diff --git a/css/gui/lists.css b/css/gui/lists.css
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aea8edd67f6e6d5686167a295d8f85d10c1bcb8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/css/gui/lists.css
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+.no-bullet {
+	list-style-type: none;
+}
diff --git a/src/pregmod/eliteBreedingExam.js b/src/pregmod/eliteBreedingExam.js
index beb22d8315ad887e767ab1d260779706d4fbaa90..09d7df4aae8fefc6935a30969a74e86663df2c18 100644
--- a/src/pregmod/eliteBreedingExam.js
+++ b/src/pregmod/eliteBreedingExam.js
@@ -10,70 +10,69 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 	r.push(`Updates will be posted periodically. It is your responsibility to keep up to date.`);
 	r.push(`Failures will be sterilized. Please make sure your slave fits the following criteria before submitting them for testing. We shall not be held responsible for time wasted.`);
 	if (!slave) {
-		r.push(`Must not be inside a fuckdoll suit, infertile or already pregnant.`);
+		r.push(`The slave must not be inside a fuckdoll suit, infertile or already pregnant.`);
 	} else {
 		r.push(`${slave.slaveName} is up for review:`);
 	}
 	App.Events.addNode(frag, r, "div");
 	r = [];
 
-	const list = App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("ul", frag, null, ["monospace", "card"]);
-	/** @type {[boolean, string][]} */
+	const list = App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("ul", frag, null, ["monospace", "card", "no-bullet"]);
+	/** @type {[(slave: FC.SlaveState) => boolean, string][]} */
 	const checks = [];
 
 	checks.push(
 		[
-			slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= (eliteAngered ? 95 : 50),
+			slave => slave.intelligence + slave.intelligenceImplant >= (eliteAngered ? 95 : 50),
 			`Must be ${eliteAngered ? 'highly intelligent' : 'very smart'}`
 		],
 		[
-			Beauty(slave) >= (eliteAngered ? 120 : 100),
+			slave => Beauty(slave) >= (eliteAngered ? 120 : 100),
 			`Must be ${eliteAngered ? 'unbelievably' : ''} beautiful`
 		],
 		[
-			slave.face >= (eliteAngered ? 95 : 40),
+			slave => slave.face >= (eliteAngered ? 95 : 40),
 			`Must be ${eliteAngered ? 'breathtaking' : 'gorgeous'}`
 		],
 		[
-			slave.chem <= 20,
+			slave => slave.chem <= 20,
 			`Must not be overly impacted by drug use`
 		],
 		[
-			slave.addict === 0,
+			slave => slave.addict === 0,
 			`Must not be addicted to drugs`
 		],
 	);
 
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSMaturityPreferentialist > 20 || V.arcologies[0].FSYouthPreferentialist > 20) {
 		const targetAge = 24;
-		if (slave) {
-			if (V.arcologies[0].FSMaturityPreferentialist > 20) {
-				checks.push([
-					slave.physicalAge > targetAge,
-					`Must be older than ${targetAge}`
-				]);
-			} else {
-				checks.push([
-					slave.physicalAge <= targetAge,
-					`Must be ${targetAge} or younger`
-				]);
-			}
+
+		if (V.arcologies[0].FSMaturityPreferentialist > 20) {
+			checks.push([
+				slave => slave.physicalAge > targetAge,
+				`Must be older than ${targetAge}`
+			]);
+		} else {
+			checks.push([
+				slave => slave.physicalAge <= targetAge,
+				`Must be ${targetAge} or younger`
+			]);
 		}
 	}
 
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSIntellectualDependency > 20) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.energy >= 96,
+			slave => slave.energy >= 96,
 			`Must be sexually receptive at all times`
 		]);
 	} else if (V.arcologies[0].FSSlaveProfessionalism > 20) {
 		checks.push(
 			[
-				slave.skill.vaginal + slave.skill.anal + slave.skill.oral + slave.skill.entertainment + slave.skill.whoring >= (eliteAngered ? 500 : 400),
+				slave => slave.skill.vaginal + slave.skill.anal + slave.skill.oral + slave.skill.entertainment + slave.skill.whoring >= (eliteAngered ? 500 : 400),
 				`Must be capable of mastering skills`
 			],
 			[
-				slave.accent <= 1,
+				slave => slave.accent <= 1,
 				`Must be capable of eloquent and accurate speech`
 			],
 		);
@@ -83,17 +82,17 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 		if (V.arcologies[0].FSPetiteAdmiration > 20) {
 			checks.push(
 				[
-					(slave.height - (slave.heightImplant * 10)) < targetHeight,
+					slave => (slave.height - (slave.heightImplant * 10)) < targetHeight,
 					`Must naturally be very short (${targetHeight}cm)`
 				],
 				[
-					(slave.height - (slave.heightImplant * 10)) < Height.mean(slave) - 15,
+					slave => (slave.height - (slave.heightImplant * 10)) < Height.mean(slave) - 15,
 					`Must naturally be very short for their age`
 				],
 			);
 		} else if (V.arcologies[0].FSStatuesqueGlorification > 20) {
 			checks.push([
-				(slave.height - (slave.heightImplant * 10)) > targetHeight,
+				slave => (slave.height - (slave.heightImplant * 10)) > targetHeight,
 				`Must naturally be very tall (${targetHeight}cm)`
 			]);
 		}
@@ -103,95 +102,95 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 		const targetRace = V.arcologies[0].FSSupremacist > 20 ? V.arcologies[0].FSSupremacistRace : V.arcologies[0].FSSubjugationistRace;
 		if (V.arcologies[0].FSSupremacist > 20) {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.race === targetRace,
+				slave => slave.race === targetRace,
 				`Must be ${targetRace}`
 			]);
 		} else {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.race !== targetRace,
+				slave => slave.race !== targetRace,
 				`Must not be ${targetRace}`
 			]);
 		}
 	}
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSGenderRadicalist > 20) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.dick >= 1 && slave.balls >= 1,
+			slave => slave.dick >= 1 && slave.balls >= 1,
 			`Must have a functional penis`
 		]);
 	} else if (V.arcologies[0].FSGenderFundamentalist > 20) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.dick === 0 && slave.balls === 0,
+			slave => slave.dick === 0 && slave.balls === 0,
 			`Must be physically female`
 		]);
 	}
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSPaternalist > 20) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.intelligenceImplant >= (SlaveProfessionalismEstablished ? 30 : 15),
+			slave => slave.intelligenceImplant >= (SlaveProfessionalismEstablished ? 30 : 15),
 			`Must be ${SlaveProfessionalismEstablished ? 'well' : ''} educated`
 		]);
 		checks.push([
-			slave.health.condition >= 60,
+			slave => slave.health.condition >= 60,
 			`Must be in good health`
 		]);
 	}
 
