveowners giving you discreet winks and quiet congratulations.
+		Since you suspect you know what it is $he wants to say, you <<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>carry $him out<<elseif hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>lead $him by the hand<<else>>have $him follow you<</if>> onto the club, busy with citizens. You tell $him quietly that $he's to shout whatever it is $he wanted to say, if it's something everyone should hear; otherwise $he's to keep it to $himself. $He <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>looks around<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>listens<<else>>opens $his mouth<</if>> nervously, $his $activeSlave.skin skin betraying a growing blush, before clearing $his throat twice, licking $his lips, and howling "I LOVE MY _shoutitoutloud" at the tops of $his lungs. When this is out of $him $he collapses a little, as though the pressure of holding it inside were propping $him up. This attracted a considerable amount of attention, almost all of it @@.green;positive,@@ with many passersby laughing at the fun, and your fellow slaveowners giving you discreet winks and quiet congratulations.
 		<<run repX(750, "event", $activeSlave)>>
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
@@ -13488,7 +13488,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You tell $him $he's a sex slave, and that $he needs to learn how to take a dick up the ass.
-		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 			$He frantically begs with gestures, pleading <<if (hasBothLegs($activeSlave))>>on $his knees<<else>>desperately<</if>>.
 		<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			$He frantically mouths pleas that you leave $his butt alone.
@@ -13519,7 +13519,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 			<<replace "#result">>
 				You tell $him $he's a sex slave, and that $he needs to learn how to take a dick up the ass.
-				<<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+				<<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					$He frantically begs with gestures, pleading <<if (hasBothLegs($activeSlave))>>on $his knees<<else>>desperately<</if>>.
 				<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 					$He frantically mouths pleas that you leave $his butt alone.
@@ -14079,7 +14079,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		$He's absorbed enough with $his application that $he starts with surprise when you gently encircle $him from behind with a hug<<if $PC.belly >= 5000>>, pushing your own gravid belly into the small of $his back<</if>>. When you take the lotion and begin to lovingly massage it into $his harder to reach areas, $he sighs with pleasure and leans against you.
-		<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3) && $PC.belly >= 1500>> $He takes the lotion and begins to return the favor. You spend the rest of $his break carefully massaging each other's baby bumps.<</if>>
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave)) && $PC.belly >= 1500>> $He takes the lotion and begins to return the favor. You spend the rest of $his break carefully massaging each other's baby bumps.<</if>>
 		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.voice == 0>>
 				$He looks like $he would love to thank you, were $he not mute.
@@ -14153,7 +14153,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<replace "#result">>
 				$He's absorbed enough with $his application that $he starts with surprise when you seize $his hips and bend $him over the sink for a quick assfuck.
 				<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+				<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					$He does $his best to brace $himself against the sink, but $his <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hand is<<else>>hands are<</if>> slick from the lotion and $he slides around for a while before $he gives up and accepts that $he's in for an uncomfortable time.
 				<</if>>
 				Taking it up the ass while hugely pregnant isn't the most comfortable way to have sex, but such is the life of a sex slave.
@@ -14172,7 +14172,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 				<<replace "#result">>
 				$He's absorbed enough with $his application that $he starts with surprise when you seize $his hips and bend $him over the sink for a quick assfuck.
 				<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+				<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					$He does $his best to brace $himself against the sink, but $his <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hand is<<else>>hands are<</if>> slick from the lotion and $he slides around for a while before $he gives up and accepts that $he's in for an uncomfortable time.
 				<</if>>
 				Taking it up the ass while hugely pregnant isn't the most comfortable way to have sex, but such is the life of a sex slave.
@@ -14197,7 +14197,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 			<<else>>
 				<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
 			<</if>>
-			<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+			<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 				$He does $his best to steady $himself atop the squirming mass, but $his <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>hand is<<else>>hands are<</if>> slick from the lotion and $he slides around for a while before $he gives up and accepts that $he's in for an uncomfortable time.
 			<</if>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.mpreg == 1>>
@@ -15209,7 +15209,7 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<EventNameDelink $activeSlave>>
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		You tell $him $he's a sex slave, and that $he needs to learn how to suck dick.
-		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+		<<if !canTalk($activeSlave) && (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 			$He frantically begs with gestures, pleading <<if (hasBothLegs($activeSlave))>>on $his knees<<else>>desperately<</if>>.
 		<<elseif !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
 			$He frantically mouths pleas that you leave $his throat cock-free.
@@ -19927,15 +19927,15 @@ brought in to you. This time <<EventNameLink>> has been sent to deliver it. $He
 	<<replace "#result">>
 		There are some things that never change, even after ascension to the high position of an arcology owner. One of these fixtures of life is the ability to enjoy a relaxing evening of wallscreen television and <<if $PC.dick == 1>>a blowjob<<if $PC.vagina == 1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina == 1>>some cunnilingus<</if>>. With $activeSlave.slaveName sequestered between your legs, you tune into your favorite Free Cities serial drama and <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>audibly <</if>>widen your legs slightly as you sink back into the chair with a sigh of contentment. $He
 		<<if $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
-			gently leans onto $his _belly belly<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> with $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> steadying the mass<</if>>
+			gently leans onto $his _belly belly<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> with $his arm<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> steadying the mass<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 3000>>
-				<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneels carefully<<else>>lowers $himself<</if>><<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> with <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>an<<else>>$his<</if>> arm wrapped protectively around $his bump<</if>>
+				<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneels carefully<<else>>lowers $himself<</if>><<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> with <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>an<<else>>$his<</if>> arm wrapped protectively around $his bump<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneels carefully<<else>>lowers $himself<</if>><<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> with <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>an<<else>>$his<</if>> arm cradling $his _belly belly<</if>>
+				<<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>kneels carefully<<else>>lowers $himself<</if>><<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> with <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>an<<else>>$his<</if>> arm cradling $his _belly belly<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<else>>
-			sinks to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knee<<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> obediently<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>> with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> placed placidly on $his thigh<<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>><<else>>the ground<</if>>
+			sinks to <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>$his knee<<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> obediently<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>> with $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> placed placidly on $his thigh<<if !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><</if>><<else>>the ground<</if>>
 		<</if>>
 		before putting $his mouth to work,
 		<<if $activeSlave.skill.oral >= 100>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/REresistantmotherdaughter.tw b/src/uncategorized/REresistantmotherdaughter.tw
index 92171f4232c..6140f3b943c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/REresistantmotherdaughter.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/REresistantmotherdaughter.tw
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ $slaves[$i].slaveName and $his _daughter2 are both having trouble getting acclim
 <span id="result">
 <br><<link "Spend the evening gently acclimating them to your ownership">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-	Though neither of the two vehemently protests your decision to have them both join you in bed, furtive uneasy glances are exchanged between the two. Since they're already naked, they clamber onto your bed before you and reluctantly kneel facing each other, leaving enough space between them for you and for them to avert their eyes to avoid the other's nakedness. They clearly assume you would start by using one of them, so they're quite taken aback when you remain standing at the edge of the bed and suggest that $slaves[$i].slaveName play with $his _daughter2. $slaves[$j].slaveName awkwardly flounders a little as _his2 mother's <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>hands roam<<elseif $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3>>hand roams<</if>> about _his2 body, but does not reel back from the intimate touching. In time you instruct $slaves[$j].slaveName to pleasure _his2 mother, but still decline to join the incestuous union unfolding on your sheets. You extend the foreplay for hours, bringing both mother and _daughter2 to such a state of naked arousal that they begin grinding against each other uninhibitedly. They are both so desperate for release that they do not object when you finally decide to join them, instead eagerly moving to include you in their coupling. What started with $slaves[$j].slaveName awkwardly kneeling unmoving while _his2 mother sucked _his2 nipples ends with $slaves[$j].slaveName <<if $slaves[$j].missingArms == 0 && $slaves[$j].missingLegs == 0>>on all fours<<else>>bent over<</if>> getting fucked by you while orally pleasuring $slaves[$i].slaveName. You gaze over at $slaves[$i].slaveName and $he moans and licks $his lips enticingly back at you as $slaves[$j].slaveName moans into $his fuckhole.
+	Though neither of the two vehemently protests your decision to have them both join you in bed, furtive uneasy glances are exchanged between the two. Since they're already naked, they clamber onto your bed before you and reluctantly kneel facing each other, leaving enough space between them for you and for them to avert their eyes to avoid the other's nakedness. They clearly assume you would start by using one of them, so they're quite taken aback when you remain standing at the edge of the bed and suggest that $slaves[$i].slaveName play with $his _daughter2. $slaves[$j].slaveName awkwardly flounders a little as _his2 mother's <<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>hands roam<<elseif hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>hand roams<</if>> about _his2 body, but does not reel back from the intimate touching. In time you instruct $slaves[$j].slaveName to pleasure _his2 mother, but still decline to join the incestuous union unfolding on your sheets. You extend the foreplay for hours, bringing both mother and _daughter2 to such a state of naked arousal that they begin grinding against each other uninhibitedly. They are both so desperate for release that they do not object when you finally decide to join them, instead eagerly moving to include you in their coupling. What started with $slaves[$j].slaveName awkwardly kneeling unmoving while _his2 mother sucked _his2 nipples ends with $slaves[$j].slaveName <<if hasBothArms($slaves[$j]) && hasBothLegs($slaves[$j])>>on all fours<<else>>bent over<</if>> getting fucked by you while orally pleasuring $slaves[$i].slaveName. You gaze over at $slaves[$i].slaveName and $he moans and licks $his lips enticingly back at you as $slaves[$j].slaveName moans into $his fuckhole.
 	@@.mediumaquamarine;They have both become more trusting of you.@@
 
