diff --git a/src/js/assayJS.tw b/src/js/assayJS.tw
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..392e847f410727af0610b0a780db93089b12972c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/js/assayJS.tw
@@ -0,0 +1,168 @@
+:: AssayJS [script]
+
+window.slimCount = function(slaves) {
+	var slim = 0;
+	var ArcologyZero = State.variables.arcologies[0];
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if ((slave.boobs < 500) && (slave.butt < 3)) {
+			if ((slave.muscles <= 30) && (ArcologyZero.FSPhysicalIdealist == "unset") && (slave.weight <= 10) && (ArcologyZero.FSHedonisticDecadence == "unset")) {
+				slim += 1;
+			} else if (ArcologyZero.FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset") {
+				if ((ArcologyZero.FSPhysicalIdealistStrongFat == 1) && (slave.weight <= 30)) { 
+					slim += 1;
+				} 
+			} else if ((ArcologyZero.FSHedonisticDecadence != "unset") && (slave.weight <= 30)) { 
+				if (ArcologyZero.FSHedonisticDecadenceStrongFat == 1) { 
+					slim += 1;
+				} else if (slave.muscles <= 30) {
+					slim += 1;
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+	
+	return slim;
+}
+
+window.stackedCount = function(slaves) {
+	var stacked = 0;
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if ((slave.butt > 4) && (slave.boobs > 800)) {
+			stacked += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	
+	return stacked;
+}
+
+window.moddedCount = function(slaves) {
+	var modded = 0;
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		var modScore = ModScore(slave);
+		var tatScore = TatScore(slave);
+		var piercingScore = PiercingScore(slave);
+		if ((modScore > 15) || (piercingScore > 8) && (tatScore > 5)) {
+			modded += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return modded;
+}
+
+window.unmoddedCount = function(slaves) {
+	var unmodded = 0;
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		var modScore = ModScore(slave);
+		var tatScore = TatScore(slave);
+		var piercingScore = PiercingScore(slave);
+		if ((modScore > 15) || (piercingScore > 8) && (tatScore > 5))
+		; else {
+			unmodded += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	
+	return unmodded;
+}
+
+window.XYCount = function(slaves) {
+	var XY = 0;
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if (slave.vagina == -1) {
+			XY += 1;
+		} 
+	}
+	return XY;
+}
+
+window.XXCount = function(slaves) {
+	var XX = 0;
+
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if (slave.vagina != -1) {
+			State.variables.XX += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return XX;
+}
+
+window.youngCount = function(slaves) {
+	var young = 0;
+
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if (slave.visualAge < 30) {
+			State.variables.young += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return young;
+}
+
+window.oldCount = function(slaves) {
+	var old = 0;
+
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if (slave.visualAge >= 30) {
+			State.variables.old += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return old;
+}
+
+window.pregYesCount = function(slaves) {
+	var pregYes = 0;
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if ((slave.bellyPreg >= 5000) || (slave.bellyImplant >= 5000)) {
+			pregYes += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return pregYes;
+}
+
+window.pregNoCount = function(slaves) {
+	var pregNo = 0;
+	
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if ((slave.bellyPreg >= 5000) || (slave.bellyImplant >= 5000))
+		; else if ((slave.belly < 100) && (slave.weight < 30) && (!setup.fakeBellies.includes(slave.bellyAccessory))) {
+			pregNo += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return pregNo;
+}
+
+window.implantedCount = function(slaves) {
+	var implanted = 0;
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if ((slave.boobsImplant == 0) && (slave.buttImplant == 0) && (slave.waist >= -95) && (slave.lipsImplant == 0) && (slave.faceImplant < 30) && (slave.bellyImplant == -1) && (Math.abs(slave.shouldersImplant) < 2) && (Math.abs(slave.hipsImplant) < 2))
+		; else {
+			implanted += 1;
+		}
+	}
+	return implanted;
+}
+
+window.pureCount = function(slaves) {
+	var pure = 0;
+	for (var i = 0; i < slaves.length; i++) {
+		var slave = slaves[i];
+		if ((slave.boobsImplant == 0) && (slave.buttImplant == 0) && (slave.waist >= -95) && (slave.lipsImplant == 0) && (slave.faceImplant < 30) && (slave.bellyImplant == -1) && (Math.abs(slave.shouldersImplant) < 2) && (Math.abs(slave.hipsImplant) < 2)) {
+			pure += 1;
+		} 
+	}
+	return pure;
+}
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw b/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw
index a01cbaef084e6277d6f3cea6c93e119ffb7fd24b..6c496f7fcfcd72a4f13e585f215f9d73884e05c0 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/brothelReport.tw
@@ -4,9 +4,10 @@
 </span>
 
