childrenReport.js

/**
 * Details week-to-week changes in children in the Nursery
 * @returns {string}
 */
App.Facilities.Nursery.childrenReport = function childrenReport() {
	const
		Matron = V.Matron,
		nannies = App.Utils.sortedEmployees(App.Entity.facilities.nursery),
		NL = App.Entity.facilities.nursery.employeesIDs().size,
		CL = V.cribs.length;

	let
		r = [];

	for (const child of V.cribs) {
		const
			{ he, his, He, His } = getPronouns(child);

		if (child.growTime > 0) {
			r.push(`<span class="pink">${child.slaveName}</span> is growing steadily. ${He} will be ready for release in about ${years(child.growTime)}.`);
		} else {
			r.push(`<span class="pink">${child.slaveName}</span> is <span class="lime">ready for release.</span> ${He} will be removed from ${V.nurseryName} upon your approach.`);
		}

		if (child.actualAge >= 3) {
			if (Matron) {
				r.push(matronFetishEffects());
				r.push(matronEducationEffects());
				r.push(matronFitnessEffects());
			}

			if (nannies) {
				r.push(nannyEducationEffects());
				r.push(nannyFitnessEffects());
				r.push(nannyFetishEffects());
			}

			// TODO: add friend / rivalry system
			// TODO: add relations to friend system
			for (let j = 0; j < CL; j++) {
				const
					c = V.cribs[j];

				let
					friend = 0,
					rival = 0,
					chance = jsRandom(1, 100);

				if (c.actualAge >= 3) {
					if (c.fetish === child.fetish) {
						r += ``; // TODO:
						friend++;
					}

					if (c.sexualQuirk === child.sexualQuirk || c.behavioralQuirk === child.behavioralQuirk) {
						r += ``; // TODO:
						friend++;
					}

					if (c.fetish === "sadist" || c.fetish === "dom") {
						r += ``; // TODO:
						rival++;
					} else if (child.fetish === "sadist" || child.fetish === "dom") {
						r += ``; // TODO:
						rival++;
					}

					if (friend) {
						if (rival) {
							if (friend > rival) {
								if (chance > 75) {
									r += ``;	// TODO:
									child.relationship = 1;
									child.relationshipTarget = c.ID;

									c.relationship = 1;
									c.relationshipTarget = child.ID;
								}
							}
						} else {
							if (chance > 60) {
								r += ``;	// TODO:
								child.relationship = 1;
								child.relationshipTarget = c.ID;

								c.relationship = 1;
								c.relationshipTarget = child.ID;
							}
						}
					}

					if (rival) {
						if (friend) {
							if (rival > friend) {
								if (chance > 75) {
									r += ``;	// TODO:
								}
							}
						} else {
							if (chance > 60) {
								r += ``;	// TODO:
							}
						}
					}
				}
			}

			// TODO: rework these entirely
			if (Matron || NL) {
				if (V.nurseryWeight) {
					const firstNanny = NL > 0 ? App.Entity.facilities.nursery.employees()[0] : null;
					r += `<br>`;
					if (V.nurseryWeightSetting === 1) {
						if (child.weight < 200) {
							child.weight += 5;
						}
						r += `${He} is being fed an excessive amount of food, causing <span class="red">rapid weight gain.</span> `;
					} else if (V.nurseryWeightSetting === 2) {
						if (child.weight > 10) {
							child.weight--;
							r += `${Matron ? Matron.slaveName : NL > 1 ? `A nanny` : firstNanny.slaveName} notices ${he} is overweight and <span class="green">decreases the amount of food ${he} eats.</span> `;
						} else if (child.weight <= -10) {
							child.weight++;
							r += `${Matron ? Matron.slaveName : NL > 1 ? `A nanny` : firstNanny.slaveName} notices ${he} is underweight and <span class="green">increases the amount of food ${he} eats.</span> `;
						} else {
							r += `${He} is <span class="lime">currently a healthy weight;</span> efforts will be made to maintain it. `;
						}
					} else if (V.nurseryWeightSetting === 0) {
						if (child.weight > -20) {
							r += `${His} developing body <span class="red">quickly sheds its gained weight.</span> `;
							child.weight -= 40;
						}
					}
				} else {
					if (child.weight > -20) {
						child.weight -= 40;
						r += `${His} developing body <span class="red">quickly sheds its gained weight.</span>`;
					}
				}

				// TODO: rewrite these
				if (V.nurseryMuscles) {
					r += `${He} is being given anabolic steroids causing <span class="green">rapid muscle development.</span> `;	// TODO: not happy with this
					if (V.nurseryMusclesSetting === 2) {
						if (child.muscles < 100) {
							child.muscles += 5;
						}
						r += `${Matron ? Matron : NL > 1 ? `A nanny` : firstNanny.slaveName} notices ${he} is overly muscular and <span class="green">decreases ${his} steroid dosage.</span> `;
					} else if (V.nurseryMusclesSetting === 1) {
						if (child.muscles > 10) {
							child.muscles--;
							r += `${Matron ? Matron : NL > 1 ? `A nanny` : firstNanny.slaveName} notices ${he} is weak and <span class="green">increases ${his} steroid dosage.</span> `;
						} else if (child.muscles < -10) {
							child.muscles++;
							r += `${He} has <span class="lime">a healthy musculature;</span> efforts will be made to maintain it. `;
						} else {
							r += `${His} developing body <span class="red">quickly loses its gained muscle.</span> `;
						}
					} else if (V.nurseryMusclesSetting === 0) {
						if (child.muscles > -100) {
							child.muscles -= 40;
							r += `${His} developing body <span class="red">quickly loses its gained muscle.</span> `;
						}
					}
				}
			}
		} else {
			// TODO:
		}
		r += `<br>`;
	}