 	<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 4, $slaves[$j].trust += 4, $slaves[$i].counter.oral += 1, $slaves[$j].counter.oral += 1, $oralTotal += 2>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/bodyModification.tw b/src/uncategorized/bodyModification.tw
index 0448d3b1794..2b89ceeac8c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/bodyModification.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/bodyModification.tw
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@
 			<</if>>
 			<<switch $scarDesign.local>>
 				<<case "whip">>
-					Targetting a single area with a whip is not easy. You set the mood by carefully arranging candles dripping on to a whimpering $activeSlave.slaveName, then got $his attention with a quick <<if canSee($activeSLave)>>wave<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>crack<<else>>tap<</if>> of the whip. One by one, you carefully snuffed out the candles, flicking hot wax as you went. After pausing a moment, you prepared to leave your mark.
+					Targetting a single area with a whip is not easy. You set the mood by carefully arranging candles dripping on to a whimpering $activeSlave.slaveName, then got $his attention with a quick <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>wave<<elseif canHear($activeSlave)>>crack<<else>>tap<</if>> of the whip. One by one, you carefully snuffed out the candles, flicking hot wax as you went. After pausing a moment, you prepared to leave your mark.
 					<<if ["penis", "vagina"].includes($scarTarget.local)>>
 						<<if $activeSlave.dick > 4 && $seeDicks>>
 							$His dick was large enough that it was not too difficult to hit,
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw b/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw
index 771da0325fe..b04f434023a 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw
@@ -289,7 +289,7 @@
 	<<for _dI = 0; _dI < _DL; _dI++>>
 		<<set $i = $slaveIndices[$BrothiIDs[_dI]]>>
 		<<setLocalPronouns $slaves[$i]>>
-		<<if ($legendaryWombID == 0) && ($slaves[$i].missingArms != 3) && ($slaves[$i].missingLegs != 3) && ($slaves[$i].preg > $slaves[$i].pregData.normalBirth/1.33) && ($slaves[$i].broodmother == 0) && ($slaves[$i].eggType == "human") && ($slaves[$i].counter.births > 10) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$i].prestige == 0)>>
+		<<if ($legendaryWombID == 0) && (hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])) && (hasAnyLegs($slaves[$i])) && ($slaves[$i].preg > $slaves[$i].pregData.normalBirth/1.33) && ($slaves[$i].broodmother == 0) && ($slaves[$i].eggType == "human") && ($slaves[$i].counter.births > 10) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$i].prestige == 0)>>
 			<<set $legendaryWombID = $slaves[$i].ID>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if ($legendaryWhoreID == 0) && ($slaves[$i].skill.whoring >= 100) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$i].prestige == 0)>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw b/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw
index 545413de4a8..3e56a7bf490 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw
@@ -189,7 +189,7 @@
 		<<if ($legendaryEntertainerID == 0) && ($slaves[$i].prestige == 0) && ($slaves[$i].skill.entertainment >= 100) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50)>>
 			<<set $legendaryEntertainerID = $slaves[$i].ID>>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if ($legendaryWombID == 0) && ($slaves[$i].missingArms != 3) && ($slaves[$i].missingLegs != 3) && ($slaves[$i].preg > $slaves[$i].pregData.normalBirth/1.33) && ($slaves[$i].broodmother == 0) && ($slaves[$i].eggType == "human") && ($slaves[$i].counter.births > 10) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$i].prestige == 0)>>
+		<<if ($legendaryWombID == 0) && (hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])) && (hasAnyLegs($slaves[$i])) && ($slaves[$i].preg > $slaves[$i].pregData.normalBirth/1.33) && ($slaves[$i].broodmother == 0) && ($slaves[$i].eggType == "human") && ($slaves[$i].counter.births > 10) && ($slaves[$i].devotion > 50) && ($slaves[$i].prestige == 0)>>
 			<<set $legendaryWombID = $slaves[$i].ID>>
 		<</if>>
 		<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 20) && ($slaves[$i].trust >= -20)>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/industrialDairyAssignmentScene.tw b/src/uncategorized/industrialDairyAssignmentScene.tw
index a23c9292956..b3d2c079e64 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/industrialDairyAssignmentScene.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/industrialDairyAssignmentScene.tw
@@ -23,12 +23,12 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 
 	As $he realizes $his fate, a kind of peace comes over the self hating slut.
 	<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
-		$He <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>mouths<<else>>gestures<</if>> $his thanks dreamily.
+		$He <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>mouths<<else>>gestures<</if>> $his thanks dreamily.
 	<<else>>
 		"Thank you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s simply. "I de<<s>>erve thi<<s>>," $he adds quietly, half to $himself.
 	<</if>>
 	Then $he falls silent and stares at the machine. Though $he hates $himself and looks forward to the release of being unable to do anything but get fucked, that doesn't mean $he isn't afraid.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		<<if ($dairyStimulatorsSetting > 1)>>
 			$He gauges the size of the sodomizer with $his hand, finding that it's wider than $his fist, and then presses the fist against $his own anus. Realizing what's about to happen, $he gives a little shudder.
 			<<if ($dairyPregSetting > 1) && isFertile($activeSlave) && $activeSlave.mpreg != 1>>
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		$He strips and climbs into the machine's embrace,
 	<<else>>
 		Another slave helps $him strip and lays $him in the machine,
@@ -62,12 +62,12 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 
 	As $he realizes what's about to happen, $he begins to cry openly. A curious mix of arousal, joy, and abject horror is obvious on $his face, and $he deals with the conflicting feelings by sobbing.
 	<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
-		$He <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>mouths<<else>>gestures<</if>> $his thanks shakily.
+		$He <<if (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>mouths<<else>>gestures<</if>> $his thanks shakily.
 	<<else>>
 		"Th-thank you, <<Master>>," $he <<say>>s through $his tears. "I love you."
 	<</if>>
 	Then $he falls silent and stares at the machine. $He's probably imagined this a thousand times, but the prospect is still frightening.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		<<if ($dairyStimulatorsSetting > 1)>>
 			$He gauges the size of the sodomizer with $his hand, finding that it's wider than $his fist, and then presses the fist against $his own anus. Realizing that $his anus is about to be permanently gaped, $he looks doubtful, but then visibly reassures $himself. $He'll need both $his mouth and $his ass to eat enough.
 		<</if>>
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 		$He strokes the dildo that will keep $him pregnant like a lover, which, of course, it's about to be.
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		$He strips and climbs into the machine's embrace, shaking with nerves.
 	<<else>>
 		Another slave helps $him strip and lays $him in the machine. $He shakes with nerves.
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 
 	As $he realizes $his fate, the worshipful slave squares $his shoulders, steeling $himself. "<<Master>>," $he <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>signs<<else>><<say>>s<</if>>, "I will do my best to <<s>>erve you." $He steps over to the machine.
 	$He looks it over clinically, getting $himself into the right mindset.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		<<if ($dairyStimulatorsSetting > 1)>>
 			$He gauges the size of the massive phallus that will soon penetrate $his anus. It's broader than $his fist. "I think I can take this. It'll be tough, but I'll need all the hydration I can get."
 		<</if>>
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		$He strips and climbs into the machine's embrace.
 	<<else>>
 		Another slave helps $him strip and lays $him in the machine.
@@ -124,7 +124,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 <<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 60>>
 
 	As $he realizes $his fate, the tears come quickly. "<<Master>>," $he <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>signs<<else>><<say>>s quietly<</if>>, "i<<s>> thi<<s>> for me?" You nod, and $he steps over to the machine. $He lightly traces its gleaming metal, looking wistful.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		<<if ($dairyStimulatorsSetting > 1)>>
 			$He gently touches the head of the massive phallus that will soon penetrate $his anus. It's broader than $his fist. "M-my butthole i<<s>>n't going to be any good for anal after thi<<s>>."
 		<</if>>
@@ -136,13 +136,13 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		$He strips and climbs into the machine's embrace.
 	<<else>>
 		Another slave helps $him strip and lays $him in the machine.
 	<</if>>
 	"<<Master>>," $he <<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>signs<<else>>gasps out<</if>>, the tears coming fast now. "C-can you
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		h-hold my h-hand while it a-activate<<s>>? Plea<<s>>e?" You take $his hand as the straps automatically tighten, robbing $him of the ability to move. $He grips your hand tightly.
 	<<else>>
 		<<S>>-<<s>>tay with me while it activate<<s>>? Plea<<s>>e?" You stand by as the straps automatically tighten, robbing $him of the ability to move.
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 <<elseif $activeSlave.devotion > 20>>
 
 	$He desperately tries to be brave and obey, but as $his fate dawns on $him, $his courage and conditioning fail $him.
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingLegs == 3)>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>
 		$He tries to wriggle away from the machine, so
 	<<else>>
 		$He turns and tries to run, so
@@ -162,7 +162,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 		$Milkmaid.slaveName is
 	<</if>>
 	obliged to
-	<<if ($activeSlave.amp != 1)>>
+	<<if (!isAmputee($activeSlave))>>
 		subdue $him and strap $him,
 	<<else>>
 		place $him,
@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@ When $activeSlave.slaveName reports to the dairy, it's to the sight of an unoccu
 	<<if $activeSlave.trust >= -20>>
 		$He is afraid of you, but not afraid enough that $he will not resist this.
 	<</if>>
-	<<if ($activeSlave.missingLegs == 3)>>
+	<<if (hasAnyLegs($activeSlave))>>
 		$He tries to wriggle away from the machine, so
 	<<else>>
 		$He turns and tries to run, so
@@ -406,7 +406,7 @@ The machine continues fucking $him despite $his climax.
 	To allow $him some rest despite $his terror, the drug cocktail is adjusted as $his orgasm fades,
 <</if>>
 to put $him to sleep. $He slumps against the machine as $he drops off.
-<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>$His painfully tight grip on your hand finally loosens<</if>>.
+<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$His painfully tight grip on your hand finally loosens<</if>>.
 <<if ($dairyStimulatorsSetting > 1)>>
 	$His anus has not yet stretched to take the necessary full power setting, so $he is gently sodomized as $he sleeps to get $his sphincter used to its permanent occupier.
 <</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw b/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
index ac72bdee3f5..0e380fcf12b 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/longSlaveDescription.tw
@@ -1918,7 +1918,7 @@ $He is
 	<</if>>
 
 	<<if $activeSlave.skill.combat > 0>>
-		$He is @@.aquamarine;skilled at combat:@@ $he is comfortable with the use of modern firearms and edged weapons, and $his hands <<if $activeSlave.amp == -4>>would be deadly weapons even if they weren't full of deadly weapons already<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms > 0>>would be deadly weapons if $he had <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>any<<else>>more than one<</if>><<else>>are deadly weapons<</if>>.
+		$He is @@.aquamarine;skilled at combat:@@ $he is comfortable with the use of modern firearms and edged weapons, and $his hands <<if $activeSlave.amp == -4>>would be deadly weapons even if they weren't full of deadly weapons already<<elseif !hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>would be deadly weapons if $he had <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>any<<else>>more than one<</if>><<else>>are deadly weapons<</if>>.
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
@@ -1930,7 +1930,7 @@ $He is
 
