diff --git a/src/events/RESS/hotPC.js b/src/events/RESS/hotPC.js
index 0f873b0cc4f99db280558d391c1901e9a0bf2fbd..2535b27c2188488db1d792b5198097aee382dbf1 100644
--- a/src/events/RESS/hotPC.js
+++ b/src/events/RESS/hotPC.js
@@ -13,6 +13,8 @@ App.Events.RESSHotPC = class RESSHotPC extends App.Events.BaseEvent {
 			s => s.devotion > 0 && s.devotion <= 50,
 			s => s.trust >= -50,
 			canSee,
+			hasAnyArms,
+			hasAnyLegs,
 			s =>
 				(s.attrXX >= 50 && V.PC.belly < 5000 && (V.PC.boobs >= 300 || V.PC.title === 0)) ||
 				(s.attrXY >= 50 && PC.dick > 0 && V.PC.boobs < 300 && V.PC.belly < 1500) ||
diff --git a/src/events/randomEvent.js b/src/events/randomEvent.js
index dc12e6eac0b207c47102397d98dd05d700ff5a16..20a98693c79781fa281267f9dde4ac346db4bb26 100644
--- a/src/events/randomEvent.js
+++ b/src/events/randomEvent.js
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ App.Events.getIndividualEvents = function(slave) {
 		// example: new App.Events.TestEvent(),
 		new App.Events.RESSLazyEvening(),
 		new App.Events.RESSMuscles(),
+		new App.Events.RESSHotPC(),
 	]
 	.filter(e => (e.eventPrerequisites().every(p => p()) && e.castActors(slave)))
 	.reduce((res, cur) => res.concat(Array(cur.weight).fill(cur)), []);
diff --git a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
index bb069449f878905470ab6f60d961c5663a8bc68a..fa771cadd520e892c37dde1433f191d2c9d9ac1b 100644
--- a/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
+++ b/src/js/eventSelectionJS.js
@@ -1045,23 +1045,6 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolStandard = function(eventSlave) {
 				}
 			}
 
-			if (eventSlave.energy > 40) {
-				if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
-					if (eventSlave.trust >= -50) {
-						if (eventSlave.devotion > 0) {
-							if (eventSlave.devotion <= 50) {
-								if (((eventSlave.attrXX >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.boobs >= 300 || State.variables.PC.title === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000)) ||
-									((eventSlave.attrXY >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) && (State.variables.PC.boobs < 300) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 1500)) ||
-									(eventSlave.fetish === "pregnancy" && State.variables.PC.belly >= 5000) ||
-									(eventSlave.fetish === "boobs" && State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.boobs >= 1000)) {
-									State.variables.RESSevent.push("hot PC");
-								}
-							}
-						}
-					}
-				}
-			}
-
 			if (eventSlave.trust <= 20) {
 				if (eventSlave.trust >= -75) {
 					if (eventSlave.devotion <= 30) {
@@ -2415,23 +2398,6 @@ window.generateRandomEventPoolServant = function(eventSlave) {
 				}
 			}
 
-			if (eventSlave.energy > 40) {
-				if (canSee(eventSlave)) {
-					if (eventSlave.trust >= -50) {
-						if (eventSlave.devotion > 0) {
-							if (eventSlave.devotion <= 50) {
-								if (((eventSlave.attrXX >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.boobs >= 300 || State.variables.PC.title === 0) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 5000)) ||
-									((eventSlave.attrXY >= 50) && (State.variables.PC.dick > 0) && (State.variables.PC.boobs < 300) && (State.variables.PC.belly < 1500)) ||
-									(eventSlave.fetish === "pregnancy" && State.variables.PC.belly >= 5000) ||
-									(eventSlave.fetish === "boobs" && State.variables.PC.belly < 5000 && State.variables.PC.boobs >= 1000)) {
-									State.variables.RESSevent.push("hot PC");
-								}
-							}
-						}
-					}
-				}
-			}
-
 			if (eventSlave.trust <= 20) {
 				if (eventSlave.trust >= -75) {
 					if (eventSlave.devotion <= 30) {
diff --git a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
index 8c8aa6306f5266e50040823aa45e5fa283fed688..5e08fd9b56360b299023031f6a1d216e691415d8 100644
--- a/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
+++ b/src/uncategorized/RESS.tw
@@ -2332,62 +2332,6 @@ At your <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>nod<<else>>acknowledgment<</if>>, $he
 <<print _possibleDrugs.text>>"
 <<set _injection = _possibleDrugs.type>>
 
-<<case "hot PC">>
-
-<<if $arcologies[0].FSPhysicalIdealist != "unset">>
-	You maintain a tremendous workout routine: the leader of a society that worships physical perfection can afford nothing less. Working out maintains your appearance, keeps you sharp, and makes you the exemplar of the physical ideal that you have to be for your vision for the future to be realized. So, you pay the iron price for your <<if $PC.title == 1>>muscles<<else>>toned body<</if>>. Like most of the arcology's prominent citizens, you often lift publicly and take part in other amateur sports, but you also have your own private weight room in your penthouse, and you spend a lot of time there.