 <<SlaveSort $BrothiIDs>>
-<<set _DL = $BrothiIDs.length, $brothelSlaves = _DL, _SL = $slaves.length, $implanted = 0, $legendaryWhoreID = 0, $madamCashBonus = 0, $modded = 0, $old = 0, $pure = 0, $slim = 0, $stacked = 0, $unmodded = 0, $XX = 0, $XY = 0, $young = 0, _FLsFetish = 0, _profits = 0>>
+<<set _DL = $BrothiIDs.length, $brothelSlaves = _DL, _SL = $slaves.length, $implanted = 0, $legendaryWhoreID = 0, $madamCashBonus = 0, _FLsFetish = 0, _profits = 0>>
 
-<<set $legendaryWombID = 0, $pregYes = 0, $pregNo = 0>>
+<<set $legendaryWombID = 0>>
+<<set _brothelSlaves = $slaves.filter(function(s) { return s.assignment == "work in the brothel" || s.ID == $Madam.ID })>>
 
 <!-- Statistics gathering -->
 <<set $facility = $facility || {}, $facility.brothel = initFacilityStatistics($facility.brothel)>>
@@ -429,7 +430,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast == "unset")>>
 		<<if ($brothelAdsSpending == 0) || ($brothelAdsStacked == 0)>>
 			<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-			<<if ($slim > 0) && ($stacked > 0) && (Math.abs($slim-$stacked) <= (_DL/3))>>
+			<<set _slim = slimCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<set _stacked = stackedCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<if (_slim > 0) && (_stacked > 0) && (Math.abs(_slim-_stacked) <= (_DL/3))>>
 				<<set _adsIncome = _DL*random(20,30), $cash += _adsIncome, $facility.brothel.adsIncome += _adsIncome, _brothelBonuses++>>
 				The brothel offers a @@.yellowgreen;wide@@ variety of slim and stacked slaves.
 			<</if>>
@@ -438,7 +441,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSRestart == "unset")>>
 		<<if ($brothelAdsSpending == 0) || ($brothelAdsPreg == 0)>>
 			<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-			<<if ($pregYes > 0) && ($pregNo > 0) && (Math.abs($pregYes-$pregNo) <= (_DL/3))>>
+			<<set _pregYes = pregYesCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<set _pregNo = pregNoCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<if (_pregYes > 0) && (_pregNo > 0) && (Math.abs(_pregYes-_pregNo) <= (_DL/3))>>
 				<<set _adsIncome = _DL*random(20,30), $cash += _adsIncome, $facility.brothel.adsIncome += _adsIncome, _brothelBonuses++>>
 				The brothel offers a @@.yellowgreen;wide@@ variety of slaves with big bellies and slaves with flat bellies.
 			<</if>>
@@ -447,7 +452,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSDegradationist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist == "unset")>>
 		<<if ($brothelAdsSpending == 0) || ($brothelAdsModded == 0)>>
 			<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-			<<if ($modded > 0) && ($unmodded > 0) && (Math.abs($modded-$unmodded) <= (_DL/3))>>
+			<<set _modded = moddedCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<set _unmodded = unmoddedCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<if (_modded > 0) && (_unmodded > 0) && (Math.abs(_modded-_unmodded) <= (_DL/3))>>