 <<pregnancyDescription>>
 
-<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && $activeSlave.missingLegs != 3>>
+<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.weight > 190>>
 		$He has <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>an <</if>>extremely fat leg<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> with <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>an <</if>>immense soft, rather uneven thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>><<if $activeSlave.muscles > 5>> and<<else>>.<</if>>
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 160>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/masterSuiteReport.tw b/src/uncategorized/masterSuiteReport.tw
index b893ad92704..6d26a48e9d1 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/masterSuiteReport.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/masterSuiteReport.tw
@@ -385,7 +385,7 @@
 			<<silently>>
 			<<include "SA chooses own job">>
 			<<include "SA please you">>
-			<<if $servantMilkers == 1 && $slaves[$i].lactation > 0 && $slaves[$i].fuckdoll == 0 && $slaves[$i].fetish != "mindbroken" && $slaves[$i].missingArms != 3 && $slaves[$i].intelligence+$slaves[$i].intelligenceImplant >= -90>><<set $servantMilkersMultiplier = 0.25>><<silently>><<include "SA get milked">><</silently>><<set $servantMilkersMultiplier = 1>><</if>>
+			<<if $servantMilkers == 1 && $slaves[$i].lactation > 0 && $slaves[$i].fuckdoll == 0 && $slaves[$i].fetish != "mindbroken" && hasAnyArms($slaves[$i]) && $slaves[$i].intelligence+$slaves[$i].intelligenceImplant >= -90>><<set $servantMilkersMultiplier = 0.25>><<silently>><<include "SA get milked">><</silently>><<set $servantMilkersMultiplier = 1>><</if>>
 			<<set _chosenClothes = saChoosesOwnClothes($slaves[$i])>>
 			<<include "SA rules">>
 			<<include "SA diet">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/matchmaking.tw b/src/uncategorized/matchmaking.tw
index 7cae6c4d6e9..c23817cbd3e 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/matchmaking.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/matchmaking.tw
@@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ You tell $eventSlave.slaveName that you're going to marry $him. (A proposal, of
 		good <<wife>>,
 	<</if>>
 	<<Master>>. Oh, thank you, <<Master>>," $he blubbers, and starts crying again.
-<<elseif $eventSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+<<elseif hasAnyArms($eventSlave)>>
 	$he shakily signs $his thanks twice in a row before breaking down again.
 <<else>>
 	$he painstakingly mouths $his thanks, since $he cannot speak or use hands to sign.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw b/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw
index 3ec08e145cb..5983abdbefe 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/newSlaveIntro.tw
@@ -1291,7 +1291,7 @@ The legalities completed, ''__@@.pink;<<= SlaveFullName($activeSlave)>>@@__'' <<
 		<<if canHear($activeSlave)>>
 			but almost jumps out of $his $activeSlave.skin skin when you crack it behind $him.
 		<<else>>
-			and in $his deaf state every blow is a devastating suprise.
+			and in $his deaf state every blow is a devastating surprise.
 		<</if>>
 		$He frantically
 		<<if $activeSlave.amp != 1>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/nextWeek.tw b/src/uncategorized/nextWeek.tw
index 47ef3082f01..b85d29a5b02 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/nextWeek.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/nextWeek.tw
@@ -183,10 +183,10 @@
 		<<set $slaves[_i].missingArms = 3, $slaves[_i].missingLegs = 3>>
 	<</if>>
 	/* I don't trust these */
-	<<if $slaves[_i].missingArms == 3>>
+	<<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[_i])>>
 		<<set $slaves[_i].armsTat = 0, $slaves[_i].nails = 0, $slaves[_i].armAccessory = "none">>
 	<</if>>
-	<<if $slaves[_i].missingLegs == 3>>
+	<<if !hasAnyLegs($slaves[_i])>>
 		<<set $slaves[_i].heels = 0, $slaves[_i].shoes = "none", $slaves[_i].legAccessory = "none", $slaves[_i].legsTat = 0, $slaves[_i].heightImplant = 0>>
 	<</if>>
 	/* irregular leptin production weight gain/loss setter */
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pCoupCollaboration.tw b/src/uncategorized/pCoupCollaboration.tw
index 2c2fa5836aa..78312d30d5d 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pCoupCollaboration.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pCoupCollaboration.tw
@@ -53,9 +53,9 @@ After half an hour of watching the executions,
 	<<if $traitorType == "agent">>
 		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>steps<</if>> slowly into your office, dreading what is to come. You greet $him by name and $he breaks down in tears. As $he takes a shot at the nearest Daughter, they open fire on the both of you. Your cause of death is that of many an oppressor — an aneurysm of the cerebellum, in 9mm Parabellum.
 	<<elseif $traitorType == "horror">>
-		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>steps<</if>> gingerly into your office, not happy to be here once more. You greet $him by name, in response to which $he cowers in fear<<if $traitor.missingArms != 3>> and drops $his weapon<</if>>. Not interested in giving you an opportunity, $his comrade takes the shot. Your cause of death is that of many an oppressor — an aneurysm of the cerebellum, in 9mm Parabellum.
+		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>steps<</if>> gingerly into your office, not happy to be here once more. You greet $him by name, in response to which $he cowers in fear<<if hasAnyArms($traitor)>> and drops $his weapon<</if>>. Not interested in giving you an opportunity, $his comrade takes the shot. Your cause of death is that of many an oppressor — an aneurysm of the cerebellum, in 9mm Parabellum.
 	<<elseif $traitorType == "defiant">>
-		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>strides<</if>> confidently into your office. You greet $him by name, in response to which $he <<if $traitor.missingArms != 3>>deals<<else>>orders one of $his comrades to give<</if>> you a vicious open-handed slap that knocks you out of your chair.
+		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>strides<</if>> confidently into your office. You greet $him by name, in response to which $he <<if hasAnyArms($traitor)>>deals<<else>>orders one of $his comrades to give<</if>> you a vicious open-handed slap that knocks you out of your chair.
 		<<if !canTalk($traitor)>>
 			$His last words to you are nothing more than a rude gesture.
 		<<elseif $traitor.slaveName != $traitor.birthName>>
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@ After half an hour of watching the executions,
 		<</if>>
 		Your cause of death is that of many an oppressor — an aneurysm of the cerebellum, in 9mm Parabellum.
 	<<else>>
-		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>strides<</if>> confidently into your office. You greet $him by name, in response to which $he <<if $traitor.missingArms != 3>>deals<<else>>orders one of $his comrades to give<</if>> you a vicious open-handed slap that knocks you out of your chair.
+		$traitor.slaveName <<if $traitor.bellyPreg >= 10000>>waddles<<else>>strides<</if>> confidently into your office. You greet $him by name, in response to which $he <<if hasAnyArms($traitor)>>deals<<else>>orders one of $his comrades to give<</if>> you a vicious open-handed slap that knocks you out of your chair.
 		<<if !canTalk($traitor)>>
 			$He wastes no time trying to speak to the likes of you.
 		<<elseif $traitor.slaveName != $traitor.birthName>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/peConcubineInterview.tw b/src/uncategorized/peConcubineInterview.tw
index ede4690643d..9810896ac44 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/peConcubineInterview.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/peConcubineInterview.tw
@@ -125,9 +125,9 @@ You receive an official communication from a popular talk show e-hosted in one o
 		"Now I'm sure our viewers are wondering," he says, patting the firm dome. "Is it <<= PlayerName()>>'s?"
 		<<if $activeSlave.pregSource == -1>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 450000>>
-				"Of cour<<s>>e they are!" $he proclaims proudly as $he <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> across<<else>>stretches out to show off<</if>> $his quivering mass. "All $activeSlave.pregType of them!"
+				"Of cour<<s>>e they are!" $he proclaims proudly as $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> across<<else>>stretches out to show off<</if>> $his quivering mass. "All $activeSlave.pregType of them!"
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 100000>>
-				"Of cour<<s>>e they are!" $he proclaims proudly as $he <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> across<<else>>stretches out to show off<</if>> $his belly. "All $activeSlave.pregType of them!"
+				"Of cour<<s>>e they are!" $he proclaims proudly as $he <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> across<<else>>stretches out to show off<</if>> $his belly. "All $activeSlave.pregType of them!"
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyImplant >= 1500>>
 				"It'<<s>> fake. Pretty hard to tell though, i<<s>>n't it?"
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 1500>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw b/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw
index dc804bcdf1c..66fdc7b77f0 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/peHeadgirlConcubine.tw
@@ -332,7 +332,7 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 				<<else>>
 					shoves $his cock up $Concubine.slaveName's ass, since $he knows your Concubine can take $his dick with ease.
 				<</if>>
-				Then $he grabs $Concubine.slaveName <<if $Concubine.missingLegs == 3>>by the stumps<<else>>behind the knee<<if $Concubine.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and spreads _his2 <<if $Concubine.missingLegs == 0>>legs<<else>>cheeks<</if>> as far as they'll go, rotating _his2 hips to position _him2 for another phallus up the butt.
+				Then $he grabs $Concubine.slaveName <<if !hasAnyLegs($Concubine)>>by the stumps<<else>>behind the knee<<if hasBothLegs($Concubine)>>s<</if>><</if>> and spreads _his2 <<if hasBothLegs($Concubine)>>legs<<else>>cheeks<</if>> as far as they'll go, rotating _his2 hips to position _him2 for another phallus up the butt.
 				<<set $slaves[_headGirl].counter.penetrative++, $penetrativeTotal++>>
 				<<if canImpreg($slaves[_concubine], $slaves[_headGirl])>>
 					<<= knockMeUp($slaves[_concubine], 10, 1, $slaves[_headGirl].ID, 1)>>
@@ -353,7 +353,7 @@ and it's also obvious that they've been filling the few minutes they've been wai
 			Your Concubine shivers and moans as _his2 sphincter accommodates <<if $PC.dick == 1>>your cock<<else>>the strap-on<</if>>, too.
 		<</if>>
 		<br><br>
-		You start to fuck _him2, and then ask _him2 what _he2 needed from you. The poor _girl2 has to concentrate hard to remember why _he2's here through the waterfall of sensations, but _he2 manages it eventually, gasping out a little aesthetic question about one of your other bedslaves. You give _him2 _his2 answer and make _him2 repeat it back. When you're satisfied, you grab _his2 <<if $Concubine.missingLegs == 3>>hips<<else>>ankle<<if $Concubine.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and pull them up, sliding _him2 off your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>pole<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and $HeadGirl.slaveName's <<if (canPenetrate($HeadGirl))>>dick<<else>>penetrating fingers<</if>> with a lovely lewd noise. After appreciating the sight of _his2 well-fucked <<if ((canDoAnal($Concubine) && $Concubine.anus > 0) && (canDoVaginal($Concubine) && $Concubine.vagina > 0))>>holes<<else>>hole<</if>>, you swing _his2 ass over and deposit it on the bed, producing a grunt as the drop forces the wind out of _him2. Grabbing your Head Girl in turn, you yank $him towards you, give the giggling slave a kiss, seize $his
+		You start to fuck _him2, and then ask _him2 what _he2 needed from you. The poor _girl2 has to concentrate hard to remember why _he2's here through the waterfall of sensations, but _he2 manages it eventually, gasping out a little aesthetic question about one of your other bedslaves. You give _him2 _his2 answer and make _him2 repeat it back. When you're satisfied, you grab _his2 <<if !hasAnyLegs($Concubine)>>hips<<else>>ankle<<if hasBothLegs($Concubine)>>s<</if>><</if>> and pull them up, sliding _him2 off your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>pole<<else>>strap-on<</if>> and $HeadGirl.slaveName's <<if (canPenetrate($HeadGirl))>>dick<<else>>penetrating fingers<</if>> with a lovely lewd noise. After appreciating the sight of _his2 well-fucked <<if ((canDoAnal($Concubine) && $Concubine.anus > 0) && (canDoVaginal($Concubine) && $Concubine.vagina > 0))>>holes<<else>>hole<</if>>, you swing _his2 ass over and deposit it on the bed, producing a grunt as the drop forces the wind out of _him2. Grabbing your Head Girl in turn, you yank $him towards you, give the giggling slave a kiss, seize $his
 		<<if $HeadGirl.hips > 2>>
 			breeding
 		<<elseif $HeadGirl.weight > 95>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
index 6dd7bf4cf01..7293c491e91 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/personalAssistantAppearance.tw
@@ -149,7 +149,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 	<<case "intellectual dependency">>
 		_HeA's taken to frequently sucking _himselfA off and displays a clear oral fixation.
 	<<case "slave professionalism">>
-		_HeA's wearing a refined suit that reveals just the right amount of cleavage and tastefully carresses _hisA third leg.
+		_HeA's wearing a refined suit that reveals just the right amount of cleavage and tastefully caresses _hisA third leg.
 	<<case "petite admiration">>
 		_HeA's recently adjusted _hisA height to be quite short: _heA finds having an erection easier than dragging _hisA cock along the ground.
 	<<case "statuesque glorification">>
@@ -1665,7 +1665,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 				_HeA is wearing nothing at all; it would just get in the way. _HeA's hard and ready to go, not that _heA could think of anything else to do.
 			<</if>>
 		<<case "slave professionalism">>
-			_HeA is wearing a fine suit and ready to offer a deal noone could refuse.
+			_HeA is wearing a fine suit and ready to offer a deal no one could refuse.
 		<<case "petite admiration">>
 			_HeA is wearing nothing at all and has recently rendered _himselfA quite short; the perfect height to slip through a crowd, unseen and slapping booty.
 		<<case "statuesque glorification">>
@@ -1849,7 +1849,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 				_HisA lavish makeup, long nails, luxurious hair,
 				<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiastLaw != 1>>
 					<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast == "unset">>
-						<<if $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansioninst != "unset" || $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">>
+						<<if $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset" || $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">>
 							heaving<<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">> fake<</if>> tits, downright massive<<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">> implant-filled<</if>> ass,
 						<<else>>
 							huge tits, fat ass,
@@ -1858,7 +1858,7 @@ _HeA's a cute little <<if $arcologies[0].FSSupremacist != "unset" && $assistantF
 						<<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">>
 							breast implants, fake ass,
 						<<else>>
-							tits pushing the boundry of good taste, nearly obscene ass,
+							tits pushing the boundary of good taste, nearly obscene ass,
 						<</if>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw b/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
index dece7aee63c..36d84d39568 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/ptWorkaround.tw
@@ -41,14 +41,14 @@
 		<<else>>
 			carry $him out and have $him service you in public. $He comes harder than ever when you push $his face to your <<if $PC.dick == 1>>dick<<else>>pussy<</if>> in a crowded public arcology elevator and facefuck $him while $he
 		<</if>>
-		<<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>
+		<<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 			masturbates fervently.
 		<<else>>
 			tries $his hardest to masturbate.
 		<</if>>
 		<<set $activeSlave.counter.oral += 8, $oralTotal += 8>>
 	<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus == 3) && ($activeSlave.vagina == 3) && $activeSlave.geneMods.rapidCellGrowth != 1>>
-		$activeSlave.slaveName is a stretched-out, well-traveled slut. Some like their holes loose, but most prefer cunts and butts that don't make sloppy noises when fucked. So, you spend some quality care time with $him, carefully massaging $his abused holes with oils and lotions. $He comes, of course, but $his pussy and asshole do benefit from the treatment. You allow $him to service you with $his mouth to avoid spoiling your work right away. Afterward, $he <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>@@.hotpink;hugs you and gives you a kiss@@<<else>>@@.hotpink;gives you a kiss and tries to hug you,@@ but without arms, all $he manages is a sort of nuzzle<</if>>.
+		$activeSlave.slaveName is a stretched-out, well-traveled slut. Some like their holes loose, but most prefer cunts and butts that don't make sloppy noises when fucked. So, you spend some quality care time with $him, carefully massaging $his abused holes with oils and lotions. $He comes, of course, but $his pussy and asshole do benefit from the treatment. You allow $him to service you with $his mouth to avoid spoiling your work right away. Afterward, $he <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>@@.hotpink;hugs you and gives you a kiss@@<<else>>@@.hotpink;gives you a kiss and tries to hug you,@@ but without arms, all $he manages is a sort of nuzzle<</if>>.
 		<<set $activeSlave.vagina--, $activeSlave.anus--,
 		$activeSlave.counter.oral += 5, $oralTotal += 5>>
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == 0>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reBoomerang.tw b/src/uncategorized/reBoomerang.tw
index 96b379b7b7d..9e8b9bc987a 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reBoomerang.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reBoomerang.tw
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ brings up the relevant feeds. There's a naked body crumpled pathetically against
 		You sold $him to a factory farm, and the
 	<</switch>>
 	effects of living there have changed $his body greatly. It's surprising $he managed to make it up here at all. "Plea<<s>>e," $he begs. "I d-don't want to <<s>>pend the r-re<<s>>t of my life being raped by a ma<<ch>>ine."
-	<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && $activeSlave.missingLegs != 3>>$He shifts uncomfortably on $his <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>foot<<else>>feet<</if>>. The soles of the feet are a convenient place to beat a whore, since it's agonizingly painful, doesn't bruise badly, and won't inconvenience a slave that spends all $his time kneeling or lying down.<</if>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>$He shifts uncomfortably on $his <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>foot<<else>>feet<</if>>. The soles of the feet are a convenient place to beat a whore, since it's agonizingly painful, doesn't bruise badly, and won't inconvenience a slave that spends all $his time kneeling or lying down.<</if>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.anus = 4>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.lactation = 2, $activeSlave.lactationDuration = 2, $activeSlave.lactationAdaptation = 100>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.boobs = Math.clamp($activeSlave.boobs+2000+50*random(-20,20),0,10000)>>
@@ -346,7 +346,7 @@ brings up the relevant feeds. There's a naked body crumpled pathetically against
 		"Plea<<s>>e. I've been re<<s>>old
 	<</switch>>
 	to a <<sh>>-<<sh>>itty brothel on the lower level<<s>>. It'<<s>> h-horrible there. I live in a tiny little room, and the only people I ever <<s>>ee ju<<s>>t fuck me and leave. N-nobody ever t-talk<<s>> to me. And they beat me."
-	<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && $activeSlave.missingLegs != 3>>$He shifts uncomfortably on $his <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>foot<<else>>feet<</if>>. The soles of the feet are a convenient place to beat a whore, since it's agonizingly painful, doesn't bruise badly, and won't inconvenience a slave that spends all $his time kneeling or lying down.<</if>>
+	<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && !hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>$He shifts uncomfortably on $his <<if !hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>foot<<else>>feet<</if>>. The soles of the feet are a convenient place to beat a whore, since it's agonizingly painful, doesn't bruise badly, and won't inconvenience a slave that spends all $his time kneeling or lying down.<</if>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.anus = 3>>
 	<<if $activeSlave.vagina > -1>><<set $activeSlave.vagina = 3>><</if>>
 	<<set $activeSlave.sexualFlaw = either("hates anal", "hates oral", "hates penetration")>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw b/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw
index 4cc3ca1e983..68f788a68b0 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reDevotedTwins.tw
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	/* 000-250-006 */
 </span>
 