-<<elseif $PC.physicalAge >= 50>>
-	You take care of yourself. You're no longer as young as you once were, making it almost a requirement that you work out, hard and regularly. The fact is, the overwhelming majority of arcology owners who maintain their positions for more than a short time are physically fit. The Free Cities have a reputation for destroying old world wastrels who inherit wealth and think that makes them able to survive in an anarcho-capitalist world. Sloth and an inability to self-govern are not qualities common among your successful peers. Not to mention, it's useful to look good, and it may well prove essential to be physically capable in the near future.
-<<else>>
-	You take care of yourself. It would be absurd to think that there's any explicit requirement that you work out, hard and regularly, but the fact remains that the overwhelming majority of arcology owners who maintain their positions for more than a short time are physically fit. The Free Cities have a reputation for destroying old world wastrels who inherit wealth and think that makes them able to survive in an anarcho-capitalist world. Sloth and an inability to self-govern are not qualities common among your successful peers. Not to mention, it's useful to look good, and it may well prove essential to be physically capable in the near future.
-<</if>>
-You complete the final rep of your first workout of the day, rack the bar, and jump to your feet to shower, change, and see to your empire. The motion brings your field of view up, and you notice for the first time that <<= App.UI.slaveDescriptionDialog($activeSlave)>> is frozen in the open doorway, having seen something in the workout room that caught $his attention as $he passed by. $His eyes are fixed on your
-<<if $PC.belly >= 120000>>
-	massive pregnancy with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; you're the perfect image of a fertile goddess and your overfilled belly is coated in sweat. Even though you can't work your core any longer, you still take your workouts seriously, something most pregnant women would shy away from. You flush a little at what must $he must have thought; will all the grunting and effort, $he likely thought you were giving birth.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 100000>>
-	massive pregnancy with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; you're eye-catchingly gravid and your full belly is coated in a thin sheen of sweat. Even though you can't work your core any longer, you still take your workouts seriously, something most pregnant women would shy away from.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 60000>>
-	giant pregnancy with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; you're eye-catchingly massive and your heavy belly is coated in a thin sheen of sweat.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 15000>>
-	advanced pregnancy with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; you're the perfect image of a mother-to-be and your heavy belly is coated in a thin sheen of sweat.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 10000>>
-	heavily pregnant middle and the last remnants of your abs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; you're the perfect image of a mother-to-be and your heavy belly is coated in a thin sheen of sweat.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
-	greatly swollen middle and its stretched abdominal muscles with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; despite how big you've gotten, you still have some abs left.
-<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's three sizes too small, forcing your enormous <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake breasts to balloon around the strained material<<else>>breasts to lewdly bulge around the strained material<</if>>, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly defined through the stretched thin fabric.
-<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's two sizes too small, allowing your huge <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake <</if>>breasts to lewdly bulge out of them, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the strained material.
-<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's one size too small, allowing your big <<if $PC.boobsImplant > 0>>fake <</if>>breasts to bulge out of them, soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>>, and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the taut material.
-<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
-	sports bra clad boobs with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; the bra's soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>> and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the tight material.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 1500>>
-	swollen middle and its abdominal muscles with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; despite your growing child<<if $PC.pregType > 1>>ren<</if>>, they're still pretty cut.
-<<elseif $PC.belly >= 100>>
-	<<if $PC.title == 0>>
-		slightly distended abdominal muscles and flat chest with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; they're pretty cut, and your sports bra's soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>> and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the tight material.
-	<<else>>
-		slightly distended abdominal muscles with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; they're pretty cut, and your bare chest is coated in a light sheen of glistening sweat.
-	<</if>>
-	<<if $PC.pregKnown == 1>>You doubt $he realizes that the slight swell to your middle is a child.<</if>>
-<<else>>
-	<<if $PC.title == 0>>
-		abdominal muscles and flat chest with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; they're pretty cut, and your sports bra's soaked in your sweat<<if $PC.lactation > 0>>and breast milk<</if>> and your nipples are clearly visible as bumps in the tight material.
