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/* This is one of several files that contains and organizes many different events. */
/* genericPlotEvents.tw */
/* PESS.tw: Player Event, Single Slave */
/* PETS.tw: Player Event, Two Slaves */
/* RECI.tw: Random Event, Check In */
/* REFI.tw: Random Event, Fetish Interest */
/* RESS.tw: Random Event, Single Slave */
/* RESSTR.tw: Random Event, Single Slave (Test Realm, for debugging events) */
/* RETS.tw: Random Event, Two Slaves */
/* */
/* Events can also be in a dedicated *.tw file, formatted as follows: */
/* jeXXXXX.tw: Justice Event */
/* pXXXXXX.tw: Player event */
/* peXXXXX.tw: Player Event focused on a slave */
/* reXXXXX.tw: Random Event */
/* resXXXX.tw: Random Event, School */
/* seXXXXX.tw: Slave Event, focuses on slaves coming or going */
/* securityForceXXXXX.tw: Security Force event */
/* */
/* Some scenes are also stored in useGuard.tw, walkPast.tw, and toychest.tw */
<<if $cheatMode == 1>>
Pregmodder
committed
<<set $nextButton = "Back", $nextLink = "Nonrandom Event", $returnTo = "Nonrandom Event">> /* if user just clicks spacebar */
''A random single slave event would have been selected from the following:''
<br>
<<for _i = 0; _i < $RESSevent.length; _i++>>
<<print "[[$RESSevent[_i]|RESS][$RESSevent = $RESSevent[" + _i + "]]]">>
Pregmodder
committed
<br><br>[[Go Back to Random Individual Event|Random Individual Event][$activeSlave = 0]]
<<goto "RESS">>
<</if>>
<<else>>
<<set $nextButton = "Continue", $nextLink = "AS Dump", $returnTo = "Next Week">>
<<if $imageChoice == 1>>
<div class="imageRef lrgVector"><<SlaveArt $activeSlave 2 0>></div>
<<else>>
<div class="imageRef lrgRender"><<SlaveArt $activeSlave 2 0>></div>
<</if>>
<<SlaveTitle $activeSlave>>
<<Enunciate $activeSlave>>
<<switch $RESSevent>>
<<case "first period">>
<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> appears in the door of your office for a scheduled inspection. She stumbles through the doorway, hands on her <<if $activeSlave.weight >= 95>>fat belly<<elseif $activeSlave.weight >= 30>>chubby belly<<else>>flat belly<</if>>, before stepping forward to stand in front of your desk. Her chest is rising and falling with panicked hyperventilation. The poor girl is terrified some reason.
<br><br>
You press her for why she is acting this way.
She uses gestures to point to her stomach, and explains that she is feeling an unusual pain.
"My belly, <<Master>>," she <<say>>s apologetically. "It hurt<<s>> and I don't know why. It ju<<s>>t <<s>>tarted re<<c>>ently."
<</if>>
You check her records and discover she has very likely just become a woman.
<<case "wet dreams">>
<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> appears in the door of your office early in the morning, she wasn't scheduled for an inspection today. You question why she has come to see you, and she gingerly approaches your desk.
She uses gestures to point to her crotch, and explains that she has accidentally started wetting her bed.
"I'm <<s>>orry, <<Master>>," she <<say>>s apologetically. "I keep wetting my bed at night, and it feel<<s>> <<s>>o good too."
<</if>>
You check her records for any potential health issues that could be causing this annoyance when it dawns on you. $activeSlave.slaveName is likely becoming potent, and now is the perfect time to cement her sexuality.
You are awakened from a sound sleep by someone eagerly <<if $PC.dick == 1>>sucking your dick<<else>>eating you out<</if>>. Your slaves know better than to disturb you, let alone take the initiative, but you are shocked when you pull back the sheets and reveal the smiling <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>.
<<if !canTalk($activeSlave)>>
She promptly stops, flashes you an appreciative smile and goes right back to pleasing you.