-$slaves[$i].slaveName and $slaves[$j].slaveName are such good and devoted slaves that they happily do everything together. They sleep <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0 && $slaves[$j].missingArms == 0>>in each other's arms<<else>>together<</if>>, bathe together, work together whenever they can, and fuck together. For a while they masturbated together until they became so habituated to sexual slavery that they stopped seeing much distinction between masturbation and sex with one another. At the moment, they're getting ready for their day, chatting quietly and helping each other.
+$slaves[$i].slaveName and $slaves[$j].slaveName are such good and devoted slaves that they happily do everything together. They sleep <<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i]) && $slaves[$j].missingArms == 0>>in each other's arms<<else>>together<</if>>, bathe together, work together whenever they can, and fuck together. For a while they masturbated together until they became so habituated to sexual slavery that they stopped seeing much distinction between masturbation and sex with one another. At the moment, they're getting ready for their day, chatting quietly and helping each other.
 <br><br>
 <span id="result">
 <<link "Take them out for the morning">>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw b/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw
index f75d852e166..975b1497373 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reRelationshipAdvice.tw
@@ -112,7 +112,7 @@ $He nods $his head quickly, still staring <<if !canSee($activeSlave)>>blankly <<
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "dom")>>
 			to be your top." $subSlave.slaveName looks relieved that that's all it is, and <<if ($subSlave.voice != 0)>>says, "Okay!"<<else>>nods.<</if>> _He2 sidles up to $activeSlave.slaveName, looking up at $him submissively.
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "submissive")>>
-			to be your bottom." $subSlave.slaveName looks relieved that that's all it is, and says, <<if ($subSlave.voice != 0)>>says, "Okay!"<<else>>nods.<</if>> _He2 takes $activeSlave.slaveName's face in _his2 hand<<if $subSlave.missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> and kisses $him dominantly.
+			to be your bottom." $subSlave.slaveName looks relieved that that's all it is, and says, <<if ($subSlave.voice != 0)>>says, "Okay!"<<else>>nods.<</if>> _He2 takes $activeSlave.slaveName's face in _his2 hand<<if hasBothArms($subSlave)>>s<</if>> and kisses $him dominantly.
 		<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.fetish == "boobs")>>
 			to fuck your boob<<s>>." $subSlave.slaveName looks relieved that that's all it is, and says, <<if ($subSlave.voice != 0)>>says, "Okay!"<<else>>nods.<</if>> _He2 takes $activeSlave.slaveName's <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>hands and places them<<else>>hand and places it<</if>> right on _his2 breasts.
 		<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw b/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
index 4f5e171c07a..b04fc74d5f7 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/reStandardPunishment.tw
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.trust < -20>>
 		starts to cry but doesn't let that stop $him from hurriedly obeying. $He stumbles once, something in your tone that making $his knees go weak with terror.
 	<<else>>
-		breaks down and makes no move to obey, but does not resist as you <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>take $his wrist<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> in your hands<<else>>grab $him around the waist<</if>> and hoist $him into the restraints.
+		breaks down and makes no move to obey, but does not resist as you <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>take $his wrist<<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> in your hands<<else>>grab $him around the waist<</if>> and hoist $him into the restraints.
 	<</if>>
 	The shackles can be moved up or down, and you move them down, forcing the weeping slave to spread $his legs. You let $him anticipate the pain for a long time before you start whipping $his buttocks. Your leather instrument is exquisitely designed and balanced to produce pain without breaking the skin or leaving a permanent mark, and you make cruel use of it. After a short preliminary asswhipping, you vary your strokes, letting $him feel the whip on $his thigh<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>>, cal<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>ves<<else>>f<</if>> and flank<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> before placing strokes against $his <<if $activeSlave.scrotum > 0>>poor ballsack<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>poor penis<<else>>poor pussy<</if>>. $He loses all control, <<if canTalk($activeSlave)>>shamelessly begging for mercy<<elseif $activeSlave.voice != 0>>sobbing and moaning incoherently<<else>>rasping pathetic little sobs past $his mute throat<</if>>. When you're done, $he's @@.gold;almost crazy with fear@@ of future whippings.
 	<<set $activeSlave.trust -= 6>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
index d8586d2f736..2cee71457f1 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/remoteSurgery.tw
@@ -1781,13 +1781,13 @@ Work on $him structurally:
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3 && hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
+		<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave) && hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 			|
 		<</if>>
 		<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>
 			[[Remove left leg|Surgery Degradation][surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "left leg"), $surgeryType = "ampL1"]]
 			| [[Remove right leg|Surgery Degradation][surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "right leg"), $surgeryType = "ampL1"]]
-			<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+			<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 				| [[Remove both legs|Surgery Degradation][surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "left leg"), surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "right leg"), $surgeryType = "ampL2"]]
 			<<else>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP1"}) == -1 && $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP2"}) == -1>>
@@ -1797,7 +1797,7 @@ Work on $him structurally:
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.missingLegs == 1>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+			<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 				[[Remove leg|Surgery Degradation][surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "right leg"), $surgeryType = "ampL2"]]
 			<<else>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP1"}) == -1 && $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP2"}) == -1>>
@@ -1807,7 +1807,7 @@ Work on $him structurally:
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $activeSlave.missingLegs == 2>>
-			<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+			<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 				[[Remove leg|Surgery Degradation][surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "left leg"), $surgeryType = "ampL2"]]
 			<<else>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP1"}) == -1 && $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP2"}) == -1>>
@@ -1817,7 +1817,7 @@ Work on $him structurally:
 				<</if>>
 			<</if>>
 		<</if>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3 && hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
+		<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave) && hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP1"}) == -1 && $activeSlave.readyProsthetics.findIndex(function(p) {return p.id == "interfaceP2"}) == -1>>
 				| [[Remove all arms and legs|Surgery Degradation][surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "left arm"), surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "right arm"), surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "left leg"), surgeryAmp($activeSlave, "right leg"), $activeSlave.amp = 1, $activeSlave.releaseRules = "restrictive", $surgeryType = "amp"]] //This will greatly restrict $him//
 			<<else>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/rename.tw b/src/uncategorized/rename.tw
index 8defb523662..acff6458933 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/rename.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/rename.tw
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@
 			<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
 				<<if $activeSlave.slaveSurname == $PC.surname>>
 					<<if $activeSlave.amp <= 0>>
-						When you tell $him that $he's to be known as $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname now, $he starts to cry. $He tries to get $himself under control and thank you as best $he can, <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>wiping at the tears running down $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks, <</if>>but $he can't seem to stop weeping as $he thanks you over and over. $He's a sex slave, your property, and it's understandable that some doubts about the permanence of $his place as your slave $wife. This has @@.mediumaquamarine;helped reassure $him,@@ and explains the strength of $his emotional reaction. The next time you make love to $him, $he @@.hotpink;presses $himself as close to you as $he can,@@ eager to drink in as much of your presence as $he can get.
+						When you tell $him that $he's to be known as $activeSlave.slaveName $activeSlave.slaveSurname now, $he starts to cry. $He tries to get $himself under control and thank you as best $he can, <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>wiping at the tears running down $his $activeSlave.skin cheeks, <</if>>but $he can't seem to stop weeping as $he thanks you over and over. $He's a sex slave, your property, and it's understandable that some doubts about the permanence of $his place as your slave $wife. This has @@.mediumaquamarine;helped reassure $him,@@ and explains the strength of $his emotional reaction. The next time you make love to $him, $he @@.hotpink;presses $himself as close to you as $he can,@@ eager to drink in as much of your presence as $he can get.
 					<<else>>
 						$He's @@.hotpink;deeply touched@@ that $he now shares a surname with you, and has @@.mediumaquamarine;an additional source of confidence@@ that $he'll remain your amputee slave $wife.
 					<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw b/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
index 6f6d5618c65..0f43c8b0164 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saLongTermEffects.tw
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 				<<set $slaves[$i].skill.whoring = 50>>
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif $slaves[$i].fuckdoll <= 25>>
-			This week $he @@.green;learns the most basic commands@@ $his suit can pass, those for simple postures. <<if $slaves[$i].amp == 1>>These are very simple, since $he lacks limbs.<<else>>One command directs $him to remain standing, but cock $his hips to offer $his rear hole. Another requires $him to get instantly down <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0 && $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>on all fours<<else>>to the floor<</if>> and arch $his back, offering both $his face hole and <<if $slaves[$i].vagina > -1>>lower holes<<else>>rear hole<</if>>.<</if>>
+			This week $he @@.green;learns the most basic commands@@ $his suit can pass, those for simple postures. <<if $slaves[$i].amp == 1>>These are very simple, since $he lacks limbs.<<else>>One command directs $him to remain standing, but cock $his hips to offer $his rear hole. Another requires $him to get instantly down <<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i]) && hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>on all fours<<else>>to the floor<</if>> and arch $his back, offering both $his face hole and <<if $slaves[$i].vagina > -1>>lower holes<<else>>rear hole<</if>>.<</if>>
 			<<if $slaves[$i].behavioralQuirk != "none">>
 				With no stimulation other than use, $he @@.red;quickly forgets what used to make $his behavior special.@@
 				<<set $slaves[$i].behavioralQuirk = "none">>
@@ -355,7 +355,7 @@
 							$He can't see a woman without doing $his best to find a way the rules will allow $him to abuse the poor girl. $He's now @@.green;more aroused by women.@@
 							<<set $slaves[$i].attrXX += 3>>
 						<<elseif ($slaves[$i].fetish == "boobs")>>
-							$He can't see a woman without doing $his best to get $his <<if ($slaves[$i].missingArms == 3)>>face between<<else>>hand<<if ($slaves[$i].missingArms == 0)>>s<</if>> on<</if>> her breasts. $He's now @@.green;more aroused by women.@@
+							$He can't see a woman without doing $his best to get $his <<if (!hasAnyArms($slaves[$i]))>>face between<<else>>hand<<if (hasBothArms($slaves[$i]))>>s<</if>> on<</if>> her breasts. $He's now @@.green;more aroused by women.@@
 							<<set $slaves[$i].attrXX += 3>>
 						<<elseif $slaves[$i].fetish == "pregnancy" && canAchieveErection($slaves[$i])>>
 							$He can't see a woman without plotting to plant $his seed in her womb. $He's now @@.green;more aroused by women.@@
@@ -1465,7 +1465,7 @@
 				<<if !["boots", "extreme heels", "heels", "pumps"].includes($slaves[$i].shoes)>>
 					<<if $slaves[$i].fetish != "submissive">>
 						<<if $slaves[$i].career == "a dairy cow" || $slaves[$i].career == "a breeding bull">>
-							Since $he sees $himself as an animal, $he is perfectly content walking <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0 && $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>on all fours<<else>>as hunched over as $he is<</if>>.
+							Since $he sees $himself as an animal, $he is perfectly content walking <<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i]) && hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>on all fours<<else>>as hunched over as $he is<</if>>.
 						<<else>>
 							<<if _fetishChangeChance > random(0,100)>>
 								Living as a sex slave on all fours @@.lightcoral;turns $him into a sexual submissive.@@
@@ -1473,7 +1473,7 @@
 							<</if>>
 						<</if>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].fetish == "submissive") && ($slaves[$i].fetishStrength <= 95)>>
-						Living as a sex slave on <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0 && $slaves[$i].missingLegs == 0>>all fours<<else>>the ground<</if>> @@.lightcoral;pushes $him deeper into submission.@@
+						Living as a sex slave on <<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i]) && hasBothLegs($slaves[$i])>>all fours<<else>>the ground<</if>> @@.lightcoral;pushes $him deeper into submission.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].fetishStrength += 4>>
 					<</if>>
 				<</if>>
@@ -6925,7 +6925,7 @@
 			<<if $slaves[$i].muscles > -80>>
 				Since $he is incapable of moving $himself,
 				<<if $universalRulesImmobileSlavesMaintainMuscles == 1 && $slaves[$i].muscles >= 0>>
-					and is required to maintain $his musculature, $he regularly lifts weights<<if ($slaves[$i].missingArms == 3)>> with $his leg<</if>> to stave off muscular atrophy.
+					and is required to maintain $his musculature, $he regularly lifts weights<<if (!hasAnyArms($slaves[$i]))>> with $his leg<</if>> to stave off muscular atrophy.
 				<<elseif $slaves[$i].muscles >= -5>>
 					$he steadily @@.orange;loses muscle definition.@@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].muscles-->>
@@ -7870,11 +7870,11 @@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion -= 4.0>>
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust -= 4.0>>
 				<<elseif $slaves[$i].devotion lt 5 and ($slaves[$i].fetish isnot "mindbroken")>>
-					$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across $his bulging belly, feeling the life within threatening to burst $him. $He is @@.gold;disgusted@@ by $his body and @@.mediumorchid;hates you@@ for doing this to $him.
+					$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across $his bulging belly, feeling the life within threatening to burst $him. $He is @@.gold;disgusted@@ by $his body and @@.mediumorchid;hates you@@ for doing this to $him.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion -= 3.0>>
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust -= 3.0>>
 				<<elseif $slaves[$i].devotion lt 20 and ($slaves[$i].fetish isnot "mindbroken")>>
-					$He runs $his hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>> across $his bulging belly, feeling the life within growing larger. $He is @@.gold;concerned@@ by $his body and @@.mediumorchid;is uncertain@@ on $his situation.
+					$He runs $his hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>> across $his bulging belly, feeling the life within growing larger. $He is @@.gold;concerned@@ by $his body and @@.mediumorchid;is uncertain@@ on $his situation.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].devotion -= 2.0>>
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust -= 2.0>>
 				<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw b/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw
index 977776b7299..8331b05506d 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saRules.tw
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -257,7 +257,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -560,7 +560,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -758,7 +758,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -1034,7 +1034,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -1219,7 +1219,7 @@
 					accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 					<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 				<<else>>
-					is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;understands you care about $his current health.@@
+					is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;understands you care about $his current health.@@
 					<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 				<</if>>
 				<<if $slaves[$i].devotion > 20>>
@@ -1712,7 +1712,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>, creams, and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>, creams, and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -1740,7 +1740,7 @@
 				<</if>> /* closes releaseRules not restrictive */
 			<</if>>
 