 				<<set _adsIncome = _DL*random(20,30), $cash += _adsIncome, $facility.brothel.adsIncome += _adsIncome, _brothelBonuses++>>
 				The brothel offers a @@.yellowgreen;both@@ heavily pierced and tattooed slaves and slaves with more natural bodies.
 			<</if>>
@@ -456,7 +463,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist == "unset")>>
 		<<if ($brothelAdsSpending == 0) || ($brothelAdsImplanted == 0)>>
 			<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-			<<if ($implanted > 0) && ($pure > 0) && (Math.abs($implanted-$pure) <= (_DL/3))>>
+			<<set _implanted = implantedCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<set _pure = pureCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<if (_implanted > 0) && (_pure > 0) && (Math.abs(_implanted-_pure) <= (_DL/3))>>
 				<<set _adsIncome = _DL*random(20,30), $cash += _adsIncome, $facility.brothel.adsIncome += _adsIncome, _brothelBonuses++>>
 				The brothel offers @@.yellowgreen;both@@ all-natural girls, and slaves whose beauty has been improved by surgical means.
 			<</if>>
@@ -465,7 +474,9 @@
 	<<if $seeDicks != 0>>
 		<<if ($brothelAdsSpending == 0) || ($brothelAdsXX == 0)>>
 			<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-			<<if ($XX > 0) && ($XY > 0) && (Math.abs($XX-$XY) <= (_DL/3))>>
+			<<set _XX = XXCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<set _XY = XYCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<if (_XX > 0) && (_XY > 0) && (Math.abs(_XX-_XY) <= (_DL/3))>>
 				<<set _adsIncome = _DL*random(20,30), $cash += _adsIncome, $facility.brothel.adsIncome += _adsIncome, _brothelBonuses++>>
 				The brothel offers a @@.yellowgreen;mix@@ of whores that can appeal to varied tastes in genitalia.
 			<</if>>
@@ -474,7 +485,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSMaturityPreferentialist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSYouthPreferentialist == "unset")>>
 		<<if ($brothelAdsSpending == 0) || ($brothelAdsOld == 0)>>
 			<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-			<<if ($young > 0) && ($old > 0) && (Math.abs($young-$old) <= (_DL/3))>>
+			<<set _young = youngCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<set _old = oldCount(_brothelSlaves)>>
+			<<if (_young > 0) && (_old > 0) && (Math.abs(_young-_old) <= (_DL/3))>>
 				<<set _adsIncome = _DL*random(20,30), $cash += _adsIncome, $facility.brothel.adsIncome += _adsIncome, _brothelBonuses++>>
 				The brothel offers girls @@.yellowgreen;both@@ young and mature.
 			<</if>>
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw b/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw
index 9d89bb6121032bd265042bb9ec5e098749875756..a012fa6ec2645aab189f4b0636155ff7a218c23c 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/clubReport.tw
@@ -4,8 +4,10 @@
 </span>
 
