diff --git a/src/uncategorized/pBioreactorPerfected.tw b/src/uncategorized/pBioreactorPerfected.tw
index 93b36597ea0c1d2720c2364519eb20b701239dd8..73be27d67f24d3c6d993f55463b910f7c721d10f 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/pBioreactorPerfected.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/pBioreactorPerfected.tw
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@ You stop and consider the cow, from her titanic breasts to her <<if ($activeSlav
 	<<default>>
 		The symbol on the screen dissolves down to create a gentle backlight behind the slave.
 	<</switch>>
-	"She's beautiful, isn't she? Perfect. There's nothing more that can be done, to make her udders any bigger<<if $activeSlave.balls >= 10>> or her balls any more productive<<elseif $activeSlave.ovaries == 1>> or her womb any more productive<</if>>. She's complete, and she's part of this machine now, and that's all she'll ever be. I can make that status official, <<if $PC.title == 1>>Sir<<else>>Ma'am<</if>>. I'd redesignate her as equipment. It wouldn't change much, other than a designation. I'd just be a little less cautious with her drugs, future intubations, things like that. But for slave purposes, she'd be gone. Just a part of $dairyName, forever. Or, until she wears out in <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 38>>a few years<<elseif $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>a decade or so<<else>>a couple of decades<</if>>."
+	"She's beautiful, isn't she? Perfect. There's nothing more that can be done, to make her udders any bigger<<if $activeSlave.balls >= 10>> or her balls any more productive<<elseif $activeSlave.ovaries == 1>> or her womb any more productive<</if>>. She's complete, and she's part of this machine now, and that's all she'll ever be. I can make that status official, <<if $PC.title == 1>>Sir<<else>>Ma'am<</if>>. I'd redesignate her as equipment. It wouldn't change much, other than a designation. I'd just be a little less cautious with her drugs, future intubations, things like that. But for slave purposes, she'd be gone. Just a part of $dairyName, forever. Or, until she wears out in <<if $retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge <= 3>>a few years<<elseif $retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge == 10>>a decade or so<<elseif $retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge >= 20>>a couple of decades<</if>>."
 <</if>>
 
 <br><br>
@@ -113,9 +113,9 @@ You stop and consider the cow, from her titanic breasts to her <<if ($activeSlav
 <span id="result">
 <<link "Do it, and do it to all maximized dairy slaves">>
 	<<replace "#result">>
-		Your assistant pauses, and then says, "Redesignation complete, <<if $PC.title == 1>>Sir<<else>>Ma'am<</if>>. This milking machine has been equipped with biological components. This combination is projected to produce approximately <<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>><<print 1000*Math.trunc((3*52*(45-$activeSlave.physicalAge))/1000)>> liters of cum,<</if>>
-		<<if $activeSlave.ovaries == 1>><<print 100*Math.trunc((52*(45-$activeSlave.physicalAge))/100)>> liters of vaginal secretions, <<print 5*(45-$activeSlave.physicalAge)>> slaves,<</if>>
-		and <<print 1000*Math.trunc((300*52*(45-$activeSlave.physicalAge))/1000)>> liters of milk over a <<print 45-$activeSlave.physicalAge>> year period before its biological components must be replaced."
+		Your assistant pauses, and then says, "Redesignation complete, <<if $PC.title == 1>>Sir<<else>>Ma'am<</if>>. This milking machine has been equipped with biological components. This combination is projected to produce approximately <<if $activeSlave.balls > 0>><<print 1000*Math.trunc((3*52*($retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge))/1000)>> liters of cum,<</if>>
+		<<if $activeSlave.ovaries == 1>><<print 100*Math.trunc((52*($retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge))/100)>> liters of vaginal secretions, <<print 5*($retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge)>> slaves,<</if>>
+		and <<print 1000*Math.trunc((300*52*($retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge))/1000)>> liters of milk over a <<print $retirementAge-$activeSlave.physicalAge>> year period before its biological components must be replaced."
 		<<if $assistant > 0>>
 			<<switch $assistantAppearance>>
 			<<case "monstergirl">>