-	<<else>>
-		abdominal muscles with almost painful intensity. You can't really blame $him; they're pretty cut, and your bare chest is coated in a light sheen of glistening sweat.
-	<</if>>
-<</if>>
-<br><br>
-$His <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> track up your torso comically until $he's looking into your eyes. $He stares dumbly at you for a moment before realizing what $he's doing and blushing with embarrassment. $He's reasonably well broken, but is still coming to terms with $his sexual place as a $desc.
-In particular, $he hasn't gotten used to the effects of $his training, the slave food, and the atmosphere in the penthouse, all of which are serving to fuel an acceleration of $his sex drive.
-<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
-	$He uses shaky <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>hands<<else>>gestures<</if>> to ask you to fuck $him,
-<<else>>
-	"<<S>>orry, <<Master>>, I was ju<<s>>t, um, pa<<ss>>ing by and I thought, um, I <<s>>aw, um, <<s>>orry <<Master>>, I'm going now," $he babbles,
-<</if>>
-and turns to flee.
-
 <<case "dickgirl PC">>
 
 Having just enjoyed one of your slaves, you take a quick post-coital rinse in one of the showers scattered around the arcology for the purpose. Thus refreshed, you step out and come face to face with <<= App.UI.slaveDescriptionDialog($activeSlave)>>, who is going about $his assigned business. $His <<= App.Desc.eyesColor($activeSlave)>> lock with yours for a surprised moment, and then flick down submissively.
@@ -12790,221 +12734,6 @@ brought in to you. This time <<= App.UI.slaveDescriptionDialog($activeSlave)>> h
 	<</replace>>
 <</link>>
 
-<<case "hot PC">>
-
-<<link "Not so fast">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-		As $he goes, $he follows the natural human impulse when embarrassed, and turns $his head resolutely away from you, trying very hard to forget making such a fool of $himself. This means that $he does not see your rapid, predatory pursuit of $him, nor does $he <<if canHear($activeSlave)>>hear<<else>>notice<</if>> your careful stride across the flooring. $His first indication that $he's prey is when your hands grab $him around $his
-		<<if $activeSlave.bellyPreg >= 5000>>
-			pregnant belly
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 5000>>
-			_belly belly
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 130>>
-			gut
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 95>>
-			fat belly
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>
-			own well-muscled middle
-		<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>
-			plush belly
-		<<else>>
-			middle
-		<</if>>
-		and hug $him hard against your
-		<<if $PC.belly >= 100000>>
-			massive sweaty pregnancy.
-		<<elseif $PC.belly >= 60000>>
-			giant sweaty pregnancy.
-		<<elseif $PC.belly >= 15000>>
-			huge sweaty pregnancy.
-		<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
-			sweaty pregnancy.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
-			enormous sweaty boobs.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
-			huge sweaty boobs.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
-			big sweaty boobs.
-		<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
-			sweaty boobs.
-		<<else>>
-			<<if $PC.title == 0>>
-				sweaty, flat chest.
-			<<else>>
-				sweaty, bare chest.
-			<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-		$He stiffens<<if $activeSlave.voice != 0>> and shrieks<</if>> with surprise, but relaxes obediently within your embrace. Your warm, animal presence has an immediate effect. You hear $him suck in $his breath and then feel $him begin to breathe increasingly hard as your <<if canSmell($activeSlave)>>scent<<else>>body heat<</if>> sinks into $him and $his embarrassment fades.
-		<br><br><span id="result2">
-			<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) || canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-				<<link "Fuck $him right here">>
-					<<replace "#result2">>
-						<<if $PC.title == 0 || $PC.boobs >= 300 || $PC.belly >= 1500>>
-							Despite your feminine appearance, you have capable hands.
-						<<else>>
-							You have strong hands to go with your masculine appeal.
-						<</if>>
-						They rove across $his front, hugging $him hard against you as you massage and grope.
-						<<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>
-							$His tits are so big that hefting them creates a bit of a burn in your biceps, in addition to making $him writhe against you.
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
-							The skin that covers $his swollen belly is erotically taught, and you run your fingers across it possessively.
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.nipples == "inverted">>
-							You wrap your hands around the bases of $his inverted nipples, and use your strong grip to stimulate and squeeze them until they protrude, much to the writhing slave's anguish.
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.nipples == "fuckable">>
-							You slip your fingers into $his nipples and spread $him wide, making the slave writhe and buck against you.
-						<<else>>
-							You pinch $his nipples and tug them hard, making the slave writhe and buck against you.