-			$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ with $his private room in the back of $spaName and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you a bit more for placing the well-being of your slaves in $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>figurative <</if>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>>.
+			$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ with $his private room in the back of $spaName and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you a bit more for placing the well-being of your slaves in $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>figurative <</if>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>>.
 			<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1, $slaves[$i].trust += 1>>
 
 			<<if ($universalRulesConsent == 0)>>
@@ -1895,7 +1895,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -2217,7 +2217,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>, creams, and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>, creams, and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -2245,7 +2245,7 @@
 				<</if>> /* closes releaseRules not restrictive */
 			<</if>>
 
-			$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ with $his private room in the back of $nurseryName and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you a bit more for placing the responsibility of raising $arcologies[0].name's children in $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>figurative <</if>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>>.
+			$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ with $his private room in the back of $nurseryName and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you a bit more for placing the responsibility of raising $arcologies[0].name's children in $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>figurative <</if>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>>.
 			<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1, $slaves[$i].trust += 1>>
 
 			<<if ($universalRulesConsent == 0)>>
@@ -2400,7 +2400,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -2738,7 +2738,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys outside of class, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys outside of class, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you won't make an example out of $him.@@
@@ -2766,7 +2766,7 @@
 				<</if>> /* closes releaseRules not restrictive */
 			<</if>>
 
-			$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ with $his private room in the back of $schoolroomName and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you a bit more for placing the future education of your slaves in $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>figurative <</if>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>>.
+			$He is @@.hotpink;very happy@@ with $his private room in the back of $schoolroomName and @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts@@ you a bit more for placing the future education of your slaves in $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>figurative <</if>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>>.
 			<<set $slaves[$i].devotion += 1, $slaves[$i].trust += 1>>
 
 			<<if ($universalRulesConsent == 0)>>
@@ -2958,7 +2958,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -3235,7 +3235,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -3423,7 +3423,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -3734,7 +3734,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys when off duty, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys when off duty, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -3933,7 +3933,7 @@
 							accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 							<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 						<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-							is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+							is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 							<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 						<<else>>
 							@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -4287,7 +4287,7 @@
 					<<saRulesPlayerDrugEffects>>
 				<<elseif (_release == "masturbation")>>
 					<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys when off duty, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys when off duty, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -4474,7 +4474,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
@@ -5241,7 +5241,7 @@
 						accepts having to relieve $himself solely through masturbation.
 						<<set $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion < 80)>>
-						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
+						is a little disappointed that $he's limited to $his <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>imagination<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>> and toys, but @@.mediumaquamarine;trusts you know what's best for $him.@@
 						<<set $slaves[$i].trust += 1, $slaves[$i].need = 0>>
 					<<else>>
 						@@.mediumaquamarine;trusts your judgment@@ that only $he really knows how to pleasure $himself, though $he @@.mediumorchid;often wonders why you don't use $him.@@
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/saServeYourOtherSlaves.tw b/src/uncategorized/saServeYourOtherSlaves.tw
index a6afa35d4cd..589b2354302 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/saServeYourOtherSlaves.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/saServeYourOtherSlaves.tw
@@ -184,11 +184,11 @@ is serving ''$slaves[_dom].slaveName'' this week.
 		<<set $slaves[_dom].counter.anal += _oralUse, $analTotal += _oralUse>>
 	<<else>>
 		<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < -20)>>
-			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves _his2 rear, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself forced to <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>massage<<else>>fondle<</if>> it on command. $He spends the week trying to avoid servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace ass with $his _subRace <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>face<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>, but $slaves[_dom].slaveName insists. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys being able to force $slaves[$i].slaveName to service _his2 butt.@@
+			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves _his2 rear, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself forced to <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>massage<<else>>fondle<</if>> it on command. $He spends the week trying to avoid servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace ass with $his _subRace <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>face<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>, but $slaves[_dom].slaveName insists. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys being able to force $slaves[$i].slaveName to service _his2 butt.@@
 		<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50)>>
-			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves $his rear, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>massaging<<else>>fondling<</if>> it on command. $He spends the week servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace ass with $his _subRace <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>face<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having _his2 ass pleasured whenever _he2 wants it.@@
+			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves $his rear, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>massaging<<else>>fondling<</if>> it on command. $He spends the week servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace ass with $his _subRace <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>face<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having _his2 ass pleasured whenever _he2 wants it.@@
 		<<else>>
-			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves _his2 rear played with, $slaves[$i].slaveName lavishes attention on _his2 butt. $He spends the week fondling $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace ass with $his _subRace <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>face<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having a playmate so fond of _his2 booty.@@
+			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves _his2 rear played with, $slaves[$i].slaveName lavishes attention on _his2 butt. $He spends the week fondling $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace ass with $his _subRace <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>face<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having a playmate so fond of _his2 booty.@@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 <<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion >= -20) && ($slaves[_dom].fetish == "submissive") && ($slaves[_dom].fetishKnown == 1) && ($slaves[_dom].fetishStrength > 60)>>
@@ -345,11 +345,11 @@ is serving ''$slaves[_dom].slaveName'' this week.
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		<<if ($slaves[$i].devotion < -20)>>
-			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves having _his2 breasts attended to, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself forced to <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>nuzzle and suck<<else>>knead, massage, and even suck<</if>>. $He spends the week trying to avoid servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace breasts with $his _subRace <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>face<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>, but $slaves[_dom].slaveName insists. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys being able to force $slaves[$i].slaveName to see to _his2 tits.@@
+			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves having _his2 breasts attended to, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself forced to <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>nuzzle and suck<<else>>knead, massage, and even suck<</if>>. $He spends the week trying to avoid servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace breasts with $his _subRace <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>face<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>, but $slaves[_dom].slaveName insists. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys being able to force $slaves[$i].slaveName to see to _his2 tits.@@
 		<<elseif ($slaves[$i].devotion <= 50)>>
-			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves having _his2 breasts attended to, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>nuzzling and sucking<<else>>kneading, massaging, and even sucking<</if>>. $He spends the week obediently servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace breasts with $his _subRace <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>face<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>, to $slaves[_dom].slaveName's languorous pleasure. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having $slaves[$i].slaveName to see to _his2 tits.@@
+			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves having _his2 breasts attended to, $slaves[$i].slaveName finds $himself <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>nuzzling and sucking<<else>>kneading, massaging, and even sucking<</if>>. $He spends the week obediently servicing $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace breasts with $his _subRace <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>face<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>, to $slaves[_dom].slaveName's languorous pleasure. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having $slaves[$i].slaveName to see to _his2 tits.@@
 		<<else>>
-			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves having _his2 breasts attended to, $slaves[$i].slaveName pampers _his2 breasts shamelessly. $He spends the week devotedly massaging $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace breasts with $his _subRace <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>face<<else>>hand<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 0>>s<</if>><</if>>, sucking lovingly at _his2 nipples, and caring for everything with lotions and oils<<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>> (as best $he can without hands)<</if>>. They sleep together so that $slaves[$i].slaveName can <<if $slaves[$i].missingArms == 3>>snuggle into _his2 bust<<else>>hold _his2 boobs<</if>> as $he goes to sleep, which sometimes results in less sleep for both as the breast play continues long into the night. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having $slaves[$i].slaveName to see to _his2 tits.@@
+			Since $slaves[_dom].slaveName loves having _his2 breasts attended to, $slaves[$i].slaveName pampers _his2 breasts shamelessly. $He spends the week devotedly massaging $slaves[_dom].slaveName's _domRace breasts with $his _subRace <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>face<<else>>hand<<if hasBothArms($slaves[$i])>>s<</if>><</if>>, sucking lovingly at _his2 nipples, and caring for everything with lotions and oils<<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>> (as best $he can without hands)<</if>>. They sleep together so that $slaves[$i].slaveName can <<if !hasAnyArms($slaves[$i])>>snuggle into _his2 bust<<else>>hold _his2 boobs<</if>> as $he goes to sleep, which sometimes results in less sleep for both as the breast play continues long into the night. @@.hotpink;$slaves[_dom].slaveName enjoys having $slaves[$i].slaveName to see to _his2 tits.@@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 	<<if $slaves[_dom].lactation > 0>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/salon.tw b/src/uncategorized/salon.tw
index 64dfa6c5e80..ba0e836849d 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/salon.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/salon.tw
@@ -586,7 +586,7 @@ Apply makeup:
 <br><br>
 <<nailsDescription>>
 
