diff --git a/src/events/RECI/futa.js b/src/events/RECI/futa.js
index cc516c649285a4ceff96986e94f5db48a1850da1..8f093f2e40695a80c5f8580b41fe64ee2a887268 100644
--- a/src/events/RECI/futa.js
+++ b/src/events/RECI/futa.js
@@ -87,6 +87,7 @@ App.Events.RECIFuta = class RECIFuta extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 		]);
 
 		function love() {
+			t = [];
 			t.push(`You swing your legs up onto your desk and`);
 			if (V.PC.belly < 5000) {
 				t.push(`jump`);
@@ -196,9 +197,12 @@ App.Events.RECIFuta = class RECIFuta extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			t.push(`${girl} maintain ${his} delusions and <span class="devotion inc">${his} love for you.</span> Of all your sins, this is perhaps the smallest.`);
 			eventSlave.devotion += 4;
 			t.push(VCheck.Vaginal(1, eventSlave));
+
+			return t;
 		}
 
 		function hate() {
+			t = [];
 			t.push(`You point at the`);
 			if (eventSlave.belly >= 300000) {
 				t.push(`${his} stomach, and ${he} leans forward onto ${his} ${belly} belly, giggling with ${his} butt stuck out invitingly.`);
@@ -265,6 +269,8 @@ App.Events.RECIFuta = class RECIFuta extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			t.push(`face. ${He} will remain devoted to you, mostly from a lack of alternatives, but ${his} trust in you has <span class="trust dec">suffered immensely.</span>`);
 			eventSlave.trust = jsRandom(-90, -75);
 			t.push(VCheck.Both(1, eventSlave));
+
+			return t;
 		}
 
 		function virginityWarningSingle() {
diff --git a/src/events/randomEvent.js b/src/events/randomEvent.js
index 443bbe3aa2d162d470b5f625c28be14391464a49..aa3bbc8398d50af3f893a4aebc81ed8e4209ef74 100644
--- a/src/events/randomEvent.js
+++ b/src/events/randomEvent.js
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ App.Events.getIndividualEvents = function(slave) {
 		new App.Events.RESSWaistlineWoes(),
 		new App.Events.RESSAssFitting(),
 		new App.Events.RECIButthole(),
+		new App.Events.RECIFuta(),
 	]
 	.filter(e => (e.eventPrerequisites().every(p => p()) && e.castActors(slave)))
 	.reduce((res, cur) => res.concat(Array(cur.weight).fill(cur)), []);