<<else>>
She pulls off you with a frown. "I'm <<s>>orry, <<Master>>," she <<say>>s apologetically. "It'<<s>> ju<<s>>t you've been <<s>>o nice to me. Thi<<s>> felt like the right thing to do." She lowers her head back to your crotch.
<</if>>
<br><br>
She was mindbroken, but seems to have snapped out of it do to a deep love of you.
<<case "devoted lotion">>
Your slaves are required to take very good care of themselves, and your best girls spend several hours a day maintaining every inch of their bodies. You notice <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> standing naked in front of a mirror outside the bathroom, carefully applying moisturizing lotion to every inch of her $activeSlave.skin skin. She's clearly feeling well, and her <<if $activeSlave.face > 95>>gorgeous<<elseif $activeSlave.face <= 40>>attractive<<elseif $activeSlave.face <= 10>>pretty<<elseif $activeSlave.face < -10>>plain<<else>>homely<</if>> face bears a smile of simple enjoyment as she basks in the warmth of the slave quarters, calibrated to make nudity comfortable. She straightens her <<if $activeSlave.height >= 185>>wonderfully long<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 170>>long<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 160>>nice<<elseif $activeSlave.height >= 150>>short<<else>>short little<</if>> legs and bends at the waist<<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>, her gravid belly parting her legs as she goes<</if>>, moaning at the pleasurable feeling of a good stretch. She sets the lotion bottle on the ground next to her, dispenses a little, and carefully rubs it into the tops of her feet. When she reaches her ankles, still bent almost double, she <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>catches sight of you watching her from between her legs<<else>>picks up the sound of your breathing<</if>>. She smiles at you and keeps working.
She shifts her <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>broad<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 2>>curvy<<else>>trim<</if>> hips innocently and moves up to her lower legs. But then, as she slowly massages the lotion into her <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>muscled<<elseif $activeSlave.weight > 10>>plush<<else>>cute<</if>> calves, she arches her back and cocks her hips a little. This causes <<if ($activeSlave.dickAccessory == "chastity")>>the bottom of her chastity cage to become visible, a reminder that she's a butthole slave<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>the underside of her pregnancy and her flushed pussy to appear for a moment, glistening with moisture, before she hugs her thighs together, sighing as she flexes them a little to put gentle pressure on her womanhood<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ((($activeSlave.balls == 0) || ($activeSlave.hormones > 0)))>>her thighs to come tightly together, hiding her soft dick<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 0>>her stiff dick to swing back between her legs; she hugs her thighs together again and traps it back behind her, showing off how hard she is<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>it to become apparent that her hungry asspussy serves as her only genitalia<<else>>her flushed pussy to appear for a moment, glistening with moisture, before she hugs her thighs together, sighing as she flexes them a little to put gentle pressure on her womanhood<</if>>. With her back arched and her thighs together her <<if $activeSlave.butt > 5>>massive buttocks part a little, showing a hint of<<elseif $activeSlave.butt > 2>>big buttocks part, revealing<<else>>cute buttocks are spread wide apart, displaying<</if>> her <<if $activeSlave.anus > 2>>lewd anal slit<<elseif $activeSlave.anus == 2>>big butthole<<else>>tight anus<</if>>. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 20>>She peeks around the edge of her belly, checking your crotch to see if you are watching<<else>>She peeks between her legs again, checking to see if you're watching<</if>><<else>>Her ears perk up, listening to see if you are still there<</if>>.
<<case "sore shoulders">>
<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> comes before you for a routine inspection. The <<if $activeSlave.muscles > 95>>heavily muscled<<elseif $activeSlave.muscles > 30>>ripped<<else>>toned<</if>><<if $activeSlave.preg > 30>> and heavily pregnant<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>pregnant<</if>>
$desc
is looking good, but as she raises her arms over her head to spin her nude torso under your gaze, she winces slightly. <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>Her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes flick up to see if you noticed, and her face falls a little when she sees that you did. You raise one eyebrow, and the obedient slave explains herself<<else>>Her ears perk up to hear if you noticed. You clear your throat, startling her and making her explain herself<</if>>.