-<<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+<<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 	<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
 	Treat nails:
 	[[Clip|Salon][$activeSlave.nails = 0,cashX(forceNeg($modCost), "slaveMod", $activeSlave)]]
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seExpiration.tw b/src/uncategorized/seExpiration.tw
index 84b395e9077..e1cd3d2e57f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seExpiration.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seExpiration.tw
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@ $activeSlave.slaveName's indentured servitude is ending this week, meaning that
 <<elseif ($activeSlave.relationship < -1) && ($activeSlave.devotion > 95) && ($activeSlave.trust > 95)>>
 
 	$He has been trying desperately hard not to think about this trying situation, but when $he comes before you on the day of $his indenture's expiration, $he can ignore it no longer. $He
-	<<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>
+	<<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		wriggles disconsolately, probably wishing $he could throw $himself at your feet or cling to your knees.
 	<<else>>
 		throws $himself at your feet and clings to your knees, bursting into tears.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw
index 8ddc279c7fd..2322f381932 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingDouble.tw
@@ -583,7 +583,7 @@
 	The ceremony to bind <<= SlaveFullName(_slave1)>> and <<= SlaveFullName(_slave2)>> to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> and their wombs to you as your private breeding ground is a polite affair which you host in the lower floor of your penthouse. <<if $arcologies[0].FSRestart != "unset" && (_slave1.breedingMark == 0 || $propOutcome == 0)>>Barely anyone is there, mostly lower-class citizens, several accompanied by their slaves. Many of your other slaves, that is your slaves who are not being married and fucked pregnant tonight, are present to serve your guests, but are dressed more conservatively than usual. There is a distinct air of unrest in the room, as if the absent Elites' distaste of your actions came in their place.<<else>>All the arcology's most prominent citizens are there, most with a favored slave or two and some even with their slave wives. Many of your other slaves, that is your slaves who are not being married and fucked pregnant tonight, are present to serve your guests, but are dressed more conservatively than usual. When assignations between citizen and slave develop, guests are politely encouraged to perform them in side rooms rather than out in view of the main gathering.<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	/* good luck reading this next line */
-	_slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName appear after everyone has had a chance to socialize, <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3)>>_slave1.slaveName<</if>><<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>> and <<if (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> being carried by <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>other slaves<<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs != 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>_slave1.slaveName<<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs != 3)>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> since <</if>><<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs != 3)>>$he's a <<if (_slave1.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif _slave1.missingArms != 0>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and $he cannot walk, <<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>they're both <<if (_slave1.amp == 1) && (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif (_slave1.missingArms != 0) && (_slave2.missingArms != 0)>>triple<<elseif (_slave1.missingArms == 0) && (_slave2.missingArms == 0)>>double<</if>> amputees and cannot walk, <<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs != 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>_he2's a <<if (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif _slave2.missingArms != 0>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and _he2 cannot walk, <</if>>wearing beautiful bridal lingerie in
+	_slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName appear after everyone has had a chance to socialize, <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1))>>_slave1.slaveName<</if>><<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>> and <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> being carried by <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>other slaves<<elseif (hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_slave1.slaveName<<elseif (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> since <</if>><<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>$he's a <<if (_slave1.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif !hasBothArms(_slave1)>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and $he cannot walk, <<elseif (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>they're both <<if (_slave1.amp == 1) && (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif (!hasBothArms(_slave1)) && (!hasBothArms(_slave2))>>triple<<elseif (_slave1.missingArms == 0) && (_slave2.missingArms == 0)>>double<</if>> amputees and cannot walk, <<elseif (hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_he2's a <<if (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif !hasBothArms(_slave2)>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and _he2 cannot walk, <</if>>wearing beautiful bridal lingerie in
 
 	<<if (_slave1.vagina == 0 && _slave2.vagina == 0) || (_slave1.pregKnown == 1 && _slave2.pregKnown == 1) || ((_slave1.vagina < 0 && _slave1.anus == 0) && (_slave2.vagina < 0 && _slave2.anus == 0)) || ((_slave1.vagina < 0 && _slave1.boobs > 500) && (_slave2.vagina < 0 && _slave2.boobs > 500)) || (_slave1.vagina < 0 && _slave2.vagina < 0) || (_slave1.dick > 0 && _slave2.dick > 0) || ((_slave1.vagina > 0 || _slave1.anus > 0) && (_slave2.vagina > 0 || _slave2.anus > 0))>>
 		<<if (_slave1.vagina == 0)>>
@@ -815,7 +815,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 
-	There is no aisle for them to <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>be carried<<else>>walk<</if>> down, just a small space at the head of the room where you're standing alone, and there's no one to <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>walk alongside the slaves carrying<<else>>walk<</if>> them there; this symbolizes their submission to you
+	There is no aisle for them to <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>be carried<<else>>walk<</if>> down, just a small space at the head of the room where you're standing alone, and there's no one to <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>walk alongside the slaves carrying<<else>>walk<</if>> them there; this symbolizes their submission to you
 
 	<<if ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken") && (_slave2.fetish == "mindbroken")) || ((_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175) && (_slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)) || ((_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.devotion >= -20))>>
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
@@ -858,7 +858,7 @@
 	<br><br>
 	When they're in front of you,
 
-	<<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3 && _slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>
+	<<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>
 		the slaves carrying their legless torsos set them down on the floor and prop them up so their heads are level with your crotch,
 	<<elseif ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken") && (_slave2.fetish == "mindbroken")) || ((_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175) && (_slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)) || ((_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.devotion >= -20))>>
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
@@ -874,7 +874,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 		are level with your crotch.
 	<<else>>
-		<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3>>
+		<<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>
 			the slave carrying _slave1.slaveName's legless torso sets $him down on the floor in front of you and props $him up so $his head is level with your crotch,
 		<<else>>
 			<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
@@ -891,7 +891,7 @@
 			is level with your crotch,
 		<</if>>
 		and
-		<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>
+		<<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>
 			the slave carrying _slave2.slaveName's legless torso sets _him2 down on the floor in front of you and props _him2 up so _his2 head is level with your crotch.
 		<<else>>
 			<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
@@ -1004,37 +1004,37 @@
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			Both slaves are mindbroken, so you gather them up and hold them in front of you, pulling their panties off as you do. They follows your motions like ragdolls. You maneuver your dick inside _slave1.slaveName first while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You pull _him2 in, pushing your dick into _his2 <<if (_slave2.mpreg == 1 && _slave2.anus == 0) || (_slave2.vagina == 0)>>virgin <<elseif (_slave2.mpreg == 1 && _slave2.anus == 1) || (_slave2.vagina == 1)>>tight <</if>><<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He doesn't respond, and _his2 reaction when you fill _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg>>ass<<else>>pussy<</if>> with more jizz to @@.green;more applause from your guests@@ is entirely mechanical. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
-			Then, you <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3>>gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to their feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks their hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3 && _slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>also <</if>><<if _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>pick _him2 up and <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ This cemented the idea that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he's also special to you@@ in _his2 mind. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to their feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks their hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>also <</if>><<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>pick _him2 up and <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ This cemented the idea that @@.mediumaquamarine;$he's also special to you@@ in _his2 mind. You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
-			The slaves are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if _slave1.missingLegs != 3>> Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity. You've already moved on to _slave2.slaveName, however. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their efforts to defy you.
+			The slaves are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity. You've already moved on to _slave2.slaveName, however. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their efforts to defy you.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
-			The <<if _slave1.pronoun == _slave2.pronoun>><<= $girl>>s<<else>>slaves<</if>> are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if _slave1.missingLegs != 3>> Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly. You then turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their protesting.
+			The <<if _slave1.pronoun == _slave2.pronoun>><<= $girl>>s<<else>>slaves<</if>> are unwilling, so you gather _slave1.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly. You then turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. _He2 had watched timidly as you had fucked _slave1.slaveName, but when you grab _him2, _he2 begins to cry softly. You ignore this, of course, and instead focus on pushing your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You can tell _he2 is trying _his2 hardest not to sob outright, and sure enough, a small sob escapes _his2 lips when you fill _him2 to the brim to the @@.green;applause of your guests.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation, despite their protesting.
 		<<else>>
-			Your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>>-to-be aren't particularly excited about what's coming, but they're fully prepared for it and have accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<if $wife == _wife2>>$wife<<else>>spouse<</if>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3>>gather _slave1.slaveName.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, their mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's just another part of being your slave. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3 && _slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>also <</if>><<if _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>pick _him2 up, then <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
+			Your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>>-to-be aren't particularly excited about what's coming, but they're fully prepared for it and have accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<if $wife == _wife2>>$wife<<else>>spouse<</if>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather _slave1.slaveName.slaveName up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _slave1.slaveName's hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, their mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's just another part of being your slave. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ Next, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName. You <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>also <</if>><<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>pick _him2 up, then <<else>>pull _him2 to _his2 feet and <</if>>pull _his2 g-string off in one swift motion, then maneuver your already-hard cock into _his2 <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>pussy<</if>>. You fuck _him2, hard, then fill _him2 to the brim @@.green;while your audience gives another round of applause.@@ You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation.
 		<</if>>
 	<<else>>
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			_slave1.slaveName is mindbroken, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. $He is left to face them, staring off into space. Though $he faces the crowd, $his mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to $him. $He twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into $him, orgasming robotically to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175>>
-			Then, you <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
+			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. $He is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that $he's special to you.@@ $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming $himself to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20>>
-			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull <<if _slave1.missingLegs != 3>>$his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>><<else>>$him<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation. $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
+			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull <<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>$his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>><<else>>$him<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation. $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, faking an orgasm to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
 		<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>
-			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if _slave1.missingLegs != 3>> Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly.
+			_slave1.slaveName is unwilling, so you gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. $He was crying before, but this causes $him to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>> Then you pull $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> $He is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck $his fertile <<if _slave1.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, this is torture. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;applause from your guests.@@ At this, $he completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in $his lower belly.
 		<<else>>
-			_slave1.slaveName isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but $he's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= $wife>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it is what it is. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
+			_slave1.slaveName isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but $he's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= $wife>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1)>>gather $him up and hold $him in front of you, pulling $his panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside $him while holding $him against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take $his hand and pull $him to $his feet while $he shimmies out of $his panties. $He cocks $his hips for you and you slide your cock inside $him before taking $his knee<<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold $him in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though $his face is towards the crowd, $his mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of $him at an angle; to $him, it is what it is. $He gasps when your seed flows into $him, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;applause from your guests.@@
 		<</if>>
 		Then, you turn your attention to _slave2.slaveName.
 		<<if _slave2.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 			_He2 is mindbroken, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 follows your motions like a ragdoll. You maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>. Then you pull _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. _He2 is left to face them, staring off into space. Though _he2 faces the crowd, _his2 mind is empty; this might as well be any other fucking to _him2. _He2 twitches ever so slightly when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming robotically to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175>>
-			Then, you <<if _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. _He2 is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that _he2's special to you.@@ _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming _him2self to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
+			Then, you <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. _He2 is left to face your guests, watching raptly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it's @@.mediumaquamarine;concrete proof that _he2's special to you.@@ _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming _him2self to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20>>
-			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if _slave2.missingLegs != 3>> Then you pull _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, faking an orgasm to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
+			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and tear up in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>> Then you pull _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, faking an orgasm to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 shoots you a dirty look, blaming you for this indignity.
 		<<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20>>
-			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if _slave2.missingLegs != 3>> Then you pull _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in _his2 lower belly.
+			_He2 is unwilling, so you gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. _He2 was crying before, but this causes _him2 to tremble and sob loudly in anticipation of what's next. Ignoring this, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>.<<if hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>> Then you pull _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> up to give your guests a good view of the consummation.<</if>> _He2 is left to face them, watching sullenly as you fuck _his2 fertile <<if _slave2.mpreg == 1>>asshole<<else>>cunt<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, this is torture. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming unwillingly @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@ At this, _he2 completely breaks down, blubbering like a child at the unwelcome warmth in _his2 lower belly.
 		<<else>>
-			_He2 isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but _he2's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= _wife2>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it is what it is. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
+			_He2 isn't particularly excited about what's coming, but _he2's fully prepared for it and accepted it as a fact of life. There are worse things one can be than the slave-<<= _wife2>> of a wealthy arcology owner. You <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>gather _him2 up and hold _him2 in front of you, pulling _his2 panties off as you do. Showing considerable dexterity, you maneuver your dick inside _him2 while holding _him2 against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>><<else>>take _his2 hand and pull _him2 to _his2 feet while _he2 shimmies out of _his2 panties. _He2 cocks _his2 hips for you and you slide your cock inside _him2 before taking _his2 knee<<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>s<</if>> and drawing <<if _slave2.missingLegs == 0>>them<<else>>it<</if>> up to hold _him2 in midair, impaled on you<</if>>. Though _his2 face is towards the crowd, _his2 mind is concentrated on your hard cock, pumping in and out of _him2 at an angle; to _him2, it is what it is. _He2 gasps when your seed flows into _him2, orgasming shortly after to @@.green;more applause from your guests.@@
 		<</if>>
 		You'll fuck them repeatedly over the next few days, ensuring impregnation<<if (_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)>>, despite their protests<<elseif _slave1.devotion < -20>>, despite _slave1.slaveName's <<if _slave1.trust > 20>>efforts to defy you<<else>>protests<</if>><<elseif _slave2.devotion < -20>>, despite _slave2.slaveName's <<if _slave2.trust > 20>>efforts to defy you<<else>>protests<</if>><</if>>.
 	<</if>>
@@ -1402,7 +1402,7 @@
 			/* TODO: rewrite for slaves that can't walk */
 			They spent the day before resting and preparing themselves, if you can call sitting around mindlessly preparing. They spend most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, occasionally moaning as more of a physical reaction than anything. The theory is that they'll be bound to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> from this day onward, so they must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter emptiness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName spend hours with numerous cocks inside them, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, they are extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
-			They return shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. They're naked still, their skin clean, and are <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3 && _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>carried<<else>>led<</if>> to you for the ceremony by other slaves. The only evident signs that they've had sex with more than a hundred people today is their asses, which look rather well traveled, and their tiredness. They can't conceal their tiredness, and lean against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for them, and you place a simple steel ring<<if (_slave1.missingArms == 3 && _slave2.missingArms == 3)>>on a cord around both of their necks, since they lack fingers to wear it on.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)>>on both of their middle fingers.<<else>><<if _slave1.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave1.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _slave1.slaveName's finger<</if>> and another ring <<if _slave2.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave2.slaveName's neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on.<<else>>on _slave2.slaveName's finger.<</if>><</if>> There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+			They return shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. They're naked still, their skin clean, and are <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>carried<<else>>led<</if>> to you for the ceremony by other slaves. The only evident signs that they've had sex with more than a hundred people today is their asses, which look rather well traveled, and their tiredness. They can't conceal their tiredness, and lean against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for them, and you place a simple steel ring<<if (_slave1.missingArms == 3 && _slave2.missingArms == 3)>>on a cord around both of their necks, since they lack fingers to wear it on.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)>>on both of their middle fingers.<<else>><<if _slave1.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave1.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _slave1.slaveName's finger<</if>> and another ring <<if _slave2.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave2.slaveName's neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on.<<else>>on _slave2.slaveName's finger.<</if>><</if>> There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
 			/* TODO: marked for rewrite */
 			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, and by the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slaves' chest rise and fall with their breathing.
@@ -1410,7 +1410,7 @@
 			/* TODO: rewrite for slaves that can't walk */
 			They spent the day before resting and preparing themselves, and this was a necessary precaution. They spend most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that they'll be bound to you as your slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> from this day onward, so they must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. _slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName spend hours with numerous cocks inside them, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, they're extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 			<br><br>
-			They return shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of themselves for getting through all that. They're naked still, their skin clean, and <<if _slave1.missingLegs == 3 && _slave2.missingLegs == 3>>are carried<<else>>come confidently<</if>> to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that they've had sex with more than a hundred people today is their asses, which look rather well-traveled, and their tiredness. They do their best to conceal how ready to sleep they are, but they lean against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for them, and you place a simple steel ring<<if (_slave1.missingArms == 3 && _slave2.missingArms == 3)>>on a cord around both of their necks, since they lack fingers to wear it on.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)>>on both of their middle fingers.<<else>><<if _slave1.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave1.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _slave1.slaveName's finger<</if>> and another ring <<if _slave2.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave2.slaveName's neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on.<<else>>on _slave2.slaveName's finger.<</if>><</if>> There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+			They return shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of themselves for getting through all that. They're naked still, their skin clean, and <<if !hasAnyLegs(_slave1) && !hasAnyLegs(_slave2)>>are carried<<else>>come confidently<</if>> to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that they've had sex with more than a hundred people today is their asses, which look rather well-traveled, and their tiredness. They do their best to conceal how ready to sleep they are, but they lean against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for them, and you place a simple steel ring<<if (_slave1.missingArms == 3 && _slave2.missingArms == 3)>>on a cord around both of their necks, since they lack fingers to wear it on.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)>>on both of their middle fingers.<<else>><<if _slave1.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave1.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _slave1.slaveName's finger<</if>> and another ring <<if _slave2.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave2.slaveName's neck, since _he2 lacks fingers to wear it on.<<else>>on _slave2.slaveName's finger.<</if>><</if>> There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 			<br><br>
 			/* TODO: marked for rewrite */
 			Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>>spouses<</if>> to carry them back into the master bedroom. They rest their heads against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle them in your arms, and by the time they're home, they're fast asleep. You set them gently down on the bed and curl up behind them, feeling the animal warmth of their bodies as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with their breathing.
@@ -1794,7 +1794,7 @@
 	<br><br>
 	/* holy hell is the next line a mess */
 	/* good luck reading this next line */
-	_slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName appear after everyone has had a chance to socialize, <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3)>>_slave1.slaveName<</if>><<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>> and <<if (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> being carried by <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>other slaves<<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs != 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>_slave1.slaveName<<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs != 3)>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> since <</if>><<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs != 3)>>$he's a <<if (_slave1.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif _slave1.missingArms != 0>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and $he cannot walk,<<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>they're both <<if (_slave1.amp == 1) && (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif (_slave1.missingArms != 0) && (_slave2.missingArms != 0)>>triple<<elseif (_slave1.missingArms == 0) && (_slave2.missingArms == 0)>>double<</if>> amputees and cannot walk,<<elseif (_slave1.missingLegs != 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>_he2's a <<if (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif _slave2.missingArms != 0>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and _he2 cannot walk,<</if>> wearing beautiful bridal lingerie in
+	_slave1.slaveName and _slave2.slaveName appear after everyone has had a chance to socialize, <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1))>>_slave1.slaveName<</if>><<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>> and <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> being carried by <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>other slaves<<elseif (hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_slave1.slaveName<<elseif (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_slave2.slaveName<</if>> since <</if>><<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>$he's a <<if (_slave1.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif !hasBothArms(_slave1)>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and $he cannot walk,<<elseif (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>they're both <<if (_slave1.amp == 1) && (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif (!hasBothArms(_slave1)) && (!hasBothArms(_slave2))>>triple<<elseif (_slave1.missingArms == 0) && (_slave2.missingArms == 0)>>double<</if>> amputees and cannot walk,<<elseif (hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>_he2's a <<if (_slave2.amp == 1)>>quadruple<<elseif !hasBothArms(_slave2)>>triple<<else>>double<</if>> amputee and _he2 cannot walk,<</if>> wearing beautiful bridal lingerie in
 