-						<</if>>
-					<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
-						You grab <<if hasBothArms($activeSlave)>>one of $his hands<<elseif hasAnyArms($activeSlave)>>$his hand<</if>> and guide it down to $his
-						<<if $activeSlave.dick > 0 && !($activeSlave.chastityPenis)>>
-							cock,
-						<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-							pussy,
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.scrotum > 0 && $activeSlave.balls > 1>>
-							testicles,
-						<<elseif ($activeSlave.chastityPenis == 1)>>
-							caged dick,
-						<<elseif ($activeSlave.chastityVagina)>>
-							chastity belt,
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
-							perineum,
-						<</if>>
-						making $him play with $himself. Meanwhile, you look after your womanhood with your other hand, schlicking expertly while holding $him close, ensuring that $he feels every motion of what you're doing. When your fingers are thoroughly coated with pussyjuice, you drop $his hand, letting $him continue masturbating on $his own, and then use the freed hand to replace the one you're using to touch yourself. Then, you take the wet fingers and push them into $his mouth; $he willingly sucks them clean, using $his tongue to gather every trace of your secretions. You gather sweat from between your breasts, and make $him suck that off $his fingers too. When $he orgasms, you shove $him against the wall and hump against $him and your hand both, climaxing yourself.
-					<<else>>
-						You pull $him up <<if hasAnyLegs($activeSlave)>>onto $his toes<<else>>to face you<</if>> and slide yourself inside $him, the slave gasping when $he feels your hot dick enter $his
-						<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-							cunt.
-						<<else>>
-							anus.
-						<</if>>
-						<<if $PC.belly >= 5000 && $activeSlave.belly >= 10000>>
-							You'd like to lift $him up into a standing fuck, but there is so much distended stomach between the both of you that it's impossible so you opt for a position where you can both penetrate $him and continue your work out.
-							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-								After a while, you shift positions, freeing your member, and force yourself up $his butt despite the slave's anxious begging.
-								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his pussy with cum.
-							<<else>>
-								<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<</if>>
-						<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
-							You'd like to lift $him up into a standing fuck, but you are far too pregnant to manage. Instead, you lie on your back and have $him work your legs as you fuck $him.
-							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-								After a while, you lift $him up as high as you can, freeing your member, and then lower $him back down again, forcing yourself up $his butt instead despite the slave's anxious begging.
-								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his pussy with cum.
-							<<else>>
-								<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<</if>>
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 300000>>
-							You'd like to lift $him up into a standing fuck, but even you aren't strong enough to lift $his extreme weight. Instead, you choose to have $him ride you; supporting $his _belly middle is a workout in its own right.
-							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-								After a while, you push $him up as high as you can, freeing your member, and then lower $him back down again, forcing yourself up $his butt instead despite the slave's anxious begging.
-								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his pussy with cum.
-							<<else>>
-								<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<</if>>
-						<<elseif $activeSlave.belly >= 100000>>
-							Once you're hilted, you hoist $him up by the underarms, shifting your stance to handle $his _belly stomach's weight, and hold $him in midair, impaled on your dick. You can't pound $him all that hard in this challenging position, but the effort of holding $him this way forces you to work out hard, producing an excellent sensation.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> The position angles your dick upward, producing a lovely massaging sensation in your pussy as you slide in and out of $him.<</if>>
-							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-								After a while, you lift $him up as high as you can, freeing your member, and then lower $him back down again, forcing yourself up $his butt instead despite the slave's anxious begging.
-								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his pussy with cum.
-							<<else>>
-								<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<</if>>
-							You're going to be feeling this tomorrow.
-						<<else>>
-							Once you're hilted, you bring $his hands up on either side of $his head to grasp your shoulders behind $him, and then scoop $his legs up and hoist $him to rest against your chest, held in midair and impaled on your dick. You can't pound $him all that hard in this challenging position, but the effort of holding $himself this way forces $him to tighten $his muscles down hard, producing an excellent sensation.<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> The position angles your dick upward, producing a lovely massaging sensation in your pussy as you slide in and out of $him.<</if>>
-							<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave) && canDoAnal($activeSlave)>>
-								After a while, you lift $him up as high as you can, freeing your member, and then lower $him back down again, forcing yourself up $his butt instead despite the slave's anxious begging.
-								<<= VCheck.Both()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<<elseif canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-								<<= VCheck.Vaginal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his pussy with cum.
-							<<else>>
-								<<= VCheck.Anal()>>
-								It doesn't take long before you fill $his ass with cum.
