diff --git a/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/vaginalAccessory.js b/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/vaginalAccessory.js
index f86f846aa52dbcc4953bc2c2fcde68210e9f66c3..9b5227dfd120119bf540ebe4608166bda4d6ef69 100644
--- a/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/vaginalAccessory.js
+++ b/src/npc/descriptions/crotch/vaginalAccessory.js
@@ -24,11 +24,9 @@ App.Desc.vaginalAccessory = function(slave) {
 			r.push(`A ${slave.vaginalAccessory} is attached on ${his} clit, ${held}.`);	// FIXME: not super happy with this
 			break;
 		case 1:
-			if (dildo.length === 1) {
-				/* TODO: these may need to be updated for slaves with gaping+ vaginas */
-				r.push(`${His} pussy is filled by a ${slave.vaginalAccessory} ${held}.`);
-			} else {
-				r.push(`${His} pussy is filled by a very long ${slave.vaginalAccessory} ${held}. It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
+			r.push(`${His} pussy is filled by a ${slave.vaginalAccessory} ${held}.`);/* TODO: these may need to be updated for slaves with gaping+ vaginas */
+			if (dildo.length > 1) {
+				r.push(`It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
 			}
 			break;
 		case 2:
@@ -40,34 +38,26 @@ App.Desc.vaginalAccessory = function(slave) {
 			} else {
 				r.push(`comfortably filled`);
 			}
-			if (dildo.length === 1) {
-				r.push(`by a large ${slave.vaginalAccessory} ${held}.`);
-			} else {
-				r.push(`by a very long and large ${slave.vaginalAccessory} ${held}. It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
+			r.push(`by a large ${slave.vaginalAccessory} ${held}.`);
+			if (dildo.length > 1) {
+				r.push(`It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
 			}
 			break;
 		case 3:
-			if (dildo.length === 1) {
-				if (slave.vagina < 4) {
-					r.push(`${His} pussy is filled to the breaking point by an enormous ${slave.vaginalAccessory}.`);
-					if (slave.fetish === "masochist" && slave.fetishKnown === 1 && slave.fetishStrength > 60) {
-						r.push(`${He} can barely move with the discomfort, but ${he} frequently climaxes with agony.`);
-					} else {
-						r.push(`${He} can barely move with the discomfort, and ${he} sometimes breaks down in tears at having ${his} cunt permanently stretched.`);
-					}
+			if (slave.vagina < 4) {
+				r.push(`${His} pussy is filled to the breaking point by an enormous ${slave.vaginalAccessory}.`);
+				if (dildo.length > 1) {
+					r.push(`It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
+				}
+				if (slave.fetish === "masochist" && slave.fetishKnown === 1 && slave.fetishStrength > 60) {
+					r.push(`${He} can barely move with the discomfort, but ${he} frequently climaxes with agony.`);
 				} else {
-					r.push(`${His} cavernous pussy is comfortably filled by a huge ${slave.vaginalAccessory}.`);
+					r.push(`${He} can barely move with the discomfort, and ${he} sometimes breaks down in tears at having ${his} cunt permanently stretched.`);
 				}
 			} else {
-				if (slave.vagina < 4) {
-					r.push(`${His} pussy is filled to the breaking point by an enormously wide and long ${slave.vaginalAccessory}. It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
-					if (slave.fetish === "masochist" && slave.fetishKnown === 1 && slave.fetishStrength > 60) {
-						r.push(`${He} can barely move with the discomfort, but ${he} frequently climaxes with agony.`);
-					} else {
-						r.push(`${He} can barely move with the discomfort, and ${he} sometimes breaks down in tears at having ${his} cunt permanently stretched.`);
-					}
-				} else {
-					r.push(`${His} cavernous pussy is comfortably filled by an enormously wide and long ${slave.vaginalAccessory}. It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
+				r.push(`${His} cavernous pussy is comfortably filled by a huge ${slave.vaginalAccessory}.`);
+				if (dildo.length > 1) {
+					r.push(`It noticeably bulges ${his} stomach.`);
 				}
 			}
 			if (slave.chastityVagina) {