<<if canTalk($activeSlave) == false>>
She uses gestures to beg your pardon, and explains that yesterday was arm day for her, and she went out a little hard. Her shoulders are a little sore, but she gestures that she's all right.
<<elseif SlaveStatsChecker.checkForLisp($activeSlave)>>
"Thorry, <<Master>>," she lisps apologetically. "I'm okay. Yethterday was arm day for me, and I went out a little too hard. My shoulders are kinda thore, but I'm alright."
"Sorry, <<Master>>," she says apologetically. "I'm okay. Yesterday was arm day for me, and I went out a little too hard. My shoulders are kinda sore, but I'm alright."
<</if>>
<<case "bed snuggle">>
<<if $assistantName == "your personal assistant">>Your personal assistant<<else>>$assistantName<</if>> wakes you in the morning,
<<if $assistant == 0>>
its voice
<<else>>
<<switch $assistantAppearance>>
<<case "monstergirl">>
her monstergirl avatar's sultry voice
her shemale avatar's syrupy voice
her amazon avatar's powerful voice
her businesswoman avatar's confident voice
her fairy avatar's adorable voice
her schoolgirl avatar's bubbly voice
her loli avatar's childish voice
<<case "angel">>
her angel avatar's heavenly voice
<<case "cherub">>
her cherub avatar's cheerful voice
<<case "incubus">>
her incubus avatar's forceful voice
<<case "succubus">>
her succubus avatar's sultry voice
<<case "imp">>
her imp avatar's mischievous voice
<<case "witch">>
her witch avatar's cocky voice
<<case "ERROR_1606_APPEARANCE_FILE_CORRUPT">>
her avatar's piecemeal voice
<<default>>
gently calling your name. As you regain consciousness, you become aware of a weight on your chest. <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> has snuggled up against you in her sleep. She's nude, and so are you; everyone sleeps naked in your penthouse. The sheet is down at your hips, leaving your upper bodies bare. <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>She's wormed her limbless torso under your arm,<<else>>She has one arm across your <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>chest, just below your breasts,<<else>>manly chest,<</if>><</if>> and is using your shoulder as a pillow. You can feel her warm breath across <<if $PC.boobs == 1>>your nipple on that side, and it hardens slowly under your gaze<<else>>your well-developed pectorals<</if>>. Her <<if $activeSlave.boobs > 4000>>incredible tits are resting to either side of your ribcage, with one of them a heavy mass on your chest and the other trapped under her<<elseif $activeSlave.boobs > 1200>>big boobs form a warm, soft mass between you<<else>>soft chest rests warmly against your ribcage<</if>><<if ($activeSlave.preg > 20)>>, beneath them, her pregnant belly rests <<if $PC.preg >= 16>>against your own baby bump<<else>>upon your flat stomach<</if>><</if>>, and farther down, there's another source of warmth where she's <<if $activeSlave.amp == 1>>got her legless pelvis resting against your hip<<else>>straddling your thigh<</if>>.
<br><br>
"<<if $PC.title == 1>>Sir<<else>>Ma'am<</if>>," $assistantName calls again, "you <<if $assistant == 0>>set a wake up for this time<<else>>asked me to wake you at this time<</if>>. You have a business meeting that starts shortly." You begin to slide out from under $activeSlave.slaveName, but the <<if $activeSlave.physicalAge > 30>>woman<<else>>girl<</if>> clings to you in her sleep as the warmth of your body begins to move away from her.