 <<SlaveSort $ClubiIDs>>
-<<set _DL = $ClubiIDs.length, $clubSlaves = _DL, _SL = $slaves.length, $clubBonuses = 0, $DJRepBonus = 0, $implanted = 0, $legendaryEntertainerID = 0, $modded = 0, $old = 0, $pure = 0, $slim = 0, $stacked = 0, $unmodded = 0, $XX = 0, $XY = 0, $young = 0, _FLsFetish = 0>>
-<<set $legendaryWombID = 0, $pregYes = 0, $pregNo = 0>>
+<<set _DL = $ClubiIDs.length, $clubSlaves = _DL, _SL = $slaves.length, $clubBonuses = 0, $DJRepBonus = 0, $legendaryEntertainerID = 0, _FLsFetish = 0>>
+<<set $legendaryWombID = 0>>
+
+<<set _clubSlaves = $slaves.filter(function(s) { return s.assignment == "serve in the club" || s.ID == $DJ.ID })>>
 
 <!-- Statistics gathering; income is rep boosts in numbers, and profit will be rep per cash unit, or cash unit per rep -->
 <<set $facility = $facility || {}, $facility.club = initFacilityStatistics($facility.club)>>
@@ -247,7 +249,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast == "unset")>>
 	<<if ($clubAdsSpending == 0) || ($clubAdsStacked == 0)>>
 		<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-		<<if ($slim > 0) && ($stacked > 0) && (Math.abs($slim-$stacked) <= (_DL/3))>>
+		<<set _slim = slimCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<set _stacked = stackedCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<if (_slim > 0) && (_stacked > 0) && (Math.abs(_slim-_stacked) <= (_DL/3))>>
 		<<set $repGain += _DL*random(5,10), $clubBonuses++>>
 		There is a @@.green;wide@@ variety of slim and stacked slaves working the club.
 		<</if>>
@@ -256,7 +260,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSDegradationist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist == "unset")>>
 	<<if ($clubAdsSpending == 0) || ($clubAdsModded == 0)>>
 		<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-		<<if ($modded > 0) && ($unmodded > 0) && (Math.abs($modded-$unmodded) <= (_DL/3))>>
+		<<set _modded = moddedCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<set _unmodded = unmoddedCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<if (_modded > 0) && (_unmodded > 0) && (Math.abs(_modded-_unmodded) <= (_DL/3))>>
 		<<set $repGain += _DL*random(5,10), $clubBonuses++>>
 		There are @@.green;both@@ heavily pierced and tattooed slaves and slaves with more natural bodies filling the club.
 		<</if>>
@@ -265,7 +271,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist == "unset")>>
 	<<if ($clubAdsSpending == 0) || ($clubAdsImplanted == 0)>>
 		<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-		<<if ($implanted > 0) && ($pure > 0) && (Math.abs($implanted-$pure) <= (_DL/3))>>
+		<<set _implanted = implantedCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<set _pure = pureCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<if (_implanted > 0) && (_pure > 0) && (Math.abs(_implanted-_pure) <= (_DL/3))>>
 		<<set $repGain += _DL*random(5,10), $clubBonuses++>>
 		Citizens in $clubName can easily find @@.yellowgreen;both@@ all-natural girls, and slaves whose beauty has been improved by surgical means.
 		<</if>>
@@ -274,7 +282,9 @@
 	<<if ($seeDicks != 0)>>
 	<<if ($clubAdsSpending == 0) || ($clubAdsXX == 0)>>
 		<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-		<<if ($XX > 0) && ($XY > 0) && (Math.abs($XX-$XY) <= (_DL/3))>>
+		<<set _XX = XXCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<set _XY = XYCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<if (_XX > 0) && (_XY > 0) && (Math.abs(_XX-_XY) <= (_DL/3))>>
 		<<set $repGain += _DL*random(5,10), $clubBonuses++>>
 		The club offers a @@.green;mix@@ of sluts that can appeal to varied tastes in genitalia.
 		<</if>>
@@ -283,7 +293,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSMaturityPreferentialist == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSYouthPreferentialist == "unset")>>
 	<<if ($clubAdsSpending == 0) || ($clubAdsOld == 0)>>
 		<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-		<<if ($young > 0) && ($old > 0) && (Math.abs($young-$old) <= (_DL/3))>>
+		<<set _young = youngCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<set _old = oldCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<if (_young > 0) && (_old > 0) && (Math.abs(_young-_old) <= (_DL/3))>>
 		<<set $repGain += _DL*random(5,10), $clubBonuses++>>
 		There are girls @@.green;both@@ young and mature in $clubName.
 		<</if>>
@@ -292,7 +304,9 @@
 	<<if ($arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus == "unset") && ($arcologies[0].FSRestart == "unset")>>
 	<<if ($clubAdsSpending == 0) || ($clubAdsPreg == 0)>>
 		<<set _possibleBonuses++>>
-		<<if ($pregYes > 0) && ($pregNo > 0) && (Math.abs($pregYes-$pregNo) <= (_DL/3))>>
+		<<set _pregYes = pregYesCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<set _pregNo = pregNoCount(_clubSlaves)>>
+		<<if (_pregYes > 0) && (_pregNo > 0) && (Math.abs(_pregYes-_pregNo) <= (_DL/3))>>
 		<<set $repGain += _DL*random(5,10), $clubBonuses++>>
 		There is a @@.green;wide@@ variety of slaves with swollen, round bellies and flat bellies working the club.
 		<</if>>
diff --git a/src/utility/assayWidgets.tw b/src/utility/assayWidgets.tw
index 170ef095016fa84becc9c6afa676994816e2d69c..2d76870866fb26ba6f102da454acd0640510779f 100644
--- a/src/utility/assayWidgets.tw
+++ b/src/utility/assayWidgets.tw
@@ -3,21 +3,6 @@
 <<widget "Beauty">>
 