 	<<if (_slave1.vagina == 0 && _slave2.vagina == 0) || (_slave1.pregKnown == 1 && _slave2.pregKnown == 1) || ((_slave1.vagina < 0 && _slave1.anus == 0) && (_slave2.vagina < 0 && _slave2.anus == 0)) || ((_slave1.vagina < 0 && _slave1.boobs > 500) && (_slave2.vagina < 0 && _slave2.boobs > 500)) || (_slave1.vagina < 0 && _slave2.vagina < 0) || (_slave1.dick > 0 && _slave2.dick > 0) || ((_slave1.vagina > 0 || _slave1.anus > 0) && (_slave2.vagina > 0 || _slave2.anus > 0))>>
 		<<if (_slave1.vagina == 0)>>
@@ -2021,7 +2021,7 @@
 		<</if>>
 	<</if>>
 
-	There is no aisle for them to <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>be carried<<else>>walk<</if>> down, just a small space at the head of the room where you're standing alone, and there's no one to <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>walk alongside the slaves carrying<<else>>walk<</if>> them there; this symbolizes their submission to you
+	There is no aisle for them to <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>be carried<<else>>walk<</if>> down, just a small space at the head of the room where you're standing alone, and there's no one to <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>walk alongside the slaves carrying<<else>>walk<</if>> them there; this symbolizes their submission to you
 
 	<<if ((_slave1.fetish == "mindbroken") && (_slave2.fetish == "mindbroken")) || ((_slave1.devotion+_slave1.trust >= 175) && (_slave2.devotion+_slave2.trust >= 175)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)) || ((_slave1.devotion < -20) && (_slave2.devotion < -20)) || ((_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.devotion >= -20))>>
 		<<if _slave1.fetish == "mindbroken">>
@@ -2062,7 +2062,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
 	/* good luck trying to read this line */
-	When they are in front of you, <<if (_slave1.missingLegs == 3) && (_slave2.missingLegs == 3)>>the slaves carrying their <<if (_slave1.amp == 1) && (_slave2.amp == 1)>>limbless<<else>>legless<</if>> torsos sets them down on the floor in front of you and prop them up so their heads are level with your crotch<<else>>they get down on their knees so their heads are level with your crotch<</if>>. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for them, and you place a simple steel ring <<if (_slave1.missingArms == 3 && _slave2.missingArms == 3)>>on a cord around both of their necks, since they lack fingers to wear it on.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)>>on both of their middle fingers.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust <= 20) && (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust <= 20)>>on both of their trembling middle fingers.<<else>><<if _slave1.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave1.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _slave1.slaveName's <<if _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust <= 20>>trembling <</if>>finger<</if>> and another ring <<if _slave2.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave2.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on.<<else>>on _slave2.slaveName's <<if _slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust <= 20>>trembling <</if>>finger.<</if>><</if>> There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+	When they are in front of you, <<if (!hasAnyLegs(_slave1)) && (!hasAnyLegs(_slave2))>>the slaves carrying their <<if (_slave1.amp == 1) && (_slave2.amp == 1)>>limbless<<else>>legless<</if>> torsos sets them down on the floor in front of you and prop them up so their heads are level with your crotch<<else>>they get down on their knees so their heads are level with your crotch<</if>>. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for them, and you place a simple steel ring <<if (_slave1.missingArms == 3 && _slave2.missingArms == 3)>>on a cord around both of their necks, since they lack fingers to wear it on.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion >= -20 && _slave1.trust > 20) && (_slave2.devotion >= -20 && _slave2.trust > 20)>>on both of their middle fingers.<<elseif (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust <= 20) && (_slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust <= 20)>>on both of their trembling middle fingers.<<else>><<if _slave1.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave1.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on _slave1.slaveName's <<if _slave1.devotion < -20 && _slave1.trust <= 20>>trembling <</if>>finger<</if>> and another ring <<if _slave2.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around _slave2.slaveName's neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on.<<else>>on _slave2.slaveName's <<if _slave2.devotion < -20 && _slave2.trust <= 20>>trembling <</if>>finger.<</if>><</if>> There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
 	<<if $PC.surname && (_slave1.slaveSurname != $PC.surname && _slave2.surname != $PC.surname)>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw
index bea88afc5f2..b5b5b7561b7 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/seWeddingTriple.tw
@@ -73,31 +73,31 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>
 	<<if $activeSlave.fetish == "mindbroken">>
 		$He spent the day before resting and preparing $himself, if you can call sitting around mindlessly preparing. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, occasionally moaning as more of a physical reaction than anything. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter emptiness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
-		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and is led to you for the ceremony by another slave. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He can't conceal $his tiredness, and leans against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but otherwise uncaring. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and is led to you for the ceremony by another slave. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He can't conceal $his tiredness, and leans against you subconsciously. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion+$activeSlave.trust >= 175>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, @@.green;your guests take part with enthusiasm,@@ many having brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
-		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of $himself for getting through all that. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes confidently to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well-traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal how ready to sleep $he is, but $he leans against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted but rather proud of $himself for getting through all that. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes confidently to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well-traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal how ready to sleep $he is, but $he leans against you a little. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>> as you cradle $him in your arms, and by the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20 && $activeSlave.trust > 20>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and trying to ready $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
-		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and annoyed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, glaring at you the whole time. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness and look stronger than $he is, choosing to struggle to stand instead of leaning against you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and annoyed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, glaring at you the whole time. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness and look stronger than $he is, choosing to struggle to stand instead of leaning against you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new, protesting, slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing. $He squirms slightly in $his sleep to the unwelcome feeling of your arm around $him.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.devotion < -20>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and crying to $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, screaming mixed cries of pleasure and horror. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's utter unwillingness. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
-		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and depressed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, just wanting it to be over. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness out of fear of punishment, and $he leans against you for support despite $his feelings on the wedding and you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted and depressed. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes reluctantly to stand by you for the ceremony, just wanting it to be over. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal $his tiredness out of fear of punishment, and $he leans against you for support despite $his feelings on the wedding and you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>breasts<<elseif $PC.title == 0>>flat chest<<else>>strong chest<</if>>, simply too tired to care anymore. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<<else>>
 		$He spent the day before resting and reluctantly preparing $himself, and this was a necessary precaution. $He spends most of the daylong party at the center of a nonstop gangbang, moaning and wincing as $he takes cock after cock. The theory is that $he'll be bound to you as your slave $wife from this day onward, so $he must get the promiscuity that is a sex slave's responsibility out of the way now. Whatever their opinions on the idea, your guests take part with enthusiasm, completely unhampered by your slave's lack of passion. Many brought their own slaves to participate, too. $activeSlave.slaveName spends hours with numerous cocks inside $him, with attending slaves using their mouths on any erogenous zones they can reach. When the moment of the ceremony nears, $he's extracted and taken off to be bathed.
 		<br><br>
-		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal it, leaning against you despite the lack of love between you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+		$He returns shortly, looking exhausted. $He's naked still, $his skin clean and $activeSlave.skin, and comes to stand by you for the ceremony. The only evident signs that $he's had sex with more than a hundred people today is $his ass, which looks rather well traveled, and $his tiredness. $He does $his best to conceal it, leaning against you despite the lack of love between you. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 		<br><br>
 		Once the ceremony is complete, you scoop up your new slave $wife to carry $him back into the master bedroom. $He rests $his head against you, so tired that $he's grateful for the break from standing. By the time $he's home, $he's fast asleep. You set $him gently down on the bed and curl up behind $him, feeling the animal warmth of $his body as the exhausted slave's chest rises and falls with $his breathing.
 	<</if>>
@@ -295,7 +295,7 @@ In the days leading up to your wedding, your <<if $wife == _wife2>>$wives<<else>
 		of $his own choice, and $he does so willingly.
 	<</if>>
 	<br><br>
-	When $he's in front of you, <<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>the slave carrying $his <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbless<<else>>legless<</if>> torso sets $him down on the floor in front of you and props $him up so $his head is level with your crotch<<else>>$he gets down on $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> so $his head is level with your crotch<</if>>. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
+	When $he's in front of you, <<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3>>the slave carrying $his <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>limbless<<else>>legless<</if>> torso sets $him down on the floor in front of you and props $him up so $his head is level with your crotch<<else>>$he gets down on $his knee<<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>s<</if>> so $his head is level with your crotch<</if>>. <<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> reads the short recitation for $him, and you place a simple steel ring <<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>on a cord around $his neck, since $he lacks fingers to wear it on<<else>>on $his finger<</if>>. There is no ring for you, since this marriage does not bind you.
 	<br>
 	<<if $PC.surname && $activeSlave.slaveSurname != $PC.surname>>
 		<br><br><span id="surnaming">
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/slaveSold.tw b/src/uncategorized/slaveSold.tw
index c85fa53f4a9..9315239a927 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/slaveSold.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/slaveSold.tw
@@ -581,7 +581,7 @@
 	<</if>>
 