	function newChildFetish(fetish = "none") {
		switch (fetish) {
			case "submissive":
				return `is now a submissive`;
			case "cumslut":
				return `is now a cumslut`;
			case "humiliation":
				return `now has a fetish for humiliation`;
			case "buttslut":
				return `is now a buttslut`;
			case "boobs":
				return `now has a fetish for all things breast-related`;
			case "sadist":
				return `now gets off on causing pain`;
			case "masochist":
				return `now gets off on pain`;
			case "dom":
				return `is now very sexually dominant`;
			case "pregnancy":
				return `has developed a facination for all things pregnancy-related`;
			default:
				throw `<span class="red">Something broke in newChildFetish(). Please report this.</span>`;
		}
	}



	// MARK: Matron Effects

	function matronFetishEffects() {
		const chance = jsRandom(1, 100);

		if (Matron.fetish !== "none") {
			if (chance > 90) {
				if (child.fetish === "none") {
					child.fetish = Matron.fetish;

					return `${child.slaveName} has taken a few cues from ${Matron.slaveName}, and ${newChildFetish(child.fetish)}.`;
				} else {
					if (chance > 95) {
						child.fetish = Matron.fetish;

						return `${Matron.slaveName} has rubbed off on ${child.slaveName}, in more ways than one. ${He} ${newChildFetish(child.fetish)}.`;
					}
				}
			}
		}
	}

	function matronEducationEffects() {
		// TODO: expand this
		const
			{ he2, him2, his2 } = getPronouns(Matron).appendSuffix('2'),

			theChildren = CL > 1 ? `the children` : `${child.slaveName}`;

		if (Matron.intelligence + Matron.intelligenceImplant > 65) {
			child.intelligenceImplant += 3;

			return `${Matron.slaveName} is so intelligent and well-educated that ${he2} is able to teach ${theChildren} very effectively, and so ${CL > 1 ? `${child.slaveName} gradually grows` : `they gradually grow`} smarter. `;
		} else if (Matron.intelligenceImplant > 30) {
			child.intelligenceImplant += 2;

			return `${Matron.slaveName}'s education makes up for the fact that ${he2} isn't the brightest and allows ${him2} to teach ${theChildren} quite effectively, and so ${theChildren} grows a bit smarter. `;
		} else if (Matron.intelligence > 50) {
			child.intelligenceImplant += 2;

			return `Though ${Matron.slaveName} has had little to no formal education, ${his2} natural brilliance allows ${him2} to teach ${theChildren} quite effectively, and so ${CL > 1 ? `${child.slaveName} grows` : `they grow`} a bit smarter. `;
		} else {
			child.intelligenceImplant++;

			return `${Matron.slaveName} isn't the brightest and is only somewhat effective at teaching ${theChildren}, so ${CL > 1 ? `${child.slaveName} grows` : `they grow`} just a little bit smarter. `;
		}
	}

	function matronFitnessEffects() {
		// TODO:
		return;
	}



	// MARK: Nanny Effects

	function nannyFetishEffects() {
		for (const slave of nannies) {
			if (slave.fetish !== "none") {
				if (chance > 85) {
					if (child.fetish === "none") {
						child.fetish = slave.fetish;

						return `${slave.slaveName} has left quite an impression on ${child.slaveName}, and ${he} ${newChildFetish(child.fetish)}.`;
					} else {
						if (chance > 90) {
							child.fetish = slave.fetish;

							return `${child.slaveName} seems to have taken to ${slave.slaveName}'s example, and ${newChildFetish(child.fetish)}.`;
						}
					}
				}
			}
		}
	}

	function nannyEducationEffects() {
		// TODO: expand this

		let
			averageIntelligence = 0,
			averageIntelligenceImplant = 0;

		for (const nanny of nannies) {
			averageIntelligence += nanny.intelligence;
			averageIntelligenceImplant += nanny.intelligenceImplant;
		}

		const
			firstNanny = nannies[0],
			theNanniesAre = NL > 1 ? `The nannies are mostly` : `${firstNanny.slaveName} is`,
			theChildren = CL > 1 ? `the children` : child.slaveName;

		averageIntelligence = averageIntelligence / NL;
		averageIntelligenceImplant = averageIntelligenceImplant / NL;

		if (averageIntelligence + averageIntelligenceImplant > 65) {
			child.intelligenceImplant += 3;

			return `${theNanniesAre} very intelligent and well educated and are able to teach ${theChildren} very effectively. `;
		} else if (averageIntelligence > 50) {
			child.intelligenceImplant += 2;

			return `${theNanniesAre} very intelligent and able to teach ${theChildren} quite effectively. `;
		} else if (averageIntelligenceImplant > 25) {
			child.intelligenceImplant += 2;

			return `${theNanniesAre} very well educated and able to teach ${theChildren} quite effectively. `;
		} else if (averageIntelligenceImplant > 15) {
			child.intelligenceImplant++;

			return `${theNanniesAre} well educated and able to teach ${theChildren} fairly effectively. `;
		}
	}

	function nannyFitnessEffects() {
		// TODO:
		return;
	}

	return r.join(' ');
};