<<case "confident tanning">>
It's an unusually nice day, with mild sunshine, light breezes, and nothing offensive or dangerous in the atmosphere. In the middle of the afternoon, you take a break from your busy schedule of sex and business and stroll out onto one of your penthouse balconies. It seems <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> was struck by a similar impulse. <<if $activeSlave.assignment == "rest">>She's assigned to do little but rest<<else>>This is one of her rest periods<</if>>, so she's come out here to lay naked on a towel and enjoy the sun. <<if ($activeSlave.skin == "dark") || ($activeSlave.skin == "olive") || ($activeSlave.skin == "black")>>Her $activeSlave.skin doesn't tan much, so she's just out here to bask in its warmth. Her body shines with lotion from a bottle lying next to her, but it's just general-purpose stuff.<<elseif ($activeSlave.skin == "tanned")>>Her tanned skin shines with lotion from a bottle lying next to her.<<else>>Her skin shines with sunblock lotion from a bottle lying next to her. It would be foolish of her to let the sun ruin her $activeSlave.skin skin.<</if>>
She's lying on her back with her arms outstretched, her <<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 5000)>>titanic breasts resting to either side. They're so enormous they touch the ground on either side of her.<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 800) && ($activeSlave.boobsImplant == 0)>>heavy, natural breasts resting to either side.<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobsImplant == 0)>>modest breasts resting a little to either side as her chest rises and falls with her breath.<<else>>fake tits maintaining their proud shape regardless.<</if>> She's relaxed and breathing slowly, and it isn't immediately clear if she's asleep or not. She's not aroused, and her <<if ($activeSlave.nipples == "tiny")>>tiny little nipples soft against her breasts<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "puffy")>>puffy nipples are soft under the sunlight<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "partially inverted")>>partially inverted nipples are withdrawn against her soft breastflesh<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "inverted")>>fully inverted nipples are completely hidden from the sun's rays<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "huge")>>huge nipples are as soft as you've seen them<<else>>nipples look pleasantly soft and warm in the sun<</if>>. As you consider her radiant body, she senses your presence, either realizing you're there through her closed eyes or coming out of a light sleep at your proximity. She opens her $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes a slit and stretches deliciously, arching her back luxuriantly, and murmurs, "Hi <<Master>>."
<<case "devoted nympho">>
<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> is on the inspection schedule for the first slot of the day. When she walks clumsily through the door of your office, it's obvious the poor nympho slut hasn't found release since waking up. Her incredible sex drive has her arousal at a fever pitch.
She's walking awkwardly because of how painfully horny she is. Her <<if ($activeSlave.nipples == "tiny")>>tiny little nipples are rock hard<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "puffy")>>puffy nipples are flushed and stiff<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "partially inverted")>>nipples, which normally rest flush with her areolae, are fully erect<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "inverted")>>nipples, which are normally fully inverted, are all the way out; that must have been a painful process<<elseif ($activeSlave.nipples == "huge")>>massive nipples are so big and hard she could probably penetrate someone with them<<else>>nipples are standing out with uncomfortable hardness<</if>>.
<<if ($activeSlave.dick > 4) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
Her gigantic erection waves around in front of her as she moves, its head describing a long arc in the air with each step.
<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 2) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
Her erection waves around in front of her as she moves, its head bobbing lewdly up and down with each step.
<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>
Her erection is so pathetically small that it stands out straight and stiff as she moves.
<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>
She's actually partway erect despite her impotence, a remarkable testament to her need.
<<elseif ($activeSlave.labia > 1)>>
Her normally-large pussylips are even more prominent than usual, swollen with need.
<<elseif ($activeSlave.clit > 1)>>
Her huge, sensitive clit positively tortures her as she moves.
<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>
She has no genitals to get hard or wet, but her posture leaves no doubt that there's nothing she wants more than to get her ass reamed.
<<else>>
Her pussy is soaking wet, and streaks of female arousal are shining on her inner thighs.