 <<case "repopulationist arcology">>
-	$activeSlave.slaveName is seen nine months later with an enormous pregnancy and the most content look on $his face. $He <<if $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>gently pats $his quadruplet filled belly and lets off a moan as $his children kick in response<<else>>moans lewdly as $his children kick away in $his womb<</if>>.
+	$activeSlave.slaveName is seen nine months later with an enormous pregnancy and the most content look on $his face. $He <<if hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>gently pats $his quadruplet filled belly and lets off a moan as $his children kick in response<<else>>moans lewdly as $his children kick away in $his womb<</if>>.
 	<<for _ss = 0; _ss < $slaves.length; _ss++>>
 		<<if ($slaves[_ss].vagina == 0)>>
 			<<if isFertile($slaves[_ss])>>
@@ -1159,7 +1159,7 @@
 			standing obediently in a comfort station in one of their rear area facilities, while a huge group of muscular men titfuck $his near endless cleavage and another, smaller group use $his gigantic asscheeks. There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $his mind-blowing assets make $him very popular. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more slaves with bountiful T&A in the future.
 			<<set $peacekeepers.tastes = "flesh balloons">>
 		<<elseif _influential && $activeSlave.physicalAge > 34 && $activeSlave.visualAge > 34 && $activeSlave.energy > 80>>
-			energetically bouncing atop one young man while a muscular young woman standing over $him rides $his face. <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>$He's got dicks in <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>$his hand<<else>>both of $his hands<</if>>, and is stroking them eagerly. <</if>>There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $he's very popular. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more horny MILFs in the future.
+			energetically bouncing atop one young man while a muscular young woman standing over $him rides $his face. <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$He's got dicks in <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>$his hand<<else>>both of $his hands<</if>>, and is stroking them eagerly. <</if>>There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $he's very popular. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more horny MILFs in the future.
 			<<set $peacekeepers.tastes = "horny MILFs">>
 		<<elseif _influential && $activeSlave.physicalAge < 13 && $activeSlave.visualAge < 13 && $activeSlave.boobs > 2000>>
 			kneeling over a soldier, putting $his proportionally massive breasts to work. There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $he's very popular. It's not surprising; $he's young, full of energy, and practically overflowing with tit flesh. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more busty little <<= $girl>>s in the future.
@@ -1174,7 +1174,7 @@
 			on $his back, getting fucked while teasing $his growing baby bump. That's where $he's at home, of course, and as soon as the man $he's taking cums in $his <<if $activeSlave.mpreg > 0>>asspussy<<else>>pussy<</if>> and steps away, another immediately replaces him. $activeSlave.slaveName keeps <<if hasBothLegs($activeSlave)>>spreading $his legs<<else>>presenting $himself<</if>> without hesitation. There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $his apparently bottomless appetite for bareback sex has made $him very popular. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more baby-obsessed breeders in the future.
 			<<set $peacekeepers.tastes = "baby obsessed breeders">>
 		<<elseif _influential && $activeSlave.preg > $activeSlave.pregData.normalBirth/4 && $activeSlave.energy > 50>>
-			eagerly bouncing atop one young man while a muscular young woman standing over $him rides $his face. <<if ($activeSlave.missingArms != 3)>>$He's got dicks in <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>$his hand<<else>>both of $his hands<</if>>, and is stroking them eagerly, encouraging their owners to cum on $his rounded middle. <</if>>There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $he's very popular. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more horny preggos in the future.
+			eagerly bouncing atop one young man while a muscular young woman standing over $him rides $his face. <<if (hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>$He's got dicks in <<if (!hasBothArms($activeSlave))>>$his hand<<else>>both of $his hands<</if>>, and is stroking them eagerly, encouraging their owners to cum on $his rounded middle. <</if>>There's a note attached, stating superfluously that $he's very popular. General $peacekeepers.generalName's buyer is going to be looking for more horny preggos in the future.
 			<<set $peacekeepers.tastes = "lusty preggos">>
 		<<else>>
 			<<if $activeSlave.devotion > 20>><<if $activeSlave.energy > 80>>eagerly<<else>>willingly<</if>> offering $himself outside<<else>>restrained for use inside<</if>> a comfort station at one of their rear area facilities, together with a note stating that $he's satisfactory. $He's sufficient but not remarkable enough to have a major impact.
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/universalRules.tw b/src/uncategorized/universalRules.tw
index 9e9de2012c1..dca4caececa 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/universalRules.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/universalRules.tw
@@ -206,7 +206,7 @@ One 'welcome' for a new slave is to have them branded. Where would you like such
 	| [[Cheeks|Universal Rules][$brandTarget.secondary = "cheek"]]
 	| [[Shoulders|Universal Rules][$brandTarget.secondary = "shoulder"]]
 	| [[Breasts|Universal Rules][$brandTarget.secondary = "breast"]]
-	/*<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && $activeSlave.missingArms != 3>>
+	/*<<if $activeSlave.amp == 0 && hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		| [[Arm, upper|Universal Rules][$brandTarget.secondary = "upper arm"]]
 		| [[Arm, lower|Universal Rules][$brandTarget.secondary = "lower arm"]]
 		| [[Wrist|Universal Rules][$brandTarget.secondary = "wrist"]]
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
index 45653052915..734d1f0346a 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsFlesh.tw
@@ -2750,7 +2750,7 @@ $He's got a
 			$He's too huge for $his cardiovascular system to create even the beginnings of an erection. $His cock is a soft, sensitive monolith<<if ($activeSlave.dick*6) > $activeSlave.height>> bigger than $his body<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick*6) > ($activeSlave.height/2)>> the size of one of $his legs<<else>> the size of one of $his arms<</if>>,
 			<<if $activeSlave.missingLegs == 3 && (($activeSlave.dick*6) > ($activeSlave.height/2))>>
 				or would be if $he had any of those.
-			<<elseif $activeSlave.missingArms == 3 && (($activeSlave.dick*6) <= ($activeSlave.height/2))>>
+			<<elseif !hasAnyArms($activeSlave) && (($activeSlave.dick*6) <= ($activeSlave.height/2))>>
 				or would be if $he had any of those.
 			<<else>>
 				hanging with its head <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 9)>>below<<else>>between<</if>> $his knees.
@@ -4011,11 +4011,11 @@ $He's got a
 	<<if ($activeSlave.releaseRules == "permissive") || $activeSlave.releaseRules == "masturbation">>
 		<<if (($activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 0) || ($activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac")) && $activeSlave.drugs != "priapism agents">>
 			<<if ($activeSlave.aphrodisiacs > 1) || ($activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac" && $activeSlave.inflation > 1)>>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation and<</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the chemical castration that keeps $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation and <</if>>humping $his limp dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the lack of balls that keeps $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation and <</if>>humping $his limp dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
 				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100)>>
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him in a state of extreme sexual frustration; $he's rubbing $his limp dick distractedly<<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>> and unconsciously humping $his ass against whatever's next to $him for anal stimulation<</if>>.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
@@ -4027,11 +4027,11 @@ $He's got a
 					The extreme dose of aphrodisiacs has $his cock painfully erect and leaves precum dripping from its head.
 				<</if>>
 			<<else>>
-				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+				<<if ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him, and <</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls > 0) && $activeSlave.ballType == "sterile" && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the chemical castration that keeps $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him, and <</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
-				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0) && (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the lack of balls that keeps $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's <<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>>unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him, and <</if>>humping $his dick against whatever $he can manage to mount without limbs.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
 				<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick != 0) && ($activeSlave.hormoneBalance >= 100)>>
 					The aphrodisiacs combined with the hormones that keep $him flaccid have $him sexually frustrated; $he's touching $his limp dick distractedly<<if (($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") || (($activeSlave.sexualFlaw != "hates anal") && ($activeSlave.counter.anal > 9)))>> and unconsciously rubbing $his ass against whatever's next to $him<</if>>.<<if $activeSlave.inflationType == "aphrodisiac">> $His efforts force $his distended middle to jiggle around, stirring up the aphrodisiacs contained in $his gut and strengthening their effects even more.<</if>>
diff --git a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw
index c3762d5c51b..ecd9867f5a0 100644
--- a/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw
+++ b/src/utility/descriptionWidgetsStyle.tw
@@ -286,7 +286,7 @@ $activeSlave.slaveName is
 <<case "a cheerleader outfit">>
 	<<if ($activeSlave.amp == 1)>>
 		which lacks holes for $his arms.
-	<<elseif ($activeSlave.missingArms == 3)>>
+	<<elseif (!hasAnyArms($activeSlave))>>
 		which lacks holes for $his arms, and
 		<<footwearDescription>>
 	<<else>>
@@ -3488,7 +3488,7 @@ $His
 <</widget>>
 
 <<widget "nailsDescription">>
-	<<if $activeSlave.missingArms == 3>>
+	<<if !hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>
 		$He has no hands, and thus, no nails.
 	<<elseif $activeSlave.nails == 1>>
 		$His nails are long and elegant.
-- 
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