diff --git a/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw b/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw
index dd4b80b855bd2be82e608a459375dc05ee5665e5..eb30187a4eebcd4534eb63b98e7154d0b0dafc30 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/storyCaption.tw
@@ -605,16 +605,4 @@
 	<br>
 	<<link "Bug Report">><<bugreport>><</link>>
 <</if>>
-
-<<if $HGSuiteSlaves > 0>>
-<<if $HeadGirl == 1>> Your head girl <<elseif $HGSuiteSlaves == 2>> and her roommate<</if>>  
-<<if $HGSuite == 1>> has a little luxurious room in the penthouse with everything <<if $HeadGirl == 1>> she needs <<elseif $HGSuiteSlaves == 2>> they need<</if>> to be a proper Head Girl.
-<<else>> As there is no little luxurious room in the penthouse dedicated to being a headgirl, <<if $HeadGirl == 1>> she <<elseif $HGSuiteSlaves == 2>> they<</if>> live with the rest of your slaves in the dormitory.
-<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
-<<if $bodyguard != 0>>
-<<if $dojo>> Your bodyguard has a comfortable room in the armory to call her own. <<else>> As your bodyguard doesn't have a comfortable room in the armory to call her own she lives with the rest of your slaves in the dormitory.<</if>>
-<</if>>
-
 <</nobr>>