<</if>>
As she staggers to a halt in front of your desk, <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 4) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>the movement of her huge penis through the air<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 2) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>her cock slaps up against her stomach, which<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>her tiny dick is momentarily trapped between her thighs, which<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>her floppy cock hits her thighs, which<<elseif ($activeSlave.labia > 1)>>which brings her thighs together enough that this<<elseif ($activeSlave.clit > 1)>>stimulating her clit enough that it<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>a motion which flexes her buttocks together just enough to clench her sensitive asspussy, and<<else>>a motion which<</if>> provides just enough stimulation that she climaxes. Her hands ball into fists at her sides and her torso pitches forward involuntarily,<<if ($activeSlave.balls > 3) && ($activeSlave.hormones <= 0)>>a ridiculous, pent-up torrent of cum shooting out and onto the floor<<elseif canAchieveErection($activeSlave)>>a strong jet of cum shooting out and onto the floor<<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina == -1) && ($activeSlave.dick == 0)>>dribbling a little fluid out of the tiny hole in her otherwise featureless groin<<elseif ($activeSlave.balls > 0)>>her soft cock twitching upward and shooting out quite a lot of cum<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>a few drops of watery ejaculate scattering from her dickhead<<elseif ($activeSlave.vagina > 1)>>the strong muscles around her big cunt visibly contracting with the force as she squirts a jet of girlcum out onto her legs and the floor<<elseif ($activeSlave.lactation > 1)>>a surprising jet of milk issuing from both of her nipples<<elseif ($activeSlave.lactation > 0)>>drops of milk appearing at each of her motherly nipples only to be flung onto the floor<<elseif ($activeSlave.preg > 10)>>forcing a grunt out of her as she bends against her pregnant belly, squirting a little jet of girlcum out onto her legs and the floor<<else>>squirting a little jet of girlcum out onto her legs and the floor<</if>>. She stands up straight, but this brings her <<if canSee($activeSlave)>>$activeSlave.eyeColor eyes up to gaze straight into yours<<else>>face to face with you<</if>>, and the mixed release, humiliation, and naughtiness of having climaxed prematurely right in front of her <<Master>> produces an aftershock, adding to the mess on the floor.
<<case "devoted exhibition">>
You make a habit of circulating through the arcology's public spaces when you can, to maintain your reputation for hands-on control and to keep a personal eye on the atmosphere. Citizens high and low avail themselves of the opportunity to greet you, introduce themselves, or bring small matters to your attention. Today, one of your prominent citizens brought up an unusually important subject, so you performed a walk and talk with him, ending out on a balcony. He goes away satisfied, but you spent longer than you intended away from the penthouse. As such, you missed the start of <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>'s weekly inspection. She finds you out on the balcony, directed to you by $assistantName, <<if ($activeSlave.boobs >= 4000)>>breathing hard from the effort of hauling her gigantic tits in<<elseif ($activeSlave.muscles > 5)>>breathing easily despite<<else>>panting a little from<</if>> her rush down to meet you. She's nude, having stripped in your office, and meets your gaze <<if ($activeSlave.trust >= 12)>>confidently, trusting<<else>>somewhat hesitantly, not sure<</if>> that she did the right thing by coming to you rather than waiting.