 	if (SlaveProfessionalismEstablished) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15,
+			slave => slave.intelligenceImplant >= 15,
 			`Must be well educated`
 		]);
 	}
 
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist > 20) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.chem <= (eliteAngered ? 0 : 15),
+			slave => slave.chem <= (eliteAngered ? 0 : 15),
 			`Must have low carcinogen levels`
 		]);
 		checks.push([
-			slave.boobsImplant + slave.buttImplant + slave.lipsImplant + slave.hipsImplant + slave.shouldersImplant === 0 && slave.faceImplant <= 5 && slave.bellyImplant === -1,
+			slave => slave.boobsImplant + slave.buttImplant + slave.lipsImplant + slave.hipsImplant + slave.shouldersImplant === 0 && slave.faceImplant <= 5 && slave.bellyImplant === -1,
 			`Must be implant free`
 		]);
 	}
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20) {
 		if (V.arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadence > 20) {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.weight <= 30,
+				slave => slave.weight <= 30,
 				`May be no larger than "plush"`
 			]);
 		} else {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.weight <= 0,
+				slave => slave.weight <= 0,
 				`Must be thin`
 			]);
 		}
 		checks.push([
-			slave.butt <= 2,
+			slave => slave.butt <= 2,
 			`Must have a trim rear`
 		]);
 		checks.push([
-			slave.boobs <= 400,
+			slave => slave.boobs <= 400,
 			`Must have a sleek chest`
 		]);
 	} else if (V.arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist > 20) {
 		if (V.arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist > 20) {
 			checks.push(
 				[
-					slave.butt >= 6,
+					slave => slave.butt >= 6,
 					`Must have a gigantic rear`
 				],
 				[
-					slave.boobs >= 1000,
+					slave => slave.boobs >= 1000,
 					`Must be busty`
 				],
 			);
 		} else {
 			checks.push(
 				[
-					slave.butt - slave.buttImplant >= 6,
+					slave => slave.butt - slave.buttImplant >= 6,
 					`Must have a naturally gigantic rear`
 				],
 				[
-					slave.boobs - slave.boobsImplant >= 1000,
+					slave => slave.boobs - slave.boobsImplant >= 1000,
 					`Must be naturally busty`
 				],
 			);
@@ -199,7 +198,7 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 	}
 	if (V.arcologies[0].FSPastoralist > 20) {
 		checks.push([
-			slave.lactation === 1,
+			slave => slave.lactation === 1,
 			`Must be lactating naturally`
 		]);
 	}
@@ -210,17 +209,17 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 
 			checks.push(
 				[
-					slave.weight <= 30,
+					slave => slave.weight <= 30,
 					`Must not be overweight`
 				],
 				[
-					slave.muscles.isBetween(musclesMin, musclesMax),
+					slave => slave.muscles.isBetween(musclesMin, musclesMax),
 					`Must be fit, but not too muscular`
 				],
 			);
 		} else {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.muscles > 95,
+				slave => slave.muscles > 95,
 				`Must be extremely muscular`
 			]);
 		}
@@ -229,12 +228,12 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 
 		if (V.arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20) {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.weight > targetWeight,
+				slave => slave.weight > targetWeight,
 				`Must be more than "trim"`
 			]);
 		} else {
 			checks.push([
-				slave.weight > targetWeight,
+				slave => slave.weight > targetWeight,
 				`Must be big, soft and fat`
 			]);
 		}
@@ -242,14 +241,14 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 
 	if (slave) {
 		checks.forEach(check => {
-			if (!check[0]) {
+			if (!check[0](slave)) {
 				App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("li", list, `❌ ${check[1]}`);
 			} else {
 				App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("li", list, `✅ ${check[1]}`);
 			}
 		});
 
-		if (checks.some(check => !check[0])) {
+		if (checks.some(check => !check[0](slave))) {
 			r.push(`The aforementioned slave has been deemed <span class="red">unsuitable</span> for breeding.`);
 
 			slave.preg = -3;
@@ -279,7 +278,14 @@ globalThis.eliteBreedingExam = function(slave = null) {
 		}
 
 		cashX(-cost, "capEx");
+	} else {
+		checks
+			.map(check => check[1])
+			.forEach(check => {
+				App.UI.DOM.appendNewElement("li", list, check);
+			});
 	}
+
 	App.Events.addNode(frag, r, "div");
 
 	return frag;