 <<modScore $args[0]>>
-<<if $modScore > 15 || ($piercingScore > 8 && $tatScore > 5)>>
-	<<set $modded += 1>>
-<<elseif $args[0].corsetPiercing == 0 && $piercingScore < 3 && $tatScore < 2>>
-	<<set $unmodded += 1>>
-<</if>>
-<<if $args[0].vagina == -1>>
-	<<set $XY += 1>>
-<<else>>
-	<<set $XX += 1>>
-<</if>>
-<<if $args[0].visualAge >= 30>>
-	<<set $old += 1>>
-<<else>>
-	<<set $young += 1>>
-<</if>>
 
 <<set $beauty = 0>>
 
@@ -832,12 +817,6 @@
 	<</if>>
 <</if>>
 
-<<if ($args[0].bellyPreg >= 5000) || ($args[0].bellyImplant >= 5000)>>
-	<<set $pregYes += 1>>
-<<elseif ($args[0].belly < 100) && ($args[0].weight < 30) && (!setup.fakeBellies.includes($args[0].bellyAccessory))>>
-	<<set $pregNo += 1>>
-<</if>>
-
 <<if $args[0].bellySag > 0>>
 <<if $args[0].belly < 100>>
 <<if $arcologies[0].FSRepopulationFocus != "unset">>
@@ -858,7 +837,6 @@
 	<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast == "unset">>
 	<<set $beauty += 1>>
 	<</if>>
-	<<set $stacked += 1>>
 	<<if $arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist != "unset">>
 	<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSAssetExpansionist/20)>>
 	<<if canTalk($args[0])>>
@@ -872,7 +850,6 @@
 <<if ($args[0].boobs < 500) && ($args[0].butt < 3)>>
 	<<if ($args[0].muscles <= 30) && $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist == "unset" && ($args[0].weight <= 10) && $arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadence == "unset">>
 		<<set $beauty += 40>>
-		<<set $slim += 1>>
 		<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20>>
 		<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast/20)>>
 		<<if canTalk($args[0])>>
@@ -884,7 +861,6 @@
 	<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset">> /* no muscle malus for muscle loving societies */
 		<<if $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealistStrongFat == 1 && ($args[0].weight <= 30)>> /* reduced weight malus for fat loving societies */
 			<<set $beauty += 40>>
-			<<set $slim += 1>>
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20>>
 				<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast/20)>>
 				<<if canTalk($args[0]) && $args[0].voice == 3>>
@@ -893,7 +869,6 @@
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($args[0].weight <= 10)>>
 			<<set $beauty += 40>>
-			<<set $slim += 1>>
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20>>
 				<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast/20)>>
 				<<if canTalk($args[0]) && $args[0].voice == 3>>
@@ -904,7 +879,6 @@
 	<<elseif $arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadence != "unset" && ($args[0].weight <= 30)>> /* reduced weight malus for fat loving societies */
 		<<if $arcologies[0].FSHedonisticDecadenceStrongFat == 1>> /* no muscle malus for muscle loving societies */
 			<<set $beauty += 40>>
-			<<set $slim += 1>>
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20>>
 				<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast/20)>>
 				<<if canTalk($args[0]) && $args[0].voice == 3>>
@@ -913,7 +887,6 @@
 			<</if>>
 		<<elseif ($args[0].muscles <= 30)>>
 			<<set $beauty += 40>>
-			<<set $slim += 1>>
 			<<if $arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast > 20>>
 				<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSSlimnessEnthusiast/20)>>
 				<<if canTalk($args[0]) && $args[0].voice == 3>>
@@ -987,7 +960,6 @@
 <</if>>
 
 <<if ($args[0].boobsImplant == 0) && ($args[0].buttImplant == 0) && ($args[0].waist >= -95) && ($args[0].lipsImplant == 0) && ($args[0].faceImplant < 30) && ($args[0].bellyImplant == -1) && (Math.abs($args[0].shouldersImplant) < 2) && (Math.abs($args[0].hipsImplant) < 2)>>
-	<<set $pure += 1>>
 	<<if $arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist != "unset">>
 	<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSBodyPurist/5)>>
 	<</if>>
@@ -995,7 +967,6 @@
 	<<set $beauty += 2>>
 	<</if>>
 <<else>>
-	<<set $implanted += 1>>
 	<<if $arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist != "unset">>
 	<<set $beauty += ($arcologies[0].FSTransformationFetishist/40)>>
 	<</if>>