-							<</if>>
-						<</if>>
-					<</if>>
-					You tell your quivering sex toy that $he doesn't have to be embarrassed about $his needs. @@.mediumaquamarine;$He seems relieved@@ that the sexual being $he's becoming is acceptable, at least to you.
-					<<set $activeSlave.trust += 4>>
-				<</replace>>
-			<</link>><<if (($activeSlave.anus == 0 && canDoAnal($activeSlave)) || ($activeSlave.vagina == 0) && canDoVaginal($activeSlave)) && ($PC.dick != 0)>> //This option will take $his virginity//<</if>>
-		<</if>>
-		<br><<link "Have $him lick you clean">>
-			<<replace "#result2">>
-				You take $him by the hand and <<if $PC.belly >= 10000>>waddle<<else>>walk<</if>> towards the shower. The sudden loss of your closeness jerks $him rudely out of $his sexual reverie, but $he follows willingly, perhaps distracted by the view as you shed your workout clothes on the way. When you get there, you pull $him in with you, but you do not turn on the water. Instead, you tell $him to wash you. Not understanding, $he turns to switch on the shower, but you catch $him, and insert two sweaty fingers into the slave's compliant mouth. $He sucks on them, taking refuge in the simple task, and then understands what you mean. $He runs $his tongue up your arm, sucking the salty sweat off you as best $he can. Soon, $he bends down and heads for your
-				<<if $PC.dick != 0>>cock<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> and <</if>><</if>><<if $PC.vagina != -1>>cunt<</if>>
-				but you pull $him up again and tell $him to do that last.
-				<<if $PC.belly >= 60000>>
-					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up your linea nigra. When $he reaches your <<if $PC.preg >= 22>>popped<<else>>flattened<</if>> navel, you hold $his head there for a while, savoring the erotic sensation before pushing $him along to the rest of your expansive midriff.
-				<<elseif $PC.belly >= 5000>>
-					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up your linea nigra. When $he reaches your <<if $PC.preg >= 22>>popped<<else>>flattened<</if>> navel, you hold $his head there for a while, savoring the erotic sensation.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1400>>
-					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your enormous breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1200>>
-					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your huge breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 1000>>
-					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your big breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<elseif $PC.boobs >= 300>>
-					$He quickly finds something almost as good by licking and sucking $his way up the sweaty crevice between your breasts. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-				<<else>>
-					<<if $PC.title == 0>>
-						$He settles for kissing and licking $his way up your abs, pecs, and non-existent tits. When $he reaches your nipples, you hold $his head there for a while, enjoying $his tongue.
-					<<else>>
-						$He settles for kissing and licking $his way up your abs, pecs, and collarbone, before shyly sucking the line of sweat that runs down each of your temples when you perspire heavily off of you.
-					<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-				When you've enjoyed the tongue bath enough, you reach over and activate the shower, the warm water producing a hum from the slave. You coach $him towards your
-				<<if $PC.dick == 0>>
-					cunt, and $he eats you out with enthusiasm
-				<<else>>
-					stiff prick, and $he gives you an enthusiastic blowjob<<if $PC.vagina != -1>> before turning $his oral attentions to your pussy<</if>>
-				<</if>>
-				as the water plays over you both. After looking up and letting the water cascade down your face for a long moment, you quietly tell $him to masturbate before opening your mouth to drink from the downpour. With your eyes closed against the stream, your only indications that $he's obeying the command is a slight increase in the force with which $he sucks, and a faint
-				<<if canDoVaginal($activeSlave)>>
-					schlicking
-				<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0 && canAchieveErection($activeSlave) && !($activeSlave.chastityPenis)>>
-					wanking
-				<<else>>
-					rubbing
-				<</if>>
-				noise as $he jerks off. $He must @@.hotpink;find you quite attractive,@@ since giving you oral in the shower while playing with $himself brings $him to orgasm with almost indecent speed.
-				<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4>>
-				<<run seX($activeSlave, "oral", $PC, "penetrative")>>
-				<</replace>>
-			<</link>>
-		</span>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-<br><<link "Let $him go">>
-	<<replace "#result">>
-		You let $him go, and $he hurries off to go on with $his day. But $his attraction to you does not go away, and neither does the embarrassment of having made a fool of $himself in front of you. The experience leaves $him @@.gold;a bit worried@@ about how life as your slave is affecting $him, but @@.hotpink;increasingly infatuated with you.@@ Before long, love will conquer doubt.
-		<<set $activeSlave.devotion += 4, $activeSlave.trust -= 2>>
-	<</replace>>
-<</link>>
-
 <<case "dickgirl PC">>
 
 <<link "Permit $him to serve you in a way $he'll be comfortable with">>