<<case "permitted masturbation">>
Strolling through the penthouse late at night, thinking over a business problem, you pass <<if ($activeSlave.ID == $HeadGirl.ID) && ($HGSuite > 0)>>the door of your Head Girl's suite<<elseif ($activeSlave.livingRules == "luxurious")>>the door to one of the cozy little slave bedrooms<<else>>through the cavernous slave dormitory<</if>> and see <<EventNameLink $activeSlave>>, alone in bed tonight. She's nude, of course, and has not pulled the sheets up over herself. She's lying facedown,<<if ($activeSlave.boobs > 5000)>> though her titanic tits prop her torso up awkwardly,<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 1600)>> with her huge boobs squashed out to either side of her $activeSlave.skin torso,<</if>> humping the sheets <<if ($activeSlave.vagina == -1) && ($activeSlave.dick == 0)>>and using a hand to rub her perineum and asspussy<<elseif $activeSlave.preg > 20>>as best she can with her belly in the way<<elseif $activeSlave.vaginalAccessory == "chastity belt">>uselessly through her chastity belt<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && (($activeSlave.hormones > 0) || ($activeSlave.balls == 0))>>with her sad, soft cock<<elseif $activeSlave.dick > 3>>with the huge up and down pumps her impressive cock requires<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>with her stiff dick<<else>>with her needy pussy<</if>>. She's using her right arm to <<if ($activeSlave.anus > 2)>>pound herself in the ass with a big dildo<<elseif ($activeSlave.anus > 1)>>fuck her own ass with a dildo<<else>>fuck her own anus with two fingers<</if>>, and <<if ($activeSlave.fetish == "cumslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>is giving two fingers of her left hand a blowjob<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "masochist") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>has her left hand trapped under her chest to cruelly twist her own nipples<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "pregnancy") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1) && ($activeSlave.preg > 20)>>is using her left hand to massage her gravid belly<<elseif ($activeSlave.fetish == "buttslut") && ($activeSlave.fetishKnown == 1)>>is using her left hand to massage that buttock sensually, pulling it to the side to stimulate her anus even more<<else>>is using her left hand to stimulate a nipple<</if>>. Slaves with powerful sex drives like hers often find it necessary to masturbate in order to sleep. She's fully preoccupied, and has not noticed you.
<<case "terrified inspection">>
<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> appears in the door of your office for a scheduled inspection. She hesitates in the doorway, staring fixedly downward with huge $activeSlave.eyeColor eyes, before stumbling forward to stand in front of your desk. Her chest is rising and falling with panicked hyperventilation. The poor <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.boobs > 500)>>shemale<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0) && ($activeSlave.balls == 0)>>ballsless bitch<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>sissy<<elseif ($activeSlave.preg > 5)>>pregnant slut<<elseif ($activeSlave.physicalAge > 30)>>woman<<else>>girl<</if>> is terrified of you for some reason.
You let her stand there naked and shivering while you finish what you're working on. She holds her $activeSlave.skin hands down at her sides, just like she's supposed to, but they twitch inward occasionally, betraying her desire to shield her <<if ($activeSlave.nipples == "huge")>>prominent nipples<<elseif ($activeSlave.boobs > 1000)>>big tits<<else>>chest<</if>> and <<if ($activeSlave.dick > 3)>>big, limp dick<<elseif ($activeSlave.dick > 0)>>limp little prick<<elseif ($activeSlave.clit > 1)>>absurd clit<<elseif ($activeSlave.labia > 0)>>pretty petals<<elseif $activeSlave.vagina == -1>>smooth, featureless groin<<else>>pussy<</if>> from your view. The wait gives license to her fears. Her<<if ($activeSlave.lips > 70)>> ridiculous<<elseif ($activeSlave.lips > 0)>> plush<</if>> lips are quivering, and tears are quickly gathering at the corners of her eyes.
<<case "cooler lockin">>
You're circulating in $clubName, looking over your holdings but mostly just letting yourself be seen, when your personal assistant quietly alerts you. <<if $assistant == 0>>"<<if def $PC.customTitle>>$PC.customTitle<<elseif $PC.title != 0>>Sir<<else>>Ma'am<</if>>,"<<else>>"Baby,"<</if>> she says, "<<EventNameLink $activeSlave>> can't get out of the refrigerator." <<if $assistant == 0>>The personal assistant explains the absurd statement: "She's been assigned to get some items out of the walk-in refrigerator. She accidentally let the door shut behind her, didn't notice, took too long in there, and is now too chilled to figure out the emergency release. I can unlock it remotely, or you can let her out yourself."<<else>>Chuckling, your personal assistant explains the absurd statement: "The silly girl's been assigned to get some things out of the walk-in refrigerator. She accidentally let the door shut behind her, didn't notice, took too long in there, and is now too chilled to figure out the emergency release. I can unlock it remotely, or you can head over and have some fun with her